#hee hoo magic time

[superkawaiimothman]

Kobold warlock - archfey patron

[quiddie]

There’s a special, specific kind of joy watching Worlds Beyond Number listeners call out what they see as the beginnings of Suvi’s disillusionment arc.

It just makes me want to pull them in close and whisper in their ear “Do you think you’re watching Barbie or Oppenheimer?” before giving them a little kiss on the cheek.

[musubiki]

This was the first thing i saw when i opened tumblr i was like “her fucking WHAT?” 😭

YEAH LMFAOOOOOOO WELCOME TO THE FINAL CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[arolesbianism]

What if instead of posting abt the random card au characters that are actually from the medias I made the au for I just post more abt the ocs that don't matter at all and that no one cares abt. Anyways currently thinking abt the magic user that started the bond that An is a part of. Little autism creature that goes ehehehehheheeheeheeheeeeheheheheeehee

[antirepurp]

i think im happy with this so im gonna try to make some turnarounds for him tomorrow and see if he works with the frontiers model's proportions yay. patch notes and deets:

uuuuh funny paws i wanted to try something different with them. fluff will probably end up dropped unfortunately but i'll see what i can do

scars on palms are from excessive chaos emerald use. chaos energy is spicy and he definitely does not wear the protective gear required to withstand it

misc scars from being thrown around over the years you know how it is

transmasc icon gets op scars

tape for my boom bias

eye scar came from some time when he was in a super state and got mauled bad. it didn't blind him he's too resilient for that but it did give him a permanently red super state eye for magic chaos energy reasons (we'll see if i can port that into frontiers hee hoo)

mildly edited soap shoes, again, i can't designs shoes to save my life

[beesmygod]

Bloodborne question from someone who'll probably never play it because it seem 2 hard and 2 stressful- what *is* the Hunter's Dream? Like a literal dream? Does the non-umbilical cord endings have you like wake up? Is the game's settimg real? I half-remember that one Dan Olson video and I'm confused and you like explaining things so I'm not looking it up so you can have a oppurtunity to give lore out.

hee hee hoo hoo!!! you are who these posts are for!!! i would love to try to explain this to you i truly do love doing this. so my answer is: i have no idea.

the dream is definitely a physical place that exists, even if it exists outside of yharnam's physical reality. items that should exist there can be misplaced in yharnam and returned (like the rune tool or the blood gem tool). hunters who are not blood drunk and have not been severed from the dream by gerhman can come and go as they please using the resurrection magic of bells seen throughout the game. note the bells on the lamp you use to get there.

the doll notes that hunters used to visit the dream in droves during hunts long ago, but now those hunters who did chose to sever themselves before they fell to madness or because the hunt was over (it wasnt) are marked with the gravestones peppered throughout the area. if you choose to sever yourself from the dream at the end of your run, then a new tombstone appears representing you in the new game, so its mutable and not static. the flowers in the garden begin to glow after the reveal of the blood moon, so there is some connection to the main world and its progression; it isnt completely isolated and cut off from yharnam.

i think some people mistake the "yharnam sunrise" ending being like "oh it was all a dream" ending when it's not. you are severed from the dream, dawn is breaking, the hunt is over....but we know it happens again. the moon moves in cycles, the last time it turned red they burned old yharnam to the ground, and this time the entire town lost its mind and body. the situation you are in during the "yharnam sunrise" ending is now you are like djura and eileen: you no longer dream, but the hunt will return. worse than it was before.

interesting side note: gehrman severs you from the dream using his burial blade, which is one of two weapons in the same made from siderite which is "said to have fallen from the heavens". the other weapon is eileen's blades of mercy which she utilizes in her position of the hunter of blood drunk hunters. gerhman's blade cuts you off from the dream and eileen's intention is to kill hunters permanently that pose a threat to others. your access to the dream can be removed by being killed with space rock. weird. neat.

curiously i have no idea where the hunter's dream is located. this is only notable because the other nightmares are completely connected to one another. if you look up from the nightmare frontier you can see the castle in the nightmare of mensis. and vis versa looking down.

this lance macdonald tweet datamined what you see when you look down from the nightmare frontier: ship masts from the orphan of kos fight.

and the hunter's nightmare is stacked on top of itself. you can find parts of it where the ocean above is dripping down into the rest of the map lol. plus the infamous part where a snail lady from the map above falls 3000000 feet and nearly smooshes you.

but the hunter's dream is AWOL and surrounded by weird spires that don't look like ship masts or anything really. it's possible it is at the very tip top.

dreams appear to be born through some process involving an umbilical cord and/or the loss of a great one infant, a host, and the sheer power of obsessive madness. when the great one or the host dies, the dream persists regardless. how odd. very mysterious.

[whispering-kavka]

hee hoo i got an idea for an npc today meet the seer and excuse the shite quality for this is a screenshot and not a saved png file

what i got on them during the first 30-40 minutes of existence: >a seer is not a magical skill one is born with, it's a profession. once all the procedures and rituals are done, the seer sees what nobody else can. >one can become a seer if they posess certain qualities. most desired trait among potential candidates is heterochromia, particularly blue/brown. if the previous seer retires and no one in the population has this trait, the board sets up a festival with a lottery. >anyone can be a seer regardless of nationality, religion, gender and race. with one exception: warforged cannot be seers. one might think they would be an ideal candidate, not minding the conditions and being able to serve for a long while, but their non-biological body is an issue for the board. >the chosen seer will have their eyes removed. in their place mirrors will be installed. their hair will also be separated into six parts and braided into the pillar behind them. >the pillar functions as a job contract. the seer cannot move from their post unless they cut their hair. there is a minimum time a seer must serve and that time is marked by the lenght of hair. by the time they can reach the brass scissors on the opposite side of the room, they can choose to part ways with their post and return to normal life. some choose to remain there for longer, some until their death. >why would anyone let themselves be trapped in one place for several years? besides the painful surgery resulting with permanent loss of sight and being bereft of freedom, it's a pretty cushy position. the seers garner a lot of respect and have all their needs met. they are well taken care of by their attendants who bring them good food, drink and things of that nature + their families are granted a sort of allowance. they also receive expert healthcare they would not otherwise had access too in normal circumstances. most seer applicants come from the poorer parts of society that wish to escape poverty by any means necessary. parents frequently try to make their children become seers so they can live an easier life.

>despite the relatively nice living conditions, the stress of being bound to a place for too long and the inability to move around too much can lead to loss of sanity. the current seer started digging with their hands on the ground next to them, breaking nails and tearing the skin and flesh. she has not lost the clarity of mind, but there is a lot of pent up tension that needed to find an exit. not everyone takes well to this lifestyle, but there are instances of ex-seers who walked it off just fine. possibly those whose hair grew fast, but who knows.

>all seers who died a seer get a special burial. their body is embalmed and taken on a procession to make them experience the outside world for the last time. after that their mirror "eyes" are removed and their body is laid in a brass sarcophagus at the place of the seer's origin. the portrait of the late seer is hanged on the gallery wall of their post.

[jimmerzz0905]

It's me Baby Kata

I have a huge diarrhea

If you fart like you don't care

Raise your bog rolls in the air

Pee-pee, poo-poo

Wee-hee, hoo-a, hoo-a

Pee-pee, poo-poo

Wee-hee, hoo-a, hoo-a

When you take a comfort stop

You feel like you reach the top

Choco balls are gonna pop

It's the sound of the sound of the big flop

Every poop is so fantastic

Every poop is so terrific

Everybody look at me

I'm makin' a big poopy

Pee-pee, poo-poo

Wee-hee, hoo-a, hoo-a

Pee-pee, poo-poo

Wee-hee, hoo-a, hoo-apee-pee, poo-poo

Wee-hee, hoo-a, hoo-a

Pee-pee, poo-poo

Wee-hee, hoo-a, hoo-a

Let me show you magic tricks

Brown monkey does gymnastics

Tiny turds or massive bricks

I like to share my poop pics

Every poop is so fantastic

Every poop is so terrific

Are you ready for action?

It's time to release the Kraken

Pee-pee, poo-poo

Wee-hee, hoo-a, hoo-a

Pee-pee, poo-poo

Wee-hee, hoo-a, hoo-apee-pee, poo-poo

Wee-hee, hoo-a, hoo-a

Pee-pee, poo-poo

Wee-hee, hoo-a, hoo-a

Come on! Drop it now!

[devilisinthedeinos]

Hi there.

my name is Eris. Pronouns He/him, trans masc and trans... deino?

I was human but after getting my top surgery some really weird shit happened and. well. Now I'm a deino

i do not like light it hurts my eyes also please approach slowly I am suppressing the urge to bite anything and everything at all times.

i'm currently living in the apartments of @ninkadance

Current Arc (click link for tag warnings): Details in the deino

Pelipper mail/unmail/malice/any other variants: open! Magic anons: lightweight

((Ooc under the cut))

// hee hoo it's @twodragonsinatrenchcoat back at it again with a blog inspired by @crystalclearribbons :3

As with the blog above- a general warning for body horror since Eris will be slowly transforming into a non-human shape- a Deino specifically! As decided by the people, and also by me because I had some ideas. :3

Edit 2/22/24: Eris's transition is complete! Such is the end of his slow sleeby-fication. There'll still be body horror in the future (Evolving into Zweilious and Hydreigon are going to be a doozy, i may also post some more unsettling pictures from mid-sleebyfication should i get the itch) but the transition from human to deino is done.

Transition timeline 🥰

That's all for now,

Bye! :3 <3

[limetimo]

RAB fics I read (Jan 2024)

Secrets of Stone and Sound the war horn by FiresFromOurHearts 'Draco is reincarnated Regulus' AU)

Of His Bones by MesserMoon for rabidlittlestrawberry Sirius and Regulus are princes; Orion dies, Sirius fucks off to the sea with pirates (privateers?), and Regulus is left with a crown he wasn't trained for and didn't want, trying to manage war-thirsty lords and usurpers, and dealing with the pirate captain locked up in his dungeons who is, confusingly enough, becoming his closest advisor. Also there's some weird shit going on between Riddle, Remus and James. wolfstar and jegulus to be

So Ready To Return by KrisKikstorky HEE HEE HOO HOO Omega Regulus & his baby are running away from their dangerous Alpha-daddy, Tom Riddle!

i see how this ends (poorly) by Quillium seer regulus we love to see it

PS. I Hate You by LucyAndreas writer James accidentally texts a wrong number, falls in love with the prickly hedgehog, and it's the best friend's brother trope, and Regulus gets stabbed

Faded with you by jaspoo Jegulus have a detention together and are yeeted into an alternate no-magic universe where they... never existed? Maybe???

A Muggle Tradition by amour_anguis, itsgivingcamp sexy times all around with Lily's Sirius-ly improved advent calendar!

The Ice Feels Colder Without You by FlowerLikeLotus ice skater Regulus has Issues, faceplants on the ice, gets kicked out by Wally and taken in by Sirius and the Potters and ect ect

Harry Potter and the Year That Should Have Been Normal by 3andaHalfGayWizardsinaTrenchcoat in his fifth year Harry defeated Voldy with the help of a mysterious figure but not without cost; Regulus pulls Sirius out of the veil and a different kind of shit hits the fan.

Loyal to a Fault by coincidences Regulus didn't want to return as a ghost!

The Age of Lies by TheDivineComedian The Order is being torn apart by distrust, Regulus comes to the Potters with the Horcruxes, and Peter fucks up.

Born Sick by Blackbrother2508 Regulus survives cave and gets by with a little help from his friends.

The Potions Master by Quecksilver_Eyes Regulus is the potions master

Call out to Your Brother, He's Calling out Your Name by pale_morning_sings_of_forgotten_things driven by Sirius' accusations and guilt, Regulus steps into the fight between Sirius and Wally. (He did not think that one through.)

Drowning and New Normal by orphan_account Jegulus are married with Lily as their third partner, James deals with his father's sudden death

The Prophets and the Kings by orphan_account Regulus survived the cave, warned the Potters, got into a bad spot for a bit, and got home-arrested with the Potters. endgame Jegulily

Hope & Legacy: Black Brothers Edition by epithalamium, nerakrose Wally and Orion kicked the bucket; therefore Sirisu

Hope & Legacy: Black Brothers Edition by epithalamium, nerakrose prongsfoot, moonseeker

Tulips Over Lilies by wynnebat for Ellory girl regulus, jegulus

An Open Door by tonberrys accidental baby aquisition featuring librarian Regulus and 8yo Harry

Does it almost feel like nothings changed at all? by orphan_account femme aro Regulus calls for help and Sirius answers

Read For Me by amour_anguis, regularis_vas sexy moonseeker times in a library

doors by Used_Tissue seer regulus, jegulus

Black Moon by ouzell survives tha cave, becomes spy, fucks a werewolf, good writing

The Second Story of Regulus Arcturus Black by IsabellaThordenson he dies comes back in '95, is a littlel shit, the ususal

When the Love Runs Out the potters die, regulus discovers he has been dosed by love potion since hogwarts, sirius doesn't go to azkaban but also doesn't win custody of harry

you'd ruin me with a smile by Valeriesgirl wrong number au jegulus

james potter's black cat by Valeriesgirl Regulus is black cat animagus

this is me trying by witchhunts reggie dies and gets yot back in time, with mysterious scars and no desire to repeat his fate

More than Magic by Hometown_Nerd the cave squibs regulus and he fights for his right and for harry's custody ect very nice very neat i love it

Padfoot by RandomReader13 a lovely series in which Regulus figures out that the big black dog that visits him is his brother, and the Black family decides to use this to draw Sirius back to them. gently

Mark of the Beast by disillusionist9 hhee hee hoo hoo cyborg ginny and assassin Reggie huhuehehe im so normal about this

A thousand bells ring in my heart (how hard it is to ask for forgiveness) by Alfonsiny soon after regulus dies in 1979, sirius and remus get yeeted to their childhood selves. Sirius in not going to let the past future repeat, that's for sure. wolfstar, ravenclaw regulus

i'll battle Future, we can make our own by auacademia barty is a seer, Sees the cave and says 'fuck that, not my boyfriend you bitch'

Back To The Old House by Gigix 260k of jegulus slowburn

are you sick of me? (would you like to be?) by residentrookie for PretentiousWreckingBall regulus has 0 care taking instincts but he WILL PAMPER POTTER BACK TO HEALTH OR HE SWEARS TO GOD--

Starfell Lodge by residentrookie it's christmas hols and potters and black are vacationing at their favourite resort. sirius' plan: to finally ask out the cute barista. Regulus' plan: to avoid his idiot brother and his idiot crush by working at remus' cafe.

the golden king by maladaptivewriting reg dies, wakes up in 1991 as an 11 yo, goes to Gryffindor to protect his ex bf's kid, ect ect

Just Different, Apparently by risetherivermoon (moonriverrise) neurodivergent on neurodivergent jegulus, very cute

Searching For A Heart by moonysmidnightlibrary regulus raising little luna, ft semi-single dad James

early morning, coffee cups by alarainai for industrations regulus and sirius are trying to save their failing bakery when BAM le wild james and remus appear. some angst but also comfort

Touch Like A Thorn by UnfortunatelyDisastrous sirius unknowingly helps his brother flirt with his best friend. Miracle of miracles, it works out

Cats don't smile by trafficlight19 ohohohoho. while in hiding, the Potters as well as Sirius are often visited by a peculiar black cat that strongly reminds him of dear deceased Regulus. HMM I WONDER WHY THAT IS

practise your passion on me (hope you'll be here when it's done) by xslytherclawx regulus/evan

one last party (before we meet our end) by maladaptivewriting, something_about_mothman barty nad peter accidentaly reverse-age voldemort into a baby, find a regulus, and become parents

[thana-topsy]

1,6,8,11,17 for the ask thing!

Answered #6 in this post, and #8 in this post!

A fanon characterisation that you love

Oh, this took some thought. I went scrolling through my AO3 bookmarks for this one. But at the end of the day I have to go with my good friend @nientedenada's interpretations of Elenwen and Ondolemar in her Q&A style fic: "The Dominion is Here and They're Answering Your Questions" - her take deeply influenced the way I wrote both of these characters in "Hollow Men" as well as just helped to shape the Thalmor into people in my mind, as opposed to stick man villains.

11. Recommend a fic with an unusual/original headcanon or characterisation that you loved

Accidental Double Thalmor Post, but I'm going to have to recommend "Evil is Made of Us" by LeviathansEyes on AO3 for their masterful interpretation of the Thalmor. It's a purely OC-driven fic that's technically a sequel to a much longer fic, but I think it can be enjoyed on it's own easily enough. I had already finished up my own Thalmor-centric fic (Hollow Men) by the time I was reading their work, but I was still SHOOKETH by the end of that story. It was an unflinching look at how "evil" manifests itself, but also how, at the end of the day, people are just people. "Evil" is a concept within the framework of an institution.

17. Something you love that you don’t often share because you’re worried what others will think

Hmm... well, for the most part I'm pretty shameless with most of the stuff I share. I put myself out there in good faith, and generally expect that my work will be taked in good faith in return.

I think, maybe, if I want to be vulnerable for a minute, I'll admit that I tend to meme on Neloth publicly a lot to cover up just how deeply I've been impacted by writing his character. More below the cut, because this turned into a bit of a ramble...

I write Neloth as a low-empathy individual who arguably has a personality disorder (I won't throw around specific labels, as I don't think there is a specific one that I had in mind when going into his stories). My love for Neloth runs incredibly deep because I've been working with this fatally flawed, deeply damaged character who has built his own defences up so impossibly high over hundreds of years that even he is unsure of where his own walls end and the core of himself begins.

And then, to pair him with Teldryn, (which I think most people who only see the ship art or the memes think I just picked two characters and smashed them together for fun or because Hee Hoo Gay, which... isn't a lie, but it isn't the whole truth either). I write Teldryn as an endlessly compassionate person beneath the armor he's been forced to wear (literally and figuratively) over the years. The Nerevarine Prophecy left him questioning his own place in the world with a terrible case of impostor syndrome, and then the Red Year absolutely ripped out his heart (no pun intended??) and left him feeling that everything he did amounted to nothing. So he's cynical and jaded, he's hiring himself out as a merc, he has every reason to hate the gods and the life that's been thrust upon him. And then, for whatever reason, when I put him and Neloth in a room together for long enough, they somehow managed to crack through each others' shells. And it wasn't pretty at first, and, hell, it wasn't even romantic. But it happened. And sometimes, writing can be magic like that.

So here's Teldryn, a literal hero, giving this (by all accounts) terrible person a chance to show that he's capable of both receiving and giving love, actually. And that love can look a little different in everyone. And augH GOD, I HAVE A FUCKING CHARACTER TYPE, OK???

Anyways, tl;dr -- Neloth is actually more than just my special little meow meow babygirl blorbo, he is my shadow self, my darkest reflection, the opposite of everything I strive to be and everything I fear becoming. And I think, by writing him as still being worthy of love and companionship and joy, I'm writing to let myself know that I am also worthy of such things.

[paragonrobits]

my primary character group is fundamentally a bunch of gross and unsettling weirdos with freaky powers and disturbing visuals and also causing problems on purpose to go 'HEE HOO' and so logically a lot of my vague ideas for their rivals and antagonists (not including the Hot Magic Pirate Crew led by a frost giant lady whom they have a complicated dynamic with, one day they're fighting and the next they're at the Magic Arcade) is people who contrast that. People who are fancy, refined, who use elegant swordsmanship and precision in fights instead of just crushing monsters with a football helmet and yelping 'WHOOP WHOOP'

and usually my idea was them as being pompous jerks with a veneer of elegance. like painted glass that's cracking; sophistication and elegance mixed with them being snooty or privelegd winners with power but no real suffering or problems, who act as foils to the main hero group (who have generally had to climb up from the bottom and swinging the whole time)

so basically multiple different rival groups with the same themes of being pretty, pompous and superficial; like walking personifications of my personal dislike for those general themes, characters who more or less exist for others to go "you pompous dickheads don't know what REAL struggle is, I've had to fight and claw my whole damn life to stay in one place and you just get it handled to you and you come down here to fight monsters because you're BORED'

and so something occurred to me: why not make a group of rival characters who are specifically foils to my main squad, but are GENUINE heroes and not particularly snooty, conceited but with a focus on sophistication and elegance as a contrast to my main squad being all about embracing the monster and weirdo you are and smashing things with deliberate gracelessness?

this might be more fun and lean more into having a rival dynamic that has more potential; rivals that fight one day, and then hang out the next is genuinely fun, since it can lean harder into being at odds for professional reasons but not personal ones

so now i gotta think about some concepts that fit that air. SOPHISTICATION. GLAMOUR. ELEGANCE. Someone is a griffin for some reason. A griffin with a fancy sword and he can turn into an actual griffin. Also i have an old TMNT OC who was a hyper intelligent allosaurus with the veneer of being a whimsical scientist with super gadgets so it might be fun to reuse her here.

[crowsapprentice]

Bloodshuffle Cast, Part 2 — Alpha Trolls, Part 1

Eridan Megido

Thief of Time

Derse Dreamer

True Aries

apocalypseApathy

Doubles and capitalizes his P’s and R’s, but nothing else

Strife Specibus: wandkind

Fetch Modus: Ouija

Relationships

Feferi Maryam: wants her to be his morail so, so bad. Wears her blood color to give off the impression that she’s already his morail.

Aranea Peixes: sick and tired of her bugging and fussing and whining. Gives her the slip when she tries to talk to the group as a whole.

Terezi Megido: embarrassed of her. Can’t believe they’re each other’s dancestors.

[Roxy] Pyrope: wants to be her friend, but she doesn’t trust him AT ALL since he killed a bunch of their friends and caused the Scratch.

Meenah Pyrope: one of the few people of whom he’s actually scared.

[Porrim] Lalonde: has a secret crush on her. It’s one of those things that really reminds you that he’s only 6 sweeps old.

[Latula] Strider: minor pitched feelings because her “rad girl” “gimmick” annoys him.

FarragoFiction Sprite:

Discrepancies between his FF sprite and “canon:”

His horns curl downward at the end, albeit not to the same extent as Damara’s.

Less of his hair is the color of his blood.

Neither of his glasses lenses are “broken,” but the one on his left-hand side has the same covering as canon!Vriska’s used to, albeit with one constant dot in the center (as opposed to the seven on canon!Vriska’s, which only show up when she uses her vision eightfold). Also, there’s less tape holding his glasses bridge together.

Darker eyebags.

He’s missing quite a few teeth. Once the Alpha trolls woke up in the dream bubbles, Meenah punched them out.

Wears his canon shoes (albeit burgundy with jade stripes) and white over-the-knee socks

His shirt is black.

FarragoFiction Process:

Horns: 19

Glasses2: 188

Hair: 6

Glasses: 6

Eyes: 38

Mouth: 23

CanonSymbol: 1

Body: 32

Colors:

Aspect2: #658200

Pants1: #000000

Pants2: #4B4B4B

Shirt1: #078446

Shirt2: #034002

Shoes1: #A10000

Shoes2: #600000

Notes:

One of the youngest Alpha trolls

Believes in and adores magic with a grublike sense of wonder, but totally lies about it to his friends. He’s bad at that, though, so he just tries not to talk about magic at all.

He really needs braces, but he refuses to wear them. On Beforus, they’re available for the culled (which he isn’t), but on Alternia, they’re only reserved for highbloods (purple and above).

It’s ambiguous if he knew the specific death circumstances that would save himself and the other Alpha trolls from the Scratch, but he sure had fun killing some of his companions. Aranea realized the Scratch loophole in the middle of what he was doing and killed everyone else (admittedly, Eridan only killed, like, three of them).

He’s working for [LE] out of bitterness and a desire to end it all (hence apocalypseApathy), but it has helped him relearn that believing in magic isn’t something of which he should be ashamed.

He uses the ouija fetch modus because it saves him the trouble of thinking about what to retrieve. This is partially because of apathy and partially because it gives him a splitting headache.

He’s a Thief of Time because he ends up giving [LE] access to his time powers (i.e. stealing his teammates’ access to them) for his own selfish reasons.

His left-hand lens fell out once, hence the pseudo-eyepatch.

Calbon Nitram

Mage of Light

Derse Dreamer

Taurpia

adolescentTerror

Types in ALL-CAPS except for his O’s. Still does that thing where he separates gendered terms from words using spaces.

Relationships:

Eridan Megido: unrequited flushed crush. Takes personal and vocal offense to being told not to wear Eridan’s blood color.

[Dirk] Vantas: “HEE HEE. HAH HAH. Hoo Hoo. YoU KNoW THAT ‘SoCIAL JUSTICE’ BULLSHIT THAT YoU’RE ALWAYS GoING oN ABoUT? IT’S SUCH A JoKE. HoW YoU DELUDE YoURSELF INTo THINKING THAT YoU HAVE ANYTHING MEANINGFUL To SAY. oR EVEN *CARE.* ABoUT WHAT YoU SAY. RATHER THAN JUST HEAR YoURSELF TALK AND TALK AND TALK AND TALK AND TALK AND TALK AND TALK AND TALK AND TALK AND TALK AND TALK.” (wants to study him under a proverbial microscope)

[Calliope] Maryam: “WoW. Do YoU REALLY THINK. THAT THE SMoTHERING MAN NERISMS YoU CARRIED WITH YoU THRoUGHoUT THE BRooDING CAVERNS. WILL HELP YoU SURVIVE THE HARSH WoRLD WE HAVE BEEN THRUST INTo?”

[Jane] Nitram: “GoD. SWEET GRUB MoTHER OF FUCK. IS THIS WHAT THE NAME oF NITRAM HAS CoME To? “PooR, SWEET, INNoCENT” FRoNDLINGS WHo CAN’T HANDLE A LITTLE MURDER? NoW, LISTEN To ME. *LISTEN* To *ME.* I WILL SHoW YoU THE PATH To SURVIVAL. NoT BECAUSE I CARE. BUT BECAUSE YoUR WEAK AND PATHETIC EXISTENCE IS AN INSULT To MY HoNoR.” (A small nugget of care hides under multiple layers of something or other. Probably not sexism, though, since troll girls tend to be pretty badass.)

FarragoFiction Sprite:

Discrepancies between it and “canon:”

Horns are shorter

Hair based on the fanart that inspired canon!Caliborn’s “self-insert”

Darker eyebags

His pants don’t have stripes.

His suspender buckles and bowtie are Eridan’s blood color.

FarragoFiction Process:

Horns: 257

Hair: 782

Eyes: 127

Mouth: 68

Canon Symbol: 43

Outfit: 157

Colors:

Pants1: 000000

Pants2: 3A3A3A

Shirt1: 3A2500

Shirt2: 261700

Shoes1: 4B4B4B

Shoes2: 3A3A3A

Notes:

He’s a Mage as Paradox Space’s “punishment” for his canon actions.

He’s basically doing the same thing to Eridan that Eridan is doing to Feferi.

Loves puppets. Hates that [Dirk] likes them. Thinks he can make [Dirk] stop liking them by telling him to.

Knows WAAAAAY too much about troll reproduction, and talks about it even moreso.

The “bon” part is pronounced “bone.”

[musubiki]

i find it very funny that the m34th accuses lime of being seduced by the cat witch as if mochi had to even try 😭

FOR REAL THOUGH!!!!!!! when theyre all whispering and gossiping about it theyre like

"she cant use magic on him so it mustve been her feminine charms..."

"you know how hard you have to flirt to seduce that guy???? in all the time ive known him ive never seen him cave ONCE"

"she probably [censored] and [censored] him or even [censored]"

"see this is why you have to be careful with witches...theyre so devious, using their bodies to get you to do whatever they want..."

meanwhile mochi is at home being a normal human being like "hehe cat shaped uncrustable sandwhiches hee hoo" and lime watching her thinking "god i wanna fuck her brains out so bad."

[romance-lover77]

Newt Scamander x Fem Muggle Reader Part 4

Plot: You go into labor and have no choice to give birth at Queenie’s and Jacob’s home. Something unexpected happens

Warning: 18+ may have some adult words

Queenie and Jacob were peacefully sleeping on their comfortable bed when a loud noise coming from the sitting room(living room)woke them up. Immediately they stood up cautiously from their bed. Queenie and Jacob look at each other

“Did that come from the living room?” Jacob asked Queenie

Queenie quickly grabs her wand from the night stand next to their bed ,just in case they happen to be in danger

“I think so, let’s go and check”. Jacob nodded and both of them started heading to the sitting room(living room) not expecting you, Newt and Lottie.

Queenie gasps seeing all of you here in her sitting room(living room). Jacob was in shock and stood there.

“What are you guys doing here!” Jacob asked

You were on the ground groaning in pain and whimpering. Your eyes were closed and you couldn’t think or speak because of the pain of your contractions that you hadn’t even realized Queenie and Jacob were there.

Newt immediately grabbed you by the arms to stand you up and looked at Queenie and Jacob in panic. “Help me she’s in labor! I can’t explain now”. Lottie was on the side crying because she thought you were dying.

Queenie didn’t need an explanation because she read Newt’s mind and furrowed her brows. There was no time to lose so she went to help Newt carry you into the guest bedroom and Jacob went to comfort Lottie and took her to the kitchen to eat some biscuits(cookies) he had made in the morning. Queenie and Newt placed you on the bed. “Queenie, we need a bucket of warm water ,washcloths, scissors,wound cleaning potion,bath towels and blankets please!”. Queenie nodded and went into a rush to get the items and said “Accio” many times. While Newt looked at you anxiously and his heart aching seeing you in this much pain. You were crying and another contraction came making you yelp in agony, you stared right into his eyes pleading for all this to stop. Luckily there was a chair right next to the bed and you set it close to the bed and sat on it. He grabbed your hand and you started to squeeze it real hard while yelling at him. “You did this to me! This is all your fault!!”.He grunted a little by the pain but he didn’t mind the pain because he knew you were going through way worse.

“Love, follow my lead and do these breathing exercises with me, Hee Hoo, Hee Hoo”. You wanted to keep yelling at him but you calmed down and began to do those breathing exercises with him and it helped a bit with the pain.

Newt was an expert at delivering baby magical creatures so he knew these types of things. Though this is his first time delivering a human baby. Sadly Newt wasn’t with you when you gave birth to Lottie, that’s another story for another day.

Finally Queenie came with all the items and she placed the bucket of warm water next to Newt, and placed the other items on the nightstand “There, what else do I do?”, Queenie asked.

Newt was starting to let go of your hand but you didn’t want to let go of his hand. You quivered your lips and wouldn’t let go.Newt gave you a smile “It’s okay love I’m still going to be here just keep doing your breathing exercises ”. Queenie frowns because she hates seeing you suffer like this and obviously now knows about the whole Magical Law Enforcement situation,“y/n everything will be okay”. You look at both of them and put your trust into them.You let go and continue doing the breathing exercises. Newt then goes to your feet, “Help me take off her shoes” Newt told Queenie and she nodded. Both of them started taking your shoes off, Queenie on the right and Newt on the left, and both throwing them on the ground.

“AHH!” another contraction took over and Newt was now taking off your panties. The good thing was that your pijama was a dress pijama so it was easy to take the panties off. Now Newt had a full view of your clit and Queenie was wondering why he was looking so into it so much. “What are you doing Newt?”. He then said while still staring closely at your clit, “I’m seeing how many centimeters she has dilated by now and I believe she’s at 7 cm so it’s almost time to push”.

As soon as you heard Newt say the word push , your eyes were full of terror. It was too soon and you didn’t feel ready. Your chest felt very tight and anxiety took over you. You had now completely forgotten the breathing exercises. Newt then said “It’s fully dilated! it’s time to push my love!”

You started sobbing “I-I’m not ready! I don’t think I can do this!”. Newt furrowed his brows and went to your side, sitting on the chair.Once again he was holding your hand and with his other hand he cupped your face. “It’s going to be okay, you are the strongest woman i’ve ever known, I know you can do it, I believe in you”.

He was right you couldn’t give up now, there was a baby that you couldn’t wait to meet.

You nodded and said “But please stay here with me, I want you next to me”. Newt gave you a soft smile but then frowned “I can’t I have to help you deliver the-“. Queenie interrupted Newt. “Don’t worry Newt! I can do it”.

“Are you sure?” Newt asked

“Yes I’m sure, now you can start pushing y/n”.

Newt stares at you with so much love and warmth. He squeezed your hand back and then you start pushing which felt like torture. It was so painful that you arched your back and started screaming in agony. Newt then started nuzzling your cheek to comfort you “Love you can do this”.

You started sweating like crazy that even your hair was all damp and Queenie yelled “Keep Pushing!”. Again you were screaming and pushed. and Queenie then gasped “I can see the head!! keep pushing!”. Newt kept saying encouraging and comforting words. You kept pushing through the pain no matter what.

“You’re almost there! Just one more push!”. With this final push you screamed and then baby wails filled the room. It was over your baby was born

Queenie was holding the crying newborn in her arms “It’s a boy!!”. You looked at your baby and tears of happiness filled your eyes. Newt kissed your forehead and whispered “good job”.

Queenie was struggling with the baby and needed help. “I think Queenie needs help honey”. You start laughing and Newt grabs all the items and goes to Queenie and the baby. Newt wraps his baby in a bath towel and cuts the baby’s umbilical cord off and wets the wash cloths with warm water. He starts cleaning his baby all around and in another washcloth he pours some wound cleaning potion and disinfects where he has cut the umbilical cord. Finally He wraps his baby in a warm blanket. He was holding his baby and staring at him with so much love. Queenie was awed at the sight and you smiled at the sight but then you felt a contraction which confused you because it was supposed to be all over.

“AHH!!!”

Newt and Queenie stare at you in concern.

“What’s wrong!?”Queen said

“Love what’s wrong!?, Newt said. You really don’t know what was happening, you started to feel the pain all over again. “I don’t know… AHH! I feel contractions… AH!”. You close your eyes from the pain and hiss.

Newt then widened his eyes “Can it be?”. That’s when Queenie gasped “Oh my gosh!! I see a head!!”. Newt was still holding his sleeping baby and looking at your vagina, it was another baby wanting to come out.

Newt couldn’t believe his eyes, neither could Queenie.

“Hold him” Newt said to Queenie and handed her the baby which she took. Newt was holding your thighs and seeing that you were now fully dilated again.

“Love, you have to push again”. Your eyes widened in disbelief “WHAT!?”

“We’re having another baby” Newt said. You couldn’t believe what your ears heard, you were having another baby but this bewildered you, the doctor at St.Mungos never informed you and Newt that you would be having twins.

That’s when you started pushing and screaming in agony. Your hands clenched the sheets and didn’t stop pushing, all you wanted was this to be over with. Once again baby wails filled the room. You opened your eyes and the exhaustion hit you hard, it felt like you were hit by a truck.Your eyes saw the sight of Newt holding your 2nd baby and did the whole process all over again. Finally the baby was wrapped in a warm blanket, and Newt grinned by holding him. Queenie was in so much awe and even thought to herself that she couldn’t wait to meet her baby.

Newt sat in the chair to the chair next to you, and laid the baby next to you. Queenie did the same, she laid the other baby next to you. You couldn’t help but smile, looking at both of them, your heart felt so warm, and you had fallen in love once more. “Hi, I'm your mommy.".There they were looking at you peacefully . Newt kissed your forehead

“I’m so proud of you, thank you”. He then kissed your lips

Queenie then cleared her throat and was sorry for ruining the moment “sorry for interrupting, just wanted to ask if you wanted me to bring Lottie to meet her baby brothers”.

Your eyes widened “OH my goodness! I forgot about Lottie, yes! bring her in”. Queenie nodded and left to fetch Lottie and Jacob.

Newt chuckled a bit because you were known to your normal self and then you gasped “That’s right, Newt we have to name them. We decided that you would get to name the baby Theodore if it was a boy since I named Lottie because she’s a girl but we didn’t expect twins so what are you going to name our other baby?”

Newt smiled “You should name the baby, anyways I'm not good at coming up with names and you are amazing with names ideas”..

You smile back “are you sure?”.

Newt nods

“Then our first baby that we expected will be Theodore, and our second baby who was unexpected, he will be Nicolas”.

Then you turn to face your babies, “Theodore and Nicolas, my baby boys”.

At that very moment Lottie came running with excitement “I want to meet my brothers!!!”

[feybeasts]

I think, to justify my endless inability to commit to just one thing, I'm gonna make Lena some manner of... magical courier. A sorta go-between of fae, magical critters, unknowable beings, what have you. Whatever the job requires, she changes forms to fit- not on her own, she's got no powers whatsoever, but like- via maaaaaagic (store-bought)

all this to say "hee hoo dogy be sometimes other dogy or weird cat or whatever my hyperfixation is on at the time"