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Sometimes all a bad bitch want is a silly little short king 👹❤️🔥
#lemme tell u a secret…….#I reeeaally like power bottom Doyoung…..#NOBODY SEES MY VISION#I’m alone here I make my own food self sustenance#personally I hate toxic controlling seme type tops#but queen control bratty bottoms with super high standards and expectations tho 🤔#like I’m cooking something#it’s not for everyone but I’m cooking something#height doesn’t matter#a short king is a short king when I see one#also LBR Dongsoo…. is a straight man…. he’s like default factory settings#this is derogatory btw#/point YOU ARE STRAIGHT! 🤮🫵#imo DY is a verse like it don’t matter as long as he’s finally getting laid with Dongsoo#my mans desperate for dick#also funny headcanon DY is a virgin and died a virgin#he have 0 interest in relationship and sex until Dongsoo came into his life#whoch is why him chasing after Dongsoo is strangely innocent at its core#deep inside he’s just a teenage girl falling in love for the first time#also I read this one manga awhile back where the mob boss is the bottom and I’m like yanno what#I quite like this#this is new this is fresh#like who says a boss can’t be bottom??#evilive#악인전기#biography of a villain#도영동수#dyds#fifi’s art#shhhsoftnwet
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Hanif Abdurraqib’s contribution to Sad Happens, an anthology exploring sadness & tears, edited by Brandon Stosuy
#if there is a heaven and if it exists in the sky and if it holds everyone I have loved and everyone I miss it is certainly higher#than the heights any airplane can reach. I propose that this is the loneliest place#the body might not know it but it doesn’t matter the heart rings the loudest bell everything else falls in line!!!!!#w#lit#hanif abdurraqib
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Though all the layers, it’s still me
#hurray for accurately drawn height!!!!#I’m going to ramble a lot in the tags so just bear with me#Sometimes I like to imagine that the seeker’s just part of many acts (many s/is) because even though I have all that backstory#And even though it doesn’t line up with me as a person (context: the seeker has no memories) and even though I feel distant from the seeker#It’s still me. That character is still me at its very core#It sometimes makes it hard to imagine Informant comforting the seeker since they don’t face the same issues I do#So I imagine the ‘persona’ melting away to reveal me as a person#That one post that’s like ‘no matter how small the shard of mirror is — you’re still reflected in it’ I can’t remember the exact phrasing#here’s a confession: It’s hard to imagine informant reacting to the real me#I just hope he still loves me with my many flaws#art tag!!#arsene-blogging
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So weird to me that other people aren't obsessed with the grill the grid height video
What do you mean that‘s not everyone‘s happy place????
#tbh I think the reason people think Alex is shorter is cause Alex doesn’t constantly mention how tall he is#unless it‘s about being taller than George it doesn’t seem to matter#George and Esteban being tall gets mentioned A LOT#it‘s like how Nicky was their height but no one realized#no ask tags just vibes
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reblog to slap her bald head
#my art#my ocs#imach quality MIGHT be ass🔥 but whatevs#her weapon is a jjk refrance btw .. if anyone even cares …#toji’s epic sword thing that he used to [REDACTED] gojo is called the inverted spear of heaven :]#it nullifies cursed techniques yay so that’s why Adonai’s sword does the same 👍 but with just .. extra powers(tm)#like classpect powers u kno.. basically u would only have ur physical strength n shit left. all weapons you wield also loose their effect#if ur super weak then it’ll last one minute ! then up to six depending on how strong u are#it can also be re-inflicted as many times as they deem necessary#umm what other Adonai facts do I have#ouhg yes they like wing flight better than god tier flight cos their extra wings help them do CRAYZEE aerial moves😎#think of how a cheeta’s tail helps it make really sharp turns n stuff. like dat#I calculated his height based off how tall Mary is haha she’s 6’1 and I have a rlly old height comparison picture of them#her and Mary are moirails btw :D or at least they were until .. the incident#😁😁😁#they’ve always been a dersie (LAAAAAMEE!!!) since I created them but I was thinking of like how sollux dual dreams 🤨 liek#they r a little different since . it’s just one fucked up guy and idk how it would work LMAOOOO but . I decided. it doesn’t matter#like. At all. since the dreamself died LOOOONGGG before canon#Adonai might b my most well thought out oc tbh#I could yap forever abt him ok enough yapping. my head hurt
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Bird husband too big to fit through door 😔
#don’t mind what my tarnished is wearing that doesn’t matter rn#what matters is that my 9 foot tall bird husband is being discriminated agaisnt due to his height#elden ring#shadow of the erdtree#divine bird warrior ornis#damn he’s not even a tag yet get on it girls
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A guys dating profile: “6’3 since that matters”
It doesn’t. I promise you baby girl it really doesn’t.
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Made a hight headcannons thing also so I could have a reference when I’m drawing (and also writing) (which is why Arthur’s on here lol)
I like to think Wyll looks taller than actually is and Gale looks shorter than he actually is. Like I think Wyll just has a presence TM and great posture that gives him like 3 inches of height. Gale is the opposite of this 2 me. Lae’zel is also someone who feels taller than she actually is to me
Arthur’s 5’11 bcs Bhaal did Not Make His Son Short. Astarion in my heart is actually 5’10 I think he’s exactly average (but hair makes him look taller) but Astarion & Arthur just feel like they’re exactly the same height to me. Arthur doesn’t get to be taller than that tho bcs he’s insufferable enough as is
#I also like to think Wyll is like ^.^ height doesn’t matter!! but was rlly self conscious abt not being taller as a kid#but ignored that feeling.#also give me karlach wyll height gap for the two of them please please please#shadowheart short and so angry abt it#Arthur#the whole gang
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yea some famous women being tall is cool and validating for tall women but y’all bringing up their height every three seconds is not
#this is especially about ts cause y’all will not shut the fuck up about travis kelce and their height difference#like omg who gives a shit that she can wear heels now she should always be able to wear heels#and she has always been able to wear heels#also when people constantly talk about zendays and toms height difference like omg it doesn’t fucking matter
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wdym jin isn’t six foot.
#ikepri#juno in space#juno’s ikepri tag#my standard for height are kinda high#Jin ur supposed to be tall what happens#I think my standers are messed up by the men around me#but#like#jin’s height starting with five foot doesn’t sound right#I mean no matter what he’s tall to me#i’m five two#hell i’m barely five two#JIN UR SUPPOSED TO TOWER OVER ME SO I CAN MOTORBOAT UR CHEST WHAT HAPPENED#BOOHOO
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I like that we all collectively decided that 6’2 babygirl Rafe bottoms, but would he top shortking Barry? (Please vote & reblog to get the best scientific result)
#rafebarry#rafe x barry#I know height doesn’t matter it’s all jokes loves#rafe cameron#barry obx#outer banks#obx#polls
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do you think if we all asked really really nicely harusono would give us shoulder widths.
#writing this post blind. like literally the words aren’t showing. really funny#think the daytime black text just didn’t go away and is stuck on the nightmode black background. doesn’t matter#been thinking about the straightforward part of physicality lately. sowing weirds seeds in hopes of reaping weird crops#you get it. anyway anyone wanna discuss height disparity and general overall size stats. like in this pit of quicksand#[thinks about that picture of masato in harusono’s fanbox] [dissolves rocks with mind]
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when someone draws Lup taller than Barry: 🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍💖💖💖 yes!!!!
when someone draws Taako taller than Kravitz: I would die and kill for you. I would do anything for you. I’m so serious ask and I will do it
#i adore all fanart of them no matter the heights but.#I ❤️ tall twins#and I see tall Lup represented pretty often#but tall Taako very rarely </3#it doesn’t have to be a huge height difference#I am just so extremely delighted by them towering over their lovers even a little bit.#taz balance#ograt
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ifsc innsbruck women’s boulder finals 2023 route setters you are on my hit list
#truly an EVIL comp to behold#a lot of impressive climbing sure#but sooooo much ridiculousness#justice for ai mori i felt for her on w1#people always say that height doesn’t matter in climbing you just have to get creative#and i agree to an extent#but that felt pointed.#i just think there’s no reason to have to jump to a start hold like that#everyone should at least be able to get on the wall#and if it’s blatantly more difficult / more energetically exhausting for one competitor vs another on a basis of body rather than ability…#there’s a problem#what an insane lineup though#maybe i’ll gif some moments idk#climbing#ifsc#climbing blogging#o
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so i know i never ever talk about it ever but i grew up on a flower farm and it is so funny how people react when i tell them that. some people are surprised that flower farms are even a thing?? like im sorry did you think the florists have big secret meadows full of wildflowers with one big but inviting tree on the top of a small hill that they frolick through every morning, singing and letting butterflies land in their hair???? and honestly even people who aren’t shocked about the sheer existence of them sometimes gets a look where i can tell they’re Definitely imagining that meadow scene skdjksjd
#it’s not like that. like it’s still nice !!! but it’s hard work#and our harvesting season is nov-jan which is the height of summer here. in queensland the skin cancer capital of the world#it’s So hot and miserable skdhjsd when i started working the season i demanded to work in the shed bunching and packing#because you could Not make me go out in the sun in 30°s#also financially very stressful#we made all our money in those three months and it had to last the whole year. and the success of the season is at the whim of the weather#and one hail storm (pretty common in summer here) can ruin everything#im so glad my parents have moved to providing dried and shredded product for skincare#so it doesn’t matter if it gets hailed on/doesnt flower properly/looks bad
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Would you be with short guy? 5’6
depends on if he’s making up with inches elsewhere 🥱
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