#helluva asks

[helluverse-rewrites]

One of the worst things about hazbin to me is how it completely wastes the fact that the entire main cast come from different time periods. Like. These could've all been so cool. The different eras couldve made their characters and struggles more unique, and they would've made for such interesting episodes if explore.

For example, Niffty is Japanese right? But her clothing is supposed to allude to 50s American housewives. Considering how Japanese ppl were treated in America during and after WW2 and just. How nonexistent women's rights were, they could've done so many things with her but they just DIDN'T

LIKE THIS IS AN ADULT SHOW! IT COULD DELVE INTO SO MANY DARK TOPICS IF IT HANDLED THE HISTORICAL ASPECT OF ITS CHARACTERS INSTEAD OF TREATING IT LIKE JUST AN AESTHETIC

This. Exactly this

It's actually really disappointing because they could do so much with this concept. Outfits, the way they talk, character interactions, etc. Yet they talk like edgy teenagers instead of actual nuance. Vivzie claims that these shows are mature and deep or whatever but come on be fr 💀

I honestly just wish Niffty did things in season 1. One reason because of Kimiko Glenn, second because like you said, really interesting things could be done with her character. But that can't happen because she's a woman

[thebroccolination]

OH YEAH

HE WAS

[productofaritual]

"We need more morally grey characters in complicated morally grey situations" Y'ALL CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THEM

[corndog-patrol]

i think they would be friends

[meandtheyeehaws]

if they could actually interact in the show this would be real

varian and lance strongbow from tangled have the same VAs as ozzie and lucifer so we should all redraw this... yea

[thecryptidart1st]

I return from my artist block to give everyone an important reminder regarding the power dynamics of the Hazbin universe

[petitprincess1]

Did you know owls can sense when other animals are pregnant?

Oh.....

Oh no XD

That actually makes so much more sense than him being shocked by some rough-housing. We know he and Blitzo have done worse x3

[elleapdraws]

Blitzo:Stolas! Let's watch 7 hours video about Horses!

Stolas:Its better then Stella

and so they did 🐎✨

it's supposed to be a quick doodle, but i was carried away a bit xD

[blitzbittz]

why are they giving toxic yuri

[birdy-babe]

YOU MEANT-

THIS FUCKING GUY?!?!?!

[cornsyrupfromhell]

[helluverse-rewrites]

Look i hate vivziepop and she is very shitty but just reminder fan or hater of vivziepop please do proper research on mythology. Yes lilith is being whitwashed but she only rape man she never rape children or woman, i saw someone claiming she rape children like i get it she is a monster but don't starting another misinformation. Esoterica he have video on youtube regarding about lilith if anyone interested go watch that

Seriously people are just so infruating how does take it for very long time to find out lucifer name in the bible wasn't about him but more of symbolism toward a human king and seven deadly sin that is also human creation that later added to christianity

If any of you wanting to look more context around the bible go follow dan mcllelan he is a scholar

She's still a rapist if she only rapes men though

[mushyblushyredhead]

Could you draw Stolas tickling Blitz's tummy with his hands, not with his powers? ❤️💜

OMG YES!!! I’m all for fluffy Stolitz content!! 🥹💞 also Blitz wearing fuzzy socks cuz ye :3

Free Art/Fic Requests: CLOSED (this is an old ask, 1 more drawing before the boop booth! >w< )

[tomahachi12]

ma’am you canNOT just mention you were scolded by Alex goddamn Brightman and then just not mention why. What did you do???

lol fair enough

while at the con, I decided very last minute to hop into the line to meet Alex Brightman. While waiting in line I pulled out my sketchbook and drew a very fast, very messy sketch of Adam and Fizzarolli for him.

After I got to meet him and said hello, I gave him the picture and apologized for it being so quick and messy because I literally drew it while standing in line.

He stopped, looked me dead in the eye and said, "did you just apologize? What the fuck are you apologizing for?"

He told me to never apologize for my art, no matter now messy it is, and he's right.

it was all in good fun, and he was very nice and fun to talk to!

He even signed an old peice I drew of RoboFizz a lifetime ago

[cherryrainn]

begging u for some fem reader blitzø smut 🙏 we need more blitzø content in this world

━━ ✧ 𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐬 ˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆

─ ✩ 𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 ; blitzø + fem!reader

─ ✩ 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄 ; i'm proud of this. and YEAH SO TRUE

─ ✩ 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 ; sexual content, smut, oral sex, penetrative sex, rough sex, dirty talk,

you push open the heavy door to i.m.p headquarters, expecting to hear the usual cacophony of voices and the shenanigans that often accompany a typical workday. instead, you're met with an unsettling silence. the absence of moxxie's chatter, millie's boisterous laughter, and even loona's sarcastic remarks leaves the place feeling eerily still.

raising an eyebrow, you shrug off the unusual quietude and decide to head straight to blitzo's office. the walls adorned with contracts and pictures of past assignments close in on you as you make your way down the corridor.

you've always sensed a strange, electric tension between you and blitzo. the stolen glances, the lingering touches — yet, neither of you has dared to cross that unspoken boundary.

as you approach blitzo's office, you can't help but feel a flutter in your chest. was he even in there?

you've had your eyes on each other for what feels like forever, but circumstances, or maybe just sheer cowardice, have kept things between you strictly professional.

you knock lightly on blitzo's door, already half-expecting it to swing open without a response. to your surprise, the door creaks open almost immediately, revealing blitzo leaning back in his chair, feet propped up on the desk cluttered with paperwork and empty whiskey bottles. was he waiting for you? classic.

"ah, if it isn't the most fuckable employee walkin' through that door," blitzo drawls, his red eyes lighting up with mischief as he takes in your appearance. "took ya long enough."

rolling your eyes but unable to hide the smirk tugging at your lips, you step into the room, closing the door behind you. "looks like everyone decided to play hooky today. even loona?"

blitzo chuckles, lowering his feet to the ground as he leans forward, resting his elbows on the desk. "yeah, somethin' like that. mox and mil.. more like a 'family day out,' or some sappy shit like that. loona.. i dunno. left me here all alone, can you believe it?"

you say nothing. you move closer to the desk.

it's just you and him.

blitzo breaks the silence first, his voice husky and laced with an unfamiliar vulnerability. "y'know, for all the shit we've been through, all the near-death experiences and fucked-up assignments, there's somethin' i've been meanin' to tell you."

your heart pounds in your chest as you lean in, captivated by the intensity in his eyes. "oh? and what's that?"

he smirks, a devilish glint in his gaze as he reaches across the desk, his fingers lightly grazing yours. "fuck the paperwork."

before you can process what's happening, blitzo is standing before you, his arms wrapping around you, pulling you into a rough kiss.

your lips crash against his as he tightens his grip on you, his hands roaming over your body, desperate and hungry. he bites your bottom lip, earning a moan from you, and your tongues dance together as you deepen the kiss.

heat pools in your core as blitzo's hand slips under your top, his claws raking down your back. he pushes you onto the desk, and you find yourself trapped beneath him, his frame pressing you against the wooden surface.

the sound of ripping fabric fills the room as blitzo tears off your top, exposing your bare chest. he lowers his mouth to your breasts, his tongue teasing your nipples before sucking on them. you writhe beneath him, your breath hitching as his fingers trail down your stomach and under the waistband of your jeans.

"tell me you want this," blitzo murmurs, his voice hoarse with desire as his fingers brush against your clit.

"yes, please, i want you," you whisper, your own voice trembling as you cling to him.

that's all the encouragement he needs. in a blur of movement, blitzo yanks off your pants (or whatever you're wearing) and underwear, tossing them aside as he kneels between your legs.

his tongue flicks against your folds, causing you to buck your hips against him. he chuckles, his breath hot against your sensitive skin, before pushing his tongue inside of you.

you let out a moan as he begins to lick and suck at your entrance, his fingers massaging your clit. the heat inside you is unbearable, and you arch your back, trying to pull him deeper inside of you.

blitzo pulls away, his eyes burning with lust as he looks up at you. "god, you taste so fuckin' good."

you reach down, grabbing his horn, guiding his head back down to your dripping cunt. he groans against you, his tongue plunging inside of you once more, sending shockwaves of pleasure through your body.

the wet sounds of his mouth against your pussy echo throughout the room, mingling with the sounds of your whimpers and moans. you feel yourself growing closer and closer to climax, your grip on his horn tightening.

"fuck, blitz," you whimper, your thighs quivering as you teeter on the edge of release.

suddenly, blitzo stops, pulling away from you. you whimper, the loss of his touch leaving you feeling cold and empty.

"why'd you stop?" you pant, your eyes pleading for him to continue.

"i think you can do better than that," blitzo smirks, his gaze never leaving yours as he slowly rises to his feet, unfastening his pants.

your eyes widen as his cock springs free, already hard and throbbing. his hands grip your thighs, spreading your legs open as he positions himself between them.

you bite your lip as he enters you, your walls stretching to accommodate his size. he grunts, his hands digging into your flesh as he begins to thrust into you.

the sensation of him filling you, his cock hitting every right spot, is almost too much to bear. you cry out, arching your back as he pounds into you, his movements frantic and desperate.

"oh, fuck, blitz!" you moan, your hands grasping his shoulders, holding on for dear life.

"that's better," he growls, his voice ragged and full of need.

his fingers dig into your thighs, the pain mixing with the pleasure, sending you spiraling towards your release. your muscles tense, your body tingling with the delicious friction of him moving inside of you.

"are you gonna cum for me, baby?" he whispers, his eyes locked with yours.

"yes!" you moan, the heat building inside you reaching a breaking point.

blitzo smirks, his thrusts becoming more erratic, more frenzied. "go ahead then, cum for me."

you cry out, the coil of pleasure inside you snapping as you reach your peak. your body shakes with the force of your orgasm, the waves of pleasure crashing over you, leaving you breathless and spent.

blitzo lets out a guttural groan, his cock pulsing inside of you as he comes undone. his hips slam against yours, the wet slap of skin on skin filling the room as he empties himself into you.

you collapse onto the desk, sweaty and panting, the euphoric afterglow of your orgasm washing over you. blitzo leans over you, his face inches from yours, his red eyes gazing into yours.

"shiiit," he says, a satisfied smile spreading across his face. "i think i love you."

you smile, a warmth spreading through your chest as you wrap your arms around him, pulling him closer. "i think i love you too."

[meandtheyeehaws]

ITS MAMA TILLA! I WANNA KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT HER but since we dont i will make shit up