Tommy: Evan?
Buck: Hmmm?
Tommy: Baby, you need to stop hugging me like koala bear. I have to go to work
Buck, nuzzling the back of Tommy's neck: I mean, you don't HAVE to go. You could stay in bed with me all day and let me spoon you
Tommy: Oh yeah? And what am I supposed to tell my Captain? Sorry I can't come into work today because my cute clingy boyfriend won't let me go
Buck: It's a legitmate reason
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Moon: I feel like this journey is gonna culminate in you two moving in together.
Qibli: We talked about that.
Winter: No, YOU talked about that!
Qibli:
Qibli: I talked about it.
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Nepeta: :33< *dragging my bl33ding, broken body up to the last computer and hitting post befure succumbing to my injuries…*
~~arsenicCatnip has logged on!~~
arsenicCatnip: :33< women be shlopping
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all matthew perry wanted to do during friends was to make people laugh, no matter how hard his own life was he just wanted to make people laugh bc that's what he loved and he did, he made chandler into a relatable and comforting character and left a profoundly positive impact on so many people's lives
i hope he's at peace now may you rest in eternal paradise
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Chim's dad: You got another man pregnant?
Buck, being a little shit: Yeah. It was fun, more of a group effort really, his wife was there and she helped. Connor couldn't really move for a day or two, but now he's glowing and having a healthy baby boy.
Chim's dad: *trying to remember all the slurs in the english language*
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Waiter: Alright, do you want your beef roasted or stew-?
Eomer: *sudden fear*
Faramir, consolingly patting Eomer's arm: *whispers* Don't say that word. He has bad memories of it
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His tomorrow never came, and when she saw him next, he lay there looking so serene and noble, it seemed as if it must be well with him, for all the pain was past; temptation ended; doubt and fear, hope and love, could no more stir his quiet heart, and in solemn truth he had gone to meet his Father, and begin again.
- Rose in Bloom by Louisa May Alcott
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