#help i need sleep

[whyoneartheven]

there are so many "if this gets (insert number) notes i'll do something productive/good for me!" but has there ever been one where someone goes

if this gets 10k notes i'll slap myself in the face

i suppose i'm wondering

would people be so eager to reblog if it would cause something slightly unpleasant?

[skribblezcorner]

HELLO AGAIN!!1111!!!! based off of @bidisastersanji's post about Sanji not being able to sit like a normal person (its cause hes a homo). i kind of took the hc and ran w it but thats okay hee hee

Also from Law's pov bc i love him so much and i wanted to try!! hope yall enjoy!!!!!!!!&!%@^#&^(!*#^$W yeah

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Law prides himself on being a very observant person.

It seems he wasn't looking hard enough when he made the mistakes that led him here, sulking under an umbrella on the deck of Luffy's ship.

After Dressrosa, Law was never supposed to see his crew again. That plan was thrown out the window by a certain straw-hatted pirate, and now he's hitching a ride to Zou with this absolute circus that is Luffy's crew.

It's been a week since Law came aboard, and the more he looks, things get weirder and weirder. Specifically, their chef.

The first time they met, the man was well-mannered, minus his attitude towards women and cigarette habit. However, Law finds him ever more strange after every interaction they have on the Sunny.

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The first time Law notices something off is when he happens on Sanji in the galley. He understands being awake in the wee hours of the night, but not like this.

Law finds the man still fully dressed in his three-piece at three in the morning, sitting - no, crouching - on his chair and poring over a cookbook. His cigarette dangles loosely from his mouth as he mutters something unintelligible to himself and brings his knees together to rest his chin on top of them.

What the fuck, Law thinks, and as if the chef heard his internal monologue, a blonde head whips around to face him standing at the door.

Sanji's wide-eyed, slightly disheveled face stares back at him, and his neck is uncomfortably craned so he can look directly at Law. The pair look at each other awkwardly, and after a moment of silence he just...closes the door.

This is not Law's ship. It is none of his business, and he will go back to the men's quarters to sleep.

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This keeps happening the longer Law stays on Luffy's ship, and every day he notices how rarely the Sunny's resident cook takes a break. In addition to that, he also can't help but notice exactly how Sanji chooses to rest.

Whether he's chatting with Robin in the library the lawn or napping with the swordsman on the lawn, it's always with one leg up on the seat, both slung over the back of a chair, or contorted into a position that shouldn't be humanly possible.

Law finds it mildly concerning, but no one else on the crew seems to mind when Sanji stops bustling for half a second and decides to perch himself somewhere (not unlike a gargoyle, Law thinks), so he leaves it alone.

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Once, he spots the chef sleeping on deck with Zoro, but... upside down. As in, the swordsman is leaning on the mast and Sanji is resting his feet on Zoro's shoulders while his back is on the ground. It looks extremely uncomfortable. He also spots Zoro crack open his eye to peer down at the man, before closing it with a very resigned expression on his face and a light dusting of pink on his cheeks.

Again, this is not his ship and Law most certainly does not want to open that can of worms right now. He leaves the two in peace and hopes they figure it out by themselves.

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ik its not the best but this has been in my drafts for like a week and if i dont post it now im gonna forget about it for like three months so... you guys can have it yeah !! i didn't proofread this either so please lmk if there are mistakes

ANYWAYS Spawned a brand new hc that bc Sanji was locked up for like 5 years he had to teach himself stuff and develops the muscle memory for it wrong and just self-corrects in front of other ppl after learning the right way to do it. i might explore that in a longer fic at a later date, we'll see.

ALSO!!!! by popular demand(read: one person) im gonna start posting on my ao3 soon. Im under SkribblezCorner over there and all my zosan ficlets will be compiled into a series soon! watch out for that yall

[sunny-yum-yum]

I bet that Nezha is gonna be the next emperor🤚

Change my mind🤚🤚🤚 (I mean it’s kind of obvious lol-)

Imagine a plot twist happens and Yellow-tusk ends up becoming the next emperor HAHAHHAJDJSKAB /j

[sanest-bsd-delegate]

IJASKD I JUST WENT THROUGH THAT CAI OF DAZAI AND CHUUYA LIKE DAMN CAN I UM

like Character AI with Nikolai Bot plsplsplspls

Character Ai ft Nikolai

shit's real cause he is wilding

Welcome back to part-3 of me annoying bots

I AM SORRY THE BOT SAID NIKOLAI GOES BALD IN CANON- 😨💀

Dont question my pinterest💀

I just needed a ballon to eat :( 👺😤😠😭

I dont know what to feel about this-😭😭

You know the drill Request for part-4 ig or specify the character name yada yada i kept the old theme cause yes😭😭

[idoart]

It's like 2:27am rn and I can't sleep so here's a sleepy kitty gif

[5leepy4sh3]

Some of my sky ocs I drew at 2am because time is naught but a social construct

[lonelyjuly8]

More Lee Sun and Ler Moon! X3

Request was from @sonicfangirl77

I'm also sorry for the wait I was just very busy with school and other things, plus

I didn't know how to start the drawing off qwq (plz forgive me)

[speedane]

choking these two at the neck rn

[normanbatessupremacy]

So we all remember this scene right? WELL-

Remember how Billy was upside down & shirtless while chugging from the keg? (couldn’t find any pics of that part sorry) 

And they also said that Steve used to be the “keg king”, right? right.

So where is the footage of steve harrington shirtless and upside down chugging from a keg????👀 I need it for.. personal reasons-😶

[coffeewritesfiction]

It is four am and I want to create a web weaving post for my own novel

[apureillusion]

are you ever just listening to taylor swift and scrolling thru the byler tag until you just like. break down. or am i crazy

[sanest-bsd-delegate]

WAIT-

MY DUMB BRAIN CANT-

ATSUSHI IS 18 YEARS OLD (Naur why do people ship him with kids)

AKUTAGAWA IS 20 YEARS OLD (I thought he was 18 smthg)

DAZAI IS 22 YEARS OLD (And i thought he was a 25 year old man)

RANPO IS 26 YEARS OLD ( As they say, he is 26 with the 2 silent)

ANGO IS 26 YEARS OLD (wym he is going to have midlife crisis soon?)

Welp anyways.....

[strongheartneteyam]

i finally caved and, as I'm having trouble to sleep, started making my blog's navigation, which I've been post poning on doing for so long. it's there. I'll probably make it look cuter soon lol but not now tho bc I'm exhausted as hell. now, the masterlist is another story completely lol it's gonna take a while bc it's a lot more of work 😂 anyways... that's it 👀

[caesarshamonballs]

When the obsessions start to become obsessive ‼️

(Someone help me I haven’t slept in a while)

[al0serbaby]

Feeling silly might do chaos

[sleeping-platinum]

I haven't drawn Philippe as a cat and now have this incredible urge to do so