#henry stickmin incorrect quotes

[thesoulesscollection]

Choc Centered Incorrect Quotes

It's been a while since I've done incorrect quotes from a few cool generators and this is for fun. This is mostly Choc centered, unsurprising I know. I may make more, who knows 

Aidan & Calypso belong to @bluetorchsky (Hope you don't mind this & tagging you. I was anxious this would be ooc. These two especially the first, I feel would be closer-ish with Choc)

Tw: Implied Alcoholism, Implied Reckless Behavior 

Reginald: What is the one thing I told you not to do?

Choc: Burn the house down.

Reginald: And what did you do?

Choc: I made dinner.

Reginald:

Choc:

Reginald:

Choc: And burnt the house down.

*** 

Choc: I'm feeling it! What am I feeling? Death, probably.

*** 

Reginald: Choc has quite the talent for drama

Macbeth: You should have seen them when they were younger

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Choc: My knee just cracked so loudly that I half expect it to glow in the dark tonight.

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Calypso: Are you sober?

Choc: I'm moderately functional

Calypso: I’ll take that as a no

*** 

Calypso: Are you drunk?

Choc: Only in the spirit of Christmas!

Macbeth: And the spirit of whisky.

*** 

Choc: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so let's go for 12 more just in case.

Aidan: Choc, that's a coma.

Choc: Sounds festive.

*** 

Aidan: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?

Choc: Oh, I’m always running

Aidan: The question is from what

*** 

Choc: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Reginald: Twelve, actually.

Choc: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Reginald: Yours!

Choc: That's right: no one's.

*** 

Right: This is a mistake

Choc, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

Right: But not today

Choc, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

*** 

Mr. Macbeth: That's not funny.

Choc: I thought it was funny.

Mr. Macbeth: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

*** 

Choc: I’ve been sleeping so little the past few nights that when I go to the alarm app, I click on the “power nap” button. I don’t set up alarms, I set up timers, Aidan. 

*** 

Macbeth: My partner must be top of the line, graceful, organized-

Choc: Hey guys! I- *trips*

Macbeth:

Macbeth: I want that one.

*** 

Choc: We have fun, don’t we, Mac?

Macbeth, shaking: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life until now.

*** 

Macbeth: What, you wanted me to say no?

Macbeth: How can you say no to that face?

Macbeth: Look. *Holds a groggy, half awake Choc in front of them*

Macbeth: Try saying no to that face.

Choc: :)

Right, genuinely trying: …

Macbeth: That's what I thought.

*** 

Macbeth: Choc is a perfect cinnamon scone who’s never done anything wrong in their entire life!

Reginald: Never done anything wrong?! They set a city block on FIRE!

*** 

Aidan: What scares you the most?

Everyone else:

Everyone, simultaneously: Choc on caffeine.

Aidan: And Choc...?

Choc: … Me on caffeine?

***

Reginald, talking to Henry: Well Henry, whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘would Choc do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing.

Henry: …

Choc, from the distance: They’re not wrong though!

*** 

Reginald: We lost Choc. Can you track them?

Macbeth: What, do you think I have them microchipped or something? 

Reginald: Well, do you?

Macbeth: Yeah, hold on.

[henrystickminincorrectquotes]

Charles: Do you think different laundry detergents have different flavors? Henry: They do. Ellie: Charles: Ellie: Why did you say that so quickly and with so much certainty?

[dark-twist-fairytales]

Terrence: Wilford.. You're insane.

Wilford, drinking very hot, straight from the tap water: I have no clue what you're talking about.

[autumnwander]

Henry, drunk: I have to say, you know, getting married is the bravest, most wonderful thing you can do. Because every day you come home and you’re just, like, “What? It’s you! I love you! You’re my sexy roommate and we love each other!”

Charles, also drunk: Henry's talking about me!

[this-train-aint-stopping]

Incorrect Henry Stickmin Quote #1

Charles: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart. Henry: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

[the-irken-luxray]

Charles is a pretty forgiving guy and isn't one to hold a grudge over something minor. Ellie... not so much.

(Based on this bc I keep imagining this post as them)

[thscdefinitelycorrect]

[crown-of-roses-thsc]

[rarestdoge]

Shitpost status

[leoprime13]

Mothra: Don't worry Godzilla, I have the perfect plan!

Mothra: This is the greatest plaaaaaaaa-

[the-irken-pony]

The Henry Stickmin Collection + Tweets: Merry Crisis edition

[yours-the-author]

New Idea: Reginald Copperbottom as Master Kohga and RHM as Sooga from Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity

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RHM: *Saves Reg at the last second*

Reg: RHM, you're late! I nearly got peeled like a banana-

RHM: *Tosses him over one should like a sack of bananas potatoes*

Reg: :O

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Reg: Toppats, ASSEMBLE! Me excluded, of course ;) *runs away*

Toppats: ????

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Reg: So... if the government can fix that teleporter thingamajig... what does that mean for me- I mean us?

RHM: That "thingamajig" will tell them where we are and what we're doing.

Reg: ...Ah.

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Reg: *has cornered the triple threat with a bunch of backup* What a relief it will be when you meddlers are out of the picture! *Strikes a series of silly poses* Today! Right now, in fact! The stupendous chief of the Toppat Clan, Reginald Copperbottom! Is gonna kill you all... to death!

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RHM: *fighting off the government* Chief, quick! Make your escape!

Reg: I can't flee, you're my best lackey!

RHM: ...

Reg: ...

RHM and Reg: *passionate kissing*

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[henrystickminincorrectquotes]

Charles: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers! Henry, crying: Please just say fuck

[dark-twist-fairytales]

Someone: *Talking shit about Ezhno in front of Ezhno*

Ezhno, with Kee, Accordion, and Violin standing behind him: ... I have gaurd dogs, do you really wanna be talking?

[glitchedvaporeon]

THSC incorrect quote

[jaytoons7]

*Sees others making incorrect quotes with their THSC OCs)

"Okay, My turn."

(Read the alt text for extra notes)

Bonus (A quote that hurts after reading The Breaking Point):

Danny belongs to: @capturecharlesau

Shelly belongs to: @bluetorchsky

Brutus belongs to: @smoresthehalloweenqueen

Everyone else belongs to me