#hes such a nerd i love him

[hollis-art]

the music man

someone gave him the keyboard as a joke, but he ended up taking it very seriously. he wanted to learn about the ancient art of the meowsic keyboard, and he is doing a great job with it

[aalloochaat]

theatre kid!eren trying to get your attention !!!!! pt. 2

pt. 1 here

he catches your gaze and you freeze. and blurt out the first thing on your mind. “...you’re pretty but you’re doing it wrong.”

fucking HELL

“IM SO SORRY FUCK I DIDN’T MEAN TO BE MEAN BUT I JUST...AND YOU’RE - WELL, I JUST DONT-”

your panicked and terrible apology is cut off by the sound of his loud laughter and your words falter. you blink twice, staring at him in confusion. “...im sorry but what the actual fuck?”

he’s laughing so hard you swear you can hear him hiccuping in between. what the hell is so funny?

“you think i'm pretty?”  “jesus fucking christ,” you utter, and he laughs even more. you just shake your head before burying it in your hands. 

“...you don't have to be sorry,” he says after a brief pause. “i mean. i don't know what the hell im doing. i just came here because i also happen to find you pretty and just…wanted an excuse to be next to you, i guess.”

you cant help but raise your head quickly, looking at him with shocked wide eyes. oh my god. what. did he just say you’re pretty? and that HE wanted an excuse to sit next to you out of all people? oh fuck.

…wait a minute. guys. wait. what.

EREN YEAGER IS BLUSHING?????????? 

his cheeks are all pink and flushed and he’s looking away from you to probably hide them but it isn’t working !!!!!!! OH HE’S ADORABLE !!1!!1

you bite down a grin, feeling your own cheeks heat up.

[grntaire]

ok but aziraphale's little english choir boy singing voice and his conducting when he sings for maggie and for crowley 🥺

[killjoy-prince]

🦈🦈🦈

[doctorstrangeaskblog]

Dr Strange, have you heard of On Old Olympus' Towering Tops, A Finn and a German Viewed Some Hops?

Cranial nerves mnemonics. I used those a lot. There was also FONCLeBRISaintCarbonPH for the electronegativity of atomic elements- for the college admission exams. You know, fluorine, oxygen, nitrogen...- basically the order of the most aggressive ones. My head still is full of those.

[finchjik]

I am just a boy who is tired and also loves his boyfriend

[ewnes]

get someone who’ll make you a pokemon team based of what reminds them of you aaaaa absolutely winning in life rn

[egophiliac]

giving the people what they want (jokes about spreadsheets)

anyway, Twst continues to prove that it is aimed at me specifically by giving us not one, but now TWO extended scenes of characters being incredibly difficult about signing an NDA. you just don't get this anywhere else.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

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[ashleyeveerson]

Haven't been able to think about anything other than the victorian/edwardian/WW1 twink and his 80's punk almost-boyfriend for a week, send help

[elvhendis]

“He was probably quite decadent in the past, perhaps abusing his power a little bit. I see him as being very intelligent — very erudite — and highly manipulative when he wants to be. Very vulnerable and traumatized, but also incredibly witty and funny. He’s got etiquette, he’s articulate, and he’s very sophisticated. He’s a lover of the arts without, I believe, having the talent to produce art himself. He’s also rather good-looking, and he’s not afraid to use that as a way to shield himself or to get what he wants. He’s immoral, not amoral. I would say he’s quite aware of morality. He just chooses not to [be moral], darling, you know?”

“His sense of freedom is the most powerful thing about him. The drive to be free — the need to be free at all costs, including things that are morally gray and sometimes completely wrong. But the overriding sense is never wanting to be trapped again in a situation like the one he’s come from for the last 200 years. Underneath all of that, if you can find a way to him, he’s also probably one of the best friends you’ll ever have.”

-Neil Newbon on how he would describe Astarion (source)

[charmwasjess]

Lightsaber Theory: Obi-Wan "Sith Lords are Our Specialty" Kenobi consistently loses duels to Dooku not for any reason of technical form mismatch or lack of ability, but because Dooku is not even pretending to try to kill him. Resultantly, Obi-Wan can’t figure out what the fuck is going on when they fight. 

Obi-Wan: (preparing to defend an expected lethal strike) You’ll answer for your enormities, Count!

Dooku: (giving him the lightest love tap on the leg) Don’t be so sure, my special good lineage baby boy, so perfect in my eyes. 

Obi-Wan: …What?

Dooku: What?

Which Dooku and Obi-Wan proud lineage moment is even the most unhinged? There are so many to choose from! Is it Dooku’s frequent inability, both in AotC and TCW, to keep from spontaneously gushing about Sidious’s plans and even his own dark secrets to Obi-Wan?? Is it the time in Labyrinth of Evil where Dooku drags a long-suffering, bored Grievous over to watch a holorecording of Anakin and Obi-Wan thwarting his plans yet again, to point out how beautifully they’re working together as a team and how much he likes watching their lightsaber work evolve? Is it in the recent Brotherhood novel, where Obi-Wan just has to casually namedrop Qui-Gon to get Dooku to do exactly what he wants?

Obi-Wan is a big problem for Sidious in his mission to destabilize and corrupt Anakin, and Sidious knows it. He needs him out of the picture to do the same isolating, evil bullshit that worked so well when ensnaring Dooku himself. But the war has been going on for years now, and guess who remains inconveniently alive? And whose job was that to take care of? Oh yeah. I remember. His useless, Padawan assassin-collecting apprentice: fucking Count Dooku. By the time of RotS, Sidious has specifically ordered Dooku to make fucking sure Obi-Wan is dead only for him to completely ignore the command about a half-dozen times.

Going by the Stover RotS novelization, in the same scene where Dooku also literally refers to Obi-Wan as his fucking grandson actually, add that to our earlier list, Sidious reiterates that KILL OBI-WAN is the plan (over the sound of Dooku’s loud complaining) moments before that final duel.  I kind of wish we’d gotten a shot of Sidious's incredulous, enraged expression as Dooku knocks Obi-Wan unconscious and pins him safely out of the way. He is, once again, going out of his way to not kill Obi-Wan in that duel, and this time directly disobeying his Master to his face after they just had a conversation about it. You just know exactly what Sidious must be thinking at that moment. Oh, Dooku. You are so fucking fired.

[fantasykiri5]

RIZ “THE BALL” GUKGAK EVERYBODY 👏👏👏👏👏

(Transparent vers under the cut)

[scoobhead]

as a card-carrying member of the "started playing for astarion, inadvertently fell for gale" club it's really important to me that you all know that the appeal is NOT that gale is suave or cool. in fact it is literally the opposite. the worse he is at flirting the better. as he grows increasingly verbose i grow increasingly horny. every time he makes an awful pun my heart flutters. he talks about his ex while we're actively on a date and i'm like wow! i can't not fuck him

[linterteatime]

She would like shadow the hedgehog me thinks

[ollyrewind]

jedi knight merlin on a diplomatic mission?