#hes tasty IN A DIFF WAY

[krakentwo]

What does demon taste like

I'M NOT EATING MY PARTNER!!!!!!!!!

[yunyin]

Leek and Potato Soup

So bit random but I really like this soup (just made/ate it again) and I thought I would share just in case anyone else wants to give it a try!

The most tedious part is washing the leeks but it's worth it imo.

Written recipe: https://www.food.com/recipe/potage-parmentier-potato-leek-soup-julia-child-270731

This guy makes some pretty fun cooking videos, too!

[a-cyclepath]

One piece men | Twitter links+ Scenarios | ⚠️ MDNI ⚠️

‼️ Links are in the names. Fem reader. Ace, Zoro, Luffy, Eustass ‼️

[ Size diff, twit links, fem recieving, oral, fingering, mating press, sex sex sex ]

Short x reader scenarios written with each link !

Ace

Ace can't stop himself. He promised himself he'd only come home and cuddle you since it'd be late by the time he got back from his days travels to your home island, but he lied to himself. Losing his composure the moment he saw you and kissing you after a quick "I'm back". His impatient hands slides your shorts barley down and your underwear to the side before he's practically sucking on your lips and tongue while he's caressing your heat, groaning in-between kisses as you prop your legs up, trembling from his fingers warm from his journey.

"missed you so much. Missed you a lot. So so much." He mumbled as his fingers slid into you, beginning to finger you to bring you to your orgasm as you moaned and body jolted. He placed his hat on you before smirking. "Keep that on while we go at it."

Luffy

"Wow baby these are pretty!" Luffy exclaimed happily at the sight of your bouncing tits, moving his hands to casually grip them as if he wasn't right in this moment drilling hard and fast into you. He moved his hands to your ankles, grunting as he folded you into a press and put his forehead to yours, grinning as he somehow went even faster and harder. All the while you're moaning in bliss at your happy go lucky boyfriend happily getting lucky in your drooling, gushing heat. Your eyes roll back slightly before you look up at Luffy as he kisses your forehead while he's grinding inside you, your hand resting on his abdomen as you can barley get a moan in before throwing your head back and arching your back while moaning loudly, crashing into your orgasm.

"hng..~ Another one? That's like..the fourth one tonight haha!"

Zoro

Zoro was exchausted. Mostly, exchausted from a day of doing nothing but taking naps around your farm, so he found his way to your room and lounged back on your bed, arms behind his head. You pester him, try flirting, but he shakes his head with his eyes closed. "Nah. I'm gonna rest my eyes."

Well, then you'll find compromise.

Shimmying your boots off, then your jeans, sliding your underwear to the side, you crawl next to him, giving him those big begging eyes.

Zoro almost immiditaely caves, glancing at your ass before smirking. "I suppose I could use a midnight snack." He gestured at the end of his sentence with a flick of his wrist towards his face.

And that's how you ended up here, on his mouth drinking you in hungrily, his hands on your hips as you practically hump his tongue while moaning, her mind long since hazy the moment his tongue touched your folds, clenching your teeth as your eyes roll back everytime his tongue presses into you and his lips attach to give a kiss and suck, slurping, a sloppy eater.

"Tasty.."

Eustass

[ size diff warning ]

It's not really hard for anyone in your immidiate circle to see that Eustass might be more than a bit bigger than you. Everyone wonders how it works out between you two, some even sort of laughing when he squats down or has to lean down to kiss you

But his size goes beyond more than just kisses.

Eustass groaned, having you face down ass up in his quarters as his large hand gripped your hip, grinning smugly as he looked at the dumbed out drooling look on your face from only taking less than half of his length, Esutass cocking his head as he stared down at you in a lustful daze. " You're not going dumb from only taking a few inches of me are ya, sweetheart?" Eustass muttered before wiping his mouth of drool and shoving all into you at once, making you yelp in the best way possible before moaning as your eyes roll back. Eustass mumbled about how short you were to himself before beginning his fast quick pace, pounding over and over into you as he threw his head back, smug grin on his face all the while he groans. " Yeah yeah...love you..love you the way you are.."

[oldyoungneil]

Wrote something for Stephan and Wallace :] apologies if it's OOC it's very late at night and I'm new to the fandom (also I have yet to read the comics)

Description: Stephan gets a little wasted at a (lame) house party. Wallace is there to "help".

No NSFW. There's kissing but it's not super detailed. Also drugs and alcohol but fair warning I've never tried either so I've got no frame of reference.

Stephan Stills was fine. He was totally fine. At least that's what he told himself as he stood outside the door to Scott's apartment. He was going to go to this stupid birthday party and then go home and it was not gonna suck and he was going to have a good time.

   Stephan raised his hand to knock, but the door flew open before he made contact, causing his knuckles to make land with force on the forehead of Scott's roommate Wallace.

   "C'mon dude, not the face! That's the money maker, the man magnet-" Wallace was cut off before he could finish his long winded complaint. "Sorry! Sorry, I'm here for the party... Scott's birthday thing?" Stephen asked, trying to disguise the stress in his voice."Yeah, I know what your here for, come inside before you freeze to death." Wallace pulled Stephen into the house by his shirt collar, closing the door behind him.

   "Theres drinks on the kitchen counter, and some edibles if that's more your speed. You should get, like, thirty. You look like you're about to explode or something and I am NOT cleaning your bits off my ceiling" Wallace teased and squeezed Stephen's shoulder before walking away to bother Scott.

   Stephen decided to pass on the weed (at least for now; weed made him stupid) and found his way toward the closest beer. Looking around the small house, it didn't seem quite like a party to Stephan. He supposed that checked out, though, considering Scott had about six friends (one of which being a high school girl). He wasn't complaining though. He wasn't in the mood for a crowd anyway.

   The mood got a bit livelier as the group got drunker, and eventually someone turned on some music. At some point, Stephen danced with Kim and then with Scott. After a bit of jumping around, Stephen's stomach decided that the brownies by the counter looked pretty tasty. His brain thought that one would be plenty, but his stomach thought five would be good. He listened to his stomach.

   Another (very hazy) hour or so went by before everyone started to leave. Scott went home with Ramoma, and the rest of the party followed, eventually leaving Stephan alone with Wallace.

   "Im.. uh... party's over... pretty tired... home" Stephan mumbled out. Wallace groaned. "Dude, how many of those brownies did you eat?" Stephan thought for a moment. "Umm. I dunno. Like... five? Sorry man... I'll pay you back or whatever... or bake you some more or something... didn't mean to eat all your food." "No, dumbass, you don't need to pay me back. I just... dude! I told you those were edibles! I can't measure shit! God knows how much weed was in those! Look, dude, you're not walking home! Just... I dunno, Scott's gone off somewhere, just take his spot and stay the night." Stephan shrugged his shoulders and took off his shoes before flopping onto the mattress on the floor.

   Wallace threw some old basketball shorts and an undershirt at Stephen. "Here. Those are Scott's. Probably better than sleeping in jeans" Stephen stood up from the bed and began to unbutton his shirt. Wallace considered telling him to change in the bathroom, but, hell, who was he to turn down a show. Stephen continued working on his shirt untill his unfocused fingers stumbled upon a particularly tricky button that they couldn't quite make work of. "Seriously man" Wallace rolled his eyes "I thought guitarist were supposed to be good with their fingers. Here, lemme just..." Wallace stepped closer to Stephen, unbuttoning his shirt the rest of the way. "There ya go"

   It could've just been his imagination, but Wallace swore Stephan turned about seventy different shades of red. "Uhh... thanks" Stephen mumbled as he unzipped his jeans and attempted to step out of then without falling on his ass(which, in his current state, required some concentration).

   "So", Wallace moved closer to Stephen. "Weed makes you stupid. Stupid people talk alot. Tell me a secret" Stephen shrugged. "I think I'm gay... or something... hey, arnt you gay...?"

   Stephen looked around for the spare clothes that Wallace had brought, but couldn't find them. "Wheres-" Wallace, who had already made his way under the covers, cut him off before he could finish. "Don't worry about it. Just get in." Wallace patted the space beside him in the bed. Stephan, who had no better ideas, did as he was told.

Wallace laughed. "Yeah, dude, it's obvious! Both of those things are obvious!"

   Stephan furrowed his eyebrows like he was deep in thought. Wallace was right, weed did make him stupid. Stephen squeezed his eyes shut and pressed his lips against the other man's. Or at least, he meant to. He overshot his target a bit and ended up with a little bit of top lip and a whole lot of nose. Wallace laughed before he kissed Stephen, running his hands through Stephen's hair. Stephen reciprocated fervently, moving closer to Wallace.

   Stephen nodded again, but his eyes stayed on Wallace. Wallace thought it was kinda creepy. He grabbed Stephen by the shoulders and turned him away, little spoon style, before putting an arm around his shoulders. "Go to sleep, man" Wallace whispered, but Stephen was already out.

   The two continued like this for a number of minutes, untill Wallace pulled away. "Look, man, im not gonna sleep with you." Stephen looked confused. "I mean, you can stay on the mattress and you can kiss me all you want, but that's it. You're waaaay too wasted for any fun stuff. Look, i may be a slut, but I have standards." Stephen nodded understandingly. "Hey, if you're still up for it, we can talk in the morning, but I've been up all day and im exhausted, so just go to sleep, ok?"

[derelictdumbass]

My writing is reserved for me, Remy and Alexys, and the sexy bitches on ao3

[apocalypseornaw]

Too Late to Save Me

Inspired by the song "Saving Amy" by Brantley Gilbert

Set post Dean dying in 15 x 20

Yall know I normally say fuck Canon and if I ever get around to writing the remaining seasons out in Always be Yours verse there will be a diff ending but that being said this angst and pain demanded to be written.

Warnings: Character death, depression, cursing, more character death

You never should've went after the two boys. It was an instinct even in the middle of a fight when Dean hollered "He's going after the kids!" You ran out the door after the vampire without thinking.

You never would've thought that last glance over your shoulder would be the last time you saw Dean alive.

"What do you mean I can check on her?" Dean had been sitting on the porch of the Roadhouse talking to Bobby. He missed you so damn much. He'd tried to hold on until you got back to his side, you never even got the chance to say goodbye and to make matters worse he'd just proposed to you at the pie fest.

Bobby nodded "One of Jack's changes. We can keep an eye on those we left behind. Just remember time moves a different up here. It's been weeks since she lost you" Dean felt his stomach twist thinking about the pain you were in "How do I do it?"

You were curled up on your side in the middle of the bed you once shared with Dean. You heard Sam call your name softly but refused to answer. He was hurting also and it wasn't fair that you were drowning in your own pain and unable to help him. You felt so damn selfish.

You played with the ring on your finger blinking back a fresh wave of tears.

You laughed when Sam smeared the slice of pie down Dean's face. He cut his eyes at you with a smirk "Think that's cute sweetheart?" You didn't miss a beat in leaning closer to him to lick the pie off his face. "Look at you Dean. Sexy and tasty"

You relished in the fact that after being with him for this long you could still make Dean blush. He shook his head almost shyly "In that case maybe we should keep some pie for later" "I think I shouldn't hear anyone. I'm gonna grab us some drinks" Sam laughed making himself scarce while you finished helping Dean clean his face off with paper towels from a nearby picnic table.

You were almost done when he grabbed your wrist. "Dean! Let me finish" you laughed but the look in his eyes held you in place "I love you so damn much Y/N" You smiled "I love you too Dean" he let your wrist go and once you finished he stood up in front of the bench you were sitting on "What are you doing?" You asked before he went down to one knee.

Your heart felt like it would spring out of your chest when he said "Darling, nothing about our relationship has been normal. From the way we met to our daily lives. This though? You deserve at least one normal thing" he pulled a small box out of his pocket "It's nothing flashy but Y/N will you marry me?"

You didn't even look at the ring before launching yourself into his arms, nearly knocking you both down "Yes, yes I'll marry you Dean"

The door of the room creaked open just enough for light to filter in from the hall "Y/N you need to eat" you barely glanced towards Sam before saying "I'm fine Sam"

He nodded "If you need anything just holler ok?" "You too" you whispered burrowing further into Dean's pillow. You heard Miracle whine but told him "Go with Sammy Miracle" and heard his nails clicking on the tiles as he followed Sam away from the room.

"Sam's taking care of her" Dean had to keep telling himself that. You had Sam, Eileen, the Sioux Falls girls and Garth. You were strong, you knew how much he loved you. You knew he'd be waiting patiently for you... You'd be ok right?

A year passed and the pain you felt hadn't dampened any.

Sam had decided to leave the bunker, it would serve other hunters so he handed the key over to Garth. You supported him in the decision. Everywhere either of you looked in that place you saw Dean.

Sam offered baby to you but you knew she belonged with Sam. You had your car and Garth had given you full access to one of Bobby's old cabin about thirty miles from Sioux Falls.

Some days were better than others. The few photos of Dean you had were huddled on your nightstand, framed so that was the first thing you saw each morning and the last each night. His ring hadn't left your finger since the day he slipped it on.

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You slowly pushed yourself into sitting up. You were sore from a hunt you'd gone on with Claire as a favor to Jody. They'd offered you to stay with them a few days but your nightmares were still bad enough you didn't want to risk it.

Eileen had texted a few days before asking if you wanted to come see her and Sam. You would eventually but deep down you knew seeing you would make Sam think of Dean and seeing Sam would make you think of Dean. You just prayed the youngest Winchester was doing better than you.

You stood up, stretching as you walked across the floor to the kitchen. You needed coffee.

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You stood at the sink staring through the small window as you waited for the coffee to brew. At times it was like you could close your eyes and feel his arms around you, hear his voice in your ear.

"You promised me. You promised that it would always be me and you" You whispered to the empty cabin. Anger mixing in with your sorrow. You spun smashing your mug against the wall before sinking down to the floor "Dean you fucking promised me. You left me alone and I don't know how to keep going. I wanna keep fighting, I wanna make you proud but more than anything I want you to walk through that door and save me from the nightmare I've been living in"

"NO YOU DON'T SEEM TO GET IT JACK. SHE'S GOING THROUGH HELL" leave it to Dean Winchester to not only depower one God but but argue with the next.

"How can I help her Dean?" Jack asked, unsure himself how to help you "I don't know but I get you couldn't save me. I was already too far gone but she can still be saved. The world needs her. She needs to heal, to move forward. I can't be what breaks her, please" he felt his voice crack on the end but didn't care. Your latest bad day broke every piece of his heart "I'll do what I can"

You needed help, fuck you couldn't do this anymore.

You managed to force your legs to move. You walked across the floor to where your phone lay and picked it up before hitting Jody's number "I need help Jody. I can't live like this. I don't want to be alone anymore. I can't,I feel like I'm losing my mind. I know he'd never want this for me so please can you help me?"

You could hear her truck cranking up before you ever finished talking "I'm on my way"

Three years has passed since losing him. You still felt empty in a part of your soul but you were doing better. You'd moved in with Donna, saw Sam and Eileen regularly and formed a routine.

The days had shifted to more good ones than bad. Not to mention the fact of having a beautiful little nephew who needed to hear stories of how amazing his namesake, his uncle Dean was.

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Laughter was once again part of your day. You danced around the kitchen in Sam and Eileen's house with baby Dean on your hip singing softly to him as you checked the food you were cooking.

"Is that Metallica?" Sam asked from the doorway and you turned with a grin "Someone has to educate him" he laughed "Glad he has you aunt Y/N. Dean would be horrified if he didn't know enter sandman before his abcs"

You laughed looking down at baby Dean "We'll make it through the important bands first then we'll head into abcs and colors" as if he knew what you were saying he giggled, fingers fumbling in your hair You glanced back at Sam "See? We have a gameplan"

Dean wasn't surprised you'd never moved on. Hell you wore his ring every day of your life,only removing it when you went to the water park with Claire, Kaia, Patience and Alex.

What mattered to him was you lived. You did everything you ever dreamed of doing, from visiting the hills of Ireland with Eileen, Sam and Little Dean all the way to starting a housing and education unit for the next generation of hunters who'd been dragged into the life.

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You woke with a start, a deep breath of air flooding into your chest. What had happened?

The wreck flashed through your mind, being in the hospital. Telling Sam and Eileen you loved them before the surgery. You hadn't made it.

You looked around before realizing where you were seemed vaguely familiar. It struck you why when you turned around to see the Roadhouse not thirty feet away. You were in heaven.

The door of the Roadhouse opened and you'd didn't have to think before you were running. Dean met you halfway picking you up easily. "I've missed you so much" you sobbed into his chest. "I've missed you too. I am so sorry I couldn't hold on, that we didn't say goodbye. I tried..." You shushed him with a finger to his lips "Doesn't matter now Dean. I'm here"

He smiled against your finger before kissing it lightly. When you moved it he pulled you into a kiss. Having his lips against yours after this many years? Nothing heaven had to offer could compare to simply being in his arms. When he pulled back he smiled down at you "We finally have our forever darling" you smiled "Just took a while to get here"

"I love you Mrs Winchester" he spoke softly, fingers tracing the ring that Jack knew you'd want even there. Your smile simply grew "I love you more Mr Winchester"

[waspenned]

🎵 -> song choice is killshot by magdalena bay !

penn’s 200 follower celebration

what a bop I am absolutely boogying over here its giving like evil dark electropop britney spears??? if that makes sense??? analysis under the cut as per usual !!!1 ALSO 18+ ISH???

ok so looking at the genius w have some ideas abt unfulfilled yearning with some undercurrents of like. violence and I AM SO HERE FOR IT... maybe it’s bc it sounds a bit spooky but I think I would want to lean towards maybe an enemies to lovers vibe here in terms of the death motif and ‘wickedness’ mentions. maybe a vigilante/vigilante thing like with Peter and Felicia but more hostile and SEXY bc im a twisted cycle path.......

for me its giving a dark colour palette with bright neon highlights esp w the ‘late shift’ line seen in the first verse as well as the imagery of the phone cutting through the darkness?? I want to imagine Peter out on patrol late into the night meeting someone he knows he isn't supposed to be friendly with but is just... head over heels fuckinf obsessed w him. id also probably experiment w some religious imagery in this just due to all of the song references to wickedness/sin/demonicness and also bc its tasty... its giving soooo Adam and Eve and temptation and stuff like how could I not.. ESP WITH THIS LINE

If I wanna stay alive You should never cross my mind

these lines are v interesting to me bc they can be taken a whole host of diff ways like... in a Peter-trying-to-protect-himself-from-ur-dangerous-sexy-wiley-charms way or smth else .. the line after about having ‘been through it’ could maybe even narrow this down to an Andrew-verse fic; in terms of post-gwen trauma.., maybe Andy!Pete using sex with someone not good for him as a form of distraction or maybe even punishment for himself??? opens up lots of lovely angsty doors with sub Peter written all over them WHICH U KNO I LOVEEEE I love this idea of Peter being tempted by something ‘sinful’ and then maybe experiencing a metaphorical ‘fall’ from grace esp as hes a jesus figure !! maybe him being resistant at first and then giving in and being all needy bc he loves the way it makes him feel ......... yes .... rubbing my evil little hands together

also if ur looking for something similar - try love you to death by fickle friends

all in all I think ur looking at a dark gritty enemies to lovers fic with some hot steamy smutty scenes - lots of temptation/forbidden fruit/pomegranate/blood imagery and religious allusions to really elevate the sexiness.... also submissive post Gwen garf!Peter obsessed with a mean-ish, toppy, vigilante reader that bullies him in just the way he likes it... im insane feral frothing at the mouth rn ... AND THEN AND THEN he can b all emotional abt his past and it can open up to a lovely more caring dynamic OOOOHHHH

[babiesdreams]

Nct teaching their s.o an activity

Taeyong 🌹 :  You recently moved, and adapting was pretty hard, but it was even harder gven your job. You were used to be a teacher as a part-time job, but working in a convenience store was really something else. You could understand how kids could test your patience, but adults could be even worse. Luckily Taeyong helped you get through that daily challenge, as he tought you how to get the products prizes and all that kind of stuff. He was always really calm and soft whenever he explained something, as he wanted to make sure you understood every step.

Taeil 🌕 : When it comes to cooking Taeil gets really passionate about it. He teaches you as he cooks, so that you practice with him. He would start with something you liked so that you’re more motivated about it and he’ll slowly get you through more complicated recipes. Overall his classes are funny to attend, plus he’ll make every moment cute, throwing flour at you, messing around, laughing. Just cute dates in general.

Johnny 🐱 : God, you hated gym. But he always made it worthy. Johnny is the kind of teacher that makes you love what he teaches you. Somehow, his smiles and encouraging words made you always wait for that moment of the day. He helps you stay healthy as he teaches you how to use the different machines. Overall a sweetie. 

Yuta 🐙 : You’ve always liked soccer, but playing it was completely different, it requiered a lot of preparation and getting on a team this fast, maybe wasn’t the best choice you made. But Yuta helped you adapt to it pretty fast. He would spend extra time on teaching you. Soccer afternoons with yuta would be your favourite time of the day. 

Kun 🐻 : Kun cooking classes were really calmed. He basically wanted to teach you how to cook your fav dishes so that you wouldn’t need him to make them when he was on tour. He explains everything calmly but when you almost burn yourself he gets full-on protective mode. 

Doyoung 🐰 : You’ve always liked singing but being professional about it was kind of different. Doyoung tries to give you the tips he learnt throughout his career and trainee days. He wouldn’t be really picky with you but he’ll be honest about your improvement. 

Ten 🐱 : When you told him you wanted to start drawing he got really happy about it. He’s passionate about drawing so he would be kind of fussy about your abilities. He wants you to have fun with it but also to help you improve. So he would always want to get the best of you.

Jaehyun 🍑 : You got casted into a new drama, and it really was your dream, but compared to the rest of the cast you kinda felt less professional. However, Jaehyun told you to practice with him on the weekends, which really helped you to keep improving on your acting abilities. He wouldn’t exactly teach you, more like correct some things. 

Winwin 🐥 : Your doctor recommended you to do Yoga, since it was good for your anxiety and your back pain. Sicheng instantly wants to teach you since he knows how to do the diff postures the right way. He’s got a lot of patience even when you almost fall because of the lack of flexibility. He wants you to get better as soon as possible so he wouldn’t lose it while teaching you.

Jungwoo 🐶 : You got to go to a Tv show, and that made you nervous since you’ve never been in Tv or anything similar. So when you ask Jungwoo for advice, he tells you the basics. How to act, what to say, what not to say. How to keep a smile everytime, how to react to everything. He basically lectures you about the different things you should know.

Lucas 🦁 : Working out... before you knew Lucas it really was a nightmare but ever since he’s around, he’s been encouraging you to keep your trainings going. He helps you with weightlifting mostly, as it’s the hardest thing for you. The best thing about him teaching you is that he doesn’t judge you even if it takes you long to do it. 

Mark 🐆 : Fifa wasn’t really your game, but since Mark enjoyed playing it, you decided to give it a shot. He basically teaches you what every buttom is for and he calls that teach you how to play. He’s not really that good so you easily win every match you both play.

Xiaojun 🦕 : You’ve been wantind to learn how to play the guitar for a long time, but you never got enough otivation to do so. That said, Xiaojun made you get that motivation back. There’s something in the way he calmly explains the basics that keeps you wanting to learn more and more. He’s a really good teacher overall and really patient with you.

Hendery 🐴 : You wanted to learn how to rap since you got an audition for a company. He keeps the teaching serious, giving you examples of different types of rapping. He gets you to improve really quick actually as his motivation keeps you motivated as well. He would go to the audition with you to help you with nervousness.

Renjun 🦊 : His teaching techniques are not really good. He tells you that drawing is just about expressing your feelings and how there’s no right or wrong. However, when you want to learn anatomy, color theory and that stuff he’s not able to teach you. He just does it naturally so explaining it to someone else feels kinda odd and weird. 

Jeno 🐶 : The way Jeno dances always made you want to learn some choreos. But you didn’t expect he would teach you Boom on your first session. His moves and yours are far from similar but he helps you achieve nice moves in your own style, as he think it’s cute. 

Haechan 🐻 : He can’t control his anger. You go too slow on it. He just doesn’t understand how you can’t win against online players. Whenever he’s desperate he grabs the controller and lets you know “how it’s done”. With time he would get enough patience to properly teach you the game rules. 

Jaemin 🐰 :  It all started with a photo you wanted to upload to Instagram. You wanted to try something new, and that leaded to Jaemin giving you a whole class about photoshop and how to edit photos. He teaches you every step and makes sure you understand how it works. However, you end up forgetting almost right away.

Yangyang 🐑 : You wanted to start writing books and stories, however your grammar wasn’t really good at all. Yangyang would teach you languages the same way he learnt them. Making it confusing sometimes as his mind was full of a lot of different languages. But he’s got good patience and he’s quite nice as a teacher.

Shotaro 🦦 : He’s very passionate about dancing, so when you ask him to teach you, he’s just too happy about it. Shotaro would see dancing as a way of expression, not really using wrong or right. But he would definitely correct you when you do moves in a dangerous way. He’ll make sure you stretch properly so that you don’t get hurt.

Chenle 🐬 : Jenga... How could you be so bad at it??? He really gets irritated when you make all the pieces fall again. He would normally be happy to win, but since he wants you to get better at it, it’s really something that keeps getting him annoyed. It would take you really long to properly learn, but you’d eventually get it.

Sungchan 🦌 : Your friends were constantly teasing you about your strength, so you decided to learn from the master how to beat them at arm wrestling. He would give you the techniques to beat even the strongests players, and you were happy to learn from him. Sungchan is really calm about it and he lets you know how to do everything properly in a short time.

Jisung 🐹 : When Jisung saw the way you cooked ramen, he had to teach you the proper ways. You were using too much water, making them not tasty at all. He teaches you calmly and without much pressure. It’s not something that important at the end. 

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[hufflly-puffs]

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Chapter 19: Elf Tails

“Hermione gave an almost inaudible sniff. She had been exceptionally quiet all day. Having hurtled, white-faced, up to Harry outside the hospital wing and demanded to know what had happened, she had taken almost no part in Harry and Ginny’s obsessive discussion about how Ron had been poisoned, but merely stood beside them, clench-jawed and frightened-looking, until at last they had been allowed in to see him.” – It is hard that it took Ron almost dying for him and Hermione to make up and speak again and rekindle their friendship. Not to be melodramatic on main but whenever you fight with someone, whenever you feel like you can longer talk with each other, the reasons for it are usually not worth the fight. Don’t get to the point where you regret you never made up with someone. And I think this is what Hermione has been thinking about all day: how she almost lost Ron without the chance to make up, with all the anger and hurt feelings between them, and how trivial the reason for them fighting seems now. Something to consider before you throw away a friendship.

“‘Who’d want to kill Slughorn?’ ‘Dumbledore reckons Voldemort wanted Slughorn on his side,’ said Harry. ‘Slughorn was in hiding for a year before he came to Hogwarts. And …’ he thought of the memory Dumbledore had not yet been able to extract from Slughorn, ‘and maybe Voldemort wants him out of the way, maybe he thinks he could be valuable to Dumbledore.’” – I think this is the real reason Voldemort is after Slughorn – right now he is the only one who knows about the secret of his immortality and therefore how he could become mortal again.

“‘But you said Slughorn had been planning to give that bottle to Dumbledore for Christmas,’ Ginny reminded him. ‘So the poisoner could just as easily have been after Dumbledore.’ ‘Then the poisoner didn’t know Slughorn very well,’ said Hermione, speaking for the first time in hours and sounding as though she had a bad head-cold. ‘Anyone who knew Slughorn would have known there was a good chance he’d keep something that tasty for himself.’” – It is the same pattern as with the Cursed necklace – there was a big chance the necklace would never make it into the castle, just as there was a big chance the poisoned mead would never make it to Dumbledore given Slughorn’s nature. Both times Dumbledore was the actual target, both times the execution was sloppy and careless.  And this is something Dumbledore points out later in his final conversation with Draco, that perhaps Draco never wanted to succeed, that he might have even hoped Dumbledore would put a stop to it.

“‘Well, for one thing, they both ought to have been fatal and weren’t, although that was pure luck. And for another, neither the poison nor the necklace seems to have reached the person who was supposed to be killed. Of course,’ she added broodingly, ‘that makes the person behind this even more dangerous in a way, because they don’t seem to care how many people they finish off before they actually reach their victim.’” – If we do believe Dumbledore that Draco secretly wanted his plans to fail, I don’t think it was his intention to hurt others in the process, or even kill them. If Katie hadn’t touched the necklace then surely Filch’s Secrecy Sensors would have detected the necklace. And he might have assumed that either Slughorn or Dumbledore would have tested the mead of poison before drinking it. Draco is, as Dumbledore tells him, not a killer.

“‘I mean, it’s always bin a bit of a risk sendin’ a kid ter Hogwarts, hasn’ it? Yer expect accidents, don’ yeh, with hundreds of under-age wizards all locked up tergether, but attempted murder, tha’s diff ’rent.” – Is there a compulsory education in the Wizarding World or is it up to the parents to decide whether they send their kids to school or teach them at home? Hagrid’s wording makes it sound like home-schooling is an option, because surely not just Hogwarts but every Wizarding school is a bit risky for the same reasons (though clearly the weirdest stuff always happens at Hogwarts).

Also by now it is an established plot device that whenever Harry needs to know something he isn’t supposed to know to just let Hagrid accidently tell him.

“‘I’m a ruddy teacher, aren’ I, yeh sneakin’ Squib!’ said Hagrid, firing up at once.” – Using the word ‘Squib’ as an insult is not very cool, Hagrid.

“‘I’ve been waiting for you to come back,’ said McLaggen, disregarding Harry’s drawn wand. ‘Must’ve fallen asleep. Look, I saw them taking Weasley up to the hospital wing earlier. Didn’t look like he’ll be fit for next week’s match.’” – Leave it to McLaggen to use the first chance he gets to get a place in the Quidditch team. I mean Ron, Harry’s best friend, has been in the hospital wing for hours, clearly Harry has other concerns, but all McLaggen cares about is Quidditch and his chance to play. Jerk.

“Harry, however, had never been less interested in Quidditch; he was rapidly becoming obsessed with Draco Malfoy.” – A sentence straight out of a fan fiction, I am sure.

“‘Yeah, I’m really going to tell you, because it’s your business, Potter,’ sneered Malfoy. ‘You’d better hurry up, they’ll be waiting for the Chosen Captain – the Boy Who Scored – whatever they call you these days.’” – The Boy Who Scored. THE BOY WHO SCORED. I mean it does sound like the porn version of Harry Potter, just so you know it.

“Then Cadwallader scored again, making things level, but Luna did not seem to have noticed; she appeared singularly uninterested in such mundane things as the score, and kept attempting to draw the crowd’s attention to such things as interestingly shaped clouds and the possibility that Zacharias Smith, who had so far failed to maintain possession of the Quaffle for longer than a minute, was suffering from something called ‘Loser’s Lurgy’.” – As much as I am not interested in Quidditch I would love to hear Luna comment matches.

“‘Ginny came in to visit while you were unconscious,’ he said, after a long pause, and Harry’s imagination zoomed into overdrive, rapidly constructing a scene in which Ginny, weeping over his lifeless form, confessed her feelings of deep attraction to him while Ron gave them his blessing …” – Confirmed: Harry James Potter secretly reads romance novels.

“‘Dobby is a free house-elf and he can obey anyone he likes and Dobby will do whatever Harry Potter wants him to do!’ said Dobby, tears now streaming down his shrivelled little face on to his jumper.” – I had wondered about this last book. After Dobby had warned the DA about Umbridge Harry had forbidden him to hurt himself and Dobby had accepted that order. Now we know why. Dobby is free to choose his master (Dumbledore) and apparently he can obey more than one person, based on who he likes and respects.

[praphit]

Velvet Buzzsaw: You need a plan like my man Patrick Swayze.

I saw the trailer for "Velvet Buzzsaw" a couple of weeks ago. It caught my eye (as I'm sure it did yours) due to its title.

When I think velvet, I think sexy. The dude who walks into the party with the velvet jacket on, is getting ALL of the ladies that night.

Trust me, couples at the party get into arguments over it -

Ex.

Insecure man says - "I saw you looking at the man in the velvet jacket - don't deny it! You're going to leave me for him aren't you?! I don't blame you... cuz that jacket took him to a ho nova level. I'm just saying, that I can wear velvet too."

Woman with insecure man replies - "No, you can't."

Insecure man fights it, but deep down he knows that she's right.

So, that goes down.

Now, everybody knows that red velvet is the most sexy.

Red velvet ropes - I think we all rub our hands down them with a big smile... oh God yes:)

Red Velvet Cupcakes... Here's the deal - I don't think kids should be eating them. Just MY opinion! I won't judge you shameful parents out there if YOU allow your kids to eat them, but I simply believe it's wrong. Too sexy!

So, to put these words together "Velvet Buzzsaw"... no bueno. It would be like putting the words "Ice Cream Needle" together.

Would you like a tasty ice cream needle today? NO! But that wording, combined with a premise of haunted, killer artwork was the intrigue of the trailer.

Plus, it has a great cast:

Jake Gyllenhaal and his creepy, bulging eyes. The movie "Nightcrawler" ruined him for me. Every time I see him, I see this -

I know it was just a character, but I actually believe that JG is like this... he leaves the set at the end of the day, and lurks around staring at people. I have a fear that one day, I'll go out at night, get in my car, the headlights turn on, and BOOM he'll be there... looking into the depths of me.

Other cast members - Toni Collette, Rene Russo, John Malkovich.

And even that "Stranger Things" girl.

No, not Bobby Brown (she's busy working on Godzilla).

Natalia Dyer -

Natalia talks to Millie Bobby Brown all the time, saying "Bitch, you ain't the only one who gets roles in movies. I got skills too! Why you out here stealing all the shine? I'm ascending! And If you get in my way, Imma cut you!"

Y'all didn't know it got that real on the set of "Stranger Things" did you?

When does season 3 of "Stranger Things" come out? They're all getting old. If they don't hurry up, season 3 will roll around and they'll all be in their mid to late 20's.

Anyway, I was excited about this flick. But, then, after all of that promo, the movie disappeared. I looked for it under "popular movies" and "recently added", but nothing. I searched for it - typed V - E... nothing... L T...they made me type out the whole word before it popped up. Dammit, Netflix, you know what I want! Give it to me!

Netflix hiding this movie is not a good sign, but I'm an objective man. Here we go:

This movie is centered around art, artists, and the art industry. The first thing that I learned right off the bat is that money sucks all of the fun out of everything. Or perhaps I should say the PURSUIT of money does... You want something, but you can't afford it, so you have to work harder and longer, and then by the time you have the cash, you want something else even more expensive. It causes jealousy. It robs one of joy and peace. Greed is some ol' bull shit! BUT, such is life.

Art was fun when we were kids, right? Finger painting, face painting, playing with clay, coloring books... what happened?! - the need to make money with it happened, and that's what is displayed here in this movie. This movie is about how greed and pursuing the glory of the art biz feeds on you.

We've got diff artists on diff levels:

The new hotness of the art world (everyone wants a piece)

The people who aren't the hotness

The critics / media / fans The leeches of the hotness (Cuz everything revolves around being hot)

The executives who run the machine that sucks all the joy out of what you do.

And the veteran - played by John Malkovich, whom I must say didn't need to be in this movie. His character added nothing to the plot at all.

But, I found the types in this world fascinating. If you think on it enough, you can def relate to these types (though some may be parodies). There are plenty moments of horror in this film (as seen in the trailer). Most of the elements of horror portrayed are really good, though some are silly. Not only well done, but well produced.

However, there's a reason why Netflix hid this movie from us. It's like looking at a piece of art, and learning the message behind it, only to find that the message is more interesting than the artwork. This movie itself is... kind of a mess. Like I said, good premise/food for thought, good acting, but errthang else - the writing, chemistry between actors, direction, storyline wrap-ups... ALL BAD.

Back to the horror - pretty much there's some dead artist's spirit that's killing off people through his art due to his blood being used in his projects.

Sounds cool, but he mainly and simply wants his art destroyed, so people don't die. Soooooo, you're KILLING people as a solution? Plus, why not use his ghostly energy to get others to destroy the art rather than destroy the people? Then, he starts trying to attack people through ALL art (including art that he didn't have any part in). What??!

We've all seen the movie "Ghost", so I know (cuz these movies are based off facts) that there were other non-violent options for this dead artist. In "Ghost" Patrick Swayze had a plan -

- to let Demi Moore know that he was around, let her know that she was in danger, and to try to have sex with her one more time through the body of Whoopi Goldberg. The dead guy in "Velvet Buzzsaw" had no tact!

Anyway, I give this flick a grade D

Pretentious art people may love it, but for the rest... I'd say just read this. The next time you want to get your "Flix and Chill" on, and your love muffin suggests this movie, tell him/her "Hold up, let's read through Praphit's rambling review instead, and then get into our sweet lovin." Save about 2hrs of your life, and make me a part of your foreplay instead:)

[emypony]

ARES HEADCANONS WITH THE BOYS, AFTER THE BREAK

Some ARES (more like ot2/ot3/ot4 headcanons with Haizaki, Asuto, Nosaka and Nishikage) headcanons for @ozrockbitway (if i remember right dfljkghfdg it’s been long ago since we talked about it, I think??) and @producktions @someatsu @blueberry-pastel @suzunofuusuke @kirinoisbestboy @sinfonylanglader @therealruney @calmystorm-saltycandy (hope u dont mind the tag ^^’’) @shawn-and-aiden-frost-9 i guess if u wanted to read as well @mimirk63 ITS NOT YUUICHI but ya kno ;w;’’

i literally dont even know who else would care about these (mostly joke) headcanons so iM SOWWY if i like, dont tag some ppl ;;

also im sorry that these are like all over the place tho jfldghkfk

ANYWAY with that out of the way

1. so I was discussing about Nishikage baking and. i got it. Nishikage works @ Tasty part time. He makes ambitious creations. Nosaka enjoys watching the behind the scenes. (Asuto will eat anything he makes)

2. Asuto starts hanging around Nosaka and Nishikage thought this would be bad and that Yuuma would stop hanging out with him but is thankfully proven wrong as Asuto pretty much always invites both of them to hang out with him. Nishikage starts to 'adopt' Asuto as Nosaka's friend and feels the need to PROTECC him as well. they also become great friends and this eases Nishikage because Nosaka finally has someone to spend time with that can somewhat get him out of his shell. Related to #1, Asuto will bother Nishikage and ask him if he's cooked something new yet. Nishi is afraid to cook more things at first but is prompted by Asuto because THAT BOY will literally eat anything, bad or good.

3. Nosaka actually likes dry jokes but no one knows since nobody really likes dry jokes and doesn't make them. Asuto ends up with a book EXACTLY about dry jokes and he finds them interesting and funny but not as much as Nosaka, so when he uses one of those jokes it makes Yuuma laugh and it takes everyone by surprise (especially Nishikage)

4. Nosaka snorts when he laughs.

5. I see Asuto and Nosaka becoming friends before Asuto and Haizaki (even if they're acquaintances) Haizaki comes on later along.

6. Asuto is claustrophobic and that's how the ot3 friendship starts. He, Haizaki and Nosaka somehow end up stranded in somewhat of a locker and he starts freaking out. Despite the issues between Nosaka and Haizaki they don't like seeing the cheerful Asuto being scared like that. Asuto asks them to hold his hand and they reluctantly did that even if they didn't like being next to each other. After that incident Asuto was a bit more open around them and uses his 'persuasive' powers to get them to hang out with him.

7. Haizaki is the tallest, followed by Asuto and then Nosaka. Nosaka is a bit conscious about his height and even if Haizaki makes fun of him, Asuto reassures him and tells him its okay.

8. Nosaka would be really bad at portraying his feelings even if it's something simple or complicated so he makes really weird comparisons and nobody understands except Nishikage even if sometimes even he's wondering what's going on in his mind.

9. I originally planned Nosaka to be a Vegan but I don't wanna do that he's just been taught to always eat healthy because there was no other alternative. he sometimes sees Asuto stuffing his face with unhealthy (fast food/other) stuff and it confuses him because he's still like perfect and fit and he doesn't get it. With time Asuto makes him try things he wouldn't normally eat by himself and even if he doesn't eat that regularly, he'll sometimes accept Asuto's invitation to get things he hasn't tried before. He's really big on trying foreign food but maybe once every few months.

This is a lot of Nosaka fdkjghd im sorry i love him a lot AND I DIDNT EVEN KNOW IT

10. One day Asuto's friends find him, Nosaka and Haizaki playing cards in his room (i think they'd keep the friendship hidden for a while don't ask me why). Norika would take a liking to Nosaka but not romantic. She ends up doing his nails or make up as a thing. He looks dashing with black polish. Haizaki has none of that and even if Nosaka is really :|  and stoic he'll pretty much go with anything.

11. this was like, a multiple headcanon thingy with @suzunofuusuke and @producktions alike

Nosaka is a heavy sleeper and Nishikage is the opposite. #Nosaka and Nishikage share a bed, fight me. Due to his past Nosaka has nightmares and moves a lot in his sleep so frequently he'll fall from the bed which'll make Nishi wake up and freak tf out because dfljkgf where's Yuuma?? and hes just sleeping on the floor

12. Nishi and Nosaka sometimes both stare at Asuto and how pure he is dfljghfdg like "damn Asuto's a nice friend"

i'll uh, try some Haizaki too since I've basically neglected him holy shit

13. Things get better with Akane and after Asuto basically has him talk things out with Nosaka, he becomes a lot less stressed and angry and finally starts to open up to Asuto, at least. He's a bit awkward at interacting outside the soccer field so it takes a bit of time to be comfortable around both of them, but Asuto always made it easy. He's still a bit intimidated by Nishikage though, even if he has no ill intentions towards Haizaki and they've even successfully hang out together alongisde the other two a few times. They share a love for spicy food.

14. HAIZAKI NEEDS GLASSES and he doesnt like wearing them but he's really cute in them. Asuto would always tell him that he looks cute in them and he wouldn't like it. Men aren't cute. Haizaki isn't cute!! >;C Nosaka would just quietly tell him that they look good on him nonetheless and he'd blush and say 'thanks' and thats their interaction okay #stolen from @someatsu

15. Haizaki has his ears pierced but nobody knows cuz of his long hair and that it's not allowed @ school. He likes to try out diff earrings in his spare time. Asuto catches him one day and never lets him hear the end of it but when they sometimes go walking around shop districts he'd loudly proclaim "Those would look real good on you, Haizaki!" when he'd see any cute earrings and such. poor Hai chan will try to hide from view at that. Nosaka chuckles. also stolen from @soatsuko w permission dw

16. starring guest hiro again with headcanons he shoved into my arms: Haizaki doesn't use social media because he doesn't see the point of it. Had Twitter once but got bored. likes baggy hoodies. probably has a collection of berets (this one's on @araiguma-koon)

17. @arbegagordon gave me an idea so Haizaki and Akane used to play Toontown so now that Akane isn't playing anymore, Haizaki still logs in but gets sad. Through some kind of unconventional means Asuto starts playing Toontown with him because he wants to make him happy and even if Hai chan won't admit it he's pretty happy that Asuto does this for him Nishihkage plays cooking mama Nosaka tries a lot of games but he gets bored fast because he thinks he's not good at them. He REALLY likes the pet games though. EDIT: I FORGOT. NOSAKA PLAYS ALICIA ONLINE AND NONE OF Y’ALL CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE. he likes collecting pets and clothes. he would defs cosplay his AO character omg

18. this was a collaboration of my ideas and @producktions and her analysis post basically she said that no one usually cheers for Nosaka SOOOOOOO, after Asuto finds that out he goes to all his matches and screams like fucking crazy for him and even if Nosaka won't show it he'll smile sometimes to himself because Asuto does this for him and expects nothing in return and just wants to see him smile and it’s OOF so pure

19. Asuto has both Nosaka and Haizaki merch. (you know, for support! Asuto is big on making his friends feel loved) They're both embarrassed by it and whatever they say they can't make him NOT wear it in public, as he's hanging out with THEM.

[bufanzi]

QIN COMPLIATION

( left to right: bu fan, yue yue, xiao yu, ling chao, mu ziyang, bowen)

Yue yue

his real name is yue minghui 岳明辉 !! (92-liner) 

nicknames include 老岳 (lao yue; old yue) & 岳叔 (yue shu; uncle yue) & 中年岳 (middle-aged yue) . PLS LET YUE YUE LIVE. 

used the name 岳岳 as a stage name bc of the way it sounds & its easier for people to remember ; PINKRAY

he went by the name joey yue while studying overseas lmao

有背景有文化的团长 （ A leader with sophiscated background and culture )

Cold city boy from beijing

Engineering student!!! from Nanjing University of Aeronautics & did masters in glasgow uni!!!!!! V v v smart!!!

Great english, British accent sorta ( listen to him speak x x )

HAS A CUTE FANG TOOTH

Will trade fatty meat for lean meat if u ask

TATTOOS (I THINK THERE’S A WOLF ONE, THE ONE W AN ANCHOR+OCTOPUS not sure though :c not enough HD pics to verify ;;)

Basketballlll

Wants to collab w eminem one day

Looks up to eminem, dr dre & ice cube

STEALS MU ZIYANG’S CLOTHES VERY OFTEN (there was this vid once when yue yue was choosing btwn 5 outfits and mu ziyang was like “can u at least put one of ur own outfits in the 5”)

Voted as naggy lmao (was asked by mu ziyang whether 1 ton of iron or 1 ton of cotton is heavier, and he talked to ziyang about it for 2 hrs about the question isn’t logical cause the experiment must be held in the same conditions, the air etc etc)

His hair is a birds nest & cannot be maintained + he uses the company’s hair dryer (which actually belongs to ling chao) to do his hair

Likes to eat everything, not picky with food :”) 

THE ONE THAT ALWAYS STEALS FOOD FROM OTHERS. 

DRAMA QUEEN 

became bufan’s “woman” in IP aft the gang initiation LOL

yue likes to have clothes with holes in weird places, so i think that’s why he always wears ziyangs’s clothes 

his underwear is still outside the window ledge/roof on their old qin dorm c: 

can drive!!! has a car!!!! drives a honda w a super cool license plate number ahah 

lmao wanted to set up an emergency fund for the himself and the boys because they are always getting their salary deducted HAHAH (+ it was said that ling chao has the most money bc he listens the best and is always on time)

plays the guitar!!! 

has a tentacle fetish lmao 

initially his dad wasn’t supportive of him becoming a trainee so he secretly went to idol producer without his dad’s knowledge (his dad didn’t even know what he was doing at qin ent) but rn his dad rlly supports him!! 

yue yue’s fans call themselves 岳妻 (yue yue’s wife) 

Mu ziyang

PROFESSIONAL MODEL

His real name is li zhenyang 李振洋 (94-liner) 

his stage name 木子洋 is cause his surname 李 is formed from 木子 then they added the 洋 ; KWIN

Fans call him 小懂事 ( which means something like a sensible kid )  

Walked in milan fashion week!!!!!! WALKED FOR MANY BRANDS!!!! THIS KING

FANS CALL HIM QIN’S CLOSET/SPONSOR :”)

Also said he managed to walk for the show that he most wanted to!!!!

WENT TO THE SAME SCHOOL AS BUFAN (Beijing Institute of Fashion Technology) (and was schoolmates with dong yanlei) 

Scared of ghosts cause his mum used to tell him that ghosts will snatch him away if he misbehaves

says he isn’t of haunted houses, but then asks ling chao to hug him tightly when walking though it lmao

SCARED OF CRABS BC HE THINKS THEY ARE UGLY (this idiot lmao)

he’s scared of everything :)

PAID BUFAN 50 YUAN TO FEED HIM CRABS

LIKES TO DO “BUSINESS” ie trade stuff with ling chao so that ling chao will do his bidding

Rlly sad but mu ziyang got srsly sick during ip first evals and had to do iv drips until his hands were all bruised cause of the needle marks :c

Lmao this idiot thinks 3/6 > 3/5

wants to work with Leonardo DiCaprio

he can’t stand people sitting on his bed

“It’s not that the pyjamas are expensive, I’m expensive” 

Sang 越战越勇 on before!! 

lowkey was upset he didn’t get balloons on his birthday while yue yue got a wall of happy birthday + star balloons HAHAHA

roommates with yue in the qin dorm

threw yue’s underwear out the window bc yue forced it over his head :”) & its stuck right outside the roof at their old dorm

bought a tank for loaches/mudfish & only realised that it wasn’t meant for fishes after putting the decorations and water in it... 

apparently has a driving license 

once while driving a motorcycle, the battery died & he used a strangers phone to call yue yue. then yue yue had to come pick him up with his car. since he had the motorcycle, ziyang sat on the motorcycle and held on to the car handle & they drove back like that lmao

can play the piano!!!

THE ONE THAT DISSES LING CHAO 

THERE WAS THIS ONCE POST ON DOUBAN where mu ziyang bought ALL the buns from the convenience store & zhu xingjie came a while later and wast stuck at the store cause he had to wait until the next batch was ready lmao

Had a huge knee surgery during his trainee period :c (the boys also visited him in the hospital) + also sad bc qin3 went for a huge seafood feast at home when mu ziyang was stuck eating hospital food

before leaving the dorms he went with ling chao to the convenience store to buy food bc he says ling chao is kinda picky with his food so he doesn’t eat much & he isnt’t able to take care of him anymore now that he’s eliminated so he used up all his remaining money to buy food for him

after being eliminated, he and yue yue went to play HAHAHA

Bu fan

his real name is bu fanfan 卜凡凡 (96-liner)

the boys call him 凡子 (fan zi), where 凡 is from his name and 子 is a term of endearment :”) 

used bu fan as a stage name because he thinks bu fanfan is too cute lol; KATTO (PRONOUNCED AS KA-TOO)

192cm 对 cant play basketball though

LOVES DOGS, HUSKY

ACTUALLY DIDNT GRAD FRM SCHOOL YET :c he said his parents are pushing him to continue to study but nonetheless support him as an idol

HAS AN OLDER BROTHER (10 YEARS AGE GAP)

CLINGY

LOVES TO CRY ( crise a lot when doing stretching)

Voted most scared of pain

Once got caught eating a melon & got punished :c (+ he always steals melon from the fridge & doesn’t even close the refrigerator door afterwards...) 

Always late for work apparently until there’s no more salary to be detected

HIS ACTUAL MINK JACKET IS ACTUALLY JUST A BATHROBE

apparently owes ziyang money & gave him a rap perf for money lol

Once helped an old auntie neighbour buy a new phone bc hers was old and was about to spoil 

When asked if he likes girls with short hair or long hair, this boy said he doesn’t like any & likes computers instead lmao

He can’t stand low qualiy movies, it has to be in HD

when he becomes rich and successful, he’s going to help the manager xiao yu do some intense stretching lmao 

“ everytime bufan goes to the subway, the authorities will always check his ID ” - yueyue 

Has a wall of demoralising quotes back at the qin dorm ( iconic quotes include: “being ugly is a disease” & “the reason why you drink chicken soup is because other people have already ate the meat” & “all roads lead to rome, but some people are born in rome” )

“ 家爆脸 ”- zhou yanchen

HIGHKEY LOVES YUEYUE A LOT this sweet child tried his best to protect yue’s cake from being eaten cause he wanted yue to take a photo with it first ( in qin ent, it was said that the only way they get food is to snatch from others, so that cake was NOT safe with mu ziyang and ling chao around )

MORE INSTANCES OF HIS LOVE FOR YUEYUE, HE WILL BITE YOUR HEAD OFF IF U DISS HIS YUE :”) just look at bufan getting triggered when zhou rui mentioned about yue’s eye wrinkles

Also, he called yue yue disgusting cause yue yue didn’t come back at night & went to sleep in another trainees room ( he’s jealous )

Leader of a gang (current known members include ( xiao gui, fan chengcheng, yue yue & xu shengen) 

got tricked to eat a sichuan chilli by yue yue poor thing

KING OF SEAFOOD 

once a deliveryman misread his name as 小凡凡 (xiao fanfan) instead of 卜凡凡 (bu fanfan), then got dissed by the mu ziyang saying “omg why do u call yourself that” 

I think bufan has a habit of saying the word 对 (dui) after a sentence, its pretty cute :”)

according to ziyang, bu fan thinks he’s the smartest in the group 

has a habit of calling people 宝宝 (baobao) & 宝贝 (baobei) which means baby/babe

outed yue yue as the only one that wears mu ziyang’s clothes (when asked if mzy was really qin’s closet, he said that our group has 4 people, ling chao and I never wear mzy’s clothes)

Ling chao

His real name is li yingchao 李英超 (01-liner)

his stage name came about bc if u say his real name really fast ‘李英 (li ying) will sound like 灵 (ling) ; DIDI (lmao when he’s old he’s still going to be called didi)

call him 弟弟 (di di; little brother) or  小王子 (little prince)

Loves his candies & would probably fight u for it

Hides candies in so many diff places/compartments lmao

got a toothache bc of said candy

sings really well!!!! 

SAYS HIS FAV CELEBRITY IS 黄晓明 (& angelababy)

HAS A YOUNGER SISTER BUT THINKS HE’S STILL THE PRETTIEST IN THE FAMILY

Receives the most love from the other boys :”) ( they have a rule where the plate with the most meat goes to him )

roommates with bu fanfan

Always seen with mu ziyang ( the true otp )

Doesnt like meat with fats

CAN DO SPLITS!!!!!!! & ALSO SPLITS WHILE DOING A HEADSTAND

HAS THE NICEST LOOKING EYES

is an idiot. he went to a korean restaurant & told ziyang that the “spicy cabbage” wasn’t tasty and he preferred kimchi instead. BUT THEY ARE THE SAME THING. 

he likes white roses

likes cats!! 

likes to scare chickens (& got scolded for it)

during break time, he has to memorise Chinese vocabulary ( and is taught by the company’s ceo!!!!!!)

i think he sticks with ziyang the most! ;; (obvs they are the superior ship)

BROUGHT ZIYANG TO SEE THE TALKING TRASH BIN JUST TO MAKE ZIYANG SCARED. 

shittiest luck HAHAHA (bufan+lingchao team and yueyue+ziyang team had to draw lots to see who gets to sleep in the room and who sleeps outside in the living room, and ling chao always loses)

GETS DISSED FOR HAVING NARROW SHOULDERS 

printed his own picture on a pillow then said it was “given by fans” 

had a writer/blogger/reviewer kind of site where he wrote stuff 

looks up to xukun and zhangjing the most in ip!

 “ if your 3 qin brothers become a girl, who would be your older sister, younger sister and girlfriend? ” LING CHAO: NONE BECAUSE ALL OF THEM ARE UGLY

GETS HIT BY ZIYANG A LOT LMAO 

ling chao’s fans are called 糖精 (tang jing; candy spirit) because of his love for candy

小于 (xiao yu)

BC221’s manager!!!!!!!!! (Also helps then stretch)

very sassy & playful

older than all of the qin boys ; had to work for 4 years before attending university

he’s almost always the camera man for bc221′s trainee life videos!!!! (its either him or bowen)

Came off as a little mean in the video where the boys were stretching :c but honestly he just rlly wants the best for them

Stays with the boys in their qin dorm!!!!!!

Went to the same university with mu ziyang!!! (& says mu ziyang stole his snacks, face masks, shoes, clothes, socks etc); they probably graduated the same time cause they were classmates! 

Sometimes ppl call him 小鱼 (yu) ( word play; means little fish ) & mu ziyang called him 热带鱼 (tropical fish)

When yue yue got in trouble for playing computer games, he called xiao yu handsome and he laughed & immediately stop scolding yue yue LOL

yueyue likes to diss him lmao 

Gives ling chao sweets!!! (doesn’t give bufan and yueyue bc they apparently dont listen to him lmao) 

said to bufan : “IS BEING TALL EVERYTHING??? HUH???”

“we always get scolded by our manager, the first day would pass by normally but then on the 2nd day we would get scolded” - yueyue & bufan

“excuse you? what was that about your manager scolding you everyday? its called a heart to heart talk” 

a fan sent pig feed to the company & he said he was going to save it to give to the boys as a birthday present

WROTE MU ZIYANG IS THE UGLIEST AND LEFT IT FOR ZIYANG TO FIND 

yue yue calls him 小于帅 a lot. 

followed yue yue to his home to visit lao yue’s mum :”) helped yue yue carried the luggage up the stairs

went Thailand with yue yue and mu ziyang after eliminations!

got dragged by bu fan into the toilet  (bu fan said it was xiao yu that pushed him inside but there’s video evidence HAHAHA)

Sadly no longer part of QIN’s entertainment anymore

博文 (Bowen)

lives with the boys apparently

Shorter than the qin4 and xiao yu ahaha if you see the video angle being lower compared to others, then its bowen filming (fans call it the girlfriend angle lmao) 

I think he’s qin’s video editor/photographer!

currently now part of qin’s one man subbing team rip bowen

passive aggressively posting on weibo whenever xiao yu posts updates on their Thailand adventure bc they didn’t bring him along hahahah

he has a cat called 棉裤 (cotton pants), mu ziyang hates this cat because 棉裤 always climbs on his bed

[pinksweatergettingbetter]

warning, the following has mainly snarky (and possibly furious) opinions on Spirit of Justice. Reader discretion is advised.

alright. part two, here we go

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“she’s safe”

“I’m afraid you’ve lost me”

the words ‘maya’ and ‘safe’ do not go together in phoenix’s dictionary 

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...Phoenix’s phone has caller ID??

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ooh a phone vocal-blip. cute

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ok fuck you how is the Benefactor keeping tabs on them?? Did Atishon use his One Phone Call to report to headquarters or something???

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“I admit, I didn’t see that coming”

well spoilers guys I know who the benefactor is, and they have to be pretty fucking stupid not to know that a spirit medium is needed for this.

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“its your friendly neighbourhood dragon”

no dhurke, youre not cool enough to be spiderman.

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“you cant lay a hand on maya fey, and i mean literally”

>foreboding 

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[sighs deeply]

guys. just. fucking call edgeworth. he’s chief prosecutor of america and his sister is part of INTERPOL. call edgeworth and just. fix the fucking problem. right now.

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“No time to explain”

ggghhghghhghghgh

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...oh. there’s edgeworth

...............now watch him be completely fucking useless

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.......ARE YOU KIDDING ME

PHOENIX /DID/ CALL EDGEWORTH THE MOMENT MAYA WAS KIDNAPPED AND HE STILL WENT THROUGH HIS FUCKING “DUHHH BETTER DEFEND THIS OBVIOUS CRIMINAL” SHIT??

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oh edgeworth. you and your chartered planes.

whenever he does that i like to imagine he hired MJN air.

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Edgeworth...

A) Why are you letting Dhurke be involved? Just cut him out, send Franziska and Lang in with a team of guys and kick the shit out of the enemy

B) You don’t need to conceal someone on a charter jet. You chartered it. You can do whatever the fuck you want with it. Besides, Dhurke got into the country p easily, he can get out the same way.

C) Dhurke is a criminal. Depending on what he’s done as a rebel, he could be as guilty in your country as his home country. Why are you acting like he’s innocent? Aren't you kind of by-the-book?

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oh yeah and despite the fact that they’ve updated Phoenix’s sprite, Miles still looks like a frozen plank of wood. Thanks :\

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Apollo: Sorry Trucy, guess you have to hold all the unnecessary evidence and hold down the fort and be LEFT BEHIND FOR A CHANGE AAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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oh. this is a really nice garden.

the drama theme is kinda harshing the mellow tho

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o hai rayfa

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um. what the fuck. that mask must make it pretty difficult to do shit pal

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Garan, whilst ordering her henchmen online: drama queen or king preferred 

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UR DIARRHOEA, GAH-RAHN

cool theme, love the use of the royal “we”. 

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“what about those guards over there”

“ohh, just prepared to fuck shit u–– iii mean help you haha.”

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yeahhh... I'm not buying her super calm “my husband is a kidnapper” attitude. 

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UIGSFILGFLIS DHURKE YOU FUCKING MORON

god he’s such a useless piece of shit. unless he’s trying to get taken so that he can be taken to... idk, wherever Maya is held in some sort of Gambit, he’s a real moron for just up and outing himself like that.

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BAAAAARBED HEAD. YOU HAVE SOME SPLAAAAAAAAININ TO DOOOO

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man why do they even give us other options if we can’t use them???

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“Dhurke... I sure hope he’s alright”

hey apollo wanna hear a secret

i dont 

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Phoenix externally: Patience, Apollo, patience.

Phoenix internally: we are so screwed at any moment the queen could be all “OFF WITH YOUR HEAD” and i’ll never see trucy or maya again jesus holy mother buddha help me

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i love that Garananana is kinda just chilling with them. You got more important shit to do, queenie. like being evil 

also open your goddamn mouth once in a while, sheesh

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Apollo: I hope no one gets hurt

The entire series of ace attorney as a whole: oh honey

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wait ... INGA HAD A RATTAIL?!

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ohhh yesss listen to those punches

why couldn’t they have animated it too ;w;

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phew. im glad Maya’s ok. 

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yeesh... poor Rayfa.

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i love that even apollo’s like “fuck dad, you didn't kill him, did you?????”

its a beautiful contrast to how adamant he was about Trucy not killing Manov. 

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um, soundtrack, now is not the time for Grand Revival. I know Edgeworth is on screen but the shit he’s saying is far, far from uplifting.

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“it seems prosecutor sahdmadhi has grown quite fond of her”

nooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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“they’ve almost become a team of sorts”

ok so mark Ema down on the list of AJ characters who will never be seen again after this game.

fuck man i’d even take Klema over this 

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can you imagine if they'd split up Apollo/Phoenix  Edgeworth/Athena instead

i really wonder how Athena and Edgeworth would interact. Athena’s spunky enough to be a bit like Kay I suppose, so maybe similar to that.

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again, Kooraheen’s detention centre theme is really quite pretty

too bad i have to look at Dhurke’s face while listening to it

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...a tasty... hash house

i

oh apollo’s up for that

well tbh if i was him i could use some hash after all this shit

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yEAH YOU TELL’IM APOLLO

SMARTEN THAT BASTARD UP

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god apollo he’s not worth it. i’d say leave the fucker to his fate but i guess it is important to find the real killer... sigh

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apparently queen Amara liked insensitive fuckbags with masculinity issues

oh well. to each their own.

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>:( don’t compare Dhurke’s story to Phoenix’s, Apollo 

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“you ran?! but why?!!”

oh i dunno, athena, maybe the fucking death penalty?????

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hang the fuck on

are you telling me that Dhurke started making trips to his shitty abandoned law office via sewer... while Apollo was still with him?!

Like what fucking reason would he have to drag him down there?! The place is an archive/resistance base, but Apollo and Sadmad lived in the mountains as children; why the fuck would he take his /kids/ into town at the risk of having them all arrested at once?!

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM, DHURKE

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that orb better be a fucking laser or some shit cause I'm really tired of hearing about it 

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oh......... hi sadmad..................... what a pleasure to see you........... again................

just as fucking pleasant as ever

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i love that Dhurke is like “what happened to fighting the man, son??”

like even if he is a double agent he can’t very well just be like “psst I'm still on your side!!!!” in front of the fucking guard 

i hate that dhurke’s face is so placid during this too.

“Son, why did you betray me? Also how was the sports game?”

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“The Nahyuta you knew exists no more”

yeah sure sadblackworth, whatever you say

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oh well that was abrupt 

meh, onwards to the tomb

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“No, that’s the holy mother. She’s the one who brought spirit channeling to Khura’in”

oh so you mean Ami Fey.

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oh ema... i’ll miss you while youre off being Sadmad’s lapdog 

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“You mean His Ephemeral Holiness?”

Yes, Ema, fight it!!! Fight it!!!!!!

“But when he manages a smile and compliments my work, it’s hard to say no.”

...nuts. 

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wait what do you mean the defendant is someone you know

you met Dhurke like once a day ago 

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aw apollo took the locked-room-mystery words right out of my mouth. i love him so. why are they going to take him away?

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 alrihgt back to this shit after like a 3 month hiatus or something 

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i love how chill everyone is talking about Maya’s kidnapping 

“oh yeah he brought her here to the tomb so nobody would see. sensible thing to do. oh also maya almost died but i guess that’s nbd”

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casually opens a tomb

casually opens the sarcophagus hangings  

casually tries to open the sarcophagus when told there’s a mummy inside

apollo, you're contracting douche-itis from everyone else. this old family of yours is a bad influence.

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...we’re gonna yeet this sarcophagus arent we 

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i love that Amara’s just kinda. depicted standing there as she’s burned to death. i mean i guess theyre trying to preserve her beauty and dignity in death but it also makes her look like an idiot who didnt try to escape the flames. 

ooh i like that last one though

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pff thats a pretty well-equipped corpse line

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“Where’d the other three bullets go?”

“Maybe Dhurke ate them?”

if he did they'd better have a VERY good explanation 

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“the poor guy”

EMA

HE WAS HOLDING MAYA HOSTAGE

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“the cuffs of justice”

love it

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“just one of those traditions people do and they dont know the reason why”

“like rolling up your sleeves?”

“or your psychology, if we’re going there” HE FUCKING WENT THERE

OOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE YOU APOLLO

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“he said grape juice has something in it that helps you relax”

are we going into grape juice lore here

"Really? ...Um, are you sure he was talking about regular, plain old grape juice?”

Yes, actually, Athena. It’s canonical that it is /actual off-the-vine welsh’s good ol’ sippy cup grape juice/. It’s not a metaphor or a censoring for kids, it’s just juice.

Of course, this is written by the DDSOJ staff. And considering the intense, dark n’ gritty action makeover the series got, I wouldn’t put it past them to retcon the juice into the... “fermented variety”. thanks Athena.

Yayyy not only do they write shitty dads, but they have to retroactively en-shitten Phoenix as an alcoholic father. Gosh, I sure do love these guys.

(obviously this isn’t a dig at anyone who head canons gj as wine, there’s a difference between head canons and malicious retconning.)

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hmm interesting mechanic for this chair. i guess since you can’t stuff it in your inventory you cant do the ‘look all over’ thing. but on the other hand, they REALLY wanted to impress you with that hidden blood.

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Ema: [performs a blood test in 2 seconds] I didn’t get a match!

Well probably not in that time, babe

i have to commend them on the little cutscene though that was nice. 

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again, i guess Amara really liked emotionally stunted fuckwads

the devil horns are a bit much, though.

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oh damn.

thats a nice ass pendant 

...oh thats blood

well, it sets off the pink and gold quite nicely. and its a butterfly... seems like something Dahlia would wear

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“speak of the devil...”

speak of the devil indeed. hiiiiiii sadmad... its been a while.

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oh ok he didnt say anything 

also i find it funny that apollos like “Wait!! wait!! damnit, after him!”

and then you just. go back into the talk menu with Ema. bit of a moment killer, there.

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“why does everything have to be so difficult with you?”

cause hes a prosecutor, apollo. thats just how it is on this bitch of an earth 

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“the law is the law. placing personal feelings above it is beyond reprieve”

ah but placing religion above it is totally fine. gotcha yuts

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“And the winner is... prosecutor Sahdmadi!”

helpful, athena

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“it’s like he’s trying to cover something up with his pretty words!”

oh did you mean the inevitable reveal that he's actually a good guy and we have to forgive him for being a shitwad? 

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oh wow. that joke post about sadmad developing generalized anxiety was actually based on a legit thing that happened 

is it ok if i hate him even more for it? i mean how did he figure it out? he didn’t let apollo use it in court so where would he have gained the knowledge? unless he knows about Thalassa’s abilities...

...also, how /is/ he doing this? the way Perceive works isn’t just “i can sense that you’re uncomfortable”, it’s that people who can use it have extremely good eye-sight and see tiny little movements in other people. If they’re smart about it, they can tell that the movements mean the enemy is lying. Apollo just happens to get tense when he notices this, most likely because he’s kind of straining his eyes.

But then again that brings up the fact that his power would act up CONSTANTLY, either because EVERYBODY FIDGETS, or Apollo himself could just be stressed and making the bracelet squeeze on its own.

So thanks, SOJ. Not content with ruining Apollo’s canon, you’ve also got to ruin his cool lawyer power. Gosh, you’re just the gift that keeps on giving, aren’t you? 

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“Powerless in the face of the Holy Mother’s blessings”

SOJ team is now nicknamed the Holy Mother. Or possibly the Unholy Mother.

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“Looks like your power won’t work against Sadmadhi. Guess we’ll have to try something else.”

“Yeah, let’s ask Dhurke...”

Yeah. Because you obviously don’t have someone with you RIGHT NOW who ALSo has a special power. You dont even have TWO POEPLE with you with a special power. Guess we’d better talk to the man who birthed this shiteater.

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“I won against Mr. Wright”

yeah in a completely rigged trial where losing would be the worst option. thats not really something to brag about, you know.

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“...doomed to be reborn as something lower than a bug or a vegetable”

you heard it here first folks Sadmad hates sustaining agriculture and the bees.

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>Lang’s scrolls and dickfuckery

>Edgeworth’s by-the-bookishness

>Franziska’s catchphrase

>Blackquill’s backstory twist

These were the ingredients chosen to make the perfect prosecutor. But the SOJ writers accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction: BAD WRITING 

THUS UNINSPIRED ASSHOLE WAS BORN!

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apollo you don’t matter to anyone anymore youre getting the boot. do as your foster pop said when you were a drowning 5 y/o and suck those pussy baby tears back into your skull.

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welp thats it for part one of investigation day 2. now (i think) we’re headed over to the delicious pandering of Phoenix and Edgeworth, back together. Will it bring me solace despite being an obvious ratings grab?

good god, i hope so.

till next time.

[dirkgently-remade]

tell me about ur ocs so i can kin them my dude

god this is the funniest fucking message BUT LETS GO OC INFO UNDER THE CUT !

Ok lets start off with XandraShe looks like THIS (in current fashion anyway)And shes a vampire, or atleast shes a much newer vampire? she and her gf are the leads of the Hunters of artemis gang. She and Xandra met when Xandra was a senior in hs (which is in the 80′s) and she used to b a huge bookworm, when they first met she actually jokingly called Xandra a “Rebellious Bookworm” which is now like a pet name its rlly cuteshes really good friends with her family, her mom is super wonderful and used to be super worried for her bc when they first moved into the neighborhood “the hunters of artemis” was seen as this super vicious gang for like no reason aside from them motorcyclesbut once Xandra came out to her and told her abt Vidalia and how shes literally dating the head of it she was much more chill abt Xandra going out at night and such. She still doesnt kno abt Xandra being a vampire but idk Xandra doesnt really want to tell her NOW FOR XANDRA’s GF VIDALIA !!!!!!She looks like THIS (tho ironically she had Xandra’s current hair cut in the 80′s)Now she only got turned in the 20′s so shes older than Xandra but not That Much when it comes to the grand scew of things? Shes super chill and loves fashion a lot, one of her main drives for being immortal is to indulge in all the styles of the world. She started the Hunters of Artemis when she started meeting a bunch more lesbian vampires and figured, hey, we should have a lil group u kno. So Thats What Happened. She usually hangs around the local parks and monuments when shes in small towns but in big cities she loves to get jobs. Her favorite is trying to get as many fashion jobs as she possibly can. Due to her immortality and not wanting to be found out she tries to not shoot to the top but have enough direct contact with the designers that she can influence the movements and collections! She has been a model on certain occasions but she tries to stay out of that scene bc u kno she immortal and cant b found outALRIGHT NOW WE GO FOR GREASY BOY! The one i just postedso hes not super great at things, he really does try his best but it always seems like the world is against him. His skin is constantly breaking out even though he loves skin care (his bathroom is filled with 8000 diff masks at this point) and he loves cooking and his cooking is pretty good! not like super amazing but if you get invited over you know your gonna be in for a treat! He really gets most of his ideas form buzzfeed tasty tho....but he never follows the recipes he just kinda Goes with the flow. Oh yeah his name is oliver..... But anyway he loves cooking but he rlly doesnt see it as an exact science he just kinda goes overboard or smthn but it always pans out in the end?Ok and this is Charlie i also... Just Posted himhes a mixed kid livin in a suburban town that i dont kno the name of but its somewhere u kno....... But he has a love for chokers bc he thinks they make him look less intimidating bc he has a constant tired/mad face that usually turns ppl away. His favorite subject in school is actually science! chemistry to be exact, he really wants to be a chemistry professor when he grows up, but he also really wants to take a gap year to work on independent art projects! Like murals! especially murals he really loves doing murals that have a slight dada ist vibe to them? he was fascinated with art history his entire freshman year so !!!!ALRIGHT BELIEVE IT OR NOT THERES MORE AND WE GOIN BACK TO THE VAMPIRE GANGThis is Elenashes a russian vampire! and her hair is actually blonde she only recently died it black (maybe 2014 ish?) and she arrived to the USA in the 60′s as a child and got turned in the late 70′sshe got a lot of issues for her accent bc its very heavily russian which was one of the reasons she wanted to be a vampire, she wanted to be scary but scary in a way that russians werent supposed to be, she wasnt scary bc of spy or nuclear war reasons but bc she got Big Ole Teeths. She also really loves cats ! and as time goes on she tries her best to incorporate russian culture into her outfits because as she lives longer her accent lessens so she really tries to show it offshes also great pals with vidalia but lets b real if ur in a biker gang w/ someone u better be good friends

OK HERES VINCE! Hes a cryptid......... he loves to eat fish and steal craft store glitter. he jokes abt bigfoot being his weed mantheres not that much lore abt him but what more do u need to kno!heres a vampire boy Mitchell and he has nothing to do with the hunters of artemis hes just a vampire boy in the 80′s and hes really gay and has a mullethes a bit of a dumb jock but he is also really goofy and loves flowers....And heres my clown boy from last yearum i originally made him a part of the clown mafia and hes been trying to get out but now i just have him as this sweet clown man thats very tired and generally just wishing for a break with his cats.

[kratosaurioned]

FULL NAME: Yvet Eryut

MEANING: Yvet means archer+ Eryut is the forest he was born in

NICKNAME: n/a

ACTUAL AGE: 58

RESIDENCE: nomadic, happiest camping out in forests thought

AGE APPEARANCE: like 24 i guess?? viera age slowly

SPECIES: Viera (Rava)

GENDER: male (he/him pronouns)

SEXUAL PREFERANCE: homosexual

MARITAL STATUS: single

KIDS: none

OCCUPATION: adventurer

APPEARANCE: tall, slim, short hair with a little braid. his ears have black tips

HAIR COLOR: light, nearly blond brown

HAIR STYLE AND LENGTH: short, usually with a braid

EYES COLOR: green

HEIGHT: 6′2″

ABNORMALITIES: a rare sociable and adventurous male viera

DISTINGUISHING MARKS: fawn-like markings on his face and back

SELF CARE: be gay, do crimes

FIRST IMPRESSION ON PEOPLE: babey

SKIN COLOR: brown

BODY TYPE/BUILD: slim, light, elegant

DEFAULT EXPRESSION: a slight smile

PIERCINGS: ears are pierced at base and up the sides

DESCRIBE THEIR VOICE: a bit deeper than you’d assume from his appearance

WEAPON OF CHOICE: bow and arrows

PERSONALITY: friendly, charming, a bit flirtatious

WHEN YOU FIRST MEET THEM: baby face

..AS YOU KNOW THEM BETTER(AND THEY LIKE YOU): be gay, do crime

..AS YOU KNOW THEM BETTER(AND THEY DISLIKE YOU): stop doing crime!!

POSITIVE CHARACTERISTICS: can and will go out of his way to help people, always has an eye out for the downtrodden

NEGATIVE CHARACTERISTICS: if he doesn’t like you you WILL know about it

FAVORITE COLOR: green!!

FAVORITE FOOD: flowers are food and tasty

FAVORITE ANIMAL: dwarf rabbit.... it’s like a viera, but tiny

FAVORITE INSTRUMENT: panpipes

FAVORITE ELEMENT: lightning

LEAST FAVORITE COLOR: red

LEAST FAVORITE FOOD: seafood

LEAST FAVORITE ANIMAL: spiders are awful

LEAST FAVORITE INSTRUMENT: brass, also drums... anything like deep + loud tbh

LEAST FAVORITE ELEMENT: none really

HOBBIES: dancing

USUAL MOOD: good, optimistic

DRINK/SMOKE/DRUGS: nah

SOFT SPOT/VULNERABILITY: bunnies

OPINION ON SWEARING: yes

MUSIC TYPE: likes traditional viera music

COMFORTABLE TEMPERATURE: warm but not humid

SLEEPING PATTERN: sticks to a diurnal schedule

CLEANLINESS/NEATNESS: bathes regularly

DESIRED PET: bunnies!!!!!!

HOW DO THEY PASS TIME: does some hunting or dancing, maybe a bit of singing

BIGGEST SECRET: he misses his village

WHAT ANIMAL WOULD THEY BE: bunny or deer

FEARS: fire

DRUNK TYPE: nah

SPECIAL ABILITIES/MAGICS: nothing really remarkable. pretty good with a bow

DONE ANYTHING TO GET IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW: he is gay, he does crimes

HOW DO THEY REACT TO…

DANGER: fight or flight instinct.... ACTIVATED

SOMEONE THEY HATE WHO HAS A CRUSH ON THEM: wow

PROPOSAL TO MARRY: nose scrunches

DEATH OF LOVED ONE: weeping

INJURY: powers through it if he can

SOMETHING IRRESISTABLY CUTE: he will cuddle it

LOSS OF HOURS OF WORK: oh well

ROMANCE

DO THEY TAKE INITIATIVE: yes

HOW DO THEY ACT: flirty

GENTLEMAN/LADYLIKE VS KLUTZY: shrug emoji

GO SLOW VS JUMP INTO: depends on the person tbh

TRUE LOVE VS TESTING DIFF PEOPLE: Yvet likes meeting new people

PROTECTIVE: prefers to be protected, doesn’t get jealous

WHAT KIND OF PRESENTS DO THEY BUY: more inclined to make things than buy things

TYPE OF KISSER: many kisses, little butterfly ones, little licks and nips

DO THEY WANT KIDS: hasn’t decided yet

ARE THEY ROMANTIC: can be!

HOW ARE THEY IN BED: very enthusiastic, not shy to say what he wants

TOYS: ooooooo exciting

FETISHES: likes sex outdoors

BDSM: hasn’t tried it but would probably like some aspects of it

GET JEALOUS EASY: not at all

MARRY FOR MONEY: more like to marry a rich person, then steal all their money so i guess yes?? but only for the long con y’know

FAVORITE POSITION: held up, braced against a tree or wall, arms around his partner’s shoulders

WHAT WOULD HAPPEN ON THEIR DREAM DATE: flowers to eat then also gets fucked hard outdoors, lots of kissing

OPINION ON SEX: yes

[myseoul17-blog]

Ep.13 Dinner search @ Kondae Taste Street

Thurs. Oct. 5. @ 5:00pm. It is now time to look for dinner food! 

Kondae Taste Street (aka Kondae tasty street, Kondae tasty alley, Kondae food alley. ..) is an area near Konkuk Univ. that is filled with eateries, convenience stores, noraebangs, & a small amount of shopping. I found it hard to navigate around here bcos there were a lot of diagonal alleyways. On top of that, beyond the “eateries” layers, there were residential complexes at the end of the alleyways. Parts of Hongdae are like this too, but I found it easier to navigate thru bcos the streets were more “regular” in a sense. Here, in this area, I ran into several instances where I was in the middle of a 5-6 way intersection. Street signs & numbers weren’t very effectively placed either, which made things more difficult. 

The reason why I had to look at street sign info was bcos I had a restaurant that I wanted to eat at. I can’t remember if I have mentioned this before but I used an app called MangoPlate to find food haha it’s super user-friendly, has a lot of diff filtering options (such as by cuisine type, by price range, by area) - I really like the “by area” option. It also gives you neighbouring choices after you’ve clicked into a restaurant so you can see what’s nearby. For Kondae, I found 4 places & “favourited” them on my phone. 

This was my top choice: Golmoke Golmok. It was located on the 2nd floor of a short (deadend) alleyway. The staircase to get to the 2nd floor was really shady (literally) bcos it was located behind the building, if that makes any sense. But whatever. I wanted to eat here bcos there’s a dish they serve that I think looked & sounded awesome haha it’s a hot pot ddeokbokki (+ ramyeon noodles) with seafood but the twist is that it’s not a red/spicy sauce like the typical ddeokbokki. It is a creamy white sauce, so imagine something like a creamy carbonara or alfredo sauce but it’s boiling in a hot pot with typical ddeokbokki ingedients in it. It’s something different & unique; they’ve been named (by MangoPlate) one of the top 10 ddeokbokki places in Seoul.

However. ..

I got up to the restaurant. It was pretty small, with only half a dozen or so of tables (each table has 4 chairs but can probably accommodate up to 6 ppl). I told the guy that it’s “for 1″ & he said “no” =( & then I said “no” in my head.. . as I processed his response. This place .. . the dishes (so like the hot pots they have on their menu) are meant for sharing so it’s for at least 3 ppl. They don’t do individual servings. I tried to explain that it was ok; I’ll still pay for the entire dish. .. & he kept saying no & points to a table of 4 girls that were enjoying the food, “4 ppl, 4 ppl.” So then. .. I had to go :’( I was quite upset about it bcos it took me some time to find the restaurant & I really wanted to try their white ddeokbokki. .. *shrugs* it just didn’t work out. It was my 1st time being rejected by a restaurant but I also understand that from their perspective, they don’t want to waste food bcos they only offer the one-size portion that’s meant for sharing.

Therefore, my 2nd choice: Premium Jjimdak (aka “Naega Jjimhandak”). This is a chicken stirfry restaurant. The top one is the Andong Jjimdak (Andong = name of a city; jjimdak = braised/stirfry chicken). Andong is famous for this type of chicken dish; it’s marinated chicken that’s cooked with veggies in a soy sauce base. The bottom one is the spicy gochujang jjimdak, which is a variation of their Andong jjimdak.

Let’s go! Excited to try jjimdak for the 1st time.

Once you sit down, you’ll be given these: cold water jug, a salad & some cubed pickled radish. The salad was interesting. It contained raw green cabbage, raw purple cabbage, corn, & corn flakes (the cereal), & the sauce was a light. .. wasabi mayo type of dressing. The texture was super crunchy & fresh. The pickled radish was also very good; very refreshing & only slightly spicy. The cold texture was so awesome! 

Here is a glimpse of the counter. Behind it, the kitchen.

The other side of the restaurant. Again, it was a 2nd floor restaurant. Nice lighting & clean. 

Their menu~

Basically they have the 2 chicken dishes: the OG Andong chicken & the spicy version. But there’s a lot of customizable options. The top & bottom on the far left are their OG Andong jjimdak; the top is boneless option while the bottom contains bones (bcos some ppl like to nibble on bones). Far right are their spicy versions; again, boneless & bone options. Depending on how many ppl are dining with you, they have small, medium, & large portions. The middle dish is like their most popular dish, which is the boneless cheese jjimdak (ie: contains melted cheese on top), which cost 3000w as a cheese add-on fee. The yellow boxes are the extra add-on options & beverages. You could get extra cheese, dumplings, noodles, & rice. 

I got the small Andong jjimdak (I always go for the original when I try new places) with a side of rice. The dish itself does not come with rice so it’s 1000w for the bowl of rice. 

This is it in more detail~ Onions, carrot, cabbage, (boneless) chicken, some ddeokbokki rices, glass noodles/sweet potato starch noodles, & dumpling sitting in a soy + sesame sauce. Smelled so good!!

This was a small. .. There’s quite a bit of food in here. I know it looks flat in the photo but the plate was sort of like a flatter bowl, like it’s a little deep in the center.

My favourite part of the ddeokbokki: it was stuffed with cheese in the middle!! :D What a pleasant surprise~!

Of course, I was unable to finish everything, but I finished the rice & about half of the dish, which means.. . I did pretty well. 

After dinner, I walked around the area to digest. As the evening approaches, the signs appear brighter & more ppl are now wandering thru the streets. 

There is my restaurant from the outside (2nd floor). 

Street view of Kondae Tasty Street/Road. 

Every time I see these flags, I think of Itaewon lol.

Bcos I had a particular restaurant in mind when I 1st arrived here, I just went looking for it, but this area (Kondae Taste Street) has an official “entrance”, & here is what it looks like. In my opinion, it serves as a nice place to meet up with someone. The place is structured like a large web of alleys & corners, & so as a tourist, it doesn’t have an impact for me. 

Nonetheless, selca in front of the “official” entrance.

This is what you’ll see when standing underneath the banner of the entrance. 

Final thoughts/tips: In comparison to Hongdae (I’m more familiar with Hongdae bcos I’ve been there several times), I feel like there were less “non-Korean” food options here at a glance. For instance, Mexican, Vietnamese, western salad bars/bistro types of places, Thai, etc. It was mostly han-sik (or Korean cuisine). If you happen to land here unexpectedly & you wanna eat non-Korean cuisine(s) that you are interested in, whatever it may be, it might take you some time to find a suitable place.