#het is

[prokopetz]

Is there any petty sorrow more infuriating than finding a fic on AO3 that sits at the exact intersection of your most obscure ship and your most oddball kink, checking the author's profile to see what else they've done, and discovering that the piece you've just read is the sole outlier in a solid wall of Harry Potter fanfic?

[justgivemeabookplease]

Shrek 2, while a cinematic masterpiece, is also an interesting look at queerness and comp het.

Fiona is married so it's time to reunite with her parents. But instead of marrying a prince, she's married to an ogre. Not just that, but she's also an ogre. (Yes everyone knew she would sometimes be an ogre but that was when she was a child, she didn't know she would be an ogre for the rest of her life, and besides once she met the right prince she would stop being an ogre. She was supposed to stop being an ogre.)

But okay they're both ogres. We can still ask about when they'll have children because even if they're ogres they can still have kids, right? That's what married princes and princesses do so naturally that's what everyone does. Even if ogres might not be great parents (I've heard that ogres eat their young, is that something you people do?) it's still something that should be discussed.

And okay you can stay in Fiona's childhood bedroom filled with all the reminders that hey, everyone thought she was just a princess and princesses marry princes. Her toys left out from the last time she played with them. The prince slays the ogre. The princess offers a token of gratitude for slaying the ogre. Fiona wrote Mrs. Fiona Charming a million times in her diary because what else was she supposed to grow up to be?

And Harold you have to fix this, your country can't be ruled by ogres. You were unfit to rule when you were a frog but I changed you, I made you better, I made you a prince. You know how this works. Think of your daughter's safety.

Shrek goes to the Fairy Godmother and oh honey, ogres don't live happily ever after. It's just not done. It hasn't happened in all of fairy tale history. You have to change the both of you to be happy. You have to present as a prince and a princess. It will be better. You'll fit in better that way. You'll be accepted that way.

[snoopcar]

first meet

[womanman]

“We need more weird queer people” Y’all can’t handle 90% of the ways multigenders label their sexualities

[barblaz-arts]

When Gomez Addams obsesses over his tol goth wife who he calls a million pet names, everyone calls them couple goals. But when a gay lil angel does the same thing for her tol demon gf suddenly it's toxic? As if Charlie isn't such a huge enough sweetheart to deserve having someone fawn over her anyways.

[jasperyourmutt]

I love being a FREAK OF NATURE. i love being a QUEER. i love being a FAGGOT. i love being a SEX FREAK. i love being a DOG FAG. i love being TRANSGENDER. i love being SO NORMAL <333333

[god-i-hope-so]

We need a scene where the camera is on Buck's face, panting, sweaty, tired face. He's lying on his back. Then on Tommy's face, equally sweaty and panting, definitely above Buck. They're both smiling like idiots.

Tommy: "So, having second thoughts?"

Buck, licking his lips, his cheeks pink: "I'm not a quitter."

Is it sex? Of course not, it's Muay Thai. Obviously.

[latenightsinpemberley]

she's so real lmao

[misandriste]

[falafels]

kevin to neil in tfc

[cynicallyneutral]

so yesterdat i was tryna get back to drawing by drawing sns being gay (confesssion) but in the middle i was struck by dejavu, then i realized iw as basically redrawing the ‘because ur my friend’ scene

[sjonni33]

hurt (click for better quality)

ko-fi☕️ shop🎣 redbubble🪲

[esoterictboy]

wanna casually grab a girls tits while we’re around friends, grip them, rub her nipples, watch her struggle to talk without moaning, lift her shirt up so everyone can watch me cup her tits and flick her nipples. Wanna hold her legs open and slide her skirt up, pull her panties to the side so everyone can see her soft and leaking and watch me finger her while I encourage her to try and finish her sentences. When she can’t, I’ll swipe everything off the table and lay her on her back so they can all watch me fuck her stupid. Her friend will grab her tits and say, “god you’re such a slut” and she’ll just nod cause she knows it’s true. Someone will reach down to touch her between her thighs while she covers her mouth trying not to disturb the other partygoers but it’s too late. Everyone is just watching her, mouth open, tits bouncing, legs spread, stretched on my dick.

[bitchslapblastoids]

something kinda surreal and hilarious about seeing them posed with a tall generic straight white male who literally is just the actual boyfriend of a fan along for the ride

Source: @stylesdumbjokes

[hijinks-n-lowjinks]

Megumi’s face in this panel fucking kills me, that’s the face of a gay man who did not ask to be the romantic pursuit of the straightest woman in the entire manga, this was basically the exact opposite of the “oh so it’s like that” scene with his “no not in that way”

[meltesh28]

missing qijing real bad so i did a buncha qijing couple photo studies... experiencing qijing catharsis