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some tee-hee funny Engage stuff from twitter
#fe enage#Engage#yes I did marry Amber#who doubted me when I said I liked silly guys#(that said)#(if I were to play the game seriously)#(I would marry Pandreo)#but marrying Amber is funny!! so here we are#I actually found him juuuust on the wrong side of annoying until I got his wakeup event#the he made me laugh out loud and that's all it takes sometimes
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absolutely delicious flavour of edizzy is where theyre Actually Married but neither of them know it, while also being acutely aware of everything-
they celebrated 25 years of their matelotage. they are having sex on the regular. both of them think the other thinks their contract is purely for financial reasons and the sex is just fun + convenience.
#'hes just having sex with /me/ because he knows im not going to stab him in the back (literally)'#meanwhile theyre having the most tender schmoopy sex known to man because theyre both so fucking in love#(not 2 say anything abt the actual sex theyre having they can be as rough as they want itll still be tender because theyre having FEELINGS)#'of course we have a matlotage it'd be silly to not have a financial agreement when our lives are so entwined. whats mine is his'#and at the same time theyre celebrating anniversaries with blowout bashes and gifts and shit and just#theyre so fucking aware of their marriage but theyre SO STUPID about it#'but what if he doesnt like me like that' about the man whos slept next to him for decades#nyxtalks#ofmd#izzy hands#israel hands#edizzy#blackhands#anyway it ends when someone else finally points it out#classic steddyhands set up. eds talking about his relationship with izzy and stedes like 'youre married' 'yeah but not like that'#'absolutely yes like that edward- am i the other woman?????' and it takes a few days and a lot of convincing but they talk about it#and realise oh theyve been real actual married all their lives huh#que more fucking schmoopy sex. hand holding and tears and shit and maybe its a little cringe but its their wedding night ok ????????
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natalie ships are so funny to me, like stop fucking adriens family.
They’re all so fucking funny. Girl is out here pulling all the Graham de Vanilys and Agrestes. I can’t decide if she was just a third for Gabe and Emelie or if she rebounded with Gabe after Emelie and then rebounded with Amelie after Gabe. Either way it’s gold. Adrien is chill with it though.
#would- would Adrien and Felix be actual brothers/twins if Amelie and Natelie got married…#‘hi this is my cousin/step brother felix why yes we are identical’#honestly it fits for the family probably decended from british/french royalty#I think felix would be suspicious of natalie and then get to know her#miraculous ladybug#mlb#natalie sancoeur#adrien agreste#amelie graham de vanily#gabriel agreste#emilie agreste#eminath#amenath#gabenath#are those the right ship names???#my summons :)
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wait. puss in boots rei? unfulfilled dream? as.. as in. kinda like. a last wish.? like. the last puss in boots movie.? perrito garu?????
#OK BUT ANYONE WHO HAS SEEN THE LAST PUSSBOOTS MOVIE. YOU CAN SEE IT RIGHT??#THE REI WHO HAS LOST ALMOST ALL 9 OF HIS LIVES AND A GOOD BOY GARU TO KEEP HIM GROUNDED??#garu who has been thru the horrors but still maintains his loving upbeat demeanour#who would throw him away. 😢 no. we take the gkaru and we cherish them#seriously my folktale knowledge is so lacking. there has to be an actual story rei is based on yes?#mumbles while reading the wiki article... helps his commoner master marry a princess? awhua???#does that sound like something rei would want? hm. curious#i'll sit in my delusional world where rei puss in boots is the one with perrito and scawwy cool death wolf#my mind briefly entertained the idea of eiden as kitty softpaws but i couldn't imagine him fighting alongside rei at equal swordsmanship#....does REI have good swordsmanship? is he even a fighter? or is he more the type to throw flaming potions from afar#anyway yes eiden can be a street-smart smart alecky cat but can he fence? no? then no kitty softpaws for now#garu helping rei come down from a panic attack 🥺#rei has no feather on his cap. it is JUST Father. he looks like a feather until he unfurls his true form and becomes the orb atop the cap#nu carnival garu#nu carnival rei
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Stop flirting....
#btw i have zero context for *when* that pic is from in the press con#but this is the only time they talk to/about each other in the transcript#so it is my headcanon that they are the same moment 🤭🤭#but god yet another exchange i would kill someone to get the video of#it just comes off in the transcript as so old married couple bickering??????#'oh *now* youre paying attention. was the light bothering you? was it really that bad for you'#'yes it was in fact disturbing me >:('#'youre being such a baby 🙄 the light in here is just as bright“#'alright sure mr. privileged man whos in the best car. of course you wouldn't understnd my struggles 😒'#'well maybe you shoul've just backed off and let me drive 🥺 i was already beating you whats the point'#'ummm actually no you werent'#mark: i am going to shoot myself#but its sooooooo funny seb being like aww dw 🥺🥺 i was trying to build a gap 🥺🥺 to shield your sensitive eyes 🥺#CAN WE PLEASE TALK THOUGH ABOUT SEB PATTING HIS CAP !!!!!!! SOOOOOO CUTE#no matter the actual context of the pic hes still 100% being an annoying brat to nando. I just know it#race weekend over. back to the content people TRULY care about: vettonso.(😭)#f1#formula 1#sebastian vettel#fernando alonso#vettonso#2013 italian gp
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the pics of morgan and joel are from travis sanheim's wedding this weekend!
^^^me experiencing the one-two knockout punch of “oh they WERE each other’s wedding date” followed by the realization that sanny finally got married 🥹😭 cheers indeed!!!
#have i ever told you all how i have the best anons in the world because i do. you’re all so nice to me and whenever i just. yell things#you come here and answer my questions and i love you for that thank you anon. i love you. 💕💕💕#also yes i KNOW i said finally and sanny’s like what twenty five however that is a) an old bachelor by most hockey standards b) he and alex#are high school sweethearts/been together forever and are disgustingly in love thank you they’ve been married in spirit if not reality#for years now. this has no bearing on my actual personal opinions on when you should or if you should be married or how long it should take#anyway. truly deeply madly obsessed with the joel/morgan of it all now because did they have to conform to a blue suit theme and if so#joelle why were u not wearing a belt. were all the flyers in blue suit uniform because that’s what our beautiful sensible sanny could trust#them to do &if so which ones were at the wedding i WILL be investigating post-haste. i have to update my tags 1st bc i’m the future me rn#who is currently dealing with them potentially being matching wedding dates & dunking my head in tinfoil to say morgan broke up with his gf#and ohhhhh if i don’t have a five weddings fic floating around SOMEWHERE for them. god knows i have the comment marriage fic AND fantastic!#liv in the replies#travis sanheim#<- in spirit i guess because it’s about his wedding so i felt like he should be included#philadelphia flyers#joel farabee#morgan frost#<- for my own sorting purposes#ANYWAY CONGRATS SANNY HAPPY MARRIAGE WE <3 U (do have to mention that i laugh so hard every time about that post calling him a rpf void i-)#also also bc i keep adding p.s. to this i was very pleased with myself to have flat fuck tk in the reply so that the travii were present 🫶
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had my stepdad's funeral today (not my current stepdad) and hoooooo boy the abandonment issues are in full swing :)
#not a single mention of me in his obituary - as if the 15 or so years where he raised me suddebly didn't matter anymore -#- bc he and my mom were no longer married. all his current step kids were listed though :) (along with their partners/spouses)#i didn't even get to sit up front with everyone. i sat in the very back of the room in the very last row.#and you know what? i really fucking needed the comfort of my step brothers#like i was 10 again and they were the only ones standing between me and him when his temper got ugly#i got it at the end at the cemetery where we all three hugged really tight. but i still would've liked to sit beside them.#it was just like i was sort of overlooked the whole time - which in fairness i havent actually been his stepkid in 10 years#but. idk. it still hurt.#bc i also noticed it with my own parents#people are always shocked when i tell them that yes - this is my dad and this is my mom#bc they know their Other Kids. not me.#it's like a friend said: sometimes it's not the middle child that's forgotten. it's the eldest.#ok sorry rant over ive just been stewing over this all day#cj talks
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I honestly believe that every real-life love story, no matter how mundane or drama-free or "boring", is beautiful
#like a couple years ago a friend of mine told me about how she met her husband#and it was the most straightforward ordinary thing#they met at a three-day weekend event and liked each other#and on the last day of the event he went up and asked her to dinner with a few other friends#and at the dinner he sought her out specifically and made sure to show his interest#and the rest is history! they've been married over 20 years and are such a sweet couple#and then there's my parents who had been dating a while and started talking about marriage#and one day they were riding the bus together and my mom was like “yk we've been talking marriage and you haven't actually proposed to me”#and he went “well we can fix that. will you marry me?”#and she said yes and that was the proposal!#and I honestly tear up a little whenever I tell the story because it's just! it's CUTE!#all true love stories are beautiful I stand by this#elly's posts
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this is like a sadgirl pathetic post but this guy i met recently at work was like, very direct and polite in being interested in me and i've been feeling him out bc i literally do not know him well enough to have an opinion but i can't like. he is so normal and nice. hes like a nice normal guy. every time i text him he doesn't say anything weird and he's extremely nice. what the hell. he's literally so nice. WHY. does he like. me???? like what's wrong with him that he specifically is interested in me????
#this is not even a low self esteem thing but shdhsbdhsdh every girl in the world is so pretty . me??? why?????#literally the day i met him & he asked me out i barely spoke to him was mind numbingly stupid and crawled on the floor on multiple occasion#i cant text this guy bc every time i have to answer im like. this guy is so fucking normal. me??? hes interested in me???? WHY????#everyome i try to convey this to is like :// aww he thinks ur cute. stop overthinking. WHATS WRONG WITH HIM#he specifically asked me out by asking the relief nurse what my name was and she offered to give him my number if i was ok w it#I WAS AT WORK..... I JUST SAID YES...... and i was like ok this probably will not go anywhere. he probably wont even text me#he texted me while i was commuting home literally he was still doing cases........#did i mention i was digging through garbage. literally he was like sorry the surgeon yelled at u she gets so flustered and ir was like no#she yelled at me bc im stupid. did u not notice that im stupid. this guy -- NORMAL -- literally saw me at my lowest and asked me out......#brandon oscillates#brandon what abt the guy at work u had a thing for I KNOW. im so torn however sjsbdbdhdbbx we are like actually coworkers#this guy if i see him every now and then in passing occasionally in the same room. that guy is my coworker for real#it cant happen. also dbxshsdhshdhe he has a 9 yr old hes too old for me. idk his relationship status but i dont think hes married.#also hes out of my league. also my other coworker told me he thinks hes gay but that hes closeted but that coworker is filipino so#mildly homophobic. i also told him to never tell anyone else that. i dont think hes gay. whatever.#i will miss my impossible crush as my hobby but this guy is nice and ahdhs its psychopathic to give him my number and then reject his date#can u imagine#whatever. im doing high school now i guess. the relief nurse is sooo proud of herself#shdbbd literally when i came back from lunch that day my scrub was like THE DOCTOR LIKES U!!!#and i was lkke omg really??? she doesnt think im stupid???? but it was this guy. and she did still think i was stupid#u know i have concert tickets for next thursday but shdhsd i literally have had too many experiences this year#i am trying to sell tgem#personal
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#the wedding was lovely and i am so sad#managed to get most of the sad out of the way Friday and Sunday so i could be glad for them on the actual wedding day#but still. i'm going to miss her.#we always talked about living together and we never did and now we probably never will#i've got a model of married folk living together in community but i don't think they do and it has to be something you choose#her family are lovely and i was really glad to meet her friends and cousins that she talks about so often but they don't really get it#they get to have her!!! she's moving somewhere that's more convenient for literally everyone other than me! (this is not hard to do)#really good to get home and hug my dad and my little sister and have people who are my people around#was actually really good at the reception that there were a few other folk from my current town - i wasn't the only person who was#mixed joy and tears#i said something about us giving her over in my speech and they said yes that's exactly how we're feeling#but it wasn't till her husband responded to that in his speech that i started crying#everyone has been so kind to me but it has been SO good to get home#hoping i can get a bit more sleep as well. emotions are bigger when tired even though they're real still#(her cousins invited me to come stay any time and tbh i can see that living in Auckland could be actually really nice if you live where they#do. but i couldn't live where they do and do the work i want to do it is quite far away from the places in Auckland i could imagine working)#rowena adventures#btw no photos of me currently but probably some later??? not that we took many the groom had been sick the previous week and was#still pretty wiped so they got like two photos with the bridal party and ten with just them and that was it
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'jiang cheng would like a strong woman' have you considered she would probably not like him
#if a woman who demands to be treated by respect/maturity/communication meets jc it would be over before it begins#if she has a low tolerance for being yelled at mocked etc. etc. well you can see how short it'll be. even personalized gifts he failed at#he has so much to work on. the only exception is if she likes hot messes I guess and she doesn't mind being yelled at#OR if she wanted to study him like a bug. if she truly sweeps in take control of LP and starts issuing orders#AND likes jc for whatever reason. maybe THAT could work. but it HAS to be a good reason it cannot be 🥺🥺🥺 he had a sad life#or thinks his inability to communicate is sexy or whatever. man idk. I feel like any woman with the independence to choose#would see the red flags immediately and gtfo. as a sect leader he has so much authority. his wife wld possibly bein a rly dangerous positio#actually we have canonical evidence. hi wq. in a lifetime of being legendary your refusal to marry this guy#even tho it meant you'd die a starving enemy of the state is up there as one of the best <3 rest in peace#and yes living a short happy life with wn and granny and a-yuan and wwx and her family#WAS more gratifying and better for her than a long and probably miserable life being jc's obligation wife while he awkwardly does his best#to be a good husband. and fails. because I mean. he needs help and a wife is not gonna fix him. also her family and wwx are dead :/#however our girl made her choice and was spared that fate love and light rest in peace#not that she made it for herself like we know she did it for her family. but I imagine she was like WHEW dodged a bullet there#cql txp
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#warning: rant about parent ahead#I’m so so so so so empathetic to mental health struggles#like exceedingly so#but it’s just so exhausting being on the receiving end of someone’s self-loathing#and to be clear I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT ANYONE HERE#you are all my phone besties and I have so much empathy for your struggles and know that i love you all#and wish i could say the right thing to support you all always and you are always welcome to share whatever is going on#and to quote the bard herself i wish i could take the bombs in your head and disarm them#but when my mother gets into these moods she just seems to use it as a way to get a rise out of us#she’s pulling the ‘well maybe you don’t want to do x with me because it’s not fun because I’m a terrible person and you’re scared of me#and i ruin everything so maybe you would just rather i do everything alone’#and i don’t doubt she feels horrible and i know she has intrusive thoughts etc#but that is so manipulative!!!! she then puts the onus on us to reassure her that she is not!!!! But that is not what she wants!!!!#which we then do profusely and remind her that we do love her and we do do things together and whatever the fuck is the problem of the day#but of course she won’t hear it#so yes it makes us scared of her because we are always worried we’re going to say the wrong thing in a given moment!!!!#i just shut the fuck up at all times now#but my dad tries to use reason with her and of course it just ends in her lashing out and projecting all this shit on him#’oh you maybe you actually hate me maybe you want to leave me’ etc#THEY’VE BEEN MARRIED DECADES HE’S THE MOST LOYAL AND KINDEST PERSON IN THE WORLD HE NEVER ONCE HAS#i honestly don’t know how he lets this roll off his back because i am so fed up with it#It’s just so so so so hard because one minute she’s ‘herself’ and the other she’s this inferno#and we just have to ride whatever wave she’s on and it sucks all the air out of the room#it’s like the one and only time i tried to very gently bring up that something she said was hurtful *after she’d brought it up herself*#she went on a ‘oh I’m a terrible person/terrible parent’ rant and it then turned into me reassuring her that she isn’t#i was just trying to show her how the language/behaviour she uses was hurtful to me#so anyway that was lesson learned that even if she invites it i will never speak of it and luckily she hasn’t since and that was years ago#But it’s just… i know bad thoughts can’t be helped and again i feel so much pain on her behalf for what she struggles with#and i wish i could help but there’s absolutely nothing i can do#AND SHE’S GONE OFF ALL HER MEDS SO THE ONE SOURCE SHE DID HAVE ISN’T THERE ANYMORE EITHER
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On the one hand, if Marquis Yan hadn't been such a deadbeat Jiujiu then maybe Prince Yu would have been a better candidate for Emperor. On the other hand we saw what being a good candidate for Emperor with a powerful and involved uncle did for Prince Qi, so possibly Marquis Yan actually prolonged Prince Yu's life and saved his kid.
#seriously Yan Que is so lucky in Yujin#he left that baby alone with xie yu!#(and coparents)#I'd say that's worse than leaving a kid along with the empress and emperor but xie yu actually has a perfect childrearing record#that's what three excellent coparents will do for you#you can be Xie Yu and still go three for three on lovely children#i mean I know that we don't actually know how Yan Que ended up estranged from his sister and how much access he'd have had to prince yue if#he'd tried but consider she is lonely and isolated and really wants support for her son!#and she was sixteen when she married into the palace! and he calls her a disgrace just for being slightly evil#like are his sister and her kid exactly his responsibility? no. am I being unfair? yes. but damn dude!!! you give up on literally everyone#but he's so dismissive of them and also so absent in Yujin's life it's not hard for me to be like well MAYBE#if you'd bothered to contribute you'd actually have some influence here >:(#nif for block
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LAPoem's Mirotic cover................ Cassies wake up this is our Forestella moment
#tvxq#dbsk#yes i got my hands on the Immortal Song performances what are you going to do about it#finally some real f*cking music from real f*cking musicians that sh*t f*cked!!!!!!!!!!!!!! severely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#pulling some Mozart countertenor sh*t shut the f*ck up#now i need an actual Forestella cover bc they would kill it but Woorim's in the military like he hasn't already served by#1. marrying Yuna and 2. merely existing. f*ck them fr we have been robbed#don't get me started on KARDI's Rising Sun cover Yunho was living his best dream with that. JD1 and HUG was cute af#but then again the original is cute af so#ASEUL subunit Wrong Number Cassies we also won with that Yunho's girlfriend has returned!!!!!!!!!! Seulgi has returned#stable vocals amen and amen. put it on Spotify i'll stream the sh*t out of it#ONF and KYHD......................... definitely turned it into a ONF song. like pre-release single off comeback album ONF song#i'm too emotionally attached to KYHD to give their version multiple listens tho sorry kids. good job#ZB1 went for a very 00s hiphop tape vibe for TWUA (closer to the original) which was nice. except these boys are not sexy in#any way despite the choreo they look pocket sized in that leather. i would not hesitate before putting them in my pocket#they won the the Immortal Song ep tho which uh. not sure how that happened but ykw i'll give them the win they're cute + they're#rookies and they came out here and got in studio Cassies to like them. congratulations
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wait is jaejin really married?? there's like almost no mention when it comes to his marriage
yes! jaijin and i are infact married despite our age difference and the fact we live on different continents and have never met in person. 💛
#ok actually yes he is married but he keeps that part of his life private which i respect#curse you jaijin and the fact you didn't wait for me to come back to korea so we could have a romantic meeting 💔#when the news was announced i was depressed for like a month even though i have a boyfriend LOL#my parasocial relationship with him his different OK? sometimes he replies to my cringy comments with bt21 stickers 🥰#i'm half joking#.... or am I#just know that i'm mentally ill about him#and in general#my emotional support old man#ask
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WAIT YOU'VE READ 31 DAYS!?
I am still on it!
I sadly didn’t had much time but I am currently on chapter 10 and I must say...
I LOVE IT.
The writing is good, the characters act like in the show (well..with those special circumstances) and I like the way that the story goes!
Although I do not ship Strickmar but I still love this because Strickler and Gunmar actually act like they should! (I must say the fluff is still cute)
Anyways... I’ve actually read the 'spin-offs'? I don’t know how to call them but the small storys that play before/during 31 Days, they are also good written!
(And I love how Blinkys brother just wanted to make him mad by drawing or writing things into his books-... Or the Emu chapter, god that was funny. Aaaand Stricklers card that he send to Barbara I can't, It's so dorky and cute and so much in character! And Gunmar 'protecting' his mate is actually also cute-)
#trollhunters#walter strickler#toa strickler#barbara lake#toa trollhunters#stricklander#strickler#waltolomew stricklander#gunmar the black#trollhunters Gunmar#toa gunmar#strickmar-#yes actually strickmar#I don’t really like this ship bc ..well we all know Strickler must be forced into it#but I like how it's done in the story.. technically he had a choice and I love how he questions it#like “man why did I save this stupid child and got married to a big brute-”#I have the feeling that Strickler enjoys his high position#I love how he acts like he is in control of everything when he is with Jim and then we see his tiredness in the darklands#the way he literally almost slept every day bc he was so tired in the beginning#Like I said I am a Stricklake shiper and I will probably never let ho of it BUT I like this fic!#It's nice and I am happy when I finally get to read more#but then I have to wait for next chapter...nooooo
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