#himbo!Colin

[caslutz]

Ted Lasso Text Posts: Part #7

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[milfloverobisanya]

afc richmond during richmond v. west ham [3x04] as textposts

[trentcrimmisgay]

i’ve been clearing out old screenshots in my camera roll but i have ted lasso brain rot so you all have to see what they made me think of (part five. more posts)

[giddyaunt425]

I love how the classic Doctors always have to have that himbo episode.

[ultrabrite-dl]

Ted Lasso Season 3 Episode 9 in memes because this show makes me happy

Ted Lasso 3×09

I smiled the whole time while watching it, needed to meme the whole thing

[sea-owl]

You know, lowkey, I kinda want an au where Colin, after trying the rake lifestyle his brothers swear by he says to himself, this lifestyle sucks and I'm not happy. Let me find some new influences and friends.

Sadly, the ton was full of men like his brothers, and Colin's quest to find some new friends was not going well. Then one day he ran into one Mr. Albion Finch and one Mr. Harry Dankworth. Neither men were that popular in the ton but he found they were a lot happier than most others.

Both Albion and Harry were naturally happy people who preferred going to Gunter's over White's. Both also shared a love of food like Colin. Tea times has become much more exciting ever since Colin, Albion, and Harry have started bringing different foods they have found for the others to try.

Colin soon found himself spending more and more time with these two gentlemen over his old school friends, and he finds he's happier. He finds he cares less about what some others think of him. Oh, he still craves his brothers' approval, which probably won't go away, but he's coming to terms he doesn't have to be like them. Even if they don't take him seriously, his dear friend Penelope does.

It's at a ball he spots his dear friend with her family when Albion and Harry both stare in her direction as well.

"Colin, who is that?" Albion asked, mesmerized. Harry just kept staring in the same direction as the Featheringtons.

"Baron Featherington and his family," Colin said. He gestures to the women of the family. "Lady Featherington, Miss Prudence Featherington, Miss Philippa, and Miss Penelope."

"Could you perhaps introduce us?"

[ridingtedlassosjetskimustache]

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Penelope: How do I get out of the friendzone?

Colin: Oh my God, who dared to put my best friend in there???

[aq2003]

colin is not a himbo i REFUSE to let anyone out here call him a himbo the term you are looking for is "sopping wet cat left in a box and kicked down the stairs"

[oddmediaforall101]

I just had a though. All of these mfs..are LITERALLY THIS IMAGE.

LIKE ALL THE OTHERS ARE SO GORGEOUS BUT THEN THERES COLINS CRAZY ASS BLUE ENERGY TAKING EYES ITS KILLINNGG MEEEE (no disrespect tho hes my bbg🫶)

That’s all thank you

[thetarttfuldickhead]

Isaac hosts the team’s Eurovision party, because he’s the captain, isn’t he, and he wants this done right. Everyone’s given a country to cheer for and encouraged to bring appropriate snacks. Maybe dress the part.

Everyone is very careful not to assume that Colin is more into this than anyone else, but Colin finds himself thoroughly enjoying leaning into this particular gay stereotype simply because he finally fucking can. Him and Jamie is having the best time making snide remarks about everyone’s contributions; Jamie focuses on the outfits, Colin on the performances.

Roy was not going to say a fucking word (he wasn’t even going to come, but he was tricked) but three songs in someone is just so utterly fucking wrong that he has to speak up. Yell, really. Then he can’t stop. Jamie is delighted by this, and starts offering even more outrageous thoughts just to see what will get Roy going.

Sam is politely skeptical of this whole Euro-centric weird thing. Dani wonders how music could ever be a competition. Bumbercatch has insane inside knowledge (or just plain old conspiracy theories) about the secret political machinations backstage. Richard was appointed the United Kingdom and just flat out refuses.

Ted and Beard sit a little to the side. Ted doesn’t really get any of it, but is curious rather than judgemental. Beard obviously knows so much about the competition, and occasionally offers little tidbits of information. He won’t admit what his favourite song is.

There’s some confusion about why one of the hosts is the spitting image of Rebecca.

[caslutz]

Ted Lasso Text Posts: Part #8 (AFC Himbo’s version)

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[milfloverobisanya]

isaac: where's coach beard?

roy: oh, who knows? i don't even know where he lives.

jamie: he doesn't live at ted’s?

colin: i’ve always pictured him in a lighthouse

[trentcrimmisgay]

the idea of ted going back to kansas make anyone else really stressed? like he’s going back to henry of course, but also: back to his complicated relationship with his emotionally unavailable mother and his ex wife who left him for their therapist with whom she’s currently in a relationship with? besides henry, what waits for him?

and left behind is a found family full of people who would die for him (sam’s line about this was a joke, but you can’t tell me those himbos wouldn’t kill if not die for ted lasso, rebecca would definitely hire a hit man for ted, and don’t get me started on beard, roy, and trent)? and ADDITIONALLY, since ted mentioned her last episode, i’m assuming he’s still seeing doctor sharon. i’m not up to speed on how this works, but i feel like she’s not able to be his therapist if he goes back (this could be wrong, but if it’s not, then color me concerned, it seems like he still really needs her. where was she was he was hiring a PI to follow his ex wife?)

and if BEARD stays in london? truly, what is waiting for ted on the other side save for henry, a child, who needs his dad to fill his own cup first, and is too young to be any kind of real emotional support to his fragile father.

i trust the writers, truly. so if they convince me this week that ted needs to go back to kansas, alright. but at the moment, i am wary

[instantcaramel]

Boys boys boys

[eg515]

Himbo Family Dinner: Richard's little dance, Jan and Richard's hug, Colin being a dork, Van Damme's iconic outfit