#hmmmmmmmmm...

[skylarbee]

i've just found this out (forgive my ignorance)... does anyone remember those pictures of peacocks miles would post in his stories pre-cts? 👀 of course later on we found out that they were hinting at the peacock-y sounds at the beginning of 'don't let it get you down'... but who's to say this was their only significance? 🧐

[ottisbuns]

Did I fucking eat today?

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[thatnununguy]

dress to impress 2010 edition

[akanemnon]

Well that complicates things...

FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT

MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

[vemathie]

warnings: smut (mdni), thigh humping, fem!reader.

thigh humping vi because she just wanted to have a nice, chill cuddle session with you but instead she got you all worked up in her lap sprawled out on the worn-out couch and you couldn't even help yourself :((

vi just wanted some comfort. laying down with you after such a stressful day, tangling her fingers in your hair and drifting off with your head warming her chest. no more, no less.

but it seems like your brain had different plans of how to spend the night with your lovely girlfriend. because her chest's so firm and comfy, and you can feel her heart thumping gently against her ribs. big, protective arms wrapping around you, her hand stroking your skin like you're the most precious thing to ever exist—to her, you're everything and more.

she notices that your breath catches, and your nose nudges into her neck when her fingers rest lightly on your hip, moving in slow, lazy circles. notices how your legs shift (you're so bad at subtlety, but she’ll let you get away with it), trapping her thigh beneath you, pussy clad in just some flimsy lace panties. and then—oh—oh. the first slow roll of your hips against her bare thigh. her breath stutters. eyes crack open, half-lidded, just in time to catch your guilty little face.

her brain’s like, shit am i dating a horndog? simple answer to a simple question: yes. yes, she totally is.

and she's gotta indulge you, doesn't she? there’s no saying no to that sweet, needy little whimper. not when she's disgustingly in love with you. so, of course, she lets you. guides your hips with firm, calloused hands, back and forth, thinking about how good it'd feel to actually fuck you if you weren't so desperate and impatient to get off. listening to your ah–hah, vi, fuck, all breathy and broken now. your knees start burning with the friction against the couch as you get more and more riled up picking up the pace.

tits pressed to her chest, your hard nipples rubbing against hers. moans turning so fucking loud and high-pitched vi’s glad no one's around to hear the shameless sounds her sweet girl does.

her loud groan surprises her when your mouth crashes into hers. messy. wet. sloppy. her fingers dig into your ass, arm cradling your thigh, pulling you harder against her, hips rocking up to meet yours. fuck, you got her turned on too. and now she can feel the soft tickle of your bush brushing the skin of her thigh. “hmm, hah,” she hums when your tongue slips into her mouth, she completely forgot what she was thinking. your tongue playing with hers is way better than whatever dumb thing she could've said.

it doesn’t take long (she knew it when your hips started slacking off) to have your body's shuddering as you cum, soaking through your panties, and leaving a sticky, damp mess on her thigh. you bury your flushed face in her neck, trying to hide from the fact that you just came all over her, as if you weren't the one who started it all. she just laughs, low and teasing, pressing a soft kiss to your temple.

“could’ve just said you wanted to fuck,” she murmurs—ugh, the smug bastard she is—hands still gripping your hips while your legs shake against her. not that she’s complaining. not even a little.

“i didn't wanna fuck,” you whisper, voice all offended, like she’s got some nerve even suggesting that. you just wanted to have a moment. ’s not your fault she’s so hot and her strong thigh makes your pussy wet, right?

[loviely]

i know i'd look for you in every universe but would you look for me? would you leave me there too?

[dykesevika]

some of my arcane oc stuff !! :3

[eurodynamic]

ETHAN PAGE WWE NXT | June 18, 2024

[ihopeicanchangethislater05]

soo i was watching season 2 ep 15 for my tie series alright,

now wilson is confronting house for stealing his food

he has this cute sticky note on his box

now tell me

how am i supposed to believe that THIS is his handwriting when ive seen this menace on the writing board and in that letter to kutner

this does NOT seem like my babygirl's handwriting

what if wilson got someone else to write that note on an extra box that was meant for house to steal cos he knew that house wouldnt admit to wanting his tasty food

[froog-water]

that rabbit lady? yeah she's pretty chill

[zillychu]

BOY it sure is great when ur illegally downloaded boyfriend comes with absolutely no drawbacks whatsoever :)

[false-eye-depin]

how do we feel about this man. is this anything

[dimitriblunt]

DEDUE NATION WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK????????????

[verycoolsnails]

Also why is kinari holdingthe Great Britain flag. Box. Thing .

O WAIT ITS A SHEEKC. SHERLOCK AND WATSON THEME ......... I feel like I should've noticed that earlier (the event is called code:watson) but I'm just dense like that ig

[chipper-smol]

sometimes i wake up with a weird stomachache that it turns me off of eating for the better part of the day

and sometimes i treat myself to some icecream before bed

obviously these things are not related

^ the words of a silly goose

[daily-trey]

[loud crash noises, cat yowling, screaming]

HAPPY BDAY TREY

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