#hmo list

[hecateisalesbian]

Alright you asked for it so here it is.

Jae’s unofficial official hear me out list/cake, with some explanations on it.

No specific order to them because I don’t feel like doing it

Okay, so ranking number one on the list (and by that I just mean its the first thing I added) is

Tim and Moby, from Brainpop

I know what you’re gonna say. “Jae, these aren’t hear me outs!” and you’re right they’re kinda not. But idk some people told me I was weird so they’re on here anyways. Rainbow please don’t hit me with a brick. Moby is one of many robots on here, btw. Also, Tim in that one episode where he had messy hair and was ill? Woof.

number two, in the more tame spectrum, Washington from Liberty Kids.

yes like the first American president. Also not really a hear me out but he’s an old man so sue me okay. Also note that I’ve never once’s watched a single second of Liberty kids, I put him on here purely because of a thirst edit I saw on my fyp. So. Clearly I’m easily persuaded.

number three, Pleakley from Lilo and Stitch

You know it is a little concerning that we’re this far in and it’s all been men. Hm. this doesn’t get an explanation but do know that whenever I say Pleakley I never mean that ugly straight cis man in the new live action. I hate that live action

number four is. not really explainable. just. the I Am Lorde Ya Ya Ya tiktoker.

number five, staying pretty average I feel like, Bernard from the first The Santa Clause movie.

He may be a minor but so am I and also I actually think he’s like 16,000 years old so. age gap!!!!! Something about those jingle bells does it for me, idk

Honorable mentions for those personally on the list. Mentions include: one of my friends Grandma, affectionately called Yaya; my gay guy best friend’s step mom, an absolute baddie; and my first ever crush in first grade. Jacob, if you’re reading this. Um. Hi??? Haven’t seen you in like ages so…

anyways!

next up, I’m just gonna go ahead and compile all the rest generally attractive people into below because they aren’t really hear me outs but I put them anyways bc they’re sexy af

Kamala Harris, the first female president in my heart, white cis boy Fred Jones, I think he should snort a line just once, baddie calhoun, how on earth did Felix bag her?, and Charming, my egotistical fairy man ❤️ is it obvious I have a thing for blondes yet?

okay, diving into slightly more unconventional humans,

Silco, from Arcane

OKAY NO WAIT BEFORE YOU COME AT ME SAYING HES CONVENTIONALLG ATTRACTIVE—

he technically is, HOWEVER. I want silco DISGUSTING EYE and all. I want it OOZING. Take the foundation off, let me see the rotten burned dead flesh and that sickly little eye. Ohhh the things I’d do to him 😍😍😍😍 he’s top of the list for Arcane Characters I’d like to—

NEXT UP. Keeping up with the Shrek theme from earlier;

Yeah okay, this one is pretty bad. But liek, stick with me here okay. For every scene except for that weird gross toe curling scene I can actually see the appeal. If he wasn’t suck a little freak /derogatory I could get down with him.

Another honorable mention are the two boys from Leap + that one girl. I’ve heard the movie is called Ballerina now too? Don’t know what that’s all about honestly but regardless

Yeah. Anyways!

Keeping with conventionally attractive but like. for what it is.

green purple and brown m&ms! I think they should start a polycule honestly. Does this really need explaining? (Also give green back her heels)

Potentially conventionally attractive? Yama from The Emperor’s New Groove

Not really an explanation for this honestly

um, what number are we on again?

Okay, crappy cgi aside, this movie was actually so good. This was like. My childhood. Sharkboy and Lavagirl my beloveds. <3

technically conventionally attractive but the god awful CGI can make that hard to see so slight honorable mention I suppose 🙏

in keeping with my promise of more robots from earlier, next up is Roz and Vontra!

I actually read The Wild Robot when I was in elementary school and seeing this movie in theatres healed me in a way I didn’t know could happen. Up until Vontra appeared in screen and started flirting with Roz, then all I could think about was Yuri for about an entire week straight. Then again, when am I not thinking about Yuri? And don’t even start with me, I full heatedly believe Roz and Vontra should’ve made out for like. Atleast five minutes. Toxic robot yuri my BELOVED.! Anyways Vontra and Roz, Vontra ESPECIALLY made me understand why love robots exist. And let’s just say, if Vontra was a human? Oh my god I’d be even more down bad than I already am. Not that I need her to be a human to think about her iykwim 😍

these next few are more of a hear me out in a romantically sense than anything else, simply bc they’re animals and idk it feels a little weird for me to think of them like that. That being said

FLIGHT ATTENDANT Daffy Duck along with Petey and Dogman from Dogman. Listen, regular Daffy Duck is like. Just a Duck. But FLIGHT ATTENDANT Daffy Duck? Now there’s a gal I can appreciate. Also, technically Dogman is half human but like I don’t wanna think about making out with a dog face, that’s weird. Now if they were human than that’s different. Personality wise tho they’re my hear me outs if that makes sense? Especially Petey. Classic tale of do i like him or do i just relate to him more than I should? Hmm. Also this fanart is hilarious as hell

Finally, wrapping up the “human” category of this HMO list;

you know him

you love him

itsssssss

THOMAS JEFFERSON MIKU BINDER!

No I will not be elaborating and yes I did introduce my history teacher to this.

stay tuned for the next part with non-human things that will be much more entertaining and probably a lot more absurd and freaky >:D

[greygilberti]

Wondering if I'm the only freak that has the hots for Walter Skinner but not wanting to look him up because I just started season 4, and I don't want spoilers

[briandraws]

whgat about canonical tummy havers: Star Trio. I swear the ragdoll physics just make them look even softer.

And the fact that 4 fantasizes about cuddling with the ASMRs he listens to. The one in SMG4 simulator even has the asmr lady saying like“hug me, hug me…squuiiiish” and that makes 4 start crying? 4 canonically wants to be cuddled and squeezed and called a good boy so bad. ..

4's desperately craving a wifey (pspsps @bluestrawberrybunny come get your wife)

Also lowk I would shove my face into Mario's stomach and squeeze them love handles of his ouhg

[goldennika]

i really enjoy having more control over my time and work since becoming a freelancer/consultant but man do i miss the high HMO benefits that comes with being part of a large corporation

[fuck-em-up-your-grace]

I’m convinced my hear me out list is not that bad but apparently. it is.

[hayatheauthor]

Can you post something about different kinds of soulmates? The name on the wrist or red strings are nice but a little overused, maybe. Idk. Do you have anything different?

50 Types of Soulmates in Literature

The soulmate trope might feel pretty cliche to most but I love exploring them (great short story material, esp if you want to twist it into horror/thriller/non romance). Thanks for the ask! I hope this list is what you were looking for: 

Fate-Driven Soulmates

1. Shared Dreams – They meet in their dreams every night/[idea] after they turn [age].

2. Reincarnation– They reincarnate in every era and are destined to meet each time.

3. Aura Bonds – Their auras [change] when they’re near each other.

4. Mirror Messages – They see the other’s face in the mirror when they turn [age].

5. Starbound – Their soulmate’s birth constellation forms on them after their first meeting.

6. Heartbeat Match – Their pulses sync when they meet and get more uneven when they’re apart after that.

7. Shared Memories – They have flashbacks of past lives together.

8. The First Words – Their first spoken words to each other are tattooed on their skin.

9. Fragrance – They recognise each other by a unique scent only one’s soulmate carries (i.e. in the world you can only smell roses on your soulmate).

10. Scars – They have matching scars in the same place since their birth.

11. Colour - They only start seeing colour after meeting their soulmate. Can be changed to sound, touch, smell, etc.

Cultural Soulmates

12. Mehndi Marks - In Indian/Middle Eastern cultures, your soulmate’s name appears in your mehndi/henna.

13. Karmic Threads - In Buddhist traditions, invisible karmic bonds pull them toward one another.

14. Feng Shui Alignment – Their energies perfectly balance according to the Feng Shui elements.

15. Ancestor's Blessing – Their names are revealed through a ritual that summons past ancestors.

16. Name in Flames – In some folk traditions, a fire ceremony reveals their soulmate’s initials in the embers.

17. Feather Match – They exchange feathers that later glow when their soulmate is near.

18. Shared Songlines – In Aboriginal traditions, their paths align on the same Songline.

19. Palm Reading Prophecy – Their soulmate’s features or initials are foretold in their palm lines.

20. Dance of Fate – In certain cultures, a soulmate is revealed during a traditional dance when they naturally pair up.

21. Persian Tea Leaves – Their names appear during tea-reading rituals.

Object-Based Soulmates

22. Lock and Key – Everyone is born with a keyhole shape. When you turn [age] you’re blessed with a key that only fits into your soulmate.

23. Shared Journal – They write in the same journal without knowing how.

24. Twin Trinkets – When born, each person receives a magical [trinket]. Your soulmate has its twin. 

25. Compass of Love – A compass always points them toward their soulmate.

26. Two Halves – They carry two halves of the same [object].

27. Enchanted Maps – A map updates itself with their location when they’re near.

28. Eternal Rings – Rings burn hot or glow when their soulmate is close.

29. Song – When they turn [age] they hear a song sung in their soulmate’s voice. (Interesting: in this world, MC hears nothing. They think they don’t have one, rly their soulmate is just mute). 

Connection Through Nature

30. Tree of Life – Their world has a special garden you go to when you’re [age]. In the garden, a tree starts to grow when two soulmates are near. Note: if they ‘break up’ or one dies, the tree wilts and dies too.  

31. Blooming Flowers – When your soulmate is born, you get a flower bud [different for each]. When you meet the first time, this bud goes into full bloom. If you pass without meeting, it dies. This continues till you actually meet, and the flowers finally [fall off?]

32. Animal Guides – At birth you’re assigned a spirit animal who leads you to your soulmate when the time is right. (Ooh maybe your spirit animals are soulmates too OR hmo: they’re enemies! You haven’t met your soulmate yet because your spirit animals are doing everything to keep you [and themselves] apart). 

33. Shifting Shadows – Their shadows always reach toward the other. When you sleep, your shadows break away and meet each other. 

34. Bound by Seasons – They only meet during a specific season each year. Kind of like a Divergent ‘born into a season’ thing. (But what if a Summer and Winter end up being fated? But they can’t survive in each other’s seasons. [omg Tinkerbell] lol). 

35. Ocean Whispers – It’s said if you go to the ocean’s shore and say something there your soulmate will hear it when they go to the shore. (MC’s soulmate hates the ocean. They’ve never been. One day they finally go, and sit for hours as they listen to messages from their soulmate, who apparently lives by the ocean and has been calling to them every night). 

36. Star-Written Names – When you turn [age] only you see a name written in the stars. That’s your soulmate’s name.

Unconventional Soulmate Tropes

37. Memory Keepers – One soulmate is bound to forget each other in each new life, and the other is fated to remember and find them. The other only remembers if and when they meet. 

38. Parallel Lives – They exist in parallel universes but see glimpses of each other via [plot].

39. Shared Illness – They feel each other’s pain, sickness, and recovery.

40. Shared Mortality – They can only die when they’re together.

41. The Final Wish – When you turn [age] you get to make a wish and your soulmate has to fulfil it in order for you to meet.

42. The Sacrificial Lamb – One is destined to save the other through ultimate sacrifice.

43. The Time Loop – They’re stuck in a loop, meeting repeatedly until they get it right.

44. Dual Souls – They share one soul in two bodies, feeling incomplete without the other.

45. The Undying and the Mortal – One reincarnates endlessly, always finding their soulmate, if they fail to find them, their soulmate will not reincarnate and die forever. Except, you don’t know who’s the immortal one. 

46. Time Stopper: Time stops when you’re with your soulmate. It starts again when you’re apart. 

Sense-Based Soulmates

47. Sight: When you close your eyes you can see what they’re seeing. 

48. Warmth: You feel physically cold everytime you’re without your soulmate. Your heart turns colder every year, till when you’re [age] you both die if you haven’t met.  

49. Colour: You can’t see your soulmate’s eye/hair colour till your first meeting. The issue: they don’t know the colour, so often overlook this change. (Many resort to checking a colour chart every day till they see a new colour). 

50. Touch: You can’t feel anything till your soulmate touches you for the first time. Everything simply feels like its weight, not texture. 

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[itoshiierae]

Hii i LOVE ur writing sm ugh!!!! i also have a req so pls hmo.. (I thhink this would look good in headcanon format) so ur describing ur type to them(u both have crushes on each other) and its the exact opposite of them, but in the end u tell them u were just joking and that they are ur type

I rlly wanna see this with Bachira, Barou, Gagamaru, Chigiri and maybe pre wc Kunigami<33

˚₊۶ৎ˙⋆ not your type (except… maybe he is) 𓂃⋆.˚

──★ ˙🧷 ̟ !!

ᡣ𐭩 ft: bachira meguru, barou shoei, gagamaru gin, chigiri hyoma & (pre-wc)kunigami rensuke

ᡣ𐭩 notes: hii there and aww thank you!!! 🥹🩷 anyway, this was sooo much fun to write omg. i loved the chaos of making them spiral a little before giving them the relief they deserve HAHAH <33 btw i tried doing this in headcanon format like you requested!!! c:

ᡣ𐭩 cw: mutual pining, light angst ( but fluffy ending! ), light teasing, barou might seem ‘harsh’, mentions of body type and appearance preferences, eventual fluff

♡ BACHIRA MEGURU ♡

𖦹 you say it without thinking, “i like quiet, serious guys. y’know, mysterious types who barely smile.”

𖦹 and he just… freezes. like straight up stops swinging his legs, leans back slowly, blinks at you like you just insulted his entire bloodline.

𖦹 “so like… not me?” his voice goes all awkward and small, like he’s trying so hard to sound chill but he’s already spiraling inside.

𖦹 he starts sulking. draws a sad little monster on the table with his finger — doesn’t say anything. doesn’t make eye contact. just wilts in real time like you personally broke his spirit. won’t even look up when you call his name — just keeps doodling his tragic little guy, like he’s going through a breakup you didn’t know you were part of.

𖦹 so obviouslyyy, you push him a little further by saying: “no offense, but you literally talk to your shoes when you’re bored.”

𖦹 after hearing that, he looks genuinely offended. like his jaw slightly dropped, blinking at you as if you just told him his dog ran away and then he turns back to his little monster drawing & makes it even sadder.

𖦹 you let the tension simmer for just a second more, then finally crack a smile, laughter curling at the edges of your voice. “i’m just messing with you... you’re totally my type.”

𖦹 he pauses — stunned — like he seriously didn’t expect you to say that out loud. the sad monster he’d drawn???? now suddenly has hearts for its eyes. “you little liar,” he whispers, fighting a smile. “say it again.”

𖦹 and when you do??? he throws himself at you in a hug and won’t let go for like another 3 hours.

♡ BAROU SHOEI ♡

𖦹 it starts with a joke you didn’t mean to land: “… y’know i like laid-back guys who are chill & someone who doesn’t care too much about appearances.”

𖦹 he deadass stops mid-sip of his overpriced protein shake and just blinks at you like you spoke a forbidden language.

𖦹 his eye twitches like you’ve just personally disrespected his gym splits, his skincare, and the 17-step hair routine he claims he doesn’t have. “…what the hell did you just say?”

𖦹 “wait so… you seriously want a guy who doesn’t groom himself!!?” he mutters, practically spiraling, listing off how those kinds of men probably don’t floss, don’t moisturize, and — with full offense — are just plain disgusting. “low standards,” he scoffs, as if you were the one who needed to reevaluate your life.

𖦹 he’s seething on the outside, sulking on the inside — muttering that ‘you just don’t know what’s good for you.’

𖦹 so after dragging it out justtt enough, you laugh and reassure him, “i’m joking. i actually like guys who take care of themselves…. that means you’re exactly my type, barou...”

𖦹 he immediately scoffs. clicks his tongue and then glares at you before saying, “tch... you better not say stupid shit like that again.”

𖦹 but he’s blushing all the way down to his collarbone. half-hiding behind his protein shake like it could shield his pride. you could tell that his entire mental system just crashed, and you know he’s probably gonna replay this moment mid-set at the gym later, scowling while angrily curling dumbbells.

♡ GAGAMARU GIN ♡

𖦹 “i like pretty boys... yknow, those that are skinny, delicate, almost as if the wind could carry them away….” it slips out mid-convo, lighthearted and harmless

𖦹 or so you think. you don’t mean it seriously. it’s just a throwaway preference, a passing comment you figured he wouldn’t take personally

𖦹 but gagamaru pauses mid-sip of his drink and then glances down at his six-foot-something wall of a body, the kind that could body slam a tree and he’d probably win.

𖦹 then he looks at his hands — big, calloused, rough — almost as if they’ve betrayed him. you watch in real time as his soul briefly leaves his body.

𖦹 and worst of all? he’s not even sulking. he’s just… solemn. he stares straight into the void and mutters under his breath, “guess i’ll go learn ballet or something…”

𖦹 you panic because no way??? he’s not even joking. the man is spiraling, full gentle-giant overthinking mode unlocked, and you’re scrambling to stop him before he ACTUALLY signs up for a modern dance elective.

𖦹 you laugh, reach for his hand, and lean in just enough to murmur,“…gagamaru, no. i was only teasing… you’re exactly my type.”

𖦹 he immediately freezes like someone just pressed pause on him. and then, slowly, the softest smile unfurls across his face. it’s not his usual blank-faced calm — this one’s hopeful, warm, basically the kind that makes you want to melt into his hoodie and never leave.

𖦹 his voice cracks faintly. “you’re serious?” like he’s trying to hold back the smile tugging at his lips, just in case it’s a joke.

𖦹 afterwards he lets out a breath you didn’t realize he’d been holding, then starts grinning — all goofy charm and too-big emotions crammed into one oversized frame. “okay. good. ’cause i was about to buy eyeliner.”

♡ CHIGIRI HYOMA ♡

𖦹 “i’m into super tall, muscular guys. yknow like those bodybuilder types….” you say it without thinking — casual, teasing, maybe even just to see his reaction. but the moment those words leave your mouth??? oh, you’ve just triggered something in him.

𖦹 chigiri immediately stopped whatever he was doing initially. his expression doesn’t even change at first — he just freezes. and then: “…so you’re saying… you want a guy who can squat me?”

𖦹 his voice came out flat. unimpressed. offended on behalf of every race he’s ever run. “yeah, basically,” you say, just to be annoying.

𖦹 he side-eyes his own legs like they’ve failed him. and the fact that they’ve carried him through national matches & broken records — but apparently, they’re not ‘squat-my-girl’ worthy. “i could sprint you into the next century,” he mutters under his breath, “but okay.”

𖦹 he starts tying and untying his ponytail, trying to look all unbothered — but you can clearly see the crack in his cool facade. the silent fluster. the subtle pout. the internal monologue of ‘so what if i’m not six-foot-five? i have definition. i have stamina. i have quads built by god.’

𖦹 “… you really like those types, huh?” he asks it too casually — like a test. almost as if he wants to see if you’ll actually say it again.

𖦹 satisfied with his reaction, that’s when you finally lean in and say: “not really... i actually like pretty, fast guys with killer legs… so you’re literally my type, hyoma.”

𖦹 he malfunctions on the spot. tries to play it cool, but fails miserably. then he mumbles something like, “…tch. whatever.” but his ears??? red. his neck??? flushed. his hands??? suddenly became too fidgety… and the second you’re not looking? he’s smiling to himself like an idiot the entire day.

𖦹 later that night, he sends you a post-workout mirror selfie. shirt half-damp, towel slung over his shoulder, muscles flexing just right with the caption that reads “still not tall enough?”

𖦹 and you???? you almost combust on the spot.

♡ KUNIGAMI RENSUKE ♡

𖦹 “…honestly, i like bad boys. cocky, unhinged, the kind that makes your friends worry.” you say it with a grin — playful, but laced with just enough bite to make him pause. and kunigami???? oh, he takes it personally.

𖦹 “so someone like… barou?” he doesn’t even say it sarcastically. it’s genuine confusion like he’s already doing mental gymnastics trying to understand how you ended up liking the complete opposite of everything he is. and then it begins — the spiral.

𖦹 he starts listing his own good qualities like you’re about to file a complaint: “i cook. i clean. i floss. i don’t fight strangers unless i’m legally allowed to. i hold doors open for people—”

𖦹 and then his voice just trails off and he immediately goes quiet like something in him just deflated a little.

𖦹 “…guess i’m not your type, then.” he says it so softly it actually hurts a little.

𖦹 until you lean in and say with a small, almost mischievous smile, “nah… i was just messing with you.” and then — without even letting him recover — you drop the real one: “i actually like guys with strong morals. and a killer body. and guess what???? that’s literally you.”

𖦹 you could’ve SWEAR that the sunlight got brighter after that. he blinks at you — once, twice, mouth slightly parted like he genuinely didn’t expect that coming from you.

𖦹 “…wait. wait you’re serious?”

𖦹 you nod, and that’s when he turns red. not just a light blush — but full on red, ears and neck included. he immediately looks away, trying to hide it by adjusting his hoodie like it’s a shield.

𖦹 “…thanks.” he mumbles. “that means a lot.” and for the rest of the day, his smile got a little brighter. and he also flexes his biceps a bit more than usual during workouts. just in case you’re still watching (which you are.)

© itoshiierae 2025 𐙚 ‧₊˚ ⋅ please do not modify or repost my content onto any other platforms.

[beeseverywhen]

@penny-anna ok i've promised myself i'll actually do the things i need to do today after this. but first. i have followed up the mystery of the weird bathroom flat

first of all. it is definitely a false lead on the hmo front (but i think i solved that with the 5 bed hmo across 2 flats earlier.) this is the building across the road whoops. i got the numbers mixed up. this explains why it looks so different.

i've made it in to a new post cause of that. to not complicate matters by talking about 2 different buildings on one post.

ok so this square fan is at the front of the house. the window by the bathroom has a round fan. so if i find the round fan i can find if the bathroom is in the stairwell or not

there was a tree in the way on maps so i went on google earth

so opposite the square fan i found the window from the stairlwell

went round the back to look for the round fan.

but the windows were all warped!!! so i couldnt see if the fan was there or not

anyway based on the windows that we can see in the listing photos this is the part that we know is the flat

so without any other way of knowing. i reckon the flat extends a bit past that and the bathroom is one of those double windows at the back which would make it...in the entryway of the flat?????

so yeah. case closed i think.

it does really look like a lovely area. theres really nice allotments there. it was being sold for 30k so i really reckon someones got a bargain if they can do it up nice. bit of work and you'd never know it once looked like that

[hecateisalesbian]

Jae’s HMO part 3 grand finale yippee

What it says.

Coming in at number five, it’s

Haha get lossed idiot. I am fr about this though

number four!

Tell me you DONT think a sentient wave of water is attractive. Brings a new definition to watersports, that’s for sure ;)

number three!

And suddenly I’m Kristoff and inlove with ice…

seriously though, I might be biased bc I love the cold and snow and mountains and whatnot, but this ice castle is. Gorgeous, to say the least. The architecture? The personality? The colors? Not to mention its location! Attractive castle aside, this would be a damn nice place to live

now, here’s where I’m REALLY excited. TMI warning I suppose from here?

number two:

That’s right. The Olive Garden game console. I’m being so serious right now. That thing is one of my favorite things ever and lord knows if it was human then. well. ;) straight up tho this thing is fire, whoever put it in there is a mad genius and this does rank number two on my hear me out list

and finally, in first place, the ultimate hear me out goes to:

I told you there would be more bread haha

okay, before one of yall says “Jae, be fr. No ones want to do a bagel with cream cheese” I DO. I DO OKAY?!??? And not just any bagel with cream cheese. A bagel with EXTRA cream cheese 🥯

Story time: one time I saw this image of a bagel, just like a plain bagel, that had like. A whole damn block of cream cheese sandwiched between it, it was like atleast two inches of cream cheese. And if a had shlongin that moment it would been pointing UP. I needed atleast a dozen cold showers after that. I’m actually not even kidding right now. Bagel with extra cream cheese is my number one hear me out, and also the ultimate fear of gluten-lactose intolerant people honestly.

Okay well that completes my top five this had been fun 👍

[monarchberrysblog]

Hmo but

What if Miguel finds out you used to date the Harry Osborn from your world? You and Harry used to date but broke up on friendly terms but then you meet sometime where Miguel’s visiting your world for a date, and then his possessive instinct is like: She’s mine 😏

Then ✨smut✨ and ofc he has a marking kink

INTERLINKED

credit to @r3ds_art_ on Twitter and Instagram!

✭ 🔞 Miguel O’Hara x fem! Reader ✭

✮ 𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: possessive (adj.) → demanding someone’s total attention and love. having the knowledge that you used to be with someone left a sour taste in miguel’s mouth. especially knowing that you are still in good terms with them to this day.

✭ 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠: biting kink? (idk what it’s called), cumplay (?), unprotective p-in-v, semi-exhibitionism (y'all get caught), possessive behavior (kinda?)

✭ 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭: +1.7k words

✭ 𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫’𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞: mwehehehe (once again, if there are errors i apologize in advance as i felt like i read this multiple times and don't see any errors) enjoy!

𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐌𝐃𝐍𝐈 | 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐎𝐑𝐒 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐃

Harry was your first love. Something so fleeing that if you were to blink or glance at it, it disappeared instantly. It blurred into your life the way acrylic colors blended to create a clash of colors like a summer evening in July. It was all tangy and sweet, with a scalding, sweaty undertone. Beautiful yet uncomfortable to endure.

He was sweet, resembling a sweet syrup in any refresher you would get in a coffee shop. Sweet, yet messy. The sap wasn't noticeable until it became unbearable to have in between your fingers.

Enduring the sappy-like texture on the tip of your fingers, wiping the mess clean from your skin, bonding with Henry became inevitable. You didn't want to let him go, but it was for the better for each other.

But after growing out of each other, things ended with a silver lining—growing and learning within a long distance from each other.

Then, you met Miguel.

Another man from another dimension.

Meeting someone from another world was not on your bucket list, let alone in the span of goals you had for the next few years or so. But Miguel managed to tergiversate his way into your plans (and heart). He fit right into your life like a puzzle piece you didn't know was missing.

And you love it.

/

“Is your dish okay? Because if it isn't, I can send it back and—” You fade his rambles with a gentle touch on his hand. “Yes, it's perfect Migs. Thank you.” The sound of cutlery clicking on the white ceramic plates complimented the ambiance of the warm-lit dining area.

Small chatter created a cozy environment that made anyone lull to sleep. “And please, don't yell at the chef like last time.” You forcefully giggle and can almost imagine the events playing out like a storyboard.

“They didn't give you the grilled chicken fillet.” He grumbles, looking away from his dish and to the side, keeping his gaze on the maroon carpet. “Hey,” You gently cupped his cheek, disregarding your silverware. “It’s okay. Sometimes, we make mistakes on off days. It's nothing new.”

“I know,” He pouts. “I just want you to have a warm meal.”

“And I'm grateful for your well-being. Just don't yell at the chef and make them cry again. Please.” You plead, gently rubbing his cheekbone with the pad of your thumb. “…okay.” He grumbles in defeat, taking your hand away from his face and gently holding your hand with a reassuring squeeze.

“I won’t.”

/

You worked on your dish, taking in pasta forkfuls and grilled chicken. Miguel keeps a close eye while eating his dish, savoring his fillet mignon. You basked in the silence, probably in your little world while with him. But a single greeting broke the mellow silence. “Hey,”

It wasn't just a simple “Hey” to get someone’s attention. Instead, it was an exasperated one. The exhale is a sign of relief—the relief of seeing someone familiar after a long period of time. A sigh that read, “Oh, it's been a while; I missed seeing you..”

Miguel’s head turned for him without his brain enabling his thought process. “Oh, hey, Harry.” You smile, showing off your little dimples to him. “What brings you here?” Harry makes his way over to the two of you, unaware of the daggers that Miguel was throwing at him. “I’m here with Miguel. My boyfriend.”

Harry turns his attention to your aggravated partner, oblivious to the aura Miguel sent. “Already moved on? That was fast.”

Not an amusing joke, even for Harry. He lets out a forced laugh, hoping to drown out the awkward air around them—it only made it more suffocating to be in that bubble. “It's been a couple of years.” You laughed, trying to ease the unsteady environment. But it was laughable beyond that point.

While exchanging words, Harry’s wavering eyes remained on you, taking in every feature about you. “You work here?” You ask as you look up at Harry. “As a server only.”

Your smile, cute dimples, everything caught Harry’s attention. It felt like he was looking at the playing field and wondering if he was about to get to second base. The conversation dragged like a snail, going slowly for Miguel.

“But it was nice seeing you.” The only best solution was stepping on the awkward waters rising as Harry nodded and sighed. “Yes, it was nice seeing you too. But let me know if you guys need anything.” With a simple nod, he walks off almost in a rushed manner.

/

“Jesus.” Miguel was now away from the warm dining area of the restaurant and now in the men’s room. He stood in the handicap stall momentarily, burying his face into his palms. The last thing he needed to happen was for you to lecture him on his behavior, especially now that Harry had dropped by unannounced.

“You’re exaggerating, you're exaggerating.” He repeats the mantra, sounding like a possessed man. If anyone were to walk in, some eye brows would have been raised. But after repeating the phrase a couple more times, he stops and rubs his eyes, much to his doctor's dismay about the habit.

“It's fine.” He thinks, reaching for the stall door to step out. But the sound of a familiar voice and a different voice enter the washroom. “Who was that woman who you greeted earlier?”

“An ex,” Harry states matter of factly.

“You miss her, don't you?” The other voice inquires as if they anticipated drama. “I've seen the way you look at her.” The other voice adds. “Yeah, but just as friends! It's been a while since we last spoke.”

A little, just a little?

“But she's with someone else.” Harry stumbles his words, attempting to redeem his words.

“And you don't seem okay with that.” A lingering silence suffocates space immediately. A sigh from Harry fills the space, shattering the awkwardness.

“I'm okay with it. I just miss her company.”

The corner of Miguel’s lip subtly twitches, a sign of irritation. He waits, waiting for the two men to finish their discussion. It wasn't until ten minutes later that they finally left. Almost as if he were following behind, Miguel steps out of the stall silently, feeling his senses get overwhelmed with his typical possessive return once again.

/

“Keep it down for me, bebe. Can you do that for me?” He bites down on your neck and nibbles on your skin. The flat of his tongue lathers against the bite crevices, soothing the dull, aching pain. “Your canines…” Your comment fell silent before his lips kissed the now red mark against your flesh before his hands worked quickly to raise the hem of your skirt. “Shhh, we don't need to get kicked out, do we?” He whispers. The family bathroom immediately got filled with scuffles and moving around of clothes. His ring and pointer finger ghost at your clothed cunt, dragging the tips of his fingers down your entrance, feeling the dampness.

“I just bit you, and you’re all riled up? Pobrecita.” He pouts to you and slowly moves the gusset of your underwear to the side gently with a tug. “Just keep it down for me, okay? Can you do that for me?” His gentle movements drew out soft whines and moans from your mouth like word vomit while his fingers traced your entrance, drawing out your glistening arousal.

"Just be quiet for me," he nuzzles into the crook of your neck, helping himself to another bite of your soft skin. He follows his fingers, delving into your fluttering wall, eagerly taking his fingers in. "Shhh..." The sound of wet, sticky gushes fills the family room bathroom, with your mess dripping down onto the floor and occasionally on the bathroom wall.

Your eyes rolled to the back of your head, occasionally feeling his two fingers curl slightly. You bit down on your bottom lip, humming out your pleasure to the rhythm of his finger moving in and out.

"Don't make a mess, I don't want you to ruin my watch."

The soft thrusting of his fingers moved rapidly, pulling his fingers out completely before shoving his fingers back into your needy pussy. The rapid thrusts became too much, releasing your mess along with your cum all over the floor before you. "Ay, ya te dije." He pulls his fingers out, shaking his hand dry and lifting you up on the sink counter. "I told you to not make a mess." He put a resting finger against your fluttering core, lightly pushing down to soothe the stretch.

"Spread for me a bit, nena." He whispers and grasps onto your thighs, helping you. You could already imagine the mess you left behind the counter, leaving a glistening mess on the marble. You open up for him with a meek "Okay." You feel your legs trembling against the cold marble. You watch on as Miguel hurries to take off his pants, shoving the pants down quickly and dragging you close to his aching member.

A soft moan escaped your lips, feeling his length rub against your core and clit, lightly thrusting his length in between your entrance. "Let me just prepare myself," He whispers, slowly collecting your slick against his length. You let out a whine before you let out a moan, feeling his tip occasionally slip in between your folds. He thrusted his tip in a couple more times before he continued to grind his length against your clit.

“There we go. Let’s get you comfortable.” He whispers into your ear before he slowly pushes himself in, earning a loud moan from you. He immediately covered your mouth, muffling your beautiful sounds.

“Shh, be good and keep it down.” He whispers while gently pushing his tip against your cervix, occasionally earning a soft cry in pain. You felt him slowly pull out and keep a gentle pace. “Is that better, nena?” He croons into your ear. He grinds his length into you, trying to keep your moans and mews at a limit.

“So good, cariño.” He whispers. “Come on, hold on for a while.” His fingers trace the soft red marks on your neck, putting pressure to soothe the pain.

“I want us to be in here for a moment.”

/

The two of y'all rushed out of the bathroom, getting chased out of the restaurant by two servers. “And get out of here! Never come back!” They yell out as soon as the two of you scurry out while adjusting your clothes. You exchanged breathy laughs with each other when you felt the cold air nip at your skin.

“I told you to keep it down.”

[serialkilluh-1996]

HEAR ME OUT LIST. pt. 1

1. Karl Ruprecht Kroenen (hellboy)

I've never seen hellboy, nor do I only much about his character beyond him being an undead nazi scientist. I just like his design.

2. Deadpool (Deadpool)

How can you not wanna fuck this man? He's sassy, he caters to my mask kink, he's played by Ryan fucking Reynolds. Wade can get it any time. I love his attitude.

3. Red Guy (DHMIS)

He's depressed, he's sarcastic, he's awkward, and he looks like a big boy in his outfit. Bring that red mop over here and let him soak up this 😼.

4. Phoenix Wright (Phoenix wright)

You don't even knowwwwww. He's so fuckin precious, he looks immaculate with those spikes, and if you're ever in trouble, he'll do his best to help. Definitely submissive, 100% breedable.

5. König (call of duty)

He's not necessarily as big of a hear me out as I'm sure plenty of people would understand wanting to fuck this guy, BUT he goes on the list because my mom thinks he's weird (but she likes price?? Lol). If he looks at me like this, I'll fold instantly

6. Mami Tomoe (Madoka magica)

I'm not gay (?? I think) but she's very pretty and I love her design.

7. Captain Haddock (tintin)

Yall hear me out yall please hear me out, yalll tell me, I'm sane. Tell me you see it

8. Dwight "Dewey" Riley (SCREAM)

HARDDDD SMASH, he's such a precious guy. I love him

9. Jack I. Box

I wrote the corniest x reader fic about this guy a loooooong while back and I might drop it for you guys. What can I say? I love his bubbly personality.

10. Kurt Cobain

He's an icon. He IS the moment. May he rest in piece.

Encouraging all my moots to make hmo list and tag me👉🏾👈🏾🥹

[hyperfizz]

just look at her

IS SHE GOING ON YOUR HMO LIST..

[evilsoup]

"the anti-landlord party" would be a great name for whatever the next left electoral vehicle is. liek do all the trans rights, climate justice, refugees welcome, invade tel aviv to institute regime change, etc, lefty stuff, but also just say that oh yeah we're going to pay for it all by squeezing landlords out of existence. Rents capped at like 1/4 of a fulltime minimum wage job per bedroom with an even lower cap for bedrooms in a hmo, an end to no-fault evictions, private tenants get right to buy their flat, and the landlord associations get listed as terrorist organisations. We would win the next election.

[smash-or-pass-hear-me-out]

Are you tired of playing smash or pass with your friends, and they pull a "hear me out vro" and send something like Elastigirl? We've all heard that one before, trust me Tired of playing with the group, and it's barely fun? Do you want a place where you're really able to get weird? Well you do now, here you can find any HMO or SoP you can think of, and those you can't! send in a character (doesn't matter where from, species, or even object), and we'll send it out! For each, format it (roughly) like so: (colors not necessary) "Smash or Pass {Insert character/image}" and we'll make a poll labeled {Smash} or {Pass} "Hear me out, {Insert character/image}-" and we'll make a poll labeled {Heard} or {Silenced}

Submissions are posted on Saturdays, Results on Sundays

Poll results Masterpost Tag/Comment Hall of Fame

IMPORTANT NOTES: please for the love of god, don't attack any submission. this is a game, and holds nothing to the morals of anyone playing we don't mind nsfw, but if you must, please no irl porn, keep it all art/fictional. it's uncomfortable for us, sorry ^additionally, let us know so we can tag it we understand you're unable to send images off anon, so if you'd like to remain hidden and still send in media, feel free to request that and we can send the image by itself! don't worry about sending in something we've already had, we'll just do it again, we don't mind if you don't specify hmo or sop, we will automatically assume it's a sop we have no dni of any kind, and don't wish to disclose any information on ourself for security reasons. feel free to send absolutely anything unless listed, we will not tag fandom names or characters, so for better reach pls list in submission

[ohagiyoo]

i noticed that no matter what, if the character has muscles they ALWAYS end up on my (not-so hmo) hear me out list