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[zachbiller]

[bauliya]

everyone's like wehhhhh why doesn't doctor house gets suuuueeed! like my man. literally every patient he sees is someone that's been trying to find a diagnosis for ages. i could live with a little medical malpractice if it were coming from someone ready to break into my home to look for allergens and not simply half heartedly listen to me before suggesting I lose weight and take ages of back and forth arguing to order a single test

[aromanticduck]

Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

I just found someone sharing this on twitter, so sorry that I don't have the link but omg

[lokidokeyartichoki]

“phones are disrupting natural sleep cycles” I mean true but also bold of you to assume I had one before the tech boom lol catch me out here reading chapter books by the light of my light up pens in the third grade

[dragon-familiar]

Doc Ock when he saw Tom Holland’s Spider-Man instead of Tobey

[garfinkelstingle]

nothing will ever be as beautiful to me as an entire theater full of teenagers and grown ass adults shrieking their asses off when andrew garfield appeared on the screen during no way home and then the same theater full of teenagers and grown ass adults shrieking their asses off AGAIN once tobey maguire appeared as if that wasn’t the logical conclusion to andrew’s appearance

[cinema-phantom]

no way home spoilers without context

[arsenicinshell]

Celestial Ceilings

[runsinthefmily]

seeing everyone now in love with andrew garfield is so funny cause he’s been tumblr’s princess diana

[aromanticduck]

Saw someone typo 'queerbaiting' as 'queenbaiting'. Is that when you think you hear Under Pressure but it turns out to be Ice Ice Baby?

[kosheko]

No Way Home screening was cancelled due to sound issues and saw this in the lobby 

[catchymemes]

[qxldnya]

When British spidermans dangle from a wire >>> anything else

[tamtamho]

Andrew's Spider-man would never meet Eddie Brock or Deadpool because all of them would reek sexual tension so much it'll be banned in at least 50 countries

[shattteredvisage]

marvel only let matt murdock have a two minute cameo in that movie because if he had been in the third act he and andrew's peter would have fallen in love