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UHM new character posters?! Are we ready for sep 20?!? 😻

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OKAY SO I FOUND OUT BRUCE DOES THIS SHIT ⬇️ THANKS TO THIS POST

And you cannot convince me he doesn't use it to protect his birds when they're in danger. Something's been tossed at one of his kids? He tackles them and cocoons them up with him for safety without hesitation. You could almost call it a panic response, if you could get him to admit that he panics.

Their reactions:

Dick: "I've been doing this nearly as long as you have, remember? I could have dodged that, but I appreciate it." Or "If you wanted a hug, dad, you just had to ask."

Cass: if she's in a good mood she's okay with it. A bad mood and he gets glared at and pinched because she can handle this dad, come on.

Jason: always starts cursing and wiggling around trying to get free before begrudgingly settling down and just accepting it. Never minds it as much as he says he does. Bruce would hug you more often if you weren't allergic to admitting you want him to you silly boy (he gets cocooned a lot so Bruce can hug him anyway).

"Are you alright, son?"

"god DAMN it old man!! Let me go!!!"

"I can't yet until I know you won't be in immediate danger."

"ARRRGHHH"

"Jaylad, I'm just trying to keep you safe."

"I don't need you to--!"

"I don't know what I'd do if I lost you again."

"..........." Sigh. Cue a little more wiggling and an intentional elbow to B's ribs as Jay gets comfortable. His siblings are gonna tease him mercilessly later, he just knows it.

Steph: spends the time roasting him into oblivion and annoying him in the hopes he'll stop doing it; has yet to learn that he does, in fact, value her safety and well-being over his pride. Shocking, I know.

Tim: grew up pretty touch starved so while he finds it annoying, he also doesn't complain beyond a bit of half hearted grumbling because by god he needs the hugs.

"was this really necessary?"

"yes"

"🙄"

"How did you--"

Duke: What is this??? What is happening??? Why's it dark??? Straight up blinds Bruce in surprise every time which just leads to him being cocooned longer because now Bruce has to recover before he can tell if it's safe.

"Son, your powers are incredible and we're very proud of you but please don't use them on me"

"Sorry B, my bad."

"I'll admit that's a useful startle response though."

"Right?? Some asshole at school tried to sneak up behind me as a joke and had to go to the nurse and I didn't even touch him."

"Hn."

"Uh, I mean, I don't use my powers at school at all. Ever."

Damian: gets cocoon tackled the most because baby. That's his baby, people are throwing things AT HIS BABY--! Fucking HATES it. Will straight up start gnawing on Bruce's arm if cocooned too long.

"FATHER RELEASE ME AT ONCE"

"Not until it's safe"

"I WAS TRAINED BY--"

"I don't care."

A sulking puppy for a little while that will never admit to enjoying the affection, but still, only for so long. There is a quota and once it's reached, It's like Bruce has trapped himself with a rabid raccoon.

Why are his children like this.

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BEST MOMENT OF THE SERIES THUS FAR.

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I SMILED THE WHOLE WAY THOUGH. I can proudly say this was the highlight of my day.

The Batfamily does a big grocery order once a week. It always contains staples like meat, beans, veggies, etc., but if someone wants something specific they must add it to the note on the fridge by noon on Sunday.

Bruce regularly stops by and crosses out foods that don’t meet his approval.

GROCERY REQUESTS

NOTE: PLEASE MAKE WRITING LEGIBLE

lucky charms :) -Dick

pizza rolls -Duke

Beef Jerky -Jason (NOTE: DENIED. BAD FOR YOUR CHOLESTEROL -Bruce)

Fuck you old man I’m already dead why do you care about my cholesterol I hope you eat a Slim Jim and fucking choke on it

Beef Jerky- Cass

Pork rinds plz!!!!—Steph (NOTE: DENIED. UNHEALTHY -Bruce)

I hate it here. -Steph

Vegan cheese- Damian

REAL CHEESE - Tim

STOP CROSSING OUT MY ITEMS YOU LITTLE GREMLIN -Tim

C H E E S E -Tim

STOP IT DAMIAN I MEAN IT -Tim

Snickers for when Bruce is grumpy—Dick

Three dozen shrimp (NOTE: DENIED. WHO KEEPS DOING THIS? STOP. -Bruce)

Gummy worms- Cass

Three (3) live lobsters from the seafood section -Damian (NOTE: YOU ARE NOT KEEPING LOBSTERS AS PETS. -Bruce)

Garlic herb rotisserie chicken that will be mine and no one else can have any -Duke

Diapers because I’m a big baby and I suck all the fun out of life -Bruce (NOTE: STOP.)

Sunny D! :) -Dick (NOTE: DENIED. NOT REAL ORANGE JUICE -Bruce)

:( -Dick

Sunny D- Bruce

:) -Dick

Jolly Ranchers- Steph

Almond milk- Jason (NOTE: DENIED. TIM IS ALLERGIC TO ALMONDS. -Bruce)

Almonds- Damian (NOTE: STOP. -Bruce)

Walnuts- Jason

STOP REQUESTING FOODS TIM IS ALLERGIC TO. -BRUCE

Dinosaur nuggets

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Ghadaumn lawd have mercy 👴🏿👓🤏🏿

on today’s episode of: low quality photos of a high quality man:

#this belongs in a museum

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Are we breathing, are you good? Cuz I'm certainly not OH MY-

TOM HOLLAND 2022 | David Sims ph. for Prada Spring/Summer Collection

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AHHHHHHHHH YOUNG ANDREW HAS MY HEART-

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"He looks just like a dream

The prettiest boy I've ever seen"

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NO THOUGHTS JUST ANDREW MF GARFIELD IN A BLACK PUFFER JACKET

I'm unwell, the chokehold this man has on me-

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OMG NOT THE STOCK PHOTOS LEAVE THE MAN ALONE 😭

Bruce Banner: everyone, meet Shangqi, our newest Avenger. 

Shangqi: Hi, it’s great to be here!

Peter Parker: HEY, I know you! You’re the guy on the cover of my accounting textboo—

Shangqi grabbing him by the shirt: you shut your mouth right now

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"From an eager youthful boy wanting to be an Avenger to now a man realizing the true cost and the price to pay for doing the right thing for the greater good."

This honestly breaks my heart..

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YES THE BIG 3 iykyk <3

let's leave the comparisons, all three are amazing <3 🕷🕸

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THE GREY SWEATPANTS PEOPLE!! THE SWEATPANTS-

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Whatever you do, do not and I repeat, DO NOT! Imagine peter watching his old documentary from homecoming to remember the happier times with people that either are gone or no longer remember him.

PAINNNNNN

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When British spidermans dangle from a wire >>> anything else

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IM DECEASED PLS 😭

this, but with the spideys

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My favorite boys <3

🕸️𝑡𝑜𝑚 & 𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑟𝑒𝑤🕸️