#honest review

[thatqueerfangirl02]

My honest opinion of Mean Girls (2024)

Even though nobody asked for it.

If you are familiar with the Broadway Musical, and you are expecting this to be a movie version of the Broadway Musical, you will be disappointed. However, it is a wonder modern remake featuring songs from the Broadway Musical.

Renee Rapp is perfect and I love her. She can do no wrong.

Aaron Samuels could have been better, but I was initially glad they didn’t just go for a “White Boy of the the Month” type. (I was informed after the fact that he is in fact a “White Boy of the Month” I just haven’t seen TSITP.)

Song wise Apex Predator, Sexy, Revenge Party, World Burn, and Rather Be Me we’re fantastic, overall beautiful execution. However they did cut some of my favourite songs, and put in new ones instead.

The songs they did keep were changed a bit to have a more “2020s “ vibe, instead of the “Y2K/2010s” Broadway vibe that they originally had.

Loved the little cameos.

Full of queer representation (gender & sexuality) as well as BIPOC representation. I even noticed some of the background/extras had visible disabilities which is amazing.

There are a couple iconic/notable lines from the OG versions that were changed for - I’m assuming - political correctness, but they were done in a way that didn’t change the intentions.

Queer icons Janice (forget her last name too lazy to google it) is played by Actual F*cking Disney Princess Icon MOANA herself!!! And I personally think that is a slay and a power move.

TL;DR Overall great movie, 7.5/10 would recommend and will watch again 👍🏼

[mirambles]

Rocky Aur Rani Ki Prem Kahaani - An honest review

I watched Rocky aur Rani ki Prem Kahaani because everyone I know on social media and few close folks in my real life said it was very entertaining - funny, progressive, feminist , and it showed gender equality.

So I was taken aback, because the general sentiment for KJo movies should be ‘It’s so shit, but I love it’ - that is a sentiment I can live with because we all have our guilty pleasures.

KJo has his audience who love the shit he pulls off every time he ‘directs’ a film with toxic masculinity, regressive female leads , justifying infidelity (always the answer to unhappy marriages) , glorifying Indian culture, where he adds 30 mins of melodrama and lectures to make the characters redeem themselves. Kjo’s movies are as lame as they can be, but people love them. I get it - ‘this shit is so bad, it’s so good’ category of films. Guilty pleasures are exactly this!

So sell me his new offering in exactly this manner - but all reviews and social media comments were glowing words of praise of how he has addressed today’s issues and it’s a progressive film. Are people suffering from amnesia or have they not watched better Bollywood films? Because I have a whole list of films you should watch that actually deal with ‘progressive’ mindsets - way before Kjo’s time!

Rani is a feminist. A FL as feisty news anchor who gives a 5 min lecture on men’s gaze, objectification of women and rape culture, but does an absolute U-turn 5 mins later by objectifying a handsome man in front of her. This is gender equality. Tit for Tat.

Wearing open back blouses to work is sign of new age feminism (Will I get trolled for sounding old school - has KJo ever stepped inside a corporate workspace - who dresses like Rani does?) What’s next? Women CEOs wearing bikinis? And why not get all men to dress like Rocky Randhawa - that would be peak gender equality in dress code at workplace.

Infidelity is the answer to all unhappy marriages. Remember KANK? Yes, let’s repeat that here, but let’s twist it into unrequited love between the senior citizens. Then add memory loss and illness excuse to get the 80yr old grandpa smooch his 75yr old ex-lover in front of his wife and entire family. The issue is not old age love, age is never a restriction to fall in love, the issue here is infidelity. But if this isn’t cringe enough, let’s completely destroy the most beautiful romantic number in Bollywood by playing it in the background to immortalise infidelity and later lust under the garb of love.

Let’s get back to our feminism torch bearer Rani, who has now jumped from knowing the guy for two meetings to lusting over him. She is honest with herself (not with Rocky mind you, because at no point have they had any conversation about themselves) that she is in it purely for the physical attraction, it’s just a fling for her. She is an elitist , feminist, Colombian grad, Bengali Girl (who has a terrible Bengali accent) and the crude, can’t speak English well, Gucci/Fendi wearing, Ferrari driving, protein shake drinking, loud Punjabi boy doesn’t match up to her standards. Kjo’s new level of feminism - make women pull the exact shit on men that men have put women through for decades. Tit for Tat! Gender Equality.

Btw at this point I still don’t know why Rocky loves Rani - love at first sight is always about the looks and physical attraction, so convince me why he loves her - because isn’t he this walking-talking green flag just by being understanding of his grandpa’s feelings and calling out Rani checking him out. A walking green flag who gets his grandpa’s ex-lover and his grandpa together to help his grandpa get better - because love is the cure for all illnesses. All doctors and medical researchers have been wasting their time on getting degrees and super specialisations - please enter Kjo’s school of love.

So now Rani realises she is in love - when and why and what changed her feelings from lust to love - I do not know. She drives on a 4-lane highway in the opposite direction - woman should have died there for her reckless driving, but she lives to propose to Rocky on a f&*king Highway! Bollywood I love you for pulling off this shit.

This is supposed to be the pivotal point in their relationship where she professes her love to him, going down on one knee (because hey you see role reversal - she is the feminist, the alpha female) and telling Rocky everything that HE IS NOT , listing her resume and her exes’. Therefore implying he doesn’t deserve her, but she is taking the high road and still falling for him. All the reasons she lists that she loves about him are actually about his physical aspects = Lust. She doesn’t list one meaningful quality that she actually ‘loves’ about him.

It is at this point that I gave up on the film, because after this RRKPK became a collation of scenes dedicated to social media trending topics:

1. Women burdened with household work

2. Women not liberated enough to pursue their dreams

3. Women being fat shamed

4. Cancel culture

5. Men being shamed for pursuing classical dancing (KJo research FFS - 50% of India’s top kathak dancers are males right from 1940s! )

Each topic got 1-2 scenes, tweets converted to preachy dialogues uttered by our ‘feminist’ queen and zero closures or character growth.

The only thing that works in this movie - is Ranveer , not his character, but him! He is effortless in this role, his comic timing is superb, needs some work on emotions.

Alia is a shadow of her awesome self on screen post her marriage to Ranbir. It hurts to say this, cause I have loved her in all her movies except SOTY.

Can people age gracefully, I couldn’t bear to look at Shabana Azmi and Jaya B - former was gorgeous as hell in her younger days, now is swollen with all the Botox fillers! Jaya has forgotten to act completely. Dharmendra should not even be acting anymore.

What was the point of rest of the cast? Only Alia’s dad was a decent act.

The one thing I absolutely love in KJo movies is the music and songs! These were crap too. What Jhumka? Because ruining all the songs from ‘The Golden’ decade of Bollywood was not enough, so they made a terrible mashup of Badtameez Dil & Jhumka Gira Re and killed both the songs in one go! Takes some skill doing this - well done!

Why this long rant if I disliked the movie so much, that too KJo movies? I wouldn’t have written one, if the reviews and comments were honest about the movie being average, typical entertainment; but the moment people praised it to nth level of being socially relevant with feminist heroine and gender equality - they deserved to be called out for their shallow thought process thinking that KJo actually cares about any of this stuff.

Worst people think this is ‘quintessential’ Bollywood. Please watch better films - like Amitabh’s roaring 70s, the romance films of 90s, the fun comedies, the glorious slice of life films from Hrishida, the Yash Chopra multistarrers - that’s quintessential, genuine, charm of Bollywood.

Lastly before I wrap this up - RRKPK when literally translated is Love Story of Rocky and Rani. I spent 2.5 hours on this shit show and I still don’t know the answer to why and how they fell in love! They didn’t have one decent conversation about themselves! The latter half is about them wooing their families. The film should have been aptly titled ‘Randhawa and Chatterjee Ki Prem Kahaani’ - It’s all about loving your family - K3G Part 2!

[eridanidreams]

[mindvice]

Now that I’ve had a good chance to listen through the album multiple times, here are my thoughts, in a random messy order similar to the album itself 🙃

Overall it’s okay. It’s not a horrible album but it’s definitely one of my least favorites.

Half of the songs could be cut. A lot of the good songs could be even better with some more polishing. In a way it feels like a first draft?

It’s hard to get past this being a Matty album. I’m not a fan of his and I really don’t get why she seems more into him than the guy she was with for 6 years.

Speaking of Joe, I hope this album isn’t the first time he’s hearing about Taylor’s Matty fantasies. Guilty as sin? Yeah, maybe. Emotional cheating is still cheating.

That said, the masturbation song is really catchy

If I were Matty, I’d be a little weirded out by how obsessed Taylor is with him. But maybe that’s something he’s into. I wouldn’t be surprised if they get together again at some point.

She’s kind of saying she’d leave Travis for Matty if given the chance huh 🤔 Wonder if Travis has really listened to the full album and what he thinks of it.

Post Malone is so underutilized in Fortnight. I was hoping for something more like exile/coney island

Most of the songs I like are from The Anthology, probably because of Aaron Dessner

I feel like if Joe is going to only get a few songs, they better be amazing. So Long, London lacks the emotion I wanted.

Clara Bow is decent but feels so out of place. It reminds me of Olivia Rodrigo (as well as imgonnagetyouback obviously)

My top 3 (for now): I Hate It Here, I Look In People’s Windows, imgonnagetyouback

But if you had asked me earlier I really liked these too: Down Bad, Guilty As Sin?, The Black Dog

I hate the emphasis on Joe’s mental health. Looking back on her older songs, it seems like it was always an issue for her

Is it possible Joe didn’t want to marry Taylor partly because he knew she loved Matty? I don’t want to ruin the previous albums for myself but pretty sure there have been more songs about him than I realized

I wish I didn’t know so much of the Taylor lore. I think casual fans who know nothing about her personal life might enjoy the album more.

The Kim K song was unnecessary

The Alchemy and So High School are so cringe. But even though I don’t like Travis, I prefer him to Matty

I’ve been called out in But Daddy I Love Him. I didn’t sign that petition or anything but yeah I have no regrets about disapproving of someone who’s made racist and misogynistic comments.

I know a lot of people are comparing this album to Midnights. I haven’t been able to decide which one I prefer yet

I do agree that this is one of Taylor’s most honest and vulnerable albums.

“Lights, camera, bitch smile” is going to be my new affirmation

As parasocial as it is, I really do hope Taylor finds whatever she’s looking for, which I guess now seems to be marriage and children. But I think she has too much baggage from these past relationships that only time and therapy can fix

This photo is STUNNING. Why wasn’t this the album cover? Why don’t the other photos and the music match this aesthetic more?

Also here’s what I’d pick for the album (tracklist in this order):

I Can Do It With a Broken Heart

Guilty As Sin?

But Daddy I Love Him

Down Bad

loml

The Black Dog

I Look In People’s Windows

I Hate It Here

The Albatross

Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me?

imgonnagetyouback

Peter

The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived

The Prophecy

How Did It End?

Also I love the chorus of Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me. As a big MCU/Scarlet Witch fan it instantly made me think of this part of WandaVision:

[khunyuki]

There's this new game released yesterday called "Tokyo Debunker" and so far I am loving it <3

Before I start my review, I just want to tell you that this is my first ever review and first ever post in tumblr so pls bear with me🥹.

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Tbh I was surprised when it suddenly installed itself on my phone cuz I forgot I even pre-registered for it. Before the release, I had no idea nor clue about the existence of this game cuz it never showed up to me as an ad nor did it show in any of my social media accounts. I just remember scrolling through google play then seeing it and liking it immediately so I registered for it.

Anyways, when I downloaded it I thought it would be big and that I won't have any space for it since I also have other games to play. And when I started it, I was waiting for the loading screen to show the downloading files etc but didn't see anything of the sort.

First Impression

I honestly thought that it was a normal visual novel game like the Ikemen series but it wasn't. The opening story was comic-like with voices included (including the MC) and damnn that was engaging. The smooth flow of images unlike any other game where you only get CGs, you can easily visualize the scene because they are literally showing it to you! Not to mention the translation, it was really easy to understand and there's no typos so far.

Story-telling

I love it so much! As I said earlier, it is really engaging and it catches your attention. The transition of normal visual text to comics then back was perfect for showing what actually needs to be shown. Tbh, it would be a lot better to see it and experience it for yourself.

Tutorial and Settings

Tutorial is kinda useless. It just showed you the basics of where and how you progress then that's it. It doesn't elaborate on how to do battles. There is no guide that has in-depth explanation of how to defeat your enemies efficiently since you can just skip it.

Gameplay

So far it is like an idle game where the character cards you have will do the farming for you, you just need to click click click. This kind of thing is certainly unique to me as usually it would be long-ass lessons that uses SP or LP, or missions that you have to wait hours for a single drop. Compared to those, this is fast and efficient.

If you're an F2P player like me, vising the shop isn't the most ideal since it is expensive and usually need a lot of irl money for it. Though in Special shop, there are free summons everyday but that's that. Also you can hatch an egg there.

There's also guilds you have to join immediately but it doesn't require much participation cuz you just have to do the activities once then you're done.

The cases are important, you have to clear it in order to read the latest chapters. It's like the battle system of the game but you can just skip it for free. However, you can be stuck at a level even if your card levels are high or your overall stats. I think it's because of incompatibility with your elements though i'm not sure. Tbh I don't understand how it works i just wing it. The only good thing about this is that you are not alone and a lot of people will be stuck at the same level as you🥲.

Gacha

Gacha in this game is the worst. It's just money-grubbing at this point. First of all, they do not even give you pre-registration rewards, just immediately daily log-in. There's no free single pull or free 10 tickets giveaways. Codes are also non-existent. The free gifts are just for EXP and not related to gacha at all. The only guaranteed SSR is for when you buy gems.

As an F2P casual gamer, this is just plain horror. While I don't usually do gacha even in other games, this kind of thing just isn't right! I once heard from the global chat that someone did 500 pulls just to get a single SSR. Like how is that even possible??? The pity system is also non-existent that it's crazy!!!

Gem farming is also hard cuz you only get gems from the bonus cases, occasionally from the guild, 10 gems every episode of the story, and from permanent tasks. It's just impossible even if you spend your gems wisely.

Although I got lucky and used up all of my luck by getting SSR Kaito on my first 10 pull🥲

Characters

This is probably the part where the most obvious duplicating original works happens. As some reviews might have already said, it's a copycat of Twisted Wonderland or Harry Potter (I could agree to some point but I am not that angry or exaggerating about it). This game certainly has it's own charm if you choose to ignore those and just enjoy playing.

Prime example of uncanny resemblance to characters we know is the guy above ^^^^. Kaito Fuji's looks are certainly deceiving. I didn't choose him at first because he wasn't my type nor did I think his personally would be that interesting. His mannerisms reminds me of Ace (Twisted Wonderland) and mostly Zenitsu (Kimetsu no Yaiba), especially when you hear his voice. Lucas, the guy beside him, reminds me of Deuce (Twisted Wonderland) and Hiiro Amagi (Ensemble Stars) and you really can't unsee it.

To some people, they might be irked by the resemblance and obvious plagiarism but personally, I think it's all part of the charm. Seeing those sides of them like that just like having the same dynamics as Adeuce made me like them even more. Because they are not all that, they have their own personality and stories which I like too.

Conclusion

This game can certainly do a lot more work and I believe it has potential as long as it is aimed for the player's enjoyment rather than just for their money. The story is really good while the gacha is trash. The battle is kinda frustrating but you can skip it. The characters have their own personalities too. The rest are so-so.

Personally, I play this game because I love the story and I don't usually gamble with gacha so it's just fine for me. If you do not want to download it and play, that is totally fine as well.

I just wanted to share with you my thoughts: of what I like and dislike about this game ^_^

Thank you for reading until the end💕

[cookstorys]

𝙼𝚢 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚘𝚗 𝙵𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚍𝚐𝚎

Show in general

Honestly wasn't as bad as I excepted. The show itself was all over the place and was most definitely RUSHED (like extremely). However, I do kinda want a szn 2 since I feel it does have potential. It just needs to work on building the plot.

THE REST MIGHT CONTAIN SPOILERS

Opinions on it

The bi reputation shown in the show was just 💕. I was highkey cheering on Cam and Andre but I can still see them having a chance in szn 2 (if that come to be). I feel like now since Andre sees how he’s been he might be less clingy this time around? Demi and Cam felt so random if you ask me. They would’ve been so much better/cuter if their characters were thought out more (relationship rise, apart I literally love them) The way they just casually broke up a relationship outa no where had me CRYING 😭. Which is one thing I feel was very rushed but that’s for later.

Ines was so annoying. I felt bad for her sometimes but you have to admit she was acting like a baby.

Characters

Cam - I honestly loved him. He was my fav out of them all. He was so quirky and adorable, not to mention his fashion kinda ate (apart from the pants and socks 🌚)

Demi - She def seemed like a vibe. The way she kissed him while he was admitting everything was def not cute tho.

Gloria- I don’t know how to feel abt her. She didn’t really make me love her nor hate her. I’ll love to see more of her in szn 2. Her and the other dude was really cute tho 😍

Ines - She pissed me off. I understand wht she was coming from abt being treated like a baby all the time but can you blame Gloria? She was acting like one the whole mf time. She had her moments when I liked her tho.

Andre - Vibe. Deserved better. Still think him and cam would’ve been cuter together 🤷🏾

All in all, i liked it and wouldn’t mind watching it again. Ok, that’s it 😍🫶🏾

Ps. Trust I WILL be adding this to my masterlist 🤞🏾

[www-avengersassemble]

Good morning true believers. Admin here to drop a massive knowledge bomb on y’all. Yesterday may have been just your average day of work, but last night was truly something to behold. For the first time ever, I finally got to watch the Marvels. Me and the guys tried to watch it last year but it got pulled from the theaters for whatever odd reason.

Regardless, I sat down and watched it; from start to finish. All I have to say is: I have no clue why people hate this film; I found it quite fun. Sure the musical planet part was pretty cringe I won’t deny that. Other than that, the story was pretty decent. Ms. Marvel (Kamala Khan) is always a treat to watch. She’s just fun and has so many interesting character dynamics. Carol, I think, was written way better here than I ever thought possible. Despite being half-Kree, she still has flaws and gradually learns to be a team player.

Dar-Ben was a pretty quaint villainess. Her trying to do right by her people while simultaneously seeking vengeance on Captain Marvel makes a more three-dimensional character. I would’ve preferred her being Carol’s evil clone but whatever, that’s just me. Monica’s arc definitely came full circle at the end and her interacting with Kelsey Grammar’s Beast was something I didn’t know I needed but I’m so glad I got to see.

In the end where they move into Maria’s old house, I would’ve preferred if Rogue and Gambit were the ones helping Carol do so. Shows how much Carol and Rogue have grown since their initial encounter; showing that they’ve finally put old differences aside and became friends. But again, that’s just me. Plus, Kamala recruiting Kate Bishop for the young Avengers was so cool. I always knew that they were building up toward them. Couple that with the Kang Multiverse Saga and you’ve got yourself an interesting movie idea.

All in all, I really did enjoy this movie and I can’t, for the life of me, understand why people are hating on this movie. Oh well, it’s as the old saying goes, “haters going hate…dawg.”

[yandere-kokeshi]

Honest question!!!

[himitsutsubasa]

Mališa is the best movie I’ve seen. It’s honestly so compelling and speaks to the deepest parts of me. I honestly think everyone should see it.

[original-punks]

has anyone played World of Horror? wondering if it's worth buying 🖤

[being-worthy]

Saturday Home Cinema: Damsel (2024)

I haven’t done one of these, but I saw Damsel today on Saturday night (well, it’s already Sunday when I'm writing this 😂) and the movie surprised me tremendously!

When I watched the trailer before the movie, it already told me that certain scenarios if not most would be predictable, but I loved the end!

But before we get to it… it is OFFICIAL! Movie directors have run out of ideas and don’t know what to make a movie about anymore as all their imagination is gone, completely and utterly GONE!! I’m watching trailers of upcoming films and series and just found out that they’re making a series of Fallout and a movie of Borderlands… 🤦‍♀️

Play the video games. They are much much better and offer hours of countless entertainment and have so many funny scenes, but I guess the money is sitting heavily in their pockets and they need to waste it. Ever thought of donating it to charity? No? Ok.

Back to Damsel. Spoilers alert below the cut!!

As mentioned before, most of it was predictable from the start. A northern kingdom struggling, with barely any food for the people, no gold in the treasury, and so on. This stuck-up lady, dressed like a cult member from a prosperous and flourishing faraway kingdom comes to them with an arrangement – all the gold they need in exchange for the eldest daughter of the northern king.

The daughter, Elodie, marries the prince of the rich kingdom, Henry (I believe his name was), and they celebrate a very pompous wedding and even make a blood pact to “honour” the ancestors of the prince; this is where they throw her into a deep pit which leads to the dragon’s lair. Here I have to say, girl, whenever there’s a blood exchange it’s never for something good, but plot gotta plot.

Basically, the former king of the luxurious kingdom slaughtered the three children of the dragon for no apparent reason, apart from your typical men’s greed. They were the last of her kin, and as the tale goes; a debt of blood can only be paid back in blood. So, the dragon demands three daughters of the king as revenge, but jokes on her because they deceive her by marrying off the male offspring to foreign women, who were not always royalty but held a high status in their country, but by combining their blog with the prince’s they become part of the family.

Well, up until here the movie was scene by scene foreseeable, but the best part is when the dragon is told the truth and saved by Elodie (with the help of some luminescent, but kind of cute worms with healing properties), and then, they get their oh so sweet revenge on those pretentious asses. 😎

In the end, Elodie and her family go back home with a new friend in tow!! I rooted at the end so darn hard because finally!!! Finally, the dragon is not the bad guy and doesn’t die either, instead she flies into the sunrise!!! 🥰

[gosmigenergy]

My sister said his butt is cursed 🙃

[mythos05reviews]

3/5 stars The first volume was more lighthearted, and this continued on into this volume. A few things changed until we started to unlock more of the character's traumas. I believe the reason we started to unlock this is to understand the reasoning behind the character's actions and to see their growth. This seemed to apply more to Fujiwara than to the MC. I'm hoping what we learned about them is more about building up to something that will appear later in future volumes. At this point, I am enjoying the notes the author leaves in the manga about their process and facts about dinosaurs more than the actual storyline. I don't believe I'll drop this series but instead put it off when I need to read something to help me calm down after reading something dark, horrific, or bad.

[catostrofiqu]

Ok I'm giving a show review for "The Imperfects" 2022

Don't forget there will be spoilers as I go on further

Let's start off with the fact that you can watch this in less then a day. I'm slightly upset there isn't going to be more because I genuinely enjoyed the plot and the characters as I found them interesting.

I've seen some people say the plot is fast but I personally prefer a faster plot otherwise shows loose my interest. I'm also aware that the faster plot was probably needed for a first season.

I liked the main cast. So I'm going to rate them aswell

Abbi as an Ace succubus is fun and she did seem not ditzy but definitely seemed to forget she could be helpful in some parts but she was continually show reluctance to use her own powers so I rate her a 7.5/10

Tilda annoyed me a bit in her personality but it's also because I've met people like her other the banshee powers were cool, I did enjoy her being on screen however. 6/10

Jaun, I was calling him baby boy by episode 3. I put him in the "looks like a cinnamon roll but can kill you" category. His chupacubra form being called chupi gives me life. 10/10

Alex Sarkov... I hate him :D. But in the sort of way one hates umbridge because he has the perfect puchible personality whilst also subverting several tropes 9.5/10

Sydney was probably the most boring of the main cast but she did have some moments. 5/10

The things that I'd say put the show down is the fact that it was probably going to be cancelled from the start meaning everything was rushed and a cliffhanger finally hoping to grab more viewers.

Some lines and scenes also didn't quite work.

Scenes and other things I enjoyed (heavy spoilers that weren't in the trailer)

The amount of bodies buried by the main trio

"Chupi"

Sarkov having an Australian actor

The whole discussion over dogs over people

The whole Sydney escape scene I enjoyed

The fact that the Aussies actors best friends name is Sydney

Jaun being introduced by lying in a field covered in blood and being confused.

My Nose

Also add in Jauns niece not being a snitch and Abbi's brothers.

Overall I put the show at a 8.5/10 because I feel like it could have been better if it had the budget. I do love the actors chosen for it however.

Currently the show is cancelled so I'm doing this to hopefully get people to watch it so I can either watch more of a show or have more fanfiction to read

[nex-does-film]

Across The Spiderverse - ☆☆☆☆☆

[theuniversalscat]

I will do an honest review of mother jeans since clearly no one else is doing one….

No no no no no no no no no no no.

Here’s the deal:

When you call your brand “mother” you may want to make sure they’re cut for most women. Not just Asian men. (& women with very narrow hips and tiny buttockses buttock-i? I dunno… you get the gist …🤷‍♀️🤣)

I wear a size 6 normally now. I used to be a solid 4, but I have sized up. And I admit that. But when I wear 4 different sizes within the same brand, that’s some ass manufacturing. There is absolutely no continuity whatsoever from one pair to another. Very. Cheaply. Made!!!!! I fit in 28s with the cut that has more give, great. Some 28s in the mother jeans were even too big, and I had to roll them on top to fit my waist. But then in another style jean by them I’m a solid 29. Fine. I can even accept that. But when I keep buying these orange leopard jeans and I end up in a size f’n 30 and STILL can’t sausage into them and when I finally paint them on I get the tight crotch that don’t accommodate my thighs BUT they did leave room, however, for my nonexistent peep. I mean, a whole 3 inches of dead air, cause I have woman’s hips and not a peep to put in there and I have a purse and wallet so I don’t need that much space in my crotch to keep my keys and my lipstick, ok?! and then the a ten foot crotch that is most unflattering, it’s longer than my torso rise, making me look like Ed Grimley, not to mention the muffin edges I get on the very top of these jeans, no. Just no. How can you name yourself “mother” when it’s for tween boys and some women with no hips?

This is Ed Grimley. (See below)

No. I’m now forever calling mother jeans, “tiny hipped, no ass, long crotch, man jeans and yes, Asian men do fit that bill, so call me a racist if you will but I’m not one so go scratch with that! Cause one time I saw a literal Asian man in drag modeling a pair of jeans (full disclosure: may not have been mother jeans) as if i wouldn’t notice!

So, am I still trying to lose weight? Always and No! And I shouldn’t have to! Their job is to make bigger sizes so I can fit my bigger self inside the pants to clothe me! And yes I do try to be healthy even though I don’t have to justify my weight to anyone, but a lot of times I fluctuate in weight like a lot of other human beings. The fact that I usually wear a size 6 bottoms, and 28 inch jeans this is unacceptable. What about ladies who are bigger than me? Should we wear a tarp, or sew two pairs of your jeans together to make a Normal cut for my ass?! No! Ain’t nobody got time for that!

So ladies, if you have any kind of curves like me, steer waaaaaaaaayyyy clear of the mother brand. And if you are shaped like them, then they’ll be perfect. I’m pissed, cause I now have to find another brand, and since I’m not in the know, I have to look online for a new brand, and I hate that. Pft! Caca fitting jeans! I’m sticking to leggings until I figure out a better brand to invest in.