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[acdoesthat]

a new fwb

[augustborders]

After hooking up with many guys I learned how to know when they want you or not. You notice it in the way they look at your skin, your ass, the quick squinting looks at your belly. If that ever happens, run. It's over.

[simswoon]

Can we see the baby daddy? Or is that purposely hidden?? I need ideas of what the baby is gonna look like

Yeah, we’ll see baby daddy tomorrow (maybe if I finish the post 🙈)

[devonpink]

Hey I was like at the gay bar with one of my besties when this really masc guy came up to me and slapped me on the ass and called me BRO. Now I feel really warm and my clothes are way tighter DUDE.

Fuck, BRO. It's been nearly a week since that random BRO at the gay bar turned me into one of him: a meathead jock with desires for only lifting and fucking. I can't get over how swole I've gotten, and I'm still growing! Just looking at me, you'd never suspect I used to be a twink! You'd swear I've been lifting since I was like fucking nine, BRO! Fuuuuuck, BRO. Damn, I look fucking good, DUDE!

Although, as much as I love my new manly bod, I do miss being gay. Looking like I do now, I could have my pick of the hottest studs in my city, but that random BRO just had to turn me straight, as a nail, DUDE! Hookingup with my bestie was pretty fun, though. Her tight pussy did feel fantastic on my ex-gay cock!

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

hear me out (sclose ur ears) kreacher x Dobby x winky x umm idk voyeuuesr regulus. (No need to add him if umm. Its bad vibes)

old grouch x young smart golden retriever x Pink . dobby & kreacher are star crossed lovers (met when lucius & narcissa started hookingup) and dobby cheated on kreacher with winky (only happened once) -> winky and kreacher got together to torture dobby (when barty jr & regulus became freinds) -> threesome -> regulus found out (since it usually happens at black manor) -> he's into watching them when they fuck

[womanexile]

Wait people thought you want Taylor to cheat on TK when u said we want her to go meet up with Harry? That's so dumb just bcz we want them to meet up as friends and hangout doesn't mean we want them to hookup wtf since when is hangingoug and hookingup with someone the same thing

People love to twist words around.

[kamil-a]

maybe hale for the character ask game...

How I feel about this character

i feel abt him like he's an honorary oc :''') well, i guess everyones got The Hale Of Their Heart due to how blankslate he is. my ocs (much like hale) often tend to start as 'empty vessel for sexy things to happen to' and slowly over time get a personality molded round that like clay. i feel like im starting to get a clearer picture of him past "stuff happens to him and he goes okayyyyy" every time i try to write from his pov.... building him up slowly....

also if i may be so bold here i would go straight for a night just to hook up with hale. domming him obviouslyyyyyy. like i want to be the sayer to him. and i obviously, like.... would (lemony snicket voice) never ever ever ever talk about a real person the way i talk abt hale sometimes like sometimes like i often get a little worried that i objectify/sexualize him to a problematic degree LMAOOO......... but i guess if youre doing the sort of classic lesbian am-i-predatorys over a man who isnt even real youre (im) beyond help JFSJFSJ and like hes not even real its all good fun!! anyway hes born sexy adult-with-a-job yesterday.

All the people I ship romantically with this character

SAYERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

honorable mentions: rarehalew au (young/hale's flirtation and hookingup date from me and leas dms), and speakerhale (speaker caring for him out of worry/pity but also hale as speakers proxy for sayer when it isnt around, affecting sayer via affecting its belongings, hale refusing to use speaker as a simple proxy for sayer and accidentally giving it Some Feelings On That. youre making it blush!!!)

My non-romantic OTP for this character

speaker + hale again but not romantic i guess? i dont know i........ i should think abt him having friends more..... porter thinks shes his freiendly frenemy maybe jffmfjdjfjfj

My unpopular opinion about this character

i think my design for him is down a different branch of tree than others ive seen? idk hard to have an Unpopular Opinion abt someone so blankslate.

this isnt quite an Unpopular Opinion as just An Opinion but thinking lately abt how he feels abt All That i think he kind of takes events as they happen and doesnt really even feel he has the space to form solid and overarching opinions of people in his life- "are you angry at/do you forgive sayer" isnt really even a question hes considered because its more of a day by day react to your situation, your immediate surroundings, your orders, your instincts..... does that make sense.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

more speaking lines <333 his VOICE................. mwa........

[fairyprincess13]

What happened to men dating women for the purpose of marriage? When did we turn into a culture of hookingup? Seems nowadays men only want to spend time with a woman for the purpose of sex and nothing else. In my experience, it seems that's all I'm ever wanted or looked at for. No one ever wants more. No one ever wants something true and meaningful. A legitimate connection. A partner, a best friend. Seems people have lost meaning to what true intimacy is, and it has nothing to do with taking your clothes off and hopping into bed with someone. There's something special about having that one person that you know will be there for you in every way possible. The person that you can trust, depend on, tell all of your deepest secrets to, without fear of judgment or reprimand. To have that is to have experienced true intimacy and real love. To the ones that have this, hold onto it and never let go, for it is life's greatest blessing and most rare treasure. To the ones of us that are still waiting, maybe one day...

[currentevents21]

Janelle's FWB Situationship with Kody! #janelle #fwb #tlc #sisterwivestlc #reaction #realitytv #kody #react #reactionvideo #reactions #reactionvideos #reacts #reactionchannel #reacting #sisterwives #sisterwife #sisterwivestiktok #sisterwivestok #janellebrown #kodybrown #hookingup #christine #christinewoolley #christinebrown

[whenlifegivesyourottenpears]

An Accidental Booty Call to (who is apparently) My Stalker.

If there are any spelling or grammatical errors I do apologize I am writing this at 3:30 a.m.because my sleep schedule is way off, but I tried to review it before posting. 

My life never ceases to throw surprises my way. 

Short back story:

 I had to crash for a night at a male friend's house (we can call him, “Kris”), because of a complicated situation I was in. He was very helpful in driving a long way to come pick me up and transport all of my things as well. The next day I got picked up by a family that I am now staying with until I figure something else to do with my life. The day after I left he sent me a three-paragraph message about how he wished we could’ve spent more time together and that he was sad when I left and told me how he wanted to spend his life with me. That would be a sweet gesture except for a couple of things: I had already let Kris down twice before, he knows that I am gay, and we were never good friends in the first place we were just more like acquaintances.  In responding to his message I let him down another time, I told him that I still did not feel that way about him and by the end of this conversation it seemed to me that at this point he would understand very clearly that I had no feelings for him. 

Present-day (a couple of weeks after the whole ‘Kris-asking-me-out-again’ incident): 

Today I was cleaning and organizing my things when I remembered that I had left some of my belongings at Kris’s apartment. So being the responsible and communicative person that I am I texted Kris asking him asking about my things and when/how I would be getting my things back. He simply replied back that he would be free anytime this weekend to bring them over to me (now take into consideration that we live 3-4 hours apart), at first I felt bad because I didn’t want him to waste his time on a long car drive if he wasn’t up to it but he said he was totally fine with bringing my things to me. I communicated my thankfulness by saying that I appreciated it and we set a time for him to come tomorrow around noon.  

A little bit later my sister, that I currently do not live with, texted me telling me that Kris was asking her a weird question about me (Kris is a mutual friend between my sister and me, we tell each other everything so of course, she knew that he had this crush on me). Kris asked her if she knew that if my intentions of him driving up to me meant that I was also meaning “business.” At first, I was confused by what that meant, because in my mind he surely would not be asking what I think he is asking. Sadly I was wrong, Kris was asking my sister if I was wanting to have sex with him. 

You can imagine my shock, after letting him down about 3 times at this point and making it clear that I am lesbian I would think that he would understand that it is not even an option. (Also, in my opinion, I think it is really weird that he would ask my sister that question like if you wanna smash with me that bad then grow some balls and ask me yourself, ya know) At this point my sister and I are dying laughing, she told him that was not how I felt and that he needs to let it go, but by this point, he had already bought the condoms and had them ready in his fucking car! Like WTF! 

If you think it the story stopped there you are sadly mistaken. After my sister confirmed with me that she told Kris that I’m into him, he continues to send her videos of him singing along with sexual songs and captioning about how much he needs me. I am feeling very uncomfortable and disrespected at this point so I told her that he should either go into his room and do it himself or go find some other girl to fuck with because I am not about to be playing any of his little games. I was angry but at the same time I was laughing my ass off because of how stupid all of this was. Then there was more, (and I promise you I wish that there wasn’t) She sent me a photo collage that he sent to her which he had made using pictures of ME (that he screenshotted off of my Instagram) and him TOGETHER saying that he sees how perfect we would be together and that by me not being with him I would basically be missing out on that “good life” and shit like that. Let me tell you all the shock of this news was so dumbfounding, Kris is on a whole other level of clingy where I didn’t even hint at liking him or wanting him in any shape or form. Her conversations with him ended there and we haven’t talked about it with him since.

So here is my plan for tomorrow when I see him. The wife and husband of the family that I am living with are like family to me and I love them to death (I even call them “mom” and “dad”). I told them about this occurrence which gave us all a good laugh and something to joke about for many years to come. My mom being the amazing woman that she is offered to let me make her my scapegoat in this situation. She is pregnant and with all of this coronavirus shit going around we have to disinfect everything and ourselves at any time that we come back into the house. And as the very protective family that I have, they told me don’t really want his little horny ass self to be around me at this time, so here is the plan: I am going to tell Kris that he cannot come into the house regarding the information that I just said above and to leave my things on the front porch and that I will wave to him through the glass door...It sounds like a genius plan to me so hopefully, it all goes over well. 

Also, if you think that I didn’t make a post declaring my gayness to the world and inadvertently telling Kris, and any other guy that has been trying to hit me up, to fuck off then you would sadly be mistaken. It is the most upfront post about being a lesbian that I have made/posted on Instagram (the only thing that would’ve made it more gay was if I had the flag-draped across my body while making out with another girl), at this point if Kris or any other guy doesn’t understand the simple concept, that I will not be into them, by now then I guess it confirms that they are blind and I’m screwed. 

If you made it this far in this post, I would like to thank you for taking the time to read about one of the many crazy events that happen in my life. Wish me luck for tomorrow! 

So I guess the lesson here is don’t leave your stuff at a guys house on accident or else everything following that will go terribly wrong. 

[ugcomedyshow]

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[geekbroll]

Aquatic Horror movie SEA FEVER is on VOD right now! $3.99 Rent/ $9.99 Purchase. When I started making my 2020 movies to watch list, this quickly became one I was curious about and feared wouldn't come to my Regal. (#RegalUnlimited ) So I am excited to watch this today. People are on a fishing boat, and some monster fish parasite starts body snatching them or something. John Carpenter's The Thing on a boat, or whatever. Other VOD news, the pre-order for My Spy is gone. No date listed yet. Maybe it skips VOD and just becomes available on Prime Video, whenever. Seberg has a date of May 15th 2020. No pre-order so I am assuming it'll just be available on Prime Video. I never saw Paramount's Hooking Up on any upcoming list. It hit VOD a couple of weeks ago and is not bad if you have low expectations. There's a weird moralizing thing at the end like old pulp lesbian novels, but is otherwise fun. Also Trolls World Tour came out today as a $19.99 rental. #seafever #hermionecorfield #connienielsen #dougrayscott #neasahardiman #vod #primevideo #MySpy #davebautista #seberg #kristenschaal #KristenStewart #hookingup #hookingupmovie #gunpowderandsky #TrollsWorldTour #paramount #universalpictures (at Portland, Oregon) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-0Qi24h8VF/?igshid=157rjg6a9b68k

[elbertoko]

Is love now dead?

Today is February 13th, a Monday. If you are a hopeless romantic who had been longing for romantic love and relationship for a long time, and still don’t have anyone to date tomorrow, then you must have been extra dreadful considering that today’s a Monday, and you’re still zero in the love game. 

But I guess having no date for tomorrow is not something big of a deal anymore. Lately, there has been a decline in people celebrating Valentine's day. YouGov America published an article last year stating that more than half of adult Americans don’t think that Valentine's Day is a special occasion. According to the survey, it has dipped in popularity compared to other holidays because of people’s previous disappointing experiences on Valentine’s day. If Americans are not happy with their previous experiences, then what more of Filipinos who get all the meager things in life?

But does that mean that love is not in the air anymore?

Not entirely, but it seems likely that people — especially the millennial generation — want to take things slow. Not only are love and relationship slower with them, but they are also deliberately not having sex compared to the previous generation. 

According to the New York Times article, “digital saturation has made millennials more socially isolated, restless, and entitled, which could explain why they are having less sex.” While this article was published months before the pandemic, I think more than anything, it holds true to this day. Millenials are even more ‘isolated, restless, and entitled’ after having been forced to follow quarantine protocols and left with only social media and dating apps to fondle with. And we very well know how important sex contributes to healthy relationships. 

In other words, dating has become more complicated as people indulge in more short and quick media and platforms. It has tweaked their innate ability to make a simple conversation and understand the other person because they always tend to lean on the bad side of things.

A writer on Medium, a social publishing platform, enumerated ‘reasons why dating as a millennial is so screwed up’. She wrote that one of the reasons why dating millennials is so screwed up is because they think that seeing photos of lovely couples is proof of love. People tend to associate perfect relationships with how good and fun they seemingly looked on social media when in fact, it does not in any way tell the complete story behind what people see on the platforms. It merely shows smiley faces and happy places while hiding the sad truths and the ugly fights.

All those things and experiences considered, I think love is not dead. It can’t be because love is everywhere. Love can be found in friends, family, partners, communities, and other people. People may have just found different kinds of love today. They have been more aware of what they want. It has become crystal clear that they prefer a specific kind of love over the romantic one. 

A CNN article noted that “if you look around, you’ll quickly see that the yearning for love and romance is manifesting itself in different ways these days.” Whether it be from tv shows, books, stories, or songs — if not from people — love certainly can be found in mysterious places and things. 

[miguelnothing]

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[nastygaldiaries-blog]

NastyGal Diaries - Pilot

A true tell-all of the sexiest, raunchiest, and mostly awkward experiences of dating, relationships and all things hooking up in the 21st century. As a newly turned 30yr old, I’m reflecting back on my twenties in true millennial fashion- by writing it all down, on a public blog site. Tune in if you're nasty.