#how tf i am this stupid

[xcryinginguccix]

Damn, i haven't been posting here for a while...

*blows off dusts* Anyway, disco Elysium sucked me into oblivion and I have been playing it, like a shit tone.

Anyways, here's a Slow Damage fun fact. Or more like "English is my third language and I'm stupid" fun fact, related to Slow Damage.

You guys know Ikuina, right? And you know how in the start of the game he is referred to as Clerk?

My dumbass thought that "Clerk" was his name. His fucking name. All the way until Taku's route. Another fun fact! I did Rei's route first.

I sometimes wonder how did i manage to live 20 years on this planet without meeting Saint Peter. If God is real, she is laughing her ass of rn.

[attyattlaw]

survivor's guilt

[keylineanon]

as an alter or headmate or whatever with a VERY different personality than the host's its actually so important to have a space to like. express yourself in the way you want?

but also watch out cause you get used to it and forget to mask when it could be dangerous not to askdfjkafsks anyways

but yeah ive found that i get along with everyone else a whole lot more if i'm able to have at least some places to be expressive in the way i want to be. it's a lot more important than you realize ig, and not just in the context of being a system. it's like a breath of fresh air

[bnnywngs]

wwx: uncle jiang we need to talk, it's a life and death situation

jfm: what

wcz: a-ying, this is not the ti-

wwx: *opens a big map*

wwx: yunmeng jiang is weak and easy to conquer

wwx: *proceeds to explain his point very coherently and with excellent arguments and examples*

jfm:

wcz: a-ying

wwx: yes, a-die?

wcz: ...you're ten.

[maplefield]

finally started honkai impact 3rd. can someone please explain to me how anything works. i'm confused

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

Today on DARRRRLLLIINGGGGG GUESS WHOS BACK IN PRISONNNNNNN

[ducktollers]

got a sortof interview for a research assistant job tomorrow and sooooooooo scareds :D

[fatcowboys]

im done w moving and out of the shitty apt w the shittier roommate (who did not let move out happen without adding as Much drama as possible) and have just. been feeling so much better. living w my two friends who actually communicate well and all work together on our needs and gah. so less stressed and anxious now!!! and also in a week kitty introductions have gotten farther than they ever did w shitty roommates kitties (they were kinda bullies, so we had to move glacial speed even w oregano cat expert) and just. thank u the universe things are so much better now

[moregraceful]

what jersey did you purchase today??

THEY GOT ME WITH THE GAME WORN CRISCUOLO JERSEY MAN 😭 IT WAS SO EXPENSIVE AND IT'S NOT EVEN SIGNED 😭😭

shit won't even fit i bet, that man was the size of a grain of rice and weighed less than my dog. this org has my balls in a fucking vice

[poems-of-a-lover]

god i need straight ppl to be fuckin normal abt gay intimacy like right now

[hinterlost]

The most unrealistic thing about Stardew Valley is the fact that Elliot lives in a shack with no electricity or internet access. How tf is an author going to google synonyms without electricity (don't say thesaurus I am old enough to had to of used those and they are a pain in the ass if you don't know what you're looking for). You're telling me this man writes on a TYPEWRITER? With no BACKSPACE button?? What if you want to quote something? Are ya gonna go down to the library that got literally all of it's books and artifacts stolen??

[brothersonahotelbed]

classes start tuesday which means my tumblr usage is going to either increase by 200% or plummet so severely you all will think i've left for good

[hella1975]

american girlie stepped on the tube looked me dead in the eye and went ‘is this going to london’ oh how the tables have turned so suddenly babygirl

[orange-sunshines]

kiri and baku cuddling, full on cuddling, bakugo tucked neatly in kiri’s chest, kiri’s arms wrapped around his waist, when kiri says “we’re best bros man, this best friend thing is going to be forever, okay? you’re not getting out of it” and bakugo just lays there absolutely floored. he’s been trying to show kiri he likes him for a month now. he can’t figure out if he’s the stupid one or if it’s kiri

[astranauticus]

(trips and spills black hair/white hair ships all over your dash) ah shit ah fuck-

[lith-myathar]

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