#i am FIRM on these headcanons!!!

[morelikecommunitydick]

m/m sitcom couples with their lesbian third wheel <333

[cool-frog-hours]

Idk how to draw anatomy, but i took a crack at doing bg3 body head cannons.

[ohimsummer]

husband! gojo finally convinces you to stop staying up til the crack of dawn awaiting his return home. he cares too much about your well-being, and someone would have to kill him dead anyway before he just never came back. you go to bed at a decent time that same night, and your lover comes home to find you passed out in his shirt and all snuggled up with his pillow.

he loves that you’re getting some sleep, but he’s also….jealous of the pillow? usually gojo comes home to your warm embrace and sleepy kisses—something he does miss right now, but he’ll pester you for plenty of your affections in the morning. that should be him cradled up in your arms, him being squeezed to your chest. him cuddled up and being clung to like he’d disappear if you let go.

blue eyes narrow at what should be an empty spot beside you; the feelings haven’t subsided when gojo finishes his shower, and he borderline yanks the cushion from your grasp, slotting himself between your limbs and mentally cursing when you begin to rouse from slumber. he gives your forehead a soft peck, whispering sweet nothings to lull you back to sleep, and then places that blasted, home-wrecking pillow beneath his head to drift off.

tagz: @elusivemoon @anthoosies @staryukis @yunymphs @sttoru :3

[pinkvaquita]

New headcanon of the day: Shadow Milk would sing really loudly and dramaticaly teenage girl pop songs to annoy the fuck out of the other beasts. And also did with Elder fairy. And he now does it to annoy Pure Vanilla. I am a firm believer that Pure Vanilla in his nightmares sometimes he founds him singing "Call me maybe" in the most obnoxious and fake girly voice he can. And everytime he is going on with his day and "Oops I did it again" randomly gets stuck in his head, he knows is Shadow Milk's fault.

This also aply to songs from adds or any really well know song.

[galehautstomb]

to whoever came up with the "hangster wedding is the equivalent of the royal wedding for the navy" headcanon I'm forever in your debt, that is a god-tier concept, I'm obsessed, those wedding invitations would be worth more than a fighter jet costs

[fluffydice]

While everyone (re: one other person @jkgnggj :3) is talking about it, kubosaitori is so intriguing to me. Back to that stupid dog metaphor that drives me crazy, Aren and Reita fit it so well in almost completely opposite ways. One is strong, brave, and steadfast — the perfect guard dog. The other is spoiled, clingy, almost overly relaxed with Kusuo before really getting to know the guy — the ideal lapdog.

They’re almost completely opposite in other ways too: one was raised by a group of monks (and I’d argue ghosts as well), while the other forced into independence from primary school. Aren was a gang leader, Reita was raised in a temple, yet the one of them who is more sinful is not who it should be. One is overly reliant on Kusuo’s powers, and the other is never made aware of them in the series.

And yet, they’re both unerringly loyal. In a relationship, Kusuo would be one of, if the only, person these two would willing listen to. They’re both overly physically affection, relying on the fact that they can trust Kusuo. Either to be a pillar of stability, or to always be a tangible, real constant.

They both snap at each other, each greedy for more of Kusuo’s attention than the other. But there could be a camaraderie there. We’ve seen it before. And I think Aren would be protective of Reita in a roundabout way. It comes back to the fact that I think while Aren would eventually function fine without Kusuo in his life, I truly don’t believe Reita could. Coupled with Aren’s natural tendency to take people under his wing, I think he’d end up trying to do that to Reita, especially since Kusuo generally doesn’t need protection like that. And deep down, I think Reita would enjoy the combination of Kusuo’s mothering and Aren’s less sympathetic parenting.

[starrdio]

Y’know what screw it. Raven is by far NOT the most mature titan, but she sure as hell acts the most like a grandma. She always liked to read in silence which was just Goth Nerd behavior, but after Trigon’s defeat when she starts to enjoy more things for the sake of it and not be as closed off she picks up hobbies like. Going to the park to feed the pigeons. Collecting porcelain statuettes. Crocheting things for her friends. Typing ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ in her google searches. Saying ‘I’m going to retire for the night’ at 9 pm

[stardew-obsessed-ora]

How would Morris treat an autistic partner?

:OOO!! Hey there Anon! Thank you so much for asking! As someone autistic I've been waiting for the opportunity to write something like this! You've absolutely got the gears in my brain working.

Note - I'm going to be basing these primarily on mine and some friends experiences with Autism. These may not align with everyone, and that's alright.

Word count: 1,013 TWs/CWs: Small mention of gagging!

　˖　✵⭒Morris with an Autistic S/O

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For starters, this man would do absolutely amazingly with a neurodivergent partner. I'm partially saying this because I think he has a touch of neurodivergence himself, but also because he seems like he'd be willing to be accommodating once he's sat down and talked to about some of your issues. He'd be confused at first, but he'd realize the two of you have more of a common ground than he first assumed.

He'd do a significant bit of research once being told you're autistic. He doesn't want to seem ignorant, and he wants to better understand how to accommodate for your needs. Of course, he'd probably just ask you upfront since he understands everyone's different with different needs and whatnot.

For starters, he completely understand getting so interested in something it's all you talk about. He'd be more than willing to hear about your fixations and interests. In fact, he'd be the type of man to buy you things pertaining to some niche topic you brought up then be like "oh. I just happened to remember you liked this character! Consider it a lucky surprise?" He also enjoys casually bringing up things related to your interest and watching you go off about it.

If you're not a fan of large crowds, that's cool. He enjoys large gatherings, especially since they're good for business! But he can absolutely understand how easy it is to become burnt out by them. He can recall countless times at Joja Block Parties in which he had to step away due to the commotion. He'd be sure to keep track of short-cuts in busier parts of Zuzu City so that you don't have to deal with tons of people.

Loud noises absolutely overwhelm him, even if he doesn't want to admit it. It's a weak point of his. He much prefers the quieter things in life, and being somewhere too loud and boisterous can offset his thoughts, leaving him all disoriented and disgruntled. He completely understands having to walk away from somewhere due to it being too loud and will absolutely surprise you with noise cancelling headphones.

One thing I feel he'd have some difficulty getting used to is if you're clingy. I've mentioned this in a prior post, but he reminds me of a cat in terms of how he warms up to others. It'd take some time for him to get used to you wanting to be against him or wanting to cuddle him or anything like that. But once he's warmed up to your physical advances, he'd be more than happy to allow you to lounge against him while he does his work/while he reads. He'd also be more than happy to hold you against him while he does things, or carry you around if he's able to.

Once he's used to being physically affectionate with you, he'd be so down to laying on top of you if you like that sort of thing. Free weighted plush!

If you don't like affection? That's perfectly fine with him. He's more than capable of being affectionate in other ways, as his main love language pertains moreso toward gift-giving and quality time. Plus, it's hard for him to warm up to physical affection as well, he understands.

He is the world's loudest advocate for parallel play. He would love doing productive while you're doing something else and hearing your input/giving his own input on what you're doing. He finds it one of the nicest ways of bonding with you. Silent acknowledgement of one anothers presence...

He would 100000% understand not liking touching certain textures. Just looking at store-bought slime brings shivers up and down his spine and makes him break into a sweat. Hell, he couldn't even stock those towelettes Joja stocked back when he was a mere grunt due to how horrible they felt to him. He'd take careful note of what you do and don't like touching and then be sure to buy gifts and things that fall under positive textures for you only.

One thing I think would also confuse him would be food aversions. He's never experienced issues with any sort of food. He's had a few dislikes, but he isn't particularly picky. (Not to mention he's been desensitized by microwaveable joja meals) He doesn't quite understand the whole unable to eat something due to the texture thing, nor does he understand gagging due to the scent of something. But he'd try his best to accommodate to you. He'd start carrying your comfort foods in his home, and he'd try to eat food that set off your aversions away from you. That way, you both would be able to eat together and he'd still be able to eat what he wants.

He doesn't get stimming at first but he'll try his best to accommodate for your needs. Joja sells stim toys! Look at that cute clicky worm thing! He can get plenty! Once they end up breaking after barely any use, he buys ones from actually refutable brands. One benefit in you stimming is him realizing just how relaxing it is to sit down and do similar.

He can find himself getting a little easily irritated over things being said poorly, but once you explain to him that its hard for you to control your tone or the way you phrase things, he starts asking for clarification when he's confused.

He can be very passive aggressive or sarcastic toward others. But toward you, he'll keep himself and his mouth in check. Especially if you don't pick up on either well.

Schedule changes do not happen with this man. You never have to worry about being put off track unless it's something out of his hands. He is always on time, no sooner, no later. This man adores daily routines too, and knowing you like predictability leaves him the ability to continue following his usual routine without much issue. If and when he can't stick to the usual, however, he tries to give a heads up.

If and when you go mute, he entirely understands and tries not to force you to talk. Though, I imagine the first time it happened he was absolutely startled. He was worried he did something and that he was being given silent treatment. Or that something had happened to you. Once you explained it to him later, however, he understood. If you're able to, he often hands you a board to write with. If you're not able to, he just sits with you and does whatever you want to, or just does his work and lets you lean against him.

If he notices you're overwhelmed he does everything he can to take you out of the situation, even if you end up dejected over the fact he left for the sake of you. If the two of you are at a company wide party and you start to get noticeably burnt out he'll find an excuse to leave. If you two are at a restaurant or something and you're starting to get more jittery he'll ask if you'd like to make your meals take out and head out. If ever you voice you're worried you're ruining your outings together due to this, he'll cup your face with his hand (if you like physical touch) and reassure you otherwise.

He loves you to bits ultimately, and he wants the absolute best for you. He'd probably check in constantly to make sure you're alright.

[tema-makes-art-sometimes]

if france isnt being really weirdly morbid about death and its beauty then whats the gosh darn diggity dang point.

[star-burst365]

my personal OUABH headcanon is that evangeline has the nastiest swears you’ve ever heard up her sleeves but they only slip out for minor inconveniences. she will not cuss you out if you absolutely destroy her mental state but that does not hold true if you’re a random rock she almost trips on.

[queenimmadolla]

Do we think Eddie Munson talks in his sleep? Because i would like to write a blurb about Reader talking back to him

[wolves-in-the-world]

new Worst Thing theory: eliot's killed, fine, he's tortured, he has the blood of children on his hands, he's done a lot of bad shit under orders and it's honestly kinda difficult to top it—

—until the day he does it without anyone ever giving the command.

the worst thing I ever did, I did for damien moreau.

nowhere does it say he didn't do it of his own volition.

I feel like it probably wasn't a big step from just anticipating orders - but it was enough that moreau treated it as significant.

loyalty that goes so deep he didn't need to be told what moreau would want to be done - not even with a glance, a tilt of moreau's head, the extra weight of significance in his voice. those small signals that are less agreed on earlier and more just learned by eliot as he strove to do and be enough.

the one time eliot acted without any of that was the day moreau knew he had won.

[thetarttfuldickhead]

Hi i thought this was weird/funny but didn't know who else to share it with.

I'm from the US, and my school's planning a global study trip to the UK that I was accepted onto, and at the "here are things you need to know" meeting they told us we were going to be landing in Manchester. Everything I know about Manchester comes from Jamie Tartt fic. EVERYTHING. So at this point Manchester didn't quite feel like a real place; it felt like a fake city invented in a TV show to give a main character a hometown. So I turn to my friend and I go, "Oh my god Manchester is a real place." And then I realize something and say, even louder, "Oh my god everyone there will talk like Jamie Tartt."

Anyway that's how I had my existential crisis about fiction set in the real world. Also how my friend decided I was mildly insane /j.

ASK GAME ASK GAME. Uhhhh... 7 and 9? Though all of them look interesting, which I guess is the point of an ask game. Have a nice day! :D

I am very glad – and honoured! – you chose to tell me this! It really is interesting, the way that real places we only know through fiction don’t seem to be real places at all… and really, to us, functionally, what is the difference between a real city on the other side of the globe or Coruscant or Ankh Morpork?

Embrace the insanity, my friend! And have fun in Manchester! (Though, will you only be landing in Manchester and then moving straigh on, or will you actually go into Manchester proper? And fair warning: not everyone in Manchester is likely to have a Manc dialect. I remember the last time I was in Karlstad, a city in a region of Sweden where they speak my favourite Swedish dialect, and I was sorely disappointed to realise that most of the people we encountered didn’t speak that dialect at all – that is particularly true in hospitality, I believe, what with a lot of newcomers often ending up in those fields).

And regarding your questions, I’ve answered 7 here. Let’s do 9: do you have any headcanons you think must be totally true for the characters?

Huh. Good question, My headcanons tend to be of the fluid variety, changing depending on the situation and what seems more interesting at any given moment. As for things I think must be true all the time…

Hm. Jamie’s given name actually is Jamie and not James.

Jamie switches numbers, from 9 to 10, between season 3 and 4. The 9 goes to Dani.

That might be it, actually, as far as must be totally true goes.

A few that are less set in stone, but still pretty firm (in the sense that it’s what I believe deep down but I will entertain other notions when they seem fun):

Of all the people on Nelson Road Keeley is the most resistant to going to therapy (even as she is highly in favour of it in theory and for other people).  

Roy is by and large straight, and Jamie is an exception.

Though James is physically abusive, it’s mostly shoves and “playful” punches and all sorts of stuff that could feasibly be explained away as “just” joking around, you’re not some fragile little bitch, are you son, etc, rather than actual beatings.

Nate and Jamie do have some rather heartfelt conversations about making others feel small to make yourself feel big once Nate rejoins Richmond.

Okay, there are probably others, as well as SO MANY that are of the “this might be fun, could be true” variety.

Thank you for this ask and sorry it took so long and I hope you have a lovely, lovely day, and that your trip to the UK is super fun once it rolls around!

[averagepsychouser]

On the fourth night of hannukah I teach Boone to make latkes

[impishtubist]

Chaos Time!

If Remus hadn't been bitten and wasn't a werewolf, would he have been in Gryffindor? Would he have made the friends he did, or did his living with lycanthropy have a large effect on his personality?

More importantly, if Remus wasn't a werewolf, would Sirius have any interest in him? (The ship is called Wolfstar, after all.)

Oh, I'm sure it had a large influence on his personality and he'd be different without it! (He would not, however, suddenly become buff and tall and broad and hot and be an alpha. Having lycanthropy does not make you those things, so Remus is still pathetic and noodly even without it). And I actually think he'd still be in Gryffindor 😂 But I am flexible! I think a case could be made for Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff, too. The one house I don't think he'd be in without the lycanthropy is Slytherin, but I think there's a chance he could be in that house with it, 'cause canon Remus is sneaky and shit. He'd fit right in.

Sirius Black is a monsterfucker and a James-fucker. If Remus isn't a werewolf? Sirius might sleep with him a handful of times, but like, the appeal just isn't there, you know?

[the-painted-siren]

Hc that the reason Lloyd gets so riled up over Christofern isn’t just bc he’s been “replaced” by a plant but bc collecting houseplants was HIS hobby first, so he has to assert dominance