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“jon the boring” i am going to rip all of my hair out
#game of thrones#jon snow#i can’t tell you#how much i despise certain dany fans#please kiss my ass#i said certain not all#some of y’all r chill#but why do we have beef with jon#he killed dany!!!!#are u actually telling me you took season 8 as canon#are you telling me#you take him doing that seriously#how can you take anything at all from season eight seriously#in my mind it never even happened#cause it just#it wasn’t even real#spirit airlines anon ik you’re with me on this#but jesus christ#dany was confirmed tptwp!!!!#yes in the show canon#i thought we knew that#like no hate to my girl but then they’re like#JON TJE BORING-#i am going to commit a hate crime
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in a world where everything is okay, i can just imagine gojo being a horrifically great babysitter for megumi and being unofficially adopted into the fushiguro family like
toji hates his guts, and gojo hates his guts too—but fushimama is so nice and kind, and finds him to be an absolute darling, and toji will always fold to his wifes whims every time—so toji puts up with the annoying blue-eyed menace
at the very least, he can take solace in the fact that baby megs also hates him, and fushimama has never seen her boys so cooperative and together as a family unit before—despite it being at gojos expense lmao
as much as she wants to break up their mini-fights and bickerings, she doesn't because it is somehow enrichment for the three of them
she always manages to wrangle gojo to stay just a bit longer for dinners on the weekends, despite him insisting that he doesn't want to be a bother. the smile that spreads on her face when toji invites him to stay for dinner for the first time—toji would do anything for that smile. even put up with gojo teasing him for being so down bad for her LMAO
#wynn talks#damn my first non-nanago post#i am a fan of many faces#faces being obsessions with fictional characters and their relationships and their hypothetical happy endings and scenarios#but yeah—gege you didnt even give fushimama a nameeeeee#aUGH—I MEAN ITS NOT GONNA BE HARD TO GIVE HER A NAME#I CAN JUST GOOGLE SOMETHING BUT LIKE#GEGE JUST SAID 'lmao toji had a wife btw' and DIPPED#LITERALLY ZERO CHARACTERIZATION#NOTHING#NOT EVEN A NAME#IM SO FUCKING DISTRAUGHT#we dont even know how they met up or whatever#and like—im never gonna be over the fact that she didnt have a nameeeee#imagine being so important to a character that they fundamentally changed their entire life AND gave us another extremely important charact#bUT NOT EVEN HAVE A NAME#this is some motherfuckin genshin impact scaramouche backstory bullshit like cmonnnn#but yeah if i ever post abt them again ill have probably spent weeks agonizing over the perfect name for this woman that we barely know lma#also—this is a nanago blog so you bet ur ASS that ill be turning this into some nanago bullshit AHAHA#already the ideas are brewing in my mind...#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk headcanons#gojo satoru#toji fushiguro#fushimama#toji fushiguro wife#bro i hate it here i had to fuckin look up the tags for her#because she DOESNT HAVE A FUCKING NAME IM GONNA COMMIT CRIMES#god the hassles and slight frustrations and i have to go thru to tag shit properly dfjknghlksd
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if I ever mysteriously disappear one day with my account deleted, becoming the missing mutual, rest assured that it'll probably be because I have continually lied about myself IRL and find this account to be attached to that mentality. I will one day return
#I still like this username but I might abandon it. might return to it too though#just a solid reset on my online presence#idk if I'll go through with it but I'm acknowledging it here just in case#andy rambles#btw I love to use the shitty phrasing of calling myself a pathological liar but I'm just gonna explain that real quick#I'm pretty open about how my main OCD obsession is emotional contamination#long story short I have continually distanced myself from anything about myself that I share with others#(“I can only be what you're not”)#where I have met a lot of people and whatnot#it used to not affect me much until I turned 13 when it began to spiral out of control#I stopped engaging in almost anything I actually enjoyed (I'm drawn to people who like the same things as me (unfortunately))#I started to latch onto anything that I could possibly enjoy and “claim” it as my own w/out fear on infection#(another persons soul infecting my own authenticity has been a deep rooted fear of mine)#(that if I am ever even vaguely influenced by someone else I am going to become them and therefore be inauthentic)#(which is in my eyes the worst crime a human can commit)#pair that with yearly-ish “emotional rebrands” (ie. doing whatever I can to distance myself from a past version of myself I hate)#and you get a recipe for “this guy isn't who he says he is”#I refused to engage in my own interests -- get new interests -- do just about anything#I say refused like its past-tense but this is still happening#this has actively ruined my life & ability to connect with people#I have a lot of personal moral shit (OCD obsessions are rarely one-man shows) against lying to people#(its a display of inauthenticity which is the worst crime of man)#so I've decided to refer to myself as a pathological liar as this pattern is in practice a series of lies that have done nothing but stack#rn I'm doing my best to decipher what about myself is truly me vs. distancing myself from others out of fear of infection#big ones I've realized is that I'm not into dudes. at all.#I consistently identified as a lesbian for 3 years before I met other people who were also lesbians#then I didn't and I am certain it was out of fear that I'd become them somehow#(don't we love magical thinking?)#anyways that's the short of it#if that makes sense at all
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Never in my life have I thought I'll write a deadass Wikipedia shit of a thousand words and format it with all the possible links, and then Tumblr will decide to test my patience AND NOT SAVE IT!
@staff
#I'M GOING TO BITE TUMBLR'S CODE WITH MY BARE TEETH#I’M FOAMING AT THE MOUTH#SOMEONE HOLD ME BACK OR I’M EATING A ROUTER#I DIDN’T JUST WRITE I ASCENDED. I TRANSCENDED HUMAN LIMITS AND TUMBLR SAID “NO.”#TUMBLR COMMITTED A HATE CRIME AGAINST ME#I SAW GOD IN THOSE HYPERLINKS AND THEN I WATCHED HIM DIE. I’M GOING TO FUCKING PEEL THE CSS OFF THIS SITE AND WEAR IT AS A FUCKING CAPE#DO NOT PERCEIVE ME#I AM HOWLING AT THE MOON#AUTOSAVE MY BELOVED WHERE WERE YOU. YOU LEFT ME. YOU BETRAYED ME 😭💔#I WILL NEVER KNOW PEACE [I'M EATING MY KEYBOARD]#I’M WRITING THIS FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL#TUMBLR CATCH ME IN THE BACK ALLEY I JUST WANNA TALK#SOMEBODY STOP ME BEFORE I BECOME CODE#THE DEVIL SAW WHAT I WROTE AND SAID “DAMN.” AND THEN TUMBLR DELETED IT#mylovesstuffs yapping
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Ned Land, a bisexual, watching Aronnax being in love with Captain Nemo and repeatedly putting off escape attempts because of this: "Maybe gay rights were a bad idea."
#poor Ned hes like i may be bi but good lord am i going to commit a hate crime if my gay bestie doesnt stop this nonsense#i am ofc gay and this is a joke#pierre aronnax#tkluts#twenty thousand leagues under the sea#captain nemo#20000 leagues under the sea#aronnemo#nemonnax#ned land
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thinking about how the commentators were still trying to discredit ovi last night immediately after talking about all the stats he’s on the best of all time lists for like wtf was that
#I hate you national broadcasts I hate you!!!!#if the record is met/broken with anyone but joe b on the call I AM going to commit crimes#alex ovechkin#washington capitals
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one of these days i'm going to go to prison for committing crimes against my cities transit system and tbh they'll deserve it
#walking home in pitch black when it's#fucking freezing out#because the bus driver couldn't be assed to DO HIS JOB AND STOP AT THE STOP#THAT I WAS WAITING AT#this is a COMMON FUCKING OCCURENCE#and i'm actually going to commit crimes#this garbage fucking city has wasted DAYS of my life at this point#i have made countless complaints about this route in the last 4 years#it has gotten worse!!!!!!!#i'm going to kill someone#i'm going to raid the office of the people in charge and burn it#i'm going to start beating people into accepting and fixing public transportation#kill death die murder to oil and gas#i fucking hate it here#i hate alberta and the mentality here#i hate the way people suck the dicks of the people ruining our lives#fuck private transportation#fuck anyone who insists it needs to be the standard#i want to scream#i am filled with endless amounts of rage and no where to put it#fuck#fuck transit#personal rambles#not stargate
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Devastating! I Can't Write a Single Word of My Fic Because I'm Too Overstimulated to Listen to Music but Too Distracted to Go Without Sound
#i hate it here#plays 3 seconds of a song: nope#plays 3 seconds of a youtube video: hell no#tries to write with 3 seconds of silence: I am going to commit a Crime#fanfic#fanfiction#autism
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ggghhg i hate vehiclessssssss ghghghhghhhhh [dies dies dies forever]
#just me hi#i'm going to get right back to it but i need to complain or i'll turn into a stale loaf of Bread lmao :3👍#so here it is. why's it gotta be so hard hhghfh#okay buildings suck i hate buildings. but also they don't make me want to immediately explode at the merest hint of actually drawing them#vehicles?? Vehicles ???? i am going to just. what if i just put everyone in magical cardboard boxes and did that huh. what is the point !!#i have to draw motorcyclessss and carssssss and i'm okay with bikes to a degree actually <3 and horsessssssss and truckssssssssssss#god forbid you pick an older model with like 20 articles on it cuz most of them are going to only have a side profile and 3/4s view of that#dang thing. which yea sounds manageable 'why is this a problem keeps' i cannot properly see the FRONT#i have to guess?? i have to Guess ???? my dearest wish i think i'm just going to live in the sewers. with the sewer creatures#GGHHHHHHHHHHHH#i am going to practice drawing this stupid thing that i'm going to use for like 7 panels MAX and then i'm going to commit a FOUL crime. lik#rearranging someone's usual playlist without them knowing so they're confused every time they listen to it afterwards#//okay enough of that. we're good hbfhsfh :3#i have done other things today ! i've actually made a rough timeline for pi.e so thaaaat's cool :D#that and found a cool artist to follow on pillowfort. i. forgor their user but they have cool art .w.#/also i'm past the halfway mark on this first chapter which is !!!#i don't want to jinx myself cuz i know i'm really good at that hfhsv - but i think i'll start storyboarding the next part if i can get a#couple more pages done :D#//also the cowboy au grows stronger everyday hhhgfshvbh#i kind of knew some sort of au was inevitable but i did not think it would be an old west one loll :3#still trying to figure out the logistics#i wanna find some good historical fiction from those eras (1860s-70s) but i do not have the brain space for it rn fbhs - so this will do :>#it won't have any of the magic or gods i think bc of that but i'm having fun regardless :D#it Does have some occult though. because i was playing the story for my brother and i Do enjoy scaring him hhbvhfhsfvh#there are devils on the ranch!! or are they devils?? he hasn't gotten that far yet lol :>#//i also may have some sort of weird lean towards the spooky because Somehow each of my stories end up containing some sort of thriller#element?? lmao rip my siblings#but it never happens on purpose. again; rip my siblings hfhhvsh#//oo running out of tag space lol <//3#i shall return. probably with more wip stuff cuz i started like 4 canvases in 2 days hhghghdvs - toodles !!
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GRAAAAAH
#every! fucking! day with this shit!!!#i am NEARLY AN ADULT how am i STILL DISORDERED EATING PILLED. UNBASED. CRINGE.#and now i can’t even fucking SHOWER because i’m so GROSS#i think i am going to COMMIT A WAR CRIME!#and i can’t even fucking watch gng to calm down because then i’ll be dysphoric and dysmorphic at the same goddamn time#i hate those pretty goddamn men so bad im gonna fucking murder them with their own streaming equipment.#ed mention
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Emails are the most torturous things ever invented
#if I have to send another email I’m going to scream#blogging#also I legitimately hate most of the people I am forced to send emails to#which is mainly uni administration so it’s understandable#Emails genuinely make me want to commit crimes
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Okay. Dog trainer here, that trained dogs to attack people for protection and I trained police dogs.
There is no blood in this video. You see her hands multiple times, which she uses to defend herself. They are not injured or even bloody from her other injuries?
Dogs teeth will tear flesh whey they are trained to, so the first bite, especially in the face would cause a lot of bleeding.
I was trying to rehab a dog and it bit me leaving me needing serious surgery in my arm, where he bit down fully, only once until my colleague dragged him off of me.
This video is staged to look like it does. Why is the footage of the dog entering the room not shown? Where are the other dogs? Why is there literally not a drop of blood anywhere but she was severely injured? Also there is no soldier handler? There is no audio? That dog was not on top of her yet against all human instincts she remains lying down flat. This is proof of nothing.
Bull shit. Bull fucking shit.
You do realize that Al jeezera is a terrorist (jihad) organizations controlled media network, right? If you had one brain cell you'd see that this is not a reliable source of anything.
And most literally ironic part is that most of you live on stolen land yourselves in NA and Australia, New Zealand , and so much more.
There is literally more human suffering in other places, civilian death count is the lowest of any modern war. I wish you all actually would educate yourselves instead of spreading shit.
Also actual footage that is not altered would have a running time, especially because it's a dog.

Share‼️ In footage published by Al-Jazeera, recorded from a camera mounted on an Israeli forces’ dog, shows Israeli occupation forces releasing the dog inside a residential house in Jabalia refugee camp Northern Gaza Strip ‼️‼️
The dog attacked an elderly Palestinian woman while she was sleeping, severely injuring her. Via @in.visualart
من كاميرا مركبة على كلب بوليسي للاحتلال تُظهر اعتداء الكلب على سيدة مسنة داخل بيتها في جباليا شمال قطاع غزة
#am yisrael chai#Go IDF#Al jeezera is literally terrorist approved news you idiots#I hate you leftists#Palestine is committing war crimes#Jihad are savages#This video is so bogus#Fake video#Ugh so tired of this fake shit that shows actually nothing but is somehow proof?#Oh Kay#Fuck you TERROIST sympathizers#Pro pally go and help the innocent people then instead of sitting in your home on stolen land yourself
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No but the Hunger Games really said "what do you hate more- the atrocities or the people who commit them against you? Because like it or not there IS a difference. If you hate the people who commit acts of pure evil more than you hate the acts themselves, what will stop you from becoming just like your enemies in your pursuit of justice? What will keep you from commiting those very same acts against THEM when the opportunity arises? And what then? The cycle of pain and suffering will never stop. Round and round it'll go. Nothing will ever change. But. BUT. If you hate the atrocities. If you hate the vile, senseless acts MORE than you hate the people who did them to you. If you are able to see that evil is evil regardless of who does it... The cycle ends with you. No, you may never get justice. But you will never be responsible for making others, even your enemies, suffer the same crimes you have. The atrocities will never be committed by you, never by your hand. And that's the way you change the world. It's the ONLY way" and that's why I am sure it will never stop being one of the most relevant works of fiction ever created
#the hunger games#thg#suzanne collins#katniss everdeen#peeta mellark#catching fire#mockingjay#“i hate my enemies for what they did but i refuse to become like them”#← one of the most difficult stances to take but nonetheless worthwhile#my boy peeta knew what was up#current events got me thinking
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it's entirely possible that if I manage to stay alive that long, things will get better. It's also entirely possible that I end up living with my parents till my late 30's.
#ah who the fuck am i kidding#it never fucking gets better#“better” is just going outside long enough for someone to commit a hate crime
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throwing every canon gf ship out the window with my mind at full power (you can stay melody)
#im not even looking at the fucking art to know if its a joke or not fuck offffffffffffffffffff. fuck offfffffffffffffff#wish my favs would have popular ships that dont make me want to commit crimes every time im subjected to them#i hate this fandom god#the shipping content will never make me not want to kill again at this point and i am just Done#didn't even go to the stream even tho i would have been pumped about it a year ago#nothing against alex but the jackasses who run the gd fandom are starting to ruin my enjoyment of gf#i haven't been posting it and focusing on OCs and other media lately for a reason.#im not having fun anymore straight up.#id love to not be treated like the human embodiment of the black plague for trying to have fun/cope for One Second Ever but its never comin#i can switch main ship ig but ive spent months trying to find anywhere to go and it feels so hard to find anything to care about anymore#thats why the OCs! ill make my own ship with blackjack and hookers and none of you people get to have opinions on it since its for ME#i didnt make it for you.png#flaptopfuture
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i come out of batman stories where bruce is just. real bad. loving him even more
#in this case it was a fanfiction that. eugh. i normally don't read that kinda stuff#here's the thing☝️bruce wayne is so human in every mistake he makes. every crime he commits#it's like. 'in the best most understandable way possible i am going to do something heinous rn'#also 'i'm gonna hate myself so much for it that you won't have to. i have the corner on the BW hate market'#baby you're unforgivable. i forgive you. a million times over#good thing he's fictional. there are too many real life rich white criminals people will forgive for anything#bruce is very special.
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