#i am so mcfucking happy rn

[7official7moose7]

Me losing my shit under the cut (good omens spoilers) (this is long)

WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE ACTUAL FICKING FUCK GOD DAMMIT WHAT THE HELL WHAT IN THE ACTUAL NAME OF HELL. WHAT THE LITERAL COMPLETE FUCK. I'M SHAKING AND ON THE VERGE OF TEARS AND I'M GOING TO ACTUALLY PUKE. WHAT KIND OF FUCKING ENDING WAS THAT. IM. WHAT THE FRICKLE FRACKLE TICKLE TACKLE FUCK. WAS THAT. EXMCFUCKING SCUZE ME. FUCK METATRON, FUCK GABRIEL AND BEELZEBUB, FUCK EVERYONE, WHAT THE ACTUAL LITERAL FUCKING FUCK I CAN'T BREATHE. NEIL GAIMAN YOU ABSOLUTE MOTHERFUCKER. I'M IN SHAMBLES AND I'M UPSET AND I CAN'T EVEN TELL IF I MEAN ALL THIS OR NOT I'M REALLY OVERWHELMED WITH THAT WHOLE LAST EPISODE WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKK. I'M SO ANGRY AND SO HAPPY BUT I'M ALSO SO FUCKING LIVID BUT I'M ALSO SMILING AS I TYPE THIS. I. FUCK. SHIT GOD DAMMIT HOLY MOTHERFUCKING HELL HEAVEN WHAT THE FUCK EVER. I CAN'T PROCESS THIS RIGHT NOW AND I DON'T K OW WHAT TO DO WITH MY LIFE AFTER THIS SHIT. HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO COPE FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS WAITING FOR THE NEXT SEASON?????? WHAT THE SHIT!!!!! WHAT THE ACTUAL FACTUAL LITERAL SHIT!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T EVEN THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO TYPE I'M SO UPSET AND DISTRAUGHT AND MOTHERFUCKING PHYSICALLY SICKKKK. IT'S NORMAL FOR ME TO FEEL SICK WHEN I'M EXCITED BUT GOD DAMMIT THIS IS THE WORST KIND OF EXFUCKINGCITEMENT I'VE EVER FELT. THIS WAS MORE INTENSE THAN THE FUCKING FURY RIDE AT CAROWINDS I FUCK. ING CAN'T. HOW DARE YOU BITCHASSES DO THIS SHIT TO ME YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOONS. I SWEAR TO GOD METATRON PUT SOME SHIT IN THAT COFFEE BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY AZIRAPHALE WOULD A. ASK CROWLEY TO BE AN ANGEL AGAIN AND B. PUSH HIM AWAY IN THE EVENT OF A KISS AND SAY "I FORGIVE YOU" WHAT THE FUCK. TWO YEARS!!!!!! WE HAVE TO WAIT TWO MCFUCKING YEARS FOR A NEW SEASON???!!??!??!!!! I'M NOT. I'M NOT DOING SO WELL. I'M NOT PREPARED AND I WASN'T PREPARED AND I NEVER WOULD HAVE BEEN PREPARED TO HAVE THAT FUCKING RUG RIPPED OUT FROM UNDER ME LIKE TGATTTTT. I'M HURTINGGGG. NO ONE TALK TO ME I'M SO FUCKING MESSED UP RN

/hj

[kingkenzieofmold]

*LOVINGLY GRABS YOU BY THE THROAT/j* YOU ALSO GAVE YOUR HENRY A FUCKING TRENCH COAT??!!?!!?!!! EXCUSE ME!??!?!! I'M NOT THE ONLY MCFUCKING ONE WHO THOUGHT, "AH HELL YEAH, TRENCH COAT! SEEMS NEAT. :D"

I am sorry but you do not understand how happy this made me vdbdbfbdbd also my Henry's trench coat belongs to his/their dad random fun fact :D Kay I'll shut the fuck up now fhfvfdbddbbd omg I'm jus so happy I could stim rn I dunno it silly fhbvfcbfdbsb

Why thank you! I’m glad we’re on the same wavelength when it comes to trench coats. I always imagined that Henry even as a thief wears at least one flowing clothing as to him it’s all about the look! Always thought he gave mystery vibes with the longer coats so of course he need to wear one. Also the hidden pockets have many items just waiting to be use in an unorthodox way ;)

also your Henry having his trench coat be a family connection is quite a nice touch if I do say so! <3

[eviclair]

Y E A H B A B Y

[ryo-hirakawa]

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[marshmalleaux-queen]

hhhhhhhi uh. my name is cici and um. I just wanted to tell y'all that mary sues… are a myth ksjdhfg.

Like. I’m all for fleshin’ out your character and making them fit in if that’s something you really enjoy doing. But if you’re just trying to have fun then just GO for it man like. who the fuck cares if you love such-and-such main character. who cares if you like to have colorful outfits or hair or eyes cause you think it looks cool or pretty (spoiler alert: I fucking love rainbows too). doesn’t matter if you’re 13 and just discovered deviantart or 27 and you just really wanna smooch the bad guy and maybe also be 13 again. Are you having harmless fun before people come to try and shit on it? if you answer yes then kEEP DOIN’ WHATCHA DOIN’ MY GUY. Anyone who tries to tell you what you can and can’t do with YOUR characters is a massive dillweed. Who CARES if it interferes with canon, guESS WHAT that’s the whole reason AU’s were invented my friend. I’m gonna SMOOCH a SKELETON and NOBODY CAN STOP ME. Whassat? You say that the skeleton would in fact NOT want to smooch my character for x reason?? hOHOHO, GUESS WHO’S GOT THE PEN MOTHERFUCKER?? sorry i can’t hear your butthurt over the sound of mmmmmmm me having harmless fun with entirely FICTONAL characters 💅🏻

[theatrelesbabe]

ok so How Is The Screen Printing Going you ask. well you didn’t ask but im going to tell you. yesterday was me trying to expose my screens & make the stencils....well first time i underexposed and it all washed out. nice. 5 hours and another coat of emulsion on each screen later I didn’t exactly underexpose them but the way that I was washing them out made the stencils wash out AGAIN in some parts....too stubborn to admit defeat, I attempted to use screen filler and masking tape to correct the areas (did not work. masking tape had too much height and was giving me shitty edges). i might have settled for it if it was a personal project but some very nice people had preordered shirts w the design on it, so it was too crappy to sell. did all this under my heat lamp so that the very wet screens would dry....well....wouldn’t you believe i overexposed them to hell. spent about 45 minutes and nearly all of my emulsion remover last night trying to clear the hardened emulsion. did not work and the screens were p much unusable. chemists on the internet said that the emulsion was “locked in”...i had resigned myself to having to go to michaels ON MY DAY OFF, NO LESS, can you imagine the indignity...anyway going to michaels and buying another screen bc one of them...might have been temporarily salvageable. anyway so cut to me looking out the window, its snowing heavily but doesnt seem to be sticking to my road. i put my screens in the car, thinking my last option is to attempt to pressure wash them at the car wash stalls. i go out to drive to michaels. the roads are Very Bad. my abs keeps kicking in, my back wheels r spinning, visibility is poor. mama ain’t raise no bitch and i can drive in the snow but it would’ve been a fools errand and just not worth the risk. so I turn back. I call my mom at work and tell her of my foiled plan. she says “what about the pressure washer in the shed?” i had forgotten about the pressure washer in the shed. so I enlist my 16 yr old brother to help me carry the heavy ass pressure washer in from the shed to my house, which, mind you, is probably 50 yards of trudging through what is still 2 ft deep snow in my yard. he is not happy, i am not happy, i do not believe this will really work. i’ve ruined my screens! wasted my money! let every single person down and fraudulently deprived them of THEIR money! anyway we get the pressure washer to the house and the freaking ripcord won’t pull. like it just. it’s locked up. probably because it’s freaking 30 degrees outside. so i leave it in the garage for 15 minutes to warm up and give up on that because i’m impatient, then go back outside and decide that i am literally not coming in from the very heavy snow until i’ve started the mcfucking pressure washer. i pull. and i pull. and i mess with the choke and ignition and i pull. it takes probably fifteen minutes but thank baby jesus almighty i start that pressure washer. line up my ruined screens against the garage door...and...wouldnt you fucking know, it works. my screens look like new. theyre drying rn and i’ll coat them in emulsion soon. i had to change all my clothes bc i was soaked from the pressure washer and snow, but god bless america i’m going to try this all again in a few hours

[anotherobeymeblog]

I GOT MY MCFUCKING DATA BACK, LADS

Solmare tech support was so lovely and patient and they managed to get my data back!!!! I am so happy rn

[horrorlesbion]

if u have any horror w fairytale motifs to recommend btw... 👀👀

oh HELL Yeah i have to say i’m not an expert on this subgenre but i LOVE to recommend horror so let’s mcfucking go

good examples:

the vvitch: young girl in the 16th century gets accused of witchcraft by her religious family (one note: be aware that the dialogue is COMPLETELY historically accurate so esp if ure not a native speaker it requires brain cells and possibly subtitles)

pan’s labyrinth: guillermo del toros dark fantasy set during the spanish civil war (??) about a young girl dealing with the situation and her terrible family life. it’s not straight horror but like…the pale man. that’s all i’m gonna say.

elizabeth harvest: scifi horror tinged bluebeard adaptation. unfortunately male gaze-y but i love abbey lee what can i say

the lure: little mermaid adaptation but it’s a polish horror musical where the mermaids are strippers and one is bi. directed by a woman!

good manners: DISCLAIMER: i haven’t seen this yet and i think the ending is ambigous wrt happiness/survival from what i’ve heard but it’s a lesbian werewolf romance SO???

black swan: i don’t really consider it horror but i know it has some messed up body stuff and ugly duckling, swan lake etc etc.

suspiria: i’m not  a huge fan of the original but visually it evokes a lot of classic disney movies. the new one has a very different visual language but i def recommend it. it’s not as fairytale-based but it does still have witches.

hard candy: red riding hood reversal for the modern age (deals with csa as the main character is a young girl who traps and tortures a p*dophile so proceed with caution it’s heavy and uncomfortable but very good).

trick’r’treat: a halloween anthology but one of the four stories is another red riding hood reversal with lesbian werewolves.

midsommar: not fairytale in the classic sense but it’s based on a bunch of pagan folktale stuff and also it just SLAPS and looks beautiful

this isn’t really my usual subgenre so?? there’s PROBABLY more that i’m missing rn anyone who wants to feel free to chime in.

honorable mention for movies i either don’t like or haven’t seen but am told are in this category: red riding hood, devil’s backbone, the company of wolves, tigers are not afraid, the hallow, the village, 

[shwarmadillo]

reasons why you and everyone you know should watch the dragon prince:

it is, by far, the best animated show on nexflix (ok maybe tied w/ she-ra). voltron legendary failure and boss baby whatever can SUCK IT

the plot is like a:tla meets harry potter meets DR A G O NS but even better than you could possibly imagine

the representation in this show is off the motherfucking charts y’all! there are!!! so many!! poc!!! more than half the characters aren’t white and they are all so precious

also staring: two disabled characters, both of which are living their best lives, not despite but with their disabilities (and one of which is p much a main character!!), two badass gay queens, and so many interracial relationships

ezran, the sweet ball of sunshine that he is, hits so many checkmarks on the disney princess qualification list

i would die for him

callum is also such a sweetheart he just wants to prove himself!! he basically willing sacrificed himself in the first episode!! and yeah he makes mistakes but he learns from them bc he’s human folks!!

THE FUCKING FAMILY RELATIONSHIPS oh my god dont even talk to me about this i WILL break down into tears

callum and ezran’s relationship is just!! so pure!! they’re stepbrothers but still super close and they love each other so fucking much its beautiful

same with soren and claudia!! their dad’s a piece of shit but, these two are gr9!! they make fun of each other constantly but they love each other so much (s2ep9 rlly had me dead folks) @ netflix plz just let them be not-evil and happy!!

king harrow tries His Best at being a good stepdad; he’s never rlly sure whether to give callum space or show him just how much he loves him and that struggle in and of itself is so fucking loving ohmygod

also just the found family dynamic with rayla and ezran and callum is so pure

speaking of rayla; she’s the perfect mix of badass and deeply loving, and her character is so mcfucking intresting folks i could talk about her for days

also: *rayla voice* hello there, fella humans! human fellas! i’m just a simple human girl, who likes the human things, like bread, and complaining all the time

and like as funny as the show can be there are lines that just hit you so hard and you will Not Be Alright But That’s Okay

all the heroes and villains have actual depth

bait is the grumpiest glow frog to ever exist

“one... does not simply... enter xadia”

it straight up addresses so many serious topics in a way that a) still makes it cool for younger kids to watch and b) is incredibly respectful and accurate

you think im overexaggerating lol well let me give you a list of issues tdp fearlessly tackles:

when do the ends justify the means

struggling to tell someone you love something that will inevitably hurt them

war; more specifically, how a cycle of violence leaves no victors

destiny vs self-determination

how to confront and deal with a past that is riddled with bloodshed and animosity

the world is less black vs white and more shades of gray

prejudice and stereotyping 

emotional abuse and manipulation

also def more that i just can’t think of rn

we are all, as a fandom, united in our hatred for viren

free gren 2k19

listen i know i already gushed but all of the characters care ab each other so much guys there are so many hugs and “i love you”s and i am a simple woman with simple needs and people genuinely loving one another is IT babeyyy

queen sarai and general amaya could both beat me to a bloody pulp and i’d thank them

there are so many other things but i can’t fit them all onto this post. plz just know that i fucking love this show

oh and also: hot elves

[theday]

🎁 🎄 >:)

miss ayesha... u know ID DIE FOR YOU um got a little long here whoops

compliment: bitch u already know wht im gonna talk about :-/ firstsofall.... ur fics are so wonderfully written and really bring out any and every sort of emotion in me like?? i already told u but ghost au made me so warm and happy and when the *ngst came i got so :-( you rly tug on my heart strings ur just that amazing..... jungle au is doing amazing as well and its heading in such a lighthearted direction i Love this Song??? idk all ur fics never fail 2 amaze and make me happy ur impact..! and!! whenever we discuss our hh ideas i get so happy im just.. smiley all the time now whenever we talk i love it thank u for always indulging me

why i followed you: thank god this is easy for my fish memory i was hunting for hh fics while in i was resting in japan and guess what i came across! the legendary ghost au fic and i read the first chap,, saw ur links and smashed that follow button also i got so excited when you made this post after i commented on chapter 2 :-( ayesha fuck my life i rly went through ur blog and after that i played myself bc of all the mh posts... i died i mcfucking died ! hes so cute i love minhyuk so much anyway i dont even know what the fuck i was saying hold on ok yes right why i followed u long story short i followed you bc of ghost au there u have it ! also that hh spam i did im laughing i cant believe you followed back bc of that and look at where we are now... talking abt minhyuk being a b*tt*m bc hes the ventricle wyfhsddhjhs also that chapter 2 text post was made on oct 19th that means we’ve really only been buddies for ~2 months thats wild hey i dont say this muhc but i fucking love u?

what i like most about you: fuck my life u know ur the sweetest friend i have?? i meant tjats redacted i love all my buds theyre all gorgeous and have hearts of gold but u miss ayesha.. truly... u reached throguh my skin cells and physically + emotionally touched my squishy heart :-( this sounds terrible but u know when u wrote me that birthday fic i rly fucking. i almsot cried this is an exaggeration bc im literally earth and dirt so i dont cry but please if i was a water sign id be mcfucking bawling just know that alright and i mean i kind of expected it bc of “what do you think of soulmates au”, “dont interact with soulmate aus” and then “tell me when its 12am your time” please ayesha please i just god i wish i couldve told you in words but clearly i coudlnt bc of fucking character limit on ao3 but u know i was really so happy i was about to make a whole psot for you but then u sent me this so i was like YEs i get to express my LOVE and everything for u so here i am, rambling :^( you really wrote 6k words for me and thats the most anyone has done for me i dont . i dnt celebrate my birthday here but you.. you went out of your way to write somethiing for me??? it was for me?? i still havent even properly processed that fact because its just??? i have never ever gotten such a ??? thoughtful gift?? in my whole 16 years of living and breathing so ayesha you reallY!!! and you stayed up to write it??? just... thank you so much i wish i couldve done the same and you know what else??? we arent even friends for like 6 months no its just about 65 days maybe and yet!!! and yet you still wrote soemthing for me (and the hh tag since its dry as shit) but . the thought still stands.. you really wrote a birthday fic for me.... thank you so much ayesha :~( i know we bully each other constantly nd u might be expecting this to me like mean but i cant bc whtf the fuck! i love u so much youve done so much for the hyunghyuks and me?? you really brighten up my days and whenever you approve of a song rec thats possibly hh i get so fuckign happy im just one sappy piece of earth rn but!!!! i really really appreciate you and im jsut?? thank you for being born thank you for existing thank you for being my friend i love u :( youre so supportive too i feel so at ease sharing what i write with you you make everything so easy and god i bever shut the fuck up but please...... discussing hyunghyuk aus/ideas with you is my only saving grace at times and juts!! thank u so much again hhhhhh ur so considerate and supportive thank u... also (for the nth time) u always never ffail 2 make me laugh especially with jungle au the banter... god i love it :( basically i like everything abt u wtf legened omg just remembered but whenever we have a same brainwaves moment i get so happy too it rly gets my heart bumping its like im dong cardio wtdhhdhjssjhdhj i love it thank u always

IM CRYING IT GOT SO LONG.... thank u for sending it in i rly wanted to thank you

mutuals send me ‘🎁’ for a compliment or send me ‘🎄’ for why i followed you / what i like most about you

[ew-trash]

I need love rn- i "dumped" someone, not romantically, but friendship wise and everyone kinda disowned me and yelled at me besides two or three people, could you possibly do something where boyos see sad s/o and wut they do- it could be nsfw or nah, i just need happiness rn

Alright man listen, I’ma be blunt I know ya asked for boys being there but honestly they’d say the same thing I’ma say just less vulgar than the other.

Fuck that guy...girl whatever. if it wasn’t a good friendship then honey let em go. Take it from me. Fuck the people yellin at ya. Is it not able to be resolved peacefully? No? Then forget em. Honey you can do SO much better. for friendships and that sorta stuff. forget them if they’re gonna yell or blame you. It makes me so peeved. Straight up tell em to get fucked and move on. Friends don’t go and yell at their friend for losing someone else. 

And if it’s people picking on your because they’re shitty...oh my goooooood. thet need to pull their heads out their asses. OH AM I MAD. not at you of course. For now, my dear focus on the little things get through what you need to and when it’s time get the mcfuck out of there. 

them boys would also probably do dumb cute shit like cuddling and making forts telling you they love the mcfuck out of you. You’re pretty great and you’re moving on

[woahthatshella]

oof

[heartofheir]

Psst. You know why I'm here. Do eeeeet. :3c

fcuk

1,2 3 and 10 are done! :D

4: Do you find it easy to trust others?not really lmao

5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?knitting and listening to the off topic podcast

6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?my dogs and @themysteriousballetanon 7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?lie down on the floor, cry and than kick their ass8: Are you close with your dad?kinda, we are both have the same kind of humour and personality which is p cool 

9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?ye i smooch my doggos when i got bk from work last night

11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?coffee, its got some water in it so ill be fine

12: Do you like hickeys?ye

13: What time do you go to bed?5:30am oops

14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?ya

15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?nah im quicker with both hands ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

16: Do you always answer your texts?yea unless i forget or fall asleep 

17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?Y U P

18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?yesterday; we all went to the beach it was top notch

19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?my dogs and my siblings even though they are all little shits

20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?probs something about being tired af

21: Is anyone else in the room with you?i hope not….

22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?i guess?

23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?nope

24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?i think so

25: In the past week, have you cried?yea

26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?maroon

27: Do people ever call you by your last name?yea a variation of it that i cant say cause i dont wanna give my last name out to the interwebs lmao

28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?possibly 

29: Do you have a best friend?yea kinda

30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?nope

31: Who was your last call/text message from?my manager telling me what time i start work tomorrow 

32: Are you mad at anyone?i dont get mad i just get tired™

33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?yea

34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?21

35: How many more days until your birthday?im not doing math go away

36: Do you have any summer plans yet?nope just working alot r.i.p me

37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?ye! :D

38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?yup one of them doesnt even know im gay lmao

39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?ye

40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?kinda?

41: Do you think age matters in relationships?if theres a giant age gap than yea it does

42: Are you available?nope! :D

43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?no idea my dude

44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?so many!! i wanna get an industrial, another helix ring, maybe my tongue, nipples lol, belly button and my second lot of normal ear piercings plus alot more ear ones

45: Do you believe exes can be friends?it can be awkward af but yea

46: Do you regret anything?lots of things lmao

47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?im running out of mango ice tea :(

48: Did you ever lose a best friend?yea 

49: Was your last kiss a mistake?yes and no?

50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?she already said yes! (miraculously) 

51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?yep

52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?he was an ass to me last time we spoke so no

53: What was the last thing you ate?i got one of the chefs at work to make me gnocchi it was delicious 

54: Did you get any compliments today?nope but one of my new coworkers last night said i was really good at my job!! :O

55: Where are you going on your next vacation?no where so far, but one of my friends wants to go to rottnest at some point though

56: Do you own anything from other countries?ye! my auntie went to france and brought me bk a really pretty kitty mask not a furry lol

57: Are most of your friend guys or girls?i guess its even but more so guys

58: Where have you lived most of your life?i use to travel around when i was younger but now ive been in the same spot for 10 years I NEED TO L E A V E

59: When was the last time you took a long drive?i wasnt the one driving but it was when i was a babby and we drove from my hometown to perth took us 5 hours

60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?nope

61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?nah but our house was tomatoed once

62: Who do you text the most?it changes all the time

63: What was the last movie you saw?moana! i loved it!!

64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex? i dont actually know

65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011?none

66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?nope

67: Do you curse around your parents?not on purpose it just slips out

68: Are you happy with where you live?nope

69: Picture of yourself?

70: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?im a jealous hoe so just monogamous

71: Have you ever been dumped?no

72: What do you most like about making out?i dont think a guy being like a mcfucking vacumn cleaner counts as making out so i wouldnt know

73: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?yes but again i dont think it counts as making out

74: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?i just go ‘fuck it' and do it (but only if i know they cool with it)

75: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?hands and backs, also necks

76: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?a friend i use to go to school with

77: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?nah

78: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?nope

79: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?pickup lines im a sucker for them

80: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?ye! i loves kids

81: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?yea

82: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?nope 

83: Do you miss your last sweetie?fuck no

84: Last time you slow danced with someone?MCFUCKING YR 9 there was this guy who liked me since yr 7 and me and him were both in dance class at school and OF COURSE the dance teacher put us together for the slow dance performance i left dance and moved to drama cause it just got way too uncomfortable 

85: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?ye! im dating a furry from the internet

86: How can I win your heart?you already have ;0

87: What is your astrological sign?cancer! karkat

88: What were you doing last night at 12 AM?the same thing i was doing at 11pm

89: Do you cook?ye but i tend to set things on fire

90: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?ye

91: If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?i dont have to wish :D

92: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?id prefer a monogamous relationship

93: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?not a clue my dude

94: Name four things that you wish you had!more garlic bread from work (we make the BEST gb), mango ice tea, unlimited wifi and a phone that can actually work

95: Are you a player?of games, yes; of people, no

96: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?nope

97: Are you a tease?ive been told i am but i dont mean to lmao

98: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?i saw @miss--kiwi yesterday at work and than she was mean 2 me even after i gave her gb :

99: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?what even is love

100: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?id date the FUCK outta @themysteriousballetanon 

101: Hugs or Kisses?both! oxox

102: Are you too shy to ask someone out?normally yes but sometimes ill have a rare moment of bravery lmao

103: The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?height

104: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?may or may not be a kink for me LMAO

105: If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it?fuck no

106: Do you flirt a lot?i have no idea how so sometimes ppl think im flirting when im being friendly, or think im being friendly when im flirting

107: Your last kiss?sometime in September in the back of a car with a VACUUM APPARENTLY 

108: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012?nope

109: Have you kissed anyone in the past month?only my doggos cause they deserve all the kisses

110: If you could kiss anyone who would it be?my girlfriend even though im not into kissing furries :3c

111: Do you know who you’ll kiss next?my dogs and hopefully teanii

112: Does someone like you currently?i would hope my gf does 

113: Do you currently have feelings for anyone?ye!! :D

114: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?flings really arent that great

115: Ever made out with just a friend?ye

116: Are you happier single or in a relationship?i thrive off affection so id prefer a relationship

117. you didnt give me a question to answer and ur asleep rn so imma use this spot to say ur a gotdamn cutie

[survivingjapan]

EPISODE 2 “Let Me Go Get Some Pants On” Junior

So Mist was the first boot, and I'm sittin here just thanking god that it wasn't me.  Now to slay only 24 other fools!

So that first round was SO MUCH FUN! So much happened and I love and adore each and every one of my tribemate <3 <3 oh fuck I'm not a hero Honestly, these people are very hard to talk to and everything feels forced, but thanks to Jonathan calling out Kage for his creepy stalking antics, I think I've made a new friend! Because all friendships are founded on hate for another person! <3 now im just hoping junior doesnt mcfuck up so that I get another day of relaxation

okay so everything is going well, I heckin love my mini alliance with Linus, Kage, Alex and Tommy. I mean I talk more to Alex and Kage but this alliance is cute and I am glad to be part of something so soon in the game. Hopefully this works out. Anyways, rn Junior and some Ashton guy are seeing how long they can stand. Will this challenge take 72 hours? Possibly. Do I believe in Junior? Of heckin course. 

So I am not the first honorary 26th placer or TS! However, I'm mad because we voted out a potential ally in Mist and it's all because Alex Crooks is being... himself. Like I'm starting to like him yeah but he's being too controlling over things. He got the Malaysians together with the Solomons minus Steffen but like. Why vote out Mist? I'm just getting a little frustrated because Pippa and Alex are like, becoming this horrifying power couple thing since they're both theater nerds and I'm like! Pippa! Game now dick later! If those 2 continue to control things then Crooks gotta go. Sorry Peepo <3 Anyway Ashton did THAT for us in this duels of duality thing so yay Ashton. I wanna keep him around as a number for myself so this is good, and now the lowest I can officially get is 24th :~) I just need Steffen out of here. But now Isaac is saying he would like Drew out more just because Steffen trusted him with the whole extra vote and I'm like okay? Whom care? He might trust you but this is what Steffen does every game. People just say oh we'll get him next time. Oh we'll get him next time. Oh we'll get him next time UNTIL it's like 10 more rounds in and then he fucks you over. So I'm not having it! Maybe I can plant little anti-Steffen seeds in people like Ashton, Trace, and Dom. Maybe Ruthie too depending on how close we think she is to Steffen. I just want to take the people out that I think will benefit me in the long run. And yes one of those people will be Drew, but I realize I'm being a hypocrite because Drew does the same thing Steffen does but right now we have a majority alliance with Drew so taking out Steffen over a number that will potentially hurt us if taken out seems like the better plan to me. Just.....saying...........

ASHTON I AM SO FUCKING PROUD OF YOU! FROM BEING FIRST VOTED OUT TO SURVIVING THE FIRST VOTE TO CARRYING THE WHOLE TEAM TO IMMUNITY!!! Honestly, working with Ashton is one of my #1 goals in this game, and I'm happy we're safe, so I don't have to worry about tribal, especially considering tomorrow would've been a pretty tough day for me to worry about it. 

As for the twist, I don't think this twist is going to go on for TOO long, but if it does, and we merge without a tribe swap, I'd be shocked, but I feel that won't be the case, and I should be off of this tribe sooner rather than later to start making more connections and dominating more motherfuckers. :)

On 8/29/17, at 9:42 AM, Steffen Bøhn wrote: > so we had to pick a leader to rep the heroes tribe, I know I didn’t want to do it, so I suggested picking a name out of my cup, so I ripped up 3 papers and put the heroes names on it, but I ripped 1 paper smaller than the others and put Ashton’s name on it, so once it was mixed in I could tell which was his when I picked it

https://youtu.be/SQbfbMWJD4U

Are these people gonna vote out Brian over Pat? Like.... really? Pat has deadass done NOTHING this game so far. We are six days in and he has yet to send a single message to me or a good half of the villains tribe. Yet somehow Brian is a better person to boot over Pat. I'm like extra upset because I actually REALLY like Brian and I don't want him to go, but I also know that it's not my place to try and swing the vote the other way. If Pat stays, it's only going to make the silence more awkward. I don't need him here. He does nothing to benefit my game. Brian has been a friend to me ever since this game began. It's sad. Maybe it'll be for the better, but I knew I was gonna have to rely on making new friends to last in this game :/ having to vote one of them out this early is gonna suuuuck.

 welp junior just said it's Brian so may as well prepare to be up junior's ass all season since we're following his lead already. I'm fucking mad about life, mad I couldn't search for an idol for six whole days, mad that I'm losing the only person I fucking LIKED so far....... but I guess we have to look at the bigger picture. just bc I'm losing Brian doesn't mean that I don't have friends. I still have gotten close to Alex and Jonathan (who just messaged me "I'd rather do pat!!!!") (Aka I can go get fucked at this point) and I guess Kage and Junior, too. I'm all for blindsides. But I HATE having to vote out Brian. Sorry Zack :/

If anybody's having flashbacks to Arabia that's totally justified. So in a Skype call this morning, the alliance of five eventually, after much dilly-dallying, decided to target Pat. Wait, what?  They picked Brian?  What the fuck? That's...okay, fine.  We're targeting Brian.  Not Pat.  Who sucks.  Brian.  Who doesn't. Obviously I don't love this.  And on the one hand goddammit I SHOULD go for this. Buuuuuuuuuuut What if....I didn't What if......I didn't like how Kage was pitching secretly to split the votes between Pat and Brian and what if I didn't like that Kage gave Brian a bad location to search for the Idol and what if......I voted for Pat instead Hmm.  Thoughts. We'll see what happens.  There's still 90 minutes to go.  Anything could happen!

So after the awkwardness passed that we have to go to tribal, people gradually started to open the game talks and ultimately, although there was a minor conflict between Kage and Jonathan, the two targets seem to settle on Brian and Pat for their lack of social presence thus far And then someone along the way decided that it would be Brian leaving so it seemed to be going his direction but like.....I don't want to vote him? And I think others feel the same? So I started to voice that opinion to people (which was risky and maybe a mistake but i ain't scared) and it seems the tide might be turning (or already had turned and I just jumped on eagerly). If this vote goes against Pat instead of Brian I'll feel MUCH better...but I am putting myself out there by doing this and these are big villains so there might be another plot in the making...... sorry but I love my bf by proxy (thx Zack for donating him this season!) and I don't want to vote him out.....

earlier today i went to tommy bc i know he has connections and i wanted to plant the seed that me being here is in his own best interest so i was like look we're both the only winners here if one of us leaves the other is an automatic target and thats true.. but then cut to 5 hours later and this vote is a mess and i'm pissed bc i wasnt a part of ANY planning conversations about this vote so clearly thats a red flag! i've only been told second hand from people what "people" are saying and "i heard....." when its not like these things just come out of nowhere conversations were had and people came together to make these plans and throw out names of brian and pat and i wasnt a part of any of them so i hate everyone!! anyway tommy wants to vote out brian and i was like eh whatever ill do anything but then i start talking to other people and apparently more people are voting out pat??? idk the truth bc i dont have the relationships with people on this tribe to like know the full tea but it seems like more people are voting out pat right now so tommys asking me what im doing and im like look dude i think i might vote out pat and now tommys guilt tripping me [8/29/17, 8:27:55 PM] Tommy Shallow: :'( [8/29/17, 8:28:48 PM] Tommy Shallow: but I thought we were going to be in an alliance together lmao its kinda funny ahahahah anyway idk whats happening personally i think brian leaving would be better because we have gone against eachother in a couple games and i know hes close with steffen so he has connections on the other side vs pat the flop but on the other hand pat hasnt talked to me at all and if i vote with brian maybe that will be like hey we cool and im in the majority bc thats all i care about i just want to lay low but somehow im like caught in the middle bc people want me to do something even though it seems like the votes are set in stone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6KpNy00Yjk Second thing

Talking to Andrew about taking out Ruthie next, and I'm already proposing getting us to work with Steffen, which is good, and once I move to getting him to WANT to work with Trace and Dom, I'm almost settled in my ways of getting the people I trust on one side to trust the people I want to work with from the other side. I wouldn't mind staying in these tribes for awhile, because this means that I can take out a lot of people I don't wanna work with, and then once we swap, I know I can trust all the heroes going forward, and I can work on the villains. Divide and conquer man, divide and conquer..... Except I'm not dividing with anyone, it's just myself.

there's a new Jaiden in town... and his name is Kage Hamilton

RIP MY DUMBASS FOR SELF VOTING. Honestly I haven't had wifi all day and I feel bad for accidentally self voting but it doesn't seem like anyone really cares because in the end, Pat still went home. I mean which is good. However, once I came back to the land of the living, Jaiden was telling me about how Kage was basically making things hella stressful like an hour before the vote??? I mean our alliance was hoping to vote Brian so I assume that is what Kage was telling everyone. But apparently they would have none of it because everyone likes Brian. I am starting to think I may need to be careful as to what I say to that alliance, and make sure Kage or any of the other boys get the wrong idea of what I am planning. ALSO WHAT THE HECK, SARAH AND I JUST REALIZED THERE ARE ONLY 5 GIRLS ON THIS SEASON?!?!? LIKE WHAT?!?!! This is basically screaming an all girls alliance, you watch it happen. 

Well I've been majorly slacking with these confessionals lol but iM gonna take it all the way back to grade A robbery. Of course Judging is a subjective thing but idc the judges got it objectively wrong. It was simple, Our flag was there flag wasn't. I've got no idea how we lost that. So instantly my first thought after that is...Fuck me im getting francesca'd. First boot two times that'll be iconic i guess. Nobodies throwing out names until finally a mist crusade begins. I feel terrible for the guy. He just got fucked by moving on the same day. But when is this game ever fair. Mist goes unanimously all things are good. 

Literally minutes after Mist goes we have to get ready for a live challenge and choose 3 people to compete. Since everyone else are adults and i'm a no-life teen obviously I volunteer. The challenge starts we randomly choose our leader and Yay it's me. My enthusiasm dies however when I hear the challenge...Pressure Cooker. FUCK ME NOOOOO. I wasn't ready for this!! but I sucked it up and got in for the long haul. When the briberiea began I started to realize though that thing could be perfect for my game. It shows my loyalty by not accepting any of those fucking awesome advantages. And it shows I have fight for our tribe by standing up there for 2 and a half hours. I was ecstatic when I won and kind of just collapsed cuz my left leg was in a lot of pain. Everyone was co gratulatorio me which was a nice feeling. Basically Things are going great for me rn. My closest allies are Johnny and Tommy at this point i think. 

Kendall thought that Johnny was from India so she tried to rope him into an alliance with her, Alex C, him, and villains Sarah and Ashley. I'm shaking because he told me everything and basically (seemingly) trusts me completely. So my cracked ass tells Isaac everything and how we need to make a move on this and he's like we can't play this way. So I made a chart: http://prntscr.com/gern7w Me making this chart and talking to Isaac about it: https://pics.me.me/te-me-explaining-conspiracy-theories-to-my-friends-3324709.png So I'm gonna fuckin die and just put my explanation into a youtube video yeah

[stickyrunawayangelsworld]

okay but hang on for all this Triggering Shit because i need to Let It Out okay so that fuckface bestfriend of mine (colt/colten/fagatron prime) was who i was living at the night the Incident w that dude happened and i literally am so happy that colten can't hang out today tbh bc i love him to death but literally every time we've hung out he's been messaging this girl I Hate (don't get me wrong, i hate a lot of people, but this girl is by far the top 5) and it's not necessarily colten's or rosie's fault but also if rosie wouldn't have been a little bitch colten would've been in the room with me and will and not on the phone w her bitch ass and i'd be fine right now but instead :)))) here we are :))))))))) so every time she messages him i start having flashbacks and it's all kinds of triggers and makes me want to punch her until she stops breathing but yeah hahahhahahaaha im actually ???? happy ???? i can't see my bestfriend today ???? like i know technically it's not her fault but also i know damn good and well if he would've been in that room nothing that happened would've happened and i wouldn't be crying in the bathtub and throwing up in the toilet right now so yeah if i have to sit by him while he texts her and then when i tense up he says "are you okay" i might run her the mcfuck over because sweetheart idc who you're talking to or fucking rn, that's none of my business, but i literally relate her to the time my friend tried to rape me and i want her to die thank you goodbye i'm so sorry