#i am very exited

[ducksbyday]

Hello Tumblr people,

While reading through the QSMP presidency manual I had a bit of a realisation that I wanted to share with you all:

I know BBH wants to run for president and make it a community based thing. A bit of a democracy, and I think that's great. I think his plan is very smart and he's probably one of the best candidates currently.

But also. He wants to invite Skeppy to the QSMP. Which is awesome! I love Skeppy, he's a great guy.

BUT

Skeppy is incredibly unhinged,

and BBH will basically do anything Skeppy asks him to if skeppy tries hard enough.

Meaning, if BBH is president. Skeppy is also president.

That will not end well.

So with that in mind, I will probably be voting for BBH.

[pseudonemisis]

*points* JACOB GELLER FAN !!!

FELLOW JACOB GELLER FAN??? FELLOW JACOB GELLER FAN!!!! Finally! Another is found!

Did you see his latest video? If so, what'd you think?

[caterpillarsofartnstuff]

I used three paragraphs from Carlos' whole tear inducing ten-year speech thing for my audition for Drama Club and I got three parts! So thanks Night Vale, for your incredible writing!

[cuddlebugmonster]

a surprise twist !

Previously

[izzystizzys]

Echo’s world has gone decidedly… wobbly. Blurry. Fuzzy at the edges, and what-will-you-else. He can’t feel his fingertips, is his first thought. Kriffing overdid it on the glowing green shots, is his second.

“Holy kriff, Echo, that manhole-cover underneath you is moving!”, Fives exclaims, third. Or more like slurs into Lt. Jesse’s shoulder, who is himself moaning indistinctly into the Captain’s pauldron, who is in turn swaying back and forth gesturing at Commander Cody.

And it really is - the manhole cover, that is, once Echo stumbles off it with a shriek. Jumping up into the now open air with sudden force, steadying and then scraping across paveme-

“Are those kriffing hands?!”

In an instant, seven highly drunk pairs of fists and one blaster, courtesy of Commander Cody (the only one present who’s sober enough to be legally handling it) are aimed in a circle around the cover slowly being shuffled to the side, then the hands reaching up to palm at the edges of the hole -

- and are slowly being lowered again when two white-red painted helmets are heaved into view, along with chest-deep groaning and grunting. Two armored Corries collapse in a heap at Commander Cody’s feet, who stares down at them in open-mouthed shock.

Slowly, Echo blinks. Slowly, he raises a hand to snap his fingers in front of his face. No, still there. Slowly, Fives grabs for a piece of flank underneath his blacks and twists. Echo yelps, and slaps his hand away hard enough to hurt himself. “OI!”

“B’have, boys”, Captain Rex makes a brave attempt to slur out as he sways on his feet, still staring down at the trembling heap of armor at their feet. Whoa, Echo didn’t know they had those kinds of funky armor designs in the Guard. Very avant-garde.

“That’s blood, Ey’ika”, says Appo.

Oh.

Slowly, Hardcase raises his right foot, inching towards-

“Don’t even think about it”, Commander Cody snaps, and Hardcase’s foot whips back to the ground next to its companion. Fives chortles. “Yeah, genius, those are Commander kamas - they’d put you down in a second flat!”

“Why would two Corrie Commanders go crawling out of holes in front of 79’s, huh, genius?!”, Hardcase retorts, somewhat justly, Echo feels. Next to him, Commander Cody frowns, and kneels carefully. “Good question, trooper. Fox, can you hear me? Fox’i-“

Which is when one of the bodies - Commander Fox, Echo realizes with a shudder, The Marshall Commander Fox - convulses on the ground, and an arm rears up to nail Cody face-first with the back of a hand, sending him sprawling back into the pavement with an undignified squawk.

“Thorn”, the sad figure that is the highest decorated clone in existence groans, still faceplanted into pavement, “Thorn, I’m hallucinating Cody. Thorn, tell him to shut up.”

“Shuddup”, Commander Thorn heaves, loyally. Cody makes an affronted noise, braced back on his shebs. “Sdubid Codeh.”

Commander Fox’s visor scrapes against the ground with his nod, a sound that sends the surrounding vod’e cringing. “Yeah, you go, Thorn. You’re my favorite.” A considering pause. “Oh, kark. I need to call in medevac - Fox to Stabby, Fox to Stabby - the kriffing Narglatches are back on the lower levels.”

The Commander’s comm crackles to life, as he heaves himself over with a punched-out moan - oh, yup, that dark patch’s definitely not paint, and are those teeth marks?! On plastoid??

“I’m going to wring Senator Hliii’s neck, and then I’m going to twist him into a human kriffing meat-lasso to catch every last one of his little pets with”, sounds through Fox’s comm, who just hacks out a laughcough in response. “Pinging your location now. Where’s Thorn?”

“Pr’snt”, slurs Thorn.

“Concussed”, adds Fox, “We crawled out forty levels to behind 79’s, so no one would see us.”

Awkward silence follows.

“Uh, about that”, begins Rex, only to be interrupted by a deep groan from Fox.

“Oh, you’ve got to be kriffing kidding me! As if Cody’s ugly mug wasn’t - WHAT THE KRIFF ARE YOUR KRIFFING ARC KARKHEADS DOING IN MY HALLUCINATION, REX?!”

“Shuddup, Rex”, Thorn moans bravely.

[kiitoskiitos]

You can now buy my zine Mutilation grindset in my etsy store!!

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[skimmeh]

Here ...have an unfinished doodle before I sleep

They actually mean soo much to me

[mee1414]

The Queen of Hearts, Heads and Body-Parts

Day 15 - FalseSymmetry

[lueddegen]

Two very unfortunate (or hilarious) things about the german version of the murderbot diaries is that not only did they manage to translate the title All Systems Red as Systemausfall (eng. system failure) when one future installation turned out to be named System Collapse, they also managed to turn Rogue Protocol into Exit Szenario (no need to translate) right before Exit Strategy came out.

[amphirrhvx]

today is my birthday! :-)

[andmaybegayer]

never realized just how ad-hoc the trips I did with my parents were until I helped them plan this Europe trip. Extremely last minute even for things that do not benefit from that. I think this has single handedly convinced me to properly plan my trips, this was impossibly stressful because *I* know how much some of these prices have changed while they delayed bookings.

It has worked multiple times, but I also think you can do a lot better with even rudimentary early planning. It's surprisingly easy to get stuck in the south of France with no cheap way home.

[boiled-bronze]

Day 29, one of my favorites from the month- what do you mean they are getting a dlc and they're called "The Watcher." What do you mean I was supposed to draw something about that. I was doing these early help.

[toxictac]

Welp re-watch a bit of ranma with a friend, and man ranma had so much yakuza logic (at least for what i have seen)

So anyways here is ranma with kiryus outfit

Unironicly could 100% see yakuza character doing a crossover with ranma (it would be a very fun crossover)

[seawing-vibes]

Wahoo Tide Time oh yeah Tide updated ref . Look at my beast <3

[oozeandgoo-art]

had an odd dream that i was reading a comic book. sketched a couple of the pages i could remember.

[winepresswrath]

The thing about Crowley is that he already tried fighting* the system and the end result was his fellow rebels making a new system suspiciously similar to the old system with torture pits and demotivational posters in place of the aggressive hypocrisy and kardashiancore interior decorating. And then after that he decided to fight the apocalypse and the apocalypse thwarted itself with minimal involvement required from him. His biggest contribution was fucking up a simple handoff completely accidentally. His apparent belief that it'll all sort itself out without him or it won't and either way his involvement will be largely irrelevant to everyone but himself is pretty well founded. I'm sure by the end of season three he'll have learned a valuable lesson about how admitting that you want to make positive contributions to the world is something you can do on your own terms and not simply an exercise in opening yourself up to god's preordained judgement and hell's torture pits and but he's old and tired and has probably never been kissed let him have a very specific vision for his retirement.

*ok his version of fighting was probably just asking a lot of very annoying questions and then semi-accidentally joining a rebellion.