#i cannot believe it

[intermundia]

one of my cats is a mischievous brat and the other is a big dumb lazy orange sherbet boy, and you would think that in a situation where they need to hunt mice, the clever and active one would be better at it, and yet my house has been full of meese, and it has exclusively been the great jambino that has been capturing them. you'd think, oh maybe he's hungrier than she is, but mr butterball doesn't actually kill them, i don't think he knows you can do that, but he does carry them around in his mouth with tail erect like a proud little man. circe is so useless i can't even believe her. she coulda been a contender. she coulda been somebody. and yet she is useless, simply useless

[starsandnoodles]

UNFOLLOW ME NOW. I AM GOING TO SCREAM FOREVER

[lithiumseven]

Cause of death: the way Mulder and Scully look at each other

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

hi peppino did you know this creature was living behind your place

Peppino: "I didn't... But that would explain all the ripped trash bags, and the suspiciously wet sounds I kept-a hearing at night..."

Fake Peppino: "...nononononoNONONONONONON̶̮͒Ŏ̴̪Ǹ̶̳O̸͓͒N̴̙̍Ö̸̙́N̷͙̿O̷͚͂"

Peppino: "Woah, hey, it's alr-!"

Fake Peppino: "Y̶̤̒Ỏ̶̯Ū̶̩T̶̻̊O̶̹̅L̸͓̀D̷̰̃Y̵̩͋O̶͉͝U̸͙̔Ť̸̢Ǫ̵̿L̶̙͘D̵̼̂Y̵̝̑O̵͇͆Ủ̵͉T̸̯̋O̶̘̾L̴͕͝D̷̲̈"

Peppino: "Ohshitshitshit! WhatdoIdo! WhatdoIdo!?"

[th3e-m4ng0]

for the love of [insert something u love the most] play titanfall 2

[gunsatthaphan]

so,,,,,, tomorrow is really gaypocalypse day huh,,,,,,,,

[sisi-sarsoura]

that's a poem, friend

GHSGSHSH GURL I DIDN'T IMAGINE IT THAT WAY BEFORE WTH?? LOL XDD

Also i've yoinked it faster before my eyes could even see what it is. And i ate it after that *making eating sounds* DELISH 👍

Thanks for the free wallpaper phone, bestie :3 your art never stops amazing me <3

[nico-di-genova]

They’re childhood best friends. They’re two boys who were each others first connection to the world outside of their families. They’re college buddies. They’re kids who shared kisses in a dark dorm room while high on molly. They talked of a future they knew could never become reality. They clung to their friendship, they watched it fall apart. They aren’t close, they never stopped loving each other.

Stewy kisses boys on molly and one of those boys was Kendall.

Stewy’s team Kendall. He never stopped fighting against the monster in the Roy’s house, desperately hoping to get his friend free from the poisoned claws of the man Kendall called a father.

“Take the money and get out, Ken,” he begged again and again, and every time he watched Kendall slip further and further away from him. Until it was too late, until there was nothing left of the boy he used to kiss under the covers and the haze of drugs. Until Kendall became the monster with the claws and the cycle was complete.

[indeliblescarspivotalmarks]

SHE BROUGHT OUT HAIM AND THEY DID NO BODY NO CRIME THIS ISNT A DRILL THIS REALLY HAPPENED SHE BROUGHT OUT HER BESTIES AND IT WAS EVERYTHING OH MY GOSH

[jesselouiscox]

The housing market in Final Fantasy 14 is truly something else.

[thotsforvillainrights]

My heart is so full rn ngl 😭💕

[maxcuntstappen]

It is the final day of Lav’s Ficmas ‘23 and i bring to you some magical realism gender change lestappen porn. enjoy <3

my good-looking boy (6.8k)

Relationship: Max Verstappen/Charles Leclerc

Tags: Porn with Plot, AU - Gender Change, Resolved Sexual Tension, Happy Ending

Summary:

Max overhears Charles say that he would fuck him, if only Max were a girl.

It sends him into an absolute frenzy.

Or wait, the real frenzy begins when Max wakes up with a set of massive, humongous boobs and no fucking idea what he is supposed to do with them.

Read on Ao3

[karihighman]

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[thefringespod]

The Fringes is officially written in its entirety 💜

[fromsupernaturaltof1]

2014 redbull reunion at nurburgring this year!

I will get sebdan content 😭😭🙏🙏

[thedarkspiresofkredikshaw]

we finished era one, guys