#i couldn’t resist im sorry

[reclusivesapphire]

gay people meeting up for brunch look like this:

[cyb3rtron]

he willingly showed me his ass , how could i not touch it :(

[axquiva]

So much for "gay people don't go to hell"

[redscrawl]

“it’s called Dying Breed because i’m dying to breed Matt” i say into the mic. the crowd boos. i begin to walk off stage in shame. “no, they’re right.” says a voice in the back of the room. the lights come on. it’s Leigh Whannell.

[infinite-orangepeel]

[thatlonelycactus]

Just… please forgive me. I- well- I can just imagine Aziraphale, crying, wishing he’d never taken the Metatron’s offer because Heaven really is hell (hehe get it), just going up to the Metatron’s desk one day like:

Aziraphale: I can’t work for you

Aziraphale: I’m a fallen angel

The dickhead Metatron: Wh-

Aziraphale: I fell in love *crying and running away- possibly being restrained by guards to stop him getting to the lifts*

[just-a-whumping-racoon-with-wifi]

[buttertrait-old]

i love my fantasy girls

[evermoredeluxe]

taylor was so brave for staying in that relationship specially after knowing she wrote ylm in 2021, she really believed love would be enough for them :(

it’s okay, she learned a lot and now she’s onto better things 🥰

[dandelions-fly-in-summer-skies]

top ten favorite movies GO

yayyyy okkk

in no particular order:

10 things I hate about you

gilmore girls

the breakfast club

How to lose a guy in 10 days

freaky friday

five feet apart

the fault in our stars

ratatouille

murder mystery

do revenge (<

[facedented]

URGH im so sorry for my low activity!! tbh things have just been p rough. i’ll try to be around more, but in the meantime i caved & made an a.ce c.opular blog so if yall wanna follow me there, that would be v nice.

[miss-polly]

@polarean ;

The roomba sat in its dock for the first time, red lights blinking to indicate that it was charging. Polly had been distracted all day, wondering if this was a smart investment, or a waste of money when she could so easily vacuum the apartment herself. Still, only time would tell. She finished pouring tea, and stuck her clipboard under an arm before joining Sylvain on the couch, pausing to look at the little device in front of them both. After a long moment, she pulled the clipboard out to show a long list of names. “I think we should name it. Him? It feels like a him.”

[thegreateggbandit]

Hey … hey Duke! @dukeoftrash!!! I drew the cat in your banner! (Ish so cute and fluffy!!!!!) You’re welcome >:3

[theresa-of-liechtenstein]

man i’m still so hung up on the way that this professor handled music in the philippines. there were Choices made and though i agreed with a few of them, i found most of them straight up fucking baffling and it was disheartening to not feel heard or invited to contribute to the discussion despite this subject matter being uhhhhhhh my fucking lived experience just because i didn’t pay a twenty dollar membership fee to the fil-am org

[cosmocosmonaut]

just finished a lil something for @doriansdismay’s dtiys! hope i did the little guy justice.

dg with the boba and the booba

[quietwingsinthesky]

also fictional incest when i write about it is always intellectually deep and when i write about cannibalism it’s only because i’m jerking it