to the useless little microwave who thought he was vox: i hope you regret losing me for the rest of your miserable fucking life.
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draft that my friend (worst enemy) is forcing me to post ;;p
the henry stickmin collection headcanons!
[only doing triple threat bcos thwyre love theyre life theyre god]
henry stickmin !
my little baby boy is white as hell holy shiiiiit. he is as pale as paper he is edward cullen. he says "ni hao" like "knee how" i love him tho. also hes def european or sumn idk. like italian or british IDK
HES SO BICURIOUS ENERGY GROWLS.... IDK. HE JUST SEEMS LIKE. CONFUSED ABOUT EVERYTHING HES SO SILLY. also a he/him user he doesnt get into that mentally ill stuff
thsi is baaaasically canon at this point but hes autistic + selectively mute!!! hes nonverbal a lot no shit hes kindof like ferb.
henry would watch brooklyn 99. idk i cant explain itbut he would. he probbaly wouldnt even understand it rlly he would just watch it
HES SCARED OF TOP HATS HE HIDES BEHIND CHARLES WHEN HE SEES THWM
henry stickmin
charles calvin !
HES ASIAN. SUE ME. IDOTN CARE. SOME SORTA EAST ASIAN MIXED TYPA SHIT. FILIPINO OR TAIWANESE. BUT HES ASIAN!!! FUCK YOU ALEX.
GAY GAY GAYYYYY GAYYYYY MLM!!!! HE IS A GAY HETHEY I DONT CAAARREEEE I DONT CARE!!!! also provably dabbled for a bit as a nonbinary but decided otherwise
soz can u tell charles is my fav character
he has audhd!!!! he definitely likes like the little wiggly slug fidgets giggles like thw ones that go wksjskanwskdjjd. yeah
goes NOWHERE without those headphones. always listenignt o music or smth to keep him focused
he prob has like commitment issues ;p idk he seems lole the type
when he goes to bed he needs like 17 different stuffed animals, two blankets, 5 pillows, white noise, music, a podcast, and a hefty dose of melatonin to fall asleep
wittle bonus stickvin/stickduo hc >< charles and henry are probs soooo like clingy to each other cus charles was like?? the youngest pilot rihjt? so he was probably very lonely and henry spent all his fuckin time commiting crimes so he probably had dno fuckin friends either. CUTESY!!!!
ellie rose !
she was my queer discovery awakening thtas all.
OK NO shes def like puerto rican or sumn ^^ idk they just havw that energyyyyyggggyghbgyghh
LESBIAN SHETHEY I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS ALL MY LIFE. LESBIAN DEMIGIRL SHETHEY ELLIE RISE KISISIES GRILS!!!!!!!
helllaaaaaa attachment issues oh my lrod if she isnr a daddy issues girl idk who is. their dad def like abanoned her adn her mom or sumthin idkkkk
third wheel to stickduo but is nevwr mad about it. isntead she just makws fun of them
"henry dont be a fucking pussy and hold his damn hand" "charles take OFF those goddamn headphones you look like an idiot"
yea she def swears the most out of the group too i lovw her
wine aunt. ill say no more
UMMMMMM YEA I DEF HAVE MROE BUT WHATEVE RDOES THIS SATISFY U ALEX. CAN I HAVE MY FAMILY BACK NOW PLEASDW
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in true mac macdonald fashion i am solving my problems with threats of violence and crying into my pillow for God to fix all my problems without me having to do any work
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To whoever behind this account that stole my art and repost it without permission: can't you find something better to do? What is the purpose of you posting it here? I'm not dead, I can see you.
Why did you dodge my question and challenge me like that? Why did you leave after I mentioned the topic?
I am disappointed in your whole existence and vile act.
Edit: the person apologized, so I'll let that slide:)
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Why, is it so hard to draw?! I've been trying for days to just attempt to draw, well anything! And now my hand hurts and im running out of pencils, why art, why must you be so beautiful, yet want me dead 6 feet under?!
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You.
Out of the approximate 210,000 words in the English language, I find it surprisingly hard to describe my utter hatred towards you. If an omnipotent power gave me one wish, I would wish to travel through time so I could make sure you were never made. That's how much I despise your being. You, yourself are fine. I personally don't mind what your intended purpose is. But everything else about you is what I despise. How people look to you and laugh. How people think using you is funny. How people think that bringing something like you onto a live space about a serious topic and completely undermining it is funny. You're not funny. You never were funny. You are a tool of orgasm, not some instrument meant for comedy. I do not, nor will I ever understand the minds of those who find humor in you. That person I brought up earlier, people applauded them. They were given their fifteen minutes of fame, and for what? For "trolling a zionist?" That's not trolling, that's not "epicly owning" anybody. There was zero effect. Just confusion. Nobody should've laughed, but for whatever reason, they did. I want to have any memory of you completely erased. You and all of your lookalikes have never been, are not, and never will be funny.
I hate you.
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You’re so fucking weak. Coward, imbecile. Everyone knows that’s when you suck his cock
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