#i don't even drink soda

[sam-loves-seb]

listen, the thing is mickey drinks sprite but ian drinks diet coke, and they both drink root beer, and they both kind of enjoy the occasional fanta, and ian likes dr pepper just fine but mickey hates it, and mountain dew is also a yes for both of them, but sierra mist is a no, and there's always inexplicably a half empty box of canada dry in their pantry, and ian will drink coke if diet coke isn't available but he'd prefer a coke zero if that's the case, and mickey sort of only likes vanilla coke but he'll tolerate the rest if he has to, and pepsi is kind of a catch all 'fine' if that's the only option

[radioactive-earthshine]

Callout post to my partner for letting me taste this new Cola flavor that is "Raspberry Spice" and this shit is straight up cough syrup from 1958.

[basshole-astard]

PSA: i keep seeing posts about staying cool in extreme heat that include advice like "gatorade is bad actually!" and "don't drink fruit juice it'll just dehydrate you!" and neither of these are true!

regarding fruit juice: there's apparently a misconception that Any Sugar At All will dehydrate you, and that's simply not true. yes, sugar will make you pee more when consumed in large amounts, but 1) the natural sugar in fruits won't do this to you 2) great news! a lot of fruit juices exist without any added sugar in them! 3) honestly even having a glass of the fruit juice with added sugar won't completely dehydrate you as long as you're also drinking water throughout the day. if its hot you deserve a cold treat of a drink!!! can't go wrong with fruit juice!!!

regarding gatorade: maybe this isn't an every day drink, but guess what: if it's 110F/40C or hotter outside, and you don't have AC, or you're moving around a lot outside of the AC, and you're sweating buckets: that's when you drink a gatorade.

gatorade exists to replenish all the electrolytes (salt) and glucose (sugar) that you sweat out. YES it is meant for athletes to drink during intensive work outs and not necessarily for people who aren't doing that kind of exercise. BUT GUESS WHAT! when you're sweating buckets because you had to walk to the bus in extreme heat, that's intensive exercise. please feel free to drink a gatorade after that! that's its intended use case!!!!

no: neither of these drinks should be a total replacement for water. but drinking a lot of water and then treating yourself to a fruit juice with lunch is a good idea!!! drinking a gatorade becuase you just had to walk for 20 minutes in the heat is a good idea!!!

Please Stop Spreading Misinformation About Drinks!!! It's fine if you drink things that aren't water!!!! Yes you should probably always be drinking water but drinking something else As Well isn't going to hurt you!!!! okay!!!! its fine!!!!!!

honestly so long as you are consistently getting Any (non-alcoholic) fluids in you, you're doing great!!!!!! okay!!!! i love you stay safe <3

[missfitmarvel0-0]

I swear to god, whose penis do I have to suck to get some God damn Jones Soda Nuka Cola victory? I've gone to stores I've never shopped at before because I've seen on tiktok that it's available there, and it's still not there. Resellers? When I catch you resellers? Your ass is grass

[naomiknight-17]

I used to have a huuuge crush on this guy here on Tumblr, way back in the early MLP:FIM days

One day, diet culture came up on the dash and I made a comment saying something like "Ugh, I fucking hate when people try to tell me how to eat or be like 'oh no this food is so fattening! Never eat this!' Like. I did not ask."

And then said dude came into my ask box and started lecturing me on why corn is the most evil food on earth and I should listen when people say not to eat it???

Bro. I JUST said I hate when people do this shit. Why are you doing this

I got over my crush not too long after that, I think

Why do people think "I hate when people do X!" Is some kind of challenge that somehow translates to "please do X to me I'm sure it will be different when you do it"

🙃

[airenyah]

i just went to the asian store near my flat and for the first time i actually looked at all the drinks instead of walking straight past them to the shelf i actually wanted to go to and...

help

[medicinemane]

You know, looking at a diet soda can it occurs to me that it might not be so wretched to me if the cans weren't so unpleasant

Like we know that things like color play a role in how our brain perceives things, and I realized looking at the can that they're always this bland but at the same time nasty looking silver and it just... it looks foul and I think that compounds with the fact that I also just plain don't like diet soda

My point here isn't to say anyone else shouldn't like diet soda, just how I never realized how much of an impact the can has on me not liking it... there's just something offputting about it to me

[shoechoe]

weird part of growing up is that i used to love soda as a kid and now the majority of it (esp pepsi coke and root beer) just tastes bad to me

[muckmagister]

I’ve had only a bowl of noodles today and I’m not starving. What’s wrong with me? Maybe I should go for a walk to get hungry but it’s dark outside and there might be Bad Guys

you should consume fluids i think 👍 between all the states of matter fluids are my favourite to put in my body, and sometimes when i'm not feeling hungry it's cause i haven't drank enough fluids first

[beananium]

my family don't be annoying about my weight challenge (impossible)

[whenthegoldrays]

my feminine charms are too powerful

[lunarlegend]

it's 11:56pm, do i go out to the hall and get a soda from the vending machine at the risk of making a Noise when probably everyone else in the hotel is asleep?

[happylandfill23]

there are exactly 40 soda tabs in my soda tab collection (unless i have any anywhere else)

[lightgaswaterelectricityrent]

I don't really drink soda and I definitely don't drink it at home but sometimes people on Instagram really do make the can of diet coke with one of those powdered lime packets and a glass straw look so tantalizing

[widowshill]

i'm not saying v would fix his alcoholism. she could, however, sway him towards other hedonistic outlets exponentially healthier, which is really a win for everyone involved (especially the helpless collinsport pedestrians)

[hzrnvm]

🎧 :)