#I am ELIGIBLE

[whenthegoldrays]

my feminine charms are too powerful

[jay-wasstuff]

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Bonus: the old man (+insp)

[youre-only-gay-once]

the librarians episode where they try to go to human resources but end up in a labyrinth is so real. companies WILL make you fight the minotaur instead of letting you go to hr.

[16th-of-a-twigg]

🫠 I have beef with a rope Ko-Fi

[jongwoosbraceletofteeth]

Should we already start making a petition to renew Dead Boy Detectives. I mean that would be easier than like fighting after the cancellation has already happened.

[janetsnakehole02]

BENOPHIE NATION!!! THIS!!! IS!!! OUR!!! TIME!!!

the easter eggs could not be easter egging more clearly ohhh man it’s finally our time i CANNOT WAIT 😭😭😭

[ainawgsd]

I think it's time for some "quiet quitting"

[lilyoffandoms]

Date Night for Derek and Catherine

For the @choicesfandomappreciation Secret Pal event.

Hello @tveitertotwrites I was gifted your name and characters to choose from and I went with a book I’ve not read so I hope I did them justice. (Also your fc for Catherine is gorgeous hello 👀).

[saints-who-never-existed]

Sign me up!

(And pay no attention to the fact that I'm triply-ineligible what with not being a Kiwi/Aussie, not specialising in a relevant field of conservation, and not having NZD$2000 laying around to pay as a 'contribution' toward the expedition. Just let me dream though, god damn it!)

[hoziersredguitar]

I miss old tumblr in the sense that i could complain about board exams and worrying about not getting enough to be eligible for my medical entrance test and i'd have summoned half the indian side of tumblr to sympathize

[dormiloncito]

good god i need to lock in jjk will end in one chapter and i haven't caught up

[bright-and-burning]

i just got several emails for a job with the federal gov/cdc saying like oh we've received your application oh youre eligible for this series/grade combination oh you've been referred to the hiring manager in DC for these positions which is like. great. cool. only i stopped applying to jobs in uh november. of 2023. i've been at this job since january... like. hello????? did you JUST get around to this??????

[fizzybizzy]

Infinite as a character is so interesting because he is his own downfall, like it's not even sonic himself or the avatar/Gadget, just himself and his own self destruction. Most villains are either beaten smartly by the protagonists or are overpowered or something else in that category but Infinite loses from his own agonies that he refuses to confront, such that his destruction & defeat is entirely avoidable if he went about it in literally any different way.

Infinite's theme is just hyping himself up to be this Big Bad as an effort to mask his insecurities and inferiority-- this complex of his. He's insecure. So his theme is the complete opposite of that. And yet he still fails despite having the most omnipotent power at his side (Phantom Ruby.) He cannot properly harness this power so his attempts at victory smolders in failure. He's tied so much of his identity and staked his whole being and hopes on this one thing in the pursuit of revenge and now it's all he has, but he barely even has it now because he lost.

[luc3ks]

me going back to splatoon comes with the catastrophic side effect of me returning to comp splat 😭😭😭 washed div 3 warrior here

[mysicklove]

dropped the worst essay of my life but at least it’s done 💖