#i don't make videos

[spiritofsilverwater]

[Romaji] Pokespe Diamond and Pearl Go! Go! Jet Coaster ダイヤとパールでGO!..×2ジェットコースター

Video link: https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm40601739

Both: Kirakira Pure Pure yes! Futari no dream!! Dia: Nee Paaru~! Sekkaku utau ndakara, mou paatto kirakkira na uta ni shiyou~! Pearl: Oo!! Demo douse nara sa, yukkuri na uta ja taikutsu daro? Daakaaraa…. Supiido aappu! Uwaa~! Paaru~, sugoi ne~! Sasu ga Kuikingu da ne~! Pearl: Iya, nande sou naru nda yo! Maa ii ya, iku zo! Pearl: Saa Go! Go! Hayaku tsuite koi yo! (Dia: Shunshun kirari! Wandaahoo) Dia: Yana koto datte egao ni kaete (Pearl: Zettai! Akiramenna yo!) Dia: Nonbiri okashi wo tsukutte. Tanoshimeba tsutawaru kamo Pearl: Areare? Utagattenai? Yume wa negaeba Both: Kanau yo! 3, 2, 1, 0! Both: Kirakira shita Dia: Deai no ryokou de Pearl: Ano yama no choujou mezasou!! Both: Sutaadamu made Kakeashi de ikou!! Te wo totte Pearl: Itsudatte shootaimu Dia: Warau kado ni wa onigiri Pearl: Issho ni susumou Shining days Both: Saikou e Here we Go!! Dia: Gohan wo ippai oobaritai (Pearl: Tokkun kaishi da "iku zo!") Pearl: Sekai ga mirakurukurukururu (Dia: Nantomo arimasheen) Pearl: Massugu mezase akogare owarai no chouten toru zo Dia: Wakatta oira neta tsukuru yo Pearl: Ee!? Dia: Osenbei keeki uun, oishii~!! Pearl: Iya, kuitai dake daro!! Both: Nishi e yousoro Pearl: Demo higashi datta… tohoho Dia: Daijoubu! Nonbiri ikou! Both: SOS dashitara Fuwaraido ga kitaa! Arigatou Dia: Ohiru gohan ni shiyou~ (Pearl: Iya shitakunai kedo…) Dia: Issho ni waraou My dear friends Mirai e Both: Let's fly away!! Pearl: Daiya… nani katte ni kasha kaete nda yo! Dia: Aa… dame da yo Paaru, rekoodingu nandakara, shabeccha maiku ni haicchau yo? Pearl: Omae ni iwaretakuneeeeee! Both: 3, 2, 1, 0! Otoko dattara Pearl: Teppen wo mezase Dia: Sou da yo ne, yakusoku shita mon ne Both: Kiseki datte Tsukami toru mono sa!! Saa mou ikkai Kirakira shita Dia: Deai no ryokou ga Pearl: Owatte mo kizuna wa kienai! Both: Sutaadamu made Sukoshi zutsu ikou!! Te wo totte Pearl: Dotabata na tabi demo Dia: Warau kado ni wa mori no youkan~ Pearl: Uchuu ni todoroke Brilliant song Both: Sora e Here we Go!!

[gossippool]

*steeples hands under my chin like i'm sherlock* so you see,

[sealpup9]

I'm not certain as to how many people checked the description of the new hbomberguy video but he linked a playlist to queer creators on youtube!

Your New Favorite YouTubers - Queer YouTubers you should check out, meticulously compiled by Kat.

It's worth a look! Please don't forget to support your fellow queer creators on YouTube whilst spreading memes and jokes about James Somerton and discussing the hbomberguy video!!

EDIT: @cursedgamerchild pointed out THIS REDDIT THREAD made by Kat

Which is a thread to share more discoveries of plagiarism and also to share more queer creators who could use some love! There's also a link to a google form if you don't have reddit and want to share said information.

[theophagie]

I thought I was losing it but no, kh1 Sora's fast swimming animation really does change after you've been to Atlantica. It's a small detail, but also a cute and smart one 🥺

[bixels]

Just gonna have to wait and see, right? Just wait and see! Just gotta wait and see! Who knows, we'll just have to wait and see! It's anybody's guess, we'll just have to wait and see! The future is exciting, we just gotta wait and see!

[an-internet-introvert]

Going to Phil's to do the Laundry

[vampyfrnk]

me every day of my life.

[thesoundsofseraphim]

Not sleeping so I can do this- Does this sum up the book well? ((edit)) Wow this video became very popular, I thank you very much for the enthusiasm. And with my minutes of media attention I will only say buy Doritos®

[lover-of-mine]

#Eddie darling i think hes very efficient if you let him

[spiritofsilverwater]

[English] Pokespe Diamond and Pearl Go! Go! Jet Coaster ダイヤとパールでGO!..×2ジェットコースター

Video link: https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm40601739

Both: Sparkling, Pure Pure, yes! Our dream!!

Dia: Hey, Pearl! Since we're going through the trouble of singing, let's make it a showier, sparklier song~! Pearl: Oh!! But a slow song would get old fast, wouldn't it? Soooo… Speed up! Dia: Uwaah! Pearl~ it's amazing! Just like a Nibbleking~!* Pearl: No, why would I be-! Well, whatever, let's go!

Pearl: Come on, Go! Go! Hurry up and follow me! (Dia: Sparkle, sparkle, glitter! Wonderful) Dia: Changing even the bad things to smiles (Pearl: We'll definitely never give up!)

Dia: Make some sweets, relaxed and carefree. If you have fun, you might express yourself Pearl: Well, well? Was there any doubt? If you wish for your dreams Both: They'll come true!

3, 2, 1, 0!

Both: Sparkling Dia: On our journey of encounters Pearl: Aiming for the peak of that mountain!! Both: Until we reach stardom Let's go hurry after it!! Take our hands

Pearl: It's always showtime Dia: We'll dance away at the rice ball** Pearl: Let's advance together to shining days Both: To the top, here we go!!

Dia: I want to stuff my face full of food (Pearl: Special training start "Let's go!") Pearl: The world is mira-curl-curl-curling (Dia: Nothing to worry about)

Pearl: Aim straight ahead, reaching for the peak of comedy Dia: Gotcha! I'll make my own material*** Pearl: Eh!? Dia: Senbi, cake- yum, delicious~!! Pearl: No, you just wanna eat!!

Both: Steady to the west Pearl: But what about the east… oh no Dia: It's ok! We'll take it leisurely! Both: If we send out the SOS The Drifblim will come! Thank you

Dia: Let's have lunch~ (Pearl: But I don't really want to…) Dia: Let's laugh together, my dear friends To the future Both: Let's fly away!!

Pearl: Dia… don't just go changing the lyrics like that! Dia: Ah… you can't say that, Pearl; since it's recording, the mic can pick up all this chattering, right? Pearl: I don't want you telling me thaaat!

Both: 3, 2, 1, 0!

Both: If we're men Pearl: We'll aim for the heavens Dia: That's right, just as promised Both: Even a miracle Is something that can be grasped!! C'mon, one more time

Both: Sparkling, Dia: Even after our journey of encounters Pearl: Is over, our bonds won't disappear! Both: Until we reach stardom Let's keep going bit by bit!! Take our hands

Pearl: Even on a sketch-y trip**** Dia: Old gateau will be your old friend~***** Pearl: We'll roar to the universe our brilliant song Both: To the skies Here we go!!

Translator's notes: *Dia makes a pun off of Japanese Koikingu (Magikarp), instead saying "Kuikingu" which would literally be "eating king." I decided to keep the pun instead of the specific Pokemon he used, instead making a pun off of Nidoking (Nibbleking). **Diamond alters an old Japanese saying: "Warau kado ni wa fuku kuru," which means "good fortune comes to the smiling gate/those who smile." He changes it to "warau kado ni wa onigiri" or "onigira to those who smile." I decided to keep the rice ball pun instead of the old saying. ***"Neta" can mean a joke, material for a story, or ingredients. Dia tried to trick Pearl by saying he would make his own joke, but the joke was that he was making food instead. ****For once, Pearl makes a pun. He literally said something along the lines of "Even on a flurried/flustered journey," but the word dotabata means both "flurried/flustered/panicked/noisily" and "slapstick comedy." *****Diamond makes the same joke as the first translator's note, but instead of saying onigiri, he says mori no yokan, which is what the old gateau is called in Japanese. Once again, I kept the pun instead of the meaning, which means that in my translation, Diamond's same joke actually looks like two different jokes.

Original song: Go! Go! Jet Coaster! Illustration: こんぶ (Konbu) Lyrics/video: yami

[momotonescreaming]

Cooking Youtuber Steve; who has series where he makes good family friendly meals, dishes for picky eaters, tips for everyday cooking. As well as series where he tries to make historical dishes, food and drinks from games and TV.

DnD Youtuber Eddie; who has a long actual play series, videos about his characters and the world he's built. Videos about tips for your role-playing, getting immersed. A series where he tries other TTRPG's and board games.

Dustin persuades Steve to make videos about medieval inspired, DnD friendly meals. And because it does actually seem like a fun challenge, he does it. Dustin looks horrifically smug about it when the videos are a hit, the bastard. (Steve will make him eat something gross as payback. Its fine. Gotta keep him humble.)

And because obviously, Eddie sees the videos. He's always on the search for good DnD shit. But the guy is so fucking hot Eddie doesn't quite know what to do with himself. Except daydream about those eyes, and that hair, and those hands.

So Eddie records himself trying (and only sort of failing) to recreate the food. It comes out sort of ugly but actually nice tasting, so Eddie calls it a win. References the Hot Chef Steve in his video, adds a link to his channel, and tries not to feel his heart beating out of his chest when he sends @'s him with a link to the video. His channel is way bigger than Eddie's, he probably won't see it, Eddie's fine.

Except the Hot Chef does see it, and Eddie sort of loses his mind when he gets a comment or a message from him, thanking Eddie for giving his recipe a go, and giving him credit for the recipe. Eddie's not fine at all, this guy is way out of his league, and Eddie can feel the crush bubbling up under his ribcage, and Oh Fuck he's messaging Eddie.

[bluef00t]

1941 Billy Batson Break Stuff AMV

[milkywayes]

there's only room for one on the door normandy float. [prints]

[nothingmatters-everythingmatters]

lurking in radfem spaces has really changed my entire view of most mainstream internet spaces because once you realize just how censored women's voices and feminist thought are on these sites, and how much porn and misogynistic values are defended, you can't unsee it.

how anyone can bear to participate in an online space where porn, of all things, is lauded as the bastion of "self-expression" and yet any woman slightly critical of popular cultural opinions is demonized is wild, especially when a lot of that porn is a) violent and misogynistic b) often accessible by minors c) gross and shallow d) myriad of other reasons far better writers have probably described

fuck I'm just so tired. seeking rationality online is just opening a pandora's box of garbage and seeing the reflection of how bleak the social hegemony has become.

[beyondthisdarkhouse]

After months of research and development and market testing and perfecting the first item I feel confident selling online, I have realized... that it is an incredibly niche item that only a specific subset of absolute nerds would want to buy, and I will have to do a ton of explaining the basic idea over and over again before people generally get what it is I'm even selling. RIP me