#i don't think anyone else cares about these movies but i like weird things ok

[feline-evil]

Dick or no dick confirmation Pickles was always going to be trans to me anyways; if he's swingin' somethin that's phallo babes, if he's not then his t-dick fat. What's not to get.

[streets-in-paradise]

Friday the 13 Th - Eddie Munson x (Fem) Henderson! Reader

Warnings: Friday the 13 Th franchise references.

Summary: Eddie has convinced you of making something big to bother Jason in the most fitting day for your inside joke about him.

Notes: Happy Friday the 13 th! Let's make fun of Jason lol

The school's cafeteria was a stage where Eddie loved to play being a dreaded artist annoying the well adjusted students with his unhinged dramatizations. He was an autentical court jester despite many loathed his performances. You may have been once too shy to get involved or even engage, but the spirit of companionship of Hellfire had slowly and consistently changed that.

As two lonely weirdos doing their best to not be noticed during most of your highschool experience, you have always been in a distant bubble with Jonnathan doing your own thing unless bullies would disrupt you. There was no one else at least untill he started to date Nancy and you befriended Eddie first, later also Steve. While you remained best friends, some of that crave to hide together in a little corner going unnoticed began to change and that was way more evident in you under the influence of Eddie.

For once at least, Jonnathan acceded to get involved for a small role in a carefully crafted espectacle you were planning because he got to appreciate the concept. Fellow horror geek, he found it simple yet quite effective. At very least you both would have a funny story to share with Will and Dustin.

Staged action took it's course as you approached him limping and pretending you were crying your heart out.

" Please, please! You have to help me!! " You begged him for the entire place to hear you, your ketchup soaked hands seeking to hold his clean ones . " … He is coming, he got my friends!!! He is gonna kill us! "

Pretending confussion wasn't that hard given your performance.

" What are you talking about?"

" The councelors were making love while that young boy drowned!!" You directly referenced the speech of Pamela Vorhees in a mashup with a victim character. " … Now we are all cursed. WE DESERVE TO BE PUNISHED!!!! "

When your agonical, prophetic scream gave him the sign Eddie emerged rushing like a maniac into the scene.

" FRIDAY THE 13 TH!!! IT'S FRIDAY THE 13 TH, PEOPLE!!" He began to scream to anyone in his way. " RUN FOR YOUR LIVES CAUSE JASON IS GONNA COME TO GET YOU!"

The joke was perfectly timed with the entrance of Jason Carver. Annoyance was the less concerning feeling it awakened on the target. When you once started it he could have never imagined it was going to stick with the full weirdo group and even escalate.

" Are you looking for trouble, freak?"

Enacting a reaction fitting for a horror movie, you got in between them shielding Eddie with your body.

" No, Eds! Don't sacrifice yourself for me!! "

Eddie turned dramatically to play pretend a heartfelt objection.

" I must do it. You are the final girl and i am just the disastrous but charming male lead following you into the woods just because i'm in love with you. " He followed your performance with a self awareness touch. " Go, my beloved. Save that stoner and remember me. "

You held his hands as if his life trully depended of listening to you.

" I won't let you go! I know how to defeat Jason, you just have to trust me. "

The basketball player was frankly weirded. Still angry, but his lack of contextual orientation to whatever you were thinking to be doing temporally overcame his desire to punch Eddie in the face.

He was accidentally incarnating one of the lapsus of confussion Jason Vorhees could sometimes had in the films before resuming the chase for his victims.

Perfect moment for you to iniciate the end of the third act taking off your jacket to reveal a striped sweater in matching colors with the Tigers.

" Look at me Jason!! Look! Come over here … " You began to call him in the sweetest tone. " Do you recognize this? You are in home, honey.. It's gonna be ok, I'll take care of you!"

Your friends were laughing uncontrolably and you realized that even a guy in the jock's table was holding his chuckles. Probably only just for the excessive female nudity of the franchise, but he must have watched the film your joke was referencing. Not missing the chance to expose it, you smiled at him and his amusement turned inmediately into disgust.

" Friday the 13 Th Part 2, just in case you want to rent it for the weekend. " You explained to Jason after abandoning the character. " My interpretation didn't stick completely to the source material, but I found this sweater in a thrift store and inmediately thought of you. Eddie insisted we had to save it for the next Friday the 13 Th. "

" Meaning that you got that cheap sweater in my team's colours and prepared a scene arround it just to annoy me. " Jason summarized out loud, clearly fed up with all the freaks. " At least i can say you took too many bothers to get my attention in this oddly specifical charade. "

" Bullshit! He is pissed off, only tries to hide it because he lost. " Eddie quickly corrected. " We made it, sweetheart!!"

You both hi fived each other and rushed in the opposite direction, but hubris made Eddie deliver one last comeback on the way.

" Happy Friday 13 Th, Carver !!!! Don't get in the lake!!! "

Despite he did enjoy the thrill, Jonnathan was giving you judgamental looks as you reached him.

" … If i get targeted again for this."

Eddie patted him on the shoulder cheerfully before reassuring him.

" Chill, man! His feud is against us, you are totally safe. "

" That was freaking awesome! " You followed the cheers. " Don't lie to me, I saw it in your eyes. You are as excited as me. "

You had a point and he couldn't deny it.

" Fine, it was quite fun … Not as satisfying as punching Steve, but still. "

Eddie clearly supported the posibility of finding someone to complain about Harrington with that you couldn't object to. Besides, he was a big fan of the referenced episode.

" I heard all about it, the freak that kicked his bully's ass and stole his girlfriend … I just want you to know that Hellfire considers you a hero. You will always be welcome among us. "

His most inmediate answer was an awkward smile.

" Thanks. I really appreciate it, but i would like to keep my girlfriend. "

They chuckled and Eddie's was the loudest.

" Good call, man! Good call. "

Something in the specifical way Eddie choose to congratulate Jonnathan made you feel uneased. Probably because you were just jealous imagining he could want to steal his bully's girlfriend too if he had the same chance.

" Eds, if we were in a horror movie. Do you really think we would be the romantically coded final girl and last kill boy sacrificing himself so she could make it to the final fight?" You asked him as you were walking thowards the Hellfire table. " I mean, I won't do well as a final girl. To be one you need more than just be the virgin ... "

The joke may have been themed as a different thing, but you were masquerading your will to figure out if that was the case.

" ... And most times they aren't unwanted freaks, they are normal cute girls just too shy to approach their crush or too nervous to let their boyfriends convince them of sleeping together. "

He wasn't sure of where the point was going, but didn't mind to indulge you.

" Realistically, I would be the guy who dies alone getting high in the woods. " He mocked himself. " but i do think you could be a final girl. Although a rare breed we don't often get blessed with, freak girls tend to be passionate horror fans. You know all the rules to survive, my prediction is that you would make it and at the end of the film Harrington would be asking you out. "

The answer deviated from the path you expected.

" I thought you would accuse Steve of being the asshole jock dying in the sex scene. "

" As a judge I'm cruel, but fair. That has to be Hargrove, Harrington has higher chances of making it if he sticks with you. "

That made you laugh for reasons he could never possibly understand. In real life, Steve was the resourcefull fighter.

" Would you believe me if I tell you that Steve is a final girl ? "

He was laughing harder then, untill your softly delivered conclussion stopped it.

" I would like to make it with you too … It would be a refreshing change for the slasher formula. "

Eddie wasn't sure of it, but for an instant he choose to treat himself imagining you said you wanted to be with him in a very freakish way.

" There is no way i could make it. Ríght now i can tell you I would die for you. "

[mcmissileproof]

get to know me tag game :3

tagged by @pirdmystery thank you!!

1. Are you named after anyone?

my parents named me after both my grandmothers. I kept the initials but I don't go by the full thing anymore. also I have a name hoard that includes at least one I stole from a character :)

2. When was the last time you cried?

I think I started tearing up onstage on sunday? it's a heavy show, it gets my ass so bad

3. Do you have kids?

no and unless someone literally hands me an infant and says "no one else is going to take care of this child unless you do" I never will :)

4. What sports do you play/have you played?

right now I take what activities I can get but I'm not doing any organized sports. growing up I did cross country (hated it so bad), swimming (ok), horseback riding (literally 40% of my personality), marching band (counts.) and fencing in college (extremely fun and the final tipping point that shattered my gender)

5. Do you use sarcasm?

I do and people love to take everything I say at face value even when I am obviously bullshitting.

6. What is the first thing you notice about people?

whatever's the most noticeable about them? I don't know if I have an answer in general. I'm not usually right about first impressions anyway.

7. What's your eye color?

green :)

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

I cannot accept a happy ending if I haven't been dragged miles facedown through the dirt first. also I love horror so scary movies win.

9. Any talents?

uhhhh I can draw. and I'm really good at horseback riding. I don't get to ride as often as I'd like but it's the one thing in my life I'm not humble about at all. horses love me.

10. Where were you born?

bold of you to assume I was born.

11. What are your hobbies?

lately, mainly art and writing and community theatre. among various other things.

12. Do you have any pets?

my cats still live at my parents' house but they count. there are three of them. they're weird and I love them more than I can hope to express.

13. How tall are you?

5'7 and I have no particular feelings about that at all (lying)

14. Favorite subject in school?

I was mostly an arts kid, but I liked math and chemistry enough to get into a major STEM school and become a chemist. don't ask me if I feel good about that choice or if I'd recommend it to anyone else because I truly don't know.

15. Dream job?

I'd absolutely love to work with horses for a living. unfortunately it is absurdly hard to do anything but spend money in that sphere if you don't have land, your own horses, and/or a whole fucking lot of money already. I've also thought about going back to school and becoming an entomologist, but I don't know if that's happening.

tagging @strixhaven and you, dear reader, if you want to. B)

[ihatemisinformstion]

I hate TikTok so much you have no idea how much I hate it they hear one little thing out of context and then they suddenly say it’s canon hurting like half of there own community because they hate queer black people for some god awful reason I don’t even know about the micro aggressions or the fact that people think HOBIE x miles is a proship I will say this once and I will say this again I will LIGIT clear everything on hobie having a canon age because he does not. And I’m tired of people on TikTok and anywhere else saying the same thing and I might change this into my second acc just for flowerpunk and I’ll actually put my name but I’m not gonna cause I don’t wanna have this turn into a big thing if they do confirm he’s over 18 but anyways I’m going to give all my points cause I think people see something and they automatically think it’s true

To the people saying he's 19/20 that was a director talking about his concept design and could be more based on the comics it's safe to assume that Sense another director said it's up for interpretation and Gwen said he's about her and miles age then he's most likely a teen below 18 and was aged Down for the movie and it's kinda obvious because he hangs around the teen squad don't litsen to the misinformation everyone is sayin as well as the clip that people are talking about is completely out of context and so I need you to all stop it!! I’m not even an adult and I despise pro shipping it’s one of the things that triggers me into things it’s weird and it’s weird your putting a silly ship into this horrible topic so many think it’s ok to put in because the age is unconfirmed half of you people just don’t like queer black people and I am one so for the love of god stop calling people proshippers when they view hobie as a kid!!!

Phil Lord who's also a director said it's up to interpretation/headcanon plus even likened him to Sex pistols who started off young. Alsp like I said the whole Gwen and Hobie implied/jokes about being together thing would be weird as f https://twitter.com/sillyabtspiders/status/1666405777009958913?t=ct4kf0PoYIeUHwsP3tsHDQ&s=19

Of course there’s the other video but again that is concept hobie and prowler hobie not even the hobie we See as well as HOBIE is Most likely aged down and based off teen hobie stop bringing it up because it doesn’t matter!!! I’m literally so upset with being called a proshipper and such and it’s actually really stupid that I have to fight on this because everyone other ship is fine except when there both black and queer it’s weird to how much people care and I’m so tired I’m so very tired of it. I literally cannot take it anymore it’s weird you people are just as weird I’m just so upset right now and by the way I’m writing you probably have already seen me post a bit on my main but it’s embarrassing how you all cling to one thing

I feel great comfurt in this ship I do with a lot of dynamics and I don’t even ship punkflower hard I just think it’s cute but the way you people look at soemthing and think “wow proshipper” is insane because eTHATS NOT WHAT IT IS IM SORRY ITS NOT IT MAKES ME SO FRUSTRATED and I can’t tell if it’s cause I’m getting hyper fixated on this or what but I hate when this happens because wir causes so many people stress for no reason but your stupidity

Unless every single director comes out and says that HOBIE is older than 18 and not with Gwen and miles I will delete this and actually admit to it ok I’m not unreasonable I’m angry but that wouldn’t make sense because why would they tease romantic relationship as well as having hobie be with the minor coded charachters all the time

IM SO SORRY IF YOUR STRESSED BY THIS BECAUSE IM THE SAME I JUST FEEL LIKE WE WILL NEVER WIN and it’s so AKWARD I seriously hope that this whole situation gets cleared up and people will be able to ship and have there family dynamics and I’m sorry for anyone who doesn’t wanna see discourse just wanted to finally clear everything up because I know it stresses me out so I can’t imagine how other people feel

[cringelordofchaos]

Flicker Eduardo headcanons!!

I know almost no one cares except maybe that one flicker fan scrolling through the flicker tag, but idc

(some of these are weird and stupid)

(also when I say "into ___" I don't mean it in a romantic or s##ual context btw)

pansexual demiboy, he/they, name means "Wealthy Guardian" (only thing canon in this post)

Into rock and heavy metal

Introverted

Into cryptozoology

Into 80's horror movies

Teenager, bout 16-18 y/o

Into werewolves

obsessed with stranger things

Deadname is Valentina (based on the fact that he was initially supposed to be called Valentina and have a different design)

Engages with risky (??) and rebellious behaviour

Divorced parents, father had abandoned both them and their mom and his infant sister

Hispanic

Used to be best friends with Alex, drifted apart and now Ed feels bitter Abt him

Not satanic but they are into studying satanism and people devoted to it

Atheist

Into murder mysteries

Quiet in groups at first until he gets to know others in the group better

Plays the guitar (both acoustic and electric)

Horrible at singing, still likes singing

Used to be in a band with Alex, Amethyst and Prasiddhi

Gets absolutely horrible grades in school besides in literature and Spanish

Theater kid

Dumb#ss nerd

Has sooo many earrings and necklaces

Obsessed with many bands (I can't specify which ones bc i don't know sh#t about music,)(actually screw it I'll name a few that my mom likes

Into Metallica, Radiohead, Queen The Door, and other crap like that (I only listen to Radiohead out of these)

Has one of his eyebrows pierced

Has wolf as their fave animal

Kinda insane (don't ask)

Into paranormal stuff

Brave

Determined and stubborn

Street smart

Skateboards

All about self expression

Known as the quiet kid or the weirdo in school

Likes to go outside at night

Halloween is their fave holiday

Quiet in relation to his negative opinions regarding others

Secretly a MLP + STH fan

Can get bored and distracted easily

Into parkour and tree + rock climbing

Spiritually in the 80's

A really good older sib figure

Attachment issues, fears being abandoned so sometimes they push other people away first, other times he is a bit clingy and desperate

Uses the peace ✌️ and rock 🤘sign quite often

Embraces weirdness

Will always protect and defend people he cares about

Can be kinda rude but also really kind?

Often does the chores in the house, kinda tired from that + schoolwork

Now that Alex isn't their friend anymore, they're just kind of the loner in their class (before he gets sent to the Flicker game)

When the flicker game first starts, he like most people just think it's a run, fake murder mystery game, but one night (a bitttt early on) when they were supposed to get killed they managed to flee and escape into the woods, everyone thinking he's dead

Always puts up a fight when needed

Used to crush on alex and still cares about him as much as he refuses to admit it

Swears a moderate amount

Winks often (ok these HCs sre getting very mundane... um)

Ends up getting along well with most of the flicker players

He constantly feels like HE has to work for everyone (like their mom, having to do chores and upkeep his grades), and although they're very loyal they're also reasonably tired

The start of the flicker game has actually been one of the happiest periods in his life in some time

Can be impulsive

Fidgets often

In classes they barely do anything

Master at solving Rubik's cube

Pretty chill most of the time actually

Into video games too, primarily indie horror and visual novel

Him and Rosalie bicker often

Really wants to be independent, competent and responsible to prove they don't need anyone

They give me Lucas Sinclair and Drew from TMF vibes for sum reason??

Is neurodivergent (bpd, adhd, maybe sumth else idk)

...

Wtf even is this... I'm literally the worst flicker fan to ever exist I'm so sorry

[withered-rose-unbreakable-lotus]

Part 2 to the question about an all in visual kei movie (repost)

I know I said that posting the 2nd question would be the last time I terrorize the visual kei tags, but apparently it wasn't even visible through my adding it to the 1st's post's reblogs so I have to repost. NOW is the last time, cause I've had it with how posting works on tumblr at this point.

This is what the 2nd question I had posted under the 1st one was:

Alright this is scary, but I have to ask one more thing, cause power lies in numbers and I really want the collective's opinions. Like I am seriously shaking just trying cause like...I want you all to take this as a joke, but it's no joke for me xD. Please keep taking it as a joke cause it is indeed very ambitious.

If we had the script to at least 1 movie like that...how would you think one could possibly convince all these people work together in such a big project? Money and exposure to a larger crowd aside, I mean, cause some jrockers have money and that isn't much of an appealing reason. This question is mostly for adult fans who've had a few years in their respective fields and know how various businesses work.

It gets crazy as an idea I know, that's why I said take this lightly, but think of the just as crazy possibilities. You might ask "why, what could I possibly get out of this for helping you or throwing ideas, or even knowledge" if you are in the same field...ahm...apart from entertaintment and getting a nostalgia trip and the possibility or reviving bands that gave up because of money (cause some don't give a damn how old they are and neither should you, like, both in your own life and when pointing your fingers on people like them, we only live once, we might as well try to live how we want), well....if you are an artist of any film field you could work with your favorite artists and get precentage of the income. If you aren't an artist, well...I don't know, that's why I said it's crazy. You get to share sth that once or still matters to you with a larger crowd. You get to see "weirdness" being represented in a way that encopasses many types of people that aren't considered minorities per se but still get shat on for what they choose to wear, believe and dream. Cause like who fucking cares if you have piercings, tattoos, if you want to wear crazy clothes, a dress down the street...maybe you want people's individuality to be represented, right? Maybe you too felt pushed aside once cause of this. This is about celebrating that I mean. Being who you are no matter what.

But yeah anyway....ideas? I know btw that some jrockers have said they are into the idea of playing a role in a movie but never had the opportunity and some like the idea of being villains (Ruki and Mahiro Kurosaki being 2 examples (also in case sb wishes to bring up Mahiro's condition, no worries, every single medical condition has been taken into consideration in case this was possible, and he or anyone else agreed.).

I hear you people. All gens in, again. Any ideas, even crazy ones are acceptable. Again if such project was a thing, the bands and artists will get the most out of it. If nth comes to mind, it's ok. The answers to the first question were more than enough for science. ^^

(and yeah this is the last question, i won't be spoiling visual kei and band tags with any more nonsense scenarios after this. The reason I even made a second question was because you guys seemed interested and also because, if I take into considerations which vkei pics I post get the most notes, many of you seem to still want to see sth long gone back, even for just a little, so yeah..i think we get each other one that one. And probably so do they. Who knows.)

[gecko-with-a-greatsword]

saw someone else to this so im plaguing my mutuals with this

free pass to ramble about literally any topic!!! i wanna hear about the things you like

ok I know you said things I like but I'm actually going to take this opportunity to rant about The Lorax (2012) because I have a lot of thoughts about why I hate this movie. Thank you for the ask :)

idk how coherent this will be and this might get long sorry

By the way no judgement to anyone who likes this movie or to the onceler fuckers, these are just my opinions. So to start off, I feel like the lorax story did not lend itself well to the animated kids movie formula. It probably would've been better as some sort of short film or something. And I know Dr Seuss was, like, racist and stuff but the lorax had a pretty good message. And in making the movie I feel like they muddled that message a lot.

So like I said, the story didn't fit the vibe, so to make it work as a kids movie they added an entire other plotline outside of the actual story. They expand upon both the world and the child hearing the story, and I have a problem with both of these. It seems like they were trying to make the town have that whimsical feel that other movies based on Seuss stories have, but personally, I don't think it works for the Lorax. Reading the story you get a sense that the world is desolate and barren. It feels pretty dystopian. In the movie that's only the area where the onceler lives and outside of that is a pretty nice looking town. Sure they have no trees, and are being scammed by some shitty CEO but it's a society with lots of people, who don't seem to feel like anything's wrong. And considering that it's a movie for children, I think the things that make it feel dystopian are too subtle. And you could argue that it was intentionally made to feel like real life, as some sort of commentary or something, but again I think kids won't pick up on that.

Moving on to the kid voiced by zac Efron, (I don't remember his name and I don't really care) I think in the story the kid is meant to be a stand in for anyone, like it doesn't matter who he is because it's meant to be you, reading the story. So making this kid a more fleshed out character was not something I would've done in the first place. Furthermore this kid doesn't even think anything's wrong. He's just motivated by the girl he likes saying she wishes she could see a tree! and that's kind of all he cares about which makes me feel like at that point why isn't she just the main character? (also side it was a weird choice to make her be so much older than him.) Basically I didn't care about any of this, they should have left out the entirety of this outside plot.

Anyway, moving on to the actual important part of the story, we have to talk about the onceler. And I think the main issue with the onceler is that they humanized him too much. Obviously in the picture book you don't really see his face, and reads like much more of a creature. I also believe that there was early concept art of the onceler where he was a lot more creature-y but obviously in the movie he ended up as just a guy. And you could argue that this makes sense because in real life it is humans who are at the root of all the things destroying the environment, but the onceler isn't meant to represent one person, he's meant to represent the companies and corporations. And I don't think the whole tumblr sexyman thing was necessarily their fault because I don't think that was intentional or that they could've forseen that, but it's kind of a testament to the fact that he is too sympathetic a character. And I guess that might be sort of the root of my problems with the movie, that everything feels too personal to be as allegorical as the original story feels. Oh yeah also the deleted song "Biggering" is actually really good and in my opinion would have worked much much better than how bad can i be or whatever. I feel like there's a lot more I could say and i'm probably forgetting a bunch of stuff but I'm kind of losing steam and I've already written a ton so I'll leave it at that I guess. I'm not rereading this lol I hope it's at all comprehensible and if anyone reads this whole thing sorry :P oh and DISCLAIMER I haven't watched this movie in a while or read the story so this was just me talking out my ass if I got something wrong or said anything stupid, whoops 🤷🏽

[raideo]

Issey drama anon here, please tell us about Romance Doll because I have not heard anything about it

also, have you heard of Quartet? I've seen like 50 gifsets from it and it seems legit funny as hell

UMMM WELL- I'll put my thoughts on Romance Doll under a break at the end because the movie is pretty nsfw and weird and yeah...

Quartet is on my list! I'm definitely going to watch it at some point, but I also really wanna watch Miracles! Honestly that one has been the most interesting to me from the beginning but my adhd is just causing me to watch whatever's convenient first, not the ONE IVE REALLY WANTED TO WATCH THIS WHOLE TIME. I still have to finish Koisenu Futari too... I stopped that one cuz I was watching it with someone and we had a long period of time where we couldn't watch it. And then also it's just VERY HEAVY as a person who happens to be demi who has gone through periods of feeling like I could be aroace in the past. It's so realistic and deals with the painful things as well as the funny things and I am scared to finish it bc I KNOW THERES MORE HEAVY SHIT TO COME but it's an amazing show AND I DO WANT TO FINISH THAT ONE TOO.

And on a completely polar opposite note: ROMANCE DOLL, LMAO

Ok so, this movie is very much one of those WEIRDLY REALISTIC stories where all the characters are so real and flawed and HUGE MISTAKES ARE MADE by characters and it's just such a wild ride. You probably haven't heard about it because its FUCKING WACK.

Without giving too much away in case you wanna watch it (netflix dropped it last monday, which is actually why I ended up watching it over the weekend at all, but it's still available to rent on amazon 🙄) Issey plays Tetsuo, an unemployed art college grad who is desperate for a job. His friend gave him a tip about this sketchy job opening but told him literally nothing else about it. He shows up and this old woman greets him and shows him around and he's a bit shocked to find out it's a shop that makes SILICONE SEX DOLLS. The woman is like "your friend didn't tell you that???" And Tetsuo was like "he literally just said there was a job here-" and she laughs and says "Some friend he is then!" Honestly I loved the old lady she's great, I wish I could remember her name I'm too lazy to go look it up rn.

Anyway so yeah, he takes the job even though the interview was super awkward and there's this gross pervy old guy who works there and he doesn't really care about the subject matter he just needs money (mood)

One thing and another happens (and a lot of me wanting to slap the old man into next tuesday, seriously he's the worst) and a little bit later Tetsuo meets the love of his life through some bullshit connection to his job, and they end up getting married some time after, but she doesn't know what he does for a living and ITS ALL VERY HARD TO EXPLAIN WHY HE KEEPS THAT FROM HER without spoiling things but just- the movie is wack, I really didn't like it in the beginning but it pulls a complete 180 and ends up being this weirdly emotional and AT TIMES, a holesome wholesome slice of life movie??

Don't get me wrong it doesn't sugarcoat things like objectification of women and there's some degree of realistic portrayal of that bc of the whole Tetsuo working at a sex doll shop thing, it is very true to life- how men can be gross even if they aren't going so far as assaulting anyone. It doesn't excuse it either it just presents it as it is, which is good I think. But then there are OTHER moments where the movie is very sex positive- so its a wild fucking trip tbh. Definitely don't watch it if you have sensitivities to the things I mentioned above bc bro omg the first half almost had me like "yeah I can't watch this" a couple times jfc.

BASICALLY by the end of the movie the message is that communication and being open with people you love (and not getting bogged down with anxiety and guilt) is important, because on top of not being fair to the people who are important to you, hiding things from them can eat you up inside and make you act irrationally and hurt them even more whether you realize it or not. And also, you never know how someone will feel about the things you don't want to tell them. Something that could be huge to you could be no big deal to another.

Its just a very interesting movie. I don't know if I'd recommend it, theres some NUCLEAR SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT CRINGE MOMENTS like oh my god i wanted to die- and like I said above, there's lots of intense subject matter and some not so pretty moments that a lot of people may want to avoid. Id for sure check one of those sites that gives content warnings before watching bc hoo boy...

But all that aside, once again Issey is an incredible actor and his range is apparent in this movie. I saw some like- borderline SLAPSTICK physical comedy moments that had me so surprised bc he did them so well but its so new and different from anything else ive watched him star in. Dude is just unstoppable tbh. He HAS 👏 THE 👏 RANGE!! 👏

Also you get to see him naked a lot. So there's that!

[shadow-pixelle]

9 People You Would Like to Get to Know Better.

Was tagged by @shootingstarpilot, ta very much.

Three ships: I'll go with one for each of my current main fandoms, so Jocasta Nu/Plo Koon for Star Wars (I am still here thriving on my pool floaty for that one), Dick Grayson/Wally West for DC, and Danny Fenton/Jason Todd for DCxDanny Phantom (yes that is still DC, no I do not care, there's enough crossover fics that it practically counts as it's own fandom ok.)

First ever ship: Uuuuh. Uuuuh. Y'know. I cannot remember for the life of me? Genuinely it might've been NaruMitsu, aka Miles Edgeworth/Phoenix Wright, from my original re-dive into fandom hell outside of just playing games.

Everything about that is a weird thought. I consider myself to have been in fandom stuff since like 2015, I didn't get into Ace Attorney until like 2018 or so because a friend was streaming their playthrough of it? And it was like another year or two later before I found that first fic (Saturation by TiedyedTrickster on AO3, lovely fic, genuinely wonderful). But I really can't remember anything else I actually actively shipped earlier than that? Like maybe there were a few things but I seem to remember that a lot of that kinda stuff was very much me glancing at a fic and going 'oh hey that chemistry's neat' but not really caring about it outside of that fic. Huh. Anyway.

Last song: Immortalized, Hidden Citizens.

Last movie: soft error sounds so I don't watch movies because my attention span is dogshit. I think the last thing that I actually full-force sat down and watched all the way through without my brain wandering off entirely was Moana, and that was over a year ago?

Man I need to watch more movies. I'm pretty sure I've got a watchlist somewhere.

Currently reading: I'm kinda sorta on a book break at the moment in that there are a lot of books I could be reading, my shelf is super full, but my brain is not currently capable of reading new things and so they're all sitting there glaring at me from a distance. If we're willing to talk fics though I'm rereading Commander by Drich with is a Planetary Annihilation Self Insert and also fucking incredible like everything else they write.

Currently consuming: I have my big jug of water (it's a 1L mason jar that I repurposed for drinking from because it means I actually remember to drink things) and am contemplating having a mooch through my snack box for chocolate.

Currently craving: the inari nigiri and little mochi balls that they have at the Yo! sushi bar thing in my local Tesco. I had to go shopping earlier for some bits and thought about getting some for lunch but didn't cause I have food at home. Jokes on me, I guess, now I really want it but it's currently tipping it down with rain and I'm not going out in that to go get food when I've already eaten.

No pressure tags for @kalicofox, @greentrickster since I mentioned your fic, and @clockwayswrites, and also anyone else who spots this out in the wild and decides they'd like to!

[fvdvrdvechfgdvd]

OK, nothing to do with Daddy Gosling, but HAHAHA, I've been browsing this page and things have come up... I don't know, they're weird, lmao so... hey! to this strange community :') what I am going to publish is not hatred against you (the one who is reading it) or against anyone.I think this has gotten out of hand and it's not from now, it's from a long time ago, so I'd like to say something.The first thing is that cmbyn's "fandom" (if it can be called that) bothers me a lot, a lot, it's a nice movie that talks about things that can happen to a person, but I'm not going to talk about the movie, I'm going to talk about those or those who publish and write nonsense about two men, Timothee and Armie.Girls (probably 14 years old) have made accounts on Ig doing very risque photo editing and no, they are not about Elio and Oliver, they are about Timothee and Armie doing sexual things, also writing sexual things about the two of them on Tumblr, Wattpad and aO3 . I really see this stupid, I see that they have no life, that they don't have enough attention from their parents and they do that kind of thing I don't know why, why is it really ridiculous, but I really fucking love Call Me By Your Name, I love Timothee, not Armie, because of those things he's done, but it's fucking annoying that you do those things, it's stupid and disgusting I really mean it, Armie has children and was married to a woman, after divorcing her, a lot of people did more stupid things . They said Timothee was secretly gay and in love with Armie, speculating about a person is offensive to me and surely to him, since this type of "fans" have said that Timmy is secretly gay and that he loves Armie. I read that close friends and people from Timmy's own family have come out to defend him by saying that he is NOT secretly gay.Now the question is, why the hell do you say that? Why have you ever used queerbating?? Or why did he make a movie that plays not a homosexual but a bisexual teenager? or just because you appreciate your coworker?? And that's why he's secretly gay?? Please! He and Armie define themselves as heterosexual you can't say or speculate that Timothee is gay, you can't make two grown men do something they've done in a fucking movie, have something like in the movie, that's ridiculous and from what I see it's not you understand exactly what a good friendship is. Also when Timothee was in relationship with Lily-Rose Deep they kept shipping them, they insulted Timmy, for being with her and not with Armie, Armie even denounced an account of a 'fan' who asked him to leave his wife (at that time it was) and left with Timothee, who had to fuck Timmy and not his slutty wife, Armie reported the account and said 'it seems that people don't know how to differentiate fiction from reality' and it's true! Really the little girls who say "I love my Armie" "I love my Timmy" "I love them" it's a lie you don't love anyone you are disgusting I really say it and now, I'm already fed up and what I want to get at is that you can't make stories about two people who have worked together, been friends and moved on with their lives, you can't why it's really all in your fucking head you have something in your head that's never going to happen and it's totally ridiculous.Timmy is happy, I don't care if it's with Kylie or Tay or I know with someone else, Armie I don't know, I'll suppose that too, so leave this shit alone, if you really love them as you say and you're fans stop, it is not normal. Timothee is straight, Armie is straight, you can't change the sexuality of two people who are sure of their sexuality. So think, reflect... why it's ridiculous. NOW I AM NOT OFFENDED BY CMBYN FAN ACCOUNTS AT ALL, I LOVE THAT VERY MUCH, but the #Charmie accounts, #CharmieForever #Charmieisreal this... are aberrations and are embarrassing.

[katielovably]

Ok this might be just a me thing but who else picked up habits because of someone else.

For me, it's tabs off of soda cans. My Nana used to collect them and send them to my aunt or cousin (I don't remember) to make wheelchairs out of them. I still have the habit of taking them off and keeping them so much so that my goblin brain sees a tab on someone else drink and wants it especially when it's a different color tab. That makes it sound like I'm running up to people like a homeless person begging for tabs. No, because I'm not that kind of person. But it's pretty close. Last December (maybe late November), my brother and I went to my company's Christmas party (it wasn't anything special, it was lame, to be honest). I sat alone until I was invited to sit with someone I knew invited me to sit with them. There were alcoholic beverages. I wanted the tabs so badly but I didn't want to look like a freak. I'm already the shy, quiet person.

Also, if you followed me long enough, I collected rocks and other things. I swear if it weren't for the fact that I am afraid of what people think I would have bought the fidget toys they now sell at work I know they don't care but I do because I know them and I'm afraid that someone will tell my family... actually, I'm glad I have my fears it's cheaper. I don't know the point of this because it has been hours since I started making this post (and I napped). Oh, I want friends but I'm afraid that I am too lame to be friends with anyone. Literally, my hobbies are writing stories that barely get finished anymore, which I'm getting better at (trust me, I would love to publish a book, but I need to finish them just I would start and forget where I was going with the story), I started crocheting as a hobby, rock collecting, "oh, shiny!" Collecting, tab collecting, I have a mini stuff animal collection, I have a "book collection " (AKA oh, this is interesting than never going back to reading it), YouTube addiction. I'm the weird sibling in the family, and that's likely why I'm afraid of judgment. I like folk music, pop rock, fantasy music, lo-fi, and the early 00's (late 90's because that's the music I grew up with). I like fantasy movies/series but can't watch series because I have other things to do or something I see triggers an idea in a story and I have to write it also if it's too long of episodes I just won't finish (which also goes back to reading... I just have to train myself to do it) because i used to do it be interested in series hell I used to watch Anime but I also had a free site that I used to watch English dubs on but it no longer provides it 😭.

I am a cat person (which I talked about) because I don't like dogs they're loud, stinky, attention hoes (I mean cats are too, but not as much), they lick people (I don't like getting licked growing up on a farm... also I get it from my dad who also hates getting licked or jumped on by dogs), also cats you can grab and take with you. I just realized why I like Cats because cats are the succulents of plants. Need very little attention or effort and is good plus I love succulents.... even though I have other plans that I also love.

When I'm bored, I will look for snacks and enjoy laying in bed ether on my phone or crocheting even though I want to lose weight because I'm obese and have been since I was a teenager.

I used to draw and paint until I went inside a few years back when I painted on the walls of my room... or my brother thought a picture I drew of a cat looked like a sword then I painted when my brother wanted to show me, he also only liked my "realistic" paintings even though I liked drawing little Pokémon like creatures (like my profile picture) and over time I lost motivation to draw even though at one point I was somewhat good at drawing cool pictures. I don't do it anymore.

I need a light to sleep hence (also never use main lights until I need to) like love for white Christmas lights or fairy lights.

I don't know why this became a post where I explained myself maybe because I don't very often.

[onmymasa22]

My life would suck with out youI dony feel OK. I'm shaky and want to cry and want to die or smoke a cigarette or not be here. I'm so tired. I'm tired on the inside. I'm here for everyone but I need to be here for me. I need to just do what I need to do. I want to just be OK. I need a self care shabbat.

Drink alcohol and watch a movie

I have right now a mini obsession with ballet dancers. At first I feel like the inspiration comes from that being everything I'm not. Delicate, deliberate, calculated, effortless looking, feminine, pretty. It's everything I am on the inside and don't let it show.

Black polish One day

Love RosieSo I'm nervous. I'm going on a date for the first time of actually 100 percent my choice.

Good parts

He asked me if I wanted to go out. Him and most people probably don't realize how much that means to me because guys usually just take what they want from me without needing actually anything from me. They don't want me, they just want my body. And it's even worst when deep down they know me. I love that he asked me. I cry thinking about it. But oh my God. Finally that small little sentence question that means everything to me. Do you want to go out? Finally, after 25 years of assholes who touch me and treat me like shit and letting them cuz its better than being alone or not letting them and dealing with the trauma or just disconnecting so I don't need to be there for any of it. Finally a guy who seems sweet and normal.

A guy who appreciated that I made Aliyah and made Aliyah alone.

A guy who maybe will give me compliments

A guy who I chose to talk to and not as a favor to anyone else. A guy who came at the perfect time. When I felt I was going to get married this year and I look at the mitpachat and I say to milysekf, that's what u want. Do what u need to do inorder to get it. Overcome the anxieties u have about dating. Ur scared. What if he doesn't like u. What if he doesn't like ur scars. What if u don't have anything to talk about. What if u pass out. What if you overheat. What if he thinks ur disgusting. Breathe. Dalya, he'll love you. Of course he'll love u, look at you. You're a model and you shine. U need to be the one to decide if you want him.

I love that he likes tuna melts. I love that he is yeminite. I love that he compliments. I want him to be nerdy and love me. I want him to be good to me. I want everything to be everything

Things to figure out

Can u speak nerd

Can u speak torah and gemara

I just came back from the date, it bothered me nor hugging him. It feels weird to meet someone and not hug them. I liked certain comment that he made- that he and someone else at work know how to work and that together with him cleaning and everything means that he's probably not lazy. I liked when he said that he can't imagine playing video games and being married. The only thing that bothered me from the whole day I think is that he didn't walk me to the train but one, I left quick and he needed to pay. 2 I'm glad I had that time to breathe. And 3 he said he would've come if I missed the train cuz he didn't want me to leave.

I really want to see if he's gay, if he's real, if he's kind of the same as he is in texting

Hashem I want to want to be religious. After this break up that didn't have closure, I'm finding it a little hard to want these things. I hate that it ended without an actual breakup. I think he's just gay. But after all that, I'm back to square one. I'm back to being alone. And it's not easy. I don't want what anyone else has, cuz their story is not my story. But when will my story start. When will it be my turn. Who's up there helping me. Do I have anyone trying to put me in the right place and aligning my stars with theirs. I feel physically alone, Ike no one is thinking of me,no one is asking me out, not one cares cuz they have other people on my plate. I feel really alone. Please put the right people in my path. I want it soon. I thought this year that I would have it, and It all felt right enough but I guess you thought I'd be happier with someone else. I have people up there who said- wait, not him, you can have better. But why no closure? I don't need closure, but why couldn't a get a reason in this world.i guess I just didn't need it. I want to want to keep shabbat, I want to want to keep kashrut. I want to want a lot of things. I want to want to be. I know you are all up there. Just give me the signs that I'm ready. Maybe I'm destined to be alone. Why am I jealous of people that go on a bunch of dates. I don't know what's better- to go on a bunch of dates where its a no, or to not go on any. I just wish people thought of me. I wish someone said- dalya this guy really wants to date you. I wish I could just be okay

[howlsaur]

I love Disney's Z-O-M-B-I-E-S trilogy (I know it's Not Good but I can't help loving it) but I REALLY wish the writers had made some better choices.

Using zombies who were actually dangerous as an analogy for racism seems pretty Not Great. Off the top of my head, couldn't they have just never been dangerous? Like, couldn't people fear them for literally no reason besides looking different?

And who let Addison say "I know how that feels" to Zed? She wears a blonde wig over slightly more blonde hair, she absolutely does not know what the zombies are going through. That line is so hard for me to ignore, and I really wish she just acknowledged how unfair Zed's situation is instead.

I also wish they'd given Addison something bigger to feel different about. Even blue hair would have been better. Her "freakish" hair is so similar to the colour of her wig that I'd regularly forget that there was supposed to be something "different" about her.

These movies are so cheesy and fun, and I love so much about them, but some of their more glaring issues are just so hard to wrap my head around.

[imnotrevealingmyname]

Open Letter to Tom Hiddleston and Whoever Else Wants To Read This

A/N: Ok, long post, lots of nostalgia below, some Loki series criticism, so please click away if you can't stomach that or be nice. I don't know if this counts as an open letter but I was extremely emotional while writing this. I cried a bit, too. Anyway.

Sylki, lokius, Loki series fans, Thor: Ragnarok and beyond fans please don't interact with this post. And if you still read it, that is on you, please don't make your presence known at the very least.

~•~

I'm going through my old, old bookmarks and reading lists of Tom Hiddleston fics (I'm not super into RPF but these were the masterpieces that could've been novels in their own right) and I feel so damn nostalgic. Most of these were written in/based around 2011-2014, and they have a totally different feel from recent fanfics. Not in a good or bad way, but in terms of vibes. The whole Thor 1- Thor 2 feel going on, and baby Tom, it's just ;-; I can't explain it. I haven't read a single TH fic in years (especially after the series came out, I just haven't been able to read TH fics written even by the authors here that I love dearly.) It might just be that I miss the Old Tom™ who cared about Loki and that reflects in these fics, and maybe it's me chasing after a mirage (even though I'm definitely old enough and mature enough to not ever have the delusion of thinking I'm ever gonna date him lol) but like. I just miss him. Which isn't my place to say or anyone else's place to say for that matter because he doesn't belong to us, but it would be so nice to go back to 2013 and experience Hall H (idc if it's virtually or whatever, but that was GOOD) and everything else and just. Tom caring about Loki and feeling so deeply about the character. I miss that so much. My mom asks me frequently why I don't gush over Tom anymore and says she wishes I showed her pics and vids of Tom again (she has a weird fascination with Tom dancing compilations and that song from the pirate Tinkerbell movie he did.) I never know what to tell her and I've spent a year dodging her questions because it really fucking Hurts, you know? It hurts to look up Loki content on youtube or tumblr or wherever and be blasted with content from the series. It hurts to open up Tumblr and the first post on my dash is a GIFset from the series. It hurts to see a character I've known and loved for so long but to not recognize him. It hurts to see the man playing him, the man I used to respect and admire and look up to so much, so flippantly throwing around words about the character that just aren't true in any sense. It hurts to know that Old Tom™ would most definitely throw a punch at Present Tom, regardless of how nice and peaceful he is, for the things he's said. When did it all change? I can't imagine how this came to be. I'm looking through my old reading lists and I'm reading 10 year old beautifully crafted fanfics (that are till date some of the best fics I've ever read) about the character dancing with Old Tom™ in his living room, wearing his shirt and talking about Loki and his dreams for the character in hushed whispers, and I'm crying because we could've had so much more and it was taken so ruthlessly from us. It was all so much easier in 2014. I want to go back to 2014.

[meili-sheep]

Which Diluc ships are good with kids?

OK OK so

Chiluc - Absolutely great with kids. 10/10

Childe has always been good with kids. Wanted his own kids. And after meeting Diluc and seeing how good he is with kids. He becomes even more baby crazy. Originally he wants to have at least 4 kids but Diluc talks him down to 2. (And Childe's older sister volunteers to be a surrogate for them not that either care to have biological kids but Since she was so willing and Childe desperately wanted kids with red hair like Diluc's)

But on top of that, they are the best uncles to Childe's nephews and nieces. And Diluc's own adopted hoard of course.

They both love kids and kids love them.

Zhongluc - Pretty good Zhongli's a little clueless though 7/10

Diluc is naturally really good with kids. But Zhongli who's King Clueless Aaaah not so much. He doesn't really get human children. Like man is a 10/10 father figure but you can't tell me he wouldn't scare the shit out of a normal kid standing over them talking about some big history even he thinks they should know about.

But the old dog can learn new tricks and Diluc is patient enough to teach him how to be gentler. And once he is. he is great. Because like Diluc he's got an air of stability and dependability. Never will break a promise. Even for the most minimal thing and that's important to kids.

Not super interesting in having kids of his own but ya know.

Albeluc - Albedo came prepackaged with a kid. 9/10

These two have the vibes of an old married couple that runs a toy shop in some hallmark movie.

Klee's life becomes 110% improved when Diluc and Albedo get together and just totally take over her care. And she eventually gets to a point where she's not even fish blasting that much because she's got too loving parents at home who are willing to drop near everything just to spend time with her.

Not a 10/10 because Klee is pretty much the only kid who would be willing to warm put to Albedo. Cause he's pretty weird and can make kids a little uncomfortable. But with Diluc he instantly gets so much easier for kids to be with.

Albedo probably ends up making an heir. So ya know probably a mix of chalk and Diluc.

Ayatoluc - Living their best DINK life. 5/10

Ayato terrible with kids. Literally the worst. But seeing how much Diluc likes kids he is more open to trying.

And they both do have the pressure of having biological heirs. So while they put it off for as long time Ayato does get better when he put effort into it. Read nonstop about child care and learns from Diluc. But absolutely not natural to him. Diluc doesn't mind though, but the effort is still very cute.

Ittoluc - Two people who understand the true meaning of family better than anyone else. 10/10

Both are totally great with kids. And end up with an adopted hoard that all just become the Arataki Gang. Very much lost boy vibes, though they try and help people out more since ya know Diluc is there.

Still not much to say other than great.

Euluc - One and done power couple 8.5/10

Honestly, Eula thinks she's worst with kids then she actually is. In truth kids like her. They can sense she's a good person and find the way she talks fun. But no parent would let her near their kids for long periods of time unless Diluc is with her.

Kids actually really admire them together. Because they are both absolutely gorgeous, but both so strong, and noble. Plus they are pretty funny with Eula scolding Diluc for some tiny offense declaring her revenge in a dramatic fashion, and Diluc just smiling and nodding as he offers her arm and just going "Yes dear"

While they don't Deal with kids as directly. Kids still admire them and when they think of noble Knights they think of Eula and Diluc

And they both totally have an accident baby. Both love and work so hard for that kid. Eula also loves that her kid gets to be a Ragnvindr.

Thomaluc - Again not much to say. Still 10/10

Yeah, What can I say they are just good with kids. Kids love being with them and they like playing with the kids.

Not really would ever have kids of their own outside of adopting. But that's totally an accident on Diluc's part tbh.

Xiaoluc - Absolutely Not 3/10

Sorry, Xiao is not a kid person. Never will be. Those 3 points are totally Diluc and that's just Diluc being Dadluc. Xiao would never get near diluc's Kids just outta fear of possibly hurting something so dear to Diluc.

He might be better with young kids but not by much.

[its-me-im-coraline]

Consequenses // Thomas Raggi

words // 1590

warnings // smut ahead hehe and not even a full smut, just a snippet honestly

pairing // Thomas Raggi x F!Reader

author's note // if you want to be on the tag list let me know. ok please let me know on the taglist link if you have asked me to tag you and i havent right now... I lost some of the user names so yeah im so sorry 🥺

request // yes

summary // Reader has been breaking Thomas’ rules by teasing him for days. Thomas eventually is fed up and shows Reader what happens when you disobey.

tag list: @bieberhoodforever @tabi-toast @ginny-lily @moriro-da-regina @the-killer-queenie @makapaka11 @bidet-and-legolas @atremendousstrawberrycollection @otaculo @selenophiliaxx

Music, throbbing lights and booze was the way Thomas and his partner decided to spend his weekend off. An average gathering made to feel like a party amongst the closest friends of the band and everyone’s partners. Of course the guitarist couldn’t resist bringing his lover along. He had not seen her in a while, traveling around and working on new music had made the relationship hard for the two of them, things only becoming harder when they started being unsatisfied with their more intimate relationship. The longing did not help much, instead it brought anger and anxiety, both resulting in ruining both of their moods.

The suggestion came from Y/N in the afternoon after Thomas took a break. They were sitting on the couch watching some tv show neither cared for, slowly trying to relax and potentially do more than sitting on the couch. The thought had occurred a few days ago, while the man was still not there, when his lover was maybe watching a bit of an erotic movie. “Maybe we should… switch,” was all she said. No explanation, no details, nothing.

Not much convincing was needed so here they were. Y/N being dominant was finding it a little hard to just sit there and listen. Thus the dom turned into a brat, choosing to tease the man during their first night together.

It was rather simple to get Thomas all riled up this fine night. They happened to have a small fight before the party (a disagreement over minimal things truly) so they were both in a very tense mood while at the party. Thomas was on the one side of the yard, talking with some of his friends, while Y/N was on the other, revealing clothing and lingerie (with certain movements it was visible to the man - and anyone else that paid attention, but not many did). The man was unable to take his eyes off his partner. See, she knew that the result would be pretty good.

“Keep this up and the result will not be very nice for you, amore,” he whispered in her ear when he finally approached her. His hand right above her ass, face too close for comfort.

“I am not sure I want to stop,” said Y/N, an evil smirk decorating her face. Her hips moved side to side, making sure the man could see. Back on her plotting she was.

At first things went smoothly: a bit of seductive dancing, a bit of drinking… The casual. But soon that would change as well. Ethan was sitting on a pool chair, joking about Y/N’s dancing, having a playful back and forth with each other until Y/N sat on his lap. It was nothing unusual for the two, it had happened plenty of times before, but both Thomas and her knew that this time was different.

By now Thomas is fuming. If he was in a cartoon his face would have gone comically red, smoke coming out his face in an exaggerated way. The cigarette and drink in his hand did little to help restrain him. For that, he downed the rest of his drink in an instant, smashing his cigarette on an ashtray and moving to his friends and partner. “Sorry to cut your fun short,” he smiled, trying to keep it together, “but me and Y/N need to go. Honestly, I’m feeling very tired,” he finished, taking Y/N’s hand in his and pulling her up and towards him.

Their friends did not say much, but rather voiced their goodbyes allowing the pair to leave the party.

Getting in the car was now the easy task, but one of them was dreading it. She knew that this would be so fun, but she was undeniably afraid of what could potentially happen that night. “What do you think you have been doing, dolcezza?” He all but growled, roughly turning her face towards his with his hand.

“Me? Nothing. I was just trying to have fun with my friends.” Oh, the innocent act. If Thomas wasn’t hot and bothered (more of the later) already, he certainly was now.

“I don't think so, baby. I think you have been very very naughty. I think you need a punishment.” His tone was playful but his eyes told a different story. Y/N was in for a long night, and they were still in the car. Thomas’ hands had already begun to travel all around his lover, faces dangerously close. And like that the vigorous kissing started.

“You shouldn't have acted like that tonight, amore,” he commented before he started driving back to their shared apartment. The ride was quiet but the tension and anticipation was loud as hell.

Patience was out the window the moment Y/N opened the door to their home. Thomas pushed her to the wall, attacking her neck with kisses. “I warned you enough times, my love, now it’s time for actions,” he commented, hand slowly traveling up to her neck, lightly squeezing, blocking the blood flow lightly making her lightheaded but so much more desperate for him. “Turn around and put your hands on the wall - just like that, good girl! Now, ass perked up.”

She was very well aware of what was about to happen and saying that she did not want it would be a lie. She was rather used to serving spankings to the man whenever he disrespected her - rather lenient - rules, taking such an adrenaline rush every time, but oh did she get a rush now, too. Thomas was getting more and more confident by the minute, Y/N getting rather aroused from it.

Thus she obeyed his demands, pushing her ass back, all there for him to do what he wanted. Thomas quickly got to work moving up her tiny little skirt to have her exposed to his will. Her ass looked amazing in that white lace thong she wore, making the man undeniably hard. “You know what you’re doing, don’t you? You planned for this to happen-” slap, “you knew I would not be able to hold back, didn’t you, puppy?” slap. “Answer me!”

“Yes, daddy,” Y/N responded very timidly, slightly flinching every time he struck her cheeks.

“Good, good. Now count for me, and you will thank me for each slap.”

“One. Thank you, daddy,” she began with his rhythm getting quicker and his force bigger by each slap of his palm. They reached around twenty five before Thomas decided on his next move. He said nothing but roughly turned Y/N around, pulling her towards their shared bedroom, lightly. After closing the door behind him - more out of habit than any actual practical reason- he pushed her to the bed, legs automatically falling open as he stared with lust in his eyes.

“Just sit there and do nothing,” he ordered, “no touching, or there will be consequences.” He did not go far after that, he only undressed and picked up the condoms and the lube, just making sure that she was entirely ready (not that he truly needed it at the moment - just a safety precaution) and knelt in front of his lover.

“Mhm,” he moaned, “you are looking delicious, but I’m not sure you can handle it. Maybe we should do this anoth-”

“No, no! Please, I can handle it! I can handle anything! Please, please!” she exclaimed, or more so whined, making Thomas smirk like a cheshire cat and proceeding with his actions.

“Anything, you say? Hm, we’ll see about that.” Oh boy was she about to regret those words.

His tongue started to tease her immediately as he finished his sentence. It was small short licks and little pecks on her clit, featherly but was agonizing in this case. The pace was slow, timid, really, all in an attempt to show his love in the most painful way possible. Her eyes were shut tightly, mouth hung open releasing heavenly (or rather sinful) noises - a pleasing confirmation of Thomas’ plan working perfectly. Y/N’s back was arched up as her head hung behind, chest bouncing in the attempt to gain more pleasure by Thomas.

“Thommy, please,” she whined, earning a slap on her thigh.

“You are being ungrateful, amore. I shouldn’t be giving you any pleasure at all. You’ll take what you can.” The lack of contact for the few seconds he spoke was enough to cause another fit of whines, but his breath on her heat made far worse ‘damage’.

He wasted no time moving up and away from his disheveled lover, moving to the dresser. Y/N simply sat there, mouth falling open, but this time due to confusion. It was clear that frustration had already started to pick up. Thomas on the other hand was enjoying the situation fully, finding it rather entertaining how he could make her melt so easily.

“Thommy. Come back,” she uttered in her usual dominating tone. Nothing. “Thomas, come back here-”

“What did you just say to me, puppy?” If he was pissed before, now he was livid, and it was clear as day. If this were some weird cartoon his eyes would’ve glowed red - a thought that did not help Y/N’s pleasurable fear. His hand had swiftly reached Y/N’s neck, not tightening up, yet making his stance threatening. “I think you have forgotten how things are going on around here, my love. You are not on the lead right now. I am. And you will pay for that.”