#i had megablocks and legos

[incorrect-blind-channel]

Joel: How's it feel to be the worst artist in the world???

Joonas: Shut up, your mother buys you Mega Blocks instead of Legos!

Joel: YOU FUCKIN TAKE THAT SHIT BACK--

[senseiwu]

Can't really relate to a lot of those "WHICH OF THESE COOL TOYS DID YOU HAVE" because 1. poor 2. we weren't allowed to have fun, apparently

[thatdeadaquarius]

"all we really know about this one is it's some kind of insult" Alhaithem gestured to the stone in the case "The first words of the beginning line should translate to 'your parent', with the second one saying 'you take that'. We can only assume it to be of insulting nature, unless you say otherwise...?" He looks toward you, curiously.

"...buys you megablocks instead of legos" you mumble unconsciously, holding in laughter because he wasn't wrong.

"What?" He leaned in to hear you better.

"Nothing, you're right but it's not an insult that really makes sense here" You swiftly move along to the next showcase, after reading it things become clear that these are from about the 2010's. "Alhaithem we should probably move on, most of these are obscure references to... plays, and jokes. Like this one" you point at the case "is Fre shavaca do".

"Fre...shaca do?"

"It's um, a joke about someone mis-writing a sign"

10/10 i cant believe this has been sitting here like the gem it is ToT

im so glad im posting all these at the same time tho bc i love confusing/bullying Alhaitham, call me a Kaveh kinnie ig

ANYWAY SORRY FOR NOT SHARING UR GREAT WRITING WITH THE WORLD BEFORE NOW THIS IS HILARIOUS

this kinda reminds me of my most recent post abt, but 10x more frustrated Alhaitham LMAO

You, constantly: "nah u wouldnt get it bro, u had to be there"

Alhaitham: "But I AM here, I would "get it", ahem, honorable sibling Lord??"

btw here's my lowkey bullying Alhaitham post, hehe

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Safe Travels Anon,

💀♒

(not tagging beloveds bc i be harassing them this week with short posts rip)

[siriusblacktothefuture]

Child: Are you a boy or a girl?

Me: I'm a boy, I'm just a pretty boy

Child: No you're not

Me: ...

[reigningsniper]

just fyi for people: in seeing how i left for my hiatus being....insanely drained and tapped on this blog, i’m moving forward and limiting my long threads pretty drastically. you’ll be seeing shorter things from me unless i continue something from before the hiatus if i still have ideas for it.

i’m really trying to avoid feeling as shitty as i did in december and leaving like i did. i fee, pretty bad about just poofing like an asshat.

oh also this blog is strictly mutuals only.

[energon-with-a-curly-straw]

Just spent the day going through our old toys for organizing the basement. I feel like I deserve extra credit for the gender chapter of my sociology course 😭

[stennnn06]

You had megablocks as a kid when you actually wanted legos but you didn’t want to be a burden so you never complained about it

hahahah aw this is VERY sweet

i actually didn't have megablocks but i was super into k-nex (if thats how its spelled) as a kid and sometimes i got random other legos/tinker toys/etc instead and i was like, meh, this is fine

Anon me facts about me that you think are probably true

[supercasey]

🎥

🎥 - Favourite non-canon (incorrect) quote?

Hahaha, here we go (I’m gonna do top 10 because they’re just too funny... also most if not all of these I got from vines and actually haven’t seen around, so there’s that I guess (I’ll also provide links to all of the vines I can find)):

...

Deceit: I should’ve left you on that street corner where you were standing.

Virgil: ...But ya didn’t! >:)

[Link]

...

Patton: Hey, kiddo, Deceit's here-

Virgil: *Dark Side Voice* FUCK MY OLD DAD!

Patton: Ah! I'm sorry, kiddo!

[Link]

...

Remus: What you say? What you say?

Logan: I said whoever threw that paper, your mom's a hoe!

Remus: OHHHHHH!

[Link]

...

Patton: Love is like Beauty and the Beast!

Roman: Love is what you're looking at right now. 😉

Virgil: There's no such thing as love. :/

[Link]

...

Logan: Patton, what is in the living room!?

Virgil: *Screaming and sobbing on the floor while in the fetal position*

Patton: I adopted it from the animal shelter. :3

[Link]

...

Patton: 🎶 I want to see my little boy! 🎶

Roman: *Carrying a struggling Virgil* 🎶 Here he comes! 🎶

Patton: 🎶 I want to see my little boy! 🎶

[Link]

...

Roman: How does it feel to be the worst Side ever, huh?

Remus: Shut up, Patton buys you Megablocks instead of Legos!

Roman: You fucking take that back!

[Link]

...

Logan: *@ Virgil* Your DNA results are in; my friend will explain-

Roman: *Strumming guitar* 🎶 Deceit's not your dad~! 🎶

[Link]

...

Roman: Are there any good Dark Sides?

Patton: Let me show you something.

Patton: He’s right in here.

Virgil: *Asleep* *Rolls over to reveal a sign that says [Be Nice to Thomas]*

Roman: *Gasps* :D

Patton: Let him sleep. :)

[Link]

...

Patton: Oh gosh, I forgot the eggs!

Virgil: Dad, no!

Deceit: Next in line? :)

Virgil: My dad ju-

Deceit: I SAID NEXT IN LINE!

Virgil: I CAN'T PAY FOR THIS!

[Link] (Only really referenced the first half)

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I need everyone to understand that I had to physically restrain myself from posting more... I have an entire Google Doc committed to Sanders Sides as Vines and it’s, no joke, 27 pages long at this point. If people want me to post more, please let me know.

[emmyrosee]

Could u do something like the reader having a kid from a previous relationship and hes trying to date her Or A meeting the family type of story with Valter? Or even mix them? Hes dating the reader who has a child from a previous relationship and he takes them home to meet the family?? Please and thank you!❤

OOOOOO MA HEART😫❤️

(I went mostly with him meeting the kid but the other idea is precious and if wanted, I can do a part two😉❤️)

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Of course he had been surprised. You couldn’t blame him of course, your sweet son had been briefly mentioned only a few times through messages.

Now, on your first date, he was surprised to find Louis was a person, not a pet. He didn’t mind, why would he? Your past wasn’t his business, he wanted to have a future with you and your young man. And that alone made your heart race with admiration and excitement.

That is, until you’d brought him back after dinner to your house, and that love turned to nervousness. You hadn’t told your son that this is where you were, and if he hated Valter, you certainly didn’t want to put either of them through such an endeavor.

“Valter.. listen, I-“

“I have to meet him,” he assures, grabbing your hand in his. Soft green eyes eased your nerves, and he places a soft kiss to your hand before continuing, “if he doesn’t know mommy hanging with a man he doesn’t know, I should let him meet me this once, no?”

He had a point. Your son was a smart kid, and if he’d found out you were with a ‘stranger’ he’d ask you why it was okay for you to go play with strangers and not him. You could hear his childish lisp-like voice now.

Slowly, with a nervous whine, you slowly open the door to your small house; curious George play on the TV while the babysitter and Louis could be heard down the hall, clattering of toys ringing through the house. Dramatic “woaaah!”’s from the baby sitter, as well as monster-like growls from your boy drew your attention to his room, and you shyly squeezed Valter’s hand in yours.

“It will be a mess,” you warn before moving towards the room.

“I have five siblings; I’ll show you a mess.”

You roll your eyes with a laugh before guiding him down your lighted hallway, the noises increasing with each step.

You lean against the doorframe while Valter sets behind you, and you watch adoringly as Louis continues to play with his sitter, barely noticing you. Thin, soft hair flips out into random curls, notifying you that he did indeed have a bath, and despite his father’s shade of eyes, he’s you through and through.

“Louis, I do believe bed time was half an hour ago,” you hum suddenly, and Louis squeals before hiding behind his babysitter. You see his father’s eyes poke out from his hiding space and study Valter curiously, and as the babysitter stands to meet you, you crouch to his level.

“Honey, this is one of mommy’s friends, Valter,” you say softly, smiling as his eyes dart between you and the tall man behind you. “Valter.. this is Louis. My four year old.”

“What’s up little man?” Valter asks, crouching behind you. “Your mom’s told me soooo much about you!” You see Louis’s smile grow shyly, and you turn to Valter with an excited grin. He nods at you confidently, “you know what else she told me?”

Louis tilts his head curiously, and Valter chuckles, “she told me you’re really good with LEGO’s! And boy, I love LEGO’s!”

You had to give Valter credit- you’d barely grazed over that MegaBlocks were Louis’s favorite toys, but you called them LEGO’s until he would be old enough.

Laughing at the exaggerated excitement in valters tone, Louis grabs one of his large fingers in his small hand, tugging him to the pile of MegaBlocks in the corner. “Wanna play with me?” His small, sweet voice asks, and Valter laughs with a happy nod, “you bet I do!”

You feel tears sting at your eyes as you push yourself up, smiling at the sweet sight. It was no longer the babysitter’s dramatic sounds to encourage Louis’s actions, but Valter’s. “Did you know I’m from the place where they make LEGO’s?”

“I thought you were from Swe-“

“Don’t take this away from me,” he snickers, and you laugh before leaving the room in defeat; in the kitchen, thumbing out the money for the babysitter, your ears strain to listen to their conversation, smiling in relief when Louis asks if Valter can come play with him again, and the tall Swede agrees.

“Hey, how about next time mommy and I hang out, you come too, huh? We can do anything you want, kiddo.”

“Okay,” you hear Louis happily agree.

Maybe this could work... guess only a second date could tell.

[spiderthem]

my mom is so strange......she acts really annoyed by me then gets me a megablock set and a kit to make friendship bracelets

it reminds me of when she would throw tantrums every christmas about how she hates holidays and we’re not celebrating them anymore then would be decorating the tree and windows

[tysonrunningfox]

so i was reading your fic Ripped (by the way: AMAZING) and thinkin about cop snotlout and to be completely honest the only vaguely coherent thought i had was of that vine that goes "hows it feel to be the worst cop ever" "shut up your mother buys you megablocks instead of legos" and like. that's snotlout and eret

I went and looked up this vine and you’re so right.  Those are the boys.  I love them so much.  

And thank you so much, I’m glad you’re enjoying Ripped, I just got my shit together and finished the next chapter and once it is confirmed to me that it is deserving of the rest of the fic, I want to get it posted and it is a DOOZY so I am so stoked

[gciltyascharged]

@trustinginthelight​ said: “I’m a wrecker. I wreck things. Professionally.”

     Stray chuckle leaves chapped lips, the atmosphere of their area going from the imagination AJ had constructed to the room they sat within. Babysitting this guy often brought about adventures like this, but today, in the silence of the abandoned classroom, came a rare moment for them both. Maybe he shouldn’t have let himself fling his humorous response into the narrative, but he seriously couldn’t help it with the serious look that crossed the younger boy’s face when he sprouted that declaration. Imagination might have been cut short, but the amusement that twinkled in sea foam irises remained present as some of their classmates...daily. 

     Between them sat a mass amount of building blocks (Megablocks, Legos, some off-brand shit) and a constructed castle, which, at twenty seconds ago, had been standing until AJ purposely sent it crumbling to the multicolored floor, crushing a police officer below. With exaggerated cry, acting as though he truly was the deceased lawman, Mitch let the sound fade away, only to break immersion once the six year old brought up that line.

     ❝ Oh, yeah, li’l dude? ❞ Honeyed tone leaves Mitch, his body lifting up from its spot to reach out. Pinched between index finger and thumb, he takes hold of two lego pieces, their forms mashed together in the unbreakable bond. With cheeky endorsement, his arm extended to hold out the two combined pieces in his palm, ❝ If you’re a professional wrecker, show me you can wreck these pieces -- tear ‘em apart! ❞

     If he could do it, then he’d be the first Mitch ever saw.      If he couldn’t, then he’d hear the story about how no man has ever done it before.

                                                                       → Wreck It Ralph Sentence Meme.

[mxnzies]

Ten random facts about me!

I was tagged by the gorgeous @arra-bella And I tag: @whothehellisbeebo & @photo-cell. Have fun you cuties ❤

1. I really want to work in the area of astronomy, or astrobiology or cosmology. I have a keen interest in the studies of space and I really, really want to work in those fields. May it also be because I wanna meet a few scientists? Who knows.

2. I have three older brothers, so I have a lot of boyish tendencies growing up. I spent most of my childhood playing with Lego, Megablocks and Bionicles, not to mention I gamed from a young age.

3. I started playing video games when I was about three or four by playing the first, original DOOM. Then I moved on to Age of Mythology, the Sims 2, the Harry Potter games on PS2, Spyro… you name it!

4. The first celebrity I’ve met was Benedict Cumberbatch. I cried after having my photo with him.

5. If I can, I really want to live in the UK/Scotland when I study or whatever. I also just want to travel in general.

6. I fucking hate hot weather.

7. I have a few hobbies I’ve invested myself in - I started drawing a couple of years back, I am an avid reader, I used to take up singing lessons but I eventually grew out of those.

8. When people tell me they don’t drink water on the daily I kinda like… go into protective mother stage? I cannot live without water (I hardly drink anything else), and hearing people say they don’t drink water just makes me shudder. No offence to anyone who doesn’t drink water… you’ll be getting a message very soon. 😉

9. I watched my first Monty Python movie (The Holy Grail) before I could talk, and I ran around the backyard saying “Bring out your dead!”. Of course I couldn’t talk so no one knew what the hell I was saying half the time.

10. And the best till last… I’ve had twenty surgeries, and I’m only sixteen. Woot!