#i hate worms

[sombersaturn]

I'd be the Corruption's

favorite little snack

because it takes very little to freak me the hell out all you have to do is show me a worm and I start shaking in fear like a pathetic wet cat I even scared myself when I was shaking a wobbly stick of celery around cuz it reminded me of a worm

[not-your-fucking-kacchan]

literally crying and sobbing and shitting rn my cat dropped a worm in my bed w/o me knowing and I SAT ON IT I thought it was food and I picked it up like Ew what the fuck is that spaghetti??? I T WAS. A WOMR I'm actuall gonna cry I piCKED IT UP AND LITERALLY HURLED IT AROSS TH ROOM

taking a break from writing for today after I post my last draft that is too much trauma for one day thank you

[therorocore]

I like tv ☆

okay i’ve needed to get this of my mind but I’ve watched Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared (DHMIS) all episodes of the web series and tv series and I absolutely love it. Like these three....things (?) live together and get traumatized together. I mean the concepts and meanings behind each episode and the fandom that’s been created is, although a little strange, very comforting. It’s actually one of my comfort shows and my favorite of the “guys” is yellow guy (YG); I call him that but I’ve seen him as Doi and David but YG is just funnier. All three characters are the best, but YG is just really innocent and sweet; he’s like a little kid. that was a lot....

[stuarts-randomplace]

day fifteen insects

[hearthtrob]

would you love me if I was a worm 👉👈

i am a married man so I cannot legally answer that question (answer is hell no though)

[moonphotos0]

birthday boy !!

[runwhileyoucan]

This image came to me in a vision by the way.

[parallelpie]

First off this absolutely cursed AU was inspired by Lemonomelette and a post they made -X Secondly I imagine it all being about bots and cons trying to one up each others factions and not actually helping in any serious way because their too busy with their own faction bs.

Think of two rival car dealerships across the street one upping each other to get business and instead of business with cars its interstellar robot fairys trying to woo sm children to let them grant their inconsequential wishes (which may or may not be worth it) instead of the other guy next door.

[hyperfixiation-station]

Ex-soldier!reader who nannies Ghosts kidd while he's away on missions. Who notice people who have never been on theirhis street before out and about. Who gets his kid out of the house just before it blows up. Who goes on the run with the kid while Ghosts enemies hunt them down. Who is injured and solely focused on keeping the kid alive. Who makes it to the safe house Ghost gave them "just in case". Who pistol-whips Soap when he shows up. Who almsot cries when the kid screams daddy as Ghost walks in behind Soap. Who resists the urge to run unto his arms just like his kid did. Who end up in them anyways when they collapse from exhaustion and stress.

Who finally gets a kiss when they wake up in the medbay.

[scrambledlikeeggs]

Peace and love on the planet worm.

[explodingchaos]

WHOO put these silly pathetic queers IN MYYY MARIO MACHINIMA SHOW?!?

[sorcerous-caress]

pathologic meme dump bc I can

[soft-cryptids]

Bad habits.

[il3x]

your front-page boy, well, he's finally here!

inspired by idkhow - SPKOTHDVL :] also loosely inspired by this piece by @artistatthedisco that made me really wanted to do big swirly interlocked lettering. the lettering didn't quite come out how i intended but ah well... practice will eventually pay off!

[shorthaltsjester]

I never liked that ending either.

Eloise Bridgerton and Cressida Cowper in Bridgerton Season 3 // excerpt from Litany in Which Certain Things Are Crossed Out by Richard Siken

[meowmeow1meow]

when ur annoying sister tryna take u places