#i have a butt cramp tho

[suntoru]

saur guess who’s backk 😋

[bainutwater85]

can i get nsfw headcanons about any naruto characters? your choice !!

characters: gaara, kiba, kakashi, shikamaru

cw: cum, anal, vibrators, dick sizes, fem reader with fem parts

a/n: hope u enjoy! also i’m writing for them during the time naruto and hinata got married (?) i know they were like 19-23 or 24

GAARA !

when you two are alone: he likes when you lay on him n he rubs your back inching his way down to you ass, rubbing it and kneading it in his hands.

twerk on this man, give him a lap dance i swear to god he won’t be disappointed by anything you shake. his eyes will be wide and he’ll have the biggest smile on his face, if y’all are drunk and doing this then you’ll definitely be fucking wherever you are at. Most likely will come in his pants..

his balls are tight and full, not big but average size for his age. Loves when you just lay next to him and invade his space then slipping a hand in his pants to massage his balls; especially when he’s cramping there to.

he’s not much of a sex guy but definitely prefers dry humping over the real dick in the ass thing, if yknow what i mean. you 2 just get the grind on..slow and sensual. & by dry humping— he’s not humping you like a wild animal, just dragging his boner across your leg/thigh. You do the same..just without ur panties (^_^)

Don’t get me wrong..he’ll have sex and release his load in you or on you a few times— he just has a..in between sex drive (?) basically: sex isn’t always on his mind unless you propose to it and if he’s having a rough day (which is almost everyday & barely resorts to sex to get relaxed) anywayss. With that being said i really feel like he likes to take sex slow so your foreplay will last about 15-20 mins and another 20 while he’s kissing every crack and creavice of your body.

⤴︎ i also feel like he’s big into role play. Like yes, i’ll be the princess and you’ll be the evil big bad wizard that needs my love and touch. Or yes you can be the UPS guy and i can be the mom of 2 college and highschool kids during the summer waiting for my dildo to arrive because me and my husband divorced a few months ago

he don’t lick pussy he SUCKS pussy. he don’t give you fast kitten licks he will head straight for the clit and suck on it like a pacifier and rub it when he’s done.

his cum has an easy flow and isn’t too thick but he spurts out a lot. Also average size with an average girth, 6.4 inches at best🙌🏾

KIBA !

biggg ash, GIRTH && LENGTH WISE. i’d say 6.6 at least. n he lovesss it when you whine and tell him it don’t or won’t fit & try to push him back a bit by his abdomen or run. just for him to grab you by the hips/waist and start pounding into you

unlike gaara he will dive in and lick your pussy clean. sorry not sorry, he has no pussy eating technique and does what he saw a man do on a porno he seen when he 12 years old. yeahhhp

why fuck one hole when you can fuck 3? we all say in usion. He’s an anal god & prefers the butthole than the vagina or mouth.

speaking of mouth..he likes a little teeth on his cock, not a lot tho😗 cause it “tickles” he says.

Guys..he does not have breeder balls..i’m sorry :(. They aren’t small they just aren’t as big but they don’t sag either..they’re TIGHT. tight like if he was to go soft rn his ball sacks would be a futon for his penis

also has bad ball cramps and whines so much when you can’t or won’t help him with it. But “its fine” he says, just don’t beg for any dick post- shark week 😒. && to top it all off he is a MASTER MASTURBATER. when he got with you he stopped watching porn and used his imagination with you being the the source of material.

sleeps bare butt ass naked with his balls all out jus free ballin like we’re in the paleoithic age💀

ass eater ass eaterr. he don’t care if you ain’t shower this morning he wants to go in and down. He’s a free and wild man when it comes to sex, LITERALLY.

whines the most and hates to admit it but he just can’t help how tight you are. Like you wrap around him just right and it makes him come on the spot sometimes

they don’t mind a bush or fuzzy peach. But kiba is the one to cry when you shave or get a wax down there 😗 the others don’t mind if it’s hairy, a little hair never hurt them and plus “we grown” kakashi, kiba and SHIKAMARU say in harmony 😭

+ all of the character listed above

KAKASHI !

always and i mean alwaysss has to have a hand on your ass and tits. it’s not even in a horny or sexual way— he just wants to squeeze and feel the squish of your body. Unknowingly massages them to and you don’t even point it out, then he’s moving his hand looking down at your nipple like “why is it hard?” man you just gave top tier massage that could clear migraines and cramps.

his dick is big and he knows ittt. Sitting on his lap is enough for his dick to go in ‘up mode’ he will nottt back down or let YOU back down when you tease him and try to leave him by hiself with a hardon, no ma’am..you’re gonna finish what you started.

never fully gets naked when you two are having sex. his shirt is off, pants down and his dick coming out the deisgined hole of his boxers. Your bra over your tits and panties pulled to the side.

he lives in the country and rural era of konoha so yes you suck his dick and he eats you out on his back patio, what about it?

doesn’t want you having any dildos, he doesnt know why it makes him so upset you need a FAKE cock to make you cum when you have him. The only sex toys he’ll allow is a vibrator and butt plug. Speaking of vibrators, he so fascinated by the way your plump pussy lips move when you use it😫

preps you all the time, you two could’ve been fucking since the day you got together, he’s still gonna prep you either way cause mans is BIG. he’s more of a shower than grower tho 😗

6.7in when soft and 7inch hard. His girth isn’t wide..it’s more on the skinny side but he reaches places better with the size and length. Once you cried so hard and almost reached your breaking point when his thrust kept getting deeper and slower cause he was hitting the entrance to your cervix and lord was it painful yet pleasing at once.

his balls are average but they sag, not low but they got some weight to em on the inside 😭

SHIKAMARU !

wants to makes movies with you and has made movies with you. But it’s premium tho so only you and him only see it.

always and i mean alwayssss has a hand in your panties or on your thigh. You two would be chillin in the living room, the floor or in the bed (most of the times the bed) and he’ll just sneak his through and just rub your clit. he doesn’t finger you just rubs you slowly, occupied with his phone and your pussy while he’s just strolling through social media and getting you off all at once.

fav position is most likely doggystyle. Why? because if you both are getting your freak on and wanting to watch something..you can do both.

lazy sex..need i say more? he’s got you laying on top of him with his dick barely all the way inside you and giving half ass thrusts while you both are half away and naked at the crack of morning

hates pulling out, says it ruins the good feeling when you’re about to cum. Naw sweetie he just wants to be a dad of a cheerleading team. He might wanna be one and done or 2 kids but the way he cums inside of you..😗 it says otherwise. he doesn’t even pull out till you guys wake up, and if he did so you can go pee and get it out your system— he’s gonna ease way back in and go to bed like that 😭

another sagger and shower but not a grower. He’s average, length and girth. 6.6 hard and 6.6 soft. It’s just limpy yknow?.

also sleeps naked well semi-naked. but you? oh he makes you strip down to your socks and earrings. he wants you skinned down to the toess. He only sleeps in a bare of boxers and time out time he uses rhat as his advantage. won’t even take them off to pull his dick out. he either slips it through the hole of his pants or over the hem of the boxers. Somtimes doesn’t even take it out himself and gets you to do it by grinding it agaisnt you or pulling you closer to it.

cums a lot and cums whenever and wherever tbh. on your face in your mouth, wipes it off for you tho. One thing he lovessss to do is slap his tip on your lips or cheeks he just loves slapping his cock all over your face anyways

[le-trash-prince]

This Love Doesn’t Have Long Beans Episode 7 Thoughts

Oab not even gonna comment on Kluer trying to kiss Plawan he’s just gonna get his man out of there

THE DRAMATIC FALL OF THE WHALE PLUSHIE SFJFJDD

I’ve said it before but I do not like Kluer. Too much Nice Guy TM energy for me. Just bc ppl smile and tell you all the things you want to hear does not mean they are good to be around

DID OAB JUST PULL HIS BACK SHFJF IM CHOKING

Plawan being upset about Khaosuay but still trying to be understanding towards Oab :(

Did Plawan get this muscle metaphor from JJ i bet he got this metaphor from JJ

Oh no they’re actually getting together before Plawan tells Oab about Methas OH THIS IS GONNA HURT

Plawan’s convenient odinsleep when Kluer tries to confess… me tbh

“Do you think Kluer will be really hurt?” *cuts to Kluer sobbing his heart out* don’t worry he’s a trooper i think he’ll be fine

I think this is my fave OabPlawan love scene so far, it’s so well choreographed and the framing is great… that pants drop was fantastic. Too bad it’s such a short scene

Methas’ fucking pouty face when he’s asking JJ to hold his hand

Ooooh JJ’s trying to draw a line, he’s caught feelings

HE CAN’T MEET METHAS EYES HE’S CAUGHT FEELINGS

oh my GOD THANK YOU DIRECTOR CINEMATOGRAPHER AND EDITING TEAM FOR THAT BEAUTIFUL SHOT OF METHAS HAND ON JJ’S ARM

You got a butt cramp Methas?? REALLY???

AHDJFJDJDJFJDJJFF

JJ ALMOST GAVE IN TO THE KISS ARGHDNFNFNF i knew it was gonna happen it was literally in the pilot but im HRRGGHDFBNFBG

LIES DOWN

IM FINE

Butterfly pea flower tea!!! Plawan’s presentation is so fucking cute

Punsib you were too good for all the hormones in this kitchen

Kluer this ain’t it man… just let it go son

NUB NUENG DON’T TELL OAB THAT EVERYTHING IS GOING WELL you curse his house

Pad croquette??? I want…

“I never cry when you teach me” alexa play Teach Me Tonight by Dinah Washington 

It’s the way they started making out downstairs when Kluer is still living there and he’s the only one left… Kluer buddy if I were you I would just quit at this point it’s not gonna be a good time for you

KLUER JUST STANDING THERE WHILE THIS FIGHT HAPPENS SHFJFJF 

DID METHAS REALLY JUST SHOW UP TO TALK SHIT LAUGH IN OAB’S FACE AND LEAVE SHFJFJFJF someone get this man a moustache to twirl PLEASE

he’s got teleporting powers now too damn 

METHAS’ SMILE WHEN HE’S ALL DRESSED UP ON THE CLINIC TABLE WHAT A SMUG LITTLE SHITTY CAT LMFAO

Even though I don’t care for Kluer, I don’t blame him if he snaps tbh. The most absurd part of this competition is making your right hand man jump through all these hoops to prove himself over complete strangers. Like if Kluer had the money in the first place, Chef could’ve just sold him the restaurant and none of this drama would’ve gone down

Laughing my ass off at the long beans reveal no one ever reacted this dramatically to a dish with yardlong beans in it before

AUTO RETURNS NEXT WEEK MY SON!!!

Gonna be so sad when this is over tho, they better be starting on Pit Babe 2 soon before my brain eats itself alive

[twilghtkoo]

on your period with lee haechan

haechan is such a butt on ur period, but he’s also very loving and caring and attentive to ur needs!! when i say he’s a butt i usually mean that if u are groaning in pain bc of a cramp and like u kind of hunch over, he does the same thing. he’s not trying to mimic you in a rude way but he wants to make u laugh. and it works...even tho u want to hit him sometimes. when u spot ur bed, haechan was kind of shocked that that much blood can come out of u, but he acts fast and is by ur side asking if u need anything. he’s not grossed out by the blood and he doesn’t make u feel embarrassed. he knows it’s normal for women and doesn’t judge anyone for it. bc he loves u so so so so much!!!  he helps u wipe off the dry blood on the inside of ur thighs and helps prepare u a shower while he changes the sheets. trust me, he wanted to shower with u bc he thinks that with that amount of blood that came out of u, what if u pass out?? he knows u get pretty bad headaches in the beginning of ur cycle, so he worries. he also likes to put ur pad on ur underwear for u. one time u showed him how u put the pad on while he sat on the bathroom counter watching u intently. with many tries, he perfected it that ur pad doesn’t move anymore while wearing it. he was very proud of himself. u tend to get rly emotional on ur time of the month, there was one time when haechan had eaten ur leftover pizza and that night u were craving it for some odd reason. now any other day, u wouldn’t have minded that he ate it. but on ur period...was a different story. u were crying to haechan asking why he ate it without asking u if u wanted it still. he was so confused but also guilty for eating it. upset, u walked away to ur room and slammed the door. and haechan left to get a new box of pizza, with extra pepperoni just how u like it. when he came into ur room u immediately started crying again, not liking how rude u were to him earlier and also bc he brought u more pizza when he didn’t need to. he loves to rub ur belly when u guys are cuddling, ur cramps are rly bad the first few days and when u asked him to belly rub u the first time he complied. he’d do anything to help ease the pain from u. whether it be cooking ramen for u in the middle of the night, buying u a box of pizza, rubbing ur belly, heating up the heating pad for ur aching back and just lying in bed with u as u force him to watch a romcom kdrama that u heard of from online.

[babydollmarauders]

i'm going to the devils vs avalanche game but it's already been a trip to hell & i haven't even left my house yet.

my period started & cramps are at a level nine

either the period back pain is so bad that i can't walk or i repulsed a butt muscle (don't know how tho)

nico is hurt

jack is hurt

and now cale makar is also hurt (still playing as of right now but we'll see).

all i have left is my pookie luke 😭

oh my god 😭

i’m excited for you to see the game but omg i’m sorry everything is going wrong 😭

[randomwords247]

I recently got a tablet to help with note taking in lectures (as I couldn't keep up without cramping my wrist on paper and I am a much faster typer) and it's been helping me to focus and take in the lecture a lot better than before

That being said lecture doodles are a given so here's a bunch of them featuring: my ocs and some trees

You'll have to excuse the writing I try and be careful to not cover the doodles but sometimes I just Keep Writing. Ignore the typos too. I write fast and the keyboard is smaller than what I'm used to-

But ye uni has been kicking my butt and this and some doodles in my sketchbook is like. Most of what I've drawn in the last month. I only have one assignment left for the semester so I can chill a bit more and do some more drawing now tho :D

[tumortunes]

today i went on my first run

it was my first time running since my half marathon a year ago.

i had walked a bunch up until today. i think 3mi was my longest one. 5mi cumulative in 1 day. i've been trying to work on my endurance and strengthen my body bc every keeps saying that it's important.

and holy shit it was so hard.

i started out nice and slow like youre supposed to. my average pace for this 1 mile was 12:30ish. much slower than my typical pace of 10:00 but i mean i had brain cancer so i'll cut myself some slack. i felt really confident as i started out. i walked this path a ton of times before. i knew there was a lot of shade and just a slight incline. i was just gonna run the perimeter of the apartment complex which is a little more than 1mi. my goal was to fun 2mi today.

but that didn't happen.

i noticed around 0.8mi i was getting pretty gassed. i kept checking my watch to see if i was finally at 1mi. i was close enough so i did a classic mel and just pushed thru to get to 1mi. the second i hit it i sat my ass down on the side walk.

i felt horrible.

i was sweating like crazy and my stomach was cramping. it hurt so bad. i was feeling a little light headed. the more that i sat down the more i knew i was gonna shit my pants if i didnt make some moves towards the bathroom. i've felt like this before tho. i knew i'd be able to pull thru it. but pushing thru is what always gets me into these fucked up situations where i end up not listening to my body and going waaaaay past my limits in the worst way.

so i do my normal thing. i sit there in pain. sweating. gasping. kneeled over. light headed. deciding the best way to get to a bathroom. the clubhouse wasnt an option bc i didnt have my key card. just my keys to the apt. but the apt was far and would mean waiting for the incredibly unreliable elevator or climbing 3 flights of stairs.

but my double edged sword of pushing thru helped me this time and i clenched my butt cheeks and got to the apt and IMMEDIATELY ran to the bathroom.

it's difficult for me to come to terms with the physical limitations that i have now. im very used to being uncomfortable and tired. even before cancer. im a mind over matter person and i always trusted myself. i thought that if i could just get over the mental hurdle, that my body could do anything i wanted it to. sometimes it didnt work. but usually it did. but now that mentality is probs more toxic than helpful.

i think i've always been bad a recognizing the limits to my body. i never took the time to listen to my body when it was achy or in pain. i would just deal with it. nbd. but me not giving proper and deserving recognition is how i got so sick. it took me ages to even go to vaden to get checked out and get migraine meds. it really wasn't until mom and dad got involved when i started seeing more docs and the scan. i pushed thru finals. the carmel trip. the la trip. craniotomy 1. craniotomy 2. radiation. chemo. unrelenting ER visits.

i think im really tired. i know it's not great and def not sustainable behavior. but it's kinda all i know.

pushing thru has been my downfall and saving grace.

i think i saw those who didn't push thru as weak, a failure, complainers. not qualities that i wanted associated with my character.

my team told me soooo many times to call them immediately if i was having any sxs. even the smallest things. i was so reluctant to do so. getting sick and knowing that i would be hospitalized just added to it. when it started feeling weird i would just try to ignore it instead of facing the problem. which is the obviously better decision. getting treatment by the best onc team in the world. i wouldnt be able to mind over matter cancer. but i was arrogant and desperately ignored my own body even when it was screaming that something was wrong. it's lightweight embarrassing how much and how often i could will myself to believe that everything would be okay. willful ignorance at it's finest.

im gonna keep trying to run. im thinking i'll make more adjustments on how i do it tho so i dont shit myself or pass out. but i do want to increase my physical activity.

[quicksilversquared]

It is actually incredible how often my “oh yay day off I can relax and writ a lot!” turns into frantic running around trying to cross off as many things as possible on my to-do list.

After a bit of a sleep-in first, of course :D

[pokechampash]

Ban's Feast💩💩💩

Ban was training his muscular body in his room when Meliodas walked in

“Sup Ban,I had the chefs cook us a feast for tonight's dinner,don't eat anything until we're all ready or you'll regret it” Meliodas said with a chuckle

“Don't worry captain,I can wait” Ban laughed back as Meliodas left,he quickly finished working out and sneaked into the dining area where the feast was,there was burgers,chicken wings,pizza,donuts,and to top it off all different types of cakes with some lemonade to wash it all down,Ban looked around seeing no one was there and smirked

“Captain won't mind if I have a donut or two” he thought to himself as he sat down and started munching at all the different types of foods,he was in heaven as he ate plates of food washing it all down with lemonade,he burped loudly as he went to back to his room,he at most of the feast,suddenly his stomach growled loudly and started cramping up

“Damn,looks like all that grub isn't agreeing with me” Ban grunted as a juicy fart forced its way out of his bubbly butt,the bathrooms were broken so he knew he would have to go to the nearby latrine to drop a load,Ban started sprinting to the latrine as fast he possibly could he,his farts got louder and wetter,he started staining his ass and boxers with shit the closer he got to the latrine,when he finally got to the latrine he was horrified to find it locked

“Fuck,I'm about to shit myself!” Ban panicked

as he tried to burst the door open with his powers but it didn't work,having no other option Ban quickly dropped his shit stained boxers and pants and hunched over as diarrhea squirted from his anus

“Mmmmmmgh!” Ban moaned while his ass spat squishy chunks of poop into the floor,he grunted again,squirting more lumpy chunks into the floor

Ban just stayed that way for another 10 minutes until he was finally finished and his diarrhea was over,he couldn't walk around with shit stained clothes and there wasn't anything he could wipe with so he was forced to walk around half naked with his shit covered ass hanging out,he was surprised when Meliodas suddenly appeared from around the corner

“Told ya not to eat the feast before everyone was ready buddy,the feast you ate was spiked with laxatives,I wanted to see if you would listen,guess you didn't” Meliodas explained as Ban stayed silent

“Your ass looks nice covered in shit tho” Meliodas laughed as he slapped Ban’s ass making it jiggly

[akakeiiji]

How Kuroo,Suga,Bokuto and Akaashi would react to their S/O who is menstruating please 😳😊

-`,✎ Kuroo, Suga, Bokuto, and Akaashi’s reaction to you menstruating

Omg this was so fun to write tho it reminded me that I haven’t had my period for 2 months now, I’m torn between celebrating and getting worried

This features a gender neutral reader who is able to menstruate btw!

Kuroo is surprisingly very very knowledgeable about periods and menstruation

He grew up with an older sister and is pretty well versed with the whole shebang

And he does a butt-ton of research when he started dating you because he wants to be ready for anything

He won’t realize that you’re on your period right away, only when you show the typical symptoms like mood swings and cramping

He will tease you a bit and coo at you like a little baby

“Awww, no wonder my little (Y/N) was so cranky this morning~”

You’d think that that would be the extent of his reaction to you being on your period but he surprises you later during the day when he hands you a bag full of your favorite snacks and chocolates

He knows just what you need and will definitely run trips to the convenience store for you when you need anything

Kuroo isn’t one of those boys that get all squirmy and awkward when he has to buy pads or tampons for you at the store; he’s actually really proud when he struts to the cashier with a basket full of menstruation products because he didn’t know which one was best so he decided to just play it safe and get them all

Whenever he has questions that can’t be answered on the internet he always calls his sister instead of you because he always wants to impress you and show you how your boyfriend is so knowledgable and thoughtful

He’s also the type to have your preferred menstrual products in his room and bag for you whenever you need it, he is super prepared 

If you’re ever at home and complain about how crappy you feel because of your periods through the phone, Kuroo will definitely show up at your door unannounced no matter how late it is with even more snacks, goodies, and pain meds

Again, he did a lot of research on how to deal with stuff like cramps, migraines, back pain, etc so he does his best to help alleviate whatever is bothering you

We love a good science nerd 🥺💕

KOUSHI IS THE ABSOLUTE KING

He isn’t that knowledgable on periods and stuff and he probably won’t realize why you’re acting so differently until you tell him straight up that it’s leak week

Although this is the first time he’s ever had to deal with periods he’s actually really comfortable with the topic and is always eager to learn more

He’d go to you more and ask you lots of questions instead of relying solely on the internet because he wants to know what it’s like for you; what things you crave, what symptoms you experience, what helps you on your period and all that sort of stuff

He already spoils the hell out of you on a daily basis but his coddling and advances somehow triple when he finds out about your period

He practically empties Ukai’s store after he found out; he bought you all your favorite snacks, the meds you said helped the most, and heating pads

He will also definitely go to runs at the store for products you need, you just need to text him and he’s already out the door

Though once he is at the store he will literally be so friggin stumped, he will stand by the menstrual products aisle for so long staring at the rows and rows of pads and tampons to choose from before sending you a picture of the shelf with a text saying “What size is your vajayjay?”

Yes, Suga says vajayjay, you can fight me on this

Though Suga is really comfortable with talking about periods and stuff, he’s actually pretty squeamish and is a bit scared of blood so just knowing that you have to go through the trials and tribulations that is menstruation makes him so sad

He always wishes he can help more especially with the pain and this usually translates to more cuddling and affection, which he thinks isn’t much but always helps you in the end

He is also a strong believer that kisses and cuddling will definitely help the pain go away so expect a lot of that when you’re on your period

SURPRISE PEOPLE BUT OUT OF THESE FOUR, HE IS PROBABLY THE BEST WHEN DEALING WITH PERIODS

In all of Haikyuu, he is only second to Nishinoya (he has three older sisters) when handling their s/o’s menstruation, which may seem hard to believe but listen:

Bokuto is the youngest in his family and he grew up with two older sisters, both of which he loves and cherishes and treats like absolute queens

When his sisters were on their periods, he was always there for them; he got them pads, got them chocolate, heating pads—whatever it was that they needed

He grew up knowing how to deal with periods, what to buy, what to expect, it doesn’t freak him out at all

Over the years he just developed a sixth sense for these sort of things so you didn't need to tell him you were on your period, he just knew

“Oh, babe, are your cramps bad? Is it your first day?”

“How do you know—” Shushes you and just hands you a heating pad

The man just k n o w s

He was also super nonchalant about it, he didn’t make a big deal out of it at all; he asked you a few questions like what products you preferred to use and what symptoms you experienced and he was so well-informed that it was a bit shocking

“My eldest sister gets really bad cramps too, heating pads and pain meds help a lot, but she says that drinking herbal tea is also really effective. We should make some later, I’ll buy some at the store!”

He’s super patient with you and doesn’t get affected by your mood swings

But if you cry, he will definitely without a doubt cry with you too

He’s always so sweet and doting with you and this doesn’t change when it’s shark week, in fact, he only gets even sweeter

He’ll always insist that you should sit back and rest; if you need water, he’ll get a whole gallon if you want, if you’re hungry, then you best believe that he’s gonna buy you all your favorite foods, if you feel cranky then he’ll give you some space, if you’re needy then he’ll cuddle the shit out of you

Everything that you experience during your period is something Kou has already dealt with with his sisters, he is an expert at this point

His sisters raised him right okay? He treats you like an absolute deity 25/8 and he does so happily

Akaashi is surprisingly pretty clueless when it comes to menstruation at the beginning of your relationship

He’s an only child and was mostly surrounded by males throughout his life and he never really talked about menstruation with his friends who menstruated so he was never educated on the topic

He knew the basic stuff like how blood came out of your coochie and you might get cranky but that’s really the extent of his knowledge

So when you got your period a few weeks into your relationship with Akaashi, he completely misread the situation and thought you were mad at him

It was another case of over proportionally analyzing everything for Akaashi overthinking gang whats up 🤧✋

Why are you suddenly so cranky? Why the sudden change of moods? Why are you always going to the bathroom?? Are you avoiding him?? Do you want to break up???

His overthinking got the best of him in this situation as much as he tried not to

He obviously goes to talk to you about it because Akaashi is a mature king and he got so confused when you just started laughing at him

Once you finally explained it to him he felt like such a fool, he ended up laughing with you which was a majestic sight pls cherish it

He felt really apologetic for jumping to conclusions and wanted to make up for his lack of knowledge, he immediately began learning as much as he could; he researched on the internet, borrowed some books from the library, and called some of his friends (this included Bokuto, he knew his best friend was the expert)

He’d probably go on those forums where people would exchange tips to one another for helping their S/O’s when they were on their period

He would keep everything he learned on his phone’s notes app because he didn’t want to forget anything

It doesn’t take long for him to get a hang on the whole period shebang but once he does he is an absolute angel sent from the heavens

He makes everything so easy for you, he’s just so thoughtful and considerate 

He’s the type to keep track of your cycle, he’d probably download an app or mark it on his calendar so that he’ll be able to get ready for when it starts

He’s extremely patient and is unaffected by your mood swings, you can snap at him, coddle him, cry with him and he’ll handle it like usual, it’s not that different from dealing with Bokuto

He’s also really observant so even if you don’t say anything he’ll know if you need anything, my man will happily bend over backward for you please cherish him

[jangofctts]

Could you please do something about your ocs eating out habits or kinks?👀

iMMA JUST DO THEIR KINKS BC I HAVE ANOTHER ASK FOR THE EATING OUT SO KEJKRJEH here yA aRE below the cut

Sunburst Squadron kinks

Blanche: size kink aLL THE WAY--he either likes a really smoL bb to swing around and just hug to his chest (or see that tummy bulge when he fuckin you kejrkjrh) or a veRY TOL bb he can bury his face into them tiddies or if they look like they can step on him. blanche is a big guy so with a tall s/o sometimes it’s cool to be able to look at your s/o in the eye kwjekjh. ALSo he do be bustin a phat nUT very quickly if you either bite him when he’s balls deep in you OR you let him fuck your tits.  Hair pulling--he wants his haIR YANKED, he’ll pull yours too if you want. mild handcuffs/ropes kink--he loves it when you man handle (as much as you can lmfaoo) and tie him up, maybe edge/overstimulate him. he likes a little pain like bite marks or scratches0--not toO much tho. oR ride his face, he ADORES that. it just shows how much he trust you when you tie him up so :)) (and well uh....he’s let you peg him if you asked teehee) idk if it’s a kink but kjhkj he gets hOT and bothered when youre being a badass or youre sparring with him. a Slight breeding kink--he likes seeing his cum drip out of you just so he can finger it back in.   

Blue: he likes grinding, ik it aint a kiNK BUT, he likes it a lot. he’s a bit of a crier too, he likes praising/worshiping you and doesn't mind if you return the favor. blue likes mutual masterbation--loves watching you fuck yourself and then when he's close he likes to cum over your thighs/tummy. he really likes your lips--they always make such pretty words and his name sounds so nice when you say it so, he reALLY likes it when you suck him off. he likes comm sex, likes to call you and whisper dirty things to you when he’s off planet. dont wanna say somnophillia but like he likes the idea of either you waking him up with a bj or him walking you up with oral, ya feel?   

Jaws: suCker for finger sucking--yours or his, he doesn't care. he’s big sappy romantic so..may I suggest...an oral kink where he’ll happily go down on you for hours with those puppy dog eyes. he likes when you ride his face or you offer to take him down your throat. he likes to do very light role-play like the “oH nO, there’s a big bad trooper who caught me stealing, whatever shall I do?”. he does have a kink for making sex tapes, they're kinda like shitty pornos buT he adores watching them when youre not there. he’ll make you watch them with him ifyou ARE there but--he just wants to document all of it wkejrhejh. he’s a bit of a joker so, he tends to run his mouth bUT when he goes quiet save for those breathy grunts yOU KNoW he’s close to cumming   

Sweets: sWeeTS BABY--listen, he is VERY vanilla at first bc he has no clue what he’s doing so ya gotta explore with him. tho he do be a big snacker so foodplay is something he’d like. put whipped cream on yours/his nipples anD YES he goes wild. tiddie fuckin is a yES, he goes feral for it, makes the most noises when you let him do it and cums verY fast wkjrhje. he doesn't like his hair YANKED but if you softly pull it and guide his mouth to wear you want him he likes that. ngl he does like fucking outside. he’s a nature boy, so his dream is just to fuck you on a bed of moss or some shit kwjerh--usually it ends up just being the floor. listen....yall forget that he’s an A Class sniper--boy sorta has a predator/prey kink. 

Kamikaze: kami is the nastiest mf ngl and like one of the only true tops in the squad kfhfh. his favorite place to fuck is the cockpit of his ship, or in very semi-public places. he’d rather have someone watch rather than watch you get fucked by another person, but he’d be fine with either. he likes teasing/overstimulation a littLE TOO much, so when you start to cry that’s when he relents. he likes handcuffs obvi, begging, likes watching you deepthroat and alSO likes breath play. kami is a Mean top so if you’re being too much of a brat he’ll spank you. he also has a kink for....vibrating panties ejjhejrh like if you’re in a meeting he’ll turn the vibrator on at the worst moments, yknow? little bastard man. he has a degradation kink to his s/o if a partner is into that   

Fuse: listen--this boy thinks he’s a top but he is Not krjkrjh. he’s a very bratty bottom and only presents as a top bc he’s so much of a brat that he’s always assumed he’s just a top wkrjkwh. this is controversial and I hate writing this but he might have like a mommy/mistress kink. he has a massive praise kink so do with that as you will. he likes wax play and also has a mild pain kink--heart eyEs mf when you give him a light slap on the thigh or cheek. likes biting and to be bitten or scratched. he do be liking quickies--he doesn't last very long but he can go a couple rounds sO quickies are his jam. he’s kinda a pig and will swipe your underwear (just a couple pairs ejrjeh) but dont tell him you know or he’ll just lie out his ass. HOWEVER. if yall are fighting or bickering he's a very big fan of hate sex while youre pinned against the wall yknow?     

Bruiser: tbh this boy is pretty vanilla when you first meet him (besides the size kink but rjekhkw), he fucks hard with a hand around your throat bUT once you introduce him to more things he'd be down. he’s an....ass man OOp. he doesn't wanna be pegged but he’ll buy you a nice butt plug or see how much of his cock he can fit in your ass yknow? he likes choking too but what reALLy gets him going is fucking in full armor. he thinks role playing is sorta dumb buT he adores when you’re already laid out on the bed and ask for your big strong trooper to come fill you up with all the armor on. he gets a thrill seeing where your nails chipped the paint when he’s on the battlefield. imma say it--he has a weapon kink. he gets so hard so fast if you kiss his blaster or grind on the hilt of his knife. he also likes fucking on furniture or walls--rarely a bed for some reason so ekjrhejh

Void: switch kjfhkwjhr--once he’s off the battlefield on leave and after you get him all relaxed he’s pretty mellow. he’s easy with anything you wanna try, what position you want him in yknow? you want him to kneel? sure thing. you want him to spank you? why not. he do be liking shower sex, something about the cramped refresher where there’s hardly any room for the both of you just gets hiM GoiN. he has a kink for dirty talk, so he’ll just be next to your ear the whole time chatting away. he has a kink for like, public places too I guess? mostly just storage closets but kjehrejh that’s p much it. ngl he’s gonna ask you if he can try to make you squirt, and if you say youve never tried/couldnt, well--he IS a medic after all kjhkjhr. he also has a kink for oral, so bonus points if he makes you squirt in his mouth. he hates anything that’ll leave a mark besides hickies/bite marks, sO that’s one of the only things he wont do  

[mister-mizu]

Y’all really wanna see my jjk oc-

I’m out rn so-HAVE MY ROUGH SKETCH REF OF HIM

THIS IS NORI !!!!

HE IS!! TAN!! AND 5’4!!

THIS IS A OUTDATED DESIGN HIS OUTFIT LOOKS A BIT DIFF

THIS IS HIS CURRENT OUTFIT!!!

He has rope tied to his waist that looks like a lil double tail awww

Butt pouch heehee

Nori is of Chinese descent, he grew up mainly in Japan tho

he’s a second year at kyoto tech, and hopelessly in love with inumaki-(no one knows if it’s requited or not-but inumaki is…rather repulsed by nori)

He’s actually really strong; and he can’t feel pain. Cannot. At all.

Does not like the fact he is strong as fuck, because he wants someone to protect him rather than him always being the one to protect people-

He likes cute stickers.

Cursed technique: My boy nori can write a command or any like, verb or describitory word and apply it to anything that has a certain amount of cursed energy!! For it to work he’d have to write it down, for ex like ‘weak=it/someone would be weakened’ or “invisible=self explanatory” and stick it onto the object/person.

He doesn’t need an adhesive, because it somehow stays by itself. He keeps a pen and small papers with him at all times.

He can do things like “run away” or “stop talking”, more command-ish words as to the more vague words but it takes more energy, and his hand cramps up easily. He’s also left handed bc he’s my oc and I make the rules-

In simpler terms:

Nori can write a command word down on a small sheet of paper covered with his cursed energy, and stick it onto objects/people with a certain amount of cursed energy.

The command-ish words are single kanji characters.

[ecclais-fouoras]

Softer on the inside

Chapter 4 : " bleeding"

Ch2/3 here

WARNING ⚠️: PERIOD and smut

Also quick mention of being sterile so if you're unconfortable with any of this feel free to leave

It was always known that women would be in the outpost, so : the co-operative provided for their protections, they braucht Tampons, Pads, And even a few cups.

But you'd been there for a long time and well, the outpost was running low on the disposable ones. You didn't have period anymore, wilhemina knew that, since she noticed after a few months you didn't go through the stash, but she knew better to ask you anything. For all she knew you could have been born with a condition or something of that sort. You were both laying on her bed, she was reading a book in your arms and you were playing with her red hair, you heard her groan as she shifted slightly.

"Babe ?" You asked as your brows scrunched up

"Yes darling?"

"Are you okay?"

"Yes. Obviously" she replied coldly, her face expressionless. Wilhemina was still defensive when it came to her emotions, she rarely let herself be vulnerable around you.

Even though she was making efforts towards opening up, because you kept showing her you didn't have any bad intentions.

"Wilhemina...it's okay if you are not you know that ?" You whispered in her ear as you kissed her neck and held her more tightly. You pointed to the rest of your room

"I love you. Look around.. no one else is here, it's just us... nobody's going to make fun or judge you...what's going on sweetheart"

"I'm fi.." you cut her off before she could answer

"I swear if you tell me 'i'm fine' again"

"I..i"

"You know what .."

"Please don't be mad at me"

"No..honey I was going to ask you if I made suggestions and you just answered me yes or no it could be easier for you, if speaking is the issue"

"No it's okay..I'm just..it's nothing really...i just have period cramps and I..oh god this is embarrassing..., I couldn't...put the tampon on correctly, so it hurts to.."

"Was it the first time you used one of these?"

"...yes..i usually put pads but we have none left, and I can't put a cup on...b..because I can't bend down for it..."

"Oh..honey that's nothing to be embarrassed about. Besides I've been exactly where that's tampon is" you joked throwing her a wink.

"In all seriousness tho when did you put it on"

"Like an hour ago ? I thought the pain would stop but I already tried to put on like 3 of them and I only have 5 left. I don't know what I'm going to to y/n" you left your place behind her and went to the bathroom after

"Okay.. get up sweetie."

She was confused at your actions

"What ? Why?"

"I'm not gonna leave you in pain like this"

"But...wh..what ?"

"Just get yours right here"

"What ?"

"Your butt. Get it here..come on"

She finally complied and lead on her cane for support as she joined you in the bathroom.

"Take off your skirt and panties babe"

"What ? I will not.." you turned around and took her hands in yours thumbs caressing her skin.

"Sweetie, I'm not embarrassed by this. So you have no reason to be. I love you. Period blood is just regular blood and pieces of andrometriosis...let me do this for you, If there's something I can do to avoid you being in pain I will do it."

"..okay"

"Now I don't want to overstep your boundaries so if it's really something that makes you unconfortable we'll find another solution."

"No I'm going to try to trust you"

"Oh...mina...I'm not going to hurt you sweetie"

She started to undress from her bottoms, leaving her half naked. You told her to hop in the shower since it would be easier to manage and you asked if she'd be more comfortable if you were both fully naked  and took a shower. She nodded and you got ready with her guiding her when the water was warm enough.

You gently washed her before asking her if you could pull it out by the string to shower properly before going to bed.

After you were both all cleaned you slowly picked up the showerhead and set the flow so it landed on her lower stomach, guiding it down to her core. She moaned as it hit her clit, and you looked into her eyes before she breathed "please continue"

It was all you needed to kiss her lips and press her up against the tiles, lifting her leg up minding her back. You hand crept down further and you pushed two fingers inside her, the water still stimulating her. It didn't take her long for her to reach her climax and she shook against you before you turned off the water and let her rest in your arms. You dried her then yourself before wrapping both of you in towels. You went to reach a cup in the drawers before turning around seeing her face field with worry.

"I told you I can't put it on y/n"

"You don't have to bend down, and don't worry I'm going to put it in and show you how you can try"

"..oh okay"

"If it's fine with you of course"

"Yes"

You took her arms and slowly guided her down on her knees so her legs were parted and she didn't get hurt.

"Right..so try and kneel like this"

"Here ?"

"Yes. Now see you need to fold it like this, and then try to ease it in" you showed her and lean it next to her vulva.

"I..I'm going to be to tight y/n"

"You're too stressed, that's why. You need to relax, it's not going to hurt baby I'm right here."

"What if that's to big for me ?"

"Honey you have no trouble taking my three fingers in and they are much bigger that that cup."

She blushed heavily and you giggled.

"You know what, I think if you touch yourself while Putting it in it'll be easier"

"Really"

"Yes... Here"

You said before slowly teasing her clit with your fingers and kissing her neck biting it down.

Once you felt she was more relaxed you were able to find her vagina quicky and slowly pushed the cup inside before letting it go and hearing it pop when it was set right inside her.

"There all done..now to pull it out, you pinch and drag"

You said just as you did and got up to wash your bloody fingers.

"Hey don't worry about it, it's just blood, Now try it yourself"

And she did, after a few minutes of trying to figure it out, she got it in, and then out, and in again for it's final resting place.

"All set. See I knew you could do it"

"Thank you y/n. I wouldn't have been able to without you"

"No problem babe, now let's get to bed"

You both settled on the bed her arms draped over your belly, and yours around her shoulders to hold her close to you.

"Y/n ? Can I ask you something ?"

"Sure"

"I've noticed you don't get your periods why ?"

"Oh..well...I used to but a few years ago I had  an extra uterine pregnancy and they had to ligature both of my fallopian tubes. So I became sterile and I don't have any periods because I don't ovulate anymore."

"Oh..I'm so sorry darling..."

"It's okay It's probably better off that way, at least I didn't have to raise a kid when the world fell apart"

She nodded slightly and rested her head on your shoulder. You kissed her forehead before drifting off to try and sleep.

"I love you darling"

"Me too mina..me too"

A/n : yes I know you ain't suppose to wear a cup to sleep.

Sue me.

[dmitri-writes]

Cramp Day~Intrulogical

INFO -this oneshot is brought to you by me having a big remus day -(by that i mean this happened to me and a lot of remus' lines are what i actually said and it just felt like i was an even bigger kinnie than usual bc of it) -sadly tho, i had no logan. i had to suffer alone. -trans guy remus (and logan bc i said so)

TRIGGER WARNINGS -gore and violence -cussing, like, a lot -insulting god -dysphoria

***

"I want to rip my fucking ovaries out and shove them in God's stupid whore mouth." Logan hands Remus the pain medicine and a bottle of water. "Why was I made this way? I want to shove chopsticks so far into my eyeballs that they impale my brain." Logan searches through shows, "You can live without your frontal lobe." Remus smiles, "I fucking love you." He takes the medicine as Logan picks the show Bones. Remus squeals in delight as the corpse of the episode is shown, but that devolves into a pained groan, "Fuuuuck I wanna get impaled by an icicle!" Logan pauses the show and grabs a heating blanket. He plugs it in and drapes it over Remus, then lifts his head to rest on his lap. He unpauses the show and runs his hands through Remus's hair, "Is that better stardust?" Remus hums as his eyes threaten to close.

He tries hard to focus on the show, but the pain still distracts him. His energy to be loud about it has worn out though, so he just goes through a mental list of gorey things he could do to himself, visualizing them a little too perfectly. Logan kisses his forehead, "Your stomach growled, love. What snack do you want?" A million different gross combinations went through his head, the common factor being chocolate, so that's what he said. Logan goes to the kitchen and digs through the snack box, getting three chocolate-covered granola bars. He knows that Remus could eat an entire box of these things without realizing it. He returns to his spot and Remus tears into the granola bars like a wild animal, making Logan laugh. Remus makes a noise of delight as the chocolate gradually makes his cramps fade. He even gets to fall asleep.

When he wakes up a couple of hours later, Logan is still there, watching Bones. He kisses Remus' head again, "Good morning. The moon is up, do you want to go stargaze?" Remus smiles, "Only if we bring snacks and I don't have to wear any stupid pants, or a shirt." Logan nods and the two grab a blanket and a box of snacks. Remus throws off his giant shirt, it had gotten a little too hot. Besides, laying in a field on a blanket next to Logan in nothing but a bra and some boxers? The best. They lay out the blanket and open some snacks, Logan pointing out some of the lesser-known constellations. Fuck the big dipper, that bitch is overrated. Remus made out a couple of new constellations, "That one's a dick. That's a pair of boobs. Oh, that one is definitely a butt." Logan smiles and kisses Remus, making him smile too. Cramp days sucked, but at least Logan knew how to distract him.

[tomdiddlyumptious]

TH| The Struggle Of Natruals

Summary: your on your period and your at home 🤷🏾‍♀️

I low-key am feeling high, it’s probably because I’m half sleep

Warning: oh shit, your boyfriend found out your on your period!, poorly written, oh fuckin well, I honestly do think I’m high tho

You sat on the couch, your stomach hurting and cramping and you lower back stiff. You groaned and you decided to stand up and stretch it around, not being able to crack you you sighed and plopped black down, taking a pillow and cuddling with it until Thomas came home.

Thomas was coming home from work, he took you with him because he felt guilty and didn’t wanna have makeup sex all the time, as neither did you. It wasn’t because you both aren’t physically attractive, it’s because you guys are put together more mentally. If you guys weren’t dating best believe you were going to be fwb, you had the hots for each other, but god damn, those dreams both of you have and shared to each other put yall on a whole other level.

“I hate my life” you mutter to yourself, rolling your eyes and making it to the kitchen grabbing some ice cream and a large spoon then going back to the living room you played The Umbrella Academy.

“Hey babe! I’m home” Tom says as he opens the door, you sigh in relief and place the ice cream on the black coffee table waiting for him to come see you.

“I’m glad your here! I need a favor hun” you say rubbing your lower back feeling the stiffness.

He places his phone and wallet on the kitchen counter and makes his way over, chuckling as he finds the tub of ice cream and you in a thin t-shirt and his baggy grey sweats.

“What’s the problem?” He asks sitting down next to you, tucking a strand of hair behind your hair and kissing the side of your lips, placing his hands on your hips.

“I need you to pop my back” you whine looking at him. His face turns flustered but stitches his eyebrows together.

“What do you mean ‘pop your back’?” He asks, needing some reassurance to get his head out the gutter. His hands around your waist tighten, biting his lower lip.

“I need you to pop my back, Jesus Thomas” You chuckle, now noticing what he needed to be corrected for. You stand up and slap his thigh wanting him to stand up, he smiles and stands, his hands from your hips to around your waist.

“I don’t wanna break you”

“Shut up and crack my back Thomas-“

He lifts you up and squeezes hard around your lower back, not having you have to tell him twice. You groan “one more time please”.

“Are you serious?” He asks looking down at you with a worried tone, he knew how strong you are, but he really tried hard to crack your back just now.

“Please tom it feels weird” you plead, looking up at him you give him a kiss on his chin and rest your hands on his shoulders, waiting on him try to pop it again.

“Alright, if I hurt you say something” he mutters before squeezing again, hearing a loud pop you sigh in relief. He smiles and uses one arm to lift your leg around his waist.

You giggle and wrap the other one around his waist also, looking down at his lips as he lifts you up, looking up at you.

“I wanna kiss you” Thomas mutters, rubbing his hands on your bum waiting for a response.

“What’s stopping you?” You whisper back, he lets out a small laugh and lowers you to take a kiss from your lips. It continues on for a few minutes until your breaths are ragged, he slowly lets you go and watches as you walk off.

“Shit babe are you on your period!?” He asks quickly, eyeing the dark circle that’s on the bottom of your butt. Swiftly racing over to you and undoing the tied strings on the sweatpants from behind.

“Did I leak? Oh I’m sorry Tom! Fuck I didn’t mean to” You mutter the last part, letting him finish taking them apart. Your face turning red from embarrassment although it looks like he’s completely normal with it.

“Yeah it’s just like a quarter though, I’ll run you a shower and clean up around here, alright? Don’t stress yourself out- let me take these, I know how to clean them” he says tugging down your pants, helping you step out of them.

“Thanks Tom, I honestly freaking love you” You grin, pecking his lips as he smiles and leaves to the bathroom, turning on the water to the perfect temperature knowing everything about your body and scrubbing the life out of the sweats with cold water and soap.

“Alright come on! Showers nice and warm but don’t take it all!” He half jokes, walking out with damp sweats as you rush and walk past him and head into the shower.

After all the drama was finished you both laid on the couch, him laying his head between your open legs and letting you play with it, silently watching AHS and finished plates of pasta and cranberry juice filled champagne glasses.

[felsdumpsterfire]

Would it be okay to ask how a relationship would go With your protag 5 x yasuyori or Prota 2 x leib? If that is okay please?

Of course it ok! Thank you for dropping an ask!

I'll be doing Leib for this one just because I don't know too much about Yasuyori other then his part of the Pupper fam, his lil' tattoo is on his butt (which is strangely muscular???) part of the War Mongers- Leib, I got a better understanding of since he's popped up a couple of times in the story/events. But! If you really want those Yasu headcanons, please feel free to shoot another ask!

(Also, on a personal note, my dude, my guy, my pal, I absolutely love your past! Protag stuff??? It's so fun to read, you got some 👀👀👀 top notch writing)

Now onto the Headcanons!

Protag 2 x Leib

Leib and Protag 2 are polar opposites, just throwing that out there, but they're good polar opposties

Leib calms Protag 2 down easy peasy while Protag 2 gets him to actually,,,, emote emotions a lot more then he would if she wasn't there (Tbh it freaked the every loving shit out of everyone, like, omg that's the loudest I've every heard Leib laugh WHAT THE FUCK-)

Another thing, that Leib is really good at is spotting when she's hurt

It's pretty obvious when Protag 2 gets into a fight, she goes in full force in everything she does, so she usually comes out with some bruises and maybe a busted lip if they land a good hit on her

No, what Leib sees is when she's really hurting, she's pretty good about brushing the pain off, but every once in a while, she'll wince or just give twitch that gives her away and Leib sighs as he gets up so he can fix her up. She can be a little stuborn about it- but he can usually convince her to sit still long enough for him to patch her up with the promise of cuddles afterward

Speaking of cuddles- hoooooooooly shit, dude, he has some of the best cuddles; he's so warm and, sure, his fur can be a little coarse, especially if he's been working for a couple of days, but it's usually super soft and fluffy and Protag 2 can just, ah- she can just sink into his side and stay there forever. She loves his cuddles soooooo much

And sometimes when she stays over with them and he's working, he really will let her glue herself to his side, just get comfy and work and papers with one hand and absent-mindedly play with her hair with the other (highkey headcanon him as ambidextrous). He usually doesn't get much work done like this, but it's worth it since he gets to gaze down at her and bask in her warmth

Protag 2 is really good at getting him to take a break. Like, super good.

She just has to hit him with some good ol' puppy eyes and this dude is done

Protag 2 and Leib will feed each other and Cu Sith thinks it's the cutest think

He is their biggest shipper

Leib is honestly really worried about her because he knows something, but it's just a hunch so far, but he's really hopeing it stays a hunch-

Protag 2 loves giving Leib smooches, especially on his nose. She'll just straddle him and start smooching everywhere she can reach, this sometimes leads to some sexy times because Leib is a touchy partner and a big love language of his is physical touch so 👀👀

Protag 2 likes to drag Leib on little dates out on the town, she knows he's a bit of a recluse, especially considering his job- but going to a small café shouldn't be so bad right?she purposely looks for places with little to no crowds because she knows how much he hates them

He actually really enjoys these dates and going out as long as Protag 2 is there and they get to hold hands

UM, UM, SO I CAN'T PASS THIS UP??? I'M DOING SOME SPICEY STUFF, SO WATCH YOURSELF, (also, trigger warning??? I guess??? I'm gonna mark it as a trigger anyway- TW: mentions of menstrual Cycle)

I genuinely headcano Leib as being a kinky motherfucker

Change my mind

See you can't

Anyway, Leib has a lot of kinks

He really likes: bondage, sensory deprivation, feather play, biting, wax play, dom and sub play, choking, super onto period sex, it makes him go feral, light spanking, ice play, cock warming, and thigh riding

This man is a jack of all trades, ok? His fingers? phenomenal. His mouth? Mind blowing. That dick? EXTRA T H I C K.

He'll leave Protag 2 walking funny for a few days at least

The first time they got sexual was actually when Protag 2 was on her period and Leib was like "it helps relive cramps"

"That's sweet, but are you sure-?"

"IT HELPS RELIEVES CRAMPS."

She was embarrassed at first, like super embarrassed, but then Leib just,,,, made her mind go blank and that was that, now they have it every time she starts getting some intense cramps

Leib and Protag 2's favorite position is defiantly the Cowgirl, she gets to look at his face and Leib gets to look at, well, everything, and she can set the pace and it's the easiest way to fuck on a rolly chair

Speaking of rolly chairs- they have a lot of sex in his office

Remember when I said that Leib's touching can lead to some shit? Well, there it is

He usually has her on her back against the desk as he eats her out or she's on her knees sucking him off, oooor, she's on his lap riding/grinding on him

He has this tendency to leave bruises, he doesn't mean to, he just gets so wrapped up in the oleasure that he can't control himself

Leib and Protag 2 are both pretty quiet; they both get louder the closer they get to climaxing, and even the gor Leib it's some deep grunts and growl while Protag 2 starts whinning and whispering curses

Leib usuay manages to shove him tongue down her throat before she starts that tho

They have yet to get caught. But Leib knows it's gonna happen one of these days and he's not ready for it, nor is he looking forward to it

Very much king of aftercare