#i have a girlfriend

[spongejuice]

whY CANT I EDIT MY DRAFTS??? FUCK U TUMBLR I FINALLY GOT THE MOTIVATION AND NOW YOU DO THIS TO ME???????

[whopissedmypants]

EVERYONE LOOK AT THE DUMB CUNT!

EVERYBODY SAY “HAHA, DUMB CUNT 🫵🏻”

[ask-alf-oddworld]

Would you let Mr. Sekto give you a little smooch? He promises he won't drain your blood dry and puppet your body.

Uhh… I dunno. That sounds kinda gay.

[cyberr-v0id]

I have no clue why my girlfriend thinks im reckless

(Was just balanced on tippy toes with one foot on the one clear corner of my ottoman, one arm hooked over the edge of my wardrobes hat, and contortionisting my spine so that I could reach in to grab my posters because im too damn short and my chair is gone, and also wobbled and fell slightly off after I had got them and tried to grab more unnecessary stuff)

[prof-polaris]

Sweetie, you're going to need to try hard to think, okay?

Someone has messed with your mind. You've repressed a lot of memories, and you need to let them out, alright? There's a kid out there on its own that's having a really hard time right now, and you need to think, and try reverse whatever has happened to reach through to them.

Those pokemon in your house? All of the blog posts and asks Violet responded to? Please, please. Please just try.

......my head hurts

i tried looking at the posts, theyre all blurry and it makes me nauseous.

im going to go lay down...

[cloudymistedskies]

My gf just finished reading demon slayer and the chr I've seen her worried for the most is literally chachamaru HELPPP

She's a huge cat lover don't judge her </333

her favorite chr is mitsuri btw

[katnisstheneko]

I hate those random bots that DM me asking me to talk to them like I have a girlfriend, I have a partner. I have the Mandela to my Catalogue, I have the Vaggie to my Charlie, I have the Ragatha to my Pomni

Like leave me alone I don't want nudes I WANT MY GIRLFRIEND

[stayfrostyordont]

I forgot how many horny men are on tumblr. Does it look like im interested in you whores

[misstaiga]

You call a Trans Woman “good girl” ONE time and a month later you have a goth gf.

[keeganmantle]

Good morning. Midna is shielding me from bots.😊🥺

Twitter has become a bot wasteland thanks to Muskrat. But apparently bots are also a problem on here. Which should be no surprise. So many s*x bots kept messaging me on here. It's just really annoying and uncomfortable. And date bots keep liking my stuff on Twitter. Apparently they don't care if you're taken.😒

To those bots, leave me alone. I have a girlfriend. And I'm sure she won't be happy knowing that you bots keep harassing me.😐

[is-actually-an-emo-hobbit]

I don't know how but I have a girlfriend and it's awesome because I have a girlfriend and she's crazy and adorable and did I mention I have a girlfriend.

I don't care how insufferable I get because I have a girlfriend.

[mylifeiskindacrazy]

no because i have been posting "i want a girlfriend" on this account for months and now i have a girlfriend??? maybe manifestation does work??

[existentialkaisis]

Hey y’all highkey forgot about this app updates tho I have a girlfriend my friends have their people too which is cute I got a new substance stick gonna see how that goes I’m on season 5 of supernatural and am rewatching elementary for the 20th time saw waterparks play warcrimes and died get to meet them in like 3 weeks again for the last 2 shows of the tour so ummm yeah slay

[indigothemuse]

But a qpr IS just a friend, y'all just lonely and creepy as hell

you know it's called a queer platonic relationship right? as in it doesn't fit the boundaries of regular friendship.

and maybe its "just a friend" to you, but everyone defines relationships in different ways. personally, i was in a qpr for a little while. it ended yeah, but that was for my own personal reasons. and it was a qpr because it didn't fit the "regular" lines of a friendship.

so yeah, you don't have to understand, but you don't have to be a fucking asshole about it.

[atomicduckies]

Eating so much protein rn AND I did back today. women incoming

[444novembers]

i think i finnaly got a gf...

but im not sure