I try to run, but I know it's futile.
My breath catches in my chest as I inevitably stumble, crashing to the ground.
I try to scramble to my feet, but it's too late.
Your email has found me.
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I send an email to a colleague and sign-off “Respectfully.” Unfortunately, his response uses the sign-off “Very Respectfully,” so I have to counter with “Most Respectfully.” Unable to escalate further, his next email includes a concession of defeat and also a proposal of marriage
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i hope this email's few remaining friends give up on trying to save it
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Saw this meme format and had to adapt it
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Them: i hope this email finds you well
How the email finds me:
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Every Sunday
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for embarrassingly long, i thought that "i hope this email finds you well" meant, like, i hope this email does a good job of finding you.
also i thought that "asking for a friend" meant "how can i not know this??? surely someone else understands my pain of not understanding this, looking for a new buddy who is similarly confused"
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if you aren't my literary agent with a publishing deal or ao3 with kudos/comments notifications, I don't want your email
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i hope this pussy finds you unwise
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I hope this email finds you, about your car's extended warranty
Please, we've been trying to reach you Well
You don't wanna know what happens if we reach you Unwell
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One email to rule them all
One email to find them
One email to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them
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i hope this email finds you at your lowest so it can give you some words of advice and get you back up on your feet
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Your email did not find me well, it found me as the shell of a girl that I used to know well. Dancing slowly in an empty room, even. And at 2 a.m. nonetheless.
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I like to keep my office hours... mysterious. Do not find me.
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