#i just…fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[agapeeternal]

Glen Powell at the Premiere of Netflix's “Hit Man”

[agapeeternal]

WHAT

[ddarker-dreams]

there needs to be a name for the emotion you experience when you can tell a guy's about to turn a normal convo into something real awkward

[actual-asshole]

I cannot believe they did my boy like that

[afriendofmara]

its not that my things and my shit and my stuff was moved around without me in the house, i got fair warning for that, its that I so proudly cleaned out and picked up and organized my things and my shit and my stuff not two weeks ago. After Months of building a depression hoard, I cleaned it up. There was room for anyone to walk through. And it felt so good to know where things and shit and stuff went. And I housesit for 1 week and the Furnace goes out. The Furnace is out and my stuff and shit and things need to move so people can fix it. And im housesitting. And dad is kind about it (much kinder than the mess that is my things and shit and stuff deserves) and careful about it, but that doesn't change the fact that The Furnace isn't Fixed, My Things and Shit and Stuff is Chaos that is Packed into half of the room, Everything I worked hard to Clean Up and Organize is Lost to the Piles, and due to insurance bullshit I Have Not Had Access To My Prescription, so. Someone kill me. Its such a first world problem, and I know my brain is so upset its not getting help to chill out, but holy fuck that doesn't change the panic pain anxiety rage hatred and sorrow I feel rn trying to sleep. What a week lemon.

[agapeeternal]

Joe tonight at New Heights Show live in Cincinnati

[pianostarinwonderland]

THE OCTAVINELLE MANGA UPDATE

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

AZUL THEY COULD NEVER MAKE ME HATE YOU

GODDDDDDDDD THE FUCKING MANGA GOES SO HARD. LITERALLY. I CHOKED IN VC AND WENT INTO THE NASTIEST COUGHING FROM THIS.

IM EATING ROCKS IM THROWING MYSELF OFF THE CLIFF AND DROWNING MYSELF CAUSE WTF?/??:?:?:! HRHHRHRBBRBRBEBRNRNNFNFKFJF GGGGGIRL IM GONE. IM A GONER. IM SOOOOOOOO GONE.

AOUGH AZUL WITH THE YUNO GASAI POSE AND THE ANGER AND THE MADNESS AND THE WAY HE’S STEALING EVERYONE’S MAGIC WITHOUT CONTRACT IS THROUGH TENTACLES THAT GO THROUGH YOUR THROAT????? NO WONDER WHY THESE BITCHES PASSED OUT BUT ALSO hey azul. just saying. u have permission to steal from me— //SLAPPED

fuck. fuck what the fuck for real. god fuck.

[mosneakers]

The moonlight guides Selene and Lou through their tumultuous history, delicately weaving through the painful thorns of their past. Selene's eyes glisten, and Lou's apologies foam from his mouth as he confesses his constant thoughts of her since that fateful ordeal. The hope in his voice is palpable, he pleads to her forgive him. The moon provides Selene a gust of wind to throw caution to, and before Lou can even finish his sentiment, Selene wonders to herself, "what if I just kissed him right now?"

Selene: [Breaks from kiss, breathless]

Lou: Selene...... I never stopped thinking about you. Selene: I thought I lost you forever...

Lou: No! I'm here now. [Picks her up off her feet] Forever. My Fated Mate...

Further along the same woodland path where Lou and Selene rediscover their connection, Wolfegang and Janie meander the trail for hours, their conversation weaving effortlessly between conversation and flirtatious laughter. As the influence of the moon intensifies, the two of them lose pieces of their armor: a helmet, a wig, and finally, their inhibitions.

Janie finds herself charmed by Wolfegang's quick wit and extensive vocabulary; Ironically, enthralled by her intellect and radiant smile, Wolfegang must restrain the urge to reveal the overwhelming notion of "FATED MATE," the only thought loudly ringing through his mind.

And the sunrise creeps in, threatening to steal away their precious time together, Wolfegang seizes the moment to invite Janie to his library, cementing her realization that she's found the man of her dreams.

About a half an hour later ~

Hazy and disoriented, Brick awakens near a pile of passed out wildfang members, surrounded by trash and empty bottles scattered about.

Brick: [Begins transforming back to "normal" form] ...The FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK happened last night?

Rebel: You got a taste of your full potential, bro... Brick: Oh, it's you. Rebel: My Beta was off getting all cozy and fate-forging with his fated mate, so we had room for one more last night. The pack agreed to let you party with us. Must not remember any of it. You had a lot to drink!

With unintentionally synchronized movements, Rebel and Brick plopped onto the ground simultaneously, sending a flurry of crisp autumn leaves swirling into the air. Brick: Yeah well... It ain't happenin' again. Everyone had someone to leave the party with but me. This don't usually happen. This fated mates shit is screwin' with my head. Rebel: ...Who said you didn't leave with someone? Brick: Bro, what?! Rebel: [Laughter] Chill, I'm fucking with you. Who cares about all that right now? You're still new to this wolf thing. Focus on honing your skills, serving your pack, having your fun! You helped Lou and Wolfegang find their fated mates last night; that's what earns respect around here.

Brick: Psh. Old ass Montgomery don't care about that. He doesn't see when I do nothing good, just when I mess up. Rebel: Try growing up with him. Brick: Nah dude, I would have laid his ass out by now. He's gonna get so pissy when he finds out about last night. [Frustrated grumbles] UGH FUCK DUDE I'm so done with his ass and his stupid lectures.

Rebel: Come join the wildfangs. Lou—that's my baby boy, but honestly, with him being all starry eyed and in love, it's only a matter of time before he loses his rank as beta now that he found his fated mate. It's cutthroat, but true. I need someone tougher. Brick: Ha, I don't wanna be no damn beta. 'Specially yours. Rebel: I bet you rank lower over there with the old man. Brick: [Long, contemplative sigh]... You know what? Fuck it, fine. Let's go.

[Heavy rock music plays from seemingly nowhere]

Rebel: Welcome to the Wildfangs, Bro...

[nanathott]

nana i just found a short jjk fic on my explore that was rly good so i went to the acc to see what else they’ve written and they write smut for the first years……. and i checked their about me……. and they’re in their 40s……. with kids………

oh FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK no that’s so gross what????????????????????

[covenofagatha]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK OH FUCKG OH FUCK OH FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK

IT HAPPENED IT FUCKI G JAPPEND WE KISSED WE FUCKING KISSED SHE KISSED US SHE FREKING KISSED US AND WE MAED OUT AGAISNT OUR CAR I CALLED OT I CALLED NDJGSJFJDJSJSJA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM COMPLETELY NORMAL OVER THIS FOR REAL NOT GOING INSANE AT ALL I KUST NEED TO BREATHEEEEEEEEEEEW

THE QUESTION NOW IS

Did she kiss us because she saw Rio was planting seeds of doubt into our mind???? I dont want to believe it but dlgkdksk it could be anything ngl

ALSO RIO MY DARLING I GET THAT YOJ HAD MAYBE TJE SMAE TREATMENT ST FIRST BUT WHAT IF YOU ARE PETTY CAUSE SHE DIDNT KISS YOU NOR SENT YOU ANY PICS OR ADMITTED SHE WANTED TO FUCK YOU IN CLASS UH??? HAVE YOU THOUGJ ABOUT THAT ????

She does have a point tho lmao, agatha isss a fucking master at psychology so she could be just manipulating and leading us on but WHO FUCKING CARES SHE'S HOT AND SHE QUITE LITERALLY ADMITTED SJE TOUCHED HERSELF THINKING ABOUT US SO I'LL LET MANIPULATE (WO)MANSPREAD (WO)MANSPLAIN TO ME ANY TIME SHE DESIRES

OH MY GOD MISS COVENFOAGATHA DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'VE UNLEASHED RIGHT NWO!?!?!?!? BE FUCKING READY FOR A LOT OF MESSAGES LIKE MINE LMAOOOO

IF THIS IS HOW SHE IS WHEN SHE KISSES US I WANT TO KNOW HOW SHES GONNA BE WHEN SHE'LL FIRST LAID EYES ON OUR NAKED BODY OR TOUCHED US LIKE OH MY GOD YES I'LL BE YOUR GOOD GIRL IF YOU'LL TREAT ME LIKE TJE SLUT I DESERVE TO BEEEEEE I'M GOING TO MAKE A STATUE FOR YOU NOW WHAT WE'LL WAIT FOR IS GONNA BE TJAT WARNING AT THE BEGINNING THAT FROM 'NONE' GOES TO 'SMUT, SEX, THEY ARE HAVING SEX AND IT'S SMUTTY AND IT'S SOFT AND ROUGH AND AGATHA CALLS READER GOOD GIRL IN BED AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? READER SWOONS AND FAINTS AND SQUIRTS!!!

AAAAAANYWAY love you so fucking much doing the lord's work we us sapphic people in your tumblr asks are grateful for your contribute to this world aka your fantastic writing we would be lost without you you can tell when a writer loves what they're writing and I can tell you're having so much fun doing this so I wish for eternal happiness in your life may your pillow be cold on both sides and your drink never too hot nor too freezing cold remember to hydrate and take breaks and eat🙏🏾🙏🏾

- ✒

😭😭😭 thank you for making my day with this oh my god

This is just...I don't even have words like I am beyond happy that just a kiss elicited this much and I am just so fucking excited to actually get to the good stuff 😉 all it will take for reader at this point is a "good girl" and a whiff of her perfume

[justabilingualchileangirl]

My kinda live reaction to Jurassic World: Chaos Theory Season 2, Episodes 2 and 3

Spoilers under the cut

i got sad cuz I lost part one

•lol that's me trying to get good signal

•so this is the reason he doesn't say anything

•wait wait wait wait is this where they find that kid from the trailer??

•i love how everything always got that magic that is in this

• WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT DONT TOUCH THE KID I LIKE THIS KID

•wdym I didn't jump when this tiny dinosaur appeared on the screen lol

•crazy how on lore drop absolutely nothing crosses my mind

•shit no they took the dinos the kid will look for them won't she shit

•i love the tiny dino

•bro

Bro likes getting on the nerves of bro

•answer the kid

•i love her (the momma I can't learn names that fast)

•SHIIIIIIIIIIT AND THEY TOOK THEM AWAY

•FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

•Bro you should start listening to the people I'm sure she knew what to do

•kenji's I can't find the words rn count: 4

•I LOVE THEM!!!!!!!!<3<3<3<3

•i love u Aminata

——

Episode 3 here too cuz why not

•i love this title

WAITT-- Is this Brooklyns pov episode????

•Oh mi god I love u

•idk I couldn't word my thoughts here but I like it (this part on the video call where Yaz teases Brooklyn)

•AAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHAHGAHHHHHHHHHGGGGGAGGAGAGAGGAGAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Idk how to express the weird ass thoughts on my mind

But I'm loving this episode

• WOOOOOOOW just WOOOOW

I love u Brooklyn and nothing will change that but what

•im conflicted rn

• No why did you throw the photo

•"Did you just say "love"?"

If I told you

•bro that was not a good save that was sus at best

THAT WAS NOT A GOOD SAVE BRO

• first "my account was hacked" that I believe

•FUCK YOU RAPTOR LADY

•i love u Ronnie

•well... It is kind of an advantage truly

•no but how do you break to your friends and family that you didn't die on a horrific accident but just got on a horrific accident and lost an arm

•OH MY GOD WHOS THAT???!?!?!?!!!!

So this is why she didn't tell anyone

•WHYYYYYYYYYY

I ducking love this series so muh

Part 1, this is part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5

[pesterloglog]

Dave Strider, Rose Lalonde

Act 6, page 5398

DAVE: rose quit all the clanking around over here i cant concentrate on my raps

DAVE: what in the sweet religious name of jesus h dick are you doing with all these bottles

ROSE: Just a little alchemy.

DAVE: alchemy

DAVE: what kind of shitty thing are you alchemizing with this crap

DAVE: are you alchemizing bottles with other bottles to make like

DAVE: superbottles

#rose_ebottles

ROSE: No. Believe it or not, I'm actually focused the contents of the bottles.

DAVE: youre a pretty good hike from the alchemiters

ROSE: The alchemy I'm practicing is a little more old fashioned.

ROSE: You know, there was a time on Earth when alchemy didn't refer to a process whereby a large device used game constructs to materialize some idealized version of an object out of thin air.

ROSE: Alchemists used to experiment with various substances to transmute them into something more valuable.

ROSE: Its more pedestrian and scientifically credible cousin would be chemistry, which I guess is the technical term for mixing shit together.

ROSE: Which strictly speaking more accurately describes what I'm doing.

DAVE: so what your doing science now

DAVE: who do you think you are your mom

DAVE: wait that sounded like lame burn again

DAVE: every time i talk about your mom it sounds like a burn

DAVE: who do you think you are my mom

DAVE: wait scratch that

DAVE: every time we start talking about her as my mom things just start snowballing down our dumb conversational ski slope and suddenly sigmund freud and king oedipus start banging each others hot moms at some kind of depraved sexy momswap party

ROSE: Thanks for the imagery. It was almost as graphic as it made no sense.

DAVE: so what are you making

ROSE: Beverages.

DAVE: beverages what kind of beverages

ROSE: Tasty beverages, I hope.

DAVE: apple juice???

DAVE: please let it be aj please let it be aj please let it be aj

ROSE: I'll see what I can do.

DAVE: omg

DAVE: omg

#omg

DAVE: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yes

[agapeeternal]

(credit: burrows.bengals TikTok)

[justangryingeneral]

DBD fans: can we please have a fnaf chapter? Even a skin?? A token????

DBD: meat bag!!!! :D

[brbremaking]

so if I keep listening to honey this mirror isn’t big enough for the two of us I’m gonna have to dissect the lyrics and explain how this is about dick grayson which realistically I have neither the time nor the energy for but I show no signs of stopping so stay tuned kids

[cowboyshit]

haha...hahahaha... hahaHAHAHAHAAHAHA