#i knitt cute things

[a-person-who-likes-musicals]

I crocheted some little dudes!

[jahnavisurenda-21]

Hazbin HoteL||Alastor X Reader Jealousy In Hell? (Part 1.)

I don't Know anything about Matcha Latte, or any Match tea, or what flavors are good but, I do Know behind Alastor's eerie smile has landed him a full time in hell, He's found someone to protect. Even if it is a bit sadistic, he'll make sure you are unharmed, and never bothered by uncomfortable situations again.

This seemingly new recruit had a bigger smile than Alastor, your dear boyfriend if that even was possible.

He was called, 'Jinx, spell caster demon.' he had the most pleasant things to say, the most wonderful compliments to say but if he was so wonderful why would he be in hell? What did he want? More so what did he want from you?

You had a few hobbies from your life as a human, you would Crochet for hours, Knitt scarfs, you had no one to give them too before but,

"Oh! my talented dear! You sometimes even fool me that you are in hell with those darling gestures of yours!" Alastor wore your presents as proudly as he carried his radio thing you believe.

Now Jinx would regularly shower you with Yarns, tools to watching you focus on your hobby so endearingly.

Jinx moved closer to you in the two-seater sitting quite close to you, but you were to engrossed to say anything.

"Hey Sweetie after your done with that cute thing of yours may I have it?"

"Huh?" Then you flinched, "Shit wrong stich!"

"Sorry Sorry sweetie!" He then closed any remaining gap placing his hands on yours, "How about I help you fix it? Hmm?"

"Oh! There you are darling; I have finished your favorite dish I hope it's up to your liking!" Alastor cheerily said, but being with him for these past few days you could now make out slight changes of tone in his voice, sometimes it would get sadistic, sometimes genuinely caring,

You felt uncomfortable by how close Jinx was closing in on you, "A-Alastor I-I was just about to find you to!" Your voice slightly went high pitched as you uncomfortably pushed him of.

This was one situation Alastor will not jump into any conclusions or draw to much attention to himself but now that he knows.

"My dear, would you like to join me for a walk, I know a quiet place you might like?"

"How about we watch that little movie of yours, in that noisy picture box."

For saying that with his permission you kissed his cheek, he had to bend down for that. (Please he's 7ft)

He would keep a little closer now.

But one day, Alastor had taken Sir. Petencious cute egg creatures to 'Handle' them, taking pity on those things.

"I'll handle them Alastor--"

"Nonsense darling, you enjoy sleeping, or making some noise anything. Or You could be in my office." He would say.

Things got a little rough,

Two Days later

Alastor stroked your hair, as you wept bitterly in his arms, he had to get you to rest, but you refused to allow him to leave.

[sunny-ssunset]

💖🐶Stan marsh x a girly female reader🐶💖

I love this series tbh its so fun and silly, If you have any requests or feedback please let me know i am always ready to improve. AGED UP

WARNING: Mentions of s*x

•He is fucking obsessed. Worse than kenny and kyle and cartman.

•Bro probably had to get correction therapy to get him to stop vomitting over you.

•Nah but he will always buy you gifts. He'd save up to get you a chanel purse or anything you want really

•Hes really shit at buying gifts, If you dont give him any ideas on what to get you, He'll buy you really ugly clothes

•Its the thought that counts tbh

•He drives you around everywhere

•He really likes car s*x honestly

•He likes to think you are both Ken and Barbie- No wait it should be Barbie and Ken, Ladies always come first

•He'd love to go to parties with you, seeing you with your flawless makeup and sparkly dresses

•He'd literally do anything to have a converstation with you

•"Oh my god Y/n did you hear? Annie knitts fell over before class!!" "Stan I was right beside you when it happened."

•He has a photo of you in his car. We dont know what photo it is or where it is but its there.

•He loves staying on the phone to you and talking all night

•He really enjoys sleeping on facetime with you, He cant help it you just look so cute

•He'll ditch any plans he has just to be with you tbh

•I mean you guys are clearly meant for eachother

•The only thing getting in the way of you both is the fact he is dating Wendy.

[minoanwoman]

I Chrochet some pom pom clusters on an old basket (my mom bought this basket for me when I was 6 or 7 years old)....

[aquariasmoon]

Dating Sergei Petrov/Spencer Petrov

Hes an often overlooked character when it comes to headcanons, especially romance/dating ones so I decided to do him first lmao givin my boi some attention ; v ; Sergei is a large and intimidating man, but only in appearance. His large stature and quiet nature hides the fact he is a very gentle and kind hearted man.  

How they react to a crush:

He's the kind of guy to sit back and just observe. He would realize pretty quickly if he's caught feelings for someone and fully acknowledge it. There is no shame in it after all.

He is much more likely to fall for someone he interacts with on a somewhat regular basis, not the love at first sight kind of guy. You would either be friends or decent acquaintances before any feelings start developing.

For him appearance isn't that big of a deciding factor. He wants someone he can trust and talk to. 

Wants to spend time with you but also doesn't want to bother you too much, will often wait for you to come to him. 

Will do small things for you but this often gets misconstrued as he is pretty much the “dad” friend. You hungry? He's already handing you a snack. Reaching for something off a tall shelf? Hes already handing it to you, no need to stretch babe. Got hurt? hes already getting the first aid kit. He’s got you Sick? Hes bringing his home cooked soup around dont even worry about it.

Pretty obvious he has a crush to anyone who knows him, if he is his team they pick up on it right away.  byran will 100% rip on him for it tho.

How you get together:

While he isnt ashamed of his feelings for his s/o he is a tad on the shy side when it comes to admitting it. 

If he is confessing it will take a while, the relationship would have had to have grown pretty close. He's afraid of losing his s/o as a friend. But eventually will decide that he doesn't want to feel like he's stringing his s/o along when he wants more from their relationship. 

If his s/o confesses to him he's a bit confuzzled at first. It would completely take him off guard. He would have to make sure he understood what you were saying. Him? You sure? Your not joking? He would need a bit of reassurance. I'm sorry but this man does not know his own worth. 😭🙏

What it's like dating them:

Except soft touches and quiet but comfortable alone time. He loves spending time withyou even if you aren't really doing anything.

If your cute and affectionate this man meltssss

His love language is acts of service.

He likes to cook and is honestly really good at it. Will try and feed you, he can't help it. Will make you a cake on your birthday : )

This man totally knitts to de-stress. Will make you a scarf and even take on the dreaded sweater curse for you.

Husband material and I mean it. Wife him up before it's too late.

Very much wants to be the person you depend on and come to when you have problems. 

Domestic af. Honestly he would be happy to be a househusband and you should let him. He's already got the apron

No matter how long you are dating him he will always make arrangements to take you out on small dates. Outdoor walks, quiet coffee houses, tucked away restaurants, pretty cliche things but they are super sweet and an enjoyable time. 

Doesn't mind you stealing his clothing even if its huge on you, in fact he loves seeing it especially if it’s too large on you.

Has a bad habit of picking up after you, honestly just likes everything to be tidy and in its place. Just sort of automatically picks up after everyone doesn't even think about it. Can be a bit annoying at times like if you have a quick shower and you come back to find the clothes you set out on the bed have been folded and put away again. 

Likes it when *he* gets flowers (really guys appreciate flowers too for real, get your man some flowers)

His favorite way to hold you is your head buried into his chest and his arms around you. Just finds it so cute and also makes him feel big and strong (which he is) you're gonna feel so safe with this man i swear. 

Forehead and cheek kisses are both his favorite to give and receive. 

Big spoon normally but definitely appreciates you being the bigger spoon even if you're way shorter than him and ends up looking like a koala hanging onto a tree. 

If you're being flirted with in front of him he just silently stands behind you rather menacingly until they get the message and leave you alone. Would probably like some reassurance that he is your no1 guy after  :’) but he would never make a scene but if someone tried to touch you he would grab their wrist a little too tightly but would definitely give off the message “try that again and I'm keeping that arm”

Avoids conflict as much as possible but if someone is bothering you he goes into papa bear mode.

If he was being flirted with in front of you he would wrap an arm around you and apologize saying hes taken. If you're not with him he would turn the person down and say he had a girlfriend but he is very flattered. 

If he finds out you like being picked up? Well that's exactly what he's going to do. doesn't matter how much you personally weigh your not heavy to him. Likes to pick you up to kiss him. 10/10 will let you sit on his shoulders just ask. You wanna be carried like a princess? Of course milady your wish is his command. 😚

Works out pretty often, does it to maintain his body shape but also to de-stress. Does a lot of weight training. Will let you watch if you're into that, honestly appreciates the company even if you're not working out with him. Will help you and teach you proper form if you want to learn though! 

Will bench press you if asked lmao 

Is ok with PDA to an extent. Will hug, hold hands and softly kiss you but wont do anything past a gentle kiss. Sorry no public making out with this guy he's not into that.

Not the jealous type but can be a little insecure at times, but the longer your relationship goes on the more he realizes he loves you and the more confident he feels.

He's perpetually stuck in the honeymoon phase of the relationship. 

Pretty much Sergei once he gets a partner:

[falloutjay]

Eric x careless/troublemaker reader, reader was always a crazy kid, she felt no one really understood her, and her only real friend was Esther Stoley, Annie Knitts and Nicole. But Reader has always admired Eric and never gotten why everyone hated him (she finds both Kyle and Wendy very annoying). One day, she finds him and Butters making their next scheme, and she wants in. After an effective day of pranking, they (well Eric but reader likes Butters's company) take her under their wing. They generally start hanging out and starts to be the 'girl' of the main group (she thinks of Stan, Butters and Kenny has her brothers) and she finds Eric and Kyle's banter hilarious. It gets better (for her at least): she always defends him now (be it irrationally, rationally, verbally or physically) like: Heidi tried to warn Reader about Eric...but the poor girl leaves with a broken nose or Wendy was just upset how someone so awful, could have someone advocate for them and starts to plan to tell her about the breast cancer incident when Bebe would tell that it's Y/n and if anything, what she did to him would just make her stay more, making Wendy stop. She was also a big fan of the Coon and would just gush about how cool he was (she does like Wonder Tweek, Mosquito and Toolshed but she loves Coon the best). Everyone was pretty divsive, some people thought it was funny and teased him on it (like: Craig, Stan and Kenny), some people shipped it (like: Clyde, Butters and weirdly Nicole/Tweek), but some people were afraid of those two becoming a couple (Kyle, Heidi and Wendy). Eric is strangely 'no comment'y about all this until one day, Eric is just about to be turned into the principal when suddenly Reader in a elorate plan, knocks out the witness and pins the blame on someone else. After that's over, Reader can't take it anymore and happily asks him to be her partner/boyfriend and Eric proudly accepts and the two go on to create to create anarchy. May others pray for their safety.

Hey guys! It's me! I'm back! :D

I'm still stressed AF, but after my day was really nice, I felt super motivated to finally continue this lovely prompt, so I did.

I'm currently still in the process of moving and my exams are still not over, but I'm trying!

So I hope I can publish the next request soon and I love all you guys, thank you for all the likes, reblogs, follows and most importantly your patience! <3

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Eric Cartman x careless!troublemaker!female!Reader

“Don’t you think that’s a bit extreme Eric?” Butters asked, eyebrow raised as he listened to Erics new pranking plan. “No, it’s not at all, “eXtRemE”.” Eric retorted and shook his head.

They didn’t notice that someone approached them, listening to their plan. “W-well if you say so, I trust you, Eric.” As the fatter one of the two heard a twig snap, his head turned immediately and look at a kid from their class. What was her name again? “Who are you?” Eric asked unimpressed. “Y/N.” She answered dryly.

Butters kept looking between the two, moving his head, whenever someone said something. “What do you want?” “I want in on your plan.” “What makes you think I want someone like you in this? You normally play with the girls.”

“What does that have to do with anything. Just because I hang out with Esther, Annie and Nicole…That changes nothing about the fact that I love what you’re planning here, and I want in.” Eric seemed to think about the proposition for a second.

“Okay. I think I need one more person around here. Butters can barely do one fucking job.” So, he explained the plan to you in big detail. And in your humble opinion, it was brilliant. Once Eric had finished explaining, he looked at you with a sly smile.

“So, what do you think?” You pretended to think for a second, before an evil grin appeared on your face. “Why stop there? We can also pull a prank on the teachers and the school buses if we put in a little more effort.” “Never thought about that one before. I like your way of thinking, Y/N.”

The two looked into each other’s eyes, clearly seeing that mischievous spark in each pair of eyes. Butters watched you in horror, afraid of what he had just now witnessed. “Ohhh hamburgers.”

Y/N became a regular in Stans gang rather fast. Kenny and Stan love her to bits, just like she does. They love hanging out with her and to Kenny she’s like Karen. One thing that Y/N really enjoys is listening to Kyle and Eric's bickering. No matter the topic and no matter how loud or extreme the two get, she just sits there like it’s a cinema and the two are the newest marvel movie. Speaking of superhero movies, South Parks very own heroes are a topic ever so often too. And to Cartman’s delight, his trusted friend loves talking about The Coon. His super-secret hero identity. She would also gush about Wonder Storm, Mosquito and Toolshed but she would always praise The Coon, which is a melody in Cartman’s ears. Another thing Cartman loves about his only female friend is how she loves defending him to anyone. Be it teachers, her fellow girl friends, or anyone else. When Heidi tried to warn her that Eric means bad news, she had to visit the nurse afterwards. Y/N had detention for breaking the poor girl’s nose, but she sure as hell didn’t regret her decision. Even when she was shunned by the girls from there on.

“I just can’t believe her. Maybe she will change her mind when I tell her about the whole Breast cancer thing? You know… It could affect her too, maybe that’s wha-Wendy…” Bebe interrupted her and sighted. “You remember how Heidi was? How every time we said something mean about Cartman, she would only try harder to prove us wrong?” “Of course, I remember. How could I forget.” Wendy mumbled and stabbed her fork through her salad. “If you try to reason with her, she will just hit you with the whole “He isn’t like that”-schtick. You can’t change her mind, okay?” Bebe eyed their classmate who was happily chatting with Eric and Kenny a few tables away. “I guess.” Wendy said defeated and closed her eyes, asking herself how Eric could even make a girl interested in him.

On another table across the cafeteria, Craig and those guys were seated. Oddly enough, their topic was similar. Y/N L/N and Eric Cartman. “I don’t know why but they’d make quite a cute couple you know?” Clyde said with a smile before biting into his burger. “I know, right?” Nicole agreed and to everyone’s surprise, even Tweek nodded along. “I don’t think they’d become a thing though.” Craig mumbled lazily. “Why?” Clyde asked, obviously interested in the gossip.

“Well, Kenny, Stan and I teased him about it in History class, but he keeps saying he doesn’t like her that way.” “Aww, come on Craig, you know very well that he would never admit it just like that. Guys don’t just admit they have a crush. I’m sure he likes her. I mean, she the only one who can stand him for longer than a day.” Nicole commented, a sly smile spread across her face. “I just think the anti-Cartman fraction would rather die than see those two become a thing.” Token commented and his eyes darted across the room, looking at Kyle, Heidi and Wendy. “Well, I guess we will have some funerals to visit sometime soon.” Nicole replied and everyone at their table had to involuntarily smile.

“That’s it. ERIC. To the Principal. Now.” Mister Garrisons voice thundered through the hallways and a confused Y/N closed her locker. She let out a deep sigh, knowing something must have gone wrong with his new plan.

“Guess I gotta bust him out again.”

Knowing the way to the principal by heart she made her way there, only catching a glimpse of the in pink paint and glitter covered Mister Garrison, who kept cursing like crazy.

Y/N happily skipped past the not-occupied secretary desk and took a seat next to Eric. “I already wondered where you are.” Cartman commented unimpressed. “Sorry, I had to look at Garrison for a second. So what went wrong?” “This stupid asshole over there saw me set up the paint bomb in Garrisons locker thing.” The brown-haired whispered and pointed at the kid that was sitting across from them. “Thanks to that asshat, I will probably be suspended for some days or some shit.”

“Okay, I’ll handle it.” The h/c-haired said and got up to go over. She hovered over the boy who was looking up to her. “What?” He asked annoyed. “You’re Jonas Miller, right?” Y/N asked with the sweetest voice she could manage. “Yeah, what makes you care?” He asked, before a fist connected with his face. Surprised by her own strength, he seemed to be dazed and fell onto the other chairs.

“Y/N, what the fuck?” Cartman cried out confused. “Fast, hit me!” She said, not fazed at all. “What? Why?” “God, just do it!” Trusting his mischievous partner Erics fist landed on Y/N pretty face and he even felt a hint of remorse. “Good punch Eric. Now the other side.” Once again, trusting his opposite, he did what was asked. Despite now feeling rather woozy, Y/N grabbed Jonas and laid him down in a different position. She then made Eric kneel next to her and hold her.

“If you ever tell anyone I cried, I will tell everyone about your dirty little secrets, yeah?” Eric nodded, somewhat intimidated, and impressed, watched her do her best to cry heavily.

Hearing the blood-curdling scream, Mister Mackey and the secretary came running, looking at the scene before them. Mister Mackey immediately made sure that everyone was okay, before asking the roughed-up Y/N what happened. With a trembling voice, she answered: “J-Jonas over there did the prank on Mister Garrison and-and tried to pin it on-on Eric. So, I c-came here t-t-to tell everyone t-that Eric was with me t-the whole time. When Jonas n-noticed that, he hit m-m-me and Eric punched him, to-to help me.” The now fully awake again Jonas looked at the girl in horror. “N-No! That’s not the story! I- I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT, M'KAY?!” Mister Mackey interrupted him. “Hitting an innocent girl?! Jonas Miller, you will have to face the consequences!” Y/N still held up her best puppy eyes and Mister Mackey finally turned to the two troublemakers. “Eric, will you bring Y/n to the nurse, please. I will bring Jonas to PC Principal personally, m'kay.” Eric nodded, somewhat petrified, and guided Y/N along the corridors. He felt shocked. He didn’t know why. He never felt this scared before.

Once in the nurse’s office and after Y/N was handed an icepack, she was the first one to speak, once the nurse left them alone.

“You’re so quiet.” She commented dryly. “Thank you.” “For what?” “Getting me out of there. I never- It’s fine, okay? Don’t worry.” Silence fell over the two once more. Y/N just enjoyed the cooling ice on her burning skin and Eric still felt thankful for what she did for him. For him. And no one else. She would have never done this for Kyle. Not for Kenny. She did it for him.

“Hey Eric?” The boy next to her nodded. “You know I wouldn’t have done this for anyone else right?” Eric nodded once more. “Can I ask you for something?” “Of course.”

“You know, I like you a lot. So, would you maybe like to be my boyfriend?”

Bonus:

Eric gave no answer. He just slowly intertwined his fingers with hers and that was answer enough. “Are your cheeks red from blushing or is it from me hitting you?” “Maybe a bit of both.” She laughed and to Eric, it was the most beautiful sound he ever listened to. His girlfriend’s laugh.

Kyle was doing his math homework and started to get annoyed with the harder and harder becoming questions. A vibration ripped him out of his thoughts. He fished for his iPhone without taking his eyes off the paper and unlocked it. The contact read “FATASS” and it was a picture. Kyle's eyes widened in horror as his eyes scanned the picture. It was a picture of a list with dozens of prank ideas. The caption was what truly terrified him. “Me and my GIRLFRIEND brainstormed a bit, hope you’re ready Kahl <3”

Kyle felt like crying. Not only because of his math homework but also because his worst nightmare became a reality. Cartman has a Girlfriend. And it was no other than the infamous Y/N L/N.

[lilyharvord]

Omg describe the parent trap au pls I'm begging you

AH! Okay! I've got five requests... means I have to do it XDDD

(bear in mind I had this idea before broken throne came out and we knew Cori and Shade were a thing)

1. Mare and Cal are still young, they're dealing with the ramifications of everything. Mare gets pregnant, they have twins. Their relationship sort of falls apart... and they go their separate ways, each one taking a twin daughter. Mare to Montfort, Cal to the States

2. Some years later (11) the twin daughters both end up at the same sort of camp thing (not sure exactly what's going on there, but they do). They totally hijack each other and end up being forced into an isolation where they only have each other. Then they realized: HOLY SHIT YOUR MOM IS MY MON AND YOUR DAD IS MY DAD. Then they hatch their "master plan" to get Mare and Cal back together. One daughter Coriane (Cal's) and the other Avery (Mare's) switch places, going back to the opposite parent in hopes that they will have to come back together to switch them back.

3. Shenanigans obviously ensue. And Cori realizes horribly quickly that Mare is dating someone... and Avery kinda didn't know about it. The guy (who is not Tyton because I Would NEVER slander that boi like that) is an asshole period. So Cori has to be a snappy little shit and tries to break them up. I just have this one conversation in my head where the guy confronts her and is like: For your information, I adore your mother, she's exactly the kind of woman I always dreamed of marrying. And Cori just leans forward and goes: and my mother's political and military standing wouldn't have anything to do with that... would it? And he goes from being nice politician guy to straight dick in .2 seconds and leans forward to day: listen here puss, I'm marrying your mother in three weeks, whether you like it or not. Is that clear? And once I do, I'm shipping your ass off to the Lakelands. And that's when Cori sends emergency message number 1 to Avery in the States who has been busy ignoring her panic because she's having the time of her life with her dad.

4. Anyway, Julian is the one that figures it out, cause he follows Avery after she runs out to place an emergency call to Montfort to tell Cori to hang in there. He makes Avery tell Cal and we get the cute scene where she's in his office and she has a little suitcase with her, and he laughs and asks where she is going when she buries her face in his shirt. And all muffled says: I'm going to find Cori. And he laughs again and says: I see Cori, so where is she exactly? And she just kinda sniffles looks up at him and says: In Ascendant, with her mom Mare Barrow. And Cal just kinda of looks up at Julian who gives him that little smile. And then he cups Avery's face, lifts it up to look at her, and says: You're not Cori.... you're Avery? and then he puts it together. They decide to go to Ascendant to switch them back. Cal is low key a wreck all the way there, and Julian goes with them with Sara because he's low key gotta chaperone his stressed out nephew still. (Little does Cal know that Julian, Sara, Cori, and Avery all planned it so that they go to the place Mare/Fiance are looking at for their wedding, without Cal knowing what's happening, and without Mare knowing anything at all.)

5. They all end up there, They get separated from each other for a split second and when they happens, Cal ends up spotting Mare getting into an elevator with her asshole fiancé, and she literally almost falls over leaning to the side making sure she is actually seeing her ex-husband and not a ghost of him induced by her low key guilt over remarrying (especially since who she thinks is Avery has been so very opposed to it). Then Cal goes up (mind you, he may be slightly drunk cause... it's funny in the movie, so it works here) runs into both the girls, and finds out Mare is getting re-married, and they try to convince him to stop it, but he won't hear any of it, and tells them he is only there to switch them back.

6. Cal goes down ahead of the girls, and is in the bar trying to get something to deal with the raging headache he has, and who does he run into but Asshole Fiance who is so freaking excited to realize it's him because wow, political ambitions to the max there.

6. Anyway, they go down to a garden and the girls are sitting there with Julian and Sara, and Mare is literally on the HUNT for Cal. She's so confused why he's here, etc. etc. Then she spots him walking down the stairs of the garden (it can be in slow motion while he's adjusting his jacket if you like 😏) and she literally runs into someone, and ends up in a fountain. Cal pulls her out, and she's just looking up at him shocked and confused, and then the girls show up and explain what they did and Mare's just baffled until she laughs and hugs them both. They sit down, Cal gives her his jacket and they talk for a second and Mare just says: I can't believe this... seeing them together, seeing you again... I just-- And then asshole fiance shows up and is like: FINALLY! There you are! Oh um...oh good, you've met! Honey, I was just speaking with him in the bar and um, we were talking about some trade deals, and um wait, I dont understand how did you two meet? and Mare... why are you all wet? and Mare just looks at Cal and goes: you're doing a political trade deal with my fiancé? and Cal's like: i didn't know he was your fiancé? And then Mare's like hahahaha how did we meet? How did you two meet? And Fiance just goes: Am I missing something here? And Mare going: hahaha this is one small world. Cue Avery popping up near his elbow and saying: Hey. And then him sniffing and going: hello. And then Cori popping up and going: Hi, how's it going? And him having a small freak out before Mare sort of grimaces and says: Um... did I ever mention to you that Avery was a twin? And he's just totally put out and grumbles: you neglected to mention that little detail. And the girls are more than happy to introduce Cal as their dad, and fiancé just goes: well, this is a small world. And Mare just awkward grimaces and says: and getting smaller.

7. Anyway, the girls make them go on a cute little date, and they sort of talk about why they broke up and why she left, and we get my favorite dialogue exchange from any movie every made and Mare says: well, I got on an airship to Montfort, and... you didn't chase after me. And Cal just sort of leans forward and says quietly: I didn't know you wanted me to. Then we cut to the next day, they're agreeing to send the girls back and forth between them for certain things, and then low and behold their trouble making daughters show up wearing identical outfits, and the girls give them their proposal. They will tell them who is who after they go on the camping trip. (Aka the one Mare takes Avery on every year in Paradise Valley). Cal crouches down and says: This one is Cori, I'm sure of it. And the one he's point to who is actually Avery just smirks and says: Are you sure dad? You wouldn't want to take the wrong kid all the way back to Archeon would you? And then they're forced to agree to said camping trip.

8. Cue my absolute favorite part of the 1998 movie, where we cut to the fiancé going: AND WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO FOR FIVE DAYS? STAY HOME AND KNITT? And Mare just turns around and says: listen, we're in a bit of a situation here. And then Cal's coming down the stairs from the Barrow's town house with his backpack like: 🙃 I have such bad timing. And Fiancé turns around and says: hold on, why is he going? And mare's irritated as all get out so she just snorts and says: because it's part of the deal... we go on this trip... together. And then Cal walks up and being the little shit he is says: is there a problem? And the guys just looks him up and down and goes: Yes, as a matter of fact, I'm not so sure I'm okay with this. And Cal immediately knows how to make this man's life fucking miserable, so he says: Oh I completely understand. The ex in the next sleeping bag is just... so awkward. And Mare just puts her head in her hand and Cal gives this guy his best sympathetic grin and says: which is why I suggest you go with them. And the girls in the truck are like: DAD! NO! And Cal's just like: No I insist. And then the guy is walking down the stair, looking for all intents and purposely like a jackass, and Cal's behind him, already trying to contain his laughter. And the guy gets in the truck, looking annoyed as all get out, and the girls are pissed, and Mare's just looking at Cal like: I can't decide if I wanna kill you or laugh with you. And then Cal just pats the side of the truck and says: alright have fun. And the guy kinda leans across Mare and says: I mean on second thought, maybe this isn't the best idea... I mean... I"m not much a... nature person. And Cal's like mock horrified and says: No, no you really should. This is a great opportunity for you to spend time with the girls and get to know them. And then he gives that jack as his prize winning, shit eating grin and says: Cause starting next week, they're half yours. And Mare just sticks her tongue between her teeth with her smile and puts her shades on and drives away. Cue Kilorn coming up next to Cal and smirking with him and saying; Oh I would pay BIG money to see that man climb a mountain.

9. The camping trip goes miserable, they come back early cause the girls create chaos and the fiancé leaves. Delivering the key line: Once we're married, I'm shipping those BRATS off to Tiraxes. Got it? IT's me or them, take your pick.

They come up the stairs to the town house and Cal's there (wearing super comfy clothes) and is mock shocked when he says: what happened? And the Avery just goes: we've been grounded. and Corie comes up behind her saying until the end of the century. And Cal's just like: why? What happened? and Cori says: we played a couple harmless pranks, and [insert fiancé's name] got a little upset. And Mare storms up behind them and says: Upset? A little Upset? Then she glares at the girls and then at Cal and says: But like father like daughters. You're grounding starts now. And the girls go inside, and Mare just kinda stays out there, fiddling with the engagement ring she took off and says: One day I'm going to have to thank them for this. And then Mare and Cal kinda of have a cute little conversation and then that night, they have their little romantic moment where they almost kiss, but then Mare pulls back. The next day, they leave. (At this point they weren't in Ascendant, they were in a smaller Montfort city near Paradise Valley). So Mare goes home. And once she and Avery get there, they walk into their apartment, and Cori's sitting on the couch, and Mare's just like: oh... um hello. And Cori just smiles and says: it took us about two minutes after you left to realize we were never letting you go again. And Mare's like: us? And then Cal comes out, and is like: us. And Then we get my Second favorite dialogue exchange of all time where Mare goes: so what now? Am I supposed to... to say that we're going to work all this out, that we'll... fall in love again and raise out children together and cry hysterically? And Cal just pulls her close with a smile and says: Yes, to all of that. Only you dont have to cry hysterically.

Then we get happy ending cause YAY the girls won and their parents are back together. Anyway, as you can see I've thought about this AU for far too long and I actually came super close to writing it but then decided, eh better not.

[shesclearlya3]

In Case You Don’t Live Forever P.5

epilogue

pairing: Xavier Plympton x Reader

word count: 1,516

warnings: fluff, cuteness, slightly sad, references of smut/murder, a little cheesy not gonna lie, canon(?)

not entirely proof-read. *title inspired by Ben Platt’s song*

part 1 part 2 part 3

June 2019

"KEEP UP! Don't need any of you getting lost, now!"

You could hear Montana in front of the group of children following her to their hiking trail. There were seventeen kids in this group, all of them packed with water bottles, sunscreen, and some with cellphones as they saw the beautiful valleys of California. They talked and laughed excitedly when someone tripped up, and from having a good time.

Xavier held your hand as you followed them, making sure nobody strayed too far from the path. He was wearing designer sunglasses, smiling at everything and anyone when they asked where he got them.

"I know a guy," he'd say. 

Camp Redwood was currently in its fifth successful year. One of the siblings from the 1970 massacre decided to open it up, tearing down most of the original cabins and replacing them with nicer, updated ones. His family was full of successful architects, and they wanted to make something good come out of all the tragedy.

People were very skeptical when the news broke in 2013 that the camp was undergoing repairs and construction. The ones who were old enough to remember everything became the harshest critics. When the camp finally opened the next Summer, the number of kids barely filled a school bus. 

Yet, the six of you were there, offering your services as counselors.

After the first year, more and more kids came. It seemed that the Camp Redwood curse was finally broken, and now the children had sleepaway camp eight weeks during the Summer. In the offseason, it was open to entire families, and every Halloween, there was a haunted house, much to your amusement.

Most of the kids had come back year after year until they were not allowed to go back once they were sixteen. It was hard, growing attached to a kid who would soon be too old to come back. 

Finally, they demolished the original kitchen, much to Xavier's relief.

He never went into much detail about what went down that night, and you never pushed him. When Bertie made an appearance, he spent time with her. You'd explore, or read the limited selection of books, or rest. The others liked to spend time with you, you found a good relationship with Ray and Chet over the years. Montana stopped her killing ways once the year 2000 rolled around. 

Once you officially joined their group, Xavier came clean.

You weren't really shocked at Montana's behavior, and Xavier didn't pretend he was innocent, neither. He didn't mind capturing intruders who raided the camp, playing the "lost boy" to gather their trust, before giving them to Montana. He was angry and vengeful what had happened to him, to Bertie, and temporarily being cooked up.

When you died, that's when he killed people.

It wasn't something he was ever proud of. Your death only brought another slew of people who wanted to test their luck, taking pictures and defacing the property, like it wasn't where you and the others lived their final moments. He stabbed people, slashed their throats, even strangling ones who were particularly feisty. 

Finally, Ray was able to get to him, once again explaining this wouldn't be what you wanted. You still hadn't appeared to any of them, you were in limbo, and it pissed Xavier off. Honestly, none you had figured out why certain people came back, and others didn't. Plympton and Duke both should be happy their malicious spirits didn't pay them a visit. 

You and Xavier liked to say your relationship was going on thirty-four years, at least to your group. There was no way in hell you'd say that to outsiders, they'd think you two were crazy. 

Xavier liked to touch you, kiss your hair, neck, lips, he was a man of affection. The kids would giggle and tease him if they caught you two, and Xavier would only roll his eyes and pretend it didn't bother him, giving them smart-ass replies. It was safe to say Xavier was the favorite. 

You hadn't realized they stopped walking, bumping into Xavier's arm. He laughed, reaching down to pinch your butt. "Earth to y/n, you alright in there?" 

"I'm fine, just thinking," you sighed, leaning your head against him. The kids had begged Montana to stop, as you reached the highest point of the hills. It was a fantastic sight to you, seeing kids see nature for the first time. 

"It's our favorite time of the year. Cheer up, buttercup," Xavier said, speaking loudly just to spite the children. A small group of them turned, wrinkling their noses and saying "eeeewww," 

"Y/n and Xavier sitting in a tree," one kid, Adam, started to sing.

"K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" the rest chimed in, causing you to throw your head back and laugh. Montana grinned from the front. Xavier pouted.

"Oh yeah? Well, you guys sounded horrible, thank god we don't have a choir." Xavier said, already starting a rivalry, and the day had barely begun. 

"How about we continue, Montana?" you chirped, trying not to cackle. Some of Xavier's favorite kids stuck their tongues at him, before everybody shuffled forward, more giggles in the air as a kid already tripped. 

"You are so rude to these kids," you teased him, linking your hands together again. 

"They can handle it, they love me," he mumbled, leaning down to kiss your head. 

-

One of your favorite spots to be with Xavier was on the docks. You were still too high up to place your feet in the water, though. It was lovely sitting there, basking in the moonlight with the love of your life. He held your intertwined hands in his lap, this time leaning his head against you. His blonde hair tickled your nose.

"Xavier?" you whispered.

"y/n?" he replied.

"Do you remember when we said I love you for the first time, together?"

Xavier laughed, "Babe, I remember that day like it was yesterday. What's going on, you've been inside your head all day." he gently squeezed your hand, sitting up. His blue eyes found yours quickly. 

You smiled at his name for you, placing your other hand on top of your connected ones. "I just think about it a lot. You said it took us dying to finally confess our feelings, how long did you... love me?" you asked shyly. 

You knew it was random, bringing this up over thirty-years after it happened. You were just dying to know.

"It was the night you picked me up from Blake's house, remember him?" he asked. You nodded, knowing you wouldn't forget that piece of shit any time soon. "I remember waking up, scared because I didn't know where I was. I had a horrible trip, I didn't want my life to get that bad, you know?" Xavier coughed, trying to hide his discomfort. You squeezed his hand. 

"... He just promised me all of these good things, all of this money that I could use to finally pay off my bills, get us out of our first shitty apartment-"

You frowned, "Xavier-"

"Shh," he said, giving you a gentle smile, "I just... When you picked me up, crying because you didn't know where I was the entire night, smacking me around because you were hurt so badly." he sniffed. "That's when I understood nobody would love me as much as you do."

You had tears in your eyes as you leaned into him, pressing a kiss to his bare shoulder. "I'm sorry for uh, smacking you around," you giggled through your tears. 

"I deserved it, y/n!" he said, cupping your cheeks in his hand before pressing a loud, sloppy kiss to your lips. You were taken by surprise, until-

"EWWWWWWW!" 

You broke away from him, turning to see a small group of kids with flashlights, gawking at the two of you. Xavier smirked, waving at them. 

"That's what you get for eavesdropping!" he called after them after they scurried away, their lights bobbing around in the dark. 

"You just love torturing them, don't you?" you laughed. 

"It's the second-best part of my day,"

"And the first?" you asked, leaning closer to him. Your lips brushed together, feeling the heat bubbling between you and between your legs. 

"In the kitchen with Bertie-" he began, laughing at the surprised look on your face. You went to give him a playful smack, but Xavier disappeared. You looked around, hoping none of the kids had seen that.

"Xavier!" you giggled quietly, trying to hide it. 

"y/n," you heard in your ear, causing you to jump and scream loudly.

"DON'T DO THAT!" you said through your laughter, feeling his arms wrap around you from behind. Xavier helped you up, pressing another kiss to your lips. 

"I'll show you the best part of my day," he mumbled, trailing small kisses from the corner of your lips to your jawline. "Let's hope the others don't take a shower any time soon." 

You and Xavier took off towards the showers, laughing the entire way. 

"I love you more than you'll ever wrap your head around, Xavier Plympton,"

----- THAT’S THE END!

Thank you so much to all of you who supported and loved this story as much as I did. I never thought it would get the attention it received, it was heart-wrenching in so many ways, but I needed this story to be told. The next multi-chapter story will be of Foreign Exchange!Michael. If you want to be on that taglist, let me know!  -----

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[aliteama]

·°˖ @teeteeweetee ✧˖°

Lover

Fushiguro Megumi!

Ok my mind just went straight to Fushiguro, he’s so private and secretive he just wants someone to offer him a shoulder to rest his head on. Your caring nature just draws him in and makes him feel really safe, it’s just a warm aura that makes him want to open up and spill everything he’s been hiding. Would sit next to you and flip all the puzzle pieces up so theyre easier to find or do half of it while you do the other half. I cant picture him playing an instrument (maybe guitar at most) but he’d adore just watching you play your clarinet, probably wouldn’t ask you to teach him because he’s shy when it comes to asking but if you ever offered he’d take you up on it in a heartbeat. Fushiguro was a big bully in middle school so if anyone were to point out your mistakes he wouldn’t hesitate to say something, he’s very blunt and isn’t going to let someone hurt your feelings. He also gives off that ‘Don’t touch my stuff without asking’ vibe so there’d be respective for each others space, he knows you have your things and he has his.

Best Friend

Miwa Kasumi

This would be such a cute friendship, I totally see Miwa playing animal crossing (online time is 140 hours) and visiting your island to take fruits off your trees or gift you items. Miwa can also bring out your more chaotic side, she’s just a ball of energy who rushes around living her best life. Out of all the jjk characters she gives me Indie vibes the most and definitely had a vinyl collection and a record player she lets you borrow. The type to sit next to you while you do a puzzle or knitt and just chatter away to keep you company. Just all in all a really wholesome friendship because she’s so sweet and would take interest in your interests. Miwa really gives me the barnes and nobles membership card too and would totally share her account with you so you guys can order manga online.

Enemy

Sukuna

The mass murderer Sukuna who cares for no-one and inflicts pain upon others for fun. Would insult you and point out flaws on purpose to get a reaction and I just see him getting on your nerves. He genuinely doesn’t care for anyone and wouldn’t hesitate to break ties with people close to him for his own benefit. Really not a good guy to be associated with because you never know what’s the grand scheme of things when it comes to him.

Bonus

Haibara Yu

I know he was in maybe five panels at most but he’s just presented as a really optimistic character who cares for his friends and I can totally see the two of being compatible and worrying about the others when they go off on missions.

[bbutter-jjo]

A Big Ol’ Charlie Brown AU ( Please Read Ahaha)

Kenny Generally the AU’s I think of are very bland and mostly include a different species or something. This time I thought a bit different. I know a lot of artists have drawn in the Charlie Brown style, but I’ve never heard of a Charlie Brown AU. ( If someone has made it please tell me so I can credit em’)

 Of course it centers around the harsh life of an outcast child, Kevin Stoley, often known as a loser among his peers. His only best friend is Bradley Biggle, who’s Kevin’s Twin sister, Esther, has a huge crush on. Kevin himself has a crush on a cute little red haired girl, he doesn’t know her name yet because she just moved to town. He loves her long bright red hair, and she’s always hanging out with the girls. Kevin can’t just focus on girls though, he has to struggle juggling his social life too. Always trying to find solutions to problems and antics.

General Ideas and things to keep in mind:

This Au does have flaws, of course not all the characters will fit in place with the Charlie Brown ones Example: Linus(Bradley) has a big sister, but I feel as Henrietta would not fit as the Lucy character, so I changed it to Lola( this might be changed.) I’d also like to remind you the Peanuts kids were very young, at the start they were 4 years old, and ever grew to be 6. The same is with this they are young.

I’ve loved Peanuts ever since I knew about it. ( I think i was 7..?) And, if you couldn’t tel, I really like South Park. Here’s a think I highly recommend: Go to the Charlie Brown Fandom Wiki, look at all the characters I list OK? Learn the history! You’ll learn so much more than you can imagine! If you don’t know what Peanuts is, either give up, or have a whole lot of fun learning.

Characters! ( There are a few!):

And by a few, I mean a lot. Often when you think Peanuts you think “ Hey aren’t there like, 10 characters? Yeah. But some are forgotten, this is when visiting the CB Fandom Wiki comes in handy, even I had to. How many of you have heard of Shermy? Didn’t think so.

Example of how this goes: South Park- Charlie Brown ; summary of character. ( All the characters are based of the CB version)

Kevin Stoley-Charlie Brown An unlucky kid, with people either hating him or being his friend, no in-between.

Esther Stoley- Sally Brown The twin(younger) sister of Kevin Stoley. Often loving him, and crushing on his best friend.

Bradley Biggle- Linus Van Pelt Bradley is Kevin’s best friend, always trying to keep his hopes up, or being brutally honest with him, he truly is a great friend.

Lola - Lucy Van Pelt In Peanuts she is the big sister of Bradley not this time shut up. Lola is always teasing Kevin, and convincing him the lies she believes because she is older. Lola never feels remorse for what she does to Bradley or Kevin.

Token Black- Franklin Wow, I really stooped low, ahaha. THEY”RE BOTH THE ONLY BLACK KIDS AND THEY ACT SIMILAR OK. Token meets Kevin and is often talking about their dads and grandfathers. Token doesn’t live in the same neighborhood like the other kids do, and thinks all the other kids are weird.

Bebe Stevens - Peppermint Patty Often being seen as the cool kid, she doesn’t mind Kevin and even calls him nicknames, she flirts with Kevin and is always there to help him with his sporting skills. She isn’t too bright of a bulb, but she has enough energy to fill in that gap.

Wendy Testsaburger - Marcie The smartest and most mature of the kids, Wendy often sticks by Bebe’s side, and helps her with her homework, telling her the right thing to do, and keeping Bebe in line. She never separates from Bebe.

Annie Knitts - Frieda Always talking bout her ‘naturally curly hair’, Annie always is complaining about a certain someone’s dusty and dirty person, though she might be crushing on him. She is on neutral terms with Kevin. But will not hesitate on making fun of him with the other girls.

DogPoo - PigPen WOW HOW DID I MAKE THIS COMPARISON ITS SO OUT OF NOWHERE HUH. Just kidding! It’s obvious the original DogPoo was based of PigPen, often being seen with a cloud of dirt that makes being cringe and cough, he doesn’t mind his filthiness, and once he washes he immediately becomes dirty. He is great pals with Kevin, never even teasing him, and plays baseball with him.

Craig Tucker - Shermy Always being seen as a better and more successful than Kevin ever could, even having a boyfriend, and being amazing at sports and kite-flying. He tries not to rub it in Kevin’s face, but ends up doing it anyways.

Tweek Tweak - Schroeder and Patty I was very torn on the decision for Tweek’s character. But I was set on having Craig be based off of Shermy I also needed him to be Patty. In the comic Patty dates Shermy and I needed that to be indicated. The other character, Schroeder is the piano kid, and uh, y’know why. Schroeder is often being annoyed by Lola, but I am taking out that aspect. Other than that chunk of information, Tweek is a boy who teases Kevin sometimes, but not always, he also loves piano and it helps calm himself from the stressful life.

Clyde Donovan - Violet Gray Always smack-talking Kevin because he thinks so highly of himself, he always brags and boasts, his best friend is Tweek and they will often bully Kevin together, Tweek doesn’t do much though because he’s playing piano. Clyde takes pride in having a dad who works well in business and will often bring it up.

Kenny McCormick - 555 95472 He is forgotten. 

I will be working on this much more, and even intend to make a few comic strips!THIS IS JUST GETTING STARTED!

[basketballandtextbooks]

What is the ship you think most likely to become cannon next? (Besides stendy, they're too on and off)

Stendy’s already canon lol, being currently off doesnt change that

I have this super unpopular opinion that I actually don’t want any of my ships to become canon. matt and trey are good at writing a lot of things but a long term relationship isn’t one of them (they are literally repeating tropes they’ve used for stendy into their current creek episodes). They only know how to write two types of couples and they don’t put a lot of thought into the characters they’ve built, so frequently the way they make something canon or the follow through of the relationship will either be uncomfortable or repetitive

That said the phrasing of the question is the most likely to become canon. I don’t think they’ll ever commit to a homo relationship with any of the main four boys (and i don’t really want them to because again, they’re bad at it). So I think the most likely is another one off girlfriend. Like Kenny or Kyle adding another to their lists of ex’s (although funny enough Kenny’s list is shorter than Kyle’s even though he’s the one with the slutty reputation). It’d be pretty impossible to predict the girl because they’re normally one-episode characters who are introduced and subsequently forgotten, but it’s possible they’ll involve a character like Annie Knitts.

Personally I’d like to see Kychole become canon. Tokole is adorable and I like it but it always makes me really uncomfortable the racist origins of their relationship. (cupid cartman is a menace) and Kyle had a really cute rapport with Nichole.

[softly-speaking-valkyrie]

I didn't realise it was just a cute harmless thing. "sigh" could you have maybe just said it was that, like when I asked about her gf you could have said "No, she doesn't have a canon gf, but I like to imagine she has one." Sorry, I just didn't pick up that.

Literally what I said to your second ask was:

“Yes, that’s Glimmer’s Aunt Castaspella. And no she doesn’t have a canonical gf, but Noelle said they’re all gay until they come out the straight closet, so that means Castaspella has a girlfriend! 

And plus, she knitts. She’s gay as fuck!”

See the shit in bold? I think that says it all here.

[dazlinn909]

18+ gender bent role play anyone??? Multiple characters cause I obviously can give you their back storyline you just get into it

We can turn the girls into boys to make it equal lol

Stacy Marsh vegetarian cause she loves animals that much and bipolar depression af definitely has her bad days. Drinks to get wreckity wrecked and forgetti she's depressed then cuddles on her bestie who's in love with her which she low key knows but also knows she'll get cuddles and to call her ex to cry at him. Classic scared of being gay so she denies it.

Wendel Testaburger being mad his drunk ex Stacy who keeps calling him and saying she loves then hates him lol. Very smart guy will argue with anyone who's wrong. Still goes to the gym with the guys. Maybe plays soccer or runs or one of those or multiple active things.

Kylie Brovloski who is very in love with Stacy of course she's still mad about it but that never stops her from cuddling her depressed in gay denial friend. Is just like her mother and she hates when her sibling points it out but obvious mom friend of group. Stubborn no matter what gender.

Bailey Stevens being a pussy destroyer lmao. Of course he's a pretty boy and he knows it/that guy who's always fixing his hair. I don't like working out but I look hot so I do it type. Knows all the lastest gossip somehow. Pretty much runs in opposite direction after hooking up with Red first cause afraid of losing his playboy rep.

(but I also think bebe and red is a cute ship the gay guy drama we all crave)

Red(since it's a nickname)McArthur gets the yaoi treatment in 4th grade with Andrew Knitts. Unlike regular universe they don't actually fall in love. To aggressive for Andrew. It did ruin his actual relationship with Kimi Stoley which helped fuel aggression towards Andrew. Sports/any active activities are his favorite. I rock my maw hawk what do you mean it's outta style? Tells Bailey he can either get bitches or be his bitch~. After they've both comes to terms with their sexual issues.

Cristi Tucker also will allow Cris as a nickname only cause it sounds manly and fuck gender norms. Can and will kick most men's asses especially when provoked which doesn't take much. Can't even fake any fucks to give. Likes blondes girls and guniea pigs. Is cursed with tits just because she wish she had none girl life. What's wrong with liking two girls.

Tweek Tweak/they name their child that no matter what. Likes coffee still likes her best friend who likes her back but they weren't forced to get together so they're both very shy and beat around the bush about it. Squishmellow addict, sending tik toks at ungodly hours girl.

Kenya McCormick of course flirts with everyone likes all genders but especially Cristi and happily hooks up with her when given the opportunity. Gets drunk with Stacy on fun girls nights. Is a hippie Erica tells her all time, but will fuck you up if you mess with her siblings. Smokes weed and will listen to Mr Marsh rant much to Stacy's annoyance but free joint or few best kind too always poor girl.

If you read all these and it gets enough likes I could do the other ladies in (Craig's gang) and the rest of the guys.

[minoanwoman]

Kirika the pocket unicorn.... I enjoy making this amazing pattern from @amigurumei

[theinsanecrayonbox]

Dadlantis/Knitwits

well, i hope these are the right reviews for last night’s episodes. TVGuide said it should be Dimmsdale’s Got Talent (which belongs with Knitwits), but butch said it was Dadlantis and he was right the last time concerning Crockin the House so...

Dadlantis:

Mermaid!Timmy on the titlecard, like whaaaaat???? What’s with the sudden influx of putting Timmy into “girl attire”?? Nothing wrong with it, but it just seems so far left field and unprompted. Yeah we had it happen once or twice in the past as a gag, but how many episodes has it happened in now in this one season alone?? (no seriously, since this is an episode I found leaked, I don’t know which episodes have aired before this one has, so my numbers are skewed). It just seems weird to suddenly be a thing…

 Ok I loved how they brought back the old gaming music…until I saw the game. I know it’s probably meant as a Mario spoof in part, but still…not even 5 seconds into the episode and toilet humor…uhg! The music had me so pumped, then you ruined it.

 I actually love the plot setup. Mundane problem: clean up the ocean science project. Chloe deciding to use her magic to make it harder but do better, and Tim going “yeah no, I’m lazy”. It’s great! Also love that Chloe believes in mermaids ^^ (she didn’t believe in aliens so…can’t guarantee she’ll believe in any sort of cryptid)

 The fishbowl=toilet though…yeah…proper fish care is totally important, but another toilet joke so soon…uhg…

 It’s the return of Dad’s bongos! Idk about the “abandoned mine shaft your mother hid them in” was really necessary, but I’ll let it slide for a good call back.  Bongo-quake though…not as good, but I’ll still let it slide, because maybe it’s plot device

 Pointless Crocker, take a shot (thank ra I don’t drink or these episodes would kill me some days…)

 Oh wow, we get some interior looks at the Turner house. That’s really neat! We do rarely see any hallways, and I think we’ve only seen Mom and Dad’s room like twice. We need a good floor plan, just saying

*files away “Bongo-lodesh” for Superverse purposes later…*

 I did like Dad’s whole running away speech. It was very 7 year old, but it was cute and funny. And spare ribs are so totally worth coming back for lol

 And he actually becomes mermaid-nice!! Accidentally called “Tina”, ok…called a knockout ^^;;; … “get out of this bikini top” lol.  But you know, since Chloe wished they were mermaids it totally makes sense, so I like it. Tina Turntrout now has to be a thing.

 Neptuna King of Atlantis??? What happened to Greg?? Is he no longer in charge? Was he not in charge to begin with? Are these a new faction of merfolks because they are red finned, whereas Greg’s people were all green??? I mean Neptuna has the right skintone and hair colors/styles to fit in Wet Willie…and Gary even has Dwight’s hair style…

 Also, bit creepy how everyone keeps saying Tim’s such a pretty mermaid…though I guess he is wearing the seashell bra so he has a bust whereas Chloe’s got a band and it’s flat, so that makes sense ^^; “no dude I’m a dude” yeah…you’re probably going to end up as a seahorse now man ^^;; but then trying to hook up prince lonely Gary with Timmy ^^; wow. I mean I love it, still a tad creepy, but think of all the development this gives the Superverse for undersea lands

 Scalding hot soup, in a bowl, underwater…well I guess we’re using Spongebob logic here

 “We’re about to get a bad grade on our science project AND your dad’s about to be eaten by a clam! I don’t know which is worse!!” Chloe subscribes to the Hermione method of prioritizing lol

 “I could end up the world’s biggest pearl” I feel like that’s the door opening for a SU mashup

 I love how Tim and Chloe were on eth same page about the plan even before saying it. They really are starting to get one another aren’t they.

 Dad’s list of demands is a cliche gag, but we’ll roll with it. As is the ending; of course what caused the problem in the first place is what fixes it, and thus Dad learns nothing from his mistakes because in saving the day he is validated as right and nothing wrong he did before counts anymore

 “You get to marry Gary” lol yeah no *still jots notes about Gary down for Superverse*

 And more pointless Crocker, oh boy…but hey another call back to Dad’s bongo cds

 So this episode was actually very enjoyable! Even though it messes up previous canons (why did no one in Atlantis recognize Cosmo as the great destroyer?? Is this a different Atlantis then?? (I’m voting yes) because it’s established so many times he ruined Atlantis, it just feels wrong not to address that…the plot itself was sort of contrived, but it was fun enough. Also mermaid!Timmy was great.

 I am totally having these red merfolks be a different faction from the green merfolk in Superverse, so be prepared for Dwight to get his “Black Manta” at some point now, and by some point I mean later. be on the lookout

Knitt-Wits:

Ok I admit, after seeing the title for this one I got sort of excited, because I enjoy knitting. The thought of Chloe trying to rope Tim into knitting was me pumped…and then I read the synopsis, and…yeah, not the case. But I’m still looking forward to seeing what does happen at least…

 That is a really nice pillow fort, like for reals. Also got a giggle out of “Sir Sucks-a-lot”

 Heehee Chloe not wanting to be a “damsel in distress” because she’s a “strong and empowered woman of the new millennium”. I like it, it shows character, but like, we have seen her as a damsel in distress a few times, so it shows something she’s wanting to overcome too. But like, I always try to show Chloe as a capable young adult, so it’s nice that the sentiment is shared. And back to Timmy in drag. I am liking the new girly hair though *takes notes* but their matching outfits are cute ^^

 Dad blatantly ignoring/glossing over the “strange talking inanimate objects” yup…

 Bathroom joke…take a shot

 But Chloe sweetie, that 7 degrees of separation was a slight stretch…but I totally relate to that! Thoughts going a mile a minute, so you jump from one thing to the next and it doesn’t seem connected but is. Also, who knew Chloe wanted to sing (karaoke battles with Francis to BrittneyBrittney songs seems far more plausible now)

 And welcome to the plot. Dad can’t spell so they go on a knitting cruise instead of a knight cruise. Contrive plot? Oh yeah. But let’s see how it plays out…

 50 shades pun, omr ^^;;; it’s a good one though, so points

 OH! It’s her one-woman show!! I totally forgot about that from Nuts and Dangerous. Du Chloe wants to be a singer, silly brain

 So now Cosmo and Wanda want to renew their vows just like Mom and Dad. Hm….could this be a call back to the fact that their wedding anniversaries are supposed to be the same day??? Probably not, since that factoid had been retconned once I think, but still

 Random Wandissimo???? O.o when did he start wearing a belt…and also, why are you even here??? I mean, nice to see you because it’s been AGES, but really dude? Why??? Butt joke! But man, has Wandissimo really been reduced to a one-note character…he’s getting into (or even past) stalker-territory like Tootie was, and we all know what happened to her…

 Mr .Bickles???? Wow, we’re just dragging back all the old flamboyant characters aren’t we (so where is my Sanjay??)

 Random Catman???? How many more characters can we cram into this??? I mean, at least Catman makes sense, since he’s the right age for this, and all eth yarn. But holy cameos Catman! And Wandergal and Don return too…huh…GAAAAHHHH!!! THEY CHANGED WANDERGAL’S COLORS!!!!! I know I already freaked about this, but that is a SERIOUS change, not “Veronica’s eyes are pink for 5 frames” change, but she’s like a completely DIFFERENT character with those colors. That’s just WRONG! She looks like the granny version of Goldenlocks now color wise, and that is wrong! I just…UHG! Can’t even stay on model when you created the character not but a handful of episodes earlier. Major point loss here >> (this might have just ruined the whole episode for me)

 Too many plots with separate problems. So yes Tim give us the blanket wish to fix everything…but also probably make it worse…oh no, it actually made it better for once. Nice.

 And Catman marries (not really) Wandergal in the end?? Idk how legally binding that is since he’s a 10-12 year old boy, just saying…

 So over all, this was 110% filler. It started off cute and tolerateable, but had far too many plot threads, too many pointless/random characters, and they colored Wandergal incorrectly.

I feel putting these two episodes together was a very bad choice. Neither of them are super great, and when you put them together, it’s just a big let down. Not that Dimmsdale’s Got Talent balances Knitwits, but Chloe Rules is a pretty good one. but i guess looking at their counter episodes, they went and skipped all the Kevin episodes because Kevin hasn’t been revealed yet. which is so stupid. just give up Kevin already and stop screwing up the airing order.

[minoanwoman]

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