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ineed-to-sleep · 8 months

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So I've had this wip sitting in my folders for months now and decided to ressurect it to satiate the urge to draw these two again

#I actually finished a wip after abandoning it for so long alright iconic moment for me personally #this is them in the cab coming back from the warrens after getting their asses handed to them by all the szlachta #she handled herself a lil better but vincent is squishy and almost died like. 10 times #vtm #vtmb #the fledgling #brujah #oc.vince #oc.pepper #ship: viper #sleepyscribble #she looks a lil sad bc yk she nearly lost the dude and she starts realizing she liiikes hiiiiiim teehee #she legit doesn't know what she would do if she rlly lost him #but she doesn't think she's in love ofc ofc it's just that yk he's the only person she really feels like she can trust #and the only one she feels really good around and who she feels she could tell anything to #and tbh she hasn't felt this way with anyone else in a long long time even before she became undead and had to deal w the other kindred #but that's normal for a friendship yk this is just a really strong friendship why ruin it with romance right that's stupid #no she wasn't watching him take his shirt off with her eyes almost popping out of her skull the other day shhh that didn't happen #she doesn't even remember he has freckles on his back and a scar on his shoulder. the left one. she doesn't remember she wasn't even lookin #ANYWAY no lust no feelings she's fine don't worry abt it 👍🏻#viper art

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footballshowrot · 1 year

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having a normal one👍

#kinda cant believe we got a jamie crying scene and it was like That #i know it was kinda played for laughs (on the silly football comedy show?? noooooooo. shocker! shhh shhhhhh) but his reaction.....maaaaaaan #very unexpected. ig the only other time we've seen him cry was when he was in shock and also surrounded by a fuck ton of people #he was probably stifling that shit. versus it being with roy. he just kinda melts man. maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan #i know its like boiling point shit. having functioning relationships on the team at stake. the man city match. everything swirling #but just that versus him watchin the movie with the team like😐😐😐its just so telling innit #MR FACADE IN THE HOUSE. i don't know....hmmmmmmmmmm.....hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm #hes not got the words for it. is what im tryin to get at. (looks like i dont have the words for it either lmaooo)#his i dont knows and the comments about his dad stamping out his softness......😮‍💨when it bubbles up its like where do i put this #i havent slept maybe i will try and graft this into an actual tangible paragraph or maybe i will say fuck it and cave and write a fic #or maybe i will continue communicating thru impact font memes yeeeeaaaaaaa #jamie tartt #ted lasso #rot riffing

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djevelbl · 12 days

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Kill the cringe cop in your head, do what makes you happy.

#just don't like. hurt ppl or yourself??? on purpose?????#that's it that's the only stipulation. and it's on a case-by-case basis #<- said like a true enjoyer of r/prorevenge #half of 'em posts are a creative writing exercise anyway #and that's fine #it's alright #all they need to bring to the table is the third party enjoyment of destroying an asshole's whole life deservedly. not honesty #honesty is just a pretty little nice bonus!#anyway #demon rambles™#also do i think IM!Cup would be THAT flirty?? nah #i read it a little more like condescension than outright flirting bc as the reader you're supposed to be in the same shithole as him #idk he gives me the vibe of somebody who's more lenient to himself than to strangers bc he KNOWS his own circumstances #for all he knows you might ACTUALLY deserve the devil's contract. though I don't think I'm gonna go down that route tbh #also I'm just gonna do this in the background of other stuff bc it is a HEFTY thing to get into lmaooo #I'd have to make illustrations to be pictures he sends u. I'd have to design dates (which would just be reader insert fics ngl) etc etc #it's a LOT of work but it's gonna be fun as hell!#also I'm planning to do it with all main characters + some of the fan favorite side ones (and my personal favorites thrown in as well shhh)#so it'd be cup mugs bends boris holly alice felix fanny oswald and whichever else i decide to throw at the wall to see if they stick idk #inky mystery #bendy and boris in the inky mystery #babitim #the inky mystery #also is cup's accent a little TOO strong there?? idk if I'm willing to change it but I'll DEFINITELY consider it #i can also consider changing the tagging for the characters in case y'all are uncomfortable with the 18+ tag #either way not everyone will have that one! bc that's a completely optional tag on mechat anyway #ok yea im done yapping byeee

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pregtboy · 2 years

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stuffing a skinny, narrow-hipped boy so full of so many babies that the span of his hips becomes wide enough to get stuck in doorways, and after nine months of carrying all those babies and eventually giving birth to them he'll never be able to brag about his slender hips again

#txt #mine #boy #pregnancy kink #tmpreg #multiples #boys with enormous hips are the cutest like awww your body was literally made to push out baby after baby and it shows 🥺#boys with huge breeding hips deserve big ol heavy baby bellies to rest between them!#love a boy whose fertile body tells you everything you need to know about him #like awww shhh baby i already know you wanna be kept constantly pregnant #you don't even need to tell me i can already tell just by looking at those childbearing hips #dom pov #btw this ain't d3trans. boys w big hips are still boys

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nostalgia-tblr · 24 days

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i'm going to post the last part of the thing today, i almost never get to post parts of anything, this is so exciting, omg.

#i did post the sifki week fic in 2 chapters but i posted them at the same time so it doesn't count #that was just for ease of scrolling as 8800 words felt a bit long #(aside: how the fuck did that fic end up so long?)#anyway the main plot's over so the last part is a bit epiloguey but i had Hanging Plot Threads to deal with #it's one of them 'Epilogue-With-A-Baby' things (of course it is!) which i don't think i've done before #the winter of their discontent is gonna be made glorious summer omg tune in later to find out how and why and that sort of thing!!!#(yes of course i made sure to make it end in summer what do you take me for)#THIS IS MY SECOND LONGEST FIC BTW I'M SO PLEASED WITH MY OWN SELF #shhh this is very exciting for me!!! and thor's already dead so i don't have to worry about the readers being upset about that now!!!#(in my last multichapter i killed him at the end. not the sifki one. that one ends with merely the promise of his later death.)#(I DOn'T ENJOY KILLING THOR HE'S JUST SURPRISINGLY FRAGILE okay???)#(well that and sometimes you need to just. you know. bump the line of succession along a bit for plot reasons.)#(IF HE DIDN'T WANT KILLED SO MUCH THEN WHY IS HE THE OLDEST? HE COULD HAVE CHOSE NOT TO BE. LIKE LOKI DID.)#(BUT lo0ok this time he died before teh fic started so in a way that means he is SAFE from me he is IMMUNE to death. by being dead.)#ANYWHO!!!!

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sysig · 9 months

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We are both exhausted

#WPVG #WPUT #Skin of the teeth #After losing twice before shhh I totally did it on purpose so I could see his dialogue that's totally why #I am not very good at bullet hells lol #Probably doesn't help that I haven't actually played in a while either lol #Also I hung out with him instead of going on a date! No!!#I mean #I'm fine with it lol I just want there to be more confusion #I did flirt with him tho... I guess only in the first two fights?#It feels really funny for him to clarify that he's giving me his phone number platonically when we haven't even gone on a date lol #Well now I /have/ to replay I must date the skeleton even though I know he'll reject me lol #The only reason to replay Undertale after getting a Pacifist Run #How serious am I? Even I don't know yet lol #I have been considering trying to get a Neutral Run but it feels....weird #Like I'd have to pick someone to kill intentionally :/

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beast-feast · 5 months

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The add-ons to my f/o list would would go crazy if I included the complexities of some of these bitches!

#apologies it is almost six am for me i only slept to get rid of a migraine #and am about to finally crash again but iunno like. casual crushing isn't a common thing i do #but i sure have been doing apparently snrk. also just wanna beat up a certain Green Dickhead but shhh 😊#don't tell him or else he'll know I'm coming to throw him thru a hoop baller style #not art #fruit moments with hex #technically even if it isn't like. my normal GRRR THEY'RE SO BABYGIRL I LOVE THEM GRAAAAGH snrk

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magentagalaxies · 6 months

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the number of times i have cried over an old man in the past twenty four hours is not FAIR (/lighthearted but also this is definitely because i'm so stressed)

#been going through some shit for the past two months #imagine telling april 2023 jessamine ''one year from now not only will you be actual friends with bruce mcculloch #but you'll also be bringing him to a zoom meeting with the department heads at your college who have been gaslighting you for 2 months''#2023 jess would just be like ''yay kith friends WAIT WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN MY COLLEGE IS GASLIGHTING ME''#and then i'd be like ''yeah it's a thing that's happening don't worry about it bc during that time you also got to go on tour with scott''#and 2023 jess would be like ''omg holy shit no way that's incredible!!! but still WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN MY COLLEGE--''#''shhh 2023 jess we're dealing with it. yeah the stress led to an identity crisis and severely disrupted my sleep schedule #but also it led to a very funny bellini email that's now in my screenshot hall of fame!!#tho you also cried over a screenshot of a text conversation with scott last night bc you miss him and he's also been dealing with #your school's bullshit almost as much as you have''#and 2023 jess would be like ''WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID ANY OF THIS HAPPEN'' and i'd just be like that's what i want to know!!!#gripping my desk til my knuckles turn white like ''i only have to be here one more month pls let me make it through april''#anyway this is a vent but also hopefully once all this bullshit is behind us this can me a mini-arc in the documentary #bc oh my god it's so ridiculous. and it's kind of a funny situation when you're not living in the center of it

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silverselfshippingchaos · 8 months

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i hate s.eifer a.lmasy so much

#that was a lie #i need him carnally actually #ahem sorry what HAHAHAHAA #ash rambles 💚#he is so... AHSKHSKAHAKAHSJWJSJAHSJWJSJWHSJQHSNWJRUJWHEJW #i know he's an asshole but shhh he's sooo dreamyyyy!!!!#i don't support the chaining s.quall up and torturing him but um #heck #s.eifer in the mobile games... him always talking about how he wants to be a knight and protect the people he holds dear...#also he's really handsome did i mention that #thank you s.quall soooo much for cutting his face in the intro of the game since that facial scar does him soooo good #ahsjabdnsbdjwhdb i feel like this gush post is all over the place but s.eifer turns me into mush #however my s/i for him is so cool! she's so stylish! and also she has guns! two of them! and lots of earrings and a cool outfit and stuff!!#she's a member of the main party so s.eifer is her enemy for like. the whole game #(but she has a crush on him and her friends tease about it often)#however in the ending cutscene you see them hug! they get together a bit after the game! they have a lot of recovering to do together #considering that they've both been enrolled in Mercenary School since they were very very young-#but heck. i hate him (i really love him so much but i'm stubborn and just saying it makes me smile)#he's handsome and strong... and kind.. actually no he's not #but shhh whatever i love him anyway!! he may be a questionable villain but he's MY questionable villain #also hehe i used tiny s.eifer for this post #look at him. look at how small he is. he's so cute

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realmsalot · 2 years

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Finally drew a 2012 Leo that I'm happy with! Now I just need to do the rest...

#the 12 turtles are most likely diamondback terrapins #so i decided to give him spots in the shape of diamonds #i know actual diamondback terrapins don't have diamond spots but SHHH #tmnt 2k12 #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2012 fanart #2012 leo #12 leo #tmnt fanart #tmnt #leonardo tmnt #realms art #ignore my rambling

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dylanconrique · 2 years

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everyone wants chenford's first i love you to be in the documentary ep, while i on the other hand am like "mmm.... no" 😌

#*and this is icarly!#IT'S NOT ROMANTICALLLY FITTING ENOUGH FOR ME OKAY???#don't get me wrong relieved 'i love you' after one half of your otp thinks they've lost the other ALWAYS EATS #but i personally have not been a fan of the previous documentary eps so it'd kill the vibe for me if they said those 3 little words 5x18 #now.. PET NAMES HOWEVER #BABY #SWEETHEART #HONEY #tim reassuring lucy over and over again while she clings to him like 'shhh baby it's okay i'm okay'#i hope they'll save their first i love you's for one of the finale two eps honestly #but that's just me #the rookie #5x18 #tim bradford #lucy chen #chenford #otp: you know me so well

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kiribread · 1 year

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Bnha manga spoilers

I find it rlly funny for some reason that this arc is kinda starting to come to a close with the catching-up-with-the-todoroki's battle concluding and the lets-go-lesbians fight following soon but there's a few battles we haven't even SEEN yet 💀

like we have barely seen anything about aoyama's and sero's battles aside from a few panels 💀. Hell we don't even know whose the villain in sero's, ojiro's and sato's battle 😭.

Ik we're going to get to them at some point but it's still funny 💀

#Hehehe #Im rlly curious about the aoyama battle mainly bc i love fatgum and i want to know more about the villain there #Their quirk looks cool but im also a sucker for plant powers 💀#Also i don't talk about fatgum enough anymore i should talk about him more #Ryukyu too but speaking of her where is she 😭?#I feel like she's going to pop up eventually but who knows #I originally thought she would but at the mt lady battle since i think she deals with giantgatification quirks a lot #Ik i spelt that wrong shhh... 😭💀#Also didn't horikoshi comment that sero would have a big moment at some point?#Im like 99% sure he did but i could be wrong #Im wondering if the villain there is going to be one we met before or not #Im thinking it's going to either a villain mentioned in pass chapters or a completely new one #bnha spoilers #mha spoilers

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squirrelno2 · 1 year

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i’m so sorry for arrowposting but like every month i go through a period of mourning because i think about the fact that oliver/diggle should have been a popular ship from the very start of season one but the fandom continually slept on it because god forbid we have a popular ship with a Black man

#i am putting myself through a rewatch because ??? but anyway it means I have receipts #there's parallels damn it. if the fandom had jumped on this we might have gotten queerbaited by arrow too #arrow #also i know in later seasons they just call him john and do away with calling him by his last name but i'm less familiar with those so shhh #anyway this is number one on my list of things to point to when other fans act like shipping two white men means fandom is sooo progressive #the way you all treated every Black man on that show? shameful. don't even get me started on the hate for curtis #there's a reason i never engaged with the arrowverse online

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fazcinatingblog · 2 years

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What my fanfics are like now: 500 think pieces describing Faz's wedding preparation and life as a married man

What my fanfics would've been if I was writing in 2019: the night Daisy Thomas drank six wines at a charity night (what really happened)

#fic tag #see how I've grown since lockdown!!!!!!#I've matured #I've gotten better at writing through actually sitting down and writing #amazing #(shhh don't point out how bad my fics are just go with it)#(also don't point out that I'm definitely going to post a fic about Daisy drinking six wines at a charity night)#it was a cold and stormy June night..... Daisy headed out for the annual charity bonanza hosted by his best friend #one drink in... Daisy was fine he was chatting up the barmaid and getting extra canapes from the waitresses #two drinks in... he was fine and showing pictures of his children to anyone who will listen #three drinks in... he's feeling a bit lightheaded but pushes on and gets a fourth #then he's talking in a loud voice and bad mouthing brendan Bolton and the game plan #and how he used to be a star and the best player in the league 'you know what we need? a coach like ross Lyon! he knew what to do!'#fifth wine and Daisy's sitting down at the singles table arms around the guy next to him 'so which lady you taking home tonight'#they're watching the girls on the dance floor #'dance with me' says Daisy to the other guy #with another wine in his hand Daisy leads the guy to the dance floor and twirls him around #'i think I'd prefer to----' the guy starts but catches Daisy's eyes 'oh you have lovely blue eyes'

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nebulouscoffee · 11 days

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You ever just have a conversation with someone who treats you like absolute garbage (and doesn't and will never understand this) and watch them walk away having "won" the argument (because you let them) (because fighting back would really just make everything worse so you pretend to agree for self preservation purposes) while thinking "ooohoohoo well little do you know I'll be processing alllllll of this through my silly little space fanfictions"

#and dozens of internet people will read it!! dozens!! :D #(ok jokes aside this post really isn't a cry for help or anything don't worry lol)#I just vow to write pretenders!grak learning to be like. 5% more considerate of the damage self destructive behaviour does to others #for all the people I know irl who will literally never do the same (:#(I do this in siskofics too but that's a different story because unlike grak I'm not going to make him behave outright toxically but still)#((come to think of it I do this in kirad@x fics as well... and that one where ez joined section31))#(((wow this whole fan fiction thing really has just been one big long projection project hasn't it)))#post unconnected to tags #at least my characters can get the catharsis of replying honestly <3 #anyway all of this rambly nonsense to say....... Pretenders update this weekend maybe??? (After well over a year?? SHHH)#my fics

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ineffable-gallimaufry · 2 months

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the hard part now of getting eatwd into the place where it needs to be is simply just. .. transposing the characters in tma into night vale. like they're literally so shaped by their specific relationships with the fears that to create a reality in which they don't live in that context creates essentially entirely different characters. pretty wacky

#this is spoilers but shhh #eatwd #eyes all the way down #like who even is jon without the experience with mr spider? without the relationship with the eye?#i mean hell. who even is tim. he's literally shaped by such a degree by his brother's death by the stranger #who would he be without that? who would elias be if he was never taken over by jonah #he wouldn't be picked to be head of the institute probably but also. would james wright even be chosen if not for elias?#*jonah lol i think of him as elias because that's how i know him. only proving my point tbh #like literally this is very difficult #also because i gotta extrapolate a weirder london but like. they don't talk about london in wtnv #it does exist. it's mentioned in the life of frank chen and in part one of eGemony (it doesn't have a soul is all we get from that)#and it's mentioned KINDA in the broadcaster because they refer to albert einstein's run in annie get your gun being on west end (in london)#though that doesn't give us too much either #it's difficult. i'll figure it out but augh #also while i was trying to find something out i saw someone complaining that wtnv is ''too conservative ''#because like... they apparently missed the part where the whole fucking point is that it's satire? idk. it bugged me a bit #unrelated. but still. also wtf do you mean cecil and steve should have kept hating each other? do you hate abby???#like holy fuck is that a reading that seems to ignore the entire reason of the problem because it's funnier when cecil hates him ig??#it's not like cecil even stopped being a hater. telly the barber is still in the fucking desert

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