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galaxyspeaking · 1 year

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He’s filled his house with chintz. To keep it real I fuck him on the floor.

#good omens #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley #crowley x aziraphale #I know that’s not exactly the quote but fuck it we ball #unable and unwilling to get them out of my head

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delioncourtes · 1 year

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We don't need Heaven, we don't need Hell, they're toxic. We need to get away from them, just be an us. You and me, what do you say?

GOOD OMENS - 2.06 Every Day

#goodomensedit #good omens #userange #userlauren #useremi #crowley #ineffable husbands #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 spoilers #good omens 2x06 #*#shows #long post #i know it's already been giffed a million times and this is ugly. but i had to get it out of my system #now i can finally move on #(<- me when i lie)

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idliketobeatree · 6 months

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i'll give you a boop, anywhere you wanna go.

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chloesimaginationthings · 7 months

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Abby has an important FNAF question for Glamrock Freddy

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #abby schmidt #fnaf gregory #glamrock freddy #glamrock bonnie #fnaf #fnaf movie #security breach #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #Abby just wanted to know where her fave was at 😭#she didn’t mean to make Freddy sad #Gregory knows by now not to bring up Bonnie around Freddy #‘I miss my husband Abby I miss him a lot I’ll be back’#finally Glamrock Bonnie mentioned AND TRULY only mentioned BAHA #one day I’ll draw Glamrock Bonnie will he be okay? who knows..

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fluentisonus · 7 months

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i've seen several variations on this meme with legolas & gimli but no one but me gets which way around it should be it should be like this:

#POV you just woke them up #thoughts #tolkien #my art #lotr #gigolas #extremely quick doodle but v v important characterisation i feel #ie gimli is the one w the fancy robe legolas is the guy w the night shirt & silly hat But equally importantly legolas is the one to get up #in the night w the candle stick to see what that weird thump was you know? or to take out the spider on the ceiling (size dependent)#<- legolas looks so tired bc it's his first time sleeping properly in 3 months + probably first time seeing his husband in that time also.#and he just got woken up.

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mrghostrat · 6 months

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catch me monching on @chernozemm's cottage wives like an everlasting gobstopper

#finally!!! my first wives art!!!! just needed the right inspiration and fuck me if i can't resist a good cottage au #i'm just like crowley i want to know everything about her #ineffable wives #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omens #gomens #rat draws #aziraphale #crowley

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corndog-patrol · 2 months

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Sammy mackles

#sam and max #frisky max is best max. i wanna know why it looks like he’s patting him down like that #sam and max freelance police #sam and max freelance husbands #my art

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star-containment · 11 months

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good omens things that keep me up at night part 3: his little smile after he says shut up

#like look at him!!#they’re so married #anthony j crowley #gomens #good omens #david tennant #good omens 2 #neil gaiman #michael sheen #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omens gifs #i know it’s from season one #but i haven’t seen anyone talk about it #and it consumes my thoughts

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izacore · 1 year

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You know what? Sometime in the last 80, 90 years, I remember hearing that you and Crowley were an item. I didn't believe it then.

#good omens #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #good omens spoilers #goodomensedit #david tennant #michael sheen #the whole season was just we us our!!!!!#if anyone has any other moments let me know and i update it those were some off the top of my mind #i know realize it's mostley crowley but skkfj OUR car makes up for it #good omens gifs #my gifs

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lazycranberrydoodles · 11 months

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english translation book 5 baby we are in the ‘people assuming kid form hua cheng is xie lian’s son’ era 🔥🔥🔥 / follow for more hualian silliness

#so the part of the book where kid hua cheng suddenly sits bolt upright #because he senses something in the room #and this 7 year old is just 👁️👁️ and radiating immense killing intent #hes so fucking funny 😭#i love him being weird and strange and offputting #‘dianxia why does the high schooler that hangs around your house sometimes have glowing red eyes and know things he definitely shouldnt #and crush things into dust with his bare hands and seem to hate the sun an-‘ mind your own fucking business #drawing baby hc was so much fun i hope i do it again soon #the secret is that xie lian is JUST as deeply weird as his husband but in a less obvious and threatening manner.#guy who has to keep his internal monologue internal because he is thinking things like “wouldnt wanna get choked by those hands!”#out of every god character he is the one who seems to have changed the most from immortality #dying presumably hundreds of times and being alone for hundreds of years does something to your brain #“xiao hua why does your cultivator talk weird and wear the same clothes and eat the same food and-” HE IS AUTISTIC!!!! AND JADED BY THE #PASSAGE OF CENTURIES!!! YOULL NEVER KNOW WHICH IS WHICH!!#my art #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #art #tgcf meme #mxtx #天官赐福 #lmao #hob #heaven official's blessing #the people have spoken...

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owlmaya · 11 months

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saw the og tweet and thought that this, too, is bingqiu

#i was mostly thinking about the fact that lbh doesn’t know the name shen yuan #but i also like the implication that he only calls sqq shizun or husband because he forgot his name #not that he would ever forget #ALSO we don’t know mobei jun’s name so it’s a question whether sqh himself even knows #my art #mxtx #svsss #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #bingqiu

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kingkatsuki · 4 months

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When neither of you have a condom but he promises to pull out, swears he can do it and tries so fucking hard to be a man of his word— and he is. Clinging to that final piece of resolve as he fights the allure of your warm, wet cunt. Moving his hips back as he begins to pull his slick-soaked cock from your ruined hole, ready to fist himself and spill his cum all over you.

But you make every ounce of his resolve crumble all around him when you tighten your thighs around his hips, lock your ankles behind his back, giving him no choice but to drain his balls and fill you with everything he’s got to give.

#those ‘I don’t have a condom’ tropes are literally becoming my fave thing now #idk if it’s cliche or specific or whatever #but there’s something so hot about character being like ‘I don’t have a condom’ and trusting them enough to pull out #but when you finally feel them inside you the last thing you want is for them to pull out #and they’re FULLY aware of the implications and that you could get pregnant but neither of you care #tw:breeding #trigger:breeding #tw:dubcon #trigger:dubcon #I’ve got too many husbands to be specific now #but just know I was fully thinking of Togame

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sentientsky · 9 months

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guess who’s been wading thru the archives again

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aziraphalalala · 1 year

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I am not entirely certain what will happen once the actors & writers strike ends, but I'm pretty sure Michael Sheen will break the sound barrier with how fast he will go feral on the internets about how Aziraphale wants to eat Crowley's ox rib

#i mean have you seen how he looks at David Tennant #Have you seen how Aziraphale looks at Crowley #it's not a “I like him a normal amount” kinda look #it's more of a “I hope you've put down some solid roots cause Imma climb you like a tree” manic stare #and he has been 0% chill in all earlier statements about it #so i anticipate a feral front approaching from Wales with a hefty precipitation of Sheenussy on display #Is this post inappropriate?#i don't even know anymore #my brains are scrambled to the point of no return #what is reality #hahaha I don't care let me shitpost and die on this hill #good omens #good omens 2 #michael sheen #aziraphale #ineffable idiots #ineffable husbands #aziracrow

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xenolinn · 2 years

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He wants to show off his husband real quick.

#never in my life would I have thought I'd draw Undertale and wtnv art together #but here we are #this is messy but I needed to throw this out cause I need people to know how much Cecil loves his husband #and would probably take this opportunity to talk about him #tumblr sexyman poll #welcome to night vale #wtnv #cecil sweep #cecil palmer #carlos the scientist #undertale #sans undertale #my art

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ninaps · 5 months

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Just another day on the Enterprise.

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