Currently listening to an archivist throw a tantrum about.....archiving.
This seems counterproductive, no?
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not molly knowing benchtrio by name, she was there in the trenches im telling you (or tom has told all the drama to her)
I saw that and I apologized to her on priv for all that I've done. ONCE AGAIN: I AM SORRY MOLLY. Every post was made ironically.
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Daddy pay more attention to me and be lovey now thank you
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the one thing wrong with the world rn is the fact that my other slut of a friend is across the world from me and i find that absolutely disgusting, get over here and screw me >:[
@werewolfrestrained
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Me: *briefly shows image of my OC*
My girlfriend: where is the boi? My child must be seen I miss him. You cannot withhold him from me we have joint custody
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I love my friends but sometimes you have to expose them for being horny on tumblr (with their permission)
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I heard someone call barbie disappointingly heterosexual and I've never disagreed with anything more strongly in my life
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i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues
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oh god shut up. you didn't even know the damn kid.
"The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe, and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality." — James Baldwin
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