#i literally posted these cause i thought you were asleep lol i was like

[morgue2121]

WAIT HOLD ON IS THA-

[hyperactively-me]

Now king ghost and princess crossed that line 😩😩😩 can you imagine she has to get up to go to her learning sessions and she tries to get out of bed quietly to not wake ghost and he grabs her and is like "where do you think you're going, we not done" 😩😩😩😩

omg yes ;)

warnings: smut (shortened tho, cause it always takes so long for me to write smut but i wanted to post something!), inexperienced!reader (literally princess's second time lol), no use of protection (its fantasy, no pregnancy from this)

The evening you arrived home from your little…field trip…with Simon was filled with a sense of new beginnings, a new journey to look forward to with him. When you had arrived back at the palace, Simon had quickly escorted you to your room, your arm fastened around his firm bicep. As your hand rests on the doorknob, you have the urge to speak your truth. 

“Simon?” you say softly, turning to face him.

“Hmm?” he questions, still a little fucked out as he stares unabashedly at you. 

“I…I don’t wish to sleep in here anymore,” you say timidly, rocking back and forth on your heels. 

He stares at you for a moment longer before flashing you the biggest smile. 

“I thought you would never ask, love,” he says immediately, pulling you away from the door, pressing a kiss to your lips. 

You kiss him back excitedly, giggling as you pull back. Simon grabs your hand, dragging you to his chambers. You giggle the whole way there, smiling and blushing at how excited he was. Like a schoolboy with a crush on his favorite girl on the playground. 

“Our chambers,” he announces, pushing the door open to your now shared quarters. You had only been in there once, the time you spent a week in his bed when you were deathly ill with the flu. You immediately flop onto the bed, bouncing on the mattress with a sigh. 

“Is it up to your standards?” he genuinely asks, striding up to you. He wants you to feel at home in his chambers, now your chambers as well. You push yourself up onto your elbows, a smile etched on your face.

“Nothing could be more perfect than sharing this with you, Simon,” you smile, toeing your shoes off. You swing your feet into the bed, snuggling up with one of his pillows. You take in his scent, sighing contentedly.

He’s still standing at the side of the bed, staring at you like you’re the most precious thing in the world. Like he can’t believe you’re in here now. Like he can’t believe that you love him. 

“You’re adorable,” he murmurs, climbing into bed with you. You scrunch your nose with a silly smile, arms reaching out for him as he nudges you into his side. 

. . . 

The next morning, you wake up, still stuffed into his side, head resting on his chest. His chest was rising up and down steadily. Still asleep, you conclude. You nuzzle your cheek against his chest for a moment, breathing him in. His eyelashes look so long when his eyes are shut. The way his lips are slightly parted, practically begging to be kissed. You sigh quietly, not really wanting to go to your lessons today, shifting ever so slightly to not wake him up. Before you could plant your feet on the ground, his hand reaches out lightning fast, gripping your wrist tightly.

You let out a small shriek, startled by his sudden movement.

“Simon, I thought you were asleep—” you say breathlessly, before he’s yanking you back into bed. You fall back onto the mattress, and he’s grabbing you, pulling you into his side. 

“Simon—” 

“Where do you think you’re going?” he croaks out, voice husky from disuse. 

“I– to my lessons,” you say quietly, trying to ignore the way his hand was coming down to graze your ass. 

“Hmm, not right now, love,” he complains, shoving his face into your neck.

“But, Simon—”

Before you could say anything else, he rolls over you, going deadweight on top of your body. 

“We’re not done,” he whispers into your ear seductively, pressing his fingers into your hips. “You need to relax,” he coos into your neck, his lips tickling your skin as he speaks. 

You immediately rip your hands out from under his weight, grasping his cheeks to pull him up from his place in your neck.

“We’re doing this right now?” you ask, your voice tinged with a certain meekness. 

“...Yes. If you want—” he starts, before you cut him off.

“I do,” you say, giving into your desire for him to be inside of you. 

“‘S all I wanted to hear, darling,” 

You let out a breath you didn’t realize you were holding, pulling Simon down to kiss you. He pushes you deep into the mattress, running his hands through your hair, massaging your scalp ever so slightly. 

He starts to massage your clit over your panties, teasing you over the thin cotton. You moan lightly, grabbing for his hand and shoving it up into your panties.

“Eager, are we?” he muses, fingers now tweaking and playing with your clit. 

“Mhm,” you nod, your mouth hanging open as he stimulates your clit. “K- keep touching me like that,” you say breathlessly, chest heaving from the sensation. 

You’re soaking his hand now, wetness dripping through your panties. With a single swoop, he rips them off your form clean. 

“S- Simon,” you muster, looking at him bewilderedly, and then he pulls a moan from your throat as he slides a single finger in.

“It was in my way,” he says simply, smirking at you with a devilish smile, starting to pump his thick digit inside you. 

You try to retort, but the way his finger curls inside you stops you, the feeling overwhelming. You grasp for his free hand that rests on your waist, holding you firm into your spot. 

“Oh—” you moan, the feeling of his finger inside you stopping you in your tracks. You grab his free hand, squeezing it hard as he slips another finger inside you. 

He scissors his fingers, working you open like it was his day job. 

“You okay, lovie?” he says softly, watching your face for any signs of discomfort.

“F- fine, perfectly fine,” you garble, arching your back into his hand. 

“My darling girl,” he chuckles, “we’ll be there soon enough.” 

As he slips his fingers out, he grabs you by your hips, dragging you farther down the bed to line you up with his throbbing cock. He swiftly takes off his pants, stroking his cock twice, releasing a heated groan. You stare at it, then up to him. 

He loves the way your face morphs as you stare unabashedly at his cock. He’s big, and he knows it.

“Gonna take it easy now, dove,” he grunts, returning his hands back to your hips. “Just like last time.”

God, he could say anything and you’d just smile and nod. You just watch his mouth move, his lips so enticing. 

Your eyes open wide, snapped out of your daydream, feeling his girthy tip prodding at your hole. You exhale a gasp when he pushes it in you, whining gently at the pressure, reaching out to grab his muscled forearm. 

“Si-Simon!” you cry out, your head thrown back against the silk pillows. Your pussy flutters around his cock as he slowly works his way in, so careful to not hurt you. 

“That’s right, lovie, you can do it,” he praises, sinking himself inch by inch inside of your throbbing pussy. 

“Feels— so good–” you manage to spit out, bucking your hips upwards to get him to move faster. “So good, S- Simon, so good…”

He groans in response, cock throbbing at your enthusiasm. 

“More– vocal now, I s-see,” Simon manages to tease, hissing as he feels your cunt squeeze him so tightly. 

“Isn’t this b- better than studying?– ah, fuck” he pants, fucking into you at a steady pace.

You nod your head rapidly grabbing onto his shoulders.

“F- far b- better—” you garble, hooking your legs around his waist. 

“Perfect girl,” he groans as you shift, playing with your clit, thrusting into you like you’re made of glass. 

You release a string of moans as he presses into your sensitive clit, beckoning you to cum. Simon’s thrusts are steady, rutting you into the mattress with relentless precision. He slows the speed of his finger on your clit, a large shuddering breath escaping you as you squirm from his teasing. 

“Takin’ me s’well, darling,” he gasps, clenching his jaw at the way you flutter around his cock. 

Simon’s thrusts are steady, rutting you into the mattress with relentless precision. Your eyes fall closed for a moment, but he grabs your jaw gently.

“Keep your eyes open,” he demands, squeezing your cheeks slightly. Your gaze returns to his, clutching onto the sheets. His gaze is intense, his movements speeding up slightly, pressing you into the mattress with his hips. Suddenly, he grabs your hand, placing it over the mound of your cunt. 

“T- touch yourself,” he groans. He drags your fingers to your clit, motioning you to stimulate your clit. You slowly start to touch your sensitive clit, pleasure wracking through your body. 

“That’s it, more,” he presses, hands coming up to grip your hips. Sweat covers his brow, jaw clenching with every quiver of your pussy sucking his cock in. His eyes never leave your fingers, watching you play with yourself turning him on even more. 

You reach a bit more, rubbing over yourself with some pressure as Simon continues. You feel your own wetness coating your fingers, swirling around your clit as best as you can. His hands tighten on your hips, careful not to hurt you. 

It doesn’t take long for you to start to feel the coil in your abdomen tighten. You shudder, moaning lightly as he grabs your fingers, guiding you as you play with your clit.

“A- almost–” you sputter, chest heaving quickly from your rapid, short breaths. You curl into yourself a bit, every muscle seizing as the pleasure spikes through like a lightning bolt. Simon groans, a final slam of hips down against yours making him fill you up. 

He slides out of you gently, his face flushed and out of breath. He leans down to your face, peppering your face with gentle kisses. He moves to lay down next to you, allowing you to both catch your breath. 

Simon starts to pull at you gently, dragging you into his side yet again. You fit there perfectly, he thinks. He wraps his large arms around your frame, pressing another chaste kiss on your forehead. 

“I actually have to go now,” you mumble into his shoulder, suppressing a giggle at the thought of him stopping you from doing your work with sex.

"No you don't," he teases, squeezing you. “A bath? I’ll draw it for you?” he offers, tracing circles in your skin.

“Tempting…” you pretend to think for a moment. “Fine.”

He sighs happily, squeezing you tightly. 

“Alright then, dove.” 

He presses a kiss to your temple as he gets up to start a bath for you. 

- - - - -

(masterlist)

[illvmiimoved]

Just Helping You Sleep.

Miguel O’Hara x AFAB reader (GN pronouns)

TAGS/INCLUDED: Lactation (not really nsfw though) * Dad!Miguel * Miguel is super smitten * if he’s Spider-Man is up to you * fluff * au where he had Gabriella normally so she isn’t literally dead

A/N: this is my first ever tumblr post so please have mercy LOL. What a first post am I right gang? Anyways happy reading ❤️

New account cause I screwed up 😭

Miguel has had one thing on his mind lately.

Your tits.

It was weird as hell, considering the situation, but it was true. He couldn’t get those damn things out of his head no matter how hard he tried.

He’d be busy at work, then boom. Titty thoughts.

You’d had his baby recently, which didn’t help (and was also the cause of the recent boob thought influxes). The baby was a beautiful girl and light of Miguel’s life, Gabriella.

You were breastfeeding Gabri, which was the main cause. You not only exposed them more often, but it also made your boobs larger than they were originally.

Miguel was honestly pretty ashamed of getting horny of you merely feeding your child, but here he was.

One day, Miguel was sitting on the couch, watching the news with a beer in one hand and Gabriella in the other. She was snug against him and content, ‘till she began crying.

You had raced over to get her, cooing things like “Oh no, what’s wrong, baby?” And “Are Papa’s stupid news stories boring you to tears, my poor thing?”

You swooped the little girl from his arms, and popped your shirt open in record time to feed her. Miguel nearly dropped his beer.

You noticed his staring and asked if he was alright, and he just said something akin to “Yeah, Gabi’s just so cute when she eats.” Which was true, just not the reason he was staring so intently.

The second a drop of milk dribbled down your boob and down towards your torso, Miguel began to sweat in his wife-beater and had to literally leave the room.

Miguel has caught himself having extremely weird thoughts as of late. A lot of the time, he realizes he’s actually envious of his 3 month old daughter for being able to be that up close and personal with your chest.

Another one is when that drip of milk dribbled down your chest, he had to actually stop himself from swiping a finger under it to catch it on the pad of his finger, and taste it.

He had absolutely no idea what was happening.

He currently was sat on yours and his shared bed, doing some work on his iPad. His glasses were sliding down the bridge of his nose, so he pushes them up. You walk in from just finally getting your daughter down, palming your boobs uncomfortably and looking around the room.

He looks up from his tablet, “What’s wrong, querido?”

“I can’t find that stupid breast pump, and Gabriella didn’t empty me before she fell asleep. It fuckin’ hurts.”

He saves his work before shutting his tablet off, getting up from his spot to help you look around for the pump to alleviate your pain.

You sigh exhaustedly, “I swear to god if it’s in her room and I have to go in there and risk waking her up-“

Miguel sits back on the bed when he can’t find it and for some reason, his mind decided that yeah, this was a great thing to blurt out;

“Do you want me to help?”

You stop what you’re doing and turn to look at him comically slowly. You stare at him, “Eh?”

Miguel pales in the face when he realizes what he actually just fucking said, what he suggested.

“I just meant- uhm- Amor I didn’t mean-“

He shut up before he could make things worse than he already had.

You walk over and sit on the edge of the bed, staring at him, “Did you… are you suggesting you drink me dry?”

Miguel lets out a loud groan, “Don’t say it like that, cariño!” He covers his face with his hands.

You just snicker and crawl up to your spot on the bed. You shrug, “We can give it a shot. I don’t see why not. I won’t be able to sleep like this.”

“Are you serious?” He whips his head up to stare at you. His gaze only grows more shocked when you slip your shirt off, over your head.

You lean back and rest your head on the pillow. Miguel could see you really were tired, so he decided to just dive right in, crude as that sounds.

He leant down and latched on, and hoooolllllyyy shit man. It felt so good. It was unbelievable. He’d fantasized about this for weeks on end, and it was finally happening.

Hell, the milk was perfect too. It was in his top 5 beverages for sure. Not because it was from his beautiful and lovely spouse who he loves more than anything, his beautiful and lovely spouse who could breathe and he would propose to you all over again.

You let out a long breath from the relief and tangle your fingers in his hair. He lets out a low groan at the action.

He reaches one of his hands up to squeeze at the breast he wasn’t sucking, and it fucking dribbled out milk. He could have came on the spot. He immediately unlatched from you to catch it on his tongue.

He switches to the other breast, pretty confident he had emptied your other one. He lets out a loud groan against you when you tug his hair slightly. You let out a sigh yourself. It was super pleasant, having a big hunky man sucking you dry.

Miguel kept on working, focused on mostly helping you get to sleep. Sure he was getting unbelievably horny, but he knew you really just wanted your rest. Having a tiny baby who clung to you like Gabriella did was exhausting.

He pulls back and uses his big hands to feel your breasts, making sure they’re empty enough to let you get some comfortable sleep. Once he’s sure they are, he looks up at you with a lovey dovey smile. You hold back a snicker as you raise a thumb to wipe away the remaining milk around his mouth.

“All better?” He asks. You could feel his excitement pressed up against you under the covers and he noticed. He shook his head and pressed a kiss to your forehead, “Don’t worry about it, Hermosa. It’ll go away. Just get your sleep, Mhm?”

You nod sleepily and cuddle against his side. He lets your head rest on his shoulder as he pulls the cover over both of you.

He looks at you with the sweetest gaze, “You’re so beautiful.”

You smile tiredly at him and press a kiss to his cheek, then lay your head back on his shoulder. You felt yourself drifting off to sleep, not as uncomfortable as before.

He mumbles,

“You will let me do that during sex though, right?”

You burst out in giggles, nodding and kissing him.

A/N: this was my first tumblr post ever so please give feedback if you want!! Thanks so much for reading ❤️

+ I did use spanishdict for the Spanish nicknames Miguel used, please lmk if I used them wrong or anything so I can fix them !

(the normal shit, don’t copy or redistribute this pretty please)

[littlexscarletxwitch]

another idea! someone harrassed you online and Yelena does her spy stuff, gets the dude to Actually apologize and Mean it. and then as she's comforting you she's like...sneakily going down to eat you out and make you forget about stupid boys.

-💦🍯

── ༊*·˚⋆ 𝘄𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗵𝘂𝗿𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂

paring: yelena belova x fem!reader

tag(s): nsfw, smut with some plot, it's actually not that dirty, I mean it is but I was hoping for it to be sweet and lovely and cute, not sure if it worked out tho, yelena being the overprotective gf she is

warning(s): MDNI, +18 ONLY read at your own risk, explicit wlw smut, wlw sex, vaginal fingering, oral sex, mentions of online harassment, mentions of a boy being a dick (I hate men), yelena wanting to kill said man because he made r cry, grammatical errors, unedited

word count: 1.7k

note: NONNIEEE, I'm sooo sorry it took me so long to write this. But I'm so glad I finally get to post this one. I really hope you like it, and I'm sorry if it's not as dirty and smutty as you wanted it. I still need so practise lol. Thank you for the request, anon, ily. I'm not an english speaker, so please let me know about any sort of mistake. Love y'all, M <3

requests are open! + check my rules + masterlist <3

To say she was pissed was an understatement, she was furious, she felt as if her blood was boiling, and all she could see was mad red.

She closed her eyes, trying to calm her breathing and all she could see was you. Everytime, her mind took her back to a couple of hours earlier in the day, and there you were crying, brows furrowed, bottom lip trembling and your phone in front of your eyes. Her heart skipped a beat once she took a look at you. She felt the muscular organ breaking into a million pieces, you looked so small, and fragile, like a lost puppy.

“Y/n? Baby, what happened?” Yelena asked, concerned and worried in her tone.

“Nothing, nothing. I just…,” you sniffed. Tears rolled down your cheeks as Yelena’s thumbs gently brushed them away.

“It’s not ‘nothing’, Y/n. What happened?” she took your phone from your hands, leaving it on the floor and wrapped her hands around yours.

“People can be so mean. Why are they mean, Lena?” you sobbed, your head fell on her shoulder as you let the river of tears flow.

It took you a while to finally open up to her because you wouldn’t stop crying. Yelena’s heart sank into her tummy as she listened to your words carefully. The sadness she felt for you soon shifted into anger as she realised the reason why you were crying was because of some stupid miserable insensitive boy.

Some brainless damned bored fucker had made some online comments about you. She scoffed, how did that asshat dare to make you cry? How did he dare to say those awful things about you? Was he really that bored to mess with you? Was he really that miserable to make other people cry? And you of all people. Why did it have to be you? You who were so sweet to everyone, including people you didn’t even know. You who would never talk shit about anyone. You who would always take care of everyone else before yourself.

It was Yelena’s job to take care of you. All she wanted was for you to stop crying and to make you feel better, so she made it her mission, literally. She wasn’t good with her words when it came to you, she felt like she could never say the right thing to make you feel better, so she did what she did best, and made it her next mission to find this repulsive freak and make him pay for all the tears you had shed because of him.

You were so tired from all the crying that soon enough you had fallen asleep on her shoulder. She carried you up to your shared bedroom, tugged you in, left a soft kiss on your forehead and got to work.

Tracking this guy down wasn’t hard at all, the jackass was careless, he probably thought that leaving hate comments here and there wouldn’t cause him any kind of problems. But boy was he wrong.

She breathed out one last time, trying to not let her anger get the best out of her, and then she opened up her eyes. There she was, parked right outside Jared’s house. She wasn’t sure what she was going to do, she felt like she could just kill Jared for what he put you though. But she knew you wouldn’t like that nor would it help you.

“Okay, here it goes,” she said, getting out of the car.

She impatiently knocked on the door, making no attempt to stop the loud knocking until Jared dared to open up.

“Jesus, I said I’m coming,” she heard someone say from the other side.

As soon as the door was unlocked, she pushed it open and made her way in.

“Hello, Jared,” she said, shutting the door behind her with a fake small on her lips.

“Who the fuck are you?” he sounded as angry as Yelena felt.

“We are going to have a chit chat, Jared.”

“I don’t know who the fuck you are. You are going to leave or I’ll call the cops,” he stepped forward, trying to intimidate Yelena. She just rolled her eyes at the action.

“I’d like to see you try,” she said, pushing him back strongly enough for him to lose his balance and fall on his butt. “You see, Jared—.”

“How the fuck do you know me?”

“You said some things that I didn’t like,” she ignored him. “In fact, I’m really pissed off at the moment, so much that I feel like I could just rip your head off,” she chuckled as she watched the horror in his eyes. “You fucked up, Jared. Big time. You made the person I care most on this planet cry, and I hate you for that.”

“Look, I don’t know what you’re talking about. You got the wrong guy, I swear I didn’t—.”

“Oh, really? So you are not @jaredrocks.com?”

“I, um…,” he hesitated, swallowing down the lump that had formed on his throat, which didn’t go unnoticed by Yelena.

“Yeah, I figured,” she clicked her tongue in annoyance. “So here’s what you are going to do, Jared,” his face went pale as he noticed Yelena’s mood change, he could tell she was getting angrier by the second and he didn’t want her to snap. Not after she pushed him to the ground so effortlessly.

All he could do was nod as Yelena talked, “You are going to come with me, apologise to her and you’ll promise that you would never do bad shit ever again, Jared. Because if you do, I will find out and I won’t be holding back next time. Got it?” she raised her brow at him for Jared to quickly nod again. “Great! Get on your feet.”

Once Jared and Yelena made their way to your shared apartment, she quickly pulled him out of the car and to the front door. You were waiting for them, well actually just Yelena. She had called you earlier and told you to be outside, she said she wanted to show you something. You felt a chill crawling up your back once you saw a man walking next to her.

“Baby, this is Jared. He has a lot to say to you.”

“Jared? I don’t understand—.”

But you were quickly cut off as Jared began to ramble about how sorry he was, that he didn’t mean to hurt you, that he was just bored and sad, that he was a pathetic little douche bag —Yelena made him say that— and that he would never do something like that ever again. That he regretted ever doing something like that. Suddenly it hit you, he was the prick who wrote that shit about you.

“You really hurt me, Jared.”

“I now can see that. I’m really sorry. I won’t do it again, I promise,” you could only nod at him, biting your lip to stop it from trembling.

“Okay. You’re done here, Jared. Now, get lost,” Yelena patted his back motioning for him to walk away.

“But I don’t—”

“Get lost, Jared,” Yelena repeated herself, this time her tone was harsher and Jared got the memo.

Once he was out of your sight the two of you made your way inside the comfort of your home. You still felt weird about the whole situation. You appreciated Jared’s apology, but you couldn’t stop thinking about all his mean comments.

“Y/n, stop doing that.”

“Doing what?”

“I know you are thinking about everything he said, but you must know that he was full of shit,” she said, making her way towards you on the bed.

“Lena, I just…” she could see the tears forming in the corner of your eyes.

“Y/n, you are the prettiest, smartest, kindest girl I ever had the pleasure to meet. You are so full of light, Y/n. Don’t let an asshole like Jared put you out, you hear me?”

You nodded, battling the tears.

“Let me show you how special you are, Y/n,” she said as she brushed her nose against your cheek, her lips impatiently searching for yours.

Her lips muffled a gasp coming out of your lips. Like usual, her lips moved perfectly in sync against yours, soft and rough. Her tongue danced around with yours. Her teeth biting your bottom lip. You could feel the butterflies in your stomach as your skin set on fire just with how close she was.

“Make me forget, Yel,” you said breathlessly in between kisses.

Your back hit the bed as Yelena got on top of you, her lips never leaving yours. You wrapped your legs around her hip and quietly moaned once your clothed core made contact with hers.

“I love you so much, Y/n,” she mumbled against your skin as she trailed a path of wet kisses along your jaw.

Somehow in between kisses and soft caresses, Yelena got your body bare. She left a kiss on your forehead, one on your left cheek, another right in between your breasts, and one on your abdomen before making her way to your aching wet core.

“So perfect,” you heard her say before the room was filled with your loud moaning.

She sucked, bit, kissed and licked as she pleased, making a mess out of you. Gently but eagerly she pushed two fingers inside of you, a moan escaped from Yelena’s lips as she felt your cunt clenching around her fingers. She kept a steady pace, slightly curling her fingers to get you to enjoy it as much as you could, as her lips worked on your clit.

Your hands flew to her hair, tugging at it, pushing her even closer to your cunt. And with a loud cry you came undone on her mouth. Yelena’s lips moved fast to drink up every bit of your juice she could as her tongue helped you ride your high. Once you were finished, she left one last kiss on your cunt and went to cuddle you.

She tugged you in, making sure you were warm and wrapped you in between her arms, leaving small kisses on top of your head.

“I won’t let anyone hurt you ever again, Y/n,” you heard her saying as you drift off to sleep, tiredness getting the best of you. “Never again, I promise.”

Likes, comments and reblogs are appreciated! <3

-M

[soobinsupreme]

how long?

Angst.

Warnings: Mentions of cheating. Not proofread.

a/n: i literally dont remember writing this but here ya go. sorry hyunjin stans. i love him. i just used him as the person bc ig he was who i thought of at the time lol.

You looked up, pain and sadness written all over your face. You thought about the memories and the laughs you shared. Now, everything was different. Your relationship only causes misery and stress.

“Tell me when,” You started, trying to keep your voice stable. “When was the first time you met with her?”

Hyunjin looked at you with shock. You had known about her for a while now, Hyunjin had no clue. 

You noticed the different behavior about two months ago, but you brushed it off. Until you couldn't anymore. That's why you started digging. You noticed a particular girl he followed and recognized her name. Hyunjin had spoken about her before. They were coworkers at the time. You had scrolled through her page and found that Hyunjin had liked every single one of her pictures, even commenting on one. A simple heart. That's what got you. That's how Hyunjin made his move on you. Just a single heart on one of your posts. He proceeded to DM you after that. You knew he had made his move. So you found her other socials and went through it all.

Hours went by as you went through her socials. Just as you were ready to call it quits, you found it. A picture of her kissing a man. A man who was covered with shades and a hat. But it was painfully obvious to you, after all you had been together for 4 years. Hwang Hyunjin. The man in the photo, your supposed boyfriend, kissing her. 

That's what led you here, two weeks later, pestering your boyfriend about where he had been. Coming in late was normal for him as of lately. You usually would fall asleep before he got home, but you had finally decided to stay up. You wanted to see what time he actually came home. He always would tell you he worked late and got home at 11. He knew you fell asleep early so the lie worked for a while, until you stayed up late one night finishing your extra credit paper from your professor, finally going to bed at 11:30. Hyunjin had told you he got home at 11. Lie. So when he finally arrived, at 2:30 in the morning, he looked at you in shock. You simply smiled.

“You’re home late.” You said as sweetly as you could. “Where were you?”

Hyunjin coughed, as he slid his shoes off, walking further into the living room. “I was working, trying to finish up everything I was behind on.” He smiled walking towards you.

He leaned down, pressing a kiss to your cheek. As he did you could smell the sickly sweet vanilla perfume coming off his clothes. You moved yourself away.

“New perfume?” You smiled, turning your head to the side to eye him for any evidence.

His face contorted into one of confusion.

“What?”

He moved his arm up to his nose, breathing in the scent. His eyes widened at the realization.

“Uh, yeah, I got it a few weeks ago.” He lied through his teeth.

“It's awfully feminine, Hyunjin.” You replied. “Where have you really been?”

“I just told you I was at work, I was given a few assignments that needed my approval.” Hyunjin said.

You laughed, “What? I thought you said you were behind on assignments? Now it was approving other papers?”

His eyes widened once more.

“No-, Yeah-, I-, I was behind on approvals, tha-”

“Just stop.” You cut him off, “Just tell me something.”

“Tell me when,” You looked at him, “When was the first time you met with her?”

“What?” Hyunjin looked at you, shock all over his features. “What are you talking about?”

You picked your phone up off the coffee table, pulling the picture up. You turned it towards him.

“Do you think I'm that stupid, Hyunjin? Seriously.” You stood up throwing your phone onto the couch.

“Why can’t you just be fucking honest. If you had just told me you didn’t want to be with me anymore, I wouldn’t have had to go through all this pain and bullshit. 4 years really means nothing to you.”

“Y/n, please, I didn’t mean to hurt you. I’m sorry.” Hyunjin stepped closer, reaching out to touch your arm.

“Are you fucking kidding me?” You looked up at him, swatting his hand away. “You didn’t mean to hurt me? Was I supposed to be happy that you’re cheating on me? And no, Hyunjin, you aren’t sorry because you hurt me. You’re sorry because you got caught.”

“I’m sorry, Y/n, please.” He whispered.

“No.” You backed away from him. “Get out of my house. We’re done.”

[eneablack]

OMG TELL US ABOUT THE TRIP PLS

I’m seeing this right after i posted that answer bRO HOW ARE YOU SO FAST-

Anyway I checked and I haven’t talked about it, I only shortly did in my insta stories, so let’s do this.

(long post ahead)

I was doing a trip to the mountains with my family in my void reality (cr) and I desperately wanted to experience it with the marauders too, so I started acting as if I was there with the marauders instead. And after being delusional I woke up there like only a day or two after.

It was the morning day before my birthday and I asked the marauders to go to my house in the mountains to celebrate and have a small vacation together. They agreed right away, wanting to skip school so bad, so we just took James’ car after preparing some stuff (we did this so fast we forgot so many things, like both Peter and James forgot their toothbrush lol so we had to buy them there).

Remus was driving and we fly for like a hour. It was a little chaotic from the start. James kept putting cringy indie italian music (se sei italiano sappi che James stava mettendo solo i Pinguini tattici nucleari) and singing out loud while dancing and just moving A LOT, like he couldn’t stay still for not even a minute. Sirius was talking a lot about everyone, not really in a gossip-y way but more like “i just wanna talk about literally everyone because i’m bored” so we had this long ass chat about all of our classmates and also teachers, he let it all out tbh. Peter was asking some questions from time to time both to Sirius and I if he was interested, but he was mostly chill. Remus did not make ANY noise and was just focused on the direction, he would just shush James from time to time whenever he would cross the line and like scream the lyrics.

Nothing much happened when we arrived beside having lunch and walking around the place. It was very chill actually, it’s a pretty quiet place there so despite James being noisy from time to time it was very comforting and calm overall. We did play a lot of board games (especially at night) like pictionary, mimes and cluedo, and we were so caught up in the game that I didn’t even realise we were making lots of noise so the neighbours knocked on the door and called us out lol.

When we had to go to sleep the first night I had to go with Sirius in one room at the first floor, while James was with Peter in the other one next to us, and Remus was alone on the couch-bed at the second floor. I wanted to use Sirius’ snoring as an excuse to share the couch with Remus ahem but I didn’t want to be desperate so I just kept it to myself.

BUT. BUT. the second night, we bought some beer and it didn’t end up well. With this I mean I got almost drunk cause I have zero tolerance (both in my cr and dr lol it’s pretty embarrassing ngl) but I mean they were too, at least a little tipsy, so I was not fully alone in that. AND. I kept saying that I didn’t want to sleep with Sirius cause he snores so much but I was obviously lying, so I sat on the couch that was fully open into a bed already and I got comfy while they were still talking. Then, I deadass faked that I fell asleep there, hoping that my plan would succeed. And it fucking did.

As I kept my eyes closed I heard them talking about how they were going to sleep since I fell asleep there, and then Sirius got close to my face and asked if I was really asleep (he’s my twin brother i meannnn he just knows everything so he probably figured i was faking) and I remember I told him something like “please help me stay with remus tonight” 😭 this is so embarrassing i’m sorry. So he just told everyone that I was asleep but he didn’t want to share the bed with Remus so this man replied “I could sleep here with Enea” (which is me) AAAAABWEBEB I DIED RIGHT THERE.

Then they all went to sleep. I heard Remus changing next to the couch and then slipping in the covers, not saying a single word (probably because he thought I was asleep, yk, I was a very good actor) and then he just went to sleep as I started to hear his deep breathing after some minutes since he falls asleep so easily. I wanted to do something but I fell asleep like a dumb bitch lol.

But THEN I woke up in the middle of the night and I opened my eyes and, deadass, started staring at him. It was dark but not fully as the windows were open and there was some light outside. He was so beautiful fuck, so pretty I swear. And I got closer. I was staring at him for some minutes till I got some courage (yea sure) and asked if he was asleep. I was very confident just because I was sure he wouldn’t reply buT he did, saying like, “yes I am sleeping, why aren’t you?” and I wanted to act nonchalantly but failed and just told him I wasn’t sleepy. Then he didn’t reply, he just turned over and looked at me. My heart was beating so fast I was like a little girl (I’m a grown ass man) but I didn’t say anything. And lol, he said “you can kiss me if you want” WHATTT. so yea, we kissed. for the second time. and it wassss,, it was cool I mean (my stomach is making flips ah ah ah shut up). And then he made me sleep closer to him, but nothing else happened. In the morning we acted like nothing and didn’t talk about it just like the first time we kissed lol, idk what this means, I’m having so many thoughts about this and not all of them are positive :).

Anyway the rest of the trip was very cool. We stayed for only two nights but it was very fun yet chill. And very relaxing too. It was awesome to skip some school days and just be with them and not think about responsibilities lol.

Some things that happened was that Sirius got catcalled 🧍🏼more than one time, and some of them were even old people, it was so funny tbh we just laughed about it. I also noticed he was very happy overall and I know why, don’t even have to ask him. Him and I grew up in that place and it always feels amazing to be there again, because since we got older we didn’t visit the place as much as we did.

James had lots of fun too, but he always has fun lmaoo so idk. He wanted to visit all the possible places but actually some times he would call us out for being lazy and not walk a lot like him. He told me he wanted to take him back there some day in the winter so that we could ski too.

Peter was actually relaxed and that’s very rare since he’s worrying about things all the time, so I’m glad we did this together and had some chill time. He asked me a lot of question about the house and our memories there, he was very nice.

AHEM maybe I’m writing too much, but nothing much happened, it was mostly this. This experience was so nice, after this I shifted back to cr and I couldn’t go back to my dr and now I changed my destination (I’m going to my waiting room because I just want to chill and relax and not deal with anything) but I miss that place a lot, I’ll shift there again soon maybe in some days or weeks. I’ll let you guys know :)

[wallet6464]

FIRST POST IN AGES (sorry for lack of posts!) BUT ME AND @meilmao WERE TALKING ABOUT MIRAGE RUSH AND THEY DROPPED THE FUNNIEST DATE IDEA EVER

(Most of this is copy pasted I hope you enjoy)

Hondo and tiger are on a dinner date and then going star gazing.

The rest of punch out is just watching em

(We like to headcannon dragon and tiger as besties btw lol)

ALR MAIN PART IF TGE POST:

Aran Ryan is trying to sabotage the date but macho and soda are stopping him from doing so. Glass joe is not even paying attention cause my man is fucking stargazing as well. Disco kid fr being annoying as hell and loud while Kaiser and bull try not to explode on him. Don flamenco giving out tips, no one is listening to his ass.

King hippo is there for shits and giggles, he has no clue what’s going on. He went with them because everyone was going and he thought they were hanging out. Hippo does not like this hang out. Bear hugger is talking to his damn squirrel. He tried to get the squirrel to be the wing man but it ended up fucking jumpscaring Tiger in the process. Sandman is the only sane one there. He is genuinely watching the two having a good time together and is happy for them. Dragon Chan is there cheering him on because it’s his bestie

Gabby jay is asleep on the ground. He is an old goober and is too tired to stay up to watch the romance happen. He woke up and had a mini panic attack because he had no clue where he was (he forgot they were stalking Tiger and Honda). Hurricane is super bored, he doesn’t want to be there anymore. Bob Charlie is humming to himself. My dude also forgot where they were. He wasn’t paying attention

Masked muscle was literally tied up because he was trying to tackle the love birds during their date. Heike was saying aww the entire time and plotting the next date to stalk. He was also making sure no one killed disco kid since he was being annoying. Mad clown hated it. My dude was forced to come and hated every second of it. He was going to throw his fucking balls at them but heike caught him before he could. Narcis prince was literally criticizing their fucking date. He was saying shit like “You take him stargazing and not going to make a move? Lame ass date”. He was being a dick the entire time. Hoy quarlow was just saying “look at those lovebirds” repeatedly. He couldn’t think of anything to say. The brothers were talking to each other and wasn’t paying attention to the date. They thought it was hella boring

ALR THATS THIS FIRE ASS POST SHOUT OUT TO MY G @meilmao

[mikalara-dracula]

Hello, I just found your account and I really like it! While reading your posts I wanted to request something. Can we get Yuma, Subaru and Shu's thoughts when they saw s/o for the first time?

Thanks in advance. 🥰

💕 Their thoughts when they saw their s/o for the first time

(ft. Yuma, Subaru, and Shu)

Warning: 18+ content below; don't read if you're a minor and aren't comfortable with slight NSFW. This is a fictional work and should not be taken seriously.

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Hi there, Anon!

Thank you so much for requesting! Aw, thank you so much, I really appreciate it. I'm so sorry that this took so long, but here it is. Hope you enjoy reading it. Feel free to request again any time.

Yuma:

Literally, his first thought was "Bitch, you gonna be mine."

Like, no joke haha. Just ask @liannelara-dracula xDD

It was kinda like this (lmao Octopimp).

He saw you one day from a distance in the school’s hall and was totally checking you out, and I mean CHECKING you out.

Especially your ass and hip area because he’s a fucking perv and we all know it.

He liked the way you would move about, the sway of your hips whenever you turned.

Which literally gave him the idea of how he’d make them twist and turn in bed.

He thought you were hot in all honesty and found it hard to contain himself on the spot.

“Damn, she’s somethin’.”

He was set on you and he knew he had it bad.

And he honestly didn’t care if you were single or not.

Like he was going to do everything he could to make you his.

“There’s no way she’s single . . . but it doesn’t matter. It’s not gonna stop me.”

Subaru:

He was pretty starstruck when he first saw you, kinda like that phrase ‘getting hit by the thunderbolt.’

You walked past him while he was tending to his locker, and you almost made him break his neck from how fast he turned to look at you walking forward.

He was so taken back by your beauty, it being unlike anything he’d ever seen.

The way your ponytail would whip when you’d turn, the way your lip gloss rested against your lips, the length of your eyelashes captivating to him.

“Shit . . . she’s hot.”

He was so checking out your chest area and how it rested against your body, even how the curve of it accentuated your front side.

Mostly because he’s secretly a fucking perv.

He was set on the idea of getting to know you, but he kept telling himself that it was pointless and too good to be true because of his doubt and insecurities.

“Like hell she’ll date someone like me.”

But to his surprise, it’s like fate gave him the excuse to get to know you when you ended up switching periods and being transferred into one of his classes.

And if that wasn’t enough, you were even assigned to be his partner.

He was literally telling himself to act natural the whole time, but deep down he was having a hard time containing himself since he was given this chance.

Shu:

He was sitting on a bench near the school’s premises when he saw you for the first time.

He had apparently missed the limo due to falling asleep and was now lounging outside from a school event that had just ended.

(In the manga, there’s actually a scenario where Shu is just lounging outside in public because the limo left him behind since he fell asleep and lost track of time. Yui ended up having to drag him home, so this is just another one of the many times he was left behind like that lol.)

Lots of students and people were passing by, some coming from the school’s event and some going to the nearby shopping blocks to either window shop or buy stuff.

So with this, his vision line was coming across a lot of different people from a distance, everyone looking the same since he bothered to keep his eyes open for a little bit, but that was until you came into view.

You stood out from the rest, your figure walking on its own as you strode by, your eyes low on the screen of your phone.

You were wearing short shorts so he definitely caught a good glimpse of your thighs and ass as you continued to walk by, not even acknowledging his gaze on you from a distance.

A smirk grew on his face. “Heh, are you trying to tempt every guy you walk past?” He thought. “An outfit like that is asking for it.”

He wondered if you were a student at his school, but that question was soon answered when he saw you carrying the school’s gym bag for P.E..

And with that, he definitely told himself that was going to find some excuse to talk to you so he could see what kind of person you were because the sight of you was keeping him on the edge of the bench he was sitting on even though he looked pretty relaxed.

He definitely looked forward to teasing you and to see how you’d react because we all know how much he loves to tease girls when he’s up for it.

[cyncerity]

Hi, I absolutely love your store shifter au and it gave me so much brainrot!! I’m borrowing a friend’s account for the moment because I can’t have a tumblr. Anyhow, I just wanted you to say that even if I can’t interact, I absolutely love all your ideas!!! If I understood the lore right, I would assume George is Sapnap’s younger brother and whatever traumatizing experience caused Sapnap to shift also took George away from Dream when they were young. Will Dream and George ever meet in person and if they met as tinies, would George realize it was Dream and what would he think of Dream having the pendant/braid? How would Tommy learn Dream was a shifter, and if one of them was tiny when that happened how would they deal with/would there be a language barrier? And how does Dream learn to shift back? This is much longer than intended, sorry. Feel free to answer parts of it or none of it, I just wanted you to know you’re wonderful!! And if this ask isn’t long enough, then here’s some writing prompts -a friendly admirer

“I can’t believe it.”

“What?”

“My clothes. They just look so, so…”

“Yeah. Hard to believe we even fit that size, right?”

“It’s crazy.”

xxxxxx

"Wow"

"What?"

"Nothing... I'm just not used to

seeing you from this angle.”

"Yeah, I guess it's usually the

other way around.”

This is literally one of the most personal asks I’ve ever gotten solely for the fact that how you described being on tumblr is exactly how I was

I wasn’t allowed on tumblr, so i’d wait till everyone in my house was asleep and then pull out my middle school ipod as a burner device, look at g/t posts for an hour or so, then delete the google tabs i’d pulled them up on and fully shut down the ipod and hide it.

I lurked in this specific community for about a year, then lurked with an account so i could send asks for about another half year until i caved and got the app without parental permission lol (my dad had seen how tumblr was before the bad bots started to get banned so he honest to god thought this was one of those kinda sites but hes chill now)

suffice to say i completely know where you’re coming from and I love you for it 💖

Even if you can’t like my posts or have an account, just coming on here and saying you like my content is so awesome and it absolutely means the world to me 💕✨💖

As for you’re thoughts on the lore (and thank you for sending so many questions I love when this happens):

You’re getting close >:)

Sapnap doesn’t have any siblings, but as I’ve mentioned before (i think), Quackity does! And the event that sparked Sapnap’s shifting was similar to what got George taken in the first place (which could definitely be a reason that it was distressing enough to cause him to shift 👀), just on a larger scale and at different times. George was gone well before Sapnap became a shifter.

As for more on George, i’ll limit myself to what I can say cause there’s so much I want to write for him. At some point it’s my goal to write a story for him as a sort of interlude of the “dream shifted for the first time” story (there will be more parts! I’m working on them! Ngl this ask kinda made me realize how much I wanted to finish the second part of that) and have him fully explained there.

But I can tell you that Dream and George will meet in person! I can’t tell you if Dream will be tiny when they meet, cause you don’t even know for sure what species George is yet, but i promise the boys will meet! Will George know it’s Dream when they meet and vice versa? Who knows! That’s for me to know and you all to find out later >:)

Tommy won’t learn Dream is a shifter for a while, since Dream is stuck at the store. It also takes a bit of time for a new shifter to shift back to their normal size, since they’ve been repressing their capabilities for so long, their body has to stay at the opposite size to get used to it initially. Dream will be able to shift back at some point, but not without some help :)

And now that you mention it, there definitely could be a language barrier, and that could make things really interesting 👀 (im imagining Tommy seeing Dream tiny for the first time at a loss for words and Dream frantically trying to explain what he is but obviously Tommy already knows, so Tommy starts talking about being a shifter himself and he can’t hear Dream’s absolute shock and confusion at this information and can answer none of his questions)

And the writing prompts, YES, i am IN LOVE WITH THEM

If i don’t write specific things for them, they will be put into the next few stories for this au because they are such good ideas oh my word

and as a treat because i loved answering your questions and it made me really happy to get an ask that hit so close to my own experience here’s some miscellaneous Store Shifter drawings from my chorus class, just for you bestie 💖

i have so many of these for so many aus you don’t even know the half of it

[accidental-spice]

I hope this doesn't sound TOO weird lol but I spent a decent half hour going through the Dark O'Reilly tag on your blog and I'm definitely invested in him now. Can I ask you for some fun facts about him? :D

Oh my gosh, that is literally SO sweet. Not weird at all, I'm honored!!! You absolutely can!!!

Okay, forgive me if you already know any of these, I forget what I have and haven't posted lol

Dark's not that skilled a cook, but what he can do is make a KILLER grilled cheese!! He's very proud

As you may know, he's a former assassin. His weapon of choice was a pair of vibroswords, until he learned he was Force sensitive, then he switched to a pair of lightsabers: one blue, and one yellow

He's a bit of an insomniac. When he can't sleep, he tends to roam the surrounding area, and a good 75% of the time, he'll end up falling asleep somewhere odd mid-prowl

Dark has two siblings, an older brother, Jamie, and a younger sister, Amaani. His relationship with them is somewhat troubled for a lot of his life, mostly during his stint working with the Empire, but they eventually grow closer

He's a kriffing nerd. Like. Such a nerd. He, Jamie, and Amaani had a phase as kids where they were obsessed with all things Lothal (inspired by me, who had a similar phase, but focused on Hawaii). Jamie even made each of them a little wooden figurine of their favorite Loth creature. Dark's was a Loth-wolf, and he carrys it with him always, even when he's in the Empire, even when he's determined to hate his family

His lightsabers have those Wiimote straps on them. His kids made them for him

As is clear, he has kids later in his life!! He meets a beautiful snarky librarian named Kaiya by crashing his ship into her backyard, and through some trial and error, they end up married! He adopts her adopted son, Ookami, and then later in life, they have a daughter, Claire

He's a pretty skilled artist

He kinda has Nick from New Girl vibes, but his face claim is Grant Ward from Agents of SHIELD

His backstory is also VERY Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings, not gonna lie. Dark came first, though

I have not actually written anything about him, cause I'm not technically a writer, but I've often thought it could be fun to draw a webcomic of sorts about him

Hope you like them, and thanks again for being interested, I really appreciate it!!

[tonberry-yoda]

Hi, when you get the chance I would love a romantic Overwatch matchup!

I go by they/them but I'm pronoun apathetic with a dislike for feminine terms, omnisexual with a preference for more masculine presenting people

I can be pretty chill but I have severe ADHD and all those not so fun little quirks, once I am passionate about something I am deep in that interest for a while, I'm the therapist friend but I would really like someone to comfort me after everything is said and done, a lot of self doubt but to others I seen pretty confident and outgoing, I'm often found listening to music (I'm all over the place with genres so here's my playlist if you'd like to take a look💕 https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4jN2o9ifTehuehJHauYgIg?si=Lw70wjgOQ4-HTlVOLIcK4A&utm_source=copy-link ) , I'm very clingy and physically affectionate but I also love giving thoughtful gifts that are handmade most of the time cause I love crafts and little projects.

If you have the time it be really cool if you could make a mini fic for my matchup

Thanks again for letting me know requests were open!

omg hi!!!! im so glad you could get a request in and of course!! i really wanted you to get your matchup in here because i never get overwatch requests lol. I think I have a great character for you though it took a lot of deciding lmaooo

the character I chose for you is...

TRACER!!

you both have almost the same energy, however, she is a little more hype

you both have ADHD (at least im pretty sure she does, i dont know if it was confirmed though) and are able to relate and actually help each other when things get really rough

she presents herself in a very masculine way through her outfits and hair, so I thought it would be perfect!

she loves to listen to you when you get hyperfixated on something

literally had heart eyes when you start going on and on about something you love

she will go to you for comfort when she is feeling down or just outright exhausted, but she will 100% be there for you too listening to everything you need to tell her

she will hype you up all the time telling you how good you look or how amazing you are and it makes you blush and makes you 10x more confident

if you make her a handmade gift, she will cry because it means so much to her

please be clingy because she's the same way and you two will literally be hugging everywhere lmao

just know that she loves you and will care for you all the time

and per your request, here is a little fic :)

MINI FIC

"I'm tired," you heard Tracer's iconic British accent as she walked into the room, her hair a complete mess. "y/n, hold me."

She blipped over to you and fell into your arms as you giggled, falling on the couch behind you. "Tracer, babe, you could give me some warning next time before you teleport into my arms." But you hugged her anyway, pulling her closer into your lap. "Long day, babe?"

Tracer just nodded into your chest, holding you close like you could run off at any second. "Tired."

Her voice was muffled in your chest, so you just ran your fingers in her hair, feeling her fall asleep.

"I love you, Tracer." You said under your breath, kissing her on the forehead.

"Love you too." Tracer's sleepy voice said, her eyes still closed with a smile.

~~~~~

matchup rules --- pinned post

@tonberry-yoda

[potato-mother]

Freelance villain Shinsou is ruthless, untamed, and merciless. But when his favorite shitposter updates, he doesn’t hesitate to check his feed.

SmallMight420

We love falling asleep on the train and getting dropped off at the wrong station =D Even better, it’s in a part of town that screams “Come here if you have a knife kink”. If I don’t post again, y’all know what happened lol. someone pls find a way to delete this blog if I die, my mom doesn’t need to see the shit on here

Shinsou shook his head, stuffing the phone back into his pocket and leaping off of the roof. A part of him twinged at the thought of something happening to them, but he brushed it off. If some of what they post was any indicator, SmallMight could hold their own in a fight. At least enough to get out of any sour situations. Plus, this person definitely was smart enough to avoid anything too bad. They’d be fine.

His phone buzzed again on his way back to his hideout. After arriving and kicking off his boots, another vibration sent him over to his desktop to see what SmallMight had gotten up to in the few minutes it had taken him to return home.

SmallMight420

I’m like 90% sure that I just passed a crime scene but I didn’t want to stop and check cuz that would mean I’d have to call the police and wait for them, and that sounds for sure like a death sentence.

Shinsou scoffed, picking up the fast-food cup next to his computer and taking a long sip as he scrolled to the next post.

SmallMight420

Upside to all of this, look at the photo I was able to get! Who said having an editing app on my phone was a waste? I was able to enhance and retouch this while walking!

Shinsou expanded the image and immediately started choking on his drink.

It was him. Like, him inside of his costume and covered in blood. It was definitely from when he’d started making his way back home, but he had no idea when exactly it could have been.

Admittedly, it was an amazing picture. You could see the detailing on his clothes and the parts of his face that were visible. His eyes looked like they were glowing, brightly standing out from the backlighting he was getting from the starry sky behind him.

He shook his head to clear the thought away, immediately opening up the comments and frantically typing out a message.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TAKING PITCURES AND SHIT?!!?/1/!??!?/1 THERE WAS LITERALLY A WHOLE FUCKIN GANG FIGHT LIKE FIVE MINUTES AGO, THIS ISN’T A SAFE PART OF TOWN?!?!/1//1!??

The comment was up for only ten seconds before he saw it get deleted. Desperately, Shinsou started typing something else out when the bell icon in the upper corner turned red with a message. He grudgingly clicked it, seeing the notification “SmallMight420 now follows you!” Followed immediately by the notification “SmallMight420 would like to open messaging with you. Accept?” he confirmed the request and opened his messages.

SmallMight420: How tf do you know where I am? Also, you spelled pictures wrong.

Shinsou took to his frantic typing once more.

FuckyHead: PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR SURROUNDINGS!!!!!

SmallMight420: I’m fine, I’m concerned with the fact that you seem to have access to my location. Yours being something that I could easily find. I’ll kindly ask you to fuck off with that, because believe me when I say there is a lot more I can do to you than you can do to me.

Without thinking, Shinsou furiously sent a response.

FuckyHead: THAT IS ME IN YOUR PHOTO!!!! OF COURSE I KNOW WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE!!! I DON’T CARE ABOUT WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU THINK I WANT TO DO, GET OUT OF HERE AS FAST AS YOU CAN!!!!!!

There was a long pause after he sent the message and he realized what exactly it was he sent.

FuckyHead: Shit. I shouldn’t have said that.

SmallMight’s response suddenly popped through.

SmallMight420: DUDE SERIOUSLY?!?!?! YOU’RE SO COOL, HOLY SHIT

FuckyHead: … I literally caused the crime scene that you passed by

SmallMight420: Yeah, but you have this whole ideology thing that I like 100% agree with, at least what I’ve heard. I mean, I’m not really on board with the whole murder part, but I still think you’re right

FuckyHead: I’m flattered???? That doesn’t really matter tho, GET OUT OF HERE, HOW FAR ARE YOU FROM HOME?????

SmallMight420: I don’t live close to here at all lol. The train from this city just doesn’t go back to where I live at this time of night so I need to go to one of the neighboring towns

Shinsou leaned back in his seat, running a hand down his face. He was mulling over a very bad idea in his head, one that would not end well in any situation he could come up with. Yet, he found himself typing again.

FuckyHead: You said you could find my location?

SmallMight: Uh, yeah? But forgive me if I don’t want to go to the residence of a known killer. No hate, just don’t think it’d be a good idea

FuckyHead: In exchange for you not revealing where my base is, I’ll take you to the station

SmallMight hesitated again. Shinsou couldn’t blame them, it sounded like a complete trap. He wasn’t expecting the other person to accept, and he didn’t understand why he wanted them to. Sure, he found their page entertaining, but that shouldn’t have meant that he’d be willing to risk so much for them. Yet, he let out a sigh of relief when their answer finally came up.

SmallMight: I just set up something that will mass-post your base’s location in exactly one hour. Only way for it to be stopped is for ME to turn it off. Hurt me, and your little hideout is getting reported to all the pros in the surrounding 3 cities. I’m at the corner of 5th and Oak <3

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An excerpt from my fic “Midnight Stroll” on Ao3! If you’re interested, check out the link <3 https://archiveofourown.org/works/38579550/chapters/96436455 

[creator-chan3000]

My god this ask….my characters do be chaotic like that so when I was thinking of ideas I’m like my god my characters are dumbasses-

(Small note. Changed cheese to food. Because I wanted more of a diversity. Trust me you’ll see soon lol, it’s worth it)

Requested by @theneurodivergentdummy

How some of my characters and others react to catching someone sneaking food at 3am

Virisity and Grey:

* Grey had been awoken by odd movement in the night. Instantly alerted, he rushes to investigate.

* Virisity who was just breaking into their hideout, was confused on why Grey was up. Completely unfazed, Grey explains that he had heard odd noises. When they hear it again, they rush over!

* ….only to find Corey (the core virus) munching on a block of cheese. Grey isn’t even surprised but more relieved. Virisity is more concerned.

* “Couldn’t you just….cut the cheese up instead of eating it whole?” “No.” “Why are you even up?” “Cause I wanna. Stop questioning my lifestyle-“

* Grey ended up making hot chocolate and all three of them just had a rare, special moment together.

Rosa and Bunny:

* They were only up because they wanted to talk about random stuff. Just enjoying the moment even if it was super late. Until they heard weird noises from the kitchen.

* They hoped it wasn’t another intruder so they got weapons to protect themselves (broom and lamp post count right?)

* Man what they saw was….a true wtf moment.

* Kris, Error, Cross, Chara and Lisa fighting over the last chocolate bar. Apparently they all decided to try and wait until everyone was asleep to go get it. Unfortunately all of them had the same plan.

* The funniest part is that they were trying their absolute BEST to stay quiet. So when Bunny spoke up, they all JUMPED. The two girls laughed as the other others weren’t too happy….

Lisa (Me):

* Was staying up on her phone, instantly feeling guilty once she saw the time. But when she tried to go to sleep she heard a crash.

* She was tempted to ignore but was also very worried so she got up to check.

* Tell me how….the whole Deltarune group making a whole ass pizza at 3am. This suddenly turned into a pizzeria wtf-? Even they don’t know what they’re doing.

* Eventually she joined in. Followed by Cross. Then Chara and Bunny. Then pretty much everyone in the house except Nightmare and Error.

* Error eventually woke up, annoyed by the noises, started shouting at everyone. But OH WHEN NIGHTMARE WOKE UP. He was PISSED that everyone was up. Dadmare made everyone go to bed, scolding about the time, including Error who literally just woke up (poor Error 😅)

Bonus!

Gladion:

* A lovely smell woke him up. He instantly grew hungry….then he saw the time. Who the fuck is cooking curry at 3am???

* He dragged himself out of bed to look out the window. He saw Talia, his sister, and their Pokémon surrounded by Talia’s tent and cooking pot.

* …..why were they OUTSIDE? Isn’t it freezing out there? He rushed outside only to see the night sky was filled with brilliant stars, making him halt in front of the camp.

* “Beautiful isn’t it?” Talia asks before passing him a plate. “Come join us!”

* He just smiles and rolls his eyes. Guess he’ll just roll with it.

Starlet:

* She slept over at Ccino’s but was awoken to some odd noises. Now she thought it was one of Ccino’s cats so she went to go check without really think much on it.

* Just to see Epic trying to sneak cookies with his bruh-jitsu. Is she surprised? Not one bit. Is she bouta whoop his ass with the chancla? Yup.

* Epic and Starlet with the Chancla is actually a regular thing between the two. Literally keeps a spare one just for stunts like this. Though might be willing to bribe with those stolen cookies-

* Ccino catches them both and scolds them.

[steviescrystals]

its 5am and i can’t sleep and i have to ramble about something (a few somethings actually) bc i cannot stop thinking about it!! this is really just for me to get my thoughts out bc they’re driving me crazy, but on the off chance anyone reads this, prepare yourself: it’s about to be a very long post.

i have so many chronic issues — both physical and mental — that i’m just used to dealing with at this point, and i’m only just recently realizing how not normal they are?? the main thing that’s driving me insane lately is just my overall physical well being, like it’s just so… not good lmao. i’m extremely anemic, so i’m basically exhausted and lightheaded and dizzy and nauseous pretty much all of the time which is just awesome for me, and it’s been even worse than normal the past few months bc i have a ton of food issues that just keep getting worse (caused by a super fun combination of depression, disordered eating, constantly being sick, and just general stomach issues). my diet is really just all over the place and definitely not as nutritious as it needs to be, which as you can imagine does not help all the health issues i already have! on top of all that, i was finally diagnosed with adhd earlier this year after spending forever 1) constantly learning that a lot of things i had always thought were just “me things” were actually symptoms 2) being told by so many people around me WITH ADHD that i seemed like i had it, and 3) outright asking various psychiatrists and doctors to test me for it. because of the shortage on adhd medication, i only recently was able to get a prescription, and (this is where the relation to food comes in) literally no one — not my doctor, not the psychiatrist who prescribed it, not the pharmacist — thought to tell me that the medication i’m on lowers your appetite?? i only found out bc my mom, who’s a nurse, mentioned it one day and was shocked that i didn’t already know that was a side effect. so that sucks because i need the medication, but i also need to be eating a lot more than i currently am (especially because i’m also taking iron supplements for my anemia, and if you don’t eat enough while taking them, they make you sick). so! that’s all great for me!

i’ve also had chronic headaches since i was 11 years old that have continually gotten more frequent and more painful over the years, to the point that i get them almost every day and have taken advil, tylenol, midol, etc. so often that i’ve pretty much built up a tolerance to them and they do essentially nothing for me anymore. they’re usually just really bad headaches, but sometimes i get full-on migraines, and when i ended up in the ER in the spring (long story), the nurses told me i’m likely developing a migraine disorder. this is kind of just an unfortunate fact of life for me now since it’s been going on for eight years, but i’ve just been thinking about it a lot lately bc of a psychiatrist appointment i had a couple months ago (lots of various appointments lately but not much has gotten better… lol). when i was telling the psychiatrist about my headaches, he told me that the average person gets a headache twice a year, which just… genuinely blew my mind. like, i cannot imagine not having this problem. what a nice life that must be for the average person. and i mean, i’ve always known that i get headaches way more often than most people, but i truly could not wrap my brain around the difference being that extreme. i literally started asking everyone i knew how often they got headaches bc i was so surprised and curious, and they all told me they just never get them?? like that is insane to me, i’m so jealous.

okay last thing for now: the reason i’m still awake rn! i started struggling with insomnia when i was maybe 11 or 12, and just like with the headaches, it’s gotten worse and worse over time and i’ve just kind of grown accustomed to it. it always takes me hours to fall asleep, and i have a very hard time staying asleep — i usually wake up in the middle of the night at least two or three times a night. it’s another thing i knew wasn’t super typical, but it’s not insanely uncommon either. but that same psychiatrist had a statistic for this too, and he said that the average person wakes up in the middle of the night ONCE A YEAR (under normal circumstances, so not counting things like being sick or having abnormally high stress levels). he also asked me how long it takes me to fall asleep again after waking up in the night, and i said “not that long, like half an hour usually” and he quite literally just stared at me and said “yeah so that is long actually.” like, i know not everyone has insomnia, but this whole time i thought that everyone who DOES have it would have generally the same experience as me, and apparently that’s just not true lmao. in fact, he said my insomnia is so bad that i have what’s called terminal insomnia, so i guess this is just my life forever! how fun is that!

so that’s pretty much all i wanted to say (she said as if she didn’t just spend 30 minutes typing all of this). whenever something like this is on my mind, it makes it even harder to sleep than it already is all the time, so i figured i’d just come on here and word vomit for a while. i don’t expect anyone to read all of this (or any of it tbh), but if you have, thank you for listening! i hope you have a great day and get a better night’s sleep than me tonight :)

[dusty-22]

(Continued) pt3. Here I am sitting at work listening to heart break sad shit from koe wetzel Bailey Zimmerman and a few others thinking again. Also follow a heart break page on ig that gives me hope and also scares me because sometimes they said shit that makes me think we won’t work out or get another chance. What makes this shit so crazy is I met your mom dad and one of your sisters. The all knew about me because you told them everything. You even told me how I should propose if that day comes down the road. Wtf do you think? Of course I’m gonna be fucked up about this for a while. But anyway that’s besides the point now. This Friday I’ll be heading north for my last race of the year and you won’t be there. You missed one and it’s the only race I went 1-1. It killed me that you couldn’t be there. Lots of early mornings and late nights driving to the tracks. Even stayed over night in a tent. Like damn you definitely loved me and supported me. Idk anyone that would have done that. Idk how I’ll do Saturday but I hope I just stay safe and ride good enough to have fun. Accomplishing goals in life or just little things like winning a race are pointless because I have no one to share them with that loves me. You were it. I’ll never forget all those days with you at the track. Our “first” date was you coming to watch me practice. Literally turned you in instantly watching me ride. I never rode that well in a very long time. I guess having someone to show off too is all I needed lol I know deep down you want to tell me you love me before I go race this weekend but you won’t. You’ll pray till you fall asleep that I’m safe and do great. You’ll probably text me and say good luck you’re going to do amazing. I’ll miss those good luck be safe kisses behind the gate. I’ll miss intimidating all the other guys with you standing there as my “mechanic”. I’ll never forget you going barefoot standing in the rain and mud just to support me. Never in a million years did I think I could find me a beautiful girl that would even consider coming with me let alone go that far. Hard for me to want to race because the track is filled with family’s. We’d all babies all the time and cheer on the little guys and girls out on the track dreaming one day we’d have one out on the track. I don’t think I’ll ever be ever to replace you or our memories and talks. I feel bad for the next girl that has to try and fit your shoes. I don’t even want to try but I have too eventually. Yeah there’s a lot of beautiful women out there but there’s not another even close to you. Your beautiful one of a kind green eyes I’d stare into and dream and pray you’d never look away. All those nights we would dream and talk about the future we want haunt me as I try to sleep at night. I’m having crazy dreams that keep me awake. I’m numb to everything rn. I ride a street bike like it’s my last day. I drive without a seat belt or a care in the world what could ever happen. It’s evil to think negative about life rn but I just continue to pray to God everyday and thank him. I pray for you everyday that you get better and that I’m so happy I had you. Regardless of what happens to me just know I’ll only love you and I’ll always be your “skater boy”. I’ll never love someone like I did you. I’ll continue to tell myself you’ll come back and pray you do. You made me laugh you made me love myself you made feel like I wasn’t a pos. I never thought I was good enough for anyone. In the end you’ll probably settle for alcoholic ass that doesn’t do shit and I’ll settle for someone I don’t love just cause she loves me. It seems to only work like that in real like because the movies made our love look real. I’ll probably write a kids book about heart break but only adults will truly know the meaning. I’ll update and post pt 4 sometime soon when I find out what’s new.

[lavender--fairy]

"I Shifted!!"

OKAY OKAY So i just got back from like 2 months from my dr (1 hour=1 week in my dr) I really wasn't gonna come back but i promised myself that i'd come back to tell you guys so here i am!! 🔮My dr🔮 So in my dr i live in the dorm of stray kids(a kpop band) and i will eventually get famous and end up being an actual celeb. i am a Fashion student btw. And i am also friends with other bands.i also have super powers cause why not. Plus if i have an AI in my mind names Jarvis and when i ask him stuff he answers and helps me with everything. 🦋How i shifted 🦋 So i was really mad last night cause everytime i tried to shift i'd sleep and wake up in this reality. i literally yelled at the universe and was like "i am not waking up in this reality anymore bye" and went to bed but fell asleep again. then i woke up in the middle of night after like 30 mins and then i started affirming that i was in my dr and fell asleep(that was the last thing on my mind when i fell asleep) i slept in the feeling of wish fulfilled. (reminder you dont need to be mad to shift lmao) ✨When i woke up✨ I was kinda awake but didn't wanted to wake up, and then my eyes just opened all of a sudden (i scripted that my eyes will open automatically when i fully shift) i saw that my blanket was different and i was like "wait what" i woke up and saw around and was super confused but when i realized that it was my dr bedroom I LITERALLY WAS LIKE AHHHHHH!! i did reality checks to see if i was dreaming but it felt so real like OMG, i literally buried my face in a pillow and screamed. i started looking around my room and i was the most excited about my closet cause i planned what it'd look like. when i checked it had alll the outfits and i was so excited to wear them!! i literally sat there going crazy for a while and then a thought hit me "so you are telling me that when i go through that door THE REAL stray kids will just be outside?? like just chilling?? omgg" I realized about Jarvis so i said "Jarvis?" and i tell you i heard "yes master, may i help you?" I WAS SOO SHOOK OMGGG !! I went out to see Channie oppa (im sorry it feels weird without honorifications now lol) and he saw me and said "oh the princess is finally awake huh?" i literally said "ARE YOU REAL??" and he laughed and pinched his cheeks and said "i mean i think so??" he said he bought some strawberries cause i asked him to and i was like "th-thank you" i brushed, took a shower,wore my fit, and then i got a call from niki from enhypen( a band again) he said to come over and i said "i didnt even eat my breakfast yet" he said we were eating breakfast and Jake oppa said "it feels like someone is missing" and everyone said oh yeah -my name- is missing so they ordered food for me too and want me to come over. i was like okay so he said he's come to pick me up. i literally kept taking pictures of everything cause it was my first day after shifting yk lmao. (its getting too long but i'll make another post if you want me to) YOU GUYS SHIFT!! ITS THE BEST EXPERIENCE OF ALL TIMES!! DONT GIVE UP YOU WILL SHIFT!!