#i love bulling my homies

[howling-at-stars]

Getting ugly screenshoots of friends while on video calls only to bring them up later like blackmale is a love language. (My love language)

[itsblasttothepast]

In what rabbit hole did I fall into, that everything is upside down now?

Helmut Marko defending Checo AGAIN! I mean... what? Twice already? And now Horner being the one speaking shit every day about Checo's performance, demanding results and saying that maybe his seat will be available for Yuki or Daniel?

I think Marko is playing a game where he does the opposite of Horner, and since now Horner seems to be enemy #1 to Checo, Marko is all... meh (can't say supportive or caring, because let's not exaggerate, but at least he's not attacking Checo and he's saying he'll bounce back from this losing streak).

So I see different outcomes from this (explained, just for fun, with memes) (and also, these are my deluded theories, not to be taken TOO seriously):

Outcome 1: Checo's car will miraculously work again and Checo will at least be in the top 5 the next race, and perhaps p3 or p2 the other one before summer break. This will be accompanied by the generic RBR speech of 'we knew he would do it' and 'we support him' while they kept playing mind games with Checo, his fans and his haters.

Outcome 2: Red Bull fires Checo with their bullshit clause or whatever, and decide to bring Sainz to the team; or Horner finally wins and let Ricciardo take that seat, or Yuki, or Liam, or Bird, or on a very incredibly plot twist, Horner himself takes the damn seat. This leaves with Checo looking for other teams and little window of opportunity to actually get any real options (now, let's remember that Ford's CEO loves Checo and wants him badly, so this outcome will be bloody).

Outcome 3: Checo actually ends his contract, tired of all this bullshit, and says:

Then, in another incredible plot twist, Toto Wolff actually hires Checo to spite Horner, because he keeps throwing to his face that the car is fucked, so he will get his revenge getting Checo to be Russell's minister of defense (maybe hubby Hamilton will also give the boss a good reference for Checo). And let's remember that Toto and Horner have this weird sexual tension, so when he gets Checo for 2025 (only that year, he will get Antonelli with more experience for 2026) he will be like this:

And if Toto doesn't fit into my theory because he's too stubborn, then maybe Audi will give Checo a seat, until Ford decides to buy his own team and hire Checo.

Outcome 4: Aaaaaan my last one... in a crafty game of chairs, Charles says 'screw this' and leaves Ferrari, goes to Red Bull with frenemy Max, and Checo goes to Ferrari to be hubby's teammate, Carlos goes to Mercedes, Daniel gets crushed by Yuki, Logan finally wins a Grand Prix (eagle sounds in the background), Pierre and Esteban get married and Valteri Bottas releases a new, nude, spicy calendar for 2025.

All right, here's my hot take from the rabbit hole, my homies, please let me know how crazy I am and if you have another outcome, my inbox and comments are your canvas.

[snowywolf1005]

@msp1nk : @snowywolf1005 What if the kid pirates find out the Marines want to use the chimera reader as a weapon?

Okay!

KID PIRATE X CHIMERA READER

When kidd heard that the marine was trying to capture you and use you as a weapon, even the world government.

He won't let anyone take a lay hand on you. Even his crew found out about it, and they promised to protect you because you're so kind to them.

But then you were kidnapped by kaido and want to drink your blood, to have the same ability as you. Kid knew he had to save you.

And in kid reaction, seeing your original form of chimera body same height as big mom, and has a female head lion with horns.

Kid knew he had to save you, but he and Law were attacking big mom. And you came along to save them. The crew were happy to see you, and they never forgive what kaido and Big Mom are trying to do to you.

Kid made a gaint metal of bull, and law started to argue, and big mom healed herself by making her bone back to life.

Kid uses Assign on Big Mom, magnetizing her and the tower behind her. She is flung towards its wall, unable to escape.

Kid’s metallic bull is launched towards her, so she tears the wall down and uses it to shield herself from Kid’s attack. She sarcastically thanks Kid for putting the wall on her back.

That is where you attack big mom behind, scratching her, biting her. Till there was blood. "What the!? (Y/N)!? Are you helping these idiots?! I thought we're family!" She said.

Hearing those words made you pissed off really hard, "I'm not your family! They're my family! So, die! You old bitch hag!!" You yelled, making law and kid were surprised, you cuse.

You learn that from Kid, even everyone was surprised to hear. Then big mom grab you and yeet you out of the way, then big mom use Mother’s Visit Cannon: 3,000 Leagues of Misery technique. Misery, Big Mom’s homie.

At Kid! You don't want Kid to get hurt, so you jump and hug him. And you did get hurt very badly by misery. You started to bleed. "(Y/N)! Get out of here! you're gonna kill yourself!" Kid shouts, but big mom didn't know it was you.

Big mom tells misery to stop. You fell down of all the attacks, you still breathing. Crew was surprised and upset to see you collaps. They thought you're gonna die.

Then, big mom noticed the surrounding debris floating in air. Law suddenly uses Takt and sends a nearby tower to crush Big Mom. He uses K-ROOM: Anesthesia and stabs her in the chest. His sword extends beyond Onigashima and even to the earth’s crust below.

Big mom was about to punch Law, but you bite her shoulder, giving Law a chance to use his sword deep. Once it finally reaches the earth, magma pool.

Law proceeds to launch Puncture Wille. Big Mom panics and cries out for him to stop. The technique creates a giant hole all the way to the ground. Law retracts his blade and moves away from Big Mom.

Big Mom almost falls into the hole but manages to grab on. She commands Misery to burn Law to death, but Law shouts to Kid to “do it.” Kid appears, ready to launch his attack. Big Mom eggs him on, saying that it will not be enough to take her down, but Law declares that her era has ended.

Kid uses his Damned Punk technique and fires a beam at Big Mom, hoping to send the emperor through the hole law created. However, she holds on, unwilling to go down.

Then you use fire breathing to push big mom into the hole.

@msp1nk , sorry I didn't write any marine, but I hope you love it.

[peculiarbluerose]

RE4 Leon Kennedy - Random Headcanons

(This is for the 4th game, not the 2nd)

TW: Mentions of alcoholism

• Leon, despite being of Italian descent, does not do the hand gesture we all joke about with Italians

• He also is a mediocre cook. Actually, he probably doesn't cook at all, just lives off of sandwiches

• He has nightmares, and a lot of them. A PTSD thing.

• Speaking of PTSD, after what happened with Raccoon City in RE2, and then later down the line, what happened with Spain (RE4, obviously), he definitely has it.

• He also likely has some form of depression, but I can get into that in another post

• He'd be the type to show he loves someone through actions, little actions. He would be the type to quietly vacuum the living room if a loved one mentioned their lack of time and motivation to do it themselves. By quietly, I mean he wouldn't say anything about it, he'd just do it.

• He likely nicknames SO's with Spanish nicknames. Not something common, such as "mi amor," since everybody and their mother probably knows what that translates to.

• Instead, he'd call an SO things like "muñequita," "tesoro," and "querido."

• If his SO doesn't know Spanish, he'd probably get that tiny smirk on his face watching you try to figure it out.

• He has scars, and lots of them. There is no way he got through two major traumatic events and didn't get one scar from it.

• He's the type to have been told that men shouldn't cry or some bull like that. Instead, he'll get irritable and completely silent, and his face is a dead giveaway to what he's feeling (despite trying not to show it).

• In secret, away from his loved ones, he does end up breaking down, even when he tries not to. This is almost always away from the public eye, so likely at night when he's lying in bed or if he's in the shower, or just at home in general (if he lives alone).

• As for his alcohol issues, I wouldn't be shocked if that started earlier than Capcom let on

• Since he was volun-told to be an agent, this likely contributed to his alcoholism and depression

• Hero complex to the max; if he can't save one person, he can't save anyone. This ends up being detrimental to his mental health (though his desire to help others in RE2 is quite endearing)

• He probably would get flashbacks to Spain if he heard any form of dog howling, barking, or related audio triggers

• I say audio triggers because he seems like the type to focus on them.

• Due to being an agent, he has very good skill, but also some pretty bad habits that he formed during training

• He knows when someone is flirting, he just doesn't reciprocate- if he responds at all- if he doesn't have any interest in the person.

• He's not as uwu small soft boi as he was in RE2. Have you seen his roundhouses? They're higher than my grades. He will destroy you.

• Speaking of destroying people, he will also be the type to not hesitate to point a weapon at you if he hears anything related to you being or having been on the enemy's side. This is also ingrained into him from training, but he also doesn't want a repeat of what happened with Ada in RC.

• Speaking of Ada, he will show no softness for the people who try to use him to get what they want. He knows what side he's on from the get-go, and will not hesitate to leave you behind (though he may miss you a bit. He definitely will not tell anyone that, though)

• He's down-to-earth. Whether you want him to be blunt or not, he will be blunt. Sometimes, this can cause rifts in his relationships with other people, though. He's calloused compared to your everyday dude.

• He's a rough-around-the-edges type of guy. He may be a rough lover usually, but he will 100% have his soft moments

That's all I got, homies.

[sommerregenjuniluft]

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Ant Pile | rosekiller | E | 21.3k words | chapter 2/2 | modern day AU, unhinged stupid teenage boy behavior, hood rat x whatever the opposite of a nepo baby is, slice of life

This is a story about two boys raised by the sun. Florida heat, being a teenager, best friends and how falling in love works when you've already loved them for as long as you can remember. — [ heavily insp by Dominic Fike’s song Ant Pile/album Sunburn ]

no one’s gonna say anything against a dude kissing his homie good luck | rosekiller | M | 3.1k words | stupid teenage bois, jealousy and Good Luck Kissing

Evan’s fingers clench in the worn cotton. Somewhere in the back of his head there’s sirens going off, a voice yelling at him to not do it. It’s a husky little thing when it tumbles out of Evan anyways. “You want a good luck kiss?” — [Ant Pile b-side]

Die a Little Death For Me | jegulus | E | 2.7k words | smut, trans reg, light dom/sub, voyuerism ft. the rosekiller boys

James leans down, admonishing, voice patronizing in his ear, “You gotta be quiet for me though, love. Can you be a good boy and do that for me?”

Suck the marrow out my bones and all you’ll taste is yourself | old wolfstar | T | 1.6k words | domestic, toothrotting fluff

“Moons,” whispered on a breathy little snicker, much too boyish for a man in his mid fifties and the mattress dips beneath his weight.

Teeth | wolfstar | E | 3.9k words | written for the Kinktober 2023 prompts Dubcon and Stripping

And then Remus squats down in front of him, a palm held under Sirius’ chin, “C’mon, spit, baby.” Sirius cheeks are flaring and he throws his chin up and forcefully spits the man right in his fucking face.

Always Pushing her Luck | lesbian wolfstar | E | 2.6k words | the inherent eroticism of lathering someone up in sunscreen/aloe lotion

Remus braces herself but, really, she should have seen it coming. “Kiss it better?”

Ribs Are Designed To Be Crawled Into | lesbian wolfstar | M | 1.7k words | bloody and gory-ish, feelings realization, canon universe

“Chest a widely open crater that Remus wants to duck into and make a home for herself in. Close the bones of Sirius’ ribs behind her like some grotesque form of double doors.”

rotting/festering away in the docs:

The Other Lily | the other zoey pandalily AU | E? | Christmas rom com fluff & angst with a happy ending, Rosier cousins!, College AU

Lily is popular by accident because she likes helping others, is top of her classes and can be ‘witty in a real sexy way’ according to her best friend James. She doesn’t know what she expects from romance until Lily runs into someone that’s just as thorough, clever and unintentionally charming—Evan Rosier. A perfect match on paper that she’s eager to explore. But then she accidentally causes Evan’s cousin Pandora to get run over by a car and sort of becomes her girlfriend and then gets invited to a skiing trip that Evan is also going to attend and, well. A girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do. James tells her she’s bonkers and if he was less consumed by a particular delivery guy with pouty lips and a French accent he might have been able to do something about it.

or, How Lily Evans steals someone’s girlfriend in a roundabout way Christmas miracle style

sun-baked dirt | wolfstar & jegulus cowboy au early 2000s | E

i’m talking mechanical bulls, chaps, skinny dipping, ex-equestrian black brothers, meaningful talks under the stars, the prettiest set of boots and lots of heart eyes and sexual tension

mira, mi amor | insp by a zar prompt! | jegulily & background wolfstar modern day nanny au | E | age gap, chronic illness, poc jily, smut

harry has 4 younger siblings: we’re serving an angsty almost-teenager, red-haired twins (because i couldnt help myself) and one precious toddler—lily and james are shagging non-stop to compensate for having the hots for their nanny and regulus is perpetually stressed out or horny (…….or both)

— a million and one more little things, mostly porn oneshots but also a whole fuckin haikyuu and maze runner au?? yeah

feel free to come yell at me about any of these:) also haikyuu, jjk, atla, aftg, httyd or anything in general really<3

[quitealotofsodapop]

So will Jade faced princess ever be mentioned in your au? Since LMK kinda goes "Don't trust history" I like to imagine she was just Red's babysitter and people assumed she was a mistress

Oh man I went down a fox-hole with this. I find her potiential as a character so good for the LMK verse. She could be a villain, an ally, a general, or in my personal fave idea: Ultimate Auntie. (One of my fave interpetations is by @harveylikestoart).

So my idea for Princess Jade Face / Jade Faced Princess / Yu Mian Gongzhu is this:

Birth name is Ruan Yu (soft jade/nephirite), but goes by Jade to her friends, and Auntie to anyone she deems younger than her.

Appearance wise: she's a humanoid fox spirit/Huli-Jing with dark green hair, pale skin, and big green eyes. Loves wearing really old fashioned long-sleeved hanfu that trail behind her (mostly to shield her tails without glamour), and is hyper-feminine. Wears obnoxiously patterned cheongsams while out and about.

Has a "feral" form of an eight-tailed dark green fox. She mostly shifts into this form for comfort. Think of the shapeshifter equivalent of taking off your bra after work.

She's a minor royal of a big family of fox demons. Same family as Jin & Yin's (+ Lin the accountant's) mom actually! She likes visiting them whenever she's in the city.

Knew DBK long before the Brotherhood days. They were childhood best friends in the Underworld who got mistaken for a couple a lot (cus "a guy and a girl can't just be friends" obvs /sarcasm). When PIF came along, Jade was one of DBK's biggest hypemen.

Her dynamic with DBK and PIF is essentially an older Traffic Light Trio, with her as the Mei. Green coded, high energy, and adored mutually by the others.

Because of her chill nature and hyper-fem style, people assume she's dumber than she actually is. She plays up her more "Barbie" qualities when she's tricking people/gaining information.

She's ridiculously good at handling babies and toddlers since she grew up with so many little nieces/nephews/niblings. When baby Red got fussy, a little visit from Auntie Jade immediately perked him up.

Wasn't an "active" member of the Brotherhood back in the day, but was a big supporter and intelligence gatherer. She almost got charged with treason after Sun Wukong's imprisonment, but PIF covered for her - despite their first impressions not being so great. She offically left the Brotherhood after Princess Iron Fan and Demon Bull King's engagement.

Was really sad alongside PIF and DBK when Red Son/Boy got taken to the Southern Seas by Guanyin to rein in his emotions. The "affair" mentioned in JttW wasn't an affair at all, but a human misinterpetation of how DBK was helping out his homie emotionally. Jade never forgave the writer for branding her as DBK's mistress.

Is extremely doting and embarassing to Red Son even when he's an adult. She's practically his second mother. Cheek pinching, calling him "kit", saying that he needs to eat more food, sharing baby photos with his friends etc...

The "Jade" in her name is not only a reference to her dark green hair/fur. Her family are Rock/Earth-type demons. She was so good at handling Red as a baby since fire doesn't bother her as much. She also owns a fox mask made of literal jade that she wore back in the Brotherhood days to hide her identity she thought looked mysterious and dramatic.

Doesn't have an actual spouse or biological kids of her own. She's happy being the best unmarried Auntie she can to all the kids.

Will def appear later in the "Monkey King and the Infant"-verse as Red's fave Auntie. Once PIF has "picked up" (read: kidnapped) Red back from the Southern Seas, Jade is immediately called in for babysitting backup.

She and Macaque became friends again on accident while working at the theatre together. She's part of the costume and makeup department, and it took them a few crossed paths to finally recognise one another. She is def partially to blame for Red's flair for dramatics.

Has a particular grudge against Zhu Bajie for whacking her with the rake. Has a nasty scar that starts on the back of her head down to her shoulder blades from the fight. Was extremely cold towards Pigsy before she realised (very embarassed) that he was just Bajie's decendant.

Initially disliked Sun Wukong when they reunited, but quickly it became clear that the the two's more loud, reckless natures bounced off one another. Are rivals for the title of "Best Babysitter".

Spoils baby MK and the other kids rotten. Doesn't matter if the baby is a mystic monkey, dragon, cat demon, human, or demon bull calf; baby is baby.

Takes an obscene amount of luggage with her no matter where she goes. Is "hairdryer in her purse" kind of prepared.

Yips when she's excited/happy. Also chirps in response to Baby MK's monkey chirping. The language crossover of fox and monkey sounds is surprising.

Voice claim: Diane Morgan/Philomena Cunk. She has a softer British accent compared to her related demon niblings. Red Son may or may not have developed his accent from her.

Gosh I love weird women characters.

[loyaltykask]

Chapter 24

@journeythroughjourneytothewest

WUKONG YOU ABSOLUTE ASSHOLE XD HE SO MEAN I LOVE IT

Wukong: You had a wild night didn't you Bajie: This is kosher being tied up!!

Even Wujing has to tease him there is no mercy for the middle child vibes

Precious

I like how they ask Wukong when they might be going there and they listen to him seriously. Like they know he is the strongest there and that he has been all around the world. Poor Sanzang being human has no idea when he could make it, whether in this lifetime or the next. But Wukong putting that tidbit of determination and will is actaully really sweet that he thinks Sanzang has a chance.

Haha Equal is Earth

Creepy fruit, however living to 47,000 is also kinda dope. Like that a fuck ton of years

These guys are just around Wukong's age. 1,212, and 1,200

These shits are like "But we Daoists and they Buddist why would we welcome them?" their teacher has to be like "Cause he a nice guy assholes now shut up and do it"

This guy is pretty generous but also what an ass. Oh sure, Sanzang gets 2 Fruits that like 94,000 years of life for his past life, TEN LIFETIMES AGO. And Wukong, Bajie, and Wujing getting nothing for being 'rowdy'

Even Wukong says this guy is full of himself which is saying SOMETHING from him.

Wukong has to pull a Sanzang life all over again and make sure no one eats his baby. These Fucking brats really are just as bad as they are in the Movies Not a single ounce of respect for Earth Even Wukong is behaving better than them

Wukong calls them FLIMFLAM

TARADIDDLE! BULL SHANK! THIS IS AN OLD MAN!

Also love that Sanzang is trying to change the subject else these two brats rile Wukong even more. Like Sanzang becoming a master of trying to dodge topics

I like how Sanzang is more worried that these brats are going to start some shit to rile Wukong up rather than Wukong actaully being riled up. Like he knows he talked to some brats but he can't change that XD just like customer server. I love that Sanzang just straight-up makes plans to fucking leave. Like "we can rest here but yeah lets gtfo" And now these boys are like "no please come in we were told to serve only you"

Bunch of two-faced assholes

Probs not even then, they represent hard Confucianism where Daoism and Buddhism are not meant to interact with one another and not even respect one another. Wukong is a legit representation of fighting that stereotype by being a symbol of both and achieving true immortality for it. Honestly, Sanzang refusing to believe those aren't real ass babies makes me wonder how fucking close to babies these fruits actaully looked liked. Like Sanzang the most gullible and naive of them all refuse to believe those are actaully ass babies XD That says something

I mean if I was eating something that looked too human I would also probs pass on it

This is honestly my favorite arc cause it is just such a 'boys will be boys' like the idea was Bajie's but he shared it with Wukong who was 100% on board, he didn't need an ounce of convincing, he just said "fuck yea, fuck those brats lets get that fruit, I'll do it myself" and then they just get Wujing his own too cause he just that good of a homie Like..... sometimes it's the stupid stuff you do together that makes it all the more memorable. Crimes committed together are enjoyed together.

WUJING WAS SO EXCITED HE WANTED TO TRY. WUKONG REALLY IS THE BEST BIG BRO HE GOT HIS HOMIE COVERED

I have to admit calling someone a baldhead is be fighting words indeed

Sanzang like: Hey even if they did commit the crime let's watch the fucking language

it's like breaking someone's sports car and being like "well we can at least say sorry, that should be enough" LIKE IF THAT IT SANZANG'S PHILOSOPHY NO WONDER HE LETS PEOPLE GET AWAY WITH SO MUCH SHIT DAMN And he still like: hmmm, doesn't sound like my boys

HE TRUSTS HIS BOYS He also got to love the homies for agreeing that snitches get stitches and that they should all lie together damnit

True brotherhood

[lets-talk-spirituality]

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Because nothing can make you feel cockier than rap! And 2023 is a year for cockiness after spending years being way too humble.

🎤🎧🎸🥁🎹🎺🎻🎷🪗🪇🪈🪕🪘🎤🎧🎸🥁

DNA- Kendrick Lamar

My Hood- Jeezy

All Day-Kanye West

Piss on your grave— Travis Scott

U Mad? — Vic Mensa

I’m different—2 Chainz

Ain’t I— Yung LA

Rubberband Man— TI

Rubberband Man— A$AP Ferg

Beat It— Young Dolph

U guessed it— OG Maco

Final Warning— NLE Choppa

Not Nice—Megan Thee Stallion

Bricks— Gucci Mane

Halle Berry—Hurricane Chris

Hard in da Paint— Waka Flocka Flame

Grove St Party— Waka Flocka Flame

Snap Yo Fingers— Lil Jon

Hypnotized— Plies

U don’t know me— T.I.

We Luv Deez Hoez— OutKast

Yeah Right— Vince Staples

Smoke & Retribution— Flume

No Long Talk— Drake

John— Lil Wayne

Money in the Grave—Drake

Suge— DaBaby

Throw Some Ds— Rich Boy

You was right— lil uzi vert

Bitch—moneybagg yo

Press—Cardi B

No Frauds— Nicki Minaj

Party Up— DMX

Hold It, Now Hit It— Beastie Boys

Fuck that shit— Three 6 Mafia

Birdz— wuki

Materialism as a means to an end—$uicideboy$

Love Again— Run the Jewels

Gas Pedal—Sage the Gemini

Whole Lotta Choppas— Sade ft Nicki Minaj

Whole lotta money— Bia

Bills paid— Dj Khaled

All Ass— Migos

Fuckwitmeyouknowigotit—Jay Z

Track Star Remix— Mooski

Lookin’ Boy— Hot Stylz

Thick— Dj Chose

Laffy Taffy— D4L

The way I live— Baby Boy Da Prince

Independent— Webbie

Roll Out (My Business)— Ludacris

Holidae Inn— Chingy

HAM— Kanye West

Backseat Freestyle— Kendrick Lamar

Diana— Pop Smoke

Blasé— Ty Dolla Sign

IV. sweatpants— Childish Gambino

Hella Neck—Carnage

Bricks—Carnage

I Like Tuh— Carnage

Going through changes—Eminem

Yahhh!— Soulja Boy

Still Dre— Dr. Dre

Nuthin’ But A G Thang— Dr. Dre

Pressurelicious—Megan Thee Stallion

Hot N****— Bobby Shmurda

Don’t Like— Chief Keef

Panda— Desiigner

Swing— Savage

Tie Me Down— New Boyz

Mrs Right— Mindless Behavior

Shake Senora— Pit Bull

Dance (ASS)— Big Sean

Amen— Meek Mill

Started—Iggy Azalea

Look At Me!— XXXTENACION

All Gold Everything—Trinidad James

Famous—21 Savage

Enough— Flume/Pusha T

You Be Killin ‘Em—Fabolous

Country Grammer— Nelly

Lock Jaw— French Montana

We Fly High—Jim Jones

Move (If You Wanna)—Mims

Rock Yo Hips— Crime Mob

I Know You See It— Yung Joc

Hood N****— Gorilla Zoe

Throw Some Mo—Rae Sremmurd

Flex (Ohh, Ohh, Ohh)— Rich Homie Quan

My N****— YG

Flex Like Ouu— Lil Pump

Whoopty— CJ

Shoulder Lean—Young Dro

Ridin’ Dirty— Chamillionaire

Lean Back— Terror Squad

Where the bag at—City Girls

Stupid— Ashnikko

Spoil My Night—Post Malone

Slow Motion—Juvenile

Too much sauce— Future

Lean Wit it Rock Wit It— Dem Franchize Boyz

P.I.M.P— 50 Cent

[shitshowkb]

finally decided to watch outer range (because of lewis pullman) and i have no idea what to expect, so here we are:

⭐︎ outer range - season one, episode one reaction ⭐︎

• now who did homie just throw into the abyss???

• my subtitles say low rumbling, wtf is happening

• well hello rhett abbott loml

• "y'all hear that?" no sir i did not & apparently no one else did either

• alright wtf happened, something sketchy

• he rides bulls??? yep, i'm in love

• ah more low rumbling that i can't hear

• "something is coming. something is happening."

• well that's not ominous at all

• and now there's cows missing...

• lewis pullman in a cowboy is something i did not know i needed but here we are

• and more low rumbling...

• now what in the hell

• ain't no way i'd lay down and shove my arm into this massive mysterious hole in the ground

• sir what are you doing???

• alright wtf

• here i was thinking rebecca's dead but apparently she's just missing???

• nah my stupid ass would probably get a little too curious and just jump into the abyss

• that or i'd fall in bc i'm clumsy af

• "what the fuck" MOOD

• i can't decide what kind of vibe this autumn girl gives me 🤔

• i wanna grab some drinks with rhett

• oooh is there gonna be a fight? i love a good fight

• yessss fuck him up, it's what he deserves

• OH SHIT

• he dead

• nah wtf is up with this autumn girl

• and wtf is with this buffalo??? bison??? buffalo???

• daddy abbott's gonna throw homies dead body into the abyss, isn't he???

• "let's fix this" love a good cover up, let's gooo

• rhett is so mf fine omg

• please don't tell me his damn brothers are already at the damn door

• of course they are

• this shit is about to get crazy, i can feel it

• oh ffs this brothers are pissing me off

• can we throw them all into the hole???

• that's it, kill all 3 of em, i'm over it

• oh shit, his dead body done fell off the horse

• fuck fuck fuck

• oh thank god he made it

• now what in the fuck is autumn doing out here

• nah go ahead and throw her in the hole too

• BITCH WHAT THE FUCK

• SHE DID NOT OMG

[puppy-the-mask]

We finished season 4 and I immediately clocked Azure as Elfman from fairytail and then found out his va is also All Might

Gonna put all my thoughts about it in one post under the cut

I’m so happy MK’s past is being touched on as a main plot line and also- Pigsy literally being MK’s adoptive dad made us emotional ;w; HE CALLED HIM SON- MK CALLED HIM DAD I’m fucking sobbing ;;;A;;;

Also I’m about to throw down with this fucking bird- even in the brotherhood he wouldn’t shut the fuck up and kept giving Macaque shit FOR NO REASON- how tf can you call yourself someone’s friend and just keep calling them a coward when Controlling Shadows and Sneaking Around is LITERALLY THEIR STRONG SUIT. Imma make a fucking duck roast out of him

On the topic of Macaque homeboy made a fucking bootleg of wukong’s game XD with the ‘I just picked up a ‘how to draw anime’ book’ artstyle I love him so much and he’s so genuinely nice helping MK out with his issues I’m so happy. He came to cause havoc and slander Wukong and then the moment he saw Mk glitching out and struggling with his power he got serious. *Bangs my fist on the table* THIS MAN!!! *ahem* I am completely normal about this

On the flip side we are DISTRAUGHT over what happened with the demon bull family. I think my mom is gonna kill Azure for trapping Redson- we’ll tag team ‘em XD I love how much they genuinely adore each other. They fought against each other and fell in love enemies to lovers style I swear these are the best characters and they don’t even get touched on half the time It’s A Travesty

Also it annoyed me that Azure immediately blamed Mk for trying to get Wukong back and blamed him for the tablet breaking when HE WAS THE ONE TO SLICE IT- IT LITERALLY WOULDN’T HAVE BROKEN HAD THIS BITCH NOT WHIPPED OUT HIS SWORD. He’s so quick to judge others and is blind to his own hypocrisy, if he stopped for one moment to talk things out before hand things wouldn’t have gone bad but then he gets all sad that others didn’t act according to his plan. I can somewhat understand him but homeboy needs to take a step back and look inwards for a hot sec. I do appreciate that he was trying not to involve the group in the matter since they aren’t their ancestors, and let them choose to involve themselves though. So I kinda like him but his lackeys not so much, especially that fucking bird >:(

Also idk about anyone else but during S3 when Nezha (?)was teamed up with Mk -for like a single fight- my brain went ‘big bro vibes’. Cause I can’t not put everyone into the found family like a buncha dolls in my new lmk doll house XD but I’m excited to see how he’ll fit in the group dynamic and if he’s gonna be a bigger character next season. He seems really cool!

ALSO THE DRAGON- MEI’S DRAGON ANCESTOR- OMFG HE’S SO CUTE. Dude is adorable- they gave him oversized sleeves and he’s so chill XD 10/10 character design he was so nice homie was just chilling in the dungeon unbothered. ‘Just make a new sword? 🙂’ and he was so right- he’s so incredibly based I love his vibe and he was only here for like 5 minutes

[livinglifeonpause]

Build Up - picking teams

- ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, they're keeping the team the same for the next 2 missions????? BULL SHIZ. - omg, who was the one who stood up? jahaha! - Seunghun baby with his hand on Jeupies leg is killlling meeeee! - hahaha, homie goes "im not having fun RN" TOP TIER TIME: V34: Park Jeup (30) (Imfact) 8 > 10 > 8 > 8 > x ( V19: Lee Gwangseok (25) (solo) 1 > 4 > 4 > 2 > x ( V30: Jung Soomin (19) (Solo) 4 > 7 > 4 > 6 > x ( V4: Sunyoul (27) (UPT10TION) 2 > 2 > 6 > 6 > x ( V2: Jay Chang (22) (ONEPACT) - 8.5 > 8 > 10 > 5 > x ( - okay, top tier can KEEP the 3 members they have already!! waaahh! good twist. - Jeupies so cuuuute. grinning like that! - seunghun got his braces off <3 <3 - Jay Chang 100% said "oh shit" in his head - whooooa, Jung Soomin's a real one! - omg, who said "jesus christuh" (wahhhhh its lagging) - omg, did my seunghun say "did you brainwash him?" HE KNOWS. - Wumuti's cute pulling up his knees cause he's nervous. that feels real. Like if he's flamboyant, be 100% I'm SO into it. - Jay said "I could do better in another team" HE KNOWS. - I always forget how tall seunghun is. Cause in CIX, Hyunsukie is a friggen giant. - so Jay loves Bitsaeon (and Seunghun?? did he say that? fuck these subs) - and Jeup loves Donghun V34: Park Jeup (30) (Imfact) 8 > 10 > 8 > 8 > x ( picks V20: Lee Donghun (30) (A.C.E.) 6 > 10 > 8 > 7 > x ( V3: Bain (22) (JUST B) 9 > 6 > 6 > 7 > x (orange hair) V11: Jeon Woong (26) (AB6IX) 3 > 4 >4 > 5 > x ( .....innneresting. not sure why he picked Bain and Jeon Woong... did they score high in votes or something?? Is he playing the "lets debut" game? He wants to win?? - either way Jay effing LOVES it. V2: Jay Chang (22) (ONEPACT) - 8.5 > 8 > 10 > 5 > x ( picks V36: Bitsaeon (28) (M.O.N.T) 5.5 > 3 > 1 > 5 > x ( V1: Seunghun (24) (CIX) 4 > X > 7.5 > 8 > x ( V39: Kim Minseo (21) (nothing) 4 > 4 > 5 > 6 > x ( - sooooo Jay KNOWS he's handsome. He said "i agree, we're visuals" hmmmm. V19: Lee Gwangseok (25) (solo) 1 > 4 > 4 > 2 > x ( keeps V5: Lim Junhyeok (30) (Ex-Day6) 1 > 2 > 3 > 4 > x (Day 6 kid) V40: Yeo One (27) (Pentagon) 2 > 2 > 3 > 2 > x (pentagon kid) and picks V29: Hwang Inhyeock (25) (Nada) 3 > 6 > 4 > 5 > x ( V30: Jung Soomin (19) (Solo) 4 > 7 > 4 > 6 > x ( keeps V10: Lee Geonwoo (22) (JustB) - 2 >2 > 3 > 2 (pinky hair) V18: Kim Seohyung (22) (musicals) 2 > 3 > 5 > 3 ( and picks V8: Choi Haram (22) (Musicals) 2 > 6 > 5 > 5 > x ( so then V4: Sunyoul (27) (UPT10TION) 2 > 2 > 6 > 6 > x ( is stuck with V12: Wumuti (24) (Solo?) 8 > 6 > 7 > 6 > x ( V7: Kang Hayoon (20) (Loud) 7 > 5 > 5 > 2 > x ( V17: Choi Suhwan (22) (X101) 3 > 4 > 7 > 9 > x (

[officallionheartmusic23]

Much Love

(Verse 1) yea this that real phase we in/ dropping bookbags and notebooks of charades on the weekends/

21/23 living young like we wont die/

Keeping on the old school packing up the french fries/

Back before covid those days were infinite/ Forever rippin lace trippin like we were definite/

Cream of the crop black jackets and fitted hats/ Bulls shirt on top to create the priceless match/

Catch it with the dopest firefly to light up the sky/

Heaven calling us home before the night goes by/

Homies sharing stories with funny tastes/ emaculate with the lovelies movie debate/

Showing jokes all the way down the river road/ Mommas smiling at us while we open juices to rest and reload/

Young kids with a college degree to make it/

Memories to share all the way around to take with/

Chorus

Much Love

Yeah homey,

Much love [2x]

Verse 2

Hold up, let's take a moment of silence/ for the ones who stood by you/

Take a bow to those who real to you/

2 times in the air for the ones who felt you/

Nevermind the haters, take what's yours and build again for you/

Much love code for showin love/

Packin all night blankets snow on the ground get your gloves/

Portrait of us handing out drinks/ slanging jokes all around/

See what we had to offer/ but money is not a banger to be found/

No sex involved no flex to prove/ Positive measure bring out peace to groove/

Homey keep it short keep it simple/ like minded people always pops ignorant principles/

I mean things done changed but change for the hype/

Don't send a person they don't ever like/

Cuz all my homies and lovelies riding till the day they die/

Say Much love for me if you up with me tonight/

Chorus

Much Love

Yeah homey,

Much love [2x]

[tsuki-sennin]

The Delicious Party has reached its delicious last course! With the wicked master of the Bundoru Gang Godatz having revealed himself, our heroines face insurmountable odds in the face of all the world's finest cuisine coming under his total control! Can our beloved Pretty Cure power through the strength and experience of a man who has been fighting his entire life? Walking the path of heaven, ruling over us a- oh wait, wrong series. Get your happi- no... I have been watching Fresh lately though, it's very good. ...A lot of glittering things to eat? Yeah, close enough I guess.

Spoilers, I guess...

-Bundoru Bundoru!

-"Cook Fighter Imperial Guard Captain Fennel is dead. Godatz-sama shall rule in his place!"

-Gotta love Toei's commitment to keeping these extremely upbeat and happy intros no matter the cause. ...I'd call it optimism, but considering it's Toei...

-Guess ol' CooKing had his head screwed on right after all.

-I can definitely see how he corrupted Narshe and Seccy, and this authority figure we (in-universe) all trusted and never would've suspected in a million years genuinely seeming to think nothing of all the lives and happy memories he's ruined for his petty-ass revenge definitely adds to the... weirdly dark subtext I somehow keep talking myself into finding.

-Oh shit, he's summoned.

-Fridge.

-Oh goddamn, they brought out the guitar.

-Oh thank you Papa Monpei.

-Oh shoot, go Mari-chan!

-Medicine time.

-Kokone lying there like that kinda reminds me of how a dog a friend of mine had would sleep. Ran's clearly no worse for wear if she can smile like that. And I guess Amane's a side-sleeper, like me? Good job Takumicchi.

-Oh shit, Mari-chan got whips!

-Oh hi Seccy, I almost forgot you were there for a second.

-Evil!

-"Power... is meant to be used."

-Godatz is the kind of goofy ahh villain to say "It should've been me!" at a wedding.

-Oh, you can... whip around gotcha! ...actually I think we did that last episode.

-I can't get over how terrifyingly they're presenting a goddamn fridge.

-Pretty Cured.

-Oh noooooo, Daaaad!

-RANCHI, TAKUMICCHI'S DAD GOT SHOT THANK THEM LATER

-Nothing a quick snack can't prepare us for!

-Oh shit, going all out from the start!

-Can't get over Finale's run.

-Goddamn, that's a lotta damage!

-Delicious victory.

-Oh, that poor Pipis still trapped.

-Seccy with the steel chair!

-Oh, he gone!

-He gone too!

-She gone!

-They all gone!

-Well Seccy, I'd hate to say it, but... well, you've been completely cast aside.

-Finale looks down upon you in pity.

-Spicy, Todoroki is a brilliant man, but I don't know if he's like a combat medic.

-Hooray!

-That is a really cute sweater, holy crap.

-Takumicchi's a big boy, he can handle himself, Monpei-san.

-Hello, Amai-kaichou!

-Good job, Ranchi.

-Completely lost in her own self-loathing, she took to Godatz's will. You're a rather tragic woman, huh Seccy?

-Have I ever told you how proud I am of you, Amane? Because I really am.

-Even within his exile... Monpei-san never stopped loving his home, huh? :(

-Fuck Godatz, all my homies hate Godatz.

-Black-Pep has vanished.

-Thank you Mari-chan, we'll see to it that Precious makes Godatz piss teeth and spit blood.

-"Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son!"

-Daga kotowaru.

-"You really are your father's son, huh?"

-Oh fuck, Precious!

-That's our Prince Rosemary!

-I mean... you're right Yuin, but-

-Takumi's about to go

-Friends who ate at the same table!

-Oh.

-He down.

-"Oops. Looks like you lost."

-"Believe what you want about my Master's wishes and my character you overgrown fox kit. All that did was grind down your beloved Black Pepper to dust."

-Goddamn, we're getting destroyed.

-Kome Kome!

-Man...

-It feels like yesterday when Gentle was merely making some innocent restaurant goers' food taste kinda crappy. Now we have a man with a god complex rampaging through our kitchen like a bull in a china shop.

-The Recipe-Bon. It seems a little off-beat to fear a cookbook meant to bring the fine art of cuisine to life with gladness and rejuvenation, but Fennel's cold-hearted ambition has turned it into a tome with the power to subjugate. Standing as the sole master of the Bundoru and bearing the overwhelming power of the Special Delicioustone, Godatz would starve the world to feed his ego. Worse, Yui Nagomi, Cure Precious, has entered a state of despair that coincided with Kome-Kome's newfound weakness. With even brave Takumi heavily injured, what shall become of the world with food everywhere having suddenly vanished? Will Secretoru realize the depths of Godatz's cruelty? Will Yui recover from her defeat? Has the kindness in Master Ginger's teachings truly vanished from Fennel's heart?

-I mean I wouldn't know. I didn't write this show.

[prettyvacanttt]

Little man update!!! He can walk, run and this morning almost jumped all by himself!! After like a week of 24/7 corrections and massages and lil exercises his muscles are already so strong you can hardly even tell he had swimmers!!

[bad-girl-coven]

Absolutely disgusting that hand-holding is supposed to be romantic coded. I just want to hold people’s hands :(

[femmetay]

aaaaaaaa i love you i hope things get easier and that if therapy is an option ur interested in that it's easy for you to access it kjsndgkjs (sorry i feel like that inherently sounds rude i dnt mean anything bad by it and i get that therapy isnt for everyone which is VALID)

i love u too don’t worry i’ve had both a therapist and a psychiatrist for a v long time, in fact this july will mark 10 years of me being under their care askljgskjdhg