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your-sweet-cookies · 1 year

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SEVEN MINUTES

7 MINUTES IN HEAVEN MEME

7. Cuddle (Aww, this is actually a wholesome one! I like it and it fits something Kukki and Kyuuma would def do in such a scenario! 🥰)

Words count: 1267 words (another long one, so y'all know the drill).

No trigger warnings, just pure adorable Kyuuma fluff! 🥰

Please enjoy! <3

It was yet another chill Saturday night of hanging out with her favorite singer buddy and his fun life loving band for Kukki. She always enjoyed spending time like this with Kyuuma and his buddies, since the enthusiastic lead singer was always very energetic and full of positive vibes, precisely what she needed in these scary times when everyone was mostly feeling in the dumps.

For tonight, they were all sitting by a camp fire, outside of the band's RV, enjoying the pleasing summer night air, drinks in hand and a lively conversation going. "Hey, you know what would be really fun to try out, since were all here?" Takumi launched the question, a big grin on his face, catching everyone's attention.

"Got anything fun on your mind, Takumi? You know I looove your crazy activities ideas!" Kyuuma's bright smile perked up at his friend's words and looked at him with maximum of attention. Takumi had in fact usually really cool ideas in mind for them to try out, so of course Kyuuma was going to be all giddy to hear out what he had to say. "How about... We play Seven Minutes in Heaven?" Takumi's grin grew wider and he took a sip from his beer, while the others stared in surprise at his proposal. It wasn't out of the ordinary to hear something crazy like this from him, but this? This had to take the cake for wild ideas.

"Okay Takumi, I think you'd had way too many beers for tonight. You are starting to talk nonsense." Uta took a deep sigh, rubbing her forehead and moved forward to take the bottle of beer from Takumi's hand. "Why you say that? I am not talking nonsense, I am actually being serious! Why not try out this game? Were here, we have the RV behind us and inside it we have a big ass storage closet, so why not seize the moment? You know what I mean?"

"I think you're just looking for an excuse to smooch Uta and you didn't know how to say it. Or maybe, perhaps you've got your eyes on Kyuuma's woman and you are trying to look for a chance to try her out for yourself?" Goken, the bolder one of the group joined into the conversation, big jeering smirk on his face as his question got poor Takumi to almost choke, Kyuuma to raise his eyebrows in confusion at the part about 'his woman' and Kukki to blush like mad from the same reason.

"N-No, no! There's nothing of the sorts! I wouldn't have such intentions ever, I swear!" Takumi revolted at the 'accusations' and his friend burst into laughter. "Okay, you two, just cut it out. Takumi surely didn't mean it like that. Well, anyways, I do like the idea of the game. It sounds fun and silly, so why not? It's something new and a good opportunity for us to break out from our usual routine, so why not give it a try?" Kyuuma decided to break the tension and as usual, his cheerful optimistic attitude managed to calm the waters immediately.

The others seemed to hesitate for a brief moment, but in the end, they went on to agree with playing the game, so without further ado, they took one of the empty bottles and set it on the ground to spin it as stated by the rules. The first to go, since he was the leader, was of course Kyuuma, and the bottle spun for a few times, before finally landing on Kukki.

The silver-haired woman's eyes widened for a moment in surprise, but at the same time she felt a slight surge of relief at the thought that if she were to be picked for the game, she hoped that her game partner would at least be either Uta or Kyuuma, since they were less likely to try doing something pervy. "Looks like you're stuck with me for this round, Kukki-chan!" Kyuuma laughed energetically and came to place an arm around the young woman's shoulders.

"Y-Yeah... Looks like it." Kukki smiled and tried to not let it show that she was a bit nervous about the prospect of being closed with this handsome stud of a man in a closet for the next 7 minutes. "Okay you two, time to get in that closet! Have fun in there and don't forget you only have 7 minutes, so careful what you choose to do in case you don't want to be caught with your bums out when the timer runs out." Takumi chuckled and nudged the two towards the RV and then to the closet in question.

Next thing they knew, they were stuck inside the semi-dark storage closet. Surprisingly enough, it was rather spacious, so at least they didn't have to stay pressed against each other like sardines.

So this was it, 7 minutes with Kyuuma... Kukki's heart began beating faster and louder at the realization that indeed, she was in there with him and well, she couldn't not wonder what he might have in mind for them to do. Maybe kiss? Or perhaps make out? Feel each other up? Her mind was starting to run wild with all sorts of scenario, when Kyuuma's warm and soft tone snapped her out of it.

"Soo... What do you think we should do? I am not really that familiar with this game myself." The man said, scratching the back of his neck with a tad bit of awkwardness to himself. Kukki blinked at him for a few moments, and that's when she started to calm down. It was Kyuuma after all, of course he wasn't going to ask her something inappropriate. "I don't really know either. I haven't played this game before either." She muttered, with a nervous laughter of her own and then looked him in the eyes.

Kyuuma's features were soft and warm, no sign of malicious intent anywhere on his expression, which gave her a sense of relief, safety and comfort. It was true that they were close friends, but at the same time, the young woman couldn't deny the fact that she was starting to develop a slight crush for the charismatic singer. He was way too sweet and cute not to!

"Then I dunno, I guess we could go on to cuddle or something, if you are okay with it. I couldn't help but notice you were looking a bit stressed, so maybe a hug will help you relax a bit?" Kyuuma came closer to her, warm smile still spread across his face and Kukki couldn't help but blush again and smile too. "Yeah, sure, I would really like that." Her answer came right away and prompted the man to open his arms in order to welcome her between them for a warm and loving hug.

And that's what they did. For the next 7 minutes, they just stood like that, hugging and cuddling each other in a comforting and relaxing manner, Kukki taking in his soft scent of cologne and enjoying the pleasing warmth of his body against hers, while Kyuuma rubbed her back slowly and softly and played with the soft strands of her silver hair. It was a rather wholesome and sweet moment and an image that endeared their friends' hearts as well, when the timer ran out and they came to 'bust them out in the act', but were surprised to find the two doing nothing else but cuddle adorably.

This was surely going to be one of Kukki's sweetest memories with Kyuuma she will keep in her heart forever!

#7 minutes in heaven #aib rp #aib roleplay #alice in borderland roleplay #alice in borderland rp #aib oc #aib oc rp #kyuma clubs #rp with kukki

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rosemaeridream · 7 months

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bandspa - aespa band au

warnings: sexually suggestive, college/band au, reader changes depending on who they're with, so go figure i guess, teenie-tiny amount of music theory

A/N: hi, i have writer's block, yaaay!! anyway i really wanted to write something with band!aespa (bandspa) but everytime i chose one member i wanted to write another member and then i couldn't write anything, so... we are at a stalemate. instead! i just decided to give you some imagines so at least y'all have something, also i got a little carried away with ning, might write something full for her later

word count: 2.5k

jimin

bass player through and through

half the fan base is down BAD for jimin even if another member is their favourite.

band creator with aeri - they’re in a college music class together and they bond over a love for similar music so they decide to start one (they string along minjeong and ning after a few dud members and BOOM sell-out-gigs)

bops along to songs on the side most of the time but when she gets a solo she is FRONT !! and CENTRE !!

literally this girl- insane. whenever one of the other members is sick she’ll joke about filling in for them just because she’s talented enough to actually do it (except ning, cause that girl cannot play drums for the life of her, something about hand eye coordination in front of a drum kit fucks her up)

you’re one of her fans, always milling around the side of the stage to snatch up the set list when they finish 😭

one time she kisses the set list and you now have it tacked up on your wall, lipstick smooch for you to wake up to (you've tried kissing over it yourself, ya freak)

definitely teases you about that after she found out

anyway, jimin being jimin ends up chucking you her pick and some other personal items from her sets (see: water bottle, hair clip, ect.) but realises she’s thrown you one too many things and finds you after the set to ask for her lucky pick back

she sorta understands that you’re her biggest fan and ends up asking you back to the greenroom (literally just a glorified storage room) for a chat

you think she’s pulling a groupie x band member hanky panky thing on you, and ofc you’re down for the ride

turns out she seriously just wanted to talk??? (you gain +100000000 respect for her)

keeps talking to you after performances cause shes seriously interested in the things you talk about

eventually just has the gall to ask you out on a date - “can we take this further?” or “are you doing anything after this?” type shit

loves going to the arcade with you to play ddr and table hockey, then takes you by other gigs on the way home - she especially likes jazz bars and drags aeri along with y’all to watch (aeri doesn’t mind being a 3rd wheel to you two)

she entertains groupies, but you both know that jimin only has room in her heart to love you

often you join in with her antics, teasing her fans and pulling pranks on them

whenever you pick her up from band practice she lets you play her bass, teaching you how to play your favourite songs (and all her simpler ones too)

really she’s just choosing the bass note of a chord and maybe a third or a fifth to play so it's super easy for you and you won’t get frustrated and quit

not to be absolutely biased but you love it when she gets little parts to sing - mostly its minjeong and ning singing with her and aeri pulling through with backup vocals when needed, but in some songs she has a couple lines of her own

always sings like she’s being held at gunpoint, raw emotion, full power, you have to beg her to ask for a song where she’s the main vocalist - apparently its in the works so you’re happy

aeri

plays keys/rhythm guitar depending on the song

songwriter no. 1!! has a pen and notebook wherever she goes

literally the smiliest person ever whenever she’s on stage, honestly just there to have fun with friends and not take things seriously

saw you at a venue one time and practically fell in love

didn’t realise you were in the band after her and fell x2 in love when she sees you play

she has to take 2 shots and steal some of ning’s drink before she even has the courage to talk to you, which is the most absurd thing ever since she’s the most approachable and friendly out of the members

ends up accidentally setting up a jam session with you, freaks out and bolts before you can get her number

you just wanted to see the pretty girl who you couldn’t stop staring at while she played keys earlier

literally her hands on that keyboard !!?!!!!?? her fingers are so long and they can reach like an octave +3-4 keys and goddamn! you can’t help thinking about them in other ways

and when she switches to her guitar you’re like 90% sure you’re gonna marry this girl, your jaw drops at the ease of the way shes barreing chords and back to that long finger thing - she can hit notes like 5-6 frets apart with little movement like that’s crazy

you have to get her number off jimin 😭 who’s ecstatic that her bestie scored someone who doesn’t look completely shady (don’t ask about her dating history)

you text her deets about the jam session and she’s practically squealing to her roommate and minjeong about you

shows up with her keyboard and you play together for awhile

ends in you making out in your basement, shuffling to the couch (putting her fingers to action iykwim)

at concerts she only sees you and makes sure to get you front row tickets all the time

sometimes you play with the band! whenever you do, she makes sure to let everyone at the venue know that you’re hers and she’s yours and it’s all cute and sweet until you’re eye-fucking in the middle of a set and karina has to stand inbetween y’all to get you to focus

you often go on late night road trips (fast food runs) and sing obnoxiously loud along the way, literally, windows down, yelling the lyrics on highways

ends in quiet but loving picnics with your fast food under a tree in a park somewhere while you talk about your latest gigs that the other couldn’t attends

she often takes you home after and lets you sleep at hers, lets you rest your head on her shoulder while she quickly writes down song ideas in her notebook or plays around with her keyboard in her lap before you sleep, half the time you pass out with soft melodies in the background and her voice lulling you to sleep

sometimes you write lyrics together, most of the time they end up being about her

you end up introducing the rest of your band to hers and low and behold, y’all get on really well - turns into planning joint gigs together, hosting parties ect.

minjeong

mj plays lead guitar and sings most of the songs

loooves a solo, getting all the attention of the crowd, practically bathes in their screams

when she gets off stage, it’s all about you though, checking to see whether you liked the songs she chose that night or asking for advice on improv and vocals

but she practices so hard, fingers all bandaged up cause she won’t even stop when they’re bleeding

met you before the band started - you were in the same advanced maths class together

in fact, you’re sorta the reason why she’s in it

your college roommate, aeri was looking for a lead guitarist, and who else would you recommend other than your girlfriend who salivates over this one jackson kelly in the money lent store everytime you walk past

“It’s just so sexy!!” she practically loves that guitar more than you

(you buy it for her as a 3rd anniversary present, making sure to change the strings and polish up the body.)

(she cries.)

you’re often studying in the room when the band has practice, tapping away at problems with the beat of whatever song is playing

you have every lyric memorised, they come quicker to mind than anything you’ve studied for and you’re usually the first one to remember it all - even before minjeong

90% of the time you get distracted by your girlfriend who is insanely hot whenever there’s a guitar in her hands, it’s almost as if she’s another person

the way her fingers slide over the strings, the distortion through the amp sending tingles down your spine, her absolute concentration on the music, getting lost in it all

then when she puts it down she’s all over you, sitting in your lap, playing with your hair, asking you to feed her because she’s just so hungry and her fingers hurt, trying to help with your studying

(she always suggests giving you a kiss every time you remember something correctly, but you know that’ll just turn into a makeup session and ning will throw a drum stick at y’all)

she used to get worried about messing up playing while shes singing, so she sat you down and made you watch while she practised, giving her tips and praise so she doesn’t melt into a puddle and cry whenever she messes up

you have no idea what she’s worried about cause shes literally so good?? Her voice is so strong and clear when shes in the zone, eyes fluttering half-shut, her mouth practically kissing the mic with how close she is to it (you wish you were a microphone.)

most of your date nights situate staying at home and cuddling or watching movies or playing video games but sometimes she finishes band practice all sweaty with her short hair tied back and all you want to do is make her sweatier.

ABSOLUTELY LOVES going to karaoke with you, will literally sing the instrumentals of songs when there are no lyrics - especially the guitar solos

sometimes she takes it super seriously, looking up the song list of the place you regular, picking out the perfect list to cram in the best songs within the time limit

when she’s in this mood she’ll divide up the lines and force you to learn the lyrics of the songs

but 90% of the time she’s chill about it, just loves singing with you no matter what

you ask her to play guitar for you like every other day but she gets shy, bringing up the whole ‘let me play a song for you, babygirl’ ick, worried that you’ll find it cringy and reminding you of the scene from the barbie movie

you have to tell her it doesn’t work that way when you ask her to play for you, and she’s hot enough to get away with it anyway

ends up playing you one of her songs with pink tinted cheeks - for once she isn’t panty-dropping sexy while playing so you get to coo over her

yizhuo

ning’s the drummer of the band, sit with it for a moment

sings a lot of the slower/ballad songs cause she’s bad at multitasking while she’s playing (she just gets too deep into the rhythms and forgets when she’s supposed to sing)

you meet at a music store, you’re one of the employees and she’s sat down with minjeong playing wonderwall on a guitar (shitily mind you, she’s the drummer)

you literally have to stop what you’re doing in the storage room cause no one’s told this ass to stop playing wonderwall yet

when you find her sitting there strumming away as minjeong can’t hold in her snickers, you tell her to shut up or get out and she finishes gracefully with a final strum.

she thinks you’re cute so she asks for your number before she leaves and you do NOT give it to her

she literally comes back weekly just to play annoying songs and ask you out

one time she kept playing the among us imposter theme whenever you walked by and you literally had to yank the guitar out of her hands and push her out of the store

by now you practically seethe in anger whenever she comes in (ning smile sparkles in response)

you would have banned her long ago, but you never work shifts with your manager so they don’t even see this bullshittery happening

one week she doesn’t come, and you weirdly miss her presence, like who else is gonna make your shifts interesting?? surely not johnny in the back who smokes half his shift and is high asf the rest.

the next week she apologised for missing your shift, and shows you that her band has a gig coming up!!

she desperately wants you to come and see her playing an instrument she’s actually good at, so she drops a flier (or 20) on the counter as she leaves (after fucking up the solo in freebird, naturally)

for some reason you go?? it’s not like you have anything better to do that night, plus you’re always down to see and support local bands, you work in a music shop, duh

ngl you think it’s gonna be shit, you’ve never actually seen ning play drums, only shoddy guitar riffs, so you’re 110% confused when she’s not holding a guitar on stage and instead sits at the back with a drum kit surrounding her.

and ning pulls out ALL the stops for you, twirling her sticks when she has the chance, adding in a couple half-time breakdowns and extra fills where there shouldn’t be, quite literally winking at you after a solo.

let’s just say you’re entranced

this little shit who comes into your shop to annoy you with the most basic and overplayed guitar songs, is so hot when she’s behind a drum kit.

when ning finds you after the concert, she asks for your number again and you finally give it to her

when you start dating, she gifts you a set of earplugs so you’re definitely completely and utterly safe from ear damage around her (you consider wearing them even when she’s not playing her drums)

since she’s gotta take her whole kit with her to some of her gigs, she asks you to help her transport it - your car is basically her personal hauler, toting both your gf and her kit from place to place

you don’t mind since its just more time you get to spend with her

teaches you basic drum patterns by letting you sit in her lap, her hands on yours, giggling in your ear whenever you mess up.

none of her groupies ever catch her attention when she has you, she literally ignores everyone whenever you’re in the room, even the other members

they beg and plead for ning to count them in, it’s her job being the drummer and all, but she’s too busy trying to get you to give her a good luck kiss before the song starts

goes out on double dates with rina and her gf, dragging you along to the arcade to win you a stuffie from a claw machine

when you stay overnight and she’s bugging to practise she makes sure to use her electric drum set so that you can sleep better, plugging in her headphones and making as little noise as possible (you still have trouble sleeping since she always gets in a zone and forgets being quiet but its the thought that counts right?)

has this cute little habit of using parts of your body as a kit when you’re cuddling and listening to music

basically just a hyperactive gf who LOOOOOOOOOVES you

note: i think the idea of ning playing the drums is fucking hilarious, especially with that one video of them trying to set up a kit with anderson paak, open the music schools!!!

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astarriscus · 3 years

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random modern! au hcs — various! genshin impact x reader ❀

— FT. ; albedo, childe, diluc, kaeya, kazuha, thoma, venti, xiao, zhongli (separately) x gender neutral!reader

— NOTES ; FLUFF. in paragraphs. lowercase. arranged alphabetically. these are just my random thoughts! i thought of these at like, 1 am & in sleepy car drives & during class? WC, ≈ 1.5k

— WARNINGS ; some mentions of food, hate / negative comments (but just in a comfort, barely any hurt kinda way), clothes shopping.

— A/N ; i finally finished w/ this omg hi hi ! thoma has full custody of my heart ;( no, scratch that, all of these boys own my heart (send help *internally screaming*). <//3 i shall now post this ehe, hope y'all like this !! hav good day everyone <3 ——— m.list.

ALBEDO is actually unfairly handsome while he's reading books, somehow especially so whenever they're recommended by you, he thinks you may like it, or is reminded of you while reading. sometimes you're just chilling after he's finished reading for the day, and it's such a pleasant surprise when he seems to smile more and is more affectionate? he's a lot softer than usual then for some reason, hmm...

on one day when the two of you are just relaxing together, ALBEDO lends you his sketchbook! you were expecting to see lovely drawings of the beauties of nature and all... but still, it's a pleasant and rather flustering surprise to see as well many drawings of you. you, his muse who has shown him many of the wonders of life. and so he kisses your cheek, smiling and merely commenting that you are the most beautiful nature has to offer.

you're not sure whether to be in a surprised or i-definitely-saw-this-coming mood when you see that CHILDE bought that one a-little-bit-too-pricey top you were eyeing... but you daren't chastise him for it, especially seeing the genuine love in his eyes. shopping with him is always lovely, as he somehow knows what clothes will look great on you (he says all of them will, though. and he's right btw <3).

on some really early mornings, CHILDE grins at you cheekily as you both discreetly play music in the dead of night even though you both should be sleeping. he grabs your hand, twirls you around though the song doesn't even match his actions, and pulls you close. and, he stares in your eyes softly, with genuine love—only to smooch you quickly before twirling away and turning up the music to a louder song he prefers... it's fun jamming to songs of both of your music tastes, dancing like no one's watching.

with DILUC, it isn't really obvious, but he enjoys going to the cinema with you. he'd rather watch a movie at home, but he can't deny you your request after you smile at him he's smitten. he has to admit that the movie was good—of course, after all, you picked it—but he also doesn't disagree when you playfully tease him for looking at you instead of the screen for a-not-so-small amount of time while watching. still, he doesn't mind it all as you seem so happy after finally watching the movie. yeah, he thinks—your smile is still his favorite thing to see.

in mornings where he needs to get to work, DILUC has started to make his alarm earlier than needed so he can have just a little more time with you before leaving. he loves to kiss the top of your head, and you feel him smile against you as he murmurs "morning" gently but you can so obviously hear the love in his voice. he's quite clingy in mornings too, actually! lets you comb his hair if he's especially drowsy, and he always gives you a goodbye kiss before heading out.

whenever it's time to get takeout (for whatever reason), it gives you butterflies when KAEYA just side glances at you as he talks on the phone, his eyes moving to your direction until they meet yours. the already present smile on his lips grow slightly and you notice the knowing look in his eye, as he already knows what you want to order without even asking.

in the morning, especially after nights where you didn't get enough sleep or didn't rest well, KAEYA takes it upon himself to make your favorite choice of drink just the way you like it. you wonder how he's managed to perfect your taste of coffee or tea, or even somehow made your water taste better than ever...? not that you're complaining, oh no! still, it's hard to feel bad even after a terrible night with how he knows just what to do to help you <3

KAZUHA finds it almost unfair with how easy it is for him to be hit with inspiration with you—he admits this to you sometimes, but you only ever see actual proof when he gives you a small notebook of his many inspired-by-you haikus and poems. he says that all of them are as sweet as his love for you, and he really isn't lying. it's really cute to see his rather flustered face as his flowery words quiet down after you smile and thank him... hm, i wonder why? (hehe)

sometimes when you two are in a park and you start feeling a bit sleepy from staying up too late last night or this morning rather, KAZUHA holds your hand as you lay on his lap. he just smiles softly at you, letting you relax in the comfort of his arms, warm smiles on both of your faces as the wind's breeze calms all your worries for the moment. he kisses your forehead—the moment may not last long, but it is one the two of you always treasure.

waking up in the morning to THOMA by your side is always such a blessing, but on days where he's already up and off, you never fail to smile at the sight of a neatly tucked note—always with a sweet reminder written—on the table with breakfast waiting. both of you know it probably would be easier to just leave a text, but he just prefers doing this. and honestly? you really don't mind it at all.

sometimes, you wonder how lucky you are to end up with someone like THOMA. his humming and little dances while he cooks for the both of you always bring you down from the dumps, especially as he says aloud a rather embarrassingly cheesy line from a song that's currently playing while looking straight at you that has you rather flustered. and he knows it, of course! and so he never stops doing it. <3

VENTI likes having "grand mall escapades", and you have to agree it's incredibly enjoyable as he brings you around different areas around the whole place. whenever you go your separate ways and visit other shops, he lives for those moments when you meet up together once more, the bright smile on your face making him feel as though he's falling for you all over again. and he'd tell you that—his eyes fixated on yours, and it feels like he can only see you.

somehow still remembering that one time you mentioned an instrument you were interested in, VENTI finds the time to teach you a song on an instrument of your choice! it's one you've never heard before, but as he guides your hand and hums with the melody, you're mesmerized by him and the song too, ofc. (he knows btw. ofc.) you ask where the song is from, but he just winks—you only realise later it's a song he composed specifically for you.

thankfully you don't receive hate often, if at all—one reason is probably because XIAO is your lover. he's always quick to shut down any negative comments, and you know he always has your back when he kisses the top of your head after an especially hard day. his hand on your back is comforting as he murmurs "i love you" softly, and says nothing else (but you know it all anyway).

XIAO has quite a few hobbies he's really interested in, and at first is rather shy to share them with you. in time though, he submits to his wants! he really loves it whenever he sees you so focused on one of the video games he likes, turning lowkey embarrassed when you happily turn to him after winning. he's very happy, though. he kisses your forehead gently after such a tiring day, and rests it against yours softly—"i'm proud of you."

ZHONGLI is always quick to head to the needed stores when you feel unwell or require something, even with your insistence that it's not needed (because it is!). no matter how far he may be, he always arrives by your doorstep swiftly with a smile and a bag full of things you need... and also, with a number of gifts he bought for you! he hands them over to you, and though you're concerned by his shopping habits, you're very flattered that he thought of you.

sometimes, you're sitting in front of your monitor and start to fall asleep (look who stayed up late again!), and ZHONGLI notices. he lets out a small smile, shaking his head but goes off to quickly drape a blanket over you and kiss the side of your head. respecting your privacy (!!), he gently closes the screen you were looking at earlier without glancing at it himself, and makes sure you're comfortable. "rest well, my love." he leaves you to recharge, and then readies a cup of your favorite drink for when you wake up <3

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joyandeggs · 3 years

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💗 Pros and Cons on Dating Knuckle and Shoot 💗

Warning: Suggestive.

I had an idea...after some inspiration from other fandom writers. ❤ This is solely just for fun. Silly, random, personal headcanons for my fave boys. I hope y'all enjoy! This was so much fun to do. 💞

Knuckle Bine

PROS

An absolute sweetheart. 😊❤

Loves animals! And is a natural at taking care of them.

Will be thankful for any meals he receives from his significant other (even if he isn't big on certain foods.)

Will keep his significant other active! Regardless if they do or don't enjoy getting out and/or exercising.

An extremely comfortable body pillow, as well as a great cuddle buddy. ❤

Gives his significant other all of the attention and affection.

Very much a body worshipper. All of the praises, and constant touching.

Always keeps up with his routines and keeps himself in good shape.

Smells quite good! Mostly like cologne and various body products.

Could carry anything for his significant other if they need him to, especially them.

The type of man to try and cheer his significant other up when they're down. Has a nice, goofy laugh to go with it.

His skin is so soft, actually sensitive, especially his lips, despite his callused and tough hands. Very nice to kiss and be held against.

Did I mention a fantastic hugger? 💓

CONS

Huge temper. He is extremely hot headed, and can get annoyed quickly.

Will (accidentally) make his significant other feel stupid when it comes to anything mathematical, even if they're good at the subject.

Will take over doing taxes...but he's just wanting to help! He's done this many time before, he knows what all to do!

He doesn't take the time to sit down and just relax if he's too busy focusing on getting out and doing something sometimes. (He just doesn't want to be cooped up in the house for too long. Please get him to try and relax! At least for a bit!)

A big baby whenever he gets bad sick.

Takes up the bathroom getting himself ready...so his significant other will just have to wait if they need to get to the toilet.

Very much dominant. Doesn't mind being a bottom, but he knows he has the power and control in the bedroom and enjoys that much more.

Wins the arguments. Has to have the last word. And will be stubborn about the whole thing. (Eventually, he apologizes because he loves his significant other too much for that.)

Can easily get offended. If anyone makes fun of him for his style or anything, if someone mentions him crying... If they don't like animals.

Cries. A lot. Over basically anything.

Shoot McMahon

PROS

The biggest sweetie (in a relationship!) 💓

Quite a good cook.

Incredibly handy. 😜 In literally anyway. He has very nice hands.

Nice, pouty lips for givin' a smooch. Even if he's shy about being kissed. 💋

His body is in very good shape, and he tries to take care of himself as best he can. Smells quite pleasant.

Fashionable! He has a creative mind for it. Even if he's a little on the downlow about it to others. Would help his significant other with picking their outfits or choosing accessories if they asked him his opinion (though he would love anything they wear, honestly.)

Constantly lets his significant other borrow his clothes.

Absolutely would do anything for his significant other: Cook, clean, give them attention, listen to them while they talk...everything. He wants to take care of them and make them feel loved and appreciated always.

The type to give his significant other space if they needed it.

Always down for cuddling and snuggling. (He is severely touch starved, and he wants nothing more than them beside him or against him.)

Incredibly romantic, once comfortable in a relationship. Will tell them how much he loves them, though shyly, hold their hand, touch them, stare into their eyes, everything. Includes body worshipping and praises, anything intimate as well.

Has a cute smile. 😊 And little dimples! They come out every now and then when he smiles. It's rare, yet genuine.

If his significant other is able to make him laugh...oh my goodness, it is a delight. ❤

CONS

A very sweaty man, just some sweaty guy.

This poor man gets too nervous with many different things. It takes him some time to open up with anyone he is close to. Sometimes needs a helpful (yet gentle) push, but genuinely, it takes time and patience. Please be patient with Shoot.

Suffers from PTSD. As well as anxiety, and some minor cases of depression from time to time.

Tends to stay up late, and doesn't get proper rest most of the time. Work is to blame for that, really.

Strongly dislikes fighting. Especially conflict. He won't avoid it completely with his significant other, but he is tense and upset the whole time.

Naturally submissive, when comfortably in a close, intimate relationship. He will top, be the one in control, as requested...but he just doesn't want to mess anything up! He would get so embarrassed!

Any kind of embarrassment utterly destroys him on the inside. He won't look them in the face for what feels like weeks if something happened.

If you tease this man too much to his liking...he loses control by taking it all for himself.

Will tease his significant other if they are much shorter than him. (But only if he was comfortable joking around them. Doesn't do it too much so it doesn't bother them.) Does make up for all the teasing by helping them grab what they need at home/at the grocery store.

Absolutely will tease his significant other with those sneaky, clever hands of his. In and out of the bedroom. Some of the time, he'll just get them to look over their shoulder at nothing, grab something they were using and hide it, or make them jump with a (polite) touch. (Again, only when completely comfortable with them. Doesn't want to scare or annoy them too much.)

#shoot mcmahon #knuckle bine #hunter x hunter #hxh #headcanons #hxh headcanons #hunter x hunter headcanons #joy #fave

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fbfh · 4 years

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percy x reader hcs - you fall asleep on him

ship: percy x gender neutral reader

words: 857

requested: yuh (thanks bc this is so fucking cute??)

You’ve almost fallen asleep on him a few times before

His presence is just so comforting and life is so hard

You can relax when you’re around him

That's really important

So in quiet moments together

When your head is on his lap, or you’re laying in his arms

What’s to be expected?

He’s like a human antidepressant

The way his chest rises and falls feels like floating on gently swaying water

Everything about him is comforting

His smell, his mannerisms, even the way he hums when he thinks you’re asleep and can’t hear him

“I CaN’t SiNg!1!1!” sure bud

He always smells like the ocean and or petrichor

He smells more like petrichor the further inland he is

And more like the ocean the closer he is to the coast

He's also warm

But like the kind of warm of sunshine on your face

If you're cuddled together and you've been quiet for a few minutes he knows you've probably dozed off a little

Never ever ever wakes you up unless he absolutely has to

Because he almost has a fucking aneurysm you're so cute

Like his heart swells

He's biting his lip

Literally trying not to giggle

And he doesn't giggle often

[Spoiler warning for the office]

Do you remember that face jim made when he found out pam was pregnant

That's Percy’s whole mood

That kind of elated

He might have his hand gently running over you back or side

You’re just kind of curled up next to him

Like a little kitten

Your breath is softly hitting his skin and his emotions are overwhelming

He didn't know he could feel this much love for a person, but here you are

Head on his lap, holding his thigh, asleep while his fingers graze over your shoulder

It's times like this when everything creeps up on him

Thoughts of cozy apartments and discussions of what color keurig you should get start flashing through his mind

He tries to chastise himself

It's too early to think about that

But he can't stop it

Or ignore the serotonin it gives him

He can see you like this every day

Asleep on his chest laying on the couch

A movie continues, ignored

All his attention is on you

Or first thing in the morning, hugging your pillow, tangled up in the cozy blankets

Even hugging his back drowsily as he makes breakfast

All of it fills him with a strong warm love like nothing he's ever experienced before

If he can get some stealthy pictures, you'd better believe he will

He'll never show anyone if you don't want him to

He just looks at them and remembers how your arms feel around his waist

How your cheek smooshes against his shoulder

There's a really specific smile he gets when you fall asleep on him

You're the only one who can do that

Half of the time he spaces out it's because he's thinking about wrapping you up in his arms as soon as he sees you

He loves when you fall asleep on him so much that he starts having cozy blankets on hand

You know

Just in case

Sometimes you wake up not realizing you fell asleep

And there's a blanket draped over you two

"I got a little chilly"

He's not slick but you let him have it

Honestly the best part to him

Or one of the best parts

Is how comfortable you must feel around him

He knows how hard sleeping can be

Especially with the dreams y'all tend to get

Not to mention how hard sleeping is with adhd to begin with

And the fact that you can just nod off from cuddling with him??

Fills him with a sense of pride and love like nothing he's ever experienced

Saving olympus?

Yeah that was fun ig

But like

Having you snuggled into his chest?

No amount of drugs could replicate that high

It takes everything in him not to smother you with kisses and cuddles

He's accidentally woken you up one too many times from that

So he tries extra hard not to wake you

The amount of self control it takes not to just start making out with you as astronomical

But like

Be real

Would being woken up to make out with Percy Jackson really be that bad??

I don't think so

That's the best impulse control he has

Is when it comes to not waking you up

Take the feeling of a tiny kitten or puppy sleeping on you

And amplify it

Times like

A billion

That's the mood for Percy

You're just so

[Loud aggressive my heart is melting noises]

And you just make him

[Loud aggressive smooching noises]

He really genuinely doesn't know what to do with himself

You fill him with so much love

And a little makeout juice

But mostly love

He didn't really like napping before he met you

Now he'll nap with you any time any place

Even if he doesn't really sleep and just lovingly admires your beautiful face

Which is the case most of the time

It's still really nice

#percy jackson x reader #percy jackson #percy jackson headcanons #Heroes of Olympus #heroes of olympus x reader #heroes of olympus headcanons #bruh I wrote 1.5k words today #around an 8.5 hour shift #and I woke up an hour before I had to leave #how DOES she do it

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bpdanakins · 3 years

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For Le Ship Meme, I'm giving you your pick of Jedistormpilot, Anidala, or Catradora right back atcha <3

Who says we can't have all of them????

Jedistormpilot:

I love them. They are wonderful. This is definitely one of the only ships I care about for the ST. I don't read a ton of ST fic, but when I do, this is the ship I live for. I think pretty much all of us who enjoy this ship did so from the getgo in TFA and we were right to. The dynamic between Finn and Rey is so sweet and so supportive and so fun. So many people lost their mind over Poe's lip bite when checking Finn out in his jacket and they were correct. It's all about the adventuring friendship, the support, the fun, the fact that Rey and Finn helped each other overcome their pasts and face the future with bravery, the fact that Poe immediately dismissed Finn's stupid, dehumanizing Stormtrooper code and gave him a name and gave him trust....... send help y'all. They are so fucking cute!!!!! I would technically smooch them all but on the forehead. And also can you imagine the hugs and cuddles they'd all be good at????? Anyways all three of them ran off into the sunset after TRoS and that's just facts.

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Anidala:

God I love them. What a mess. What a bunch of romantic idiots. I would die for both of them and their cheesy, stupid romance. Pads just legit fell for this dude floating a pear at her. What a nerd. And the way she waxes poetic about Anakin in the AotC novel? You have to laugh. But they're both so sweet and so genuine, and I truly believe they really understand each other, despite the unhealthy aspects of them just... pretending the other's flaws do not exist. I love their relationship in canon (we do not talk about the dumb parts of TCW as you and I have already vented about it fsdklskfl) and the impact their story had in it. I think they genuinely had so much potential for growing and having a healthier relationship had Certain Things not happened. Their dynamic is so interesting and so much fun to explore in different ways. And we all know they'd both be fashion icons had the Jedi truly let go in that department and allowed for more Flair smh. It's definitely not a perfect relationship, and it's not the only one I enjoy from the PT, but I do think its role in canon is important and I like what we were given with it. When you think about it, they were just really young individuals who both dreamed of this sweeping romance and an escape from their duties, and they let themselves be blinded by all the complicated aspects to it so they could keep that dream. It's sad, and understandable, and just so human. We all know I could rant about them as individuals especially too. Their characters are so well-written and anyone who says otherwise is an idiot and that's on that. idk if I'm at all coherent but I love them and their flaws and their sweet moments ok bye

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CATRADORAAAAAA

Wow. WOW Y'ALL. I'm gonna DIE for them. I am so emotional about this ship and just aaaaaaaaaaa. I knew going in that it was the endgame canon ship and I totally fucking get the hype. I absolutely adore these characters and just how complex and well written they are!! I love the fact that the abuse they experienced in childhood is not ever downplayed or dismissed, but is truly woven into every aspect of these characters. I love the fact that even when they are fighting, they still so clearly love each other and it's so complicated and hard and heartbreaking. BUT THEN GAY LOVE SAVES THE FUCKING UNIVERSE HELLO????? I am dead and gone for them. There's truly Something about ships between characters who truly get each other, and not just the good aspects of them but all the dark and flawed aspects too. And their fucking friendship y'all!!!!!!!! How wonderful and complicated because they only had each other in many ways (esp for Catra) for so long, and yet they were constantly pitted against each other by the Horde and just how much pain there is to know that despite loving each other so much, they could still hurt each other (especially unintentionally on Adora's side) because of the way they were raised and treated and I fucking hate Shadow Weaver she is the fucking worst and she was not, for one second, redeemed okay. I love them both so so much. I love how fucking sweet they are when they're finally free from the environment the Horde put them in, how playful and silly they are, how their friendship and love spanned their entire life and AAAAAAAA they are just AAAAAA I love them and I am so grateful to Noelle for giving us this ship. I know they had to work so hard for it and it was worth it and I am just a gay floating through the world in love with a ship from a children's cartoon bye

ship meme

#long post #ask #magic-owl #thank you clary for given me the time to write about all of them!!!!#lbr all three of them are just cute and sweet deserve to be wrapped in a blanket #the dynamics with all of these ships are so much fun to explore too #TRY and tell me I'm wrong!!!#jedistormpilot #anidala #catradora

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radioactivereactions · 4 years

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How it is to kiss the FO4 Companions??? Like the thing you wrote for how it is to hug them! I love that ask sm ;;;;;

There will be 2 categories on the majority of them (platonic and romanced), both because I love them all and to make up for the lack of content :^)

Cait

Platonic; Cait isn't a huge fan of kissing unless it's a bridge into much steamier situations, especially with people she isn't romantically interested in. In fact she has a bit of a distaste in them all around, rolling her eyes whenever she sees a couple kiss or make out around the wasteland and punching any snarky asshole who dares to ask for one. That form of intimacy just makes her feel queezy.

Romanced; Kisses still aren't Caits strong suit even when in a relationship with Sole, finding them awkward to initiate and even more awkward to receive since she's not used to them in a traditional sense. She does attempt to incorporate them into her relationship, as long as Sole doesn't make a big deal about it. The only time she feels as if kissing is needed, if not required, is during sex. Though she does try to use them more, mostly to get out of verbally expressing her admiration for them.

Favourite spot to kiss; collarbone

Codsworth

Platonic; His lack of a mouth is the downfall of when he wishes to reassure Sole with a peck, resorting to gently tapping one of his eyes against their cheek while making the sound of a kiss. Sole more often than not returns the gesture with a small peck on the mainframe of his body, which fills his little body with a warm sensation which he finds completely unmatched.

Curie

Platonic; Much like hugging, kissing becomes a big part in Curie showing her affections for those she meets. It takes a few moments for her to finally understand the concept that if done in the wrong way, kisses can be seen as highly inappropriate and should be left for those she knows personally or others with similar tendencies. But not many people complain about her affections because it's impossible to get mad at her for long.

Romanced; when reassured she's allowed to kiss Sole whenever and wherever after they begin their relationship, she exploits it, while maintaining a professional-ish standpoint to avoid embarrassing them too much. But who could hold back from showing their lover just how much you love them?! Definitely not Curie. Her kisses are short and sweet, just like her and often taste like sweets, which she has a mild addiction to.

Favourite spot to kiss; cheek

Danse

Platonic; He used to believe kisses to be an activity done strictly between a romantically intimate couple, and is therefore taken aback immensely when he's gifted a kiss on the cheek from Sole as a token of thanks after he assisted them with building up a small hut in sanctuary. He reminisces on it much longer than he'd care to admit, but grows fond of the expression. The only place he's only give Sole a kiss though would be the top of their head, mainly as a reassurance that they did good.

Romanced; Still few and far between. He's a professional and puts a lot of importance in his outward appearance as someone who should be respected, but still be able to be interacted with in a kind and big brotherly manner. This means kisses are reserves for secluded areas only, which he only deems to be their house in sanctuary. But when receiving a kiss from Danse, you have no reason to complain about the gap between, because the man makes sure to make each one count. His lips are surprisingly soft and warm, making Sole melt immediately while their breath is SNATCHED.

Favourite spot to kiss; forehead

Deacon

Platonic; He's never much of a kisser, much more of a hugger. Though he will acquiesce to keep in character whenever on missions for the railroad. Aside from that, he simply finds kissing to be something done mostly for romantic purposes. Though he does joke around with kissing Carrington whenever he (begrudgingly) helps him.

Romanced; As opposed to his platonic nature, the man loves giving and receiving kisses, taking every chance he can to surprise Sole with a peck or two throughout the day. While keeping his mischievous nature by aiming a lot of them on Soles neck and jaw, disappearing as quick as he appeared once he achieved in making them all hot and bothered.

Favourite spot to kiss; neck/jaw

Dogmeat

Loved (because we all love dogmeat and dogmeat loves all); German shepherds aren't the slobber-ist breed of dogs, but don't underestimate dogmeats affection or you will be in a very messy surprise. Kisses can be expected every time you hug him, as well as being his method of waking you up. He also loves receiving kisses just as much! Turning into a giant wiggly worm of excitement whenever Sole even makes the sound of kisses, which never fails to grab his attention.

Favourite spot to kiss; all over the face

Hancock

Platonic; John is a very affectionate person and has no qualms in showing it. Though hugs are his go-toos for any new comers. Once he gains a personal connection, kisses are almost always garaunteed. Most of them land on the cheek and forehead, and often leave the area he kisses warm to the touch. It's also just super convenient for him to kiss because there's no problem with a nose getting in the way.

Romanced; if dating the John Hancock, one must simply be ready for a lot of affection, regardless of the setting. And his biggest show of affection that's deemed suitable for public areas, is of course, kissing, which Sole soon finds out. His lips are textured, as is his tongue, which only works in his favour to make Sole a hot mess by the end of it. Kisses with him also have a small taste of whatever chem or drink he had just had, giving Sole mild effects each time.

Couldn't figure out how to input this in but he'd totally take a huff of jet and blow it into Soles mouth while they kissed.

If Sole was into that.

But who wouldn't be tbh.

Favourite spot to kiss; lips

MacCready

Platonic; Mac is a big kisser! Mostly on the forehead, to signify his approval or a non verbal way of saying "good job" to sole. The only time he'd refrain from it is whenever hes in the presence of a tough looking character, not wanting to come off as someone who should be taken lightly.

Romanced; Once again, he's a softie for kisses. Give him one and he will without fail return the favour. Still being a child t heart and unable to contain his pure joy, he often has spurts of complete admiration and puts a ton of small smooches all over Soles face, especially if they had to leave for a period of time. He's a bit of an amateur to the whole deep make out sessions and is pretty messy when tongues and teeth get involved, but he tries his best!

Favourite spot to kiss; between the eyebrows

Nick

Platonic; He's rather cautious of letting anything get near his face, the missing metal casing on the side of his head being a concern and the risk of accidentally cutting someone causing him to be cautious around any physical contact. To circumvent this whenever he wishes to grant Sole with his approval, he puts a gentle kiss on the top of their head, if they were comfortable with it.

Romanced; ever so the gentleman Nick Valentine is, he asks Soles permission to kiss them whenever he wishes, their answer always being in his favour. His lips are cold to the touch, sending shivers down Soles spine each time. More often than not his hand would cup the side of Soles face to anchor them in, wanting the moment to last as long as it possibility could.

Favourite spot to kiss; back of the hand

Piper

Platonic; As a big sister she loves annoying Nat with big smooches, but aside from her she never physically kisses other people. She does have a huge habit of blowing kisses, usually out of spite to disapproving townspeople and the Mayor. It's also one of her only methods of successfully flirting. But aside from that, she never turns to any shows of affection to get information, and before Sole, she had no interest in dating.

Romanced; Pipers kisses leave an impact, her lipstick marking Sole regardless of how quick she makes them out of hesitation. She gains confidence quickly with her kissing though, her firey passion showing by the way she pulls them by the collar to catch them in a kiss, this confidence only appearing if someone else shows interest in Sole.

Y'all can't change my mind that she is a jealous baby who will go above and beyond to show that Sole is hers >:^(

Favourite spot to kiss; lips

Preston

Platonic; Though raised in a household where there was no shame in giving platonic affection by the means of group hugs and the occasional peck on the cheek (mostly by his mother), Preston has a great respect for people's personal space, so unless initiated by someone else he refrains from hugging or kissing someone regardless of the situation. He refuses mouth to mouth kisses however, uncomfortable with he thought of doing an act such as that with someone he's not romantically interested in. His go-to is the cheek, the forehead for younger individuals.

Romanced; His kisses always taste like coffee, since the man practically lives off of it, making each kiss pack a small punch. He reserves heavier sessions and the more passionate kisses to the solitude of their own quarters, resorting to small kisses in various places on Soles face to 'boost morale' as he calls it.

Favourite spot to kiss; nose (He finds their little nose scrunches adorable)

X6-88

Platonic; absolutely not. While he has little to no comment on if someone were to greet him with a kiss on the cheek, one should not expect anything of he sort to be initiated by him. The only exception is when it is customary, in which he as required to place a kiss on the back of someone's hand, but he has no motivation or reason to do any other form of physical affection.

Romanced;

He grows a fondness to kisses when he begins them with Sole. Though at first unsure on the purpose, mentioning the health risks. But when Sole begins gifting him small pecks, specifically on the mouth, he feels this... fascinating warmth run through his body, quite intoxicating. He quickly begins to return them, seeing Soles reaction bringing a similar warmth.

Favourite spot to kiss; temple

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izhyperfixates · 3 years

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IZZY!!! (ok that was a cute nickname i hope it's ok if i called u that 😳👉🏼👈🏼) shsks i was sketching//trying to draw kita the other day and i thought,,,hmMm what if kita wears those dark academia-ish outfits and now i'm having thoughts about dark academia!kita or kita as your classmate/study buddy/college student kita who helps you with your studies, who has lots of fans just as much as the miya twins but he's like this golden boy but like, he's famous in a silent way, yknow? like he's so smart so everyone almost knows him and like,,,he invites you to study dates, doing homeworks or projects in cafe's, reading a book together or him recommending books/films to you, and if you're like new he'd be the one to show you around the campus or smth and can you imagine if y'all are dating and bcs you're both so busy you'd both just be sneaking off from class and smoochy smooch in an empty classroom or behind an empty hallways shsksksk sorry this is too long but i remembered how much you love kita and this has been sitting on my mind lately 🤧

HEY BESTIE I CANT DO THIS TODAY i also can’t believe you thought to message me about it i’ll cry

no cause dark academia kita with wire rimmed glasses! who seems cold at first but gradually warms up to his friends! who’s taking like... sooo many classes but somehow manages to do well in all of them and has a decent sleep schedule and doesn’t have a crippling caffeine addiction! dark academia kita who will peer edit your papers without a hassle and actually give you constructive criticism! who holds your hand while you walk between classes! who visits this one cafe and all the workers there know him and his order! dark academia kita who wears button ups with a sweater over them! and a trench coat with dress shoes and nice dress pants! who wears muted colors and when he’s running late (which is super rare, but happens after time spent with his s/o) he looks a little disheveled with his glasses askew! dark academia kita who listens to you ramble about your classes and your passions and finds it to be the most endearing thing ever!

#i am down bad for this man #(also izzy reminds me of isidore which is an old jewish mans name and i am not an old jewish man sorry bestie)#hhhhhh many thoughts head full #dark academia kita would listen to campus by vampire weekend #i’ve got a dark academia playlist and now i’m thinking about him listening to it #girl hel p #loves.hq☼#kita < 3 #visitor ; franz #at the mailbox

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shibalen · 4 years

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(1/4)I’d like to request a matchup for Kuroshitsuji, OHSHC,&Free please. I’m an INTP bisexual female with slightly above shoulder-length black hair and a fringe. (Although, I do have an undercut as well so it’s a bit “odd” to most people. Basically, with my hair normally, I look like a young Japanese school girl but with my hair tied-up, I look like “a delinquent.”) I also need glasses however, I tend to avoid using them unless I’m on a device of sorts or reading for a prolonged period of time.

(2/4) I’m a 5’1 Capricorn and as such, I am known to be a very independent person who gets what they want done. The downside to this is if I’m forced to do something, my efficiency drops dramatically and so I’d think it’s quite useless to tell me to do something I have no interest in. Also, people who have met me for the first time tend not to take me seriously when I speak straightforwardly or pointedly because of my short stature. English is my 2nd language and Japanese is my 3rd.

(3/4) My hobbies include reading, writing, painting, drawing, and anything within the field of arts. Because of this, I’ve been told that I’m quite smart as I can ace an important exam without having studied seriously prior. Most of my time goes to my hobbies and so I don’t really bother with academics so as long as I don’t fail nor let my grades fall too low, I don’t put for much effort in school. I prefer to be alone or with another individual rather than in groups when it comes to working.

(4/4) or simply conversing as I tend to get overwhelmed with too much company (which, sadly, makes me more irritable and snappy at people.) I’m a classic(?)introvert case and because of my disorganized emotional nature, people tend to think I’m bi-polar. Sometimes, I’d like to be left alone since I prefer working seriously but I also like being affectionate towards people I like or cherish. Thank you for entertaining this long ask and I do apologize for it as well. Have a nice day!

♡ matchup for @vincent0kirishima

hello! i'm glad to have gotten to your matchup at last! i once again apologise for the delay °~°

future requests keep in mind that i only accept two fandoms per request. also, remember to send max three asks. i made this an exception because i forgot about the rule myself for a moment.

|| Kuroshitsuji: i match you with . . .

Beast

You give me such a strong vibe that I think matches incredibly with Beast's intense personality

A badass and beautiful woman with a smaller but just as powerful and independent woman ♡

Beast has quite an ill temper but I think your nature can balance it out well – your presence naturally soothes her fits

Then, during the times you're snappy she'll be the calm one to help you feel better

If you ever start feeling overwhelmed by crowds (or anything really) you know she will be there for you. Beast is an extremely devoted lover and cannot bear seeing you in any type of distress

She couldn't honestly care less about many other people but for you she'll be soft in a heartbeat

"Are you feeling all right?"

"This crowd is making me tired."

"That's all right, we can leave . . . Hey, bastards, you'd better shut your traps! y/n and I are going!"

A D O R E S your intelligence

Beast herself is quite smart as well but is used to working hard to get what she wants

She won't tell you what to do but will be stern when it comes to keeping your grades where you want them

But please don't get her wrong! She's there to remind you of your deadlines and homework, knowing it will save you from unnecessary stress later on

Also keeps and eye out whenever you need to wear your glasses

She just wants the best for you ♡

Arts are straight up Beast's alley! She'd be more than happy to watch to you indulge in your interests. Even more she'd love to take part in them with you

Quality time is extremely important to her so if you spend your day painting or drawing together she'd be over the moon ♡(> ਊ <)♡

Writes a lot of poems and lets you read them any time you want. If another person dares to sneak a peek though they might as well be dead

Some of the poems she creates are especially for you. She puts them into an envelope scented with her perfume and leaves them by your bedside in the mornings ♡

Imagine showing you her preforming act before the big show and asking for your opinion on improvements. Beast values your ideas and accepts your constructive criticism

Betty likes you too, and, unless you're afraid of her, she will nuzzle up to you ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

May whatever force out there have mercy on the poor soul that doesn't take you seriously because Beast certainly won't

She'll tear them to shreads if they dare to belittle you

She knows well how much you're capable of and won't allow anyone to think any less of you

Although I think she would prefer parties, I also believe that it's fine, seeing as you need your alone time. While Beast is out socalising you're usually at home recharging or working

At the end of the day you'll be affectionate in private – holding each other, talking about your day and just enjoying each other's presence

Loves holding you late at night

She still takes you out from time to time though. Amusement parks and carnivals at night are a favorite of hers: there aren't many people around to bother you but at the same time there are lots of fun activities for you to emerge yourselves in

Your appearance was a bonus that drew Beast in! It's cool af the way you can look sweet or more like a "delinquent" depending on your hairstyle

She loves adding touches of makeup to match whichever look you decide to go with (人 •͈ᴗ•͈)

Overall this is a more balanced relationship than what it may appear at first. You have just the right amount differences and similarities

I still can't get over the badass aura y'all would emit

So here, good folks, we have a couple you do not mess with

runner up: Sebastian Michaelis

|| OHSHC: i match you with . . .

Kyoya Ootori

Smart couple™ that everyone goes to for homework answers

It was definitely your go-getter attitude that made me pick Kyo for ya (ba dum tss). You're smart and driven just like him, which is great trait to share

You're both goal-oriented, knowing better than to let small problems in your relationship cause conflict

This strengthens your bond, proving to be something that brings you closer ♡

He helps keeping your emotional state in check

Probably didn't take you seriously either the first time you met I'm sorry it was too amusing for him to watch as you explained something from all the way down there

But in the end you proved him wrong and how so

Next time his smile was different, finding you interesting in a much better light

Never again fails to acknowledge your smarts. He doesn't need to tell you what to do or how to do it because you know those things for yourself

Finds it hot attractive as heck

Still, he wants you to see that you're able to achieve much more in academics and encourages you to bring out the best in yourself

Will talk to you in whichever language you'd like. He's an educated boy and has no problem speaking English (or probably any widely-spoken language)

Supports you wholeheartedly should you want to learn Japanese more in depth, and loves it when you speak it

Respects your introverted nature. Kyoya isn't a party person either so rest assured he won't be dragging you around to socialise. He understands well how being around a crowd can effect your mood

If you must make an appearance along side Kyoya, he makes sure your stay is as short as possible to ensure you wouldn't be overwhelmed by the mass

You gradually grow used to the rest of the funky members of the host club so you still hang out with them on your free time

Cue you and Kyoya silently watching their shenanigans unfold and making profit from them

Kyoya doesn't get jealous easily but it does internally annoy him a great deal if Tamaki along with Hikaru and Kaoru gather around you to ask all sorts of questions. Yep that's definitely not jealously.

But if the two of you are alone together you either choose to paint or read together (seriously, he could go about it for hours with you) or possibly study for an upcoming exam

This is where Kyoya encourages you to read the textbook just a little longer, solve another question, using, of course, bribing

Tickets to a theatre, writing utensils – anything you have wanted for a while

Kyoya naturally knows all the right strings to pull to motivate you, it might get a bit annoying every time he pulls that sly smirk

You get him back by putting ridiculous theme ideas into Tamaki's head, that are fun for everyone else except Kyoya

Just, you two could con 2 million out of a casino and no one would be surprised

There is overall a lot of playful competition between the two of ya

Plenty of witty and sarcastic remarks – everyone can see you're made for each other ♡

"Full marks yet again? I must say I'm impressed."

"It's only a natural talent. What, is the great Kyoya Ootori in need of a tutor?"

"Only if the session is private and you're my teacher."

Just kiss already

And get a room

Because Kyoya isn't a morning person, it's up to you to gently wake him up with some coffee and sweets and a smooch

He may grumble underneath the covers but it's one of those rare moments he's actually flustered

So soft (*´ω｀*)

runner up: (sorry, i was bribed to erase this part. tehe c(⑅ ◔ڼ◔)っ)

thank you for requesting! i'm sorry i didn't draw a clear conclusion with the second match but i felt ending it like that was fine (please agree) ^^ i truly hope you liked it! have a good day, dear ♡

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captainillogical · 5 years

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Devil’s Ballroom Ch.7

A year after the events from the earth’s final attack, Little Homeworld is finally complete, and there’s a new jazz bar where gems and humans mingle and drink. - As you’re typing back a reply, someone pulls the stool out next to you and takes a seat. You see a sliver of pink out of the corner of your eye as you try not to actually Look. Oh god. It’s her. God can’t help us now.

Spinel/Reader

collab with my lovely wife @firstofficertightpants

ya’ll im sorry lmao

You spend the rest of your evening doing exactly none of the errands that you needed to deal with today. Instead, you're laying on your couch and texting your friends.

Y/N: I'm so tornnnn.

Y/N: Do I say something about the cheek smooch?

Y/N: Should I leave it be?

Y/N: Because she's texting like nothing happened.

Y/N: What if I'm reading too much into it??

Y/N: What if that's just how she shows friendship affection???

Y/N: I might make it so fucking awkward if I assume something!

Y/N: This entire ordeal is mortifying!!!

Y/N: I want nothing more than to dig a big hole and lie in it forever.

Y/N: I might be low-key having a panic attack about this rn but what's new.

Harper: Y/N. chill. you're way overreacting to this.

Harper: even if it meant nothing, she still likes you as a friend right?

Harper: i think it would take a lot for her to like.. not wanna stay friends lol.

Alex: im just saying you could probably kiss her and she'd be ok with it

Alex: cheek kisses are pretty forward

Harper: don't listen to him. all of his relationships ended in failure.

Alex: wow

Alex: im seriously hurt

Harper: am I wrong?

Alex: no..

Harper: my point exactly.

Harper: i’m not saying you have nothing to lose or anything.

Harper: because i myself had to tread very carefully with leah..

Harper: but i think you should just see where it goes and not like

Harper: put too much emphasis on this incase it was nothing.

Y/N: Yeah see now you have me worried it WAS nothing!!

Alex: oh my goooooooddddddddddddddd

Alex: the both of you approach women so.. pathetically

Alex: take a risk

Alex: live a little

Alex: what is seriously the worst that could happen

Alex: she kills you??

Alex: lmao

Alex: its funny cuz of.. you know

Harper: i can’t wait to be home and smothering him with a pillow instead of affection.

Y/N: You and me both.

Y/N: Try being the only one available to play games with him.

Alex: both of you fucking love me okay

Alex: alsooooooo i get to be home the day after tomorrow

Alex: the alex is back, babieeeeee

Y/N: Harper please come home I’m BEGGING you.

Harper: sorry you gotta deal with him alone for another month lmao.

Y/N: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Alex: can i get a fucking crumb of love here please

You swipe over to the couple of messages Spinel has left you in the past couple of minutes while you were talking to your friends.

Spinel: It’s another stupid ball, I just found out.

Spinel: I told her that I’m sitting this one out this time.

Spinel: She has so many others that would absolutely love to help her, and yet, still absolutely insists that I must be there.

Spinel: I don’t want to go back to homeworld right now, and not for this.

Y/N: And you put your foot down? Hell yeah, dude.

Y/N: Planning a ball for a bunch of gems sounds like a chore anyway.

Spinel: oh, it is, believe me.

Spinel: And they need everything to be PERFECT.

Spinel: Which isn’t realistic anymore now that they don’t expect any of the gems to stay in line with their gem class nowadays.

Spinel: The last ball they threw almost 4 months ago was utterly chaotic.

Y/N: For thousands of years y'all as a race never pushed to deviate from the norm, and now that you guys are allowed to? I’d go batshit with it too.

Y/N: Being stifled in everyday life, and finally you’re free?

Y/N: Fuck, I’d go around fusing with anyone!

Spinel: That is precisely what too many of them did.

Y/N: Lmao. I wish I could’ve seen that.

You tab back over to your group chat for a moment to see what they’re talking about.

Harper: see? they’re everywhere.

Harper: i wasn’t expecting the campsite to have so many.

Alex: you could have built an army and instead you took pictures

Alex: do you know how easy it is to lure chipmunks?

Alex: oh that lil guy on the bottom right is so fucking chunky i love him

Harper: that’s the one that got the closest when i fed them. :3

Alex: oh i fuckin BET

Alex: you dont get that chubby in the wild without takin a few risks

Alex: if u know what i mean ;)

Harper: i hate whatever you just implied.

Y/N: It’s not a conversation with Alex unless you roll your eyes at least 3 times.

Alex: hey i thought it was 4 times

Alex: dont insult me

Alex: anyway, y/n

Alex: are you workin the day i come back

Y/N: Yeah I’m actually scheduled a double.

Alex: scheduled

Y/N: Yes.

Alex: a double

Y/N: Yes.

Alex: he can’t SCHEDULE you a DOUBLE

Y/N: He can if he asks me ahead of time as a favor.

Alex: that fuckin bastard

Alex: always ruining my plans

Harper: you’re still mad at him for firing you last summer, huh.

Alex: OF COURSE I AM

Y/N: Bro you stole like $300 of cotton candy sugar that summer.

Y/N: It’s only fair.

Y/N: Besides, I’m only doing this because he said he’d give me a long weekend for it.

Alex: kay well

Alex: i guess i’ll just go bug you at work and wait for you to get off that day :'(

Y/N: Get me written up again, I swear to god.

Your phone chimes several times, and you swipe down to see messages from both Spinel and Steven. You check Spinel's first.

Spinel: Do me a favor and ignore any messages Steven has sent you.

Y/N: What are you, my boss?

Spinel: I MEAN IT

You quickly switch over to Steven's texts.

Steven: I was going to ask you if your date with Spinel went okay, but I'm assuming it went fine considering she hasn't really stopped talking about you.

Ohhhh my god, this is wild. You reply to him.

Y/N: It wasn't a date as far as I know.

Y/N: I had fun.

Y/N: She's telling me to not read your messages, lmao.

Y/N: Also what do you mean she hasn't stopped talking about me??

Steven: She’s been lying on my floor for the last hour basically gushing about you.

Steven: But you didn’t hear that from me!

Steven: :D

Y/N: Haha thanks, kid.

You switch back over to text Spinel, and get up off the couch to make yourself some tea. Pulling out your kettle, you turn the stove on and grab some raspberry flavored abomination tea bag that your dad loves more than any of the other good tea flavors.

Y/N: Sooooo.

Spinel: You talked to him, didn’t you.

Y/N: Hahaha noooo. :)

Spinel: The fuck did he say?

Y/N: Absolutely nothing.

Spinel: Seriously? I was sure he’d reveal something embarrassing.

Y/N: Nope! You should probably get off his floor eventually, though.

Your kettle goes off and you grab a clean mug, and pour the boiling water into it along with the tea packet. You look down at your phone, and grin.

Spinel: goddammit.

You let the bag steep for a little bit, and add in a small amount of sugar. Walking up to your bedroom you take a snap of Jellybean half lounging, half falling off the stairs and send it to Spinel. She replies with a couple heart emojis, and you wonder if Steven was the one to show her the proper use of them. You set your cup of tea down on your desk, and turn your computer on. It’s evening now, and it’s much too late to do anything left with the rest of your day productivity-wise, so you settle in on playing more minecraft. Your thoughts wander quite a bit, and you find yourself stuck on thinking about Spinel. Naturally. You wonder about a lot of things she’s learned while staying on earth, from things like - does she pay rent? Does she have a job? Does she know what taxes are? Does she know what a relationship with a human looks like? She said she watched a movie, but didn’t exactly elaborate. You don’t know what human-norms she’s been exposed to. You can’t even concentrate enough to mine any of this redstone for Alex, and you nearly die in-game when the thought of ‘does she know what sex is?’ pops into your mind. You grab your phone and shoot Spinel another message.

Y/N: Quick question.

Y/N: If you don’t mind me asking.

It takes her a few minutes to reply.

Spinel: Sure?

Y/N: Do you know how humans are made?

Spinel: w

Spinel: Yes?

Spinel: Steven told me about it a few weeks ago actually.

Spinel: Why are you asking?

Y/N: No reason! Just curious is all.

Spinel: Hm.

Yeah you’re not too confident that she actually knows, and you’re too chickenshit to elaborate right now. You’ll enlighten her later. You spend the rest of the night browsing memes on your phone, and texting your friends and Spinel on occasion. Before you know it, your eyes drift close with your phone in hand.

You wake up when your alarm goes off for your morning shift, and curse at yourself for not charging it last night. It’s at a solid 32%, which isn’t really enough to go about your day, but you’ll have to make do. You get ready for a hopefully not shitty day, lock up the house, and head in to work.

It’s a complete shitshow when you come in, and you turn your phone off to save battery and concentrate on dealing with more than an average amount of tourists. You find Mr. Smiley sleeping in the breakroom/office/supply closet, and have half a mind to lock him in there from the outside for the rest of your shift. It’s pretty busy, and messy, and it isn’t until you’re there for several exhausting hours that you finally have enough time for a break. You turn your phone on, and instantly you’re flooded with messages from several different people. Ugh.

A couple from your dad - just checking in, really. Group chat too as usual, but none of it seems overly important. One from Spinel, and several from Steven. You open up Spinel’s message first.

Spinel: Do you think we could talk about a couple of things later?

Vague, and a little concerning. You text back an apology for getting back to her so late, and open the messages from Steven.

Steven: Hey are you busy?

Steven: I’m dealing with a bit of a situation right now, and could use your help.

Steven: Spinel locked herself in my bathroom, and she won’t come out.

Steven: She refuses to answer to anyone, and several of us have tried.

Steven: I’m just really worried about her, and you guys seemed to bond, so I was hoping..

Steven: That maybe you could come over?

Steven: Thanks regardless.

You check the timestamp, and that was over an hour ago. Jesus christ.

Y/N: Steven I’m so sorry, my phone was off and I’m at work, give me a few and I’ll be right over, okay?

Y/N: I’ll be quick.

He replies almost immediately with a “please” and you pocket your phone. You try not to worry too hard about Spinel as you rush over to grab your things, and knock on Mr. Smiley’s office/broom closet door. He opens it groggily, clearly just waking up.

“Yeah?” he slowly blinks at you.

“I gotta leave early. Emergency.” You stare at him, trying to not be pissed at his lack of work ethic.

“Are you for real? You’ve got another 3 hours left.” He says and crosses his arms, and you glare at him.

“I’ve been working my ass off while you’ve been sleeping this whole time, AND I’m covering your ass tomorrow so you can go meet your old friend! So the LEAST you can do is let me go early when I have an emergency!!!” You almost yell out at him, and he holds his hands up in defense.

“Okay, okay! Fine. Only because you’re a good worker.” He says, and has the gall to look at least a little ashamed of himself.

“Damn right I am.” You spin around and head out of the building, practically running.

You almost trip and bite it several times on the way over to Steven’s place, but you’re more worried about Spinel. You’ve only been to his place twice, but once you’re there you run up the stairs and open the door without knocking. You’re greeted by the only two people in the living room, Pearl, and Steven.

“Oh, she’s here!” Pearl says and nudges Steven, who looks up from typing on his phone.

“Y/N! Thank god you’re here.” He says with furrowed eyebrows.

“What happened?” You say and shut the door, and cross the room over to him.

“I’m not sure! We were just working on something together for Amethyst, and she got a call from Blue and Yellow. She’s been ignoring them lately, and they’ve been bothering me in turn because of that, so I asked her to take the call just see what they want.” He runs his hand through his brown curls, and just for a moment, you see that 12 year old him in again. The obvious stress masks just how young he really is, and you feel bad that he can’t live life like a normal kid. “She went outside to take the call, and was out there for quite a while. I wasn’t trying to eavesdrop, but I did hear some yelling. And just when I was going over to make sure they were alright, she comes back in tears, eyes spiraling like months ago, and nearly knocks Pearl over rushing into the bathroom.”

“And nothing since?” You inquire, fidgeting with your hands.

“No,” He says, frustratedly. “I’ve been trying to reach the diamonds to see what this is all about, but I’ve only been getting the pearls. I don’t know what to do. She hasn’t been like this in months. What were they talking about to make her this upset?”

“Maybe I can find out. You said she’s in your bathroom?” You raise an eyebrow at him.

“Yeah, the one right over here.” He says and points to it.

“Is it locked?” You ask.

“No,” Pearl glances towards the bathroom door and crosses her arms. “The lock has been broken on it for a while, since Peridot joined us actually. Both Garnet and I tried opening it, but I think once Spinel hears someone trying to come in she blocks the door.”

Hm.

“I’m gonna try something, but you guys are gonna wanna stay away.” You say to the two of them. “I don’t want to overwhelm her with more than one person.”

“Let us know if we can do anything?” Steven makes to pass by you and gives your arm a light squeeze. “And thanks for coming to help.”

“Anytime, dude.” You give him a half smile, and walk over to his bathroom. You turn to take a look back at the other two, and they’re already in the kitchen discussing something in soft tones. You move to knock at the door, make two light taps against the frame, and wait for an answer.

A couple seconds pass, and nothing. Not even any movement. Nervously, you knock again, a little louder this time, and wait for a good ten seconds.

Still nothing.

You take a deep breath, reach out to grab the door handle, and very slowly and quietly open the bathroom door. You see nothing but absolute darkness, and step in. You feel around the wall to your right and flip a switch just as you close the door behind you with an audible click. The room instantly floods with the dark red light of the heat lamp, and before you can even think about finding another light source, you find yourself slammed up against the wall and let out a surprised yelp. You open your eyes to see Spinel’s face inches from yours, pupils wild, her hands splayed against your shoulders.

“U-um,” Your voice cracks a little. “Hey.”

You watch her eyes take a second to find yours, and almost instantly, she lets you go, arms trembling.

“W.. what are YOU DOING HERE!?” She cries, large tears pouring down her face, eyebrows raised in confusion, mouth trembling. Her hair is in loose pigtails, strands untamed around her face, cheeks stained with tear tracks. She looks like a mess, and your heart breaks, just a little. “I-I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to hurt y-”

“I’m fine.” You cut her off. “I should have said who it was outside the door, I’m sorry. And um.. Steven texted me while I was at work, and told me what was going on so I rushed over..” You trail off as you watch Spinel’s entire body shake, and she covers her face with both of her hands.

“I can’t believe I just did that.” You hear her wavering voice, muffled behind her fists, and she lets out a choked sob. “Maybe they were right. M-maybe I’m not meant to-” She quickly moves her hands down to look at the floor with wide, vulnerable eyes, and struggles to form the rest of her words. You hear her breathing pick up pace, and you’re starting to realize she’s hyperventilating.

“Spinel, look at me.” Her eyes shoot up to yours, lips trembling. “I need you to breathe.” You do what your friends have always done with you, and gently grab both of her hands and hold them with yours, thumbs stroking her palms in slow circles. She freezes up instantly, and you’re about to panic, because while a familiar touch helps ground you, you register that maybe it’ll make it worse for her. But before you can pull your hands away, her hands relax ever so slightly, and she lets out a shaky breath. “Good. Just like that.” You motion for her to follow your breathing inverals, and she copies you, hands still shaking in yours.

It’s been a while since you’ve had to deal with something like this, but you’re thankful for having similar life experiences. After a solid minute or two of this her breathing is back to a normal pace, but she’s still crying, and now not meeting your eyes. Almost like she’s avoiding them.

“Look, I.. I don’t know what happened with you and the diamonds, but you can talk to me about it if you’d like. No pressure, though.” You give her hands a small squeeze, and she whimpers, looking up to meet your gaze. Tears are still actively streaming down her face, and you have no idea how to make any of this better. It physically hurts you to see her like this.

“C-can I not talk about it? I don’t think I’m ready..” She pulls a hand from yours, and wipes at her face. She just kind of smeared half of her face with wetness, and she looks miserable.

“You don’t have to talk about anything, Spinel.” You look at her, making sure she sees it in your eyes. You slowly let go of her other hand, and hold your arms out in a silent question instead. Her mouth opens slightly, the red glow of the light around her making her look extremely vulnerable and soft, and she looks at your open arms with a blank face for a moment before understanding. Almost instantaneously, she throws herself against you and wraps her arms around your shoulders, shoving her face into the cradle of your neck. You envelop your arms around her tightly, giving her sides a squeeze, and you feel her start to shake again.

She lets out an unsteady sigh, and hiccups out another small sob. You pull her to lean fully against you as you stand there, bracing your back against the bathroom door. She lets you maneuver her, and you rest the side of your face against her temple while she cries. You resign yourself to letting her cry on you until she’s done, if she needs to.

You feel her sniffle against your neck, and try not to mind that she’s getting your shirt soaked. You give her back a few gentle rubs, feeling her body quiver against yours as she’s trying to control her choked breathing. You’re not really counting the minutes, as right now you’re currently having way too many rampant thoughts about what the fuck the diamonds could’ve said to her. You’re mad as hell, honestly, and if you could say shit to them, you would in a heartbeat. You don’t want to make anything worse for her though, as much as you want to steal her phone and video call them to curse them out. It takes a few more minutes, but eventually her crying dies down, and you feel her breathing even out. Slowly, she dislodges her arms from twisting around you two, and you feel a sigh, her breath hot against your neck. You do your best to school your facial expression as you’re realize just how close you are to her, and she pulls her face from its resting position to look at you. She looks awful.

“U-um,” She lifts up her hand to attempt to wipe her face, failing to rub half the tears away. “I don’t really want to go out there yet..”

“You don’t have to.” You say, quietly. “I can leave if you’d like some quiet to yourself.” Her face looks panicked for a second, and she grabs your wrist.

“Please don’t leave me.” She says, voice wavering again. You try not to let your heart shatter at her tone.

“I won’t if you want me here.” You say, and sigh softly. “Here, hold on a second.”

She lets your wrist go as you move slightly over to the sink, turn the hot water on, and grab a clean hand towel from the counter. You soak it in water, and squeeze out all the excess. Towel in hand, you turn back to her, and she’s looking at you cautiously. You lift the towel slightly, motioning to her face.

“May I?” You ask, and she nods slightly.

Tenderly, you brush a couple strands of hair away from her face, grasp her chin with your left hand and pull her forward, gently pressing the towel to her cheek. She closes her eyes, and her shoulders sag a little as she lets you dab at her face, cleaning her of any tear stain marks. She sighs into your touch, and it strikes you that it would be so easy to just.. lean in and kiss her.

Your brain almost short circuits and you snap your thoughts back to reality. There’s a time and place for everything. This is not the time, nor the place.

Once you’re satisfied that she looks a lot better than before, you pull your hands away to toss the rag in the sink, and Spinel, for a brief moment, looks disappointed that you had stopped. Which.. kind of gives you an idea.

“Can I try something? Harper used to do this thing with me when I.. had similar breakdowns.” You ask her. She raises her eyebrow in response, clearly exhausted from crying so much. “Here.” You say, and take her hand and lead her over to the rim of the bathtub. You sit down on the edge, and motion for her to sit in front of you on the floor. She takes a seat in front of you, still confused, but obeys nonetheless. “Can I touch you?” You ask her, watching her face to make sure she’s alright.

She looks up at you, the red light in the room flooding the entirety of her face, making her hair darker, and the whites of her eyes a bit more dramatic.

“Yeah.” She says in reply, voice tired.

You reach out to her hair, and stop for a moment.

“Can I have you face the other direction, actually? Come over here.” You move to open your knees, making enough room for Spinel to turn around and lean against the bathtub. She’s close to you again.

“What are you..” She trails off as you start to take the hair ties out of her pigtails, one after the other. It takes a second, as it’s a bit tangled, but you manage to get both out, and let her hair fall down. You comb out her hair with your fingers, gently, and she sighs audibly while leaning into your touch. You run your short nails along her scalp, scratching and massaging as you smooth out her hair, attempting to pull all the tangles out.

“Touch used to calm me down, and Harper was really good at it, honestly.” You say while pulling out a particularly difficult tangle without hurting her. Her hair is long like this, and you like it. You wish you could grow your hair this long, but it’s kind of a pain to deal with, and the longest you’ve ever had yours wasn’t even to your mid back, you think to yourself. “Sometimes she’d give me shoulder and neck massages, but I preferred that she’d just play with my hair. There’s just something different about another person touching your hair.”

“I kind of get what you mean.” She says, tiredly.

“Can I braid your hair?” You lean closer to look at her face.

“Do what you want.” She says, looking fairly relaxed.

“Cool. Anyway, while Harper was good at that, Alex, on the other hand, was just terrible at any kind of physical comfort. He’s genuine, and he tries, but he’s an idiot. He’s a lot better at distractions, for the most part.” You run your fingers through her hair one more time, before starting to separate her hair into three parts for a french braid. “He’s funny, and comes from a large family, so he always has stories and jokes. Whenever I’d have a panic attack, those two were always so good about being there for me. I don’t know what I’d do without them.”

You notice that Spinel‘s shoulders have lost most of the tension in them, and you’re secretly relieved. You keep talking to fill the quietness around you two, because you’ve always hated the quiet during moments like these. Your friends aren’t here, so it’s up to you to make up for it.

“It was kind of hard, at first though,” You say, and start looping the chunks of hair around your fingers, starting at the top of her head. “Because for a while there, back when I was 16 and dealing with the worst of my abandonment issues, I clung onto Harper like a baby koala. I had this super weird crush on her even though we had been friends since we were practically babies. I think I idolized her because she was just.. good to me.” You accidentally tug a little too hard on a strand of hair, wince and utter an apology while massaging the spot on her scalp. “I’m glad that didn’t ruin our friendship, but for a while there I really pushed my feelings onto her, which was kinda fucked up on my part.”

“Hm..” Spinel mumbles. “I kind of had a thing for Pink, I think. Which ended up screwing with me even more after what she did.” You stare at the back of her head and pause your hands for a second. Huh. Yeah, you had a hunch.

“If she were still alive, I’d punch her in the face for you, I hope you know.” You state, in full seriousness. This gets the first chuckle that you’ve heard from her today, and you’re secretly overjoyed.

“I’d pay to watch that.” She says, and you laugh out loud. You see her smile, just barely.

“So,” You continue, with both your hands and conversation. “A week or so after my 17th birthday, right after Harper talked to me about this guy at school that she liked, I confess to her. And not like a, ‘oh hey, you’re my best friend and I really like you’ kind of way, either. It was more like a, ‘have a mental breakdown over your best friend liking someone else and make them feel like shit about it on your walk home from school’ kind of confession.” Your hands reach the nape of her neck now, braid mostly done on her head, but you’ve got around another 20 inches of length before being finished.

“Harper avoided me for nearly a week after that. I was absolutely pathetic, and inconsolable. Alex was fed up with my shit after a few days, and nearly slapped me over it. He would’ve been in the right, doing so, honestly. I was a selfish asshole who only thought about her own feelings, and not about her best friends.” Your eyes drift to Spinel’s face, and her eyes are closed, eyebrows unfurrowed.

“Anyway,” You’re nearly done with the entire braid now. “She did end up forgiving me. Thankfully. I don’t know what I’d do if it were my fault that I’d split up our friend group.” You pick up the discarded hair tie from earlier, and tie it around the end of the braid.

“I’m all done, by the way.” You say to her. She opens her eyes tentatively, and she looks sleepy. You stand up, and stretch your back. She also gets up on wobbly legs, and turns to look at you.

“Um.” She’s avoiding your eyes. “Thank you. For this.” She’s twisting her hands together, nervously. You lean your face closer to get at eye-level with her.

“Anytime.. and for the record, you look really cute in a braid.” You say and smile, giving her a cheeky wink. You watch her entire face from the neck up turn bright red, and think that you could probably do this forever, and never get tired. She gives you a noncommittal grunt, halfheartedly smacks your arm and you grin at her.

You hear a quiet knock at the door, and look over to Spinel. She shrugs, so I guess it’s okay now.

“You can come in!” You say to the door. It opens slowly, and you see Steven peek his head in.

“Um.. are we okay?” He asks, clearly very worried about her.

“I’ll be okay.” She says, and you think that maybe she should lay down and sleep. You verbalize this immediately.

“Spinel. I think you should go take a nap.” You look at her, and she blinks at you. “I’m serious.”

“She’s kind of right.” Steven says in agreement with you. Spinel gives the both of you a shrug, and even that seems like it’s taking a lot out of her.

“Okay.” She says, and turns to walk out of the bathroom. Steven opens the door wider, and you can see Pearl in the kitchen leaning against the counter, trying to not seem like she’s intently watching all of you.

Spinel makes her way over to the couch and takes a seat, sitting up rigidly. You walk over to her to make sure she’s okay before you leave for home.

“You know you can text me, right? And if you need me, I’ll be available. I’ll leave my volume turned on.” She gives you a nod. “Oh, and.. take this,” You say, and pull off the pullover hoodie you’re wearing right now, and hand it over to her. “Alex used to let me wear his oversized sweaters, and they used to help me sleep, so..”

She tentatively reaches out, and takes it from your hands.

“Thanks.” She says, and gives you a small smile. With her hair pulled back like this she almost looks human, for a fleeting moment. You sometimes forget she’s a gem. You return the smile back at her, and turn around to leave.

After grabbing your bag that you set down earlier from beside the couch, you head over to the front door and open it. Shouldering the bag, you start to shut the door and see Steven behind you. He closes the door behind him, his face searching yours for something you don’t quite know.

“I don’t know what you did, but thank you.” He says, completely genuine.

“You don’t have to thank me. I’d do it for you, too, you know.” You say to him, and he smiles.

“That’s why I like you, Y/N. You’re sweet.”

“Yeahhhh, don’t tell anyone, though. You’ll ruin my reputation.” You smirk, giving him the side-eye. He laughs and pats your back.

“Ohhhhhh no! Whatever will you do!?” He rolls his eyes in jest. “Get home safe, okay?”

“No promises.” You reply, and jump down his steps, two at a time.

It doesn’t take you long to get home, and you’re pretty tired yourself. You make yourself busy by preparing dinner, cleaning the kitchen a little, and calling your dad for another check-in. Before you know it, it’s nearly 11, and you need to sleep for your double shift tomorrow that you almost forgot about. You’re laying in bed browsing social media before drifting off, and you receive a text from Spinel. You swipe down and open the message.

Spinel: Thanks again for today.

Spinel: I baked some new cookies with Steven, and would like to give you some tomorrow if that’s okay?

You smile to yourself. Ughhhhhhhh, you’re catching the feelings disease, and you swat the air around you like it somehow physically manifested around you.

Y/N: I work literally all day, but feel free to stop by and give them to me.

Y/N: Then I get to see a pretty familiar face to break up all the lame tourists.

Y/N: Cuz that sounds super nice. ;)

Spinel: I’ll see you tomorrow, then.

She didn’t react to your obvious teasing, but you won’t let that discourage you. You fall asleep thinking of the many different ways you can poke fun at her, and this time, you charge your phone.

You wake up the next morning feeling well-rested for once, and get ready for work. Alex has sent you a couple texts about when his flight will arrive, and when he’ll roughly come to meet you. Sometime around 4pm, apparently. You shoot Spinel a good morning text, and she replies almost instantly with the same, which makes you smile.

You head to work, texting your group chat about what happened yesterday with Spinel, and give them basically all the details. Alex makes fun of you for a bit, so you curse him out and pocket your phone as you clock in. Today’s going to suck, but you’ve got a few things to look forward to.

You make it a couple hours into your shift before you finally get a break, and Spinel texts you that she’ll drop by sometime in the afternoon once she’s done helping Bismuth with something. God you hope it’s not when Alex gets here, because you are so not fucking ready for that interaction. You eat your lunch and pray to any god out there that you could have one more day of peace.

You’re outside the main building repairing a couple parts on the carousel, ignoring the bulk of the tourists to focus on work. You don’t realize that quite a while has passed by, because someone walks up to you as you’ve got your head in a small door, and kicks you slightly on your ass. You jolt and bump your head against the opening, and you hear Alex burst out into laughter as you groan in pain.

God fucking dammit, this guy. You pull your head out to glare at him, screwdriver pointing at him threateningly.

“Do you want this up your ass? Because I can do that.” You say to him, and he laughs even harder. You roll your eyes at him.

“Don’t promise me with a good time, Y/N.” He says, and you stand up to smack him.

“I don’t think the pointy end would be a good time, idiot.” You deadpan stare at him. He grins.

“You don’t know what I’m into.” He shrugs, and flips his hair dramatically. You hate that he’s stupid and charming, and you love him so much.

“I know I haven’t seen you in 2 months, but like, I feel like you’ve grown taller?” You stare at him, a little mournfully. You’re the shortest one out of your friends, and you’re of average height. He also seems.. handsomer. You think he definitely got a lot more tan. He’s definitely grown into his looks, his dark curly hair and recently shaved face making him look older than you’re used to.

“I don’t think I did, but I think you’ve grown shorter.” He laughs obnoxiously, and you smack his arm again, which makes him laugh harder.

“You’re so mean to me, like all the time. Why do I love you?” You cross your arms and pout, because you know it gets a rise out of him.

“Youuuuuuu knowww, because I’m just so loveable and gorgeous and the smartest one in the group??” He flutters his eyelashes at you like he thinks he’s cute.

“Wow, you are none of these things.” You reply, smirking at him. He puts his hand over his heart in mock offense.

“Y/N, I’m offended. I’ve been here for like, five minutes, and I’ve received absolutely no affection from you. If I don’t get love, I will wilt and die. Do you want to be responsible for my death?” He opens his arms wide, and you roll your eyes dramatically, and stand there.

“We’re not doing this in public.” You say, standing your ground.

“Ohhh, YES we are, Y/N.” He wiggles his eyebrows. “Prepare yourself for the onslaught.”

You take a couple steps back, prepared to run. He grabs your arms, wraps his around your torso, and picks you up, swinging you around.

“Nooooooooooooooooo!!” You cry. “Put me down you oaf!”

“No! I want love!” He all but shouts, and spins you around. He grabs your cheek with one hand and starts giving you big ‘ol smooches all over your face, and you’re giggling and trying to push him away, when you hear something drop and spill on the pavement a good twenty feet from you. You look up.

It’s Spinel.

Her face is twisted with heartbreak, and before you can even speak up, she bolts.

You look down, and see the cookies she made you scattered on the ground.

#spinel x reader #spinel #su #steven universe #spinel self insert #fic #my fic #devils ballroom #look. im not sorry yall. i promise next chapter youll get what u want LMFAO

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yeosanqtuary · 5 years

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gentle breeze - pt. 12

♡ - list of chapters

and another round of sobbing starts, as hongjoong panics and tries to calm seonghwa down again.

the school day ended, and many students made a beeline for the school gates, or to the dorm blocks. hongjoong and seonghwa were no exception. they squeezed into the crowded stairway, making their way up to the third floor, where their dorm resided.

along the way, hongjoong had noticed that many students had turned around and gave them weird looks. he had known this would happen but didn’t give it much thought anyways. he looked over to seonghwa to check if he had noticed too, but instead, a smile lingered on his face, like he was in his own world. seeing this, hongjoong smiled to himself. it was great that seonghwa had opened up to him. he didn’t know if it was just him, but he felt that his ‘cold’ aura had disappeared. he felt and looked much warmer. he was even smiling to himself.

“hwa,”

“mm?”

“you should smile like this more often,”

“oh…”

hongjoong chuckled at his small reaction and continued his way up the crowded stairs.

once they reached their dorm, hongjoong placed his bag on the floor beside his study table, and collapsed on his bed, whipping out his phone.

he decided to check the student website first, and as soon as the page loaded, their news was on the banner of the homepage.

'ice prince' seonghwa and transfer student hongjoong! what is their relationship?!

hongjoong scoffed as he read the title of the article.

a video of them hugging was posted too, along with a picture of a crying seonghwa.

hongjoong still can't quite understand why the school is making a huge fuss. yeah, seonghwa might have a reputation that's not as bright, but he's still human, right? why can't he cry?

"i shouldn't have done that... i'm sorry. now everyone's talking about us," seonghwa, who was seated by his study table, apologised in a quiet voice, looking at hongjoong with a soft gaze.

"hwa, i told you not to apologise. it's not your fault. we're all human. we're able to cry," hongjoong returned the gaze, and went forward to give him a tight hug.

ah, how warm it was. how protective it felt. seonghwa felt that he could overcome any difficulty with it.

"j-joong-"

"hongjoong-yah! open up!" a few loud knocks and a loud and rough voice interrupted their mini hugging session. the voice belonged to our dear song mingi.

annoyed, hongjoong took his time to open the door, and mingi rushed in, along with a flustered yunho.

"hongjoong, seonghwa, have you heard?" yunho exclaimed, looking as if he's just been chased by someone.

"the headlines? yeah, we have," hongjoong answered nonchalantly, grabbing his chair out for either of them to sit on. seonghwa too gave up his chair for them and sat beside hongjoong on the lower bunk.

"why do y'all seem okay with it?? if it was me i'd be jumping," mingi asked, raising his eyebrows. "look, i'm so nervous, and y'all just sitting on the bed like,"

"like what? we're different people," hongjoong raised an eyebrow and gave him a look, "why'd you come all the way here? just spam the keyboard through text,"

"well, because we know who posted this, and i can have him take it down," yunho answered, and the two victims looked at each other, shocked. "what do we have to do for you to tell us?" seonghwa mindlessly asked in a hurry, earning a chuckle from yunho.

"no worries, friends. we don't need anything in return. or, we could be closer friends after this?" yunho grinned, showing his cheekbones, which are mingi's favourite part about him.

seonghwa's eyes lit up, and nodded his head eagerly, like a child receiving their favourite candy. hongjoong smiled at the scene, his heart warming up at it. for the nth time, hongjoong swore that he'd stay together with seonghwa for the rest of his life.

"thanks, guys! what could we ever do without you?" hongjoong gave yunho and mingi each a hug. "we are now a squad. plus yeosang. and yunho's helpful friend, maybe," mingi announced, placing a hand on his hip, and the other around yunho's shoulders.

"good idea. seonghwa would love it. right, hwa?"

"mm!" at this point, seonghwa was too happy to form words. a… squad!! with him in it! he was beyond cloud 9. maybe he was on cloud 100. maybe his happiness and excitement couldn't be described with words. or clouds.

surprising or not, the news article wasn't such a difficult situation, after all. with the thought of hongjoong staying by his side, seonghwa felt like he could overcome anything. he wasn't scared of any whispers and weird looks the students gave, he wasn't scared of anymore new or old rumors about him. he decided, he didn't have any time for that. for now, he wants to focus on his feelings for hongjoong so he could tell him as soon as possible.

the one who posted it was the friend of yunho's friend, choi san. he was attentive enough to notice that hongjoong and seonghwa from his math class had a thing. he pitied seonghwa, and even wanted to befriend him from a long time ago, but he didn't know how to, since he was a very awkward person and didn't have many friends himself, even though a ton of girls had tried to hit him up. he was glad that hongjoong had transferred, so he wouldn't ever have to try to think of a good conversation starter to speak to seonghwa. he thanked the heavens for giving him this chance to help seonghwa, so he decided to ask his friend to delete the post, in return for 500 diamonds in a game. rip choi san's wallet. /crying noises/

after this whole fiasco ended, the weekends welcomed them. students were able to leave the school compounds for the whole weekend, but had to return before 11pm on sundays.

seonghwa was excited. he wanted to go on a date with hongjoong, even though they hadn't really… started dating. so was this considered a date?

"joong," he called from the top bunk. it was 6.43am, by the way. coincidently, the two of them were early birds.

"mm?"

"if we aren't dating but go on a date, is it still a date?" he asked, shifting his position to the edge of the bed. he let his upper body hang down on the edge, so he could look at hongjoong.

hongjoong was using his phone, but had put it down after hearing the question. he was quite baffled. after all, he had just woken up ten minutes ago, and was shocked after seeing the news of his childhood friend, wooyoung debuting as a soloist. he was shockedx2 after hearing seonghwa's question.

"uh… yeah? it could be a date if you want it to be. why? you wanna go on one?" he put down his phone and sat up, reaching an arm out to ruffle seonghwa's messy hair.

"mhm! let's go to the movies! and then to the arcade! or the karaoke!" seonghwa jumped down from the top bunk, and sat beside hongjoong, bouncing excitedly as he suggested each location. he really reminded hongjoong of a kid going on his first trip to the zoo, or the amusement park. just any place in general.

"sure. we can go anywhere you want,"

"really?"

"really. i don't mind as long as i'm with you,"

"same here! i'm happy as long as i'm with you too!"

damn it… why do you have to be so cute…

hongjoong almost can't take it. be wanted to give seonghwa the biggest and fattest smooch on the lips, and ask him to be his. but he can't. they had agreed to give each other time, and he didn't want to rush things, and even worse, ruin things. that would be the last thing he ever wanted to do.

"alright then. how about we head to the movies, then to the arcade? we can have karaoke another time, i need to head back home," hongjoong patted seonghwa's head as he spoke.

"oh… you have to go back?" damn, hongjoong could literally see seonghwa's ears droop like a puppy's.

"mhm. i have to visit my parents," there was silence for a while, as seonghwa thought of an answer.

"oh!" a lightbulb dinged inside hongjoong's head, "you could come stay over!"

"can i?"

"totally! my parents would be more than happy. they've been worrying about me trying to make friends, so bringing you back would be nice," he smiled gently, playing with seonghwa's hair.

"okay then! we should start packing our things!"

hongjoong had never felt so many butterflies erupt in his stomach as he watched seonghwa run around the dorm, looking for his things.

dang, he really wanted to kiss him.

next ->

#ateez #hongjoong #seonghwa #yunho #mingi #yeosang #choi san #wooyoung #jongho #ateez fanfic #ateez short story #fluff #bxb #highschool au #ateez au #kpop #fanfic

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nobodies-png · 6 years

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modern!au is a CONCEPT. bless y'all. could u do some hcs for modern! roxas, ventus, vanitas, xion, and sora + having a disney marathon w/ their s/o? like what movies they pick, do they sing along, r there snuggles, what snacks are brought, etc. (pls feel free to add any other details u want. i love lil details.) (this might've sent once already, my page refreshed. if so, sorry!) hugs & kisses!

o this is such a wholesome prompt, thanks for sending it !

Sora :

You’re looking at the Disney King himself. He knows a shit ton of movies and almost every song in existence so you bet your ass he’s gonna sing. And you’ll probably tag along too, his enthusiasm is just so contagious - hell, it doesn’t matter if you don’t know the lyrics, just sing whatever you want to the rhythm of the song with him !

He’ll b e g you to watch Big Hero Six and the Lion King movies with him. After that, you can choose anything you want but just p l e a s e let him watch those, they’re his absolute favorites. Also, remember to keep some napkins around cause Sora will cry no matter the movie, the messages just hit d e e p and he’s just a softie. Just snuggle with him for a bit and pat his back while he just stutters about how cool the movies were, he’ll eventually stop with the waterworks.

You know what ? Sora probably has a lot of Disney merch. If you guys are having a disney marathon, you’re gonna do it properly. He won’t hesitate to prepare his entire house just for this movie night - building a pillow fort in the living room so you two can chill comfortably, hoarding a lot of snacks and like a thousand popcorn bags, wearing his Stitch onesie (and probably lending you his Winnie the Pooh onesie if you’re up for it !)

Like the whole concept could feel childish, but not to Sora ! He grew up with Disney and he holds those movies very dear to his heart, so he’d be so happy to know that you’re willing to pull an all-nighter with him ! You’re never too old to enjoy these things.

You know Sora would suggest inviting absolutely everyone, but he won’t complain if you wish for a more intimate date. That’s fine with him too ! The two of you would have such a fun time and then pass out in the pillow fort at like 4 am.

Vanitas :

You know those people who are like “Pffft, Disney is overrated” ? That’s Vanitas right there. The guy looks like he’s fueled by kicking puppies and being a generally mean jerk - but you know better than that. Vanitas has zero knowledge about Disney cause he was never interested in cartoons as a kid so he simply assumes it’s bad. It’s up to you to show him the real deal.

At first he’d be against the idea of having a marathon. The guy can barely pay attention to class or hold a normal conversation and you want him to just sit there and watch movies ? U n b e l i e v a b l e. Are you singing ? Please stop, no singing allowed in this house, no he doesn't want to be part of your world, plEASE SPARE HIM - Accepts in the end just to avoid doing homework. He’d let you pick whatever movie you want, but if he were to choose, he’d probably go with the Lady and the Tramp, Treasure Planet or any Pirates of the Caribbean movie.

No one will be able to wipe off that shit eating grin off your face after seeing Vanitas go from constantly talking over the movie, critizicing everything, teasing you for being so childish to just being dead silent, completely absorbed in whatever movie you two decide to watch. Feel free to catch him off guard with a smooch here, he’ll probably have a hard time processing what the fuck you just did cause holy shit did you see Hercules beat Hades' ass?

If you introduce Vanitas to the whole conspiracy theory about all Disney movies being related, you better be ready for 3 hours of him just rambling about the posibilities. Now THAT’s something that interests him. The movies would just be background noise as you two just talk away into the night, probably in the kitchen while preparing some weird food combination cause you two ran out of snacks.

If you expect Vanitas to admit that he was wrong and that Disney was, in fact, something pretty cool then you better sit down, honey. The closest thing you’ll get is him just stubbornly saying that “he wouldn’t mind spending more time with you, watching movies for kids.”

Ventus :

Ventus is a casual fan. The type that just knows the old 2D princess classics because he grew up with them, but just slowly lost track of what the hell Disney was doing. Like he probably didn't even get to see the Princess and the Frog - But's all good cause he's eager to see your favorite Disney movies !

If you make him choose a movie to watch, he'd go with the safe choices. Stuff that he knows like Snow White, the Little Mermaid and Cinderella. I can see him loving Pocahontas, Moana and the Three Musketeers, though.

If you want to pull an all nighter to watch as many classics as you can, he won't stop you and he'll try to stay awake with you (and pass out a little after midnight, lmao) - but he'd insist on taking breaks cause looking at a screen for over 6 hours straight can't be h e a l t h y.

Ventus would gladly cuddle and snuggle with you - and he'd also love to sing along, but the poor dude doesn't really know any of the lyrics. Solution ? Just put on those good subtitles and there you go ! He'd love to sing Aladdin's A Whole New World with you or just any duet. You two would get so into it that your neighbours would propably have to knock on the walls a few times so you'll lower your volume.

If you ever mention your favorite (s) disney character(s), you can totally expect Ventus to show up one day unnanounced with a plushie of them, just for you. Consider this his way of saying thanks ! And also apologize for passing out so early - he'll make up for that inviting you to yet another movie night with him.

Roxas :

Another casual fan, but the complete opposite of Ventus. Roxas never got into 2D Disney as a kid and he's more into the 3D additions like Brave, Coco or Frankenweenie. He's also that type of controversial fan who actually enjoyed the liveaction remakes of the old classics.

But don't get him wrong, he's still a r u t h l e s s critic. Roxas gets bored pretty quickly with movies that have such obvious and bland plots and twists that he can see them coming from a mile away. I see him being more of a Pixar fan, just quoting Shrek in his usual deadpan voice on a daily basis. Roxas' brain in a 1000 heartless fight : "and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they-"

If you want to watch movies with him, prepare to discover Roxas' more sassy side - the guy just can't hold back all these funny remarks and jabs at Disney Fairy Tale Logic™. "Oh good for you Gaston, trying to send your crush's father to a psychiatric ward just so she can pay attention to you is SUCH a powermove. You should've dated Lefou instead -" "Do you think Ariel's daughter was born with a mermaid tail or legs? Imagine the monstrosity -".

In the end you two wouldn't even pay attention to the actual movies, since you'd be too busy mocking and impersonating every character and just rolling on the floor laughing your asses off. Your snapchat and instagram stories would be filled with videos of each other doing dumb stuff, calling out all the tiny mistakes as if you two were CinemaSins.

In the end, this Disney Marathon would just turn into a weekly movie night where you two just watch everything and anything. Sometimes it's fun and goofy, and sometimes you two actually get into the plot and discuss all the h i d d e n lore. Roxas would feel super special to have this little new tradition with you.

Xion :

Xion is the definition of a Disney Princess. She absolutely loves every princess movie and you bet your ass she screamed when all of them appeared in full 3D during Ralph breaks the Internet. Like she's a natural romantic and a dreamer at heart, so all the fairy tales just get to her, always tearing up during the climax of the movies.

Ironically, most of her favorite Disney movies aren't princess related : Aristocats, Peter Pan, Tangled and Brother Bear. Xion is that type of person who just points out all the similarities between her friends and the characters. Like Kenai and Kods's bond remind her of her and Roxas' friendship with Axel, Saix reminds her of Randall from Monsters Inc, Kairi is totally Lilo and Aqua is Nani - You get the idea !

Even if you suggested the idea of a Disney Marathon, Xion would just plan the best course of action and take the lead almost immediately. She's just so excited to be able to spend this night with you that she wants to make the most of it ! Snacks ? Check. Netflix and other sites to see movies ? Check. A shit ton of blankets and hot cocoa ? Check. The perfect partner ? Check.

Xion would do her best to not break out into fullblown singing - mostly out of respect for her roommates and neighbours, but you'll definitely hear her hum along and mutter the lyrics under her breath. And if the song is catchy enough, she'd love to pull you in for a dance !

At the end of the night, you two would be exhausted but content. Probably giving up on seeing all the movies, just listening to a disney playlist on Youtube while you two do stupid and silly Buzzfeed quizzes like "What Disney villain are you based on your aesthetics" and such. Xion has trouble sleeping, so you'll most likely end up falling asleep on her first. She'll stay awake till sunrise, taking a few sneaky selfies with you peacefully sleeping by her side.

#kh headcanons #sora #vanitas #ventus #roxas #xion #anonymous

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dibidibidismol · 6 years

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For the Anon who wanted me to answer all the questions: I hope you're happy.

— 1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

A Baby named orlo

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

Depends on the situation

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

My bestest friend and I have a shopping date soon!

4. Are you easy to get along with?

Probably not. I dunno.

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

Yeah, probably.

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

People who use she/her pronouns.

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

Probably not.

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

Byun Baekhyun.

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

No.

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

A group of close friends.

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

“Great!”

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

Expect by Girls Day

Eternity by VIXX

Tried to Walk by B1A4

Sorry by The Rose

Closer by Oh My Girl

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

So long as they don't tangle it.

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

I believe in chance.

15. What good thing happened this summer?

I got a scholarship to a programme I applied for! Met some new friends!

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

Hell yeah. A sweet baby gave me a smooch. Baby kisses are the best.

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

I think it's a possibility.

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

They moved far far away.

19. Do you like bubble baths?

Not really.

20. Do you like your neighbors?

Yeah, I babysit for them sometimes.

21. What are your bad habits?

I'm a sucker for my dog. I give him too many treats.

22. Where would you like to travel?

I'm not much of a traveler but I hear Portland Oregon is nice this time of year.

23. Do you have trust issues?

Probably?

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

Afternoon Tumblr, Spotify and Tea time.

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

My nose.

26. What do you do when you wake up?

Do my daily language learning sessions and wash my face.

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

Lighter

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

My dog and/or friends.

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

Hahahahahahaha No.

30. Do you ever want to get married?

Yes.

31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?

Yep.

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

I'm Demi, and don't know any celebrities.

33. Spell your name with your chin.

Done.

34. Do you play sports? What sports?

I've done a lot of basketball and a bit of track and field.

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?

I don't watch much T.V anyways.

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

Story of my life.

37. What do you say during awkward silences?

When in doubt talk about the weather.

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

She/her pronouns, actually reciprocates my affections, ace/demi friendly, not allergic to dogs, fluent in English, mildly intelligent, has a compatible sense of humor, not abusive.

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

Target, H-mart, Costco,

40. What do you want to do after high school?

College and Law school

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

Not everyone, but most people.

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?

I’m tired, thinking, or listening to music.

43. Do you smile at strangers?

Unless they're giving off bad vibes.

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

Outer space. I have a fear of the deep ocean.

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

Devotion to my dog.

46. What are you paranoid about?

Germs, skin cancer, the deep ocean, my friends not loving themselves enough, everyone I know secretly disliking me, etc.

47. Have you ever been high?

On caffeine.

48. Have you ever been drunk?

On life.

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

Yes. But I'm telling y'all anyways. (My dog was giving me sad eyes so I gave him a treat. And then another. And another. And another. So he ended up having like half the bag.)

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

Black

51. Ever wished you were someone else?

Oh yeah. I've been jealous of many of my friends. They're all so attractive and funny and smart and I'm just kinda there.

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

I wish I was more intelligent.

53. Favourite makeup brand?

I don't wear enough makeup to be able to differentiate between the brands.

54. Favourite store?

I like Eastern Asian grocery stores and Target.

55. Favourite blog?

My absolute favorite recently deleted, but my current favourites are @homosexo-l @ot-nine and @queerfictionwriter

56. Favourite colour?

Black, Crimson, and shades of purple.

57. Favourite food?

Right now I'm a big fan of carrots.

58. Last thing you ate?

An egg and roasted mushroom on a hamburger bun.

59. First thing you ate this morning?

Fruit and protein smoothie with whole grain toast.

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

I’ve won a couple basketball related things, a handful of academic awards, speech tournaments, and a few other things I'm forgetting.

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

When I was really young (7 or 8) I was suspended for taking the cookie sprinkles from the class cabinet and distributing them amongst our classmates.

62. Been arrested? For what?

Nope.

63. Ever been in love?

Yeah. It sucks.

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

We both leaned in. *smooch*

65. Are you hungry right now?

I'm hungry for Love and Affection.

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

Nah. I love my real friends a lot.

67. Facebook or Twitter?

I don't have either.

68. Twitter or Tumblr.

Tumblr.

69. Are you watching tv right now?

I don't really watch TV.

70. Name of your bestfriend?

Mira

71. Craving something? What?

Craving love and affection. Also garlic eggplant.

72. What colour are your towels?

White.

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?

Four big ones plus eightish throw pillows plus five pillow pets.

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

They have their own corner of my room.

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?

60? I have a ton of tiny ones.

75. Favourite animal?

My dog.

76. What colour is your underwear?

Black and Pink.

77. Chocolate or Vanilla?

Chocolate.

78. Favourite ice cream flavour?

Banana.

79. What colour shirt are you wearing?

Black.

80. What colour pants?

Black.

81. Favourite tv show?

I don't really watch TV but I like Ask us Anything/Knowing Bros and I liked Weekly Idol pre-current MC line up. I also like the Great British Baking show.

82. Favourite movie?

Tangled

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

Mean girls? I haven't seen pt2.

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?

Mean girls? I haven't seen 21 jump street.

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

I don't really remember the characters, but I think I liked the teacher.

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?

Dory!

87. First person you talked to today?

My dog.

88. Last person you talked to today?

See above. :)

89. Name a person you hate?

Donald J. Trump

90. Name a person you love?

Amber Liu!

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

Donald J. Trump

92. In a fight with someone?

My mother.

93. How many sweatpants do you have?

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?

95. Last movie you watched?

The Lorax

96. Favourite actress?

I dunno. I don't watch a lot of TV.

97. Favourite actor?

See above.

98. Do you tan a lot?

I would if I didn't stay inside so much or if I were to lay off the sunscreen.

99. Have any pets?

I have a dog. He’s the bestest. I could go on about him for hours...

100. How are you feeling?

I'm a little tired but my dog is here next to me so I'm good.

101. Do you type fast?

I'm alright on an actual keyboard, but touch screens slow me down a lot.

102. Do you regret anything from your past?

I regret having picked the wrong Duolingo chest and only getting one Lingot instead of five.

103. Can you spell well?

My initial guess tends to be correct, but I tend to doubt my spelling capabilities and confuse myself over wether or not I was correct.

104. Do you miss anyone from your past?

I miss the group of people who I went to school with for seven plus years. We were used to each other and it's hard to replicate that camaraderie.

105. Ever been to a bonfire party?

Nah.

106. Ever broken someone’s heart?

Hahahahahahaha No.

107. Have you ever been on a horse?

I took riding lessons when i was younger.

108. What should you be doing?

Baking a pie. I want pie.

109. Is something irritating you right now?

America’s President.

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?

Yes.

111. Do you have trust issues?

See #23

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?

My friend/ theripast @squish-io

113. What was your childhood nickname?

Dictionary.

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?

Yes.

115. Do you play the Wii?

No.

116. Are you listening to music right now?

Yes.

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?

I'm Vegetarian.

118. Do you like Chinese food?

Half of my family is Chinese so I only like the good stuff.

119. Favourite book?

The Monsters of Templeton by Lauren Groff

120. Are you afraid of the dark?

No.

121. Are you mean?

Maybe?

122. Is cheating ever okay?

Once I cheated at Pandemic. The rules of the game were too complicated and I was playing against an expert.

123. Can you keep white shoes clean?

Probably, I don't have any though.

124. Do you believe in love at first sight?

I believe in attraction at first sight but not love.

125. Do you believe in true love?

No.

126. Are you currently bored?

Nah, I'm answering these, it's pretty fun.

127. What makes you happy?

My dog! Kpop crack! Tumblr(sometimes)!

128. Would you change your name?

Maybe.

129. What your zodiac sign?

It starts with a “P”

130. Do you like subway?

Not particularly.

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

First of all, that would never happen. Either way as my best friend they would know that I'm gay and so if their pronouns are not she/her it wouldn't be an issue. If their pronouns were she/her then... I dunno. Depends on what would make them happy.

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

See #10

133. Favourite lyrics right now?

Shawty imma party till the sundown (so I can make it back in time for curfew) 134. Can you count to one million?

Yes. For efficiency I'd count by 500,000s.

135. Dumbest lie you ever told?

“I'm straight”

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?

I can't sleep with the doors open.

137. How tall are you?

Smol.

138. Curly or Straight hair?

Wavy.

139. Brunette or Blonde?

The former.

140. Summer or Winter?

Winter.

141. Night or Day?

Night.

142. Favourite month?

November.

143. Are you a vegetarian?

Yes.

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?

Dark.

145. Tea or Coffee?

Tea.

146. Was today a good day?

Sure.

147. Mars or Snickers?

I don't eat either.

148. What’s your favourite quote?

“Love is like a fart. If you have to force it it's probably shit.”

149. Do you believe in ghosts?

No. 150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?

“Well,” Miss Morgan said, her voice losing conviction, “what do you mean, talking about people dressed like me? Blue hats, and so on?”

#that's a wrap #ask game #reblogging #with edits

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Shh! Shh! The story you are about to see has been told before. A lot. And now we are going to tell it again. But different. It's about two star-crossed lovers kept apart by a big feud. No one knows how this feud started, but it's all quite entertaining. Unfortunately, before we begin, there is a rather long, boring prologue, which I will read to you now. "Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair Verona... ...where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. From forth the fatal loins of these two foes..." Ah, Miss Montague, out you come to ruin my day. My, that's a hideous cardigan, Mr. Capulet. It suits you. Wizened old hag. You crumbly old codger. Oh, great. No, this way! Whoa! I got one! I got one! I got one! I got one! Winston! Throw us the ball! Huh? Huh? Tybalt! Oh, those Blues are at it again. Top of the morning, Lord Redbrick! Lady Bluebury. Your tulips are looking a little limp this year, aren't they? Oh! I don't like what you're incinerating. The proper word is "insinuating." Illiterate. I am not illiterate! My parents were married! Benny! Come on. Let's go give those Reds another lesson on how it's done. Yeah. Shroom, all clear? Gnomeo! Gnomeo! - Gnomeo! It's your mum! - Huh? Oh, no! Just get this out into the alley! I'll catch up with you. - OK, OK. - Gnomeo... Mum! Have you ever seen our beautiful, beautiful garden from this angle? Oh, yes. Especially the wisteria. That tree was your father's pride and joy. May he rest in pieces. Oh, how you remind me of him. Oh. Which is why I wanted to say... - I know. I know. My chores. - Gnomeo... Edging, trimming, planting, pruning. Consider it all done. - I wanted to say... - Done, done. It's done like I did it. - Gnomeo! - Done. All I wanted to say was "good luck." Thanks, Mum. Go out there and show them we Blues are better than any Red! Red. I hate the word. Wow! A Cupid's Arrow orchid! Oh! Juliet! Huh? Oh! Whoa! Oh. Hiya, Dad! You won't believe what I found! Do you want to get smashed? Aflower that will put that Blue garden to shame, just across the alley. This feud business is none of your concern. And as leader of this garden, it's up to me to... Uh, I am a Red, after all. Oh, you're just as impulsivated as your mother was. Bless her to bits. Now, back where you belong. I can't just stay tucked away on this pedestal all my life. Don't you see? When will you realize you're delicate? I'm not delicate! She's definitely not delicate. Stubborn girl. Right. Delicate? Hmm! I'll show him who's delicate. Gnomeo! Gnomeo! Tybalt, go! Tybalt, go! Tybalt, go! Gnomeo! Gnomeo! Gnomeo! Tybalt, go! Tybalt, go! Tybalt, go! Gnomeo! OK, boys, y'all know the rules, and I don't need to repeat them. But I'm gonna, because I wanna. And here they are: No biting, no scratching, no kicking, no burping, no slurping, no cussing, no squalling, no rassling, no heeing, no hawing, and more than anything, no cheating! No cheating? Hey, that's not fair! - Gnomeo! Gnomeo! Gnomeo! - On your marks! Get set! - Sucker! - Go, go, go! Huh? Aah! Whoa! No! Gnomeo! Gnomeo! Gnomeo! Tybalt, go! Tybalt, go! You're the greatest, boss. The greatest by far. The greatest! The greatest by far! Oh! Please, please, my friends. Tell me something I don't already know. A cheat! A cheat! That's what you are! A cheat! A cheat! That's what you are! Well, Benny, I didn't think it was possible, but your mouth is getting even bigger than your hat! Tybalt! You just crossed the line! Yeah! The finish line! Adios, loser! Hey! Come on out and fight like a gnome! - Flower boy won't come out! - What's he gonna do? - You better do something! - He can't get away with that! Show him! Show him! Come on! Well, if he won't come out, I guess we'll just have to go in. The Red garden? No one's ever been in there! Then I'd say it's about time someone did. And payback is going to be fun. Shroom, let's go kick some grass. This mission into Red garden territory is going to require maximum stealth. Well, you won't get much stealthier than this. Hello! I got one. I got one. Swim away. Be free. Oh! Thank you. I got one. All this for some daffy flower. Yes. It's the only way I'll ever be taken seriously around here. And I'm gonna need you to cover, Nanette. If my dad asks, just tell him I'm washing my hair. "I'm washing my hair." I don't have hair! He'll know it's a lie! - No, my hair! - Got it! I'm washing your hair! OK, OK, whatever you say. I'll be quick. Out! Out! Damn, Spot! Over here, boy! Wow! That was quick! I'm too easy to see. I'm gonna need some kind of disguise. Ooh! A new outfit! I'm on it. Here. That is cute. Give us a turn. Nice junk in the trunk. Now, go get your flower. Uh... Maybe a tad less fluorescent pink? How much less? Try black. Huh? Trust me. Nobody is going to pay you any attention in that. Then it's perfect. Ooh! I'm going in. Take care! I'll tell your dad you're doing your hair! Let's play a game. I'm thinking of a movie. It's one word, and it starts with, um, "Spider." Is it Spider-Man? Oh, you're good. OK. This is great! I love going commando! Shh! Now, just keep quiet. Shh! OK, I have another one. Two words. The first word is "Spider-Man." Spider-Man 2? OK, who's cheating? Benny, give me the paint. Benny? No. - Benny! Benny! - Oh! - Huh? - Huh? - Tybalt! - Get them, you idiots! Come on, let's go! Run for it! Now! - Where did he go?! - He's in the begonias! - Well, do I look like a begonia? - No, more like a pansy. Find him! - Not here. - Not here either. Nothing but daisies here. Come on! Hold on. - Whoa! - Whoa! - Hey, Benny. See you on the other side! - Gnomeo! No! Huh? Hmm? Huh? I wish I could stay, but gotta fly. Whoa-whoa-whoa! Huh.

Feet are feelin' lightHead on out to see the sightsAin't life a many splendored thing?

Ducking up and down All these crazy sights and sounds

Bounce around

like puppets on a string

Never gonna find

Anything to change my mind

Famous last lines of a foolJust when you think

You're a chain with just one link

Something comes

to tip you off of your stool - # Hello, hello - # Hello, hello

My, my, my, what have we here?What a surprise

What a surprise - # Hello, hello - # Hello, hello

I'm not alone

It's good to know

Someone's out there to say helloHello

Um... You're probably wondering what I'm doing on the roof of your greenhouse. It's just I... Well, I thought no one lived here. They... don't. I mean, I don't. This isn't my garden. Oh, well, that's good because I just came to get that orchid. - Oh. This? - Yes. I don't know, I think I'm going to have to keep ahold of this one. What? But I saw it first, so why don't you just hand it over. Well, I grabbed it first. Possession is nine-tenths of the law. But if you want it, come and get it. All right. Thanks. Nice greenhouse, eh? - Oh, yeah, you should see it from here. - And miss this view? - Who's your gnomey? - "Who's your gnomey?" Whoa! Who's your gnomey now? - # Hello, hello - # Hello, hello - Hey! - # My, my, my, what have we here? Whoa!

What a surprise

What a surprise - # Hello, hello - # Hello, hello

I'm not alone

It's good to know - # Someone's out there to say hello - # Hello - # Hello - # Hello

HelloHelloHello, helloHelloHello, hello

Oh, no. He's a Blue. Not a Blue. Juliet. You're not allowed off your pedestal. What are you doing out in the alley? I'm, um... Well, I could ask you the same question, Tybalt. We're looking for a blue gnome. Yeah, he's an ugly little fellow. - Got a scratch, right here. - And his name's Gnomeo. You haven't seen him, have you? Uh... Ooh. Um... Uh... He sounds awful. No, I... I, um, certainly haven't seen him. I haven't seen him at all. Well, lucky you. Come on. Let's get inside. Juliet. A Red. Why, of all things, did she have to be a Red? So, where is the oh-so-important, life-changing orchid? Um... Um... What... What orchid? What? Hmm? Shut up! You met a boy! What? No. Well, maybe, sort of. Um... Yes. Yes, I did. I need details! And go slowly! - Is he totally gorgeous? - Totally. Does he have a nice rotund belly? Well, let's call it sturdy. And his, uh... His hat is, um... - Big and pointy? - And... ...you know, I suppose in a certain light, you might say it looks sort of... blue. Blue. Ah! This is one of your little jokes! No, I don't get it. Oh! Flipping, flaming Nora! She's smooching the face off a Blue! Shh! Please shush, Nanette. Just zip it. Zip. Oh! Juliet! This is fantastic! - Is it? - It's doomed. - What? - A Red and a Blue. It just can't be. So it's a doomed love, and that's the best kind. You'll never see him again. And then one day when you die, you'll be all... "Oh, my true love. I only saw him once." I'll only see... What do you mean... What are you chatting about "once," I'll only see him once? How romantically tragic. Your love is doomed. Your love is dead. Your love is doomed. Your love is dead. It's doomed. Dead. - I'll only see him once? - Doomed! I've never seen Lord Redbrick so riled up. We have to find Gnomeo. Let's split up. I wish I could quit you. Hmm! Oh, well, let's go fishing. All right, boy. Go find Gnomeo. Doomed. Dead. Doomed. Dead. Doomed. Dead. O Gnomeo, Gnomeo, are we really doomed, Gnomeo, to never see each other again? Why must you wear a blue hat? Why couldn't it be red like my father, or... or green like a leprechaun? Or purple like, um... like, uh... like some weird guy? I mean, what's in a gnome? Because you're blue, my father sees red, and because I'm red, I'm feeling blue. Oh. At any rate, that shouldn't be the thing to keep us apart, should it? No! No, it shouldn't! I couldn't have said it better myself! Oh, my giddy aunt. Did you just hear all of that? What are you doing here? I don't know. Um... I came here to... Well, I don't know, I just wanted to see you again. Are you crazy? If Dad finds you, he'll bury you under the patio! Find me. You kidding? "Stealth" is my middle name. No! Quick! Turn it off! I'm trying! - Do something! - The button's stuck! Come on. Aah! Juliet! It won't turn off! - There's something behind you! - Shroom! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Juliet, what's with the...? Ooh! You look like a fun-gi. - Excuse me, a little help here. - My dad's coming. So, you must be Gnomeo. Lovely to meet you... in the 30 seconds before you're discovered and killed. - Quick, hide. - Juliet, I've told you before, no music in the grotto after 10:00. - What's going on here? - Um... It was a... um... I saw a squirrel, and he... he dropped his nuts. Yes, nuts, the size of... boulders! Yes, all right. Thank you, Nanette. Well, OK, but no mucking about, especially not tonight. We've been attacked, by a Blue! And if I ever get my hands on a Blue, he'll be sleeping with the fishes! Now, I'm not a man who is wounded up easily! Lord Redbrick, I've been having problems with my... Your what? I guess this isn't the best time to talk. - It's not ideal. - But I... - Just go. Please go. ...just came here to say I... - What? You what? - I'm... - Oh, sorry. - Juliet, is there something wrong - with the pond? - The pond? No. What, this pond? No, it's fine. I mean, it's just as pondy as ever. Oh, my gosh! What is that thing over there? - What? What was it? - The... thing, over there... - What did it look like? - Oh, it looked like a really... OK, bye-bye then. Off you go. Thanks for popping by. Good night, sweet prince, and flights of angels... or pigeons or sparrows or whatever. Parting is such sweet sorrow. Ah. Nanette, where's Gnomeo? Is he gone? - Yeah. Gone forever. - What?! Whoa! I think you'll find this does, actually, belong to you. Thank you. - I can't go. - I know how you feel. No, really, I'm stuck. So, uh... can I see you again tomorrow? - Yes, but not here. - Back in the old Lawrence place, then? - Noon? - Not soon enough. - I can do 11:45. - Done. That frog was right. Parting is such sweet sorrow. Whoa. Thanks, Nanette. You know he's going to ditch you when he finds out how much you weigh. Shroom, do you see this face? It's a happy gnome face. Now, come here. Come on! Outrage! Infamy! The gardening gloves are off then, are they? You! Wrecking my mower! Dear lady, you are insane in the brain! I never thought even you'd stoop to such levels! Oh, and by the way, kindly stop stealing my underwear. In your dreams, you daft old cabbage! Oh. How could she do this to Tybalt's wishing well? Oh, my sweet little flower boy. Why would anyone ever pick on you? Oh! Who thinks I should order the best new lawn mower money can buy? Oh... Why would anyone do this to Tybalt? Because nobody likes him. So, what are we going to do? Find their weak spots. Then what are we going to do? Damage. Lots and lots of damage. Right. Mess with me, will you, Capulet? I'll show you, you old sack of compost. This is not over. Not by a long shot. Ah. Right. What do we got here? She's on the Worldy Widey Web. - Uh, no. No, no, don't think so. - That one! Pick that one! - Ooh! That one! Yes, I like that one. - No, don't think so. - No, no... That one! - Oh! What's this? Are you losing the war in your garden? Well, brother, maybe it's time for a secret weapon. Terrafirminator! It's the most ruthless, 500-horsepower, grass-dominating piece of hardware the world has ever seen! Terrafirminator! It's unnecessarily powerful! Now with 75 percent more power! - It clears! - Clears! - It digs! - Digs! - It mows! - Mows! Your lawn will be afraid to grow! Terrafirminator! It's a weapon of grass destruction! Terrafirminator will not inhibit grass from growing. Not recommended for residential use, brother. That one! Oh, my. Pick... that one! Please, please, pick that one! - Oh, dear. - Yeah, yeah, yeah... That's a bit in your face. This is more my speed. Meow. Oh! Not the Kitten Clipper! Oh, no. Definitely not. Huh? Ow! - Juliet? There you are. - Hi, Dad. I've been ruminating about our little discussion yesterday. - But I was just... - What you need is compan-man-ship. Someone to look after you. Who'll keep you safe. - What? - You know Paris, don't you? Yes. Yes, of course. Why? - He's come to pay you a visitation. - Dad! All right, all right. No one would ever say I don't know when I'm not wanted. - Toodles! - Got something for you. Here it is. Gypsophila. Lovely. What does it mean? It means "lover of chalk." Although, ironically, it grows better in a clay soil. It's weird. You think you got it down, and then, bam, you do some reading, it turns out it likes clay soil, even though you thought it was a lover of chalk. Weird. Right. Well, it's been terribly nice speaking with you. Where are you going? Stop! No! Obviously, do whatever you want. But my point was, surely, it's a bit rude to leave me on a first date. - "First date"? - Yeah. - I thought, what does a boyfriend... - "Boyfriend"? ...get his girlfriend? - "Girlfriend"? Ooh! This is good! A small token of my affection. Oh. Wow. Juliet, do you realize what this is? It is my own hybrid of foxglove and buttercup... - A love triangle! ...which I call "foxbutt." And you! I never knew you were such a devil! No, I mean, you know, I've got my dark side, sure. Hey there, Juliet. What a name. It's a great name. Goes with your... eyes. You're looking really cool. You're looking good. Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven? That's a killer, man. Yeah, no. You're looking cool. Yeah. - How's it going with you, baby? - Oh, I'm fine, baby. How are you? Uh... uh... Never better. Huh? Do you think anyone heard that? There's nobody here. - Then why are you whispering? - Why are you whispering? Oh! Look at that! Guess we're done with the whispering thing then. It's a 1950s MacAllister Ranger. - Let's start her up! - Yeah! OK. Check out the power on this beauty. She's empty. Bingo. - Hey, try this. - Thanks. - Is that you? - Yeah. Yeah, it's me. It's me, too! - What was that? - I have no idea. OK, whatever you are, come out slowly! I have a loaded st... uh, weapon! And... And I'm not afraid to use it! - Do you think I scared him? - Oh, definitely. I know I'm scared. Look at that baby, huh? Watch me now! By the way, thanks for finding my leg, and setting me free. I love you! Do you know what it's like to be trapped for 20 years? All alone by yourself, no one for to talk at? "How's the other leg?" "I don't know, Featherstone, remember? I don't have it." You see, I'm not exactly terrific company, am I? Sorry, but we didn't think anybody lived here. Yeah, we shouldn't be here. We'll be going. - What if he follows us? - Then our parents find out. Oh, no. Nanette was right. We're doomed! You cannot ever pull the wools over these beady eyes. Ho-ho! I think that you two are on a date. - Date? No! No. - Date? No! No. - Not dating. Fighting. - Fighting to the death. - Mortal enemies here. - Yeah, don't you see it? - He's a Blue! - And she's a Red! And I'm pink! Who cares?! Anyway, I got to ask. Why are you bringing her to a dumpy place like this? I know! I know! I be right back! Juliet, wait. Oh, here it comes. I'm too delicate, right? No, no. I was going to say, don't hold back. Let her rip. - Oh! Really? - Yeah. Go! Whoo-hoo-hoo! Whoo! Wow! Ta-da! Look at that! It's a definite improvement. Fantastic penmanship, too. But, you know, we still gotta do something about these weeds. They're not weeds. Those dandelions are wishes. I don't know. Aweed by any other name is still a weed. Go on. Make a wish and then blow on it. It's kind of hard with a beak, huh? Kind of tires you out, huh? I go to sit down now. I've got a confession to make. I've never actually driven a mower. No, you're a natural. Well, my dad, he's a little overprotective. You know this is crazy, right? Yeah. I just never imagined that I could fall for a Red. And me a Blue. No way. My whole life, my mum raised me to hate you guys, you Reds. So, this could never work. Could it? Well, a Red and a Blue, it just can't be. Can it? Look! It's kind of like snowing, but it's not. Oh, baby, you know, I getting into this now. See, the trick is to go like... Then you get them all with one. You don't have to... Ah! I wish that we could all come back and do this tomorrow. And, uh... I promise, your secret is safe with me. Well, should we? I can do 11:45. Not soon enough. Hey, Shroom. What's up, button head? Careful there. You're going to chip something. What's eating you? How? How? - Mum! - Gnomeo! How could this have happened? Where were you? I was... I was nowhere. Don't worry, Mum. I'll make it up to you. How?! Redbrick and his hoodlums have destroyed the most beautiful thing we Blues have. Your father planted her. We raised her from a seedling. Those blasted Reds! Come on, Gnomeo! We'll make them pay! Every last one of them! Every last one? My dad can really pick them. Can't he just? - Oh! This is painful. - Oh! Sweet torture. - Ooh, shiny, shiny. - Nanette? Gnomeo. OK. Huh? Juliet, no, wait! I... I... A Blue! A Blue! - Abort, abort the mission! - What, what happened? Uh... The nozzle jammed. Let's go. Gnomeo? Hmm... Such a big hat for such a small gnome. So, you boys fancy a little bit of fun? Let's take this baby out into the alley. Then what are we going to do? We're going to have a smashing time. Aw, come on, Juliet. It's not as bad as all that. Is that your big move on a second date? You wine them, dine them, and then spray them with weedkiller? You've got to admit, it is original. Hola! My fellow funsters are back already. Juliet, be reasonable! I didn't have a choice after "Incident Wisteria." How do you think that looks? Just a toilet, in the middle of a yard, with nothing growing out of it. - You Blues are so infuriating! - Wait a minute. Us Blues? - So, what you guys want to do? - Featherstone, we're busy! Come on, guys! Let us have some fun! Let me tell you something about you Reds. Us Reds? Can't we all just laugh about this? I know your little mushroom dude can. - Featherstone! - Featherstone! - We're in the middle of something! - You wouldn't understand. - Do you mind? - Just leave us alone! Right. I'm sorry. You know, sometime I get a little overexcited. Especially having such great new friends. Like you, and... But I know I can be a bit... much. Wait, Featherstone. Hey... Come back, Featherstone. I'm sorry. I may not be a smart bird, but I know what love is.

You hear it everydayOnce upon a time, they sayOnce upon a time in this placeI looked and saw on your faceA smile that spoke to meIn oh so many waysAnd love built a gardenGrew it from the ground upEach one of us knowingEvery inch of it was usWe pulled it all togetherHoping and believingThat love built this gardenFor the two of us to dream inWe'd get a little rainThen the sun came out againBut a frost, it's hard to fightOnce it takes hold, flowers dieThere's only so much you can doTo keep some things aliveAnd love built a gardenGrew it from the ground upEach one of us knowingEvery inch of it was usWe pulled it all togetherHoping and believingThat love built this gardenFor the two of us to dream in

You know, other people's hate destroyed my love, and... I couldn't do nothing about it. But you... you can. You know, I think that crazy pink plastic bird might be right. What if we never went back? Never go back? But what about my dad? And Nanette? And the Red garden? You see, the truth is, over there, we're enemies. But here? Here, we're a matching pair. Juliet, will you stay here and build a garden with me? I'd love to. Gnomeo! What are you doing?! Benny! Listen, mate, I can explain. Benny! Benny, wait! Well, well, well. If it isn't little Big Hat Benny! Mess with our garden, will you? Benny! No! Ooh! That felt good. Oh, no. Oh, no! Tybalt! A hat for a hat! Gnomeo, no! You wouldn't attack an unarmed gnome, would you? Sucker! Pity! Tybalt! The wall! You don't think I'm going to fall for that old trick, do you? What wall? Oh. That wall. No. - What was that? - What's happened? Tybalt? Tybalt. Tybalt? Tybalt can't be with us anymore. Ooh. Smash him back! No! What is the meaning of all this constipation? Gnomeo smashed Tybalt! - No! He didn't do it! - Juliet! - Gnomeo! - Mum! A gnome for a gnome! - Catch! - What? Smash him back! Run, Gnomeo! Run! Stop! Stop that! Revenge! Oh? Oh... - What are you doing? - No! I love him! - What? - Doomed. Oh! Someone do something. Gnomeo! Are you mad? There's been enough smashing for one day! Now get her on her pedestal and keep her there! He's gone. Oh, no... gone. Oh, Gnomeo. No... No, not Gnomeo. Let's get you home, now. Oh! My poor, poor boy. Hmm? Stay. Stay! Good boy! Shroom! Shroom! Huh? No! Hey, what's this? A gnome? Yeah, mate. It looks like your sister. Whoa! Don't drop it! Come on, pass it! You left me no choice, Juliet. I've lost your mother. I am not going to lose you. Psst! Psst! Bunnies! Fall in. All right. We've got to avenge Gnomeo. Here's what we're going to do. Now... No, not now, Shroom! Right. Got it! OK. OK! Little mushroom dude, I'm coming. What? What are you trying to say? So, Little Timmy has fallen down the well? No? Little John? Little Mustafa? Little Richard? What?! Oh. Ateapot fell down the well. What? Gnomeo. You saying Gnomeo fell down the well? No, little mushroom, he was smashed. I saw it myself. What? You want I still should follow you some more. OK, fine. I going with you. I go. But what this has to do with Gnomeo, I don't know. And where is this well everyone is falling into? Psst! Hmm? Ready? Ew. Hmm? Yuck! Hmm? Ooh! Hello. Whoa! Hmm? Meow. Terrafirminator! - Are you losing the war in your garden? - Never! Well, brother, maybe it's time for a secret weapon! - Bring it on. - Terrafirminator! This one's for Gnomeo! Meow! Huh? Yeah! Huh? Come on! Oh! Ruddy purse. Call me. So Juliet and me, we decided that we'd carry on in spite of the feud. It was great, but then my best mate Benny found out, and then Tybalt, who's a right piece of work by the way, crashed a trowel through Benny's hat. I was so livid that I attacked Tybalt and he ended up getting smashed, which wasn't my fault, and I was chased out. Exiled. Stuck up here on your head, far away from Juliet. Extraordinary. Your story, it does put me in mind of another. It does? Oh! Indeed! Yes, there are remarkable similarities. What happens? Do they get back together then? Get back together? Um... No, not exactly. What exactly do you mean? Well now, it really is quite good. She feigns her death. He finds her, thinks her dead, takes his own life. She wakes, finds him dead, takes her life, both dead. Exeunt omnes, the end, curtain! Standing ovation! Bravo! Bravo! Author! Author! Hmm. What did you say?! They both die?! What kind of an ending is that? My dear boy, this is a tragedy. Yeah, you're telling me, mate. It's rubbish! - "Rubbish"? - Gotta be a better ending than that! I suppose that he could've made it back in time to avert disaster, but I like the whole death part better. Oh, dear. Whoo-hoo! Featherstone! One word! Plastic. How did you find me? Shroom! He sniffed you out. And he doesn't have a nose. I checked. Yeah, I knew I could count on you, you little button head! What is it, boy? He hasn't stopped, yakety-yakety-yak! He's been going on and on and on since the alley. Chocolates in stranger, chocolates in stranger, chocolates in stranger... Juliet's in danger?! No, that's not it. Juliet's in danger! Told you so. Come on, boys. I've got to get back to Juliet and save her! That's what he said, but she was dead before he got home! We'll see about that! Whoa! Ta-da! Benny. What do you think, Lady B? This baby is fully equipped. Equipped for what? It has settings for edging, trimming, mulching, and revenge! Do it, Benny. Do anything it takes! Make them rue the day they destroyed my son! Unleash the dogs of war! Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one! No! No! Oh! Yes! Oh, no! Oh, blimey! Oh, no! Attack! Counterattack! Counter-counterattack! - Fire! - Incoming! Hey! I got one! Thank you! Move it! No! No! Paris! Gentlemen, I suggest we put our heads together. Charge! - Oh, no, no, no! - Yee-haw! - Hang on! - Whoa! Whoa! Thanks! Juliet! You're alive! - Come with me. - OK. Oh, no. No, no! Would you like a complete destruction now? Destruction in progress. Get him! Come on! Come on! Come on, come on, come on! Juliet! My son! It can't be. Target locked. She's going to blow! Get back! Get back! It's no use. Go. - Go. - I'm not going anywhere. Told you so. Huh? No. Huh? It's OK! I'm OK! Oh, good. I'm sorry about your son. I'm sorry about your daughter. I was just trying to keep her safe. And now, the whole thing is my fault. Our fault. This feud... Is over. Move! I don't know about you, but... ...I think this ending is much better. - Good afternoon, witch. - Nitwit! Thank you!

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RFA + Saeran and Kissing

YOOSUNG: -this boy has never had a girlfriend before so at first he’s very hesitant to kiss you -sure, he kissed you at the party but he was under a few drugs at the time because of his eye and he was feeling confident -but after everything calms down and you’re really together as a couple you’re the one to initiate most of the kisses since he’s n e r v o u s as hell -over time though he gains a little more confidence and wants to be more of a man to you so he starts taking the lead -forehead kisses, cheek smooches, kissing your hands, neck, face, everything he can get his lips on -( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °) -as time passes he now just casually leans over to you and puckers his lips obnoxiously until you kiss him -you pretend to be annoyed but you love him so much you just always kiss him back -one day you went to visit him at work to bring him lunch and when he saw you his heart was swelling with so much love for you that he just kissed you as soon as you walked into his office and you both just made out the entire time, the lunch you made for him left cold on his desk -his favorite type of kisses: forehead kisses, it makes him feel manly and they’re very sweet and full of pure loving intentions

ZEN: -you’re his first real partner in a long time so you best believe you’re getting all the smooches he can possibly give -he’s been touch starved for a while so he just usually smooches you whenever you’re near him -he loves it when he peppers kisses all over your face and you laugh and grin so wide -it makes his heart swell so much it feels like it’s gonna burst (in a good way) -he just loves kissing you so much!! -sometimes it can be overwhelming but you still accept all his kisses because why would you say no to zen?? he’s just a handsome boy trying his best!! -he’s also surprisingly not really extra when it comes to kissing -like you’ll come home for the grocery store and he’ll do one of those airport movie types of run to meet you at the doorway and then picks you up and spins you around while kissing you -“i missed you babe” -“zen we literally saw each other 30 minutes ago, zen- no stop crying” -despite those extra moments here and there his kisses are sweet and genuine you love him and he loves you and that’s all that matters -his favorite type of kisses: kissing your hand, because it makes him feel like your real knight in shining armor

JAEHEE: -isn’t a big fan of too much affection -sure she’ll give you a peck here and there but she never truly kisses you unless she’s feeling really affectionate or there’s a big occasion going on -it makes you sad at first but then you realize jaehee is just naturally not an affectionate person -after a while you give up on hoping that she’ll kiss you until you find it she l o v e s it when you kiss her -even though she ain’t a big fan of kissing you she’s a hella big fan of you kissing her -she lives for your kisses man, it’s what keeps her going during rough days at the cafe and just rough days in general -though she doesn’t kiss you on her own accord too often she’ll accept all of your kisses with open arms, though she’ll never admit it out loud she loves your smooches a lot -sometimes if you catch her at the right moment and pepper her face with kisses she’ll giggle while blushing and kiss you smack right on the mouth -it’s very rare though but when she does it your heart just loses it you love her so much f uck -please just kiss her, you have nothing to lose -her favorite types of kisses: when you kiss her cheek and it makes that cartoony smooching noise, it just makes her so happy??

JUMIN: -this man, oh boy, he fucking l i v e s for your kisses -since he believes in sex after marriage, kisses from you are what keep him sane in the meantime before your wedding night -you both are engaged but he still really wants to ravish you so kisses are what keep him at bay -he’s also been touch starved for most of his life due to his distrust of woman and just general cold nature that he’s had for most of his life so your sweet kisses are what he loves the most next to you and elizabeth the 3rd -he loves when you kiss him multiple times on his lips -it makes him feel all warm and fuzzy inside and reminds him that you’re all his -he loves when y'all just have make out sessions in his office -they’re sweet and full of love most of the time but sometimes they can turn hot and messy but most of the time they’re just sweet and cute -one time when you were drunk out of your mind and laying on your shared bed while giggling about how funny elizabeth the 3rd’s ‘bean paws’ looked he was filled with so much love for you that he just kept kissing your face all over -your drunk self was beyond confused but you tried to kiss him back and in that stupid moment of you lazily returning his kisses he realized that he was truly and deeply in love with you -favorite types of kisses: it isn’t really a kiss but he loves when he’s about to kiss you on the mouth and you close your eyes and your breath hitches and he can see the anticipation written all over your face as you wait for him to collide his lip with yours. (also he loves kissing you on the head, it’s sweet and simple but it’s the only way he can show his affection for you without having to say it aloud)

SAEYOUNG: -you’d assume saeyoung loves kisses the most -and you’re right!! -he just loves feeling loved?? -even though there’s nights where he lays awake thinking about how he doesn’t deserve your love he still really enjoys it -he loves pressing his lips against yours and just showing you his love for you in a way he can without having to say it -he also loves the way you react to his kisses more than anything else in the world -like how your reactions range from sweet little giggles to high pitched whines -he l i v e s for when you kiss him. -whether it’d be an affection little kiss on the forehead or a hot messy sloppy kiss on the mouth it’s all worth the same to him, as long as they’re coming from you -sometimes when you ask for a kiss while he’s working he’ll ignore you and you’ll be upset for a little while but as soon as he finishes work he just bombards you with every type of kiss you can think of until you’re suffocating in them -”saeyou- please i can’t breathe” -”you take my breath away too, mc” -”no saeyoung- i love you but i actually can’t breathe get off me” -his favorite type types of kisses: hot make-out sessions on his office chair. y'all are just so needy and full of pure raw lust and want it makes his heart go wild

V: (v isn't fully blind in my scenarios, i headcannon that after a while of being with MC they convince him to get surgery and he can see again, but only out of one eye since the other eye was too bad to save. sorry for the previous confusion on this) -this man was very hesitant to kiss you at first -like he would kiss your forehead and hands and cheeks but never fully on your mouth -you’re the one who usually had to initiate those -you never really bothered to pester him about not kissing you on the mouth too much because you know he needs to adjust to this new relationship with you -so you just give this sweet man time, because you understand that he just got out of a toxic relationship with a cult leader who blinded him -it’s kind of hard to get into the swing of things with a ‘normal’ relationship him but after a few months of dating you best believe you’re getting all the kisses he can offer you -sometimes you both will just be walking around hand in hand and he’ll stop you both and cup his hands around your face and just kiss you for a long time -you both sometimes do photo shoots where he puts the camera on a timer and he kisses you in every way he can without getting too frisky -the photos are cute and sweet and he has an album dedicated to them that he can look at whenever he needs to look at your sweet smile and kisses -his favorite types of kisses: when you’re pulled up close to his chest fast asleep and he can just press his lips lazily to your head over and over again without you waking up. it makes him feel like he’s worth something to be cradling you like this and showing you small tokens of affections.

SAERAN: -at first when you tried kissing him he was literally just like: no -he apparently didn’t like kissing!! or anything ‘normal’ couples did!! -it makes him uncomfortable to be showered in so much affection so suddenly after having it be stripped away from him for so many years -you, being the understanding partner you are, give him as much space and time as he needs -after a while though he allows you to kiss stuff like his hands and forehead -never on the lips though because simply the thought of it overwhelms the poor babe -after a year and a few months of dating he suddenly kisses you on the lips while you both are binge watching criminal minds, it was completely out of nowhere and you were just like: !!! -y'all then make kissing a normal thing -sometimes when making out he might get overwhelmed or embarrassed so you have to stop but other than that you’re allowed to kiss him whenever and however you want now which is great, 10/10 you love -his favorite types of kisses: when you both are just sitting on his bed and you randomly kiss his knuckles or the palm of his hand. it just makes him feel so loved and happy.

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