#i meeeeeeean

[maiagaru]

Scott and Bailey Out of Context · s01e02 · Surprise

Fireplace.

[draconicocelot]

Me: looks at Days Gone What a perfect game all by itself

Also Me: ........ it could use some werewolves tho.......

[jeysuso]

[heymacy]

hello @galladrabbles and welcome back ✨ here is a continuation of last week's installment using the lovely @crossmydna's prompt "trapeze" (albeit very loosely)

[part 1]

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Mickey raises an eyebrow.

“Fuck kinda line is that?”

The music switches from electro-pop to something bass-heavy. Mickey feels it in his bones. He eyes the redhead up and down, taking careful note of the way his t-shirt stretches around his upper arms.

“Not a very good one, apparently,” the man says. “I’m Ian.” He extends his bottle. Mickey eyes it warily. Lifts his beer. Clink.

“Mickey.”

Ian smiles.

“Mickey,” he repeats.

Mickey ignores the funny feeling in his chest; first a flip, then a fall. It hits his stomach with a nervous swoop.

“So, who do you know here?”

[dnalt-d2]

OH MY GOD I WAS BUSY PLAYING DND WHAT DO YOU MEAN PEPITO LOST A LIFE?!?!?!

[eoinmcgonigal]

wtf is a blorbo? i mean, i know, but it doesn't click with me, absolutely none of the characters i like and enjoy fit the word

[texaschainsawmascara]

I think about space I lose my mind

[shiroselia]

Also btw calling for pickup doesn't work for me on Any place in Jorvik now so eh. either I'm unlucky or I have some Real stern words for whoever checks QoL per update around here

[idiotshriek]

i asked the uniform ppl at my work for pants size 4 or 6 and they brought both for me to try on. my hips r too wide for the pants and also they dont even make womens pants i have to wear mens pants. i had to ask them to bring me sizes 10 and 12 next week. why are my size 4 american eagle jeans too big on me but the size 8 uniform pants button but dont zip please be so for real. i wish i didnt have hips ur kidding me rn

[akingdomorthis]

i hate you cozy fantasy i hate you cozy horror i hate you cozy as a subgenre that is retroactively applied to existing books that never claimed to have low stakes leading to people rating them lowly for not meeting an imaginary standard i hate you tj klune for starting this trend with your racist ass found family book set in a residential school i hate y

[indigayghost]

Watched s4 ep 3 to 6 with my bf yesterday and I was crying thinking about Nandor and I said HE'S MY SON and he said "he's not your son he is you" and honestly I love my babygirl but I don't think I should think of it as a compliment

[skyward-floored]

if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma, you may be entitled to financial compensation 🤠

Nutmeg what does this mean XD

[mallahanmoxie]

made the absolute stupidest mistake of looking up inso's law edits on tiktok (the "everyone wants him that was my crime" line in slut! got to me okay) and i got through like ten vids max before i went absolutely screeching, scratching, red-eyed insane and scared both the kid and the cat

[quiveringdeer]

Porco's Charizard really likes Pieck to the point where sometimes Zard nudges its way between the two while they're cuddling and tries to shove Porco off the couch.

Pock's Charizard listens to Pieck better than it does him. And it's always trying to gently block her from leaving when she's headed home.

Porco's like, "If you love her so much why don't you just have her become your trainer?" To which Charizard would, but Pieck knows how much Porco loves his Charizard and they love him, they're just silly and stubborn.

[punk-jester]

ghost: i'm going to choke the life out of you *threat*

soap: i meeeeeeean

[drawbauchery]

I meeeeeeean…they’re both absolutely filthy and offensive but SO baby girl. Both psychotic. Both pansexual. Both just want to be carried around by big strong men (or big strong women). Both would scrutinize pancakes brought to them in bed by their lovers cuz they’re usually the ones making pancakes.

What sorcery do you wield?

oh my goD AND WADE WOULD ABSOLUTELY WEAR THIS TOO--