#i promise i wont bite

[ashiemochi]

pov: waiting for leon at the alcatraz prison

[vollerey]

angel has definitely said “its all shits and giggles until someone shiggles” so many times nobody can hear shits and giggles the same bc its been tainted by angels stupid ass😭😭 this is all respectful i love my pookie bear

angel would probably say the following that ive said

“i can be ur angle…. or devil….”

“wdym i cant eat the plastic window decoration things?!! they look so edible…”

“no bro, the minecraft socks say on during nap time. u dont understand.”

“waisiaiit i feel a snize… sne… snez?… sneeze. snssbdhhdnsnebsbz fuck. umm. sneeze AGAHSGAAGHAHAHAHAHACHUUUuuu gat dayum.”

“one day my microwave is gojna explode from me being so sleep deprived i throw my fork in it by complete accident and then it goes KABOOOMMMM and then i have to put it out or apparently so im told?? can i let it burn?? plsss. oh. i canntt ok.”

“FUCKKCUKCK my cknee.. MY CUHKNEE. UAGAHAHHAHASHHAJAHSKSKSM%{#]#]#]^]*]^%]%] OUWCHHIEIEEEE sorry. i stubbed my knee… stubbed? knee slapp?? ouchie wawa,??!”

“ur acting like a terribly self inserted fanfic author. stop it…”

“no guys i cant stop chewing on the straws im obsessed!! i hav to chewed on stuffs.. u wouldnt understand my pain. scoff sfx”

[moonlightretriever]

does anyone wanna put their fingers in my mouth and touch my teeth and tongue in a very intimate way

[bunnyslutlilith]

Like to spit in my mouth.

Reblog to put your fingers in there

[pawbeanies]

fingers in my mouth? fingers in my mouth perhaps? fingers in my mouth while you coo at me because i'm tearing up and drooling around them and making a mess? perhaps? perhaps?

[stranger-fucking-danger]

his hair is growing out...... chat im unwell

[pusangkambing]

They're off to go play!

Consider reblogging and not just liking ty ^-^

[sodabranch]

I noticed I needed to make a lil illustration for my Neocities page [wip] and I thought this was a cute idea :3 yay

[baileythebean]

a cylindrical piece of cotton in a plastic casing with a string on it sitting on the bathroom counter isn’t going to hurt you, I promise. Tampons are certified and scientifically proven not to bite.

[voidzphere]

we're mutuals but we actually never talked.. so.. hi hello!! :³ I love your content eheheheee and your aesthetics

MUTUAL WHITTLORE. pointz at you

you've popped up on my feed more timez i can count. i love your content n aestheticz too x] !

[cbennetti]

my freak

[starl1t-vo1d]

I am vibrating I am bouncing up and down because I have come into more information about botw and the thoughts and ideas that come with it.

I think this is actually pretty widespread information so I don't know how I missed it up until now??? but anyways

Each of the divine beasts dungeon music has an SOS signal in it and each of the signals come in at different times so people think this is when about each of the champions died

(I had a theory about the illusory fights being the fights they had but mipha actually squashed this theory because you take ceremonial tridents into the fight and those wouldn't have been made until after her passing I think)

(further side note how do people typically do that fight? because uh you definitely don't have enough weapons. I did it last night and you know what I did? I used urbosa's fury 6 times, I waited until it recharged I sat there and played a demented game of catch because waterblight got stuck throwing ice cubes How is I meant to be done?)

anyways so Mipha's signal comes through first almost immediately and as one of the younger champions I think that sorta tracks. I don't think she trained combat as often as the others even her trial with the gaurdians was (at least how I did it) more of a stealth mission almost all of them were airborn and there's no water nearby so... idk really what she would have done. It comes through almost immediately and rather panicked and you just know that she was thinking of others when she should have been focusing on herself.

(I think she would have tried so so hard to live because if she didn't it would mean the others don't have a someone to help them. And think for a moment she was the only one to die and the rest of of them go to find her because say Urbosa is gravely wounded and if she doesn't get healed quickly she will also die and they go because surely Mipha can help and everything will be fine only to find that Mipha is gone and with it their only chance to save Urbosa so its a double whammy)

Daruk's comes after Mipha's (not super far behind they are all relatively close together) and admittedly I have less thoughts about his but his message does seem less panicked so I think his protection probably held out for a while. I think maybe he was the most caught off gaurd by dying because one minute he had his protection and he was just sending a signal because woof this was harder than he though and he could use some back up and the next his protection fails and he's gone.

Urbosa's is third and her signal is a little panicked but it honestly seems more angry than anything. I think that she held out for so long because she is the best at combat (on the ground but thats beside the point) I think when she sent the signal she was angry at herself for not being able to do it alone but smart enough to know when it was time to ask for help. She was angry at gannon and the situation and herself and I think she probably got thunderblight really low in the time she had but just wasn't fast enough to kill it and instead it got her.

Revali's is last and I think people focus on the fact that it's probably because he was so stubborn to ask for help but also consider he's the best at evasive menuvers (unless mipha is in the water) Revali's fighting style is the one I prefer in video games (irl ive learned close quarter because uh long range isnt really necessary) he stays out of the combat by being in a hard to reach place and picking monsters off of course he has to dodge and stay alert because he's not the only one to have a bow but arguably his is the safest method. He probably held his own the longest because windblight couldnt get to him and the plan was to play the patience game and keep whittling down at its health. However enemies are adaptive and windblight (giving it far more personality here) probably realized when it did hit Revali it had to count. I think when Revali finally took that blow he panicked and instead of being on the offensive switch over to the defensive buying him just enough time to send out the SOS, to admit that he couldn't do and needed help. His is panicked and rushed and scared.

Now to take it a step further, I think that hearing the SOS calls (because I would assume he could) is what lead to Link's downfall. Because he got distracted and caught up by his friends getting taken out. (my memory is bad but i dont think we actually see links death right? theres nothing that disproves this?) Imagine hearing them one after the other thinking for a moment that okay Revali is still fighting and then hearing that no there goes him too, there goes everyone if they couldn't do how could he possibly? What, a sword is ment to better his odds? I think that Link faltered because of the calls and got hit.

[kaminarikokyu]

guys im normal abt zeni i promise i promise i promise

[banqanas]

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[techwrecker]

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[rindomness]

i realize i never actually posted this one? which. huh. tumblr kills the quality bad so click it for better quality . i have normal thoughts about phanshuffle akira