#i stand by it

[themarginalthinker]

Grabs you

Pulls you in close

Make your vampires/monster characters disabled. 'Well, isn't that already an allegory for-' NO. TEXTUALLY DISABLED. DEAF VAMPIRE. WEREWOLF WITH DIABETES. IDK. GHOUL WITH IBS JUST PLEASE

[megers67]

Present Mic Hot Take:

Present Mic is to the hero world like Guy Fieri is to the chef world.

[lineffability]

hey remember when aziraphale and crowley ran into each other in rome and aziraphale said 'well then let me tempt you to- oh, no, that's your job, isn't it, haha'? what if crowley succumbed to the temptation in more ways than one? what if they had oysters and sex about it? then what?

wordcount: 17,8k rating: explicit tags: PWP, Rome 41AD, oysters, so many oysters, so many orgasms too, banter, little bit of emotion little bit of angst, but mostly fun, oysters and aardvarks, food kink, oral fixation, roman baths, an oyster is never just an oyster, and what is love but hunger (more tags on ao3)

READ ON AO3 🦪

[blondephenobarbitol]

I don't let myself post on tumblr after an all nighter because I end up posting a photo like this with the caption "gnawing at the bars of my enclosure"

[kuroowo]

Consider this:

Miya Atsumu, kicking his feet and giggling into his pillow when he sees a text from you asking him out on a date. Crushing hard and blushing even harder, as if you two haven’t already been dating for 3 years.

[gaymurdersalad]

hey hi hello world, may we get some peter content pretty please? 👉👈

>Hah! Good luck wit’ dat, Sport!

>I’m pretty sure Scott v.2 is off somewhere in Suburbia wit’ his fake wife and heterosexual loneliness. Nowhere near Fazbender’s anymore after the whole incident in Springfield! There’s no way you’ll be able to-

>dave, you stupid hecking idiot! what are you still doing here?!

>.. What. No. No, no I- Wait-

>WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING!?!?!?

>I CAN’T ESCAPE YOU PHONE-HEADED FUCKS!! THIS IS A GODDAMN CURSE, I-

>DOWN, BOY. SHUT. SHUT UP.

>hiSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>Good Gracious, Dave. Don’t You Remember That We Work In The Same @!&$ing Location Now?

>steven, i don’t think this purple monkey wrench knows or remembers anything. you know how you swat bugs away, but they don’t really have any brains, so they come back to bother you anyway?

>Oh Yeah. Wow, Yeah, Just Like That, Peter.

>yeah. alright.

>get the h-heck out before i unload this entire bottle of bleach on you! oh and. say hi to jack for me. tell him i adopted a dog.

>I’M NOT TELLIN’ HIM SHIT IF YOU SPRAY ME WITH BLEACH, PHONEY!

>GET. OUT.

[ PETER IS OPEN FOR ASKS ]

[ SORRY I NEGLECTED TO PUT THAT IN BEFORE, CHRIBS IS A BIG IDIOT ! ]

[nartml]

I get that THW was going for a sobering message of "sometimes you have to let people go" and "some friends can't stay forever", but it was hilariously unsuccessful.

It's still baffling to me, the amount of raving reviews calling it "the perfect ending".

Apart from the wild thematic inconsistencies, and the endless flaws with Hiccup's logic of "oh, yeah, I know that things have never before been this good for dragons, I know that Berk is living proof that even the most stubborn people can change their minds on dragons, I know that dragons thrive on companionship and love their humans, I know that good people exist, I know that I'm the instigator of a huge revolutionary period, butttttt..... because bad humans exist I'll lock away the entirety of the draconic population in a glorified underground cage, in the hopes that one day humans will stop being bad and learn to cooperate with the creatures that they question, or even forget, the existence of a measly decade after their disappearance. Magically.", this message plainly didn't fit.

Not just in a thematic context. I mean that it literally doesn't fit in this situation, and it doesn't fit the characters.

It doesn't even fit reality, because you have to let go of people for reasons. Some friends can't stay forever, for reasons.

Valid ones. Reasons like, you grew apart, you don't have shared interests anymore, they betrayed you in an unforgivable way, they're not good for you, they're not good to you, they died, etc etc.

Had any one of these happened? At any stage? The one thing you could, albeit pointlessly, argue is that they grew apart. That they outgrew each other.

Only that...they didn't? Did I miss something? Because Toothless flying away for, what, a day to spend some time with his love interest, is not outgrowing. Toothless finding romance does not mean that he and Hiccup grew apart.

And this isn't just about the Light Fury. I'm not discussing whether or not she's a good character (she isn't), and I'm not discussing whether or not she deserves Toothless (Ha, you're funny). Even if she were the absolute best, most perfect match for Toothless and a compelling character, it still wouldn't even remotely mean that he and Hiccup grew apart.

In fact, if you grow so far apart from your best friend that you can say goodbye to them forever, just because you found a new partner, then I really don't know what to tell you. (Except that you're probably not a good friend.)

Hiccup realizing that Toothless doesn't make him who he is, and doesn't define him, that he doesn't need Toothless in order to be someone, or even that he doesn't need Toothless at all, doesn't mean that he outgrew him. Not even slightly.

I mean, come on, I don't need the vast majority of people in my life. Arguably, I might not even need any of the people in my life. This doesn't mean I don't want them there.

This doesn't mean that I won't fight for them to stay right here, by my side.

Oh, look, how's that for a change? How about a movie where your friends refuse to leave you? Because that's what I want, and that's what How To Train Your Dragon deserved.

That's what Hiccup, and the rest of the Berkians, deserved. And that's what fit. That's what thematically fit, what fit reality, or at least the httyd reality, and what fit the characters themselves.

This movie treated the dragons as mindless pets, whereas in every other step of the way, they were treated as people.

Toothless isn't a just slobbery puppy.

Toothless is intelligent, curious, kind, understanding, funny, snarky and sarcastic, graceful, elusive, protective, loving, wary, and fucking loyal (plus much more).

I can't think of a character that has demonstrated as much loyalty and protectiveness as this guy.

And yet he was barely any of the aforementioned things in thw. He became unrecognizable.

All the dragons became unrecognizable, for no justifiable reason.

The final message shouldn't have been that your friends sometimes have to leave you, and that you have to let them go.

(The humans left the dragons just as much as the dragons left the humans btw)

It should've been that they'll fight tooth and nail to stay, even when the going gets tough, even when priorities shift, even when you tell them to go.

No matter how passionately you insist that caring for you is rotten work.

It's not to them.

[celluzu]

we should put all of the twitter users who depict Roier as :3 *eyelash flutter* tehehe about Cellbit murdering the workers in a box and shake it really hard

[xactodreams]

hi! if you're comfortable with sharing this - what faberry fics do you have printed out? :D

I’ll Be - stix04

Don’t Blink: Vol 1 (ch 1-18) - poetzproblem

Don’t Blink: Vol 2 (ch 19-27) - poetzproblem

Head Full of Doubt, Road Full of Promise - powergrapes

Don’t Look Now But I Lost My Shoe - kabensi (cover by yours truly)

The Silence of Silence - your.kat

So Falls the World - SkyWarrior108

Better Run, Out Run My Gun - your.kat

Better Run, Faster Than My Bullet - your.kat

Modern Love - ohnice1

Holidaze - roxystyle11

Don’t Mean A Thing - kabensi

[jon-withnoh]

Hoch die Hände, Wochenende!

[sugarpenchant]

[justletmeon12]

Husk: Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery?!

[rukunas]

saw a clip of a girl sucking a guy off in the shower. the guy kept pinching her nose and redirecting the shower head so that the water would go on her face and piss her off.

gojo satoru core.

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

the way I barely remember tweeting this

[randomfingthings]

"He is pookie, he is baby girl, he is cutie patootie fashion princess, miss all that vroom vroom guy"

No girl that's almost 40yr old 7 time drivers championship winner lewis hamilton 🤦

[nicolethered]

Javi grab my tit challenge