#i started watching this with my mom this weekend!
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Doug and Elaine Thomas met in a coffee shop at Gotham U, they struck up a conversation in line talking about everything from the weather to certain wildly unpopular school policy changes, they end up talking even after they get their orders (peppermint tea and a chocolate croissant for Elaine, cinnamon latte for Doug)
Doug secures his second date when he finds out Elaine has seen approximately Zero (0) movies and takes it up on himself to show her the world
#and the rest they say is history#doug thomas#duke thomas#elaine thomas#batfam#elaine is either pregnant here or freshly not pregnant hence the herbal tea#i asked my mom if u can drink coffee while pregnant and mom asked me who i was mad at#smh#doug and the bad bitch he pulled by being Very Normal about movies#anyway i think duke got his love of movies from his dad 🥰🥰#i think they watched old movies together afterschool or on weekends cuddled up with popcorn#doug insists that popcorn is essential to the viewing experience despite the fact they polish it off before the movie even starts#elaine is at goth u getting her social work degree ofc and doug is probably in the process of getting his construction apprenticeship#and is just taking some classes before that#probably like safety and physics and such#does gotham have a cc?? I don't remember#anyway i will keep thomas family posting until dc editorial takes me out themselves#doug and elaine aren't dead u fucks#bread talk
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WHY DOES 3RD SEASON COLIN LOOK LIKE GASTON LMFAOOOOOO
#real life with risa#yeah I started bridgerton over the weekend#my mom is OBSESSED and wanted someone to watch it with and it's always sounded good so I agreed#ALSO are they trying to make believe there was a 3rd older Bridgerton daughter the whole time or did I miss something????????#who the fuck is Francesca???????????
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household enemy to the yyh watchthrough number one is the olympics. it's taken us a week to get two episodes into the gamemaster fight
#out of three. please the third episode's what makes it okay im fighting for my life out here#it is NOT for lack of trying on my part but theres only a brief window of time when the olympics is not happening#and as it turns out the watchthrough is Not my mom's first priority (how dare she etc)#i do feel slightly bitter that we've gotten through two eps of band o brothers in the same time#we are fighting for the same timeslots yet somehow the hour long show's gotten a leg up??#you don't have time for a 23 min ep but DO for a 60 min one?? explain the math to me please#idk how to explain the vague feeling of betrayal bc it Does Not make sense Nor matter in the slightest#but cmonnnn we were doing so well. and my little bro's starting up school again soon and my dad's gotta go back to work#sometimes eventually (<- hes on medical leave) and my grandparents are coming over next week We're Losing Time Soon#ughhh if i'd known the olympics were happening (<- somehow completely oblivious to this) i'd have accounted for#my mom getting whisked away by the land of synchronized divers and shot putters and whatever the hell#happens in the summer olympics (<- only pays attention to winter olys)#bc that always happens. and *i* have to go back to school in Some Amount Of Time Im Too Scared To Check (p sure it's late aug though) and#when that happens i'll (hopefully) be stuck across town which means we won't be able to do it any time besides the weekends#and i don't wannaaaaa#i know this is the least important problem anyone's ever had like i get that i know but#it's important to me that they sit down and watch this with me. and watching it pull apart and being#the one who's easily the most invested it makes me look all desperate when i ask them for their time and they can't give it#we can only pull this off neatly in the summer and we were so close and now we're losing it right at the finish line#i don't want life to get in the way of this little bubble i've fought so hard to make y'know#and it's childish and embarrassing and whatever but i just want them to have fun with me with this thing i care about a lot#but i can't do that bc my mom needs to watch the judo matches at Every weight class#even though she's recording a lot of them? i don't understand but whatever i know it's her thing im just moping about it ig#i want it to be as perfect an experience for them as possible and it's slipping away from me#and i don't wanna leave this project unfinished when i start school y'know. sighh#i think they might feel like i only want them around when we're watching stuff. whcih is weird bc that's like#The Singular Way we family bonded literally my whole life so idk why they wouldn't get that when reversed#but either way that IS how i wanna spend time with them. i want them to understand this thing that's become a part of me#and i wanna talk With them about it. and so far it's been fun in a way it's never been before. my mom at least seems to really like it#and i want it to Keep going well bc if we lose momentum im worried they'll start finding it tedious. sighh
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Hey so Snap this is going to be so fucking weird, but honestly don’t care. So I was watching a clip of Drag Race Philippines and it was the make over episode and I think they were making over family members and this father was all about getting into drag. So, I just wanted to tell you never forget how much of a lovely loving kind and caring father you have, who loves you and protects you and makes you feel heard. That’s all.
i'd have to die before i forget how great my dad is thank you for the opportunity to brag about him again anon
#snap chats#no smarmy one-sentence response i fear i never play about my dad's character and its been. A Month so i gotta be earnest#Comically And Topically tho i still wonder wtf my dad meant when he said 'i always thought of being a girl' when i opened up to him#part of me thinks he was just joking and thats probably it but also ....... //audible confusion + vine boom + eyebrow quirking//#its so funny you brought up my dad though i was thinking of visiting him this weekend#last week my Bitch Ass Mom wanted to watch a movie with me and since speak no evil was coming out i proposed we see that#since starting therapy shes been 'trying' to be closer with us but she still doesnt like me on a fundamental level so get bent ig#but she hates horror movies and made a whole show of not wanting to go and how american movies are so brutal and blah blah#this was right after she took me ice skating with her .. cause shes obsessed with ice skating now ... like maam please#i like skating so thank you but ... idk ... she never wants to do things i wanna do#then again we're pretty different i think so. LOL sorry i like horror movies and nothing you like apparently#im glad she didnt come cause i just went with my bro and since the theater was Virtually Empty we just cracked jokes the whole time vjlaekv#plus i just know my mom wouldve been annoying and i wanted to enjoy the movie !!!! which i did ty !!!!!!!#but yk who LOVES horror movies and who i used to watch horror movies with all the time growin up !!!!!!!!!!#i havent seen a movie with my dad in forever.... the last one we saw was so long ago but it was some weird owen wilson movie i think#wait now that ive dragged my mom into this she started therapy Did I Share That. Im Reminding You Anyway#but the most vile thing i ever heard her say was that she admitted to me she never loved my dad 'emotionally'#like wow ..... a thousand life times in hell for you i think i cant even begin to describe the rage chat i could write a novel#but i only have 30 tags so i wont. i should call my dad tho.. this is inspiring me to call my dad thank you anon#if youre still reading Double Thank You. i havent complained about my mom in a while and this was just funny timing overall vjRLKJAEVK#ok im gonna go talk with my dad now. my college friend's coming oevr in like three hours and we're gonna watch glass#cause that came up in convo yesterday Long Story so that should be funny vjlekjlakj
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also no hunger games for me :( i wont watch it in theaters
#like i went to sleep telling my dad we're gonna watch it tmrw book tickets#and he was like u get up and we'll see what happens no need to book tickets and he was so tired of me#cuz i kept asking like this whole week cuz i knew then only they'll take me#and like so today i get up and my mom is like we have to go to this family dinner today so cant watch any time later than 12#and there was a show of 12:50 pm in 4dx i started getting ready right i woke up at 12:10 mind u#and my father comes yelling that u cant take food or drinks there we cant go#and sayign if u woke up at 10 we might have went and like dude...u didnt even tell me THE TIMINGS OF WHEN WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO#HOW TF WAS I SUPPOSED TO WAKE UP#and then tmrw also we cant go and then the next weekend i have to study and then the next weekends my exams so
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im so fucking mad at myself at my mother at her dead husband at god fucking knows what. "concentrate on yourself" well i cant can i. now more than anything i should and i cant. losing my fucking mind istg
#i wasted the whole fucking weekend because i *had to* come visit her and once i visited i *had to* hang out with my fucking grandfather#watching him cry about grandma and bitch about modern times and the waiter not doing his job because the café was full to bursting#and it took longer than usual to get our coffees so ofc he had to loudly insult him in third person. oh and then he had to bitch about#gay people and women who dont want children too because of he did. and i sat there and listened to it because i HAD TO#wasted four fucking hours. and then i HAD TO go to the theatre with my mom because she got us tickets because she wanted this#to be a nice day for me but i dont have fucking time to have nice days rn but in order for HER to have a nice day i need to at least pretend#i am having one. so i wasted another almost two hours on that play#which was some modern uselessly loud to the point of being physically painful bullshit bad enough that we left mid-show#and then i had to go meet with her friends so lost another two hours and by the time i got home to write that bullshit thesis it was 11pm#and i barely got anything done till 1 am because i went through another stupid little mental breakdown and then it was almost 6 am#and i had to stop because i had a train at 8 and i already only slept like 3 hours that day#and then i got home yesterday totally fucking exhausted and i started reading stuff for the thesis but i was falling asleep so i laid down#'for 10 minutes' and i woke up today at 6. not having written a word lol#and now i could just say fuck it and defend it in september and it would make my life so much easier. but my voice teacher wants me#to get accepted for the masters degree even if im already planning to get the deans leave for the first semester so like. god.#i cant do this lol#i know i should have started earlier but i was kinda busy losing my fucking mind and lying in bed staring at the ceiling for hours#and contemplating dropping out completely lol god i hate my life so much it's unreal
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I’ve been reminded once again of the 2013 cinematic masterpiece ‘pacific rim’
#I was at a friends house this weekend and we were trying to decide what to watch#and her husband had pacific rim and i immediately started fighting to watch it#(we watched dogma instead which is still a good pick but yes I did get home#and use my moms cable login to watch it for free on tnt online)
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ohhhh my god if this fight is about what i think its about im gonna lose it
#my mom was all upset last night out of nowhere and kept muttering shit under her breath at me and my dad#and then she exploded at him this morning (its his birthday weekend btw)#accused him of cheating AGAIN because 1) its her default comeback and 2) he replied 'STOP' to a spam text and shes convinced it was his ex#but also the thing that set her off was me and my dad 'making fun of her' for mispronouncing something?#which is kinda bullshit regardless bc we all do that to each other and it isnt grounds for all this#but the thing is. i dont remember doing that#and i have a very good memory#i remember doing almost exactly that a few days ago with a friend too so its weird that i wouldnt remember this#which isnt to say that it didnt happen#but the thing is. i DO remember talking about an actor in the show we were watching#he was playing a different character but u could still tell it was him bc of how he rounds his vowels off w an r sound#and i kept pointing it out whenever he did it and my mom was sitting kinda far away when we were talking about it#and after that is pretty much when she started acting all weird#so i stg. if she misheard me dissecting an actor's accent and decided it was an attack on her intelligence im gonna kill someone
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Rly annoying thing my family does is when i ask them to do smthn and they immediately in complete agreeance go "ok! No problem :)" and then just not do it and then when i inevitably have to do it they act like either grateful that i would do it or act annoyed and tell me they were totally gonna do it lol. They usually act the latter in situations where instead of saying ok they come up w/ a complete bs excuse as to why they cang so that even when i accept their excuse and do it for them they still act upset that they didnt get to do the thing i asked of them
#rly annoyed cause the dishes are completely stacked up and theyre just watching shows in the living room lol and when i ask abt it they get#rly pissy and start fumbling up excuses#i had to throw out the cat litter cause when i reminded them of it they just said ok then like 10 mins went by lol#and then when i had to walk by them to throw it out my mom was like “nooo u shouldnt be doing that u should be resting”#and my sister was like “i was gonna do it later its still early ugh”#and shes using being sick as an excuse not to do the dishes while still watching shows n stuff with my family and going out w/ them#and then my younger sister is using schoolwork as an excuse despite it being the weekend and her clearly watching shows w/ them too -_-#meanwhile im just stuck in here
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Me, who literally just sweeps for a living: ah nice the weekend I can rest and hopefully engage in some hobbies
Mom, who spends all day almost every day at home just sitting on her phone: could you sweep the apartment?
#like#yeah sweeping used to bw my favorite chore#back when I was the one staying at home and mom was the one paying the bills#and I hadn't spent Months sweeping for several hours every weekday#im literallt struggling with my JOB cause ive started Hating sweeping#im reaching sweep burnout#on top of it making my chronic pain worse#she'll do like the bare minimum while me and my bro are working and then give us a list of chores to do on our days off#we're paying the bills we're paying for food we're paying for anything she buys herself on a fucking whim#i literally spent five hundred dollars on Her trip to a music festival last month#im SLEEPING IN A CLOSET so she can have a bedroom#LITERALLY#im so tired and im wearing thin#i havent written or seriously drawn in ages#i haven't watched my shows or read new books#i just wake up and try desperately to have enough energy to go to work and then i come home and lose myself for the rest of the day#weekends are torn between resting to have more energy next week so hopefully itll be better or using the time to do the rhings i love
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#gosh i hate family dinners#this weekend is canadian thanksgiving and i usually never celebrate it#because fuck thanksgiving honestly#i usually limit my interaction with extended family to two dinners a year: easter and christmas#but i was moving over easter this year so i skipped it so i decided to go this weekend instead bc it’d been a while#fuck if i regret that decision now#especially since my brother is away this weekend ao it was just me 🙃#dinner on my dad’s side yesterday was a hot mess#everyone is so awkward around me since my parents got a divorce#i hate it#and then tonight on my mom’s side was basically a fest of homophobic comments#but that’s the norm nowadays#and my grandma is finally starting to go through my grandpa’s things after he died almost two years ago#and she asked if i wanted one of his watches or shirt or something#and apparently my brain decided the appropriate response was to burst into tears#so that was fun#anyways i left early#i’m really looking forward to christmas dinners now 🙃🥲🙃#anyways don’t mind me just complaining#i know lots of people have it a lot worse#i’m just fucking tired
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How do people have the energy to watch entire tv shows omg
#grad school seriously killed my energy for watching things#like if I don't have something to work on while the show is playing then I guess... I'm just not watching it lol???#actually that's why I'm mostly watching anime right now#23 minutes once a week is the farthest my attention span reaches#and even then the only recent one I've finished recently was chainsaw man#though to be fair the last few weeks have been INSANE so I haven't had the time to do... literally anything#classes started AND I had to make a weekend trip to San Antonio AND I got sick#lord have mercy on my dwindling energy supply#the only shows I watch lately are the ones that mom and I can agree on so nothing too violent or dark#bored badgering
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My parents, joking about my boyfriend being over while they're gone: "haha, you have till (insert time) to get him outta there."
My parents immediately after finding out that he was, in fact, over while they were gone:
#erin rambles#i am tired#physically and mentally#my mom thinks our house is unvisitable#and to be fair it is cluttered#that doesnt mean my partner is going to judge us if he comes over#no one tell them he spent the night though#theyd really have a conniption then#but in all seriousness i think they're having issues coming to terms with the fact that i am indeed 25 and am going out and doing things#with a MAN no less scandalous#and that they can't control me anymore#like last weekend my partner and i fell asleep watching a show or smth and i wound up getting home around 2amish#and i got a lecture from my mom about how disrespectful I'm being to her by not getting home at a reasonable hour#mind you it was a SATURDAY#and i didnt have anywhere to be the next day#idk maybe im just frustrated but its starting to grate on my neeves
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#so I had tentative plans to go get my nose pierced tonight#but then the other day my parents were like hey let’s go visit your brother this weekend#so I told the people I was gonna go get pierced with that I can’t do it today#which was fine and good and one of them is still going today but the rest of us are probably going like next week#but then it stormed today and knocked out the power at my grandparents’ house so my parents have been over there for damn near 2 hours#trying to prevent my grandparents basement from flooding and my mom just came home to grab something and told me that we might not be going#so you’re telling me that I could have actually gone and gotten my nose pierced#and like five minutes ago the guy who was still going tonight to get pierced sent me a snap of him there at the piercing studio and like 😭😭#I definitely could’ve gone 😭 but also idk if my parents get this problem solved at my grandparents then we could still maybe go#but if not and they decide we can go like next weekend I’m gonna be upset because I’ve already canceled these plans plus my best friend want#wanted* me to house sit with her and I told her I couldn’t#and if we go next weekend then I’m going to have to cancel theee nose piercing plans again and they’ll just think I’m not being serious#about wanting it but I’ve literally been talking about it for like 2 weeks straight now#also not to mention I’m sitting here in my house fully packed and we were completely ready to go when my aunt called to tell my mom about#the power being out and their parents freaking out that the basement was going to flood which apparently it kinda is#anyway this is stupid but I just wanted to complain about it#because I feel like if I decide just to like settle in and start watching something or actually writing more for the new unholy chp then my#parents are gonna get home and be ready to go#but if not then I’m really just sitting here wasting time like I was ready to go#not fair that I had multiple avenues of plans tonight and now none of them are probably happening
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made it halfway through changing my sheets. like i have to finish i obviously can’t sleep here until i put sheets on but. god i don’t want to… this fucking sucks!
#i’ve had a productive day at least. had work. went shopping with my mom and bought new shorts. i also got a sundress!!!!#i started my laundry. i’m changing my sheets. i didn’t forget to take my allergy meds!#(i always forget because allergies are a new thing for me. it sucks btw) (who knew that roughly a 2 hour drive could take you somewhere so#radically different to your home that it gives you seasonal allergies? yeah it sounds fake to me too. but apparently.)#AND i need to finish my nails too. still need to paint the fucking lemons why did i decide to do nail art the weekend with NO time. hello#beth.txt#also i can’t watch the football show again i’ve had my weekly fill of those guys tbh#i really want to watch some more of alina tho….#but i can’t now because im doing stuff so whatever i put on the tv has to be like. an old movie or ouat or something#i can’t paint lemons while watching shadow and bone that’s not gonna happen#ok i gotta finish these sheets. actually not to be tmi but i have to pee first. ok break!!
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i wish i wasn’t poor :(
#i wanna bleach and cut my hair and i need polish for my docs cuz they’re getting fucked up and i really need some more shoes that are comfy#like for 8 hour work shifts but i don’t have th money for that#i really need to uninstall doordash but like :/#wait actually i’m gonna do that now brb#okay doordash gone 👍#and i have to take off next sunday cuz i’m going out of town and then in two weeks i gotta take more time off cuz my parents are out of town#and i only work weekends so that’s like. 40% of my month’s work yknow#and i wanna start doing eyeliner and i need to pitch in to help my mom fix her car#and i still need to take driving lessons cuz that’s a thing#and i really need more clothes cuz i wear the same pair of jeans to work every weekend#and i want a binder not like i could have one anyway cuz of my parents but i want one#and i wanted a keyboard so i could practice for piano class outside of school but i can’t have that cuz those are expensive as fuck#and gas prices are going up so when i do learn to drive i’m gonna need to pay for gas#and that’s gonna be sh it#and god i just fucking hate this#cuz i am not picking up more shifts at work cuz the only time i have for myself is after work and after school#and they aren’t taking my after school hours away from me#anyway. hate life hate being poor but i deleted doordash so that should help 👍#now as long as no one i watch releases merch i should be fine to exist in peace#my post#vent ig
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