#i suck at cooking

[artastic-friend]

Cooking with BigHand DJMM

//TW for drawings of Blood and Dead Animals//

after seeing this post, and saw that Bighand DJ eats not only Venison (which is partly what my sona is) but also various birds XD I had to draw something about that.

Bighand DJMM belongs to @ntls-24722

TW for Blood and slight gore after the cut

later..

It finally hit him lol

goofy lil guy I love him so much

lil scrimble wimble skrunkle wunkle- lil sploinky sploog- what am I saying.. tumblr is corrupting me 💀/j

anyway.. dw, I don't mind him eating venison UvU I just thought it would be funny to draw this lmao

he can eat me too after I die I guess 💀 but only if he cooks me right 😤 /j

[heynhay]

merry Christmas klancers 🎅

[wombywoo]

ID 🪪

[blair-s-world]

Alex turner, the cutie.

[mad-tears]

House husband and wife with super strength

[jiiyawns]

yeah im normal. im very normal. so normal. shadow prime amirite guys

i like this one the most so close up (ironically, this is the color palette i was the most scared to deal with bc i don't usually use greens)

[carfuckerlynch]

it’s called a head of garlic cause if u use it right. well

[kaqzu]

Since I don't like to wait or make people wait… I'll end this quickly.

[noxious-fennec]

A redraw of an old thing because exam season is the only time i get creative energy ig

[cavennmalore]

with the amount that the main series dunks on the forbidden cities i would just love for unraveled to be just an unabashed celebration of humanity. like yes there is poverty and pollution and crime but also there is dancing and music and rollercoasters and scary movies. let keefe discover the beauty here! the first book was all about the wonder of the lost cities but unraveled could be all about the wonder of the forbidden cities

[emomomortal]

apple on your head!! apple on your head!!

[falling-skyzz]

has this been done yet

[marnorourastar]

Ohhh stupid Sheol, stupid Orel, I hate them, you pathetic pair. Like, they're just two cement-eating weirdos, ewww.

And just me and Julian , idiot ugh

[lyrichi]

Imagine being mc, and you're just chilling in your kitchen cause you live alone. You're in your i-woke-up-to-be-here fit, glasses off and retainers out, hair out of the way messily yet conveniently. And you're just standing in the middle of your kitchen, small pot in your left hand and a wood spoon in your right.

Eating some pasta quietly with the same utensils you used to make the pasta so you didn't have to wash more dishes by putting it in a bowl and getting a fork. Then suddenly you're teleported somewhere that isn't your bland apartment kitchen with buzzing white lights above you. It takes you a minute to realise that anything has happened, shoveling your tasty homemade pasta into your mouth with a wooden spoon.

You look up, making eye contact with some dude with his arms crossed, his hair short and black, and standing about half a foot taller than you. At least that was what you could make out through blurry vision. Pasta strands hanging from your mouth, you eat them quickly while staring directly at this man whom you find conventionally attractive despite just meeting him, if you would even call this a meeting.

Your voice somewhat hoarse from not talking for about two and a half days and from eating off of a wooden spoon, you speak in a tone that is almost sarcastic, yet is questioning. You sound neutral, being caught like a deer in headlights in your most nobody's-gonna-see-me state.

"Who the fuck're you?" You'd say, blinking a few times and having to force your eyes to adjust to the shift in lighting that you had only now noticed, and your voice slightly muffled from the pasta sauce stuck to the roof of your mouth. Your organs rolling like a rotisserie chicken in confusion, almost making your stomach hurt.

You settle your right hand, loosely placing the wooden spoon into the pot, it being about half full of hot-n-ready pasta. Your left wrist feels sore from holding up the pot, but in your delayed confusion you barely feel it, doing mental gymnastics in order to figure out where the fuck you had ended up.

You just wanted some pasta. Now where were you?

[i-like-books-and-women]

Oh the crippling reality of small fandom means if I wanna read the fic I'm probs gonna have to write it

[carefulignorantghost]

Fetus Arctic Monkeys, mainly fetus Alex. They were so CUTEEE