#i think i should go to bed

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maths

[andoutofharm]

i think pete should wear a cowboy hat with the skirt

[uh-ohspaghettio]

Me trying to figure out what happened to Jack’s umbilical cord

[tolerateit]

remember when you'd gather all your toys and put them in a box/closet before dinnertime and sometimes you'd pat some toys because you loved playing with them. that's what you do with your childhood when you grow up i think

[chaoticcomputeryouth]

Look, I'm not a snitch... buuut some people can't mind their damn bisness, so I have to tell u'all.

The great golden halls of heaven are empty. Yeah you heard that right.

Yeah there's gnashing of teeth echoing thru them.

Wha- NO! God's NOT dead and nobody is eating his rotting body! Where did you even get that from?!

Where's everybody then you say? Why, I'm just giving them head.

Yeah, all of the angelic choirs

Yeah God too.

Where's the gnashing of teeth coming from then, you ask? I just told you, I'm giving head.

Wha- Yeah? OF COURSE I'm bitting them, chewing too. Who do you take me for?

You don't do that? Well that's sound like a you problem.

You don't think it is? Well I'm the one giving head to all of heaven, so I'm right.

You're being soo judgy RN and I don't have to take that. Smell you later, nerd

[ne0nc0ral]

I’ve literally been consuming murder drones episodes and content for like 48 hours idk what’s going on but I’m in too deep

No one told me the show was this cool??

[free-boundsoul]

Why did I have a random thought of Asher wearing a Halloween costume to the Summit?

Why did the second thought have to be: He'd so go as a vampire to 'fit in'

[smalllonelyegg]

"the peekers not real" mfs when they accidentally believe the peeker into existence

[yeetthedragon]

Having a think about byler again

Season 4 felt very much like the Suffers crammed as much foreshadowing and symbolism and metaphor and whatnot into those 9 episodes as possible. You’ll never catch me complaining, i’ve been on byler brainrot for the last week, i’ve been a byler for years. I just find it hilarious that their thought process could’ve gone “We put some foreshadowing into the first 3 seasons but idk not many people caught on, and oh shit we’re on season 4 now out of five seasons and people are still unsure if byler is going to go canon. Let’s just shove as much in s4 as we possibly can and just let the people figure it out for themselves.”

Anyway i physically cannot wait for season 5

[charlotterhea]

Tumblr: Here's a side specifically for your tags! Look what I found you!

Tumblr: *shows me stuff I never post*

Tumblr: *shows me stuff I never reblog*

Tumblr: *shows me stuff I wouldn't even want to see if it was the only thing I was physically able to see*

Me:

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Me: Look, I don't know what you think "my tags" are but it's not this! Stop it!

[unkillobel]

extended horn outro on closing track Razzmatazz. anyone with me

[endlessnightskyshoutsback]

i just told someone I'm really "stupid" instead of "sleepy".

[safyresky]

Bestie it's me, with a late hour BULLSHIT thought. I really just be coming in here asking ANYTHING huh.

But I was thinking, does Jack in your universe have the icey eyebrows? Because I feel like if he did then Jacqueline should've mentioned it AT LEAST ONCE already (idk if she has or not but as far as I can tell she hasn't). She should've intensely razzed him about it by now so I have to ask if they exist in your universe lol. The most important lore I care about 😡

And on a similar note, if this was a world where that happens, would Blaise's eyebrows be on fire??? The mental image of nothing else changing except Blaise's eyebrows are SMOLDERING has got me in some type mood and idk what it is lol.

Thank you for putting up with the STUPIDEST questions lol

Bestie, the stupidest, silliest questions are the BESTEST questions!

It's funny, I am very particular about my own eyebrows, but not ONCE do I consider this with characters 🤔🤔

Jack in my universe looks exactly the same as in the movie but just. Y'know. Toastier, lol. So then yes? I think he does have the icy lil eyebrows too! Jacqueline has NOT mentioned it at ALL lmao, the man's so roastable that the eyebrows are a low blow, and I feel like some days after freeze drying, her eyebrows get all snowy too, and she just shrugs like, eh, whatever, we snowy today I guess! That was a run on sentence and a HALF. ANYWAY!

Because she does it sometimes too, she can't really roast Jack about it bc then he'll DEFF roast her back, since she does it too. And it'll be WORSE bc he has a lot more recipes for roasts than she does 🤣🤣

Fiery eyebrow Blaise gave me THOUGHTS. He would not light them up on a day-to-day basis, he's gucci with just the top of his head being a lil campfire wherever he goes. He WOULD light them up to A) amuse all four kids when they were little (it still sometimes works on Jacqueline), and B) to really lay it on thick whenever Winter is being saucy (or him to her!)

Blaise pulling up like "here comes the smoulder" and lighting up the eyebrows, and Winter just chokes on the snorts of laughter has me like 🤣🤣🤣

(and it still leads to a fun little romp in bed later ;)

[procrastinahman]

Just saw a blazed post for captain america x reader fan fiction forcibly posted to my dash and may I just say. The only reason I’m not howling and writhing in anguish is because such posts keep the real advertisers away. Like lancing an infected wound, the blazed nsfw fanfic will cause momentary acute pain by reading about Steve rogers 8 in dick to help relieve from the constant ache of fucking Mastercard or whatever trying to sell me shit

[destinyudogie]

lewisham ilton. no i’ve never put that together before. interesting

[gay-person-ranting]

why do I sometimes get the urge to say ‘ew’ to something I like. for example I’ll see a pretty piece of art or something and I’ll want to say ‘ew that looks so good’. why am I like this