#i wanna draw them all silly and insane tho

[murmurmurl]

ruikasa sketches yay

I swear I'm so normal abt them

[that--unusual-person]

Cosmic anon gets it‼️‼️

There is so much more i would do the Starscream like pick him up with my bare cold hands and shake him like the ginger girl from finding Nemo and force him to watch all Shrek movies while all stars from smash mouth plays in the back non stop. Baking him into a cake is also a great options and the salad spinner with him in is just a great way to stim❤️. Just aggressively making that thing turn around and around. i once broke a salad spinner as a kid because i did it so agressivly breaking the handle and making the spinner fall on the floor and partly breaking into pieces. I imagine Starscream just being a puddle at this point, if so then he goes right back in the jar and then i microwaves him because i wanna know what will happen. if nothing does i would bite his head (lovingly) and rattle him around like a dog with their chew toy, barking while doing so and run around on all four running in circles.

I would squeeze him like those stress toys who's eye pop out dramatically and then throw him on the wall and hope he would stick on it right above my bed, that way when i stare on the celling i can see him before i fall asleep ❤️. Bc he is so cool and awesome he should be the last thing i see when i go into dreamland and also the first thing i see when i wake up❤️.

With the others i can't say my thirst for pathetic meow meows oozes for them. Like Starscream has just this pathetic wet sock, crying in the rain while covered in the mud, hopeing you would take him back as a lover while, i will always love you, plays in the back and you just throw a shoe at him to make him go away. He doesn't tho and looks at you with those big silly eyes, you still take him back because there is just SOMETHING about him you don't find in others, kind of vibe.

He is so pathetic and loving, his dumb stupidity grin that melts your heart while his clownery makes you wanna put him in a potato sack where only his head peaks out and put him in the damp,cold, dark basement. He is so dumb and cute and ratty.

Soundwave is just straight up my loving husband that i would wife up and give all my love without the insanity. The Bot is already dealing with so much he deserves a break and a soft tenderly kiss on the cheek while i tell him how great he is. I would draw him like an old painter draws their lover and muse; full of grace and power, elegance that you don't see anywhere else. The paintings of the time where he still was by my side the only thing reminding me how he looks like while my brain slowly withers away. My mind forgetting how his voice filled my hears like a wonderful song and his touch like the warm rays of the sun. But my heart beating for him and knowing even if i forget how he looks like my it will still remember him. Writing love sick writing poetry about the fuzzy warm feeling i had in the past seeing paintings of this mysterious person i clearly knew in the past. Writing about his beauty that shines from the inside out. Watching the moon, thinking of his dazzling eyes feeling cold and lonely not having him by my side, wishing each day that he would finally be here to fall in love a second time❤️ (but your genius for the things you wrote down).

Same with shockwave, but i have to admit i really wanna bite his mono-boob while skedaddling on his body like an insect. My feelings for shocker is in between of soundwave and Starscream.

I wanna cling on his leg and try to shake him around (knowing it won't happen because he is a THICC BOY). he would need me to put me in those child dog leashes or cages to make me stop fooling around and chewing on him. I would probably just straight up gulp down one of his chemicals to mess with him not caring if i die or grow a third arm. I honestly hope i would be his Starscream ❤️❤️ Him observing me in my silly little jar while i lick the glass like stich at the beginning of the movie❤️

I would be the fluffy cat getting petted sleeping on the lap of the villain as they spin around to face the hero of the story.

Anyway i hope it's obvious I'm very autistic about these three.(apologies for the insane ramblings I'm sleep deprived and ate like 13 chocolate muffins).

-thick shockwave/jar Starscream anon

[seokmashu]

moot appreciation & 1000th post ❤️

to celebrate the end of predebut era, zb1's debut, my lovely 5ever moots, and my 1000th post! (also bc this ask has been sitting in my inbox for a few weeks now and i figured it's time!) it's been a few months since i joined zumblr and i wanted to shout out a few people who have made this experience so fun and lively and wonderful and whose friendships i really treasure ❤️ i love all of you mwah now let's goo!!

💌 cherrie // @cherriegyu 🍒

cherrieee tietie 🫶 when i first came on tumblr you were one of the only ppl i talked to and you made me feel so welcome in the community- i loved discussing lex's hp ideas with you, our bias lists and being a zerorat (💀) imy and love you lots <3

💌 moni // @taerrrrrae 🐨

moni you're always so sincere when reading and reacting to other ppl's works, responding to asks, and letting other ppl know you're thinking of them, that i find it so inspiring~ i mean who else would compose poems for their moots?? you're such a sweet person a 7 star hallabong fr <3

💌 riri // @chxrrymxxnlight 🌛

ririii my fav riyangi fangirl!! you're so cute and i appreciate how you always keep me up to date about zb1 stuff (like within 0.1 seconds of them posting, insane) even tho we always miss each other cuz we live in opposite timezones 😭 i hope u only have happy days ahead and i'm so excited to hear more about this story you're writing and drawing!! <3

💌 tee // @haesunflower ⛳

teee! i'm so glad you sent me that message when we first became moots bc it's so much fun talking to you~ remember the gyuvin cheeto ask i sent you? 💀 and all those times you were thirsty over wrote about zb1 ahem. i love discussing fic ideas with you because you simply give the best reactions and i'm so happy you get to live out your y/n fantasy fr fr 😭 <3

💌 rose // @ohdudedhesflirting 🐝

ah yes rose one of the only other seokryus that i know on tumbles 😭 your thirsty reactions to posts are so funny and always crack me up~ i'm sooo glad you started writing more bc i love reading your fics!! still mad you didn't tag me in the first one 😤 but it's ok since it literally wrenched my heart out ;; i hope you're doing better now and that you had a wonderful bday <3

💌 lex // @bp-zb1fics 🦇

lex i know you haven't been as active lately but it doesn't feel right to not include you in this since you were literally my d-1 bestie when i first started this blog- i loved discussing fic ideas with you and joking around making silly posts and sending each other twts and telling each other about our dreams and reading all the wonderful stuff you wrote! i hope you're doing well now, i'm thinking about you <3

💌 venom // @zerobaseonefics 🕸️

you were one of the first people i talked to when i arrived at zumblr and i remember thinking wow she seems cool i wanna get to know her! little did we know that was the start of a century long feud however thankfully we can say war is over now that you've admited defeat 😇 fr tho, you're such a talented writer and i really admire how you always make time to listen to and talk to everyone~ your love for spiderman is sooo cute you act cool all the time but you're actually the cutest yk? thank you for encouraging me to post my art back then, i really don't think i would've started posting my bday series if it weren't for you and ilysm <3

💌 hazel // @hanbeanz 🔮

aka the don 😎 hazel i think you're such a talented gifmaker and the way you include your stream of consciousness always cracks me up lolol i think you're an awesome leader and it's fun discussing ideas for zb1net tg, don't feel too discouraged and i also hope you don't get too burnt out either<3 also that time you sent me an ask about your emoji tag still cracks me up hahaha <3

💌 alma // @gunwookstan 🐭

my fav fav fav mattwook fangirl almaaaaa <3 i'm so happy you messaged me bc we are literally kindred spirits when it comes to reacting to our boys LOL it was sooo funny that one time i was scrolling twt and accidentally found your account and you were like sweats uhhh that's not me ok sure 👀 talking with you always brightens my day ily sooo much mwah <3

💌 rin // @jjanguri 🐳

rininining!! my sweet, kind, open-hearted friend who can't help but cry from simply existing 🥺 from our first interaction i could tell you were gonna be lots of fun to talk to~ i love being spymasters tg, hearing ab your feud with your cubicle mate, the tattoos you plan on getting, your reactions to hao, and your love of eating bricks and concrete <3 bc of you "goobert" and "monch" are imprinted into my mind LOL and also i think it's soo impressive how you churn out 10 gifsets every day even tho you're so busy all the time~ idk what's up with the whole ss and meow agenda you've been cooking up lately but grrrr i'm keeping my eye on you 👀 thanks for being such a fun but also calming presence my lovely friend and i hope you know i'm here for you when the going gets tough <3

💌 iana // @taeraex 🦖

iana our cute adorable bb <33 it's funny that your bias is taerae bc both of you could stand still doing nothing and i would still think it's the funniest thing LOLL i love talking to you about astrological signs and your stalker behavior and being petty and your random bursting out into song and playing codenames with you (we fr are connected to the same wifi bc it's crazy how similar our instincts are) it's always such a fun time when you're around 😛 you could talk for hours and hours and i would love listening to every second of it you're just so funny and endearing and cute <3 also thank u for always supplying the cute cat pics bc there is a SEVERE drought going on 🙏 i hope u get some sleep bc i'm always worried ab you y'know <3

💌 lili // @y--eontan 🦎

o lilicat how i adore you, you're so funny and brazen and sweet and every time i see you lurking in chat i just wanna go pspspsps 😽 before we started talking i remember seeing your emoji gifset and i remember thinking this is so cool i can't wait to see the part 2!! and then you messaged me and i was like :0 your reactions to gunwookie are soo cute that i just wanna spam you with every noot noot/cheek pic i see~ it's so funny the way you complain about stuff and block people you have no patience for lmaooo i am seated for our next complaining sesh 🫡 your comments and little quips always catch me off guard bc you're so deadpan and i love your sense of humor haha also when you drew that lil orange puppy on the art i made for you? *bursts into tears* <3

💌 hope // @zeroze 🕊️

my cute hopieee i'm so sorry i called u buzz lightyear when all u wanted to be was bubbles 😭 it's so much fun theorizing ab zb1 concepts with you bc we share one mind when it comes to our music tastes and thank you for always looking out for me and asking if i'm gonna watch stuff with you and making sure i go to bed at a reasonable hour 🫶 you're so sweet and kind and funny (thinking about the time you banned iana 💀) even tho you never let me have my own cute emoji reacts :'( i hope your exhibition wraps up well and you can fiiiinally have the break you deserve! and i also hope you have the best time in japan/korea (if we don't end up meeting up!!) and i SWEARRR i'll go to bed earlier (just for u 😚) <3

💌 maria // @sunghanbinie 🌺

aka jiff, lieutenant mario, and the other half of our shared braincell -- i love how we can talk about anything and everything, from when we wake up to when we go to bed, you've simply been there for everything. even though you torment me day-to-day with monkey allegations and thirsty matt gifs, you're also always there to listen to my troubles and check up on me when i'm feeling down - i appreciate you so so much from playing 49584 games together every night and spilling tea to fangirling over zb1 and giving me gif advice. you are my constant <3 i think you're so smart and funny and such a talented gifmaker and writer. i love our little jokes and making fun of each other at every opportunity, and i truly don't think being on zumblr would've been the same without you <3 i love you sooo much mwah mwah mwah <333

finally, a shoutout to moots who i haven't spoken to as much but who i want to get to know better because i just think they're so talented and cute and cool: @jinkiseason // @zb1s // @zerobaseone // @seokmatthewz // @sung-hanbin // @yunacoeur // @keiwook // @cinnajun // @juyomiao <3

this was written from the heart at like 4am and i hope you all know just how much i love and appreciate each and every one of you <3 1000 posts and 10000 more to go! can't wait to spend the next 2.5 years with y'all 😁

[bloodmoons-knife]

heyo! been reading ur lltk fic and wanna do some silly doodles of ur creatures so i was wondering if u have any references or just descriptions i could use to draw them

HELLO YES I KNOW YOU!! YOURE LIVING RENT FREE IN MY COMMENTS AND THOUGHTS!!!!

pounding my fist on the floor while wailing over the thought of anyone drawing my beasties gnjfxdf

tragically i dont have any real refs or real descriptions for the cast so far, the best i've got is vibes and a picture of eridanus i posted recently. i will transmit the vibes, however!

nebula: hes got the orbiting star ocourse, and his big fluffy cloak. when i think of what kind of clothes he wears i think like. poet's blouse. black trousers. that kinda thing. maybe a crown? i do not know. hes very sad looking. wet cat of a man

binary: dull colors definitely! also just. librarian core. i really dont have much else for vibes its just "binary :3" in my head

rust: pretty close to bloodmoon v1 tbh, though with more practical clothing? since they go hunting and stuff. the hat stays on at all times however. kinda gives 2-tailed hat vibes tho. can work without. vampire fangies are essential

eridanus: she is BIG she is GLOWY she is DARK she is SPOOKY. she doesnt wear CLOTHES because theyre UNCOMFORTABLE. i refer to the pic ive posted of her for colors and things. orange stripes and underbelly, black scales, red eyes. out of water her fins are floppy and shes cute and i love her. her picture is in her tag if that helps searching for it btw

bird boy lunar: oh man ive got a Vision for him. a Vision. he's more based off of lunar's first proper design, the lil guy ya know? but also still not? idk. anyway most essential things are that hes birdy! bird legs, his arms are wings but on the wrist joint he has lil graspers. think bat for that part. he may or may not have tail feathers dont ask me i dont know things. hes like a species of insect to me.

hope these insane ramblings from a madman help you!!

[watermelon-jooce]

RAUGHHHHHHH friendship things(sunny and kel are very in love)

Sunny/Aubrey are literally the siblings ever i love them sm,, sunnys mom adopting Aubrey ,,, they are,,,, siblings,,, sunn y finally has older sister again,,, cries so hard the word turns into 3 bits

Also Hero and Sunny father/son dynamic..cries...they are....😭 Hero cooking and Sunny just watching like a little cat hes a little cat and Hero just :) at him😭 THEY ARE LITERALLY THE SILLIEST Hero should adopt Sunny

BASIL / SUNNY....hmm..i dont like Sunflower much, im more of a melonbread/suntan man myself, but i think theyre.okay. BASIL AND SUNNY are friends but they are usually :/ of eachother

KEL/SUNNY theyre pretty much making out the entire game, they are so in love its insane, they spend time communicating their issues and such so they communicate and keep healthy in the relationship. Kel relearned ASL just for Sunny. Did I mention Sunny is mute? Yeah. Mute Suntan. Mute Caprisun. DAMN.

for other relationships ill write my opinions down from here so just ignore this if you dont wanna see ;

Hero × Bowen || Shortbread

LITERALLY OTP I LOVE THEM SM. bowen scared man whos dealing with many many things. hero is so in love with him. they are so in love. hero and bowen are both very shy and bowen been in love with hero since he was 10. took him 9 years to actually tell him. they bake stuff together.

Basil × The Maverick || Melonbread

RAUGHHHHHHHH they are so real if you ship it ily sm please int i need more Melonbread in my life..

Scared blonde boy × loud anime raven haired boy

THEY ARE SO IN LOVE. THEY ARE ACTUALLY SO IN LOVE.

Sunny × Kel || Suntan / Caprisun

if they didnt exist i wouldnt either. if all suntan fans went to zero i am dead. They are actually so cute its insane and i will expldoe. Sunny drawing and Kel just watching him draw over his shoulder and bein like:D that looks so good omg ur such a good drawer and sunny just ^^👍

Basil × Aubrey || Photobomb

LITERALLY ONE OF MY FAVS. they are so silly literally the silliest and tho they might need a bit of couples therapy they are so in love ohmy god.

aubrey jokinly pins basil to the wall and he turns like beet red😎

Sunny × Basil || Sunflower

Not my thing, but if you like it, literally slay omg tell me your hcs

No longer a Sunflower DNI kindof person💪just dont expect to see it from me

Uhh ships like Sunnysideup or Pink popcorn or Omosun/Mindfuck are a big nono on my page and I will 100% block any sort of pr0shippers that come near. Im sorry but im not a vile human being.

ANYWHO thats abt it ill cya all next time

Buhbye :3

[tophatstintin]

I wanna work on a swapped Tintin au :']

Imma rant about each character now lol

Tintin: (swapped with Haddock) drinks, gets angry easily, really caring tho, inexperienced sailor catch phrases (or swears, idk :']) are "SLITHERING SERPENTS!" and CULTIVATING CRUMBS!"

Haddock: (swapped with Tintin) hella smart, patient (Loch ((the cat)) swaps with Snowy in this au), experienced reporter (idk what else there is to him :']), catch phrases are "GREAT BARNACLES!" and "TYPHOONS!"

Calculus: (swapped with Nestor) is still very deaf :'], always miss hears what u ask, just a very silly guy, butler

Nestor: (swapped with Calculus) pretty aggressive most of the time, would like to see u die (he does secretly care for the gang tho :']) sarcastic a lot, scientist/astronomer/inventor

Yeah that it's I do have more (idk if I'll ever show them) but Chang swaps with Chester (and vice versa) and Thompson swaps with Thomson. (That's all I have so far lol)

I did have one of my very cool friends (@haniakielbasa) design some human designs but idk if I'm allowed to show them lmao:'] (she's so good at drawing them it's actually insane)

I might do some doodles and show it here :']

[horseshoemybeloved]

wait i am really intrigued with your versions of the suitehearts i love the designs and seeing your take on them so please infodump about them to me about this obscure fob au that i’ve been insane about for years

It is now time for my long ass ( my version of the ) suitehearts masterpost * wiggles fingers *

Keep in mind!!!

So basically first things first, my versions of ‘em are Completely different characters. Some draw/view the suitehearts as fob in silly costumes ( which is super chill ) but my versions are very different. So when I say “ Benzedrine is a repressed gay wizard obsessed with abba“ I am in no ways implying that Patrick is a repressed gay wizard obsessed with abba. There are some similarities between people but it is never intentional. ( also I’m constantly changing stuff nothings set in stone lol )

Da world!

The world is kinda like a purgatory, everyone there has died but could move to another plane. Thusly there are people from all different decades. Magic is very common here, a lot of people can do small basic spells. But it takes years of practice to become a wizard, and decades to become a good one. There are 5 main,,, species? Races? I’m not quite sure how to label em. But we have:

your average human, nothing really of note here

elemental benders ( they are born with a cavity in their chest relating to what “ element “ they control. Some control water some Disco music! )

Pixies/sprites, they usually have abnormal colored skin, pointy ears, and the ability to float around. They naturally have good connection with spirits and can summon them when needed ( if they’re good at it )

Angels, they’re naturally fun colors, have magical hair, and vaguely cow like ears?. Angles can use their magic to make themselves look like normal humans tho. They usually live together and provide comfort for people. But there has been a rebellion happening and now a lot of angels try and live life not for the sole service of others but now for themselves ( is allegory 4 womanhood moment )

And then of course furries xoxo

Now the reason you even started reading this, info about the suitehearts!

Dr. benzedrine is vaguely narcissistic and full of himself, but in an oddly charming way. Personality wise hes a mixture of howl ( hmc ) without Any of the swauve, mostly just the dramatics, and aziraphale ( good omens ). Hes a middle aged man who Will Not admit hes gay, he is Incredibly repressed. He was apart of the huge royal academy of wizards, best one they’d ever had. But had a falling out with the leader in charge and now just has his own little wizard store. He befriended Donnie at a little diner because he made a reference to a Kate bush or Fiona apple song, or something or other. Him and sandman do Not get along, sandman often visits the store just to annoy him. But they have more similarities than they know, they just need to stop bitching at eachother!

( also he was born like 5’ something but the spirits in charge of transferring people to this plane were like “ I’d be mad funny if we made him really short he’d be so mad “ )

He is my autistic little meow meow 😔🙏

Horseshoe has a regal flowyness to him, semi-oblivious to his own charm, and loves to dance the night away. When everyone around him is disheveled and falling apart, he still manages to look fantastic. He appears to be the dumb blonde of the group, which he definitely doesn't mind and loves to indulged in the trope. ( he may not know where or even what Sweden is but at least hes pretty ) But he is a deeply creative person, and that in its own special way shows an intelligence. He works at a small local craft store ( bcus then he gets first dibs on all the cool new art supplies :D ) he is an angel, but chooses to focus his little magical power on constantly disguising himself cus he doesn’t wanna be bothered lol.

Donnie is very nurturing and kind, yet extremely energetic and bubbly, think kinda like,,, super sweet valleygirl. He’s slightly based off YouTuber Garret watts. He is very big solid guy. He has a bit of a problem with feeling like he Needs to take care of everyone, like it’s job ( he’s workin through it in therapy ) Like I mentioned there are people who are like elemental benders, Donnie is one of them. He has a little terrarium with either a mushroom or a daisy, and can make vines grow from his hands and legs. Donnie is also autistic ( heavily based on my experiences with it, he’s also just kinda heavily based off of me ) He's from da 60s, during the whole hippy thing.

Sandman is your typical bitchy mallgoth, who goes around calling everyone a " poser" and everything " poser shit " they put up a bitchy angry front but deep down theyre an insecure sensitive little guy. Sandman is a Pixie so that means they can summon these ( usless ) spirit guys ( they’re not very good at it ) shes also kinda Super into typical """ cringey """ stuff from 2015 ( ie undertale, fnaf, the lving tombstone, mlp ) Sandman is semi kinda not really it’s complicated openly non-binary, but still seems to repress quite a bit and just push away all deeper feelings. I thought it would be interesting to experiment with a character who is a trans femme gay guy, kinda like a reverse trans masc lesbian I guess. Idk lol don’t get mad at me

Anything else kiddo?

The format id choose to express this story would def be a movie. Uhhh… I can’t really think of much else right now, but feel free to ask questions I luv talking about em :3

[jess-the-vampire]

I don't go to the Owl house fandom, but seeing them on Twitter getting their panties in a twist on Belos is funny and sad. I can understand not liking the character, for good reasons, but some of them go way to far with their hate for the character.

and like i get it to a degree, like yeah the stuff he does is deeply upsetting and people are allowed to not like him for it, but he isn't doing anything new plenty of other villians haven't done before either.

child abuse, murder and genocide are kinda common among villian characters. Cause y'know, they're considered bad things.

now perhaps belos gets special treatment because he's not as flashy as some other villians, the flashier ones are more likable to people, and ok fair enough....but the way people were handling the situation makes it sound like liking ANY character whose done bad stuff means you condone it.....which is clearly not true and is assuming a lot about said person.

So if liking any character means you condone stuff then that implies people shouldn't like horror movie villians, disney villians, ect ect and they should be just as antagonistic towards them, but i ain't seeing much of a widespread protest against them.

i mean either you apply this logic to all villians, or you're being incredibly selective on the subject......which means you don't really believe in it.

it just is so silly because villain characters have been popular since stories were popular , people enjoy villians for many reasons, ppl should not have to walk around carrying a doc to explain why they like a character who isn't morally good.

it's so bonkers too, cause ppl were comparing ppl liking belos to people who like actual legit serial killers, which are clearly not the same thing.

people are talking about philip as if he's real and did real things and it's insane.

He's a character, a fictional character.

people are allowed to do aus of him and draw stuff with him and have fun with him because he isn't REAL. I get people don't want others to take the seriousness away from him and what he represents but aus and fan content are just that, fan content, if you can't seperate fan works from real life and what's in the show itself i dunno what to say.

it feels like gatekeeping his character by trying to bully out artists who do anything outside of what you say they're allowed to do with him. Especially since based on what i saw, it's clear none of these people really know anything about the aus and fancontent in general outside of their existence.

like in most of it he STILL sucks and is the bad guy, but i guess adding any possible human aspects is too far? even tho again, he's a character? and villians have been allowed to be explored in this kinda depth for years?

hell, darth vader killed a whole ass planet and children, and many more and that sure doesn't stop the good dad aus around him and such.

the fandom is just weird with belos, like i get it, but it's gone too far tbh.

if we're just focusing on the attack agaist fan artists for him in general, ignoring the anti-Semitism stuff this evolved into, it just feels ridiculous people are making this big of a deal of people enjoying his character.

Villian fans aren't new and they're not going anywhere, if you don't wanna see their work, then fine, don't engage in it, but don't harass these people and treat them like freaks who get joy out of actual horrible things,

there are many reason to like villians that have nothing to do with that.

[skyofnostars]

My Book Characters/OCs (Modern AU version)

So, you know how my SW OC post was short… well this one is not so much lol. These guys have full profiles for a project me and some other friends are working on, so I'll put them here and hope ya don't slowly suffer from the length of it! 

Calix Bane 

Physical appearance: shoulder length messy brown hair, brown eyes, burn scars on both hands, slightly tanned skin, somewhat skinny also but somewhat muscular. 

Unique Traits, Scars: He badly burned his hands when he was young, after setting the family dog alight with flaming cooking oil by accident (don't worry, the dog made it)!

Nicknames: Cal (everyone calls him this), Bane (his alias that no one knows is his last name), shortie (by Ajax and little brother), 

Hobbies: parkour, knife-fighting (very good), climbing, listening to music

Pronouns: He/him

Height: 5’6 ½”

Birthday: April 17 (doesn't matter in the book but whatever lol)

Age: 17

Relationship: Carmine Fennec Personality: Sarcastic, funny, independent, slight trust issues, bit of trauma, daring, courageous, PTSD (kinda), bad at flirting, always has to be funny and joking no matter the situation.

Phrase: “Are you here to chop off my head and stuff it in a bag?” (this one is from my book), “Well, that doesn't sound like my problem”. “Dont judge, dude”, “Well, if I did I did, right?”

Other Info: This is his modern AU version, so he’s got a very different backstory in my book, and he has more scars. If you wanna know about the book version, I can make a page for that too! Also, he ha a brother named Kai and a sister named Kate, who are both younger then him! 

Favorite songs: Survivor Guilt (Rise Against), BLACK SOUL (Shinedown), KILL YOUR CONSCIENCE (Shinedown), Long Forgotten Sons (Rise Against), Pull The Cord (The Score)  DEVIL (Shinedown), I Apologize (Five Finger Death Punch),

Undefeated (All Good Things), Headcase (Shinedown)

Carmine Fennic 

Physical Appearance: Long brown hair, grey eyes, tall, has a burgundy hoodie she almost always wears. Somewhat pretty, but not ridiculously so. 

Nicknames: Carm, Grumpy

Hobbies: Drawing, Taekwondo, Karate, Jujitsu, Kickboxing (yeah, she does a lot of martial arts XD), Gun shooting, sometimes she likes to play basketball

Pronouns: She/her

Birthday: November 29th

Height: 5,8”

Personality: Stoic, withdrawn, tough af, hard to get close to, serious, usually not very silly, will only get sarcastic when she's about to start yelling at you.

Phrase: “You’re needed for a job” (her family-famous quote from my book that we all joke about all the time), “Dude, be normal”, “Please just dont”, “Take another step, and, well, we all know it won't end well for you”, “I’m getting tired of hearing your voice”.

Relationship?: Cal!!! 

Other info: She’s actually a murderer in my book version, but here she’s a lot more normal! She has an older brother named Alexander, but he got into a car crash and unfortunately passed away. 

Favorite songs: Cringe (Matt Maeson), Hallucenogenics (Matt Maeson), Purple Tiger (Milky Chance), The Trick The Devil Did (Sick Puppies), Living In A Haze (Milky Chance), Cards Are Down (Blue Stones) 

Xavier Bailey

Physical appearance: The dude in my profile pic, short brown curly hair, green eyes, dark green sweater, skinny, always has a coffee cup cause he's coffee addict, gold stud earrings

Nicknames: Psycho, tech boy (only by Ajax), techie, Xav, Murderous lil’ cinnamon roll, murder boy (mostly by Xeno) Lex (only by my crew, long story), Lexie (only by Sully), 

Hobbies: Works on cars, fixing & tinkers with things, plays card games, drawing (he’s a bit of an artist), doing judo (he’s a black belt), loves listening to music (usually rap or alternative)

Pronouns: He/Him

Birthday: June 4th (Age 17!)

Height: 5’4” (he’s a short lil’ guy)

Personality: Goofy, murderous, kinda a little insane sometimes, has depression sometimes, stressed out all the time, tries to act cocky and flirty, SUPER SARCASTIC (only when he’s doing ok tho), overdramatic, protective, defensive, 

Relationship?: Xeno Allen! Thought before he hopelessly crushed on every girl or guy he met and never actually had a girlfriend, he’s bi though he denies it with a passion (he's literally dating a guy tho) 

Quote: “The fun’s not over till you’re in prison”, “Yes, I killed him. Why are you confused about this?”, “Dude, it's fine”, “I’m not gay, I'm BI” “*insert every swear word known to the English language*”, “Carmine, murdering people today isn't the best choice, but feel free to give it a go next week”. “Cal, don't be an idiot”. “Dude, learn to deal with good music (when someone complains about listening to Shinedown or Rise Against)”. “*insert song lyrics*”,  “you got a problem with that?”

Other stuff: He lost his arm and both his brothers in a car crash, his dad left home and his mother is almost always working or on a business trip, so he's pretty much alone unless he’s with Xeno. Very dark past but he hides it all with sarcasm and sass. Has dyslexia, loves dogs, sometimes goes on long runs through the city. He hasn’t actually dated anyone yet other than Xeno because he’s actually really scared to ask anybody out. Always ends up crushing on the super popular kids who already have girl/boyfriends (Xavier is a total bi disaster). He won't admit that he’s LGBTQ+ to anyone, and he’s super anxious when he’s crushing on a guy because he still refuses to admit he’s bi as f***. Swears a lot (especially at Xeno lol), can’t sing to save his life but he loves music. He has a long scar on his face and down his back from the car accident. Is super self-conscious about his prosthetic and tries to hide it by wearing things with long baggy sleeves. Back when his depression was very bad, he tried to kill himself (with a knife), but he managed to make himself stop. Xeno’s now helped him away from this state. He drives a 2002 Ford Ranger that’s covered in decals, but he regularly helps other people with fixing up their cars. Prosthetic left arm, doesn’t know how to ride a bike, terrified of needles, gets severe depression on some days, sleeps with a knife under his pillow, really jumpy, has murdered a few people (six to be exact), stressed out mess when he’s alone, allergic to alcohol, swears a lot, can’t sing to save his life (he can rap tho), wears a chain necklace and gold stud earrings, wears jeans and sweaters 24/7, spends like 15 mins trying to get his hair perfect, self-conscious as hell, has a dark sense of humor sometimes, is accidentally romantic and sweet when he thinks he’s really bad at being in a relationship.

Favorite Songs: Immortals (Fall Out Boy), ATTENTION ATTENTION (Shinedown), DARKSIDE (Shinedown), The Good Life (Three Days Grace), Landmine (Three Days Grace), Enemies (Shinedown) ‘Till I Collapse (Eminem), The Real Slim Shady (Eminem), In Da Club (50 Cent)

Ajax Coast

Nicknames: Jax, counter cleaner (long story lol)

Hobbies: Card Games (really good at anything gambling related, has amazing luck), hanging out with his friends, skateboarding, makes really good Halloween costumes, sometimes he likes to paint, used to be baseball kid until he got too old

Pronouns: He/him

Birthday: January 16th

Age: 21 

Height: 6,3” (and the tallest)

Personality: Easygoing, chill, really damn lucky, swears a lot, protective, caring, can be too focused on something and get distracted easily, sometimes slightly rude but never means it.

Phrase: “It's all okay, I promise”, “Wanna bet on that?”, “Assholes aren't welcome here. Get out”. 

Relationship?: Single…

Other info: Ajax actually lived a pretty good life. He grew up with three siblings (from oldest to youngest it goes: Della, Gabe, Tyler and then him), and moved out when he was twenty to rent a place to stay. He also speaks/knows basic sign language and Italian! Wants to go to police school so he can become an officer! 

Often wears a blazer/suit jacket over a regular t-shirt, is fidgety and taps fingers on tables a lot, VERY protective of Xav (he sees him as a little brother), is the chill cool dude of the group, has REALLY good luck and nobody knows why.

Favorite songs: Human Race (Three Days Grace), Shivers (Ed Sheeran), This Is The Best (USS), The Reason (Zayde Wolf), Play With Fire (Sam Tinnesz), Warriors (Imagine Dragons), Immortals (Fall Out Boy), Natural (Imagine Dragons)

Sully Vale

Physical appearance: half-shaved hair that can't sow up in AI art for some reason, is ALWAYS wearing tall combat boots, likes dark clothes but isn't really emo, draws lots of attention when she's away from her friends but otherwise kinda blends into the background. She has a tattoo on her back of a snake around a dagger, and she has a tattoo on her shoulder that says ‘family isn't defined by blood’ in Latin (so, ‘interdum familia non sit sanguis’), in blue cursive. 

Nicknames: Sul, Beautiful (only by her bf)

Hobbies: Running, ax-throwing, camping, hiking, traveling, used to do dance, playing guitar

Pronouns: She/her 

Birthday: August 9 

Age: 19

Height: 5’4”

Personality: Can be a bit intense, distant, protective, playful, energetic, not very girly, competitive, dark humor, sporty, dramatic, draws attention, confident, determined

Phrase: “I don't really care”, “Go annoy someone else”, “guys, I'm dying right now”, “please, stop being so embarrassing”

Relationship?: Will Scaramuzza (OC of a friend)

Other info: She grew up with her parents and a brother who’s ten years older than her (his name’s Parker), so he wasn't around much during her childhood. She’s the only one Xaveir talks about his trauma with other than Xeno. Always likes to put on a show, and always seems to have a dramatic flair when she tells a story. She picks her friends carefully because she does have some trust issues. 

Favorite songs: Judgement Day (Five Finger Death Punch), Sattalite (Rise Against), The Violence (Rise Against), DEVIL (Shinedown), BLACK SOUL (Shinedown), Nightmare (From Ashes To New)

[burthummels]

ok i changed my mind about drawing all the hair colours bc that's actually a lot of work that i don't have the energy for rn (silly art block and whatnot) and i don't wanna make u wait forever bc i'd forget etc etc i'm so sorry i'm a massive mess rn

ANYWAY i wanna preface this list by saying that i think black is a great colour on all of them! thinking specifically about that time jimin got compared to prince eric <3 and tae's recent pretty black curls (gone but never forgotten) but they all look good with black hair and i will not hear otherwise 😤

joon:

i think joon looks really good with light hair in general but i am particularly weak for grape!joon <3 his spring day/not today soft purple hair is everything to me

jin:

u are so so right about purple jin but may i offer u blond and pink jin as well! i think that almost platinum blond makes him look so ethereal and it very much fits the way his voice sounds to me. and shoutout to the pink for being so pretty on him

yoongi:

ok tbh i think black is his best colour however!! this ashy brown hair is super pretty

and shoutout to platinum blond agust d bc this was a Look he is so iconic for doing this

hobi:

i second the reddish brown tbh that is the colour i wish my hair was rn but i am realising very quickly that i can't pull it off quite like him ksfjhgkfd </3 anyway i also love whatever is going on with his hair in the spring day mv i think that should be an honourable mention

jimin:

jimin is a natural blond to me too tbh. especially when it looks all soft and fluffy i think he looks so cozy and gentle and huggable!! i'm also very weak for the pink tho like spring day jimin is everything to me and i was so happy when the pink made a comeback

tae:

tae looks good in literally every colours it's so unfair to the rest of us </3 out of the really bright colours my faves were red and blue tho! tae in the save me mv really imprinted on me in ways i can't describe dkfgjh and then when he had blue hair and jimin had pink hair 💞💞💞 looking so bright and colourful together i love them sm <33

but also!! this fluffy curly brown on him!!! when people were saying he looked like a poodle!! so so soft i fucking love it i want to play with his hair

jungkook:

i think i'm mainly used to seeing black/brown on him bc he had those colours for so long but! cherry kook or even just the red tips that i don't remember but found when i was looking up his red hair <3 idk there's just sth about this look that really hits to me

omg grape!joon how could i ever forget !!!! the sweetest angel anctually !!!! i love light hair on him :( it's just so !!! aah oh wowowow he's so my everything shaped and these pictures just prove it actually like i'd do anything for him

oh yes i am so glad you offered up blonde and pink jinnie !! he is so ethereal and soft and he just looks like he should be a prince somewhere like ,,,, he's so right when he calls himself worldwide handsome like he KNOWS he's so pretty and he's right

ASHY BROWN WITH THE HEADBAND LIKE I THINK IM GONNA SHORT CIRCUIUT !!!!!!! AND THEN PLATINUM AGUST D?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!!! LIKE ARE U TRYING TO MAKE ME EXPLODE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOOOOOOOOOOD no yoongi just ,,,,,,, og i become insane any time i look at him actually like there is something inside of my body that just insantly gives me the feeling of wanting to bite on glass and scream like ,,,,,, GOD min yoongi

my best friend hobi my best friend !!!! the red hair !!!! ooooh that hobi is just has such a special place in my heart like idk i look at him and i am simply filled with joy and happiness and my saddness melts away (that's any hobi but red hair hobi just <333 baby boy) and yes !!!! the spring day hair w the red streaks !!! aaah he looks so cute in it 🥺 and his eyes look so pretty in that photo too and that choker of im 🥺🥺🥺

NATURAL BLONDE JIMIN STANS RISE !!!!!!!! yes when it's soft and fluffy !!!!! oh it's perfect and i jsut wanna give him all the hugs !!! and you're sosososososo correct about pink jimin like that is also just a precious huggable angel sorry and i think i'd love to see a pink!jimin comeback again i think it would bring world peace

the fact that tae just...... looks good in everything... im sick to my stomach.... how is it FAIR !!! OH BLUE AND PINK JIMIN !!!! MY COTTON CANDY TWINS !!!!! THEY JUST !!!! OH THEY JUST LOOK SO PERFECT TOGETHER !!!! (maybe they're more jollyrancher colored but it doesn't have the same ring) but oh tae in the save me mv is imprinted in my mind and i will rewatch it jsut for himsdkfjhlsd but poodle!tae !!! oh what a sweet boy !! that live where jk was just putting forks in his hair sdjkfhaldskfh

OH JUNGKOOK MY SWEET BABY STAR CANDY JUNGKOOK WHO IWOULD LITERALLY DO ANYTHING FOR !!!!! i look at him and i am instintaniously the heart eyes emoji like i can't help it that just who i am and jungkook is my babygirl that's how the world is !!!! but yes the reeeeed cherry !!!! it's so good !!! i love when you can still see his roots but there's color there i think that's the best way to do color for his hair !!!! oh it's just <33333 wow,,,,, im looking at those photos and im simply just here to be a in love w jungkook like i think that's what im put on this planet for (also soobin behind jk in the first photo made me giggle a little sdjhfakld)

!!!! spring day bangtan is just something that can be so personal and so full of love and emotion like.... wow.... !!!

[raisinchallah]

ok my theoretical ideas for femslash poll.. legacy tumblr era stuff swan queen the fact they keep getting forgotten is so insane to me like they were IT that show was so fucking bad but regina was IT gelphie a bit of an out of left field on but like it is real brittana as a tip of the hat to santanas IMPACT karmy faking it because faking it was a social experiment we need to admire from a distance with hazmat suits... also thinking about this bad poll i saw that put like fucking princess peach and daisy on there which hsa no femslash footprint i think u just invented that but like if we are being honest to tumblr maybe we gotta put ruby and sapphire from steven universe on there u know like they had an impact i realize talking about steven universe on this website is somehow like scary but that cannot erase their impact and then i think because i do not want to give it all to the carmilla webseries but like they were impactful in that era i think more like collage of every version of laura and carmilla throughout time korrasami OF COURSE bubbline duh! rosemary and vrisrezi for me specifically but it can be narrowed down to simply rosemary then like 90s femslash pioneers xena and gabrielle of course of course idk if it would be funny for me but i dont think theres enough xena fans to vote here to put multiple slots on there like gabrielle/aphrodite or callisto/xena or something but i know those warriors are out there now the next question is the star trek girlies cuz i think kiradax is the most popular on tumblr but seven/janeway is legacy but i dont care about it then theres weird more niche stuff like michael/georgiou or you know the absolute pioneers making the first femslash zines out there with like chapel/uhura their minds in the 70s but back to 90s icons i feel like some buffy option should be there for again posterity idk if u go with willow/tara or buffy/faith but whatever they are out there and then for meeee talia and susan from b5 tho they would get mercilessly destroyed in the first round love loses then like anime girlies anthy and utena of course of course also 90s icons haruka and michiru duuuh madoka and homura of course nana and nana maybe some niche or out of left field options too tho something that could stand a fighting chance would be like misato/ritusko from evangelion or like you know as a shoutout to lesbian shounen rivals besties jolyne and hermes from jojo part 6 but these are just like from things people have actually heard of fadsjkl;ds ok then like video game girlies i say as i pretend to know about video games but love and respect towards alphys and undyne and then idk i think it would be funny to throw something kinda silly like chell/glados in there cuz idk anything about that but i respect them so much like idk maybe the evil computer flooding your room with neurotoxin is gay #equality ok actually this is getting so long and bad and i can still think of a million more things to add but i wanna draw goodbye for now

[threadsun]

Oh they all sound so fun !!

Very curious about how each one of them looks like !!

-JDA here-

OMG OMG the blind date thingy sounds so much fun !!! I wanna try !!!!! Also !! The visual novel thingy also sounds so nice !! Imo I think you should add,,, everyone— silly description about everyone but they sound pretty lovely !!

I would estimate I've got a good... 30? Decently fleshed out OCs just like... in the same orbit as Zander. Like people he knows. Mostly exes of his or friends (or both). I also can't draw so I only have picrews of them and they don't always look right 😭 I will give you a complimentary Lin picrew tho cause he's my second biggest brain blorbo, he's babygirl and he's insane <3 Oh and a Z just cause I can >:3c

I really wanna do the blind date thing!! I may keep it up my sleeve to like... idk celebrate a follower milestone. If I can figure out which milestone it should be. idk how many followers I need before I can actually do follower milestone things and get asks for it?

But yeah, maybe one day I'll try to rope one of my artist friends into making a VN with me >:3c I'd probably start with like... maybe a little Lin game? idk, they're all sort of originally from the same vague universe I like to call Weird Earth, which is also where the dnd campaign I run with my friends is set. So most of them are pretty heavily involved in magic in one way or another. So I feel like any VN with them would inherently have to be one about magic? idk there's a vague plot to the world they're all in which kind of impacts all of them. So... lots to think about before I do anything.

[scover-va]

Generally when you reblog things I feel like I ask for ???/Carla/Chandrelle a lot. So I’m going to switch it up and say Rust for the ask meme

My favourite old man!!! And my favourite, dare I say, babygirl

Favourite thing about them:

His fucking CHAPTER oguhgguughggugh i could talk about him and his experiences for HOURS OGUGHGUGUH. Hi. I am NOT normal about him. Tho genuine, less vague answer is probably just. Like. His personality? Like he is SUCH a good dad and i just wanna see him and Weasel Kid bond post-game yknow??? But also like. His entire life is the wastes, people wanting to kill him and his son around every corner, yet he still tries and avoid violence whenever possible?? I dont know if it's more of a genuine pacifist thing or if he doesnt want his son to experience all this death, but like. I kinda wanna lean towards the second option considering how quickly he resorted to killing and shooting on sight when Rocky wasnt there. And I know thats mainly bc of trauma and determination to get to his kid but. I mean. Shooting Jeremiah in the chest was NOT necessary. Anyways also hes silly and goofy and I love him <3

Least favourite thing about him:

Maybe not about HIM specifically but like. I wish the mind control serum was explored more?? Like it kinda feels like a useless plot. Yes it triggered Carla's hardcore mod, but unless she or Sado were in contact with Reggie and Jeremiah somehow, then that mod could've just...been triggered differently. And like. It's mostly Sado's actions that drive him to that brink of insanity. I cant remember if Jeremiah told him to go to the inn, but the ONLY reason i can see the MC Serum being important is just to get him to the inn. other than that. He joins in on the ritual because he thinks it'll get Rocky back. He's already a player character, he doesnt NEED to be controlled by the player. And also I think the potential of him being the dead body up during Junior's lil assistance section of VG2 is unexplored

Favourite Line:

Not even the full line, but. Mayhap. I quote it all the time. (Full line is something like "Can't fit in there. Someone smaller, mayhap" idk I'm not pulling up the game to find it) Mayhap mayhap mayhap. Hes so silly I love him <3333

brOTP:

Again, I think he and Weasel Kid should have a father-son dynamic, as seen in one of my fics. They both lost what the other is, and I just mmmmm!!!!

OTP:

My number of Rust ships is. Low. Admittedly. But him with Bryce and/or Lazarus <3

nOTP:

Obviously The Hex has like 10 fans, and the number of Rust ships is. Low. But I'm just gonna say the obvious notps; Weasel Kid, Sado, or Rocky. Thank fucking god this fandom is small because weirdos would use Lionel's voice line about never figuring out Rust and Rockys exact bond as an excuse for proshitting. So. Yay small fandom moment <3

Random Headcanon:

I dont know how random BUT while in the Wastes, he's fairly thin and doesn't eat much, only eating up to half of their food rations, often less, saving the rest for Rocky. But he had slight muscle to make up for it, because I'm sure carrying around supplies and a bigass shot gun all day every day + walking all day every day at least builds up SOME muscle. Once he gets to the inn, however, he loses his gun and doesn't walk around too much. After all, the inn is MUCH smaller than the wastes. So, he ends up losing muscle. Not to mention he's probably eating less (especially after the possibility of fully coming to terms with what happened to his son), so. He grows thinner. Though he DOES go down a road of recovery (probably with Bryce's help tbh, knowing how Bryce is) and ends up regaining some body fat! He eventually gets healthy enough that he slowly develops a bit of a dad bod :-) I wanted to draw out this hc but couldn't get the anatomy to look right so I forgot about it, but I am VERY happy I get to ramble about it now <3

Unpopular Opinion:

There are like 2 or 3 other people who talk about Rust enough for ANY sort of 'popular' opinion to form. So. That sucks. Does him being the skeleton in the GameWorks base count? Can I say he's smart just not conventionally smart? Like he can hotwire a car and picked up some German thanks to a certain nuclear sandworm and can aim with perfect accuracy despite having poor vision, but he can't read or do math or write or-

Song I associate with them:

I. Have an entire playlist for him. Whoopsies. ANYWAYS. Grief from The Devil's Carnival (ive never listened to the musical i just found it in a playlist a while back) and Still Here by Digital Daggers. Mostly Grief tho. But like. It's from Sado's perspective about Rust. If that makes sense

Favourite Picture of them:

His steam emoji <33333

It looks even goofier on my phone bc of how blurred it is

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[everyothermouse]

A lil group portrait of the time au adventuring gang!! Them <333

Basically tol fucked up as a kid and is now on the run from the law, but realized that since his life was so crazy he could live off of telling stories of his wacky adventures. When he met Jay he wanted him to come with him, and when he found out jay couldn't come cus he was virtually a demon/god/magic magnet he decided he NEEDED to bring him to capitalize on how it'd make more cool stories. And yeah it worked so since then he's been collecting wackos to aaa go crazy aaaa go stupid (and also bcus safety I numbers or whateva, pop and pip are also criminals and pastel and jay are crimes against god <3) more about each individual under the cut!

Doin them from left to right :)

Pastel: died when she was messing around with some friends and got stuck under a big rock and left to starve. But because of a fluke in the underworld her God decided to resurrect her, a right usually only belonging to saints. Because of this she's now poorly pretending that she totally did something to deserve being revived (she tells a different story every time someone asks, she thinks it's funny) to avoid being persecuted for suspected witchcraft. She met Jay when they were both drunk and they had fun fucking around in the city, and she spilled the beans to him that she was revived for no reason. She regretted it, but jay didn't kill her because even though he's religious he knew what it felt like to be magically cursed and have everyone be pissed at u for it. Also she's really funny with jay so tol begged her to come with them to add more Comedy(tm) to his memoirs

Pop: a time traveller and angel who is trying to hide both of those facts but only really succeeding at hiding the time travel thing. When they were a kid they traveled to this time with his friends Lustre and Cherrybomb, but when they were attacked by the vicious royal guard they weren't able to escape without leaving Lustre behind. Cherrybomb super repressed that memory, and while pop recovered from some minor injuries they vowed to never time travel again. Yeah they only kept that up until they were like 15, but they still couldn't bring themself to go back to when they left Lustre. But now they're 26 (well technically they're like 33 but in their time their supposed to be 26) living with their boyfriend cherrybomb and have years of time travel experience under their belt, and they're ready to go back. Except they can't go back because they created a travel block for themself by accident because of how upsetting the event was, so instead they traveled as close as they could, about 10 years in the future of the time. Now they search for any form of closure, all they need to know is what happened to their friend, and they will do whatever it takes to find this out. But angels aren't super welcome in the past, especially not with uncut wings, so it's not exactly easy for them to navigate this time period. But after a while of their search they met two lovely children (well young adults), a demon and a "cursed" (nowadays they call em spiritually gifted) and felt so bad for how much the world seemed to be against them they decided they could travel with them, just for a bit, to protect them. They tried not to get attached. They failed. They're in it for the long run now aren't they TwT also as they explore this time and learn more about the gods, they start to realize that they might... be the God of longevity???? Or at least an older version of them became them? Time travel is fucked man

Btw Lustre plays a big role in this plot, her hyper futuristic knowledge, 'blessed' white eyes, and strange God gifted clothing would all lead to him rising to a much different role than fugitive rather quickly, but they're not who this post is about ;) also I'm gonna go bottom to top for the 3 in the middle let's go

Lune: just a little guy :) lune is a young rancher/gardener who worships the God of the wood, who kind of goes missing sometimes and is lowkey the least loyal God but shhhh he loves them. Lune and tol were childhood friends (along with their pal cleo) but on one of their little excursions tol took something very important to a very powerful king, and refused to give it back. As retribution the king destroyed their entire town, and cleo put all the blame on tol, tol and lune both knew lune had to take the side against tol in order to not have the town turn on him. So yeah he moved with the town to bring up a brand new farm, long awaiting the day when tol would come home and say that things were OK and they could settle back in town together, hopefully with cleo too. That didn't happen, but tol did come back and peer pressure lune into part time adventuring with him! So yeah generally lune just runs his lil farm and prays, but when tol comes to pick him up he gets a chance to go be free to act batshit crazy, just like when he was a kid 🥰

Pipes: DEmon! One time lune and tol had a little squabble so lune was like 'im gonna get a new best friend and ur gonna regret this' and tol was like 'yeah right, u live with a bunch of criminals right now no one's gonna wanna be ur bestie dumbass' so lune just walked into a cave at night and dragged out this little nonverbal demon because demons who live alone in caves don't have high standards for friends. Even tho it was just a ploy to make tol jealous lune went super hard on it and now pipes is actually friends with the gang lmaoo

Tol: like I said with lunes, stole something important from a king as a kid, monarch got pissed, blew up the town, town got pissed at tol for it, and since then he's been on the run because he's too stubborn to give back the damn thing (they could have just attacked HIM for it, but since la queen decided to fuck with his town, his family, tol thinks he doesn't deserve to have it back.) He had to run from town to town and got into a lot of danger in his attempts at finding places to hide, but he lacks fear and tended to fight stuff off. As a kid he found that he could get enough pity to be welcomed into towns if he told people he had to fight a monster to get there, so he told stories at every town and camp he went to of his hardships. But as he got older, those he stayed with beckoned him to keep talking, and more and more people said they had heard of his adventures. And that's when when it clicked, his shining ticket to true freedom wasn't a place, it was his stories. They gave him food, shelter, fun, memories, a life. So he made it his mission to never settle down, to make his life as crazy as possible and to talk about it as much as possible, and if he ever ran out of energy to adventure, he'd spend the rest of his dying days writing and writing his entire life story. He thought this was a life he'd live alone, but one day he sought refuge in jays little lonely house because he thought it was abonded, luckily though Jay had just been praying for a second chance at life and decided that considering the timing, tol must be that second chance. So yeah jay patched him up, found out on his monthly supply route he was harboring someone very wanted, and took care of tol even harder because he didn't know or care why he was wanted, he just knew that anyone who had a drawing of them as a child on a wanted poster definitely didn't deserve it. So yeah they're besties now.

AAA I wrote out a really long description for jay but tumblr glitched and I lost it :'O ble here's a shorter rewrite cus I'm not writing out that whole thing again >:P

Jay: brought up in a church village,, he was born with the curse, which allows him to tap into magical properties very easily, and be very easily controlled, manipulated, and possessed by them. This allowed him to be very connected with his god (the god of longevity) but also meant he was often treated as a security risk and a monster by the adults of his town since he could let in evil spirits so easily. He spent most of his time praying and he became obsessed with acting on compulsions (repeated prayer, overscrubbing, scratching himself, touching religious things until he felt like he touched them "right") because he believed they were messages from God and would prevent him from becoming evil (look he was a teenager and everyone told him he was a monster his whole life leave him be.) He gets possessed twice, mage as a rep of the town is like "either have ur cursed removed or leave town forever" (uncursing is only hypothetically possible, it's hella dangerous) and he's scared itd sever his connection to his god so he leaves and he's upset bcus his entire life plan was built around his church, so now he's livin alone on a hill and leaving like once a month, he stays up there and sews and prays mostly, he sort of works on himself and becomes vaguely mentally stable, so he prays for a second chance at life since he lost his original path and needs a sign where to go, and then boom tol shows up and the rest is history. Now he has his own little family and things are going great :) other than the still getting possessed like once a week but shhhh

Pip: in between the entrance to hell and the religious central of the continent is a little town that sides with neither. They mostly fuck around and find out, and in this town lives a monster researcher and her less formal wife, pip! Pip is just a silly goofy little guy livin life, and when the crazy bunch shows up she feels like he's finally found her people :3 and for the first time the group gains a member who's begging to join them as opposed to the other way around

Ya and together they all go on wacky lil adventures with demons and monsters and monarchs and what not.

Tldr pastel is a funny lil dead guy, pop is a time traveller and the Adult of the team, lunes a lil farmer man, pipes a hobo demon they picked up off the side of the road, tols a little criminal demon adventurer, jays a religious weirdo who tol dragged out of his hermit hut, and pips an insane little guy

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AUGUST 2020 | #3

Every month, we ask our reader members to rec us some BTS works they’ve enjoyed. The works can come from any source (AO3, Tumblr, Twitter, Wattpad, etc.), can be either a fanfic or a SM AUs, and don’t have to be from our own writer members. We’ve compiled this month’s recs in this list; Happy browsing!

SFW | Fanfic

Acclimatization by peonyswamp

college au | roommates au | oneshot 

Summary: Acclimatization or acclimatisation is the process in which an individual organism adjusts to a change in its environment.In which an individual organism is a sometimes grumpy university student and his environment involves a new roommate, a dog barking all night and other terrifying ordeals.

@taerseok​ said: Okay,,, this fic was absolutely everything and i love the dynamic between sope. it's so cute (mickey stole my heart in this one) and adorable and i was laughing pretty much every time i read the next dialogue. it was so so sweet at the end and for a second i almost expected an angsty ending which i wasn't ready for but then they confessed and i felt so relieved??? the dialogues are top-notch, the characterization is chefskiss, and the plot is just perfect. it's a great story to read when you want something to cheer you up! 

NSFW | Fanfic

Chemical X by jvante 

fluff | smut | humor | angst | oneshot 

Summary:  Jeongguk signs up for cooking classes and meets the love of his life. Seokjin teaches cooking classes and meets his mortal enemy.

@joopiterjoon​ said: This is a feelgood fic. If you are having a bad day, a sad day, a lonely day, read this fic. The friendships are chaotic, the love is silly. Jungkook has the fattest crush with terrible metaphors and he ruins so much food you won't get hungry reading about cooking. Jin has the sass and the class. Vmin are the best worst friends we've all had. It had me lol'ing the whole time. 

forever rain by kimlinebiased

angst with happy ending |  fluff | misunderstandings | implied smut | poly | oneshot

Summary:  Namjoon made a big mistake six months ago and has been hiding from the confrontation he knew would result. The rain can’t hide him forever.

@httpangelicjimin​ said: i found this gem when i should've already been asleep. what draw me in where how beautifully the first few lines were written. i got so emerged in the story and with plot that i couldn't contain myself. i would love to see a second part of this~ oh, and i recommend that you read it while listening to forever rain. you will cry a lot like i did but smile in the end. The rain had finally stopped.

how to talk to other humans (and other valuable life skills) by drawingspaces

fluff | smut | angst | single parent au | completed series

Summary: If love is a word, let it be a song. People rarely get a second chance at growing up. Somehow, Jeongguk lucks out.

@hoeuseok​ said: taekook meet as a student/prof but their relationship doesn’t start until well after that’s over but just in case that makes any one uncomfortable, series. tbh i didn’t know how i’d feel about single dad jungkook but wow did this author pull it off. the characters and their growth in this fic are so beautiful. jungkook trying his absolute best to be a good dad and feeling like he’s falling short and taehyungs endless patience and understanding through it all. just phenomenal writing. this fic wrapped me in a warm blanket and told me it loved me and my flaws.

i like us like this by tendershipping

nsfw | smut | light angst | soulmates | camboy au | BDSM | completed series

 Summary:  Camboy Jimin’s usual playmate cancels on him for an upcoming livestream. Roommate Taehyung volunteers as tribute.

@joopiterjoon said: Jimin needs a sub (pun intended) for his camboy anniversary filming. Best friend Taehyung jumps in to save the day and so much more. I LOVE this series for so much more than the smut. The author focuses a lot on the bond creation and responsibility of a dom even though this is told from the sub (Taehyung's) perspective. There is such a strong emotional connection between these two that is only amplified by the discussions of safety and trust exercises, and the descriptions of Taehyung enjoying being a sub are written so naturally. This is really soft despite the plot content!

kiss me hard before you go by 77735

childhood friends to lovers | roommates | fluff  | oneshot

Summary:  yoongi and hoseok are childhood friends who live in a terrible apartment with min holly. they are also in love with each other. and bad at context clues.

@j-sope​ said: listen. hear me out. i wasn't gonna read a sope fic this month because i wanna explore other pairings more. BUT. this fic. i'm crying first of all the flow of it is insane, repeating certain words here and there is just wow (okay i'm seeing it implemented for the first time now and roy peter clark would probably scold me but it was genius). you sort of just fall in love with their friendship and their shitty apartment from the very beginning and THEN of course the fact that they're in love but are being total dumbasses. okay why am i spoiling the fic lmao, the point is. there's not much more than kissing going on for the most part but it feels like the most intense, wonderful, beautiful thing and i'm here for it okay. i love sope so much (and yoongi you perfect dumbass hobi would never leave you istg) i did feel like crying at one point which just shows that it's a good fic. you feel stuff. and you also smile like a dork the whole time, like i did. 10/10 would recommend (also ot7 moments are hilarious as always) ahhhh i love them!

Shipwreck by Anonymus

angst | fluff | smut | completed series

Summary: Taehyung is a scientist who goes to one of the last remaining forests that have werewolves hoping to study them and understand their morphology to better medicines for humans in the city. Alternatively, Taehyung loves his job but falls in love with Jungkook, the heir of the largest remaining werewolf clan.

@absoluteyoongit​ said: This fic is tarzan meets werewolves. I love this taekook fic and how two opposites slowly fall in love with each other. Plus I am a sucker for werewolf/mate type stories and this one just makes me so happy

SFW | SM AU

None this month

NSFW | SM AU

Dick Picturesque by pornographicpenguin

smut | angst | multi-chapter  

Summary:  youre pretty cute tho also why were u sendin some dude who u never texted before nudes that’s like a really bad idea u shold be smarter i’m drunk

@megahwn​ said: I go back to this smau ALL the time, it's so raw and real and reminds me of deep conversations I've had with strangers in my own lifetime. The banter is funny, the smut is sexy and sweet at the same time, and the ending is so satisfying to read. 10/10 would recommend!