#i want a penis

[yeahimatransman]

I'm a crazy man. My roommate is out of town so I put my packer on tonight and was walking around my apartment . It was satisfying, but I wanted something more. So I decided to go out of my apartment for the first time wearing it and just went down to check the mail. I was a little nervous that someone was going to see me, but then I didn't run into anyone at all while going down or coming back up. This bothered me so I went back down to check the package room because now I wanted to see someone. Still didn't see anyone. So I ended up sitting in our lobby for probably 20 minutes with it decently visible and a bunch of people walked by. Some looked at me and some didn't. Obviously I have no idea if they noticed the bulge, in fact they probably didn't. But the idea that they could have noticed it was really exciting to me. I feel like this makes me weird and crazy, but I can't believe I actually did that. I left my apartment with my packer on. Insane. I had a binder previously, but it seems to have gotten lost, so I just ordered a new one. I can't wait until it shows up and then I can wear both. Its supposed to get here tomorrow and I can't wait to put it on and be wearing both and maybe venturing out to check the mail like this again or end up sitting in the lobby again.

[cidnangarlond]

[apricotjamendorsements]

a lot of desisted and detrans women are like, I realized there was no conflict between my biological sex and aspirations or personality, but for me my problem is actually with my biological sex. The thing is, transitioning won't actually change my biological sex in the way I want it to.

[prokopetz]

Detachable junk sounds good in theory, but I can't help but feel that the plug-and-play approach is just asking for trouble. Forget about USB compatibility – I want something mounted on a threaded rod that I have to spend several minutes turning into place, and it makes an obtrusive squeaka-squeaka-squeaka noise the whole time because I'm a dumbass and forgot to lubricate it. I want something that needs to be seated and secured like the parallel data cable from a 1950s computer. I want something where removing it requires disengaging a series of four interlocking mechanical toggles, and I want each of those toggles to go ka-chunk.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The musical episode.

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[sexygaywizard]

I've been seeing a lot that people are really surprised and upset that pissvortex got banned, and while I think it's fucked up and shitty that he did get banned, I also don't think it's very surprising because- and here's something I think a lot of non-TERFs don't understand- TERFs navigate this website very differently from the rest of us. The standard reaction to any non-TERF encountering a TERF is to block them, and generally not engage. You know, we have block lists of TERFs that go around. TERFs themselves, they don't really do this shit. They don't have huge block lists of trannies- I mean that would be like 80% of the fucking site- what they do is they keep watch of accounts that they really fucking hate and they hang out in their little discord servers because they're petty and vicious and have nothing better to do than fill their lives with poison and venom, and they harass you to provoke you, and when you say some shit about how terfs should kill themselves or be scalped, they share it around between themselves and mass report it. And absolutely no large social media website, not Tumblr, not Twitter, not Facebook, is going to see a post that received hundreds of reports where you said that somebody should be scalped and think, "Oh but was the other person being like a real huge asshole though?" That's not how they work. They just ban you. Whatever moderator is managing that shit does not care enough to look into the larger societal wide context of why you said that. I'm not saying this to say that you should be kind to or play nice with TERFs, I'm just saying this so that you can perhaps have an awareness of how some of your posts may look to a moderator who's received hundreds of reports about them. They're playing a different game, so play smart

[octylish]

What's Up, Danger?

[xxlunawarriorxx]

spidaverse

[transmunsons]

Eddie kisses Steve because he thinks he’s dying. Guys like him don’t get a lot of action so he figures he might as well squeeze in a first kiss before kicking the bucket. And if he so happens to be harboring a massive crush on Steve, well, he won’t have to be around much longer to deal with it.

Except he didn’t die. And now Steve is hiding a deeply injured fugitive in his house and questioning his sexuality. And on top of that, he has to tell the poor guy that his dick is missing when he wakes up.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i know we're all sick to death of hearing about duck penises but it is genuinely so important to me that you know: male ducks regrow their penis every mating season! that is all

[dimensionzero]

every major character's screentime in across the spiderverse

miles morales: 1 hour, 26.5 minutes

gwen stacy: 56.5 minutes

miguel o'hara: 23 minutes

rio morales: 20 minutes

jeff morales: 17.5 minutes

the spot: 14 minutes

peter b (& mayday) parker: 9.5 minutes

hobie brown: 9.5 minutes

george stacy: 9 minutes

pavitr prabhakar: 8 minutes

jess drew: 5.5 minutes

margo kess: 3.5 minutes

ben reilly: 1 minute

peni parker: 20 seconds

spider-man noir: 10 seconds

spider-ham: 10 seconds

[unipacas]

For the request thing, would love to see Peni in your style! Only if you want to. Love your art btw <3

thanks so much! i've been meaning to draw her properly, i hope she'll do lots more in the next movie ☺ i love her big jacket!!

[official-penis-posts]

Southern Norway has a landmark called Trollpikken. Or The Troll's Dick in English. It was chopped down by some angry local after it started gaining attention, then subsequently re-attached after a fundraiser raised ~$21400 for the procedure

(Wikipedia)

Hurray for the restored Trollpikken!

[laughy-sapphy-blog]

Ham, Noir, and Peni witnessing their friends being hunted for sport like

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Welcome to the Dungeons of Fear and Hunger.

[rhythmmortis]